WEBVTT - What are the Strangest Mating Habits in the Animal Kingdom?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what will what's that? Mango? So I was

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<v Speaker 1>reading the story in the New Yorker about tennis grunts,

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<v Speaker 1>and as you know, I'm a tennis fan, and we've

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<v Speaker 1>already talked about how grunting can help a player hit harder.

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<v Speaker 1>I like how we've talked about tennis grunting multiple times.

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember this fact that actually there is a

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<v Speaker 1>slight advantage to grunting when you hit, because it, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it kind of muffles the sound of the ball

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<v Speaker 1>hitting the racket, so you don't know the precise moment

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<v Speaker 1>when it hits. Right. Yeah, that's right. But the article

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<v Speaker 1>was about something slightly different. So apparently this researcher published

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<v Speaker 1>a paper on how just by studying the grunts during

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<v Speaker 1>a game, you can actually predict which opponent is going

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<v Speaker 1>to win. And the researcher came up with this massive

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<v Speaker 1>taxonomy of grunts, and he analyzed the tones and the pitches,

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<v Speaker 1>and he came up with the system that actually beat

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<v Speaker 1>Bookie's best guesses. But what was most interesting was that

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<v Speaker 1>the researcher published this paper in a journal called Animal Behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>And you only came to the conclusion because it mimicked

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<v Speaker 1>what he was studying in Red male deer like the

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<v Speaker 1>deer actually face off in this grunt match where they

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<v Speaker 1>bark at each other from a few feet away, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's what the New York referred to as a volley

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<v Speaker 1>of roars. But as one starts becoming more dominant, the

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<v Speaker 1>others grunts weaken and get thinner, and eventually they lose

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<v Speaker 1>the match and the opportunity to make that's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So but it works the same way in tennis or what. Yeah, basically,

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<v Speaker 1>so when the grunting is stronger, you can tell which

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<v Speaker 1>player is controlling the game. But the whole story made

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<v Speaker 1>me think, like, why do male dear use grunting at

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<v Speaker 1>one another is a way to win the maids affections?

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<v Speaker 1>And why don't they do dances or something we're creative

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<v Speaker 1>like build things? And what exactly are the strangest courtship

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<v Speaker 1>tricks in the animal Kingdom? So let's dive in, say

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<v Speaker 1>their podcast listeners, welcome to part I'm genius, I'm Will

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<v Speaker 1>Pearson and as always I'm joined by my good friend

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<v Speaker 1>Manesh Ticketer. And on the other side of the soundproof

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<v Speaker 1>glass drafting. What is that a Craigslist at in search

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<v Speaker 1>of a skydiving partner. That's our friend, the producer, Tristan McNeil.

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<v Speaker 1>And if that sounds like a weird way to find

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<v Speaker 1>a companion, well, I think you're right. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>weird way. Well, in his defense, Tristan's flann was inspired

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<v Speaker 1>by the mating habits of bald eagles. So bald eagles

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<v Speaker 1>actually used a special kind of skydiving when they're testing

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<v Speaker 1>out potential mates. So first the love birds fly super high,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they lock their talents together and start tumbling

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<v Speaker 1>and cartwheeling towards the ground. This is a move that

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<v Speaker 1>researchers actually referred to as the death spiral. The death spiral. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it gives you an idea of the stakes, and

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<v Speaker 1>the birds mostly let go before they hit the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>But the whole thing is a test that the eagles

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<v Speaker 1>can judge each other's fitness and whether they're good enough

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<v Speaker 1>for each other to be a match, and if they are,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll actually mate for life and they won't have to

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<v Speaker 1>do this sort of dating technique thing again the next year. Wait, though,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back to Tristan, like, is that what he's basing

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<v Speaker 1>his plan on or what I think? So? And It's

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<v Speaker 1>why maya motto is always never take dating advice from

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<v Speaker 1>birds of prey. That's pretty good advice there, Mango. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the animal kingdom is full of plenty of

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<v Speaker 1>other equally dangerous and complex or just downright bizarre mating habits.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you think about like the fist pumping fiddler

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<v Speaker 1>crabs to the O. C. D. Bower birds. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a wild world out there when it comes to the

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<v Speaker 1>animal love lives. And so with that in mind, we

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<v Speaker 1>thought it'd be fond to devote an entire episode to

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<v Speaker 1>some of the weirdest and most surprising courtships from all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of different species. So we'll look at all the

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<v Speaker 1>biological reasons behind each animal's preferred method of attraction and

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<v Speaker 1>who knows, maybe we'll pick up a few tips along

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<v Speaker 1>the way. Well probably not for these first year, because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we could follow Tristan's lead and get some

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<v Speaker 1>of the scarier mating habits out of the way first.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you look into it, there are actually a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of those. So humans have the luxury of thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of sex and positive and pretty pleasurable terms, but for

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<v Speaker 1>most other animals, sex is strictly for survival where creating

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<v Speaker 1>offspring is really the only goal, and many of the

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<v Speaker 1>tactics for getting there tend to be pretty unpleasant. So

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<v Speaker 1>there's this bilogist, Karen Bonder, and this is how she

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<v Speaker 1>put it. From bugs to mammals and everything in between.

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<v Speaker 1>The scene is set for violence, conflict, and war. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no champagne, no roses. So on that note, where do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to start? Well, I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about war, but I do want to

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<v Speaker 1>start with Arabian camels. Now, these are the one humped

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<v Speaker 1>camels that you'll find mainly in the deserts of like

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<v Speaker 1>the Middle East and in Africa. And while they do

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<v Speaker 1>have all kinds of cool ways to help their bodies

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<v Speaker 1>retain water and beat that scorching heat where they live,

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<v Speaker 1>the males of the species also have this really gross

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<v Speaker 1>adaptation that they use just to let the lady camels

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<v Speaker 1>know they're in the mood. So I like the word gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on, Well, it's called a dulla and it's basically

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<v Speaker 1>this inflatable air sack in the male camel's throat. So

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<v Speaker 1>when one of these guys is ready to make they'll

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<v Speaker 1>puff up a dollar and once it's nice and big.

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<v Speaker 1>They flop it out of the side of their mouth

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<v Speaker 1>for all the females to see. How did I not

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<v Speaker 1>see one of these things before? Until we were doing

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<v Speaker 1>the research for this episode? Had you seen one before?

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing is just nasty, Like, it's pink and

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<v Speaker 1>slimy and definitely doesn't look like something you'd want hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out of your boyfriend's mouth on thing, But apparently that's

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<v Speaker 1>what camels are into. I mean, that does sound disgusting,

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<v Speaker 1>But is that where it ends? Like, do they just

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<v Speaker 1>fluff this gross airstack out of the mounds and then

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<v Speaker 1>just the ladies come running, Well, you'd think, but actually

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<v Speaker 1>it's just the beginning. So once they're dollars are inflated,

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<v Speaker 1>the Arabian camels start gurgling their spit to produce this deep,

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<v Speaker 1>low mating sound. And this gurgling gets so intense that

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<v Speaker 1>the camels start foaming at the mouth, which is of

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<v Speaker 1>course just like that makes their dullars that much grosser.

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<v Speaker 1>But if that isn't enough to catch a lady camel's eye,

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<v Speaker 1>the males will then you know, they use use a

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<v Speaker 1>good trick. They pee on their tails and the wave

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<v Speaker 1>them around to spread their pharomones through the air. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just beautiful. Yeah, I mean, they seem like a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of Casanova's. But it does remind me of male hooded

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<v Speaker 1>seals and how they inflate this special part of their

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<v Speaker 1>nostrils to attract a mate. So you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's that part of the nasal membrane that's actually called

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<v Speaker 1>the hood, and that's what gives the seals their names.

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<v Speaker 1>And when they blow it up to full size, it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like a big foot long pink bubble just sticking

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<v Speaker 1>out of their nose and it is so gross. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's also amazing that, like so many different species would

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<v Speaker 1>be attracted to having like giant skin blooms from your face.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just so weird. But but speaking of things erupting

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<v Speaker 1>out of faces, that's just apparently what we're doing here today.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard of the emay mustache toad? I haven't,

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<v Speaker 1>but I love this idea of like little toads with

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<v Speaker 1>handled bar mustaches. Well that would be much cuter than

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<v Speaker 1>what this thing actually does. So for one at the year,

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<v Speaker 1>all the male email toads grow a row of extremely

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<v Speaker 1>sharp facial spikes and these all are just above their mouth,

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<v Speaker 1>and these spikes are tough enough that they grow straight

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<v Speaker 1>through the toad skin. They're actually made of keratin, which

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<v Speaker 1>is the same substance that our fingernails are made out of.

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<v Speaker 1>But the best part about these spiky whiskers is their name.

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<v Speaker 1>Scientists refer to these as nuptial spines, which is just

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<v Speaker 1>so sweet, don't you think? Maybe? I mean, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know enough about them to judge them

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<v Speaker 1>some What are they doing with these nuptial spines? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they're really for defense more than anything else. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you think about breeding season, it can be pretty competitive

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<v Speaker 1>for a lot of animals, and of course these toads

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<v Speaker 1>are no exception of that. So the males will frequently

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<v Speaker 1>fight each other for the best nesting sites and these

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<v Speaker 1>nuptial spines are their weapon of choice. So basically, the

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<v Speaker 1>toads try to get their spikes underneath an opponent so

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<v Speaker 1>they can flip him over. And the spikes are really

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<v Speaker 1>well suited for this, and if any of them are

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<v Speaker 1>broken off during a tussle, they actually just grow right back.

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<v Speaker 1>And then once the breeding season is over, they all

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<v Speaker 1>fall off naturally. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean I do

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<v Speaker 1>like this idea of just watching these tiny frogs poke

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<v Speaker 1>at each other with their mustache just for the right

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<v Speaker 1>to mate with a woman, just being a lady toe

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<v Speaker 1>and be like they're doing that for me, just spiking

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<v Speaker 1>each other. It's pretty amazing. So it's being a weird

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<v Speaker 1>habits that. There's this tiny marsupial in Australia. It's called

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<v Speaker 1>the antagonists, and they kind of look like a mix

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<v Speaker 1>between a rat and a mole, and they go through

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<v Speaker 1>an absolutely excruciating breeding process. It's actually called speed mating,

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<v Speaker 1>which makes it sound cooler than it actually is. But basically,

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<v Speaker 1>every year around springtime, all the males go into this

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<v Speaker 1>testosterone fueled frenzy and for the next two or three

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<v Speaker 1>weeks they just mate around the clock. Like this is

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<v Speaker 1>an exaggeration, Like these guys stop eating, stop sleeping, They

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<v Speaker 1>just go from partner to partner. They spend fourteen hours

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<v Speaker 1>straight with each one is as just a crazy board.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how do they sustain that kind of pace?

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<v Speaker 1>You think all the males would just keel over at

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<v Speaker 1>some point. So that's the thing they do, Like all

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<v Speaker 1>the adult males were born after the premis mating season,

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<v Speaker 1>but not a single one of them is going to

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<v Speaker 1>live that full twelve months. Like they literally made themselves

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<v Speaker 1>to death. And it's during that two or three week

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<v Speaker 1>vendor and it is grizzly to their fur falls out,

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<v Speaker 1>they go blind, they get these internal bruisings and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they just keep on mating. Ultimately, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>male's testosterone levels, which are just sky high that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of proves that I'm doing And this is how Wired

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<v Speaker 1>breaks it down. Quote. While the testosterone mobilizes all the

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<v Speaker 1>sugars and the antagonist's body so it doesn't need to

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<v Speaker 1>feed for the three week orgy, it also glitches the

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<v Speaker 1>mechanism response both regulating the production of cortisol, a stress hormone.

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<v Speaker 1>Then small amounts results in bursts of energy and higher

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<v Speaker 1>paid intolerances. With runaway levels of cortisol, though, the male's

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<v Speaker 1>bodies literally begin to fall apart, bone density plummets, blood

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<v Speaker 1>sugar levels go nuts, their immune systems essentially degrade to

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<v Speaker 1>worthlessness as open source form and never heal. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>females are also quite stressed during all of this, but

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<v Speaker 1>they don't produce anywhere near the same levels of testosterone,

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<v Speaker 1>so their cortisol regulation remains normal well, and then the females,

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<v Speaker 1>if they survive, which I guess most of them do,

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<v Speaker 1>they have to go through that nightmare all over again

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<v Speaker 1>the next year. So yeah, it seems pretty rough for

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<v Speaker 1>all involved. Yeah, I mean, the one good thing is

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<v Speaker 1>that they do get a little bit of peace and

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<v Speaker 1>quiet once that year's crops of males have all died out.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the females get to catch up on some

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<v Speaker 1>rest and then like a few weeks into the spring,

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<v Speaker 1>the forest filled with insects for them to feast on.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, now that half the population has gone,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just easier to eat. It's clearly not a perfect

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<v Speaker 1>system though. In fact, there was this one ecologist named

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Baker who recently said, quote, if you have to

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<v Speaker 1>sit down and design a reproductive system, you wouldn't come

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<v Speaker 1>up with this one. It's the only option they've gone

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<v Speaker 1>for carrying on the species. So you know, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna do? I think stay away from Australia during

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<v Speaker 1>mating season. Pretty bizarre, all right? Well, My next Gary

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<v Speaker 1>animal courtship belongs to the angler fish, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>another one of the males willingly destroy themselves for the

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<v Speaker 1>sake of breeding, but it's a much more gradual destruction

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<v Speaker 1>in this case, and the females definitely come out the

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<v Speaker 1>clear winners on this one. So I actually think I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard of this one. It's where the males are like parasites, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, And to be specific, we're talking about a

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<v Speaker 1>particular suborder of the angler fish. These are the serratioids,

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<v Speaker 1>and they account for only twenty five or so of

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<v Speaker 1>the hundred and sixty known species of deep sea anglers. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>the females belonging to the suborder just look like what

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<v Speaker 1>you think of when you picture an angler fish. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got those huge mouths full of those needle like teeth,

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<v Speaker 1>and that long curved stalk with a glowing tip to

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<v Speaker 1>light the way for the smaller, unlucky fish. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>amazing to look at those things. Evolution and action of

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<v Speaker 1>just unbelievable. But the male serratioids don't look like this

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<v Speaker 1>at all. There's no needle teeth, no hanging lantern, and

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<v Speaker 1>the weirdest thing of all, they are about sixty times

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<v Speaker 1>smaller than the female. Sixty times. Yeah. So, in fact,

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineteenth century, one signed has first started classifying

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<v Speaker 1>the ratioids. They only worked with the female specimens because

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't even recognize the males as belonging to the

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<v Speaker 1>same species. It was this big scientific mystery, like where

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<v Speaker 1>are all the males? And it wasn't until the mid

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen twenties that scientists realized what was going on. And

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<v Speaker 1>that was when one researcher finally decided to dissect these

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<v Speaker 1>smaller fish that were attached to the side of the

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<v Speaker 1>female angler fish. And as it turned out, the male

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<v Speaker 1>fish were right under their noses the whole time. They've

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<v Speaker 1>just been either ignored or misclassified. So I'm fascinated by this,

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<v Speaker 1>like how exactly did the males get attached to the

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<v Speaker 1>females and are they just kind of stuck there on

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<v Speaker 1>the sides? Yeah. So, so the way that works is

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<v Speaker 1>that the male angler starts to hunt for a mate

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<v Speaker 1>by following this very species specific pheromone that the females

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<v Speaker 1>give off. And the males actually have the biggest nostrils

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<v Speaker 1>in proportion to their heads of any other animal on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet, so they at least have that bragging drive

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<v Speaker 1>and so they're well equipped for this job, and apparently

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<v Speaker 1>only one percent of these else ratioids ever actually find

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<v Speaker 1>a female tonight with hard to believe. So for the

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<v Speaker 1>lucky few who do find a mate, the next step

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<v Speaker 1>is to bite into her belly and on for dear life.

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<v Speaker 1>So then, over time, the male's body fuses with the

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<v Speaker 1>female to the point that their skin actually joins together,

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<v Speaker 1>and so do their blood vessels. It's the weirdest thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And then at this point the male is pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>set like he's a total deadweight. He doesn't need to see,

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<v Speaker 1>or swim or even eat like a normal fish anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>All his nutrients come directly from his mate's blood. And

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<v Speaker 1>so pretty soon all the organs the male doesn't really

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<v Speaker 1>use anymore, they just start to wither away. Now we're

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<v Speaker 1>not talking about like all these internal organs. We're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about eyes, fins of course, the internal organs everything. And

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<v Speaker 1>so you've basically got this little lump that just feeds

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<v Speaker 1>off the female in exchange for providing sperm whenever she's

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<v Speaker 1>ready to spawn. And it does remind me there's there's

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<v Speaker 1>one friend from college that I think fits this description,

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<v Speaker 1>might be Yes, Yes, that is really so creepy, and

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm guessing stratias are pretty much monogamous, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>like this fusing mating process doesn't seem like it's reversible.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you could say that the males are monogamous,

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<v Speaker 1>because yeah, there's no going back for them once all

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<v Speaker 1>of your organs and basic and your eyes are no

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<v Speaker 1>longer there. But anyway, it's probably because of how slim

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<v Speaker 1>their chance of finding a mate is to begin with,

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<v Speaker 1>So if they do manage to find somebody, they're literally

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<v Speaker 1>not going to ever let go. But the females are

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<v Speaker 1>a different case. I mean, they actually live up to

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<v Speaker 1>like thirty years or so, so once a male has

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<v Speaker 1>been completely absorbed and can no longer supply a steady

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<v Speaker 1>stream of sperm, the females might collect several more over

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<v Speaker 1>the course of their lifetime. I mean, the more we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this, the more it just sounds like straight

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<v Speaker 1>out of a horror movie or something. Actually, I came

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<v Speaker 1>across this great quote about how unbelievable this all sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>And this was from a naturalist named Willie Beebe, and

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<v Speaker 1>he wrote this back in nineteen thirty eight, And this

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<v Speaker 1>was after the truth about this bizarre maiding habit finally

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<v Speaker 1>had been brought to light. And here's what he had

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<v Speaker 1>to say about it. To be driven by impelling odor

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<v Speaker 1>headlong upon a mate so gigantic in such immense and

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<v Speaker 1>forbidding darkness, and willfully eat a hole in her soft side,

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<v Speaker 1>to feel the gradually increasing transfusion of her blood through

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<v Speaker 1>one's veins, To lose everything that marked one as other

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<v Speaker 1>than a worm, to become a brainless, senseless thing that

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<v Speaker 1>was a fish. This is sheer fiction, beyond all belief

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<v Speaker 1>unless we have seen proof of it. Well, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>very romantic process. But what do you say we switch

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<v Speaker 1>gears and cover some of the sweeter, more thoughtful ways

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<v Speaker 1>the animals used to find meat. That sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>nice change of pace. Mego. But first, let's take a

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<v Speaker 1>quick break. You're listening to Part Time Genius and we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the softer side of animal courtships. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>so earlier you told us about the nuptial spines, and

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<v Speaker 1>now I think it's my turn to tell you about

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<v Speaker 1>something called nuptial gifts. You know, the word nuptial is

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<v Speaker 1>coming up a lot more than I would have expected.

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<v Speaker 1>But all right, what kind of wedding gifts are we

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Here, so it varies from species to species

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<v Speaker 1>because all animals have, you know, different sort of ideas

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<v Speaker 1>of gift giving, but insects in particular are big un

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<v Speaker 1>nuptial gifts. So male hang flies, for instance, attract their

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<v Speaker 1>mates by hanging from the underside of a leaf while

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<v Speaker 1>dangling some captured prey from their back legs, and the

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<v Speaker 1>interested females the land on the underside of the leaf

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<v Speaker 1>and hang the same way the men do, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they lower their wings to signal for the mail to

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<v Speaker 1>present the gift. And once the male holds the captured

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<v Speaker 1>insect up to her, the female inspects his size and

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<v Speaker 1>if she thinks the gift is large enough, she'll stick

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<v Speaker 1>around after dinner to mate. But if the gift isn't

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<v Speaker 1>up to snuff, then she'll just drop off the leaf

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<v Speaker 1>and head to the next one. I mean, I'm curious that,

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<v Speaker 1>like our nuptial gifts always some form of like captured

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<v Speaker 1>prey or our animals interested in other kinds of presence

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<v Speaker 1>or what what are they looking for? Ye and food

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<v Speaker 1>is probably one of the most common nuptial gifts in

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<v Speaker 1>the animal kingdom. Apart from insects, plenty of birds also

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<v Speaker 1>offer food as a part of courtship, and and this

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<v Speaker 1>mainly is a way for the male to show that

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<v Speaker 1>he's physically fit and that he's off for the challenge

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<v Speaker 1>of providing nutrition for their offspring, you know, if the

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<v Speaker 1>female cheese is to mate with him. But sometimes the

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<v Speaker 1>presentation is lacking, like, uh, you know that there's this

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<v Speaker 1>bird called the great gray shrike and it lives on

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of different northern regions, And as nat Geo

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<v Speaker 1>puts it, male shrikes impale their prey on thorns, creating

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<v Speaker 1>a mouse kebab of sorts. Females survey the options and

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<v Speaker 1>go for the mail with the media skewer. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they get some points for creativity if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to look at it that way. Yeah, and people

0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:50.359
<v Speaker 1>obviously love kebab, so why should you know? I do

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<v Speaker 1>want to get back to the insect world for a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>because bugs can be just as resourceful as birds when

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<v Speaker 1>presenting their nuptial gifts. Like I was reading about how

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<v Speaker 1>male fireflies don't just rabbed the nearest prey and handed

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<v Speaker 1>over to the mats. Instead, they actually make their own

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<v Speaker 1>little nutrient rich bundles and they use a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>specialized glands designed specifically for giftmaking. That's wild. And did

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<v Speaker 1>you get a sense of what these bundles are made of?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I assume it's gross, whatever the answer is, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it definitely is. But you know, researchers have actually dissected

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<v Speaker 1>these nuptial gifts and they've run all sorts of genetic

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<v Speaker 1>tests on them, and it turns out the gooey little

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<v Speaker 1>bundles are packed with more than two hundred different proteins,

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<v Speaker 1>which is kind of wild when you remember that, like

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<v Speaker 1>it all came from a male firefly. But what's even

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<v Speaker 1>more impressive are some of the highly specific jobs that

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<v Speaker 1>these proteins do. So for instance, some of the compounds

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<v Speaker 1>would like prompt the female to produce more eggs. Some

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<v Speaker 1>of them increase the efficacy of the male sperm. There's

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<v Speaker 1>even this one toxic chemical in there that apparently makes

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<v Speaker 1>firefly eggs taste terrible. I haven't checked on this to

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<v Speaker 1>composer myself, but you know, it's obviously helpful for protecting

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<v Speaker 1>eggs from predators and it is all super effective. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>the search team that broke down the ingredient list also

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<v Speaker 1>found that female fireflies who consume nuptial gifts ultimately produce

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<v Speaker 1>more eggs throughout their lifetime, and they even live longer too.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course this works out well for the males

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<v Speaker 1>as well, you know, because the ones who produce larger

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<v Speaker 1>gifts tend to have more offspring. I mean, I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of wish there was an animal that gave gifts kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like we do, you know, like something that's just

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<v Speaker 1>a show of affection and not really useful on its own.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm curious or all of these animals giving like

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<v Speaker 1>useful types of gifts, or did you come across any

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<v Speaker 1>of that were just like for fun or is a

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<v Speaker 1>sign of affection. So it's funny you should say that,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was actually looking for that as well, and

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<v Speaker 1>I found The male humpback dolphin does this. So once

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<v Speaker 1>they find a female they like, the male will dive

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<v Speaker 1>deep to the bottom of the ocean and search for

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest marine sponge he could find, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>balances that sponge on his rostrum, which is the word

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<v Speaker 1>for that beak like snout dolphins have, and he'll bring

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<v Speaker 1>it up the surfaces and finally toss it over to

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<v Speaker 1>the girl. He has his eye on rostrum I never

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<v Speaker 1>knew what that word was. And so is this something

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<v Speaker 1>that happens often? Like, it's not just a one off

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<v Speaker 1>kind of thing. So that's what I was wondering too.

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<v Speaker 1>And and there's actually a study last year from researchers

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<v Speaker 1>at the University of Western Australian Perth, and they observed

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<v Speaker 1>male humpbacked dolphins presenting sponges seventeen different times along a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand miles stretch of Australian coastline. And those instances were

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<v Speaker 1>spread across five separate dolphin pods. So it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>there was just this one sponge happy family, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems to be a species wide practice. I'm curious. So, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what makes you think that these sponges are impractical gifts?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it feels like maybe they could be using

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<v Speaker 1>them as a tool for something, like I know dolphins

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<v Speaker 1>do that with with certain things. Yeah, that's true. So

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<v Speaker 1>lots of dolphins use marine sponges when they're forging for food,

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<v Speaker 1>like um bottlenose dolphins, they'll stick the sponges on the

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<v Speaker 1>tip of their rostrum so that they can scrounge for

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<v Speaker 1>food without cutting up their noses or you know, on

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<v Speaker 1>all these like sharp rocks or shells that are around.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty clever, but that's not what's going on with

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<v Speaker 1>the humpbacked dolphins. And Australian research team martyred the females

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<v Speaker 1>who receives sponges and according to them, the females definitely

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you the gifts for forging. Instead, the researchers think

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing might be a test of the male's

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<v Speaker 1>character or kind of a demonstration of his quality as

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<v Speaker 1>a mate. So this is how Atlas Obscure explains the

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<v Speaker 1>theory quote Choosing the right sponge and successfully extricating it

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<v Speaker 1>from whatever hard thing it was attached to could be

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<v Speaker 1>a sign of dexterity and strength. On top of that,

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<v Speaker 1>finding and presenting the sponge may also represent a symbol

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<v Speaker 1>of cognitive ability, the researchers report, because not just any

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<v Speaker 1>numb skull can find a sponge that good. What's more,

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<v Speaker 1>it is a risky operation that exposes the mail to

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<v Speaker 1>the risk of shark attacks. He's not just strong, capable

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<v Speaker 1>and smart, ladies, he's brave too. That's pretty adorable, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, it's pretty human like as well when you

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<v Speaker 1>think about it. But you know, there's more than one

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<v Speaker 1>way for animals to show their physical fitness. You can,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like you were talking about, could present a

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<v Speaker 1>big piece of food or some handsome sponge as as

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<v Speaker 1>one option, but plenty of other animals prefer to show

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<v Speaker 1>off their fancy footwork instead. Now birds are, of course

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<v Speaker 1>as sectially famous for their dance moves, and we probably

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<v Speaker 1>all remember that section on birds of Paradise from the

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<v Speaker 1>Planet Earth series where they use these elaborate displays of

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<v Speaker 1>plumage and intricate dance steps to attract to may. But

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<v Speaker 1>one performer who often gets lost in the shuffle is

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<v Speaker 1>the humble fiddler crab. So when it's time to make,

0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:21.000
<v Speaker 1>male fiddlers gather in large groups and they just frantically

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<v Speaker 1>wave their one oversized claws this courtship display, and because

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<v Speaker 1>that claw is so massive, this can be a really

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<v Speaker 1>exhausting exercise for these little guys, and particularly those who

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<v Speaker 1>aren't in the best shape, because studies have shown that

0:22:33.800 --> 0:22:37.159
<v Speaker 1>the more vigorously a crab waves his claw, the higher

0:22:37.240 --> 0:22:40.520
<v Speaker 1>his fitness level. So from a female's perspective, the more

0:22:40.680 --> 0:22:44.000
<v Speaker 1>enthusiastic waivers are the crabs worth paying attention to, But

0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:46.639
<v Speaker 1>doesn't that sound pathetically like they're just sitting there waving

0:22:46.680 --> 0:22:50.280
<v Speaker 1>their hands saying pick me. It feels rough. You know

0:22:50.560 --> 0:22:53.000
<v Speaker 1>what exactly is the criteria? Like? Is it just whoever

0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:57.119
<v Speaker 1>waves the fastest? Well sort of. So research on this

0:22:57.160 --> 0:23:00.680
<v Speaker 1>has shown that the female fiddler crabs are sensitive tempo

0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:03.760
<v Speaker 1>changes in the male's performance, but they don't necessarily go

0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:07.080
<v Speaker 1>for the faster waiver. Instead, researchers have found that the

0:23:07.119 --> 0:23:10.240
<v Speaker 1>females prefer the crabs that ramp up their waving over

0:23:10.280 --> 0:23:14.040
<v Speaker 1>time to those who slow down or maintain a steady speed.

0:23:14.160 --> 0:23:17.640
<v Speaker 1>So even if one crab is waving faster than the others,

0:23:17.680 --> 0:23:20.960
<v Speaker 1>if that speed remains constant, the female will likely lose

0:23:21.000 --> 0:23:23.960
<v Speaker 1>interest in favor of the guy who is gradually picking

0:23:24.040 --> 0:23:27.199
<v Speaker 1>up speed. And this is because, as one researcher put it,

0:23:27.600 --> 0:23:29.760
<v Speaker 1>female is not only taken to account the current level

0:23:29.800 --> 0:23:33.160
<v Speaker 1>of courtship signal production, but also any changes in rate,

0:23:33.200 --> 0:23:37.400
<v Speaker 1>which might provide information about a male's quality. So, for example,

0:23:37.400 --> 0:23:40.640
<v Speaker 1>a decreasing rate might indicate that the male, despite appearing

0:23:40.680 --> 0:23:44.919
<v Speaker 1>to be vigorous and effective as a signaler, has exhausted

0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:48.200
<v Speaker 1>his energy reserves. So even though keeping a steady speed

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:51.360
<v Speaker 1>likely indicates that a crab is in good shape. Female

0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:54.440
<v Speaker 1>fiddlers only want the best, you know, We've always heard

0:23:54.480 --> 0:23:57.199
<v Speaker 1>that before. Female fiddlers only want the best, and in

0:23:57.240 --> 0:23:59.600
<v Speaker 1>this case that means a crab with stamina, so the

0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:02.520
<v Speaker 1>one that can wave the longest and actually get faster

0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:05.520
<v Speaker 1>as time goes on. So as much as I like

0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:07.800
<v Speaker 1>hearing about philocrats, it did sound like you wanted to

0:24:07.800 --> 0:24:10.760
<v Speaker 1>talk about birds too. Yeah. Birds definitely have some of

0:24:10.760 --> 0:24:14.199
<v Speaker 1>the most complicated and and maybe artful courtship rituals in

0:24:14.240 --> 0:24:16.479
<v Speaker 1>the animal kingdom, and well, I don't think we can

0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:19.680
<v Speaker 1>do their dances justice on a podcast. The bower bird

0:24:19.720 --> 0:24:22.879
<v Speaker 1>practices a completely different art form and it's one that

0:24:22.920 --> 0:24:25.000
<v Speaker 1>we definitely need to talk about. But before we do,

0:24:25.119 --> 0:24:42.280
<v Speaker 1>let's take one more quick break art mengo. So it's

0:24:42.320 --> 0:24:45.280
<v Speaker 1>finally time to talk about bower birds. Now. There are

0:24:45.320 --> 0:24:48.080
<v Speaker 1>twenty four species of these guys spread throughout Australia and

0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:50.399
<v Speaker 1>New Guinea, and they all take part in one of

0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:54.840
<v Speaker 1>the world's most bizarre and complex courtship rituals. Now. Unlike

0:24:54.880 --> 0:24:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Show Your Birds, male bower birds don't typically have dramatic

0:24:58.119 --> 0:25:01.440
<v Speaker 1>plumes or bright colored others to help catch the eye

0:25:01.440 --> 0:25:04.840
<v Speaker 1>of a mate, so instead they gather up twigs and

0:25:04.880 --> 0:25:09.760
<v Speaker 1>then they methodically and artfully construct these elaborate structures called bowers,

0:25:09.800 --> 0:25:11.880
<v Speaker 1>which of course is where the birds get their name.

0:25:12.480 --> 0:25:14.400
<v Speaker 1>And the thing to remember here is that these bowers

0:25:14.440 --> 0:25:17.960
<v Speaker 1>are not nest. Instead, they're intended solely as a place

0:25:18.280 --> 0:25:22.200
<v Speaker 1>for the males to just show off. Yeah, so I've

0:25:22.200 --> 0:25:24.119
<v Speaker 1>read up about bower birds in the past, and I

0:25:24.359 --> 0:25:28.440
<v Speaker 1>remember that these structures are kind of like art galleries,

0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:30.960
<v Speaker 1>like well, one part of the bower serves as a

0:25:31.040 --> 0:25:32.840
<v Speaker 1>stage for the male to stry to stuff on, and

0:25:33.080 --> 0:25:35.280
<v Speaker 1>the rest of the space is dedicated to this carefully

0:25:35.320 --> 0:25:38.440
<v Speaker 1>curated display of hundreds or sometimes I want to say,

0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:41.760
<v Speaker 1>even thousands of objects, and it's wild how sprawling these

0:25:41.760 --> 0:25:44.360
<v Speaker 1>displays can be. But I did read that the average

0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:48.200
<v Speaker 1>male lives for about thirty years, so they actually start

0:25:48.240 --> 0:25:51.239
<v Speaker 1>collecting objects for their bowers at around age five, So

0:25:51.320 --> 0:25:54.520
<v Speaker 1>the collectors with the biggest displays have probably been at

0:25:54.520 --> 0:25:56.960
<v Speaker 1>this for a while now. But the cool thing though,

0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:59.720
<v Speaker 1>is that there's a lot of variants across the species

0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:02.119
<v Speaker 1>when it comes to the design of these bowers and

0:26:02.160 --> 0:26:05.440
<v Speaker 1>the objects displayed within them. So, for instance, the males

0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:08.360
<v Speaker 1>of some species build these cave like bowers, Like they're

0:26:08.400 --> 0:26:12.080
<v Speaker 1>kind of these rounded dens with an overhanging roof and

0:26:12.480 --> 0:26:14.359
<v Speaker 1>the front is wide open though, and then there's just

0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 1>a big space. They're called a court where the males

0:26:17.400 --> 0:26:20.800
<v Speaker 1>display their treasures. But then they're the species that take

0:26:20.960 --> 0:26:23.920
<v Speaker 1>a slightly different approach, like their bowers are a little

0:26:24.000 --> 0:26:27.359
<v Speaker 1>simpler to construct. There just two rows of vertical sticks

0:26:27.440 --> 0:26:31.480
<v Speaker 1>leaned together to form this little bird tunnel, or sometimes

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:33.879
<v Speaker 1>the tunnel elects will be made of thatched twigs. And

0:26:34.320 --> 0:26:37.119
<v Speaker 1>in this arrangement, the female enters through one end of

0:26:37.119 --> 0:26:40.119
<v Speaker 1>the tunnel and then proceeds down a half meter stretch

0:26:40.240 --> 0:26:43.600
<v Speaker 1>called the avenue, towards the court of objects on the

0:26:43.640 --> 0:26:46.320
<v Speaker 1>other side. I love the idea of a bird avenue

0:26:46.440 --> 0:26:49.680
<v Speaker 1>is so great. I do love how complicated all of

0:26:49.720 --> 0:26:51.800
<v Speaker 1>this is. You know, like there's so much terminology. They're

0:26:51.840 --> 0:26:55.120
<v Speaker 1>different cards of architecture, and you know, it does feel

0:26:55.160 --> 0:26:57.320
<v Speaker 1>like these guys are just compensating for their lack of

0:26:57.359 --> 0:27:01.160
<v Speaker 1>fancy plumage. Either way, though, you know, I can't tell

0:27:01.280 --> 0:27:04.960
<v Speaker 1>whether these birds are hoarders or is there artists. I'd

0:27:04.960 --> 0:27:07.000
<v Speaker 1>like to think that there are, I mean, bower birds

0:27:07.080 --> 0:27:10.399
<v Speaker 1>definitely have an eye for aesthetics. In fact, the birds

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:13.680
<v Speaker 1>actually keep all their objects arranged by color, and this

0:27:13.760 --> 0:27:16.439
<v Speaker 1>is just so strange. But there might be rows of

0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:19.199
<v Speaker 1>red things like berries and rocks, or even bits of

0:27:19.240 --> 0:27:22.199
<v Speaker 1>plastic like whatever they find. Or maybe you find a

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:24.880
<v Speaker 1>bird with more subdued taste, so he decorates his cord

0:27:24.960 --> 0:27:28.200
<v Speaker 1>and more of a gray motif, using bones and shells

0:27:28.240 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 1>and stones. But that's not even all, because male bower

0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:35.080
<v Speaker 1>birds also incorporate visual allusions into their bowers. Like these

0:27:35.119 --> 0:27:38.720
<v Speaker 1>birds their magicians, mang go, So I do like the

0:27:38.720 --> 0:27:40.439
<v Speaker 1>sound of this. What what type of visual tricks are

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:43.320
<v Speaker 1>we talking about? The illusions may go not tricks. Don't.

0:27:43.359 --> 0:27:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Don't insult the bower birds. It's really impressive what they do.

0:27:46.480 --> 0:27:48.800
<v Speaker 1>But what's really going on here is that the males

0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:52.600
<v Speaker 1>are using forced perspective to make themselves appear bigger and

0:27:52.640 --> 0:27:56.240
<v Speaker 1>therefore more appealing to these potential mates. So here's how

0:27:56.280 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 1>it works. When a male arranges his court, he doesn't

0:27:59.040 --> 0:28:01.520
<v Speaker 1>pay attention just to the color of the objects, but

0:28:01.760 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 1>also to their size as well. He places them so

0:28:05.040 --> 0:28:07.840
<v Speaker 1>the larger objects are farther away from the female's eye

0:28:07.880 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 1>and the smaller ones are closer to her, and the

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:12.399
<v Speaker 1>effect of this is that all the objects in the

0:28:12.400 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 1>court appear to be the same size from the female's perspective,

0:28:15.520 --> 0:28:17.399
<v Speaker 1>you know, when she's standing at the opposite end of

0:28:17.400 --> 0:28:21.000
<v Speaker 1>the avenue, for instance. So that's interesting because it's pretty

0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:24.560
<v Speaker 1>much the opposite of how we usually see force perspective use. Like,

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:28.480
<v Speaker 1>think about the castle at Disneyland. It looks way taller

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:30.840
<v Speaker 1>than it actually is because the windows near the top

0:28:30.920 --> 0:28:33.119
<v Speaker 1>are smaller than the ones closer to the bottom, and

0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 1>that makes the top windows seem further way. Yeah, that's

0:28:36.240 --> 0:28:38.000
<v Speaker 1>exactly right. I guess I could have saved sometime and

0:28:38.080 --> 0:28:40.400
<v Speaker 1>just said it's like Disneyland, but you know, the opposite.

0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:44.120
<v Speaker 1>But the court appears smaller, and the male bower bird

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:46.960
<v Speaker 1>usually stands to the side of it, and that way

0:28:46.960 --> 0:28:48.680
<v Speaker 1>he can pop his head in and out of the

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 1>female's view to kind of take advantage of that force

0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:55.560
<v Speaker 1>perspective and make himself seem much larger than he actually is.

0:28:56.120 --> 0:28:58.160
<v Speaker 1>And he might also hold one of the brighter objects

0:28:58.160 --> 0:29:00.480
<v Speaker 1>in his beak and sort of way it at her

0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:02.240
<v Speaker 1>while he does all this, Because you know, it's the

0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:07.120
<v Speaker 1>small touches that mean the most, you know, but I'm

0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 1>curious about, like, does this work? You know, do the

0:29:10.320 --> 0:29:13.080
<v Speaker 1>females really go for all this smoking mirrors? I mean

0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 1>not always. A female will just as easily fly away

0:29:15.840 --> 0:29:18.600
<v Speaker 1>if she thinks the males display lacks that polish, or

0:29:19.080 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 1>maybe she's just more into berries than she is the

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:24.360
<v Speaker 1>snail shells or whatever it is. But if she does

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:26.600
<v Speaker 1>like what she sees, then she'll stick around for a

0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:28.720
<v Speaker 1>few minutes, and that's a sign to the male that

0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:31.160
<v Speaker 1>she's open to mating with him. And you know, what's

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:34.320
<v Speaker 1>interesting is how much the strength of the visual illusion

0:29:34.440 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 1>actually factors into the female's decision, because studies have shown

0:29:38.640 --> 0:29:40.920
<v Speaker 1>that the birds that employ the most effective use of

0:29:41.000 --> 0:29:45.080
<v Speaker 1>force perspective, we're the ones most likely to be mated with. Now,

0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:47.800
<v Speaker 1>as for why, that is something that, apart from making

0:29:47.800 --> 0:29:51.120
<v Speaker 1>the male look bigger and stronger, the illusion is also

0:29:51.160 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 1>a show of the male's intelligence and by extension, his

0:29:54.360 --> 0:29:57.280
<v Speaker 1>ability to source food for his mate and for offspring.

0:29:57.360 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 1>And on some level the females could be aware of

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:02.480
<v Speaker 1>at and so they connect great art with being a

0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:05.400
<v Speaker 1>great provider. I mean, it's weird to think that bower

0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:08.880
<v Speaker 1>birds might have invented force perspective like millions of years

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:11.320
<v Speaker 1>before humans started using it, right, I mean, so bird

0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 1>art may have an even longer history than human art.

0:30:13.840 --> 0:30:16.160
<v Speaker 1>That is crazy. So, you know, I do feel like

0:30:16.520 --> 0:30:20.360
<v Speaker 1>we talk about bower birds as these great architects in

0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:23.520
<v Speaker 1>the animal kingdom, but you don't often hear about puffer fish,

0:30:23.560 --> 0:30:26.200
<v Speaker 1>who are basically the bower birds at the sea. And

0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:29.120
<v Speaker 1>that's because they spend a full week or longer crafting

0:30:29.120 --> 0:30:33.000
<v Speaker 1>these ornate circular patterns on the sea floor. And of

0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:35.000
<v Speaker 1>course they do this in hopes of attracting a mate.

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:38.160
<v Speaker 1>But once their circle is finished, female puffers will stop

0:30:38.200 --> 0:30:40.200
<v Speaker 1>by to check it out, and if they're fans of

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:42.960
<v Speaker 1>the males work, then she'll lay her eggs in the

0:30:43.000 --> 0:30:45.680
<v Speaker 1>center for him to furtile us. And so what exactly

0:30:45.680 --> 0:30:49.120
<v Speaker 1>are the females looking for in these underwater crop circles

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 1>or whatever they are, so, to be honest, no one

0:30:51.560 --> 0:30:53.760
<v Speaker 1>really knows. Like the males carve out the ridges and

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 1>valleys of the pattern by carefully flapping their fins as

0:30:56.520 --> 0:30:59.240
<v Speaker 1>they swim in circles along the sea floor, and the

0:30:59.280 --> 0:31:02.800
<v Speaker 1>finished formations are typically about seven feet in diameter. So

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 1>it's a lot of work for these tiny fish. I mean,

0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 1>the fish are only like five inches long, and it's

0:31:08.160 --> 0:31:10.760
<v Speaker 1>possible the females are attracted by the show of effort,

0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:13.040
<v Speaker 1>but it could also be that they simply like the

0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 1>aesthetics or the lines or the structures, or maybe they're

0:31:15.920 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 1>attracted to the coloring of the sediment. You know that

0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 1>there's no way of really telling yet, but it's kind

0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:24.520
<v Speaker 1>of appropriate because you know, the patterns themselves were just

0:31:24.560 --> 0:31:27.040
<v Speaker 1>as mysterious right up until a few years ago. So

0:31:27.120 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 1>back in divers off the coast of Japan first started

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 1>reporting these bizarre geometric formations they were finding, but no

0:31:33.760 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 1>one knew who was making them until the researchers finally

0:31:36.680 --> 0:31:38.440
<v Speaker 1>saw a perfect fish in the act. And this was

0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:40.920
<v Speaker 1>only in two teen. I mean, I love that the

0:31:40.960 --> 0:31:43.720
<v Speaker 1>world is still full of these surprises, kind of like this,

0:31:43.880 --> 0:31:46.640
<v Speaker 1>even after such a long time spent exploring it. And

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, I looked up these puffer fish formations

0:31:49.320 --> 0:31:51.800
<v Speaker 1>while you were talking about this, and it really is

0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:53.920
<v Speaker 1>amazing what I'm seeing here. I mean, these things are

0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:58.000
<v Speaker 1>so precise and beautiful, like they're like underwater sand men

0:31:58.080 --> 0:32:00.719
<v Speaker 1>Dallas almost Yeah, I mean, listeners definitely look them off.

0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:02.760
<v Speaker 1>It's it's definitely worth it, all right. Well, I have

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:05.000
<v Speaker 1>to admit I was a little skeptical about doing a

0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:07.880
<v Speaker 1>show on animal mating habits, just because it could so

0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:11.920
<v Speaker 1>easily turn inappropriate or maybe juvenile even or maybe in

0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:15.000
<v Speaker 1>wind up is like this big joke. But it's actually

0:32:15.040 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 1>pretty fascinating thinking about all of these animals and seeing

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:20.400
<v Speaker 1>how they've each learned to do what they do, and

0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 1>they try out to be a lot more variance and

0:32:22.160 --> 0:32:25.080
<v Speaker 1>the animal courtships than I had thought at first. Yeah.

0:32:25.080 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 1>So I was reading this interview in the Smithsonian with

0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:29.880
<v Speaker 1>this great cats curator at the National Zoo, and his

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 1>name is Craig Saffo, and he had this great line

0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:35.800
<v Speaker 1>and it kind of perfectly encapsulists what you're talking about.

0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:38.680
<v Speaker 1>So this is what he said, quote. I think mating

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:42.400
<v Speaker 1>behaviors of animals in general, humans included, are really odd

0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:45.120
<v Speaker 1>and really cool when you get down to it. While

0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:47.880
<v Speaker 1>it is very funny, it's also just a really interesting

0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:50.520
<v Speaker 1>topic to talk about and one that people often shy

0:32:50.560 --> 0:32:54.040
<v Speaker 1>away from because it's taboo, but it's pretty vital. It's

0:32:54.080 --> 0:32:56.840
<v Speaker 1>the very crux of existence. Well, in the spirit of

0:32:56.840 --> 0:32:58.440
<v Speaker 1>that thought, what do you say we keep things going

0:32:58.440 --> 0:33:00.320
<v Speaker 1>in the fact off and rat off a few more

0:33:00.360 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 1>of our favorite animal courtships. So here's a funny one.

0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:15.200
<v Speaker 1>According to pop Sigh, female cappuccine monkeys show that they're

0:33:15.200 --> 0:33:18.520
<v Speaker 1>ready to mate by pouting their faces making a loud

0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:20.960
<v Speaker 1>whining sound. I mean, this is what pop size says,

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:25.200
<v Speaker 1>or touching males and running away. But what happens when

0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:27.920
<v Speaker 1>a male is too daft to catch on. That's when

0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:31.600
<v Speaker 1>female cappuccine monkeys start throwing stones at their objects of design.

0:33:32.800 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Often they're just trying to throw close to them to

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:37.320
<v Speaker 1>get their attention, but the males do get pelted pretty often.

0:33:37.440 --> 0:33:41.800
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like the third grade boy approach. A kidna,

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 1>which are sometimes known as spiny ant eaters. They're monitoring,

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:48.480
<v Speaker 1>so like platypus, they're these strange mash up critters that

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 1>for some reason also lay eggs. And anyway, we don't

0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:55.280
<v Speaker 1>know much about the kidnas mating process, but we know

0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:57.840
<v Speaker 1>that the male has a four headed penis, and that

0:33:58.200 --> 0:34:01.080
<v Speaker 1>kidnays produce an egg that gets old and carried around

0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:04.120
<v Speaker 1>in a pouch. But the interesting thing about them is

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<v Speaker 1>their courtship behavior. For some reason, and scientists don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why this is exactly. Males will line up in a

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<v Speaker 1>single file line behind a female and then just waddle

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<v Speaker 1>around behind her, and the train can be up to

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<v Speaker 1>ten a kidna along with the youngest a kidnah in

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<v Speaker 1>the back, and sometimes the kidnas switch lines, but mostly

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<v Speaker 1>they just play follow the leader until the strongest males

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<v Speaker 1>are still walking the others have given up, and then

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<v Speaker 1>the female chooses her mate. That's funny. So you know,

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<v Speaker 1>male mice who want to impress their mates sing these

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<v Speaker 1>ultrasonic love songs, but apparently what tune they sing matters,

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<v Speaker 1>so the lady mice are super picky and they don't

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<v Speaker 1>want songs that are similar to the ones that are

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<v Speaker 1>sung by relatives. So it turns out that flamingos are

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<v Speaker 1>partial to make up. Apparently, the birds secrete pigments from

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<v Speaker 1>glands near their tail, and during mating season they'll dab

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<v Speaker 1>that color onto their cheekbones and then spread it all

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<v Speaker 1>over their neck and feathers. The more they do this,

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<v Speaker 1>the anker they've become, and the birds that are the

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<v Speaker 1>most colorful tend to have the best luck with finding

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<v Speaker 1>a mate. So here's what I love. You know, pandas

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<v Speaker 1>are obviously not very good at mating, and they have

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<v Speaker 1>super low libidos. I think we've all heard about panda

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<v Speaker 1>porn or these panda adult films that scientists use. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>when they hear and watch other panda's mating, they get excited,

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<v Speaker 1>but that alone doesn't up their reproduction rate. So researchers

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<v Speaker 1>at cheng Do Panda Breeding and Research Center have actually

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<v Speaker 1>taught them to do some special exercises to strengthen the

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<v Speaker 1>male's hind legs and this increases their stamina. And this

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<v Speaker 1>combination has really worked. So according to the Smithsonian article,

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<v Speaker 1>more than sixty of the pandas are now capable of

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<v Speaker 1>having sex on their own, which is up from just

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty years ago. You know, there were so many

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<v Speaker 1>facts to choose from for this, and I know we'll

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<v Speaker 1>have to leave some behind. You know. I found plenty

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<v Speaker 1>of great facts about birds literally walking on water to

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<v Speaker 1>impress their mate, or how male spiders will tap out

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<v Speaker 1>vibrations on webs to signal the fee males. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we've talked about that a little bit before, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think this is the fact I want to end on.

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<v Speaker 1>Scientists recently discovered evidence that dinosaurs used to shake their

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<v Speaker 1>rumps to attract mates. Now, this is according to a

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<v Speaker 1>study in Scientific Reports, but researchers in western Colorado found

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<v Speaker 1>fifty fossilized scrape marks left in one million year old sandstone.

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<v Speaker 1>They found patterns that are similar to both puffins and

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<v Speaker 1>ostrich mating dances. I love the idea of these fossilized footprints,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's evidence of dinosaurs doing the electric slide together.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the fact that you brought dinosaurs into this

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<v Speaker 1>episode really makes you the winners. Always got to deserve

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<v Speaker 1>the trophies clows out with dinosaurs, So thanks so much.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course I know, as I mentioned before, there

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<v Speaker 1>are so many mating habits that we didn't get to,

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<v Speaker 1>so many fascinating ones out there. We'd love to hear

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<v Speaker 1>those from you. Always love to hear your great facts.

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