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Speaker 1: Simple question. Do you put condiments on your hot dog bun?

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Speaker 1: Before or after the hot dog? That's even a question. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of this huge debate. Do you put condiments on your

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Speaker 1: bun before or after hot dog? I put on after.

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Speaker 1: I'm the same as you, Alex. I always put it

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Speaker 1: with it in the bun. Why interesting, It just it

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Speaker 1: there's more coverage because when you put it in, when

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Speaker 1: a hot dog. Yeah, let's say I'll give you my dog. Okay, mustard, mayonnaise, catchup,

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Speaker 1: so then it coats the whole dog. Right, I want

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Speaker 1: And if you put it on top it, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame day mornings. That's one. Yes, Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: it's a great day, starmination eakins. Now, do you help

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Speaker 1: is Evan with Extermination. How can I help you? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I need somebody, sir. Sorry, yeah, I need somebody to

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Speaker 1: is Alexis with Extermination how can I help you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on over there? What do

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Speaker 1: you mean, sir? I can't help you though, because it's

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Speaker 1: Is there somebody in charge that sure? One moment? This

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Speaker 1: am in my home with no animals. Well, I am

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Speaker 1: don't put me on hold, extermination. This is Alexis. How

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Speaker 1: Okay here I'm doing that's coming from you, that's coming

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Speaker 1: your end, not my end either. I'm sitting on my end.

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Speaker 1: I have never dealt with such incompetence. This is there's

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Speaker 1: It is on your end. All the sound is coming

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Speaker 1: from your end. That's debatable. No, it's not debatable. It

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Speaker 1: is not debatable. Right now, I can't that's a jewel.

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Speaker 1: What's a jewel? It's actually jewel from The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: and Alex Fresh and English Evan. And this is a

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Speaker 1: phone prank. And your wife set you up. She said,

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubil phone pranks, we say mornings

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Speaker 1: We're going on two this year. No dates yet other

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Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. It is about to get sensual up

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. We will always keep you anonymous.

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Speaker 1: Just text in four one of six one. We don't

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Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets

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Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname when they come on the show

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Speaker 1: that tells a dirty little secrets. So on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now, The Goddess of love, Afrodite. Hello, how amazing,

422
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 1: miss Afrodite. How are you? I'm fine, getting ready for

423
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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Sweet, A little more base in your voice

424
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Speaker 1: than I thought there would be, but it's kind of sexy.

425
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Speaker 1: It's kind of raspy, I feel it. So what's your

426
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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, Affrodite? Well, yeah, so really, I'm really

427
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Speaker 1: nervous I'll putting this out there because it's bad and

428
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Speaker 1: I can. I've got a good thing going right now,

429
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Speaker 1: and really I'm currently in a relationship and I'm a

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Speaker 1: little nervous. Not reckon that, Okay, yeah, I'm in Like, God, well,

431
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Speaker 1: you kind of reck a relationship. It's usually cheating, so

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming there's I'm cheating involved. Uh, you're you're like,

433
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Speaker 1: you didn't hit a bullseye, but you're on the board.

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Speaker 1: So my ex, who we've been broken up now, first

435
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Speaker 1: like a year year and a half, right, so it's

436
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Speaker 1: been a little bit. I actually reached out to me

437
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Speaker 1: and I wanted and wants to start talking again. And

438
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Speaker 1: I kind of wait, So did you break up with

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Speaker 1: her or did she break up with you? I broke

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Speaker 1: I broke up with her. Okay, so you're you're currently

441
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Speaker 1: in a relationship. But your X that you broke up

442
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Speaker 1: with over a year ago reached out and was like, hey, pop,

443
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Speaker 1: I've been missing so much. I would I'm on the

444
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Speaker 1: BackRub if you want to come over and give me

445
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Speaker 1: a background one tell anybody about it. That's exactly how

446
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Speaker 1: the conversation went for sure. And yeah, she wants she's

447
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Speaker 1: kind of like squeaking her way back into your life. Yeah.

448
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Speaker 1: And the worst part, I mean, the real is there

449
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Speaker 1: a little superdre is that I kind of want to.

450
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Speaker 1: I feel like the search they we're just taxing nothing, nothing,

451
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Speaker 1: there's nothing yet. But it's a big deal though. That

452
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Speaker 1: is a big deal. Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, yeah,

453
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Speaker 1: And that's the thing I feel, as as I said,

454
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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm I'm kind of setting myself up

455
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Speaker 1: to really miss current relationship. You know, well, do you

456
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Speaker 1: still love your X? I mean, you broke up with her,

457
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Speaker 1: so you broke up with her for a reason. I did.

458
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Speaker 1: I did, and like kind of right after, you know,

459
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Speaker 1: I really felt like it was the right decision. But

460
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Speaker 1: in this current relationship, I find myself a lot missing

461
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Speaker 1: some of the stuff with my exatisfied is that the issue? Oh,

462
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Speaker 1: I think I'm just comparing saying no things things are

463
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Speaker 1: better with her. And you know, I don't know, you're

464
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Speaker 1: gonna have current You're gonna have to do some soul

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Speaker 1: searching and figure out if the bros outw the cons. Yeah,

466
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Speaker 1: make a little pro and con list. Just don't leave

467
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Speaker 1: it where your current girlfriend can find it, exactly. Yeah,

468
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 1: don't put it on the fridge. Make a decision. So

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing that your current girlfriend doesn't know that you

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Speaker 1: started talking to your X again. I'm just making a

471
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Speaker 1: wild guess. Yeah, yea, yeah, your wild guess spot. Yeah, yeah,

472
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Speaker 1: she doesn't know. Yeah. See here, here's the thing in

473
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Speaker 1: my mind. The fact that you're even you know, considering

474
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Speaker 1: talking to your ex means that you might not be

475
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Speaker 1: so in the relationship that you're now. I think that

476
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Speaker 1: there's probably lingering feelings. Wait, we were trying to talk

477
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Speaker 1: to you out of talking to your ex. And whatever

478
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Speaker 1: you do, you need to make sure you don't cheat

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Speaker 1: on your current girlfriend and you need to be up

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Speaker 1: front and honest, and you need to leave her before

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Speaker 1: you even meet up with your ex. Yes, yeah, you're right,

482
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Speaker 1: I know, I know that's right. Well, I feel like

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Speaker 1: my big thing and I mean do you think this

484
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Speaker 1: is am my emotionally set talking to her. I think

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Speaker 1: the fact that you're talking to anybody else on the

486
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Speaker 1: phone is mostly right. Now, you're emotionally cheating with all

487
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Speaker 1: of us. Yeah, with me, you're talking to me right now, Yeah, exactly,

488
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Speaker 1: we're talking to another woman. You do have a great voice. Well,

489
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Speaker 1: my husband's on the phone. Yeah, that's the same thing though.

490
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Speaker 1: Alex and I are married, if you didn't know that,

491
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Speaker 1: by the way, But whatever, flirt away. I'm pretty hot too.

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Speaker 1: If you're wondering, Oh, I am approdatinging, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? The Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: i n N, The Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. For Friday,

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Speaker 1: July twenty, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and if

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Speaker 1: you didn't have enough already, I'm about to give you

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Speaker 1: another reason to hate man coming up in just a second.

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Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: find out what the director of the Olympics opening ceremony

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Speaker 1: did to get fired on the eve of the opening ceremony.

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Speaker 1: And I'm English Evan and identity theft is not a joke, Jim,

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Speaker 1: millions of family stuff for every year. That's a quote

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Speaker 1: from the office. In case you didn't, I don't, I

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Speaker 1: didn't carry on. All right, we'll hear more about those

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Speaker 1: stories in just a second before your first story of

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Speaker 1: the day for the I N The Idiot News News

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Speaker 1: the Report the News. A new study found that men

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Speaker 1: actually amid sixteen percent more greenhouse gases than women, and

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Speaker 1: men are more gassing. Well, yeah, you guys eat a

511
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Speaker 1: lot more food than we do, right, Well, that was

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Speaker 1: my first thought too when I saw the study, I

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Speaker 1: was like, it's got to be from farts, right, like

514
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Speaker 1: guys fart more. Maybe I don't know if I thought

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00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: I hear guys fart more. I figure you guys fart more,

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Speaker 1: although women, I think they just fart in private. Oh

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Speaker 1: definitely time, Alex, you're a woman. When you get together

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Speaker 1: for like sleepovers, like when you were younger, would you

519
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Speaker 1: guys like run around farting a lot and laughing at

520
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Speaker 1: farts the whole time? Okay, that's why guys, That's why

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Speaker 1: I think guys fart more is because that's what dudes

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Speaker 1: do in their free time. You got a guy's trip

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Speaker 1: it's mostly spent laughing at farts. That sounds terrible. Amid

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Speaker 1: sixteen percent more greenhouse gases than women, and you would

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Speaker 1: expect to be because of passing gas, but that's not

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Speaker 1: exactly at the study didn't even factor that in. Researchers

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Speaker 1: in Sweden looked at how much CO two, methane and

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Speaker 1: other gases the average person that's responsible for, and I

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Speaker 1: guess men cost sixteen percent more greenhouse gas overall, mainly

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Speaker 1: because guys tend to drive more and use more gasoline. Oh,

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Speaker 1: so that's probably why. Also, though I'm sure farest play

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Speaker 1: a factor. This is the I n N, the Idio

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Speaker 1: News Network where adias aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: our next story of the day, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: already Alex free Ash, who's on location at the Tokyo

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Speaker 1: Olympics in Tokyo, Japan. That is correct, where this is

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Speaker 1: actually epic karma for this one. The Tokyo Olympic Organizing

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Speaker 1: Committee fired the director Kintaro Koba Yashi on the eve

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Speaker 1: of the opening ceremony because of a holocaust joke that

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Speaker 1: he made during a comedy show act that he did

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Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety eight. Wow. Oh, that's so long ago.

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Speaker 1: For a while, was it a funny joke? Um, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. But he had a bit in his act

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Speaker 1: about the Nazi atrocity titled Let's play Holocaust, So I

545
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Speaker 1: don't know. It didn't actually say any of the jokes,

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Speaker 1: but it said that he was fired because of that act.

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Speaker 1: It's really Yeah, it's interesting because I've actually heard a

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Speaker 1: lot of comedians make like Holocaust a lot. Yeah, and

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00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: well maybe it's really bad. It might be. Yeah, it

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00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,479
Speaker 1: may have been insensitive. See, that's the difference. If you

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00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 1: you can joke about serious subjects and sad things, if

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Speaker 1: you do it well, and if it's an obvious joke.

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Speaker 1: But sometimes people try to go for that and it

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Speaker 1: just doesn't come off right or it seems mean spirit right, right,

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Speaker 1: if it's an obvious joke, I don't thin people should

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Speaker 1: get offended by something that has never meant actually, Like

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Speaker 1: the intention isn't to be mean, right, But not all

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Speaker 1: comedians are talented, no, and some actually probably are pretty racist. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I bet. But nineteen ninety eight, that's a long time ago. Yeah,

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00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: more than twenty years ago. He got fired though. I

561
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: think it's super epic though, because the day before the

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Speaker 1: opening ceremony as a director, right, I mean that's kind

563
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Speaker 1: of like, well you're down. Yeah, the director of the

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Speaker 1: Olympic committee too, are the Olympic What was it the

565
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Speaker 1: opening ceremony? The director of the opening ceremony. They probably

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Speaker 1: found out that like he no wonder he like excluded

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Speaker 1: Germany from everything. Sending it back to him. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much, Alex. This is the i n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

570
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Speaker 1: they report the news. And for our next story of

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Speaker 1: the day, let's send it on over to English. Evan

572
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Speaker 1: who's on location I don't know where, Indonesia, where an

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Speaker 1: Indonesian man who tested positive for COVID nineteen has been

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Speaker 1: accused of disguising himself as his wife in order to

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Speaker 1: board a plane. Wow. Yeah, So he was detained at

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Speaker 1: the end of the flight but actually got onto the

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Speaker 1: flight because he was wearing a full body piece of

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Speaker 1: clothing called a nique cub and he had his wife's ID,

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Speaker 1: who tested negative for the coronavirus. WHOA, So he had

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Speaker 1: her ID. I'm like, yeah, that's all he needed. He

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Speaker 1: had a woll because the piece of clothing that he

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Speaker 1: has it's like one of those religious hijab or whatever.

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Speaker 1: It's barely see only the eyes, right, So I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you've got the ID and then you can't take

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Speaker 1: that piece of clothing off, I could see. I wonder

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Speaker 1: how they do that, Like it's got to be an

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Speaker 1: eye scan or something. Oh yeah, I have no idea, honestly,

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Speaker 1: because over there women are they have to wear those

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Speaker 1: things and they don't. I think it's like it's probably ignorant.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, but religiously, I don't think they

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Speaker 1: can show their I don't think they can take them off, right.

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Speaker 1: I don't think full body things. So how do they

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Speaker 1: make sure it's the right person? I mean no idea.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he, like them, was wearing slides or something. They

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Speaker 1: looked at his toes and they're like, does or dude toes?

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Speaker 1: For sure? Well? I wonder where he was going though,

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00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: so important he had to do all this right seriously,

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Speaker 1: probably hitting up the strip bubble something. They did the

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Speaker 1: body scan and it actually shows parts and they're like,

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Speaker 1: h I don't think that's a lady under that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're about to lose your job, lady. And that means

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Speaker 1: the ironn is done for the day, But don't worry,

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Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Monday. Lose yoke job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose yoke job. You're about to lose

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Speaker 1: yoke job. And that was the iron N the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they

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Speaker 1: report the news. Tune in Monday, same time for another

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Speaker 1: hard one, a very hard hitting report from the Inns

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show on Man, it's another jubile phone frame

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Speaker 1: day Mornings. That's twenties. Hello. Yeah, I was looking for Paul. Paul. Uh, hey, Paul,

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Speaker 1: how are you? Dude? Um, my name is Solli and

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Speaker 1: I'm with the Soli. Well my last name is Sullivan,

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Speaker 1: but all my bros call me SOULI. All right, Um,

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Speaker 1: so I know we don't know each other. And I

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Speaker 1: got your phone number, um, like I had to look

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Speaker 1: it up online. I got it, Uh, because I have

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Speaker 1: to let you know, um that we're moving in next door. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh well all right. I was afraid there for a

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Speaker 1: second he was gonna try to sell me some kind

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Speaker 1: of car insurance or something like that. No, you're you're

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Speaker 1: moving into to the Wesley's Old House. Who it's the

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Speaker 1: people that owned the house. Oh yeah, I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know any of that, dude. Um. Yeah, Like so there's

624
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: by laws where like when we move into a new house,

625
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,959
Speaker 1: I gotta call the people next door and let them

626
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: know that we're moving in. So that's just what I'm

627
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: doing right now. I'm just kind of letting you know

628
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: that we're gonna be moving in. Okay, bye, loss? What

629
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: the what? What? What what's that all about? We're talking about? Snap? Dude,

630
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: I am sorry, dude, I forgot um so, uh, like

631
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: it's not just me and like a couple of friends

632
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: moving in. I'm a member of the Sigma New fraternity

633
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: and we just purchased the house next door to yours,

634
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: which I guess is the old Wesley House or whatever,

635
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: and so the fraternity is moved. So the house next

636
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: door to you is gonna be a fraternity house, Sigma New.

637
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: So now holler on a minute, you're you're what what

638
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: do you call it? Sigma something? Sigma Yeah, you know,

639
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: I've seen Animal House and all the other things that

640
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: about fraternities. Y'all are going to be having the parties

641
00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: until like forward and the damn morning. I mean boys, No, dude, like,

642
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: we're not gonna have parties still four in the morning.

643
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: We're Sigma New. Our parties don't stop. That's like what

644
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: we sayde that's funny that you what, that's reassuring. I

645
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: just don't want to live next door to y'all because

646
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to be that near when the Latin

647
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 1: it strikes. Are you kidding me? The Wesleys were nice people,

648
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: and y'all are going to move into it and tear

649
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: it up and and and just have all kinds of

650
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: sex parties and drunken parties over there. I don't even

651
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,439
Speaker 1: understand what you meant by that, dude. But also I

652
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: wasn't paying attention because one of my boys was just

653
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 1: trying to throw me a joint and I was like, no,

654
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: I'm talking to my dude right now. So I don't

655
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: believe you were talking to me like this and not

656
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: even focus in and you're trying to have a conversation,

657
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: but not trying to have a conversation. Where the hell

658
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: are you going with this? We have only had one fire.

659
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: What you've had a fire? Well, yeah, like not us

660
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: at the house, like, and I have to one of

661
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: the reasons I have to call and let you know

662
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,760
Speaker 1: that we're moving the frat and next door is because

663
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: our last house we burned the house next to us down,

664
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: and I'm legally obligated to tell people that before we

665
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: move into a new house next time. So I'm sorry,

666
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: we're not gonna burn your house down, though, I promise

667
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,720
Speaker 1: why man? I think you Wait a minute, you burnt

668
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: the house down. I didn't do it. Chad did it? Chad?

669
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: You don't care? Bred it? You you are? There's no

670
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 1: damn way I'm letting y'all move into this house next

671
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: door to us. This is a Christian neighborhood. We're done,

672
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 1: young man. Fine, all right, fine, fine, then I'll just

673
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: let you know what's a prank? Phone called in what?

674
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: It's actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone

675
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 1: prank on you and your wife set you up. You're no.

676
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 1: She said the house next dirty years is for sale

677
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: and knew you'd freak out off a frat house bought it.

678
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 1: She's right? Oh good, All right? Well now can I

679
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: call you homie dude? Bro? Yeah? I reckon, Yeah, I

680
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: guess camp camp Bro wake up every morning with Jebil

681
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: phone pranks, we say mornings on the twenties, the Jebil

682
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: show on demand. First date follow up? This never happens

683
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: to me? What not? This right here? This happens all

684
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 1: the time. We do them all the time. First date

685
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: follow up. And that's the title. The subject of the

686
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: email that we got from the dude on the phone

687
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: today who's not getting get a call back. His name

688
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: is Nick and he sent an email because he's getting

689
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,919
Speaker 1: blown off by a woman named Leah. I guess. And

690
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: his subject line said, this never happens to me. I

691
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 1: guess he never gets never gets ghosted. Oh oh right

692
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: just before except, yeah, we have heard that before. So

693
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: what's up, Nick man? How are you? We We've heard

694
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: that before from people that they never get ghosted. I mean,

695
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: like I don't know about how those other people are,

696
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,959
Speaker 1: but like I'm really really secere. I wish I could

697
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: say that I had a similar pass out other people do.

698
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: But normally girls do get back to me. You know,

699
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: they typically have a good time, They typically like to

700
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 1: follow up. All right, So are you typically the ghoster?

701
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 1: I'm not to say I'm the ghoster, but like, yeah,

702
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: you know, I'll stop the answering good persons or whatever,

703
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 1: you know, like it's just how it goes. But this girl.

704
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: This girl's just so beautiful and and I thought she

705
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: was really having a good time. Okay, well before we

706
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: before we get all into that, how long has it

707
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: been since you talked to her? It's been about about

708
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: two weeks now, two weeks Okay, that's yeah, that's a

709
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 1: long time. How many times you've reached out to her

710
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: in that two weeks? So, I've been I've been playing

711
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: a casual. I've been playing good casual. I wanted to

712
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: reach out to her about three maybe four times. It's been. Okay,

713
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: So what did you guys do for your date? We

714
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 1: went out, We like, had some food, had some dinner,

715
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 1: shouted a bunch. I decided it would be cool to

716
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: take her by the nightclub I own. You know, girls

717
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: usually like to see the scene there, lub one of

718
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: those gude I do. Yeah, yeah, it's been a couple

719
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: of years now, we do. Okay, we do, okay, okay,

720
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: Oh did you take her there in the Lamborghini? No? No, no,

721
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: we took uber over there, so regular one. I didn't

722
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: even feel like we did be uber black. But that

723
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: was just because I felt like, you know, she's really classic,

724
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: you know, so I thought, cool, we're done. We're having

725
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: a cool time. Do you want to go back to

726
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: the club see how it is? She said, yes, you know,

727
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: so after we get back there, we're doing in other

728
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: rounds with drinks. Everything seemed cool there. Yeah. I even

729
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 1: offered to play some vers songs let hear out the playlist.

730
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: She did sort of like mention, hey, I did, the

731
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: playlist is a little lame here, you know, And I said, okay,

732
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: you know, what do you think you give me an

733
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: idea or flavor? What kind of stuff do you think

734
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: people like to hear? You know? And maybe she was

735
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: a little taken aback by that. By that, but besides that,

736
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: it was a regular night. Okay, So is there a

737
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,959
Speaker 1: lot of groupies in that come up to you? Since

738
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: you're a club owner, people say hi, you know, they

739
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: recognized me around the place. I like to try to

740
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: make sure people have a good time, you know. Do

741
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: you think maybe she's not calling you back because you

742
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: had a lot of women coming up to you, like, hey,

743
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: Nick's again. I mean, I mean I think about it

744
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: every time I link because normally girls don't mind. Like

745
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 1: I said, I get these callbacks. We go on multiple

746
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: dates and we typically have a fun time, So like,

747
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: maybe that could be it. But I think if that

748
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: would be it when other dates go similarly, because that's

749
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: how it is every time I go out. First of all,

750
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: before we ask you what you think? And why do

751
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: you think you're not getting a call back? How did

752
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: it end? So, like you know, after we had a

753
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: couple of hours there, we ended up just calling it there,

754
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: you know, and so I called her a ride and

755
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: she left. I left no hug. Yeah, I gave her

756
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: a hug, a little peck on the cheet, but it

757
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: wasn't even that aggressive, you know, Okay, I like that's

758
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: normably something we could do a little bit more of

759
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: on the next day, all right, So you really think

760
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: that her vibe throughout the date was like good and

761
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: matched years because I feel like you can tell, well,

762
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: maybe she wanted to talk more, because when you go

763
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: to a nightclub, obviously you can't hear anyone. I mean

764
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,320
Speaker 1: all the time you hear like what what are you saying?

765
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 1: You know, you can't hear anything. So maybe she just

766
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: wanted to get to know you more. I mean, maybe

767
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: I thought we were talking a plenty. Is there anything

768
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: else that you can think of that would be the

769
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: reason why she's ghosting you. I mean, at one point

770
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: in the night, there was some like chick that I

771
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 1: had hooked up with beforehand, and she came over to

772
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: say hi, hug whatever, and maybe they like went off

773
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, or they found each other in the

774
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: bathroom they started bad, Malcolm, you or someone, Okay, all right,

775
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: So you just think maybe one of your haters got

776
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: a hold of her. But I mean, what else could

777
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: it be? You know, I I think she's married. It's possible.

778
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 1: Oh no, all right, yet that would explain it a lot,

779
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: because I gotta be easier to understand. All right, Yeah,

780
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 1: well he's probably married. All right, Well, we'll play a

781
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: song come back, and then we'll call her and get

782
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:41,720
Speaker 1: you and see why she's not calling you back. All right, okay,

783
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,439
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do it next. It's a jewel show

784
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 1: on the phone is Nick? And Nick owns a nightclub

785
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: and Nick is not getting a call back from a

786
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: woman named Leah that he went on a date with.

787
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: And he doesn't know why because, as his email said,

788
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: that never happens, right Nick, exactly, Okay, And just to

789
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: remind everybody, they went out for dinner. They had a

790
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: good time. He says, they talked a bunch and he

791
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 1: thought they were vibing, and then he decided to go, hey,

792
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: you want to come back to my nightclub that I

793
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: own and hang out for a little while. I have

794
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: a drink and don't have to pay for any of

795
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: it because I pay for all of it. And they

796
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: hung out at his club for a little while, and

797
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: he said he thought everything went cool there, hug and

798
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,919
Speaker 1: a kiss on the sheet goodbye. And she hasn't talked

799
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: to him in two weeks. Anything else that I'm missing, No,

800
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: that's suggest a bit. That's all I could think of. Okay,

801
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: all right, Well, if are you prepared if she says

802
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: that she doesn't like you, she doesn't want to go

803
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 1: with you again, is that going to hurt your feelings?

804
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think so. They maybe she just

805
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: got caught up with some of things, Like I feel

806
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: like she's definitely gonna say she wants to go up.

807
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: All right, they can we go on a dollar for

808
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: him roun? All right? I might I speak to Leah

809
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: please speaking. This is Jewil fresh from the Jewil Show,

810
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: and this Alex Fresh from the Jewel Show, and this

811
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: is English. Evan from the Jewel Show. Oh my god,

812
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: I listened to you guys. This can't be good news

813
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: while you're calling me. Have you ever heard a first

814
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: date follow up before? Yes? I have? All right, so

815
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: have you go more than one guy? No? I think

816
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: is this about Nick? Nick? Who's Nick? And I know

817
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: he's on the phone? Hi? Nick? Wow you do actually

818
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: know the show? Okay, go hey, so you know what's up?

819
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: Why aren't you calling me back? Yeah, I'm a little

820
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: caught off guard. I never actually thought this would happen

821
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: to me, So I'm a little Yeah, sometimes dreams become

822
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: a reality. No, I really had a cool time with you,

823
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 1: and I just want to let you know how much

824
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: of a time I had. I thought we vibed. I

825
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 1: was feeling you. I thought you were feeling me, you know,

826
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: I really I thought we had the good back and

827
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 1: forth going. I thought maybe we want to hang out

828
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: another time, see the club one more time, get some

829
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 1: more food, back to the Club of Food. Sure. Yeah,

830
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: so not interested? Really? Or what happened? Leo like, Yeah,

831
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 1: we want to know why you totally goest to him? Yeah, Um, okay,

832
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be totally honest. Um, I had a good

833
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: time we did. We did vibe, we did have good conversation.

834
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: It was a little much. Um. When he took me

835
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: to his nightclub that he owned, he made sure to

836
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: stress that, Um, I just felt like a little try hard,

837
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 1: try try. It's not my funt. I own a successful business.

838
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: It's not your fault. But it's like, yeah, it felt

839
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: like you were so desperate to impress me where you

840
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: didn't need to do that. I already thought you were

841
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: cool before doing that. I mean, how was I supposed

842
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: to know that, you know how? I thought it would

843
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: just be a cool thing to see some of the

844
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: music and see what this scene it's like. And I

845
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 1: felt like, if I was already impressed with you, you

846
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: should have said that maybe you know, you could let

847
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: me in. I can't read your mind. Yeah that's um true.

848
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: I mean we were having a good time, um, and

849
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 1: I wasn't impressed with you, but it just, I don't know,

850
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: the energy had changed when we got there. It felt

851
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: like I was like your trophy that you were trying

852
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: to show off to everyone, and like you wanted to

853
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: seem like the coolest guy in town. And then like

854
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: like gunshot wound. I mean that was just like the

855
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,320
Speaker 1: icing on the cake. That was wait, I've been shot before.

856
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: So he has a scar. He was showing it up.

857
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: He like lifted up his shirt to show off his

858
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: gunshot wound. He was like, look, I've been shot before.

859
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, are you okay? And it

860
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: wasn't even like a scar. It looked like it was

861
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: still fresh. And I really freaked out by blood. So

862
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: it was just like weird, I'm still confused. I just

863
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: terrification from you real quick. He lifted up a shirt

864
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: to show you his pretty fresh gunshot wound. Yeah, he

865
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: wanted you to think it was cool. But I don't

866
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: want to be out with someone that gets shot. I

867
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: don't want to get shot, right, I shot at the nightclub.

868
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to get shot. Why did you get shot?

869
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: I know that that's just feel like, you know, a

870
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 1: little like altercation due to the business than affair of them.

871
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: That's just nightlife, you know. Sometimes you go back and

872
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: things get a little aggressive. I figured, look, this is

873
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: so new that I would I would never let you

874
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: get shot, you know, this would be stepping in front

875
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: of a thing. I would be way more like, oh hey,

876
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: I can defend you, you know, this is me like

877
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: letting you understand that not only can I provide, but

878
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: I protect too, So you can take a bullet absolutely,

879
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: especially for you know a girl that maybe one day

880
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: anything could happen with him, maybe we'd be in love.

881
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: I think I think you would look into that and

882
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: say like, hey, um, that actually needs that. I'll always

883
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 1: be safe. That's oddly the most romantic thing I've ever heard. Yeah,

884
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: this is like dark Romeo and Juliet that I don't

885
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 1: vibe with. But um, seriously, Nick, like, next time your

886
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: on your date, on your first date, I would recommend

887
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: just not showing a gunshot wound to a girl because

888
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: that really turns me off. So that's not a turn on. Okay,

889
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: well I'm hearing that from you, Leah. The only other

890
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 1: female with us right now is Alex Freesh. Would it

891
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: turn you on if he was like, check out my

892
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: new gunshot wound? Absolutely not okay, So that's two. There

893
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 1: we go. English Evan would have turned you on if

894
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 1: he was like, check out my new gunshot. Um, I

895
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: think it might Actually they might do it for me. Okay,

896
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: that's thought this sort of thing I'm looking for. So

897
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,439
Speaker 1: there you go. Two out of three dates, Nick, don't

898
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: show him the gunshot wound on that third one. Give

899
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,760
Speaker 1: it a shot. Maybe you never know, give it a shot. Okay,

900
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like I said, normally, second dates are

901
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: a bigger issue to me. Yeah, so I think if

902
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: it was a gunshot wound sort of thing that, like

903
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 1: other other people would have pointed that out, you know,

904
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: the other girls other dates and I was having that month,

905
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: they would have said something like that. Okay, well, I'm

906
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 1: glad second dates I had a problem for you. Then

907
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 1: then it seems you're you'll be totally fine without me.

908
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: Hold on, Leah, I have to ask you a question. No,

909
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: I already know what you're gonna ask me. How do

910
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: you know what I was gonna ask you because I

911
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: listened to this show. You're gonna ask me if I

912
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: want to go out with him again? No, I don't, Wow, Tony,

913
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: all right whatever, I won't want to go out with

914
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: you again anyway. Oh, well you did well? Yeah, okay,

915
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: you did well. I did. Yeah. So I realized how

916
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:29,919
Speaker 1: judgmental she is, Like she's just another hater, another hater.

917
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: All right, man, Well, sorry you didn't get another date,

918
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: And Leah, thank you for listening to the show. Thank

919
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: you for telling us why you didn't want to call

920
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: Nick back, and Nick, it sounds to me like you'll

921
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: be fine and you have plenty of options. Yeah, I

922
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: just Nick used me a foreign for the wound. Cool.

923
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Guys. Yeah, thanks for the Tipically, I

924
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 1: just no, you're never allowed to my club again. Yeah,

925
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: sounds good. Did you bil show on demand? You're one

926
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: of the few people in the world to ever go

927
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: to space. Not only just go to space, it's the

928
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: Jewel Show, by the way, not only just go to space.

929
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: You worked your way to become one of the world's

930
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: richest people, and you build your own spaceship and flew

931
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: to space on your own timeline. That's impressive. And then

932
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: you get back and people don't ask you about your

933
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: space trip. They just make fun of your spaceship. And

934
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:26,439
Speaker 1: that's exactly what happened to Jeff Bezos this week. Will

935
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: tell you exactly why he's getting made fun of. Also,

936
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: imagine how much this sucks for Jeff Basos, Okay, because

937
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,240
Speaker 1: you know there's been all this hype around him going

938
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: to space right on the Space Shuttle they built. Blue Origin. Yeah,

939
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: is the name of the space ship, and he was

940
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: gonna do it. He's gonna be like the first guy

941
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: to go to space. That's like a regular citizen that

942
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: built his own rocketship. Because Elon Musk has been going

943
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 1: to space for a while, but he has people go,

944
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: he has astronauts, yeah, like SpaceX or whatever. Right, But

945
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: all this hype around Jeff Basos going to space, and

946
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 1: a couple weeks before, Richard Branson, the guy from virgin goes,

947
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I went to space yesterday. Just billionaires competing

948
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: with each other. Basically, I feel like no one saw

949
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 1: that coming too. He just out of no way when

950
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: who that was. But nobody's talking about, like what an

951
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: incredible feat that is. They're just making fun of his spaceship.

952
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,240
Speaker 1: The flight made history about carrying the oldest and youngest

953
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: people ever to fly into space, eighty two year old

954
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: female aviator Wally Funk Funk and an eighteen year old

955
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: Dutch student named Oliver Damin. I don't know how to

956
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 1: say last name, but anyway, all this stuff happened, and

957
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: everybody's just making fun of the fact that Jeff Basos

958
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: is spaceship that he made looks like male genitally it

959
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 1: looks a lot like it. Did you think that he

960
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: did the numbers? I don't know. I mean maybe to

961
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: make He's quite a you know, he loves himself and

962
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: his image, so maybe because a lot of people are

963
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: going to talk about it. I mean, if I were

964
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 1: just build a spaceship, I would definitely build it that

965
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: way on purpose, just to be funny. Right. I don't

966
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: know if Jeff Bezos is like that, but it definitely

967
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: shows that he has a little man syndrome for sure.

968
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you see a big truck, like

969
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,720
Speaker 1: with Jack the tires, You're like, Okay, that guy's overcompensating.

970
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: You build a spaceship that looks like junk, you're definitely

971
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: overcompensating for something. Yeah. It reminds me of Austin Powers.

972
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: You know that scene where they're doing like all the

973
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: phallic jokes. Oh yeah, actually, oh, that looks just like

974
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:20,279
Speaker 1: an enormous whang. Oh attention. I was distracted, but that

975
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: enormous flying really what's that? Well, it looks like a

976
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: giant Johnson, Yes, sir, get on the horn to British.

977
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: I wonder how Jeff Bezos feels though, because literally the

978
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: entire Internet and The entire news around him going to

979
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: space is not the fact that this dude went to

980
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: space himself. That's impressive, very incredible. His spaceship looks like

981
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: a wiener a big space, like everybody's just talking about that.

982
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 1: It's so it's so funny to me. My question for

983
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: him would be like, why did you just go up

984
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,439
Speaker 1: and come right back down? Yeah? Well, doesn't spend Maybe

985
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: that's what happens to him in the bedroom too. He's like,

986
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: I want to make I want to recreate this exactly

987
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: in my own This was like a giant metal fool safe. Yeah.

988
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: I was like, why did you not hang out up

989
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: there for a little bit longer? Yeah? Right? Is he scared?

990
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: Items like time I went up and now I can

991
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 1: say I didn't come right back down? I was like,

992
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: oh and go explore you freak. Yeah. Not only is

993
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,839
Speaker 1: he getting made fun of because his spaceship looks like that,

994
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: now Alex is calling him out for being too scared

995
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: to stay up in space longer, Like, oh, come on, okay,

996
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: what are you chicken? Yeah whatever, I'm not impressed by

997
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:30,280
Speaker 1: your compliment at all. Well, anyway, in honor of Jeff Bezos,

998
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: PP shaped spaceship launched the Space I decided to take

999
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:39,240
Speaker 1: the liberty to go full on late night host, and

1000
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:43,520
Speaker 1: it's time for the Jewel Shows. Top five little known

1001
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: facts about Jeff bezos trip to Space sweet you know,

1002
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: did you? Obviously the top list, but it's basically just

1003
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: a bunch of really bad jokes. Yeah. I went ahead

1004
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: and wrote five of them, and I'd like to share

1005
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: them with you guys, right now, Garrett, All right, here

1006
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: we go. Joke number one. Jeff Bezos Wang shape spaceship

1007
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 1: had a successful launch this week, and once he got

1008
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: back to Earth, he apologized to Space for ending his

1009
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 1: trip prematurely, and then swart usually not like that. Thank

1010
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: you pretty good though. All right, here we go. Jeff

1011
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,839
Speaker 1: Bezos Wang Shaped spaceship had a successful launch this week?

1012
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: Or did he? Much like the moon landing. There's a

1013
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that Space faked it, delivered that wrong. What

1014
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying because Space Space didn't enjoy it. Yeah, that

1015
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 1: was not a good We really understand well the way

1016
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: I said it was really bad. Oh yeah, Okay. Me

1017
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: and Alex were like, all right, maybe he's probably slowly

1018
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: getting jokes. Sometimes I'm like, I don't know. Maybe you'll

1019
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: like this one. Jeff Bezos Wang shaped spaceship had a

1020
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,280
Speaker 1: successful launch this week. It's the first ever rocket powered

1021
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: entirely buy Viagra piece. Here we go. Jeff Bezos Wang

1022
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: shaped spaceship had a successful launch this week, and now

1023
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 1: that it's been there once in about six months, Jeff

1024
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: is going to see if his spaceship will be allowed

1025
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: to take a trip to Uranus. Oh that was good

1026
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: and that was smooth. Thank you. And last on The

1027
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,919
Speaker 1: Jewel Show is top five little known facts about Jeff

1028
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: bezos trip to space. Jeff bezos Wag shaped spaceship had

1029
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: a successful launch this week. It only skirted the edge

1030
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 1: of space, and when asked for comment, his ex wife

1031
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: simply shook her head and mumbled something about Jeff never

1032
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: being able to go that deep. So thank you very much.

1033
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 1: On the bet the Jewil Show on Demand, jebils dirty

1034
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:34,080
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1035
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:38,719
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1036
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:41,080
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1037
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: one of six to one. If you have a secret

1038
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1039
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Speaker 1: right out from your breast. Yeah, I love saying that.

1040
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 1: It sounds so weird. Anyway, if you have a dirty

1041
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 1: little secret that you want to tell us, you can

1042
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: tell us anything. We will always keep you anonymous. Just

1043
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: text in four one of six one. We don't even

1044
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets a

1045
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname when they come on the show. That

1046
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: tells the dirt a little secrets. So on the phone

1047
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:09,439
Speaker 1: right now, the Goddess of love, Afrodite, How amazing, Miss Afrodite?

1048
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm fine, getting ready for Valentine's Day. Sweet,

1049
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 1: A little more base in your voice than I thought

1050
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: there would be, but it's kind of sexy. It's kind

1051
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: of raspy, I feel it. So what's your dirty little secret, Affrodite? Well, yeah,

1052
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: so really, I'm really nervous. I'll putting this out there

1053
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: because it's pretty bad and I can wreck. I've got

1054
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: a good thing going right now and it really I'm

1055
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: currently in a relationship and I'm a little nervous. No

1056
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: wrecking though, Okay, yeah, I'm like, God, well, kind of

1057
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: reck relationship it's usually cheating, so I'm assuming this I'm

1058
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 1: cheating involved. Uh you're you're like you didn't hit the

1059
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:56,240
Speaker 1: bulls eye, but you're on the board. My ex who

1060
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 1: we've been broken up now for like a year year

1061
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: a half, right, so it's been a little bit. I

1062
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: actually reached out to me and I wanted and wants

1063
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: to start talking again and kind of wait, so did

1064
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: you break up with her or did she break up

1065
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: with you? I broke I broke up with her. Okay,

1066
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,839
Speaker 1: so you're you're currently in a relationship, but your ex

1067
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 1: that you broke up with over a year ago reached

1068
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 1: out and was like, hey, pop, I've missing so much.

1069
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 1: I would I'm on the BackRub if you want to

1070
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: come over and give me a BackRub on tell anybody

1071
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: about it. That's exactly how the conversation went for sure.

1072
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 1: And she she's kind of like squeaking her way back

1073
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,399
Speaker 1: into your life. Yeah. And the worst part, I mean,

1074
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: the real is arety little sleeping here is that I

1075
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: kind of want to I feel like the church, but

1076
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: we're just texting. Nothing nothing, there's nothing yet. No. But

1077
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: it's a big deal though. That is a big deal. Yeah, yeah,

1078
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, yeah, that's the thing. I feel, As

1079
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,360
Speaker 1: I said, I feel like I'm I'm kind of setting

1080
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: myself up to really miss current relationship. You know, well,

1081
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 1: do you still love your ex? I mean, you broke

1082
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 1: up with her, So you broke up with her for

1083
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: a reason. I did. I did, and like kind of

1084
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: right after, you know, I really feel like it was

1085
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 1: the right decision. But in this current relationship, I find

1086
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: myself a lot missing some of the stuff with my ex.

1087
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 1: An unsatisfied. Is that the issue? Oh? I think I'm

1088
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,359
Speaker 1: just comparing. Say, no, same things are better with her,

1089
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: And you know, I don't know you're gonna do. You're

1090
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: gonna have to do some soul searching and figure out

1091
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: if the pros outweigh the cons. Yeah, make a little

1092
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 1: pro and con list. Just don't leave it where your

1093
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: current girlfriend can find it, exactly. Yeah, you'll put it

1094
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: on the fridge. Make a decision. So I'm guessing that

1095
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: your current girlfriend doesn't know that you started talking to

1096
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: your ex again. I'm just making a wild guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1097
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 1: your wild guess a spot. Yeah yeah, she doesn't know. Yeah. See,

1098
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 1: here's here's the thing. In my mind, the fact that

1099
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 1: you'll even you know, considering talking to your ex means

1100
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: that you might not be so in the relationship that

1101
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: you're now. I think that there's probably lingering feelings. Wait,

1102
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,959
Speaker 1: we were trying to talk to you out of talking

1103
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: to your ex. And whatever you do, you need to

1104
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: make sure you don't cheat on your current girlfriend, and

1105
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: you need to be up front and honest, and you

1106
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 1: need to leave her before you even meet up with

1107
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: your ex. Yes, yeah, you're right. I know. I know

1108
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 1: that's right. Well, I feel like my big thing, And

1109
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think this am I emotionally cheating

1110
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: on talking to her? I think the fact that you're

1111
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,480
Speaker 1: talking to anybody else on the phone is emotionally cheating.

1112
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: Right now. You're emotionally cheating with all of us. Yeah,

1113
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: with me, you're talking to me or enough, Yeah, exactly,

1114
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: you're talking to another woman. You do have a great voice. Well,

1115
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: my husband's on the phone. Yeah, that's the same thing though.

1116
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: Alex and I am married, if you didn't know that,

1117
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: by the way, But whatever, flirt away. I'm pretty hot too.

1118
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:58,439
Speaker 1: If you're wondering, Oh, I am approdating. Approdating what's your

1119
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand And as always,

1120
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: we never like to break the bad news to you,

1121
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: so we just let the Kardashes do it for it.

1122
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: And I just want you guys know like how much

1123
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 1: we really appreciate you. Guys, Each and every one of

1124
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: you are spending time away from your families to be

1125
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: with our crazy family, and we're so crazy. We put

1126
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: our condiments on the bun first. Sometimes often it's not,

1127
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: and we'll see you later. It's a jewel show.