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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Knock.

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Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another jubil

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Me I'm moving five. Hello. This is Marissa.

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Speaker 1: Hi Marissa. My name is connor Pin. I'm with the

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Speaker 1: Human Resources department. How are you doing today? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? How are you not too bad? Thank you

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Speaker 1: for asking. The reason I'm calling you is that you

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Speaker 1: haven't responded to the company email that we sent out

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Speaker 1: last week regarding ride shares. Oh I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: think I saw that. Oh, sorry about that. That's all right.

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Speaker 1: It's our new ride share program and ten employees were

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Speaker 1: selected to try it out, and you are on the list,

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Speaker 1: and okay, trying to get you all set up to go.

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Speaker 1: So I guess we could talk about it on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now if you have a second. Sure. Well,

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Speaker 1: as you might know, our city requires a certain person

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Speaker 1: of our workers to carpool or van pool every day

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Speaker 1: to help produce traffic congestion. The city requires it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a requirement and We have a lot of people

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Speaker 1: that are already doing ride shares, but our idea was

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Speaker 1: to paris some employees up like yourself, with a certain

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Speaker 1: group of people who need rides and kind of kill

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Speaker 1: two birds with one stone. Do you need me to

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Speaker 1: drive people to work? Is that what this is? Yes,

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Speaker 1: there's a certain group of working women who need to

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Speaker 1: come into the city every morning. Then you just drive

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Speaker 1: them back home after they do their job when you're

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Speaker 1: on your way home. Do they work for our company? No,

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Speaker 1: they don't work with us. It's a group of prostitutes.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What Yes, it's a group of prostitutes. You

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Speaker 1: who had been about a park and ride, drive a

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Speaker 1: few of them in, drop them off, and then drive

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Speaker 1: them back to that same park and ride in the afternoon.

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Speaker 1: You're kidding, right, you're kidding? What is this? No? I'm

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Speaker 1: not joking at all. Is there a reason that you

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Speaker 1: think I'm joking because you just asked me to drive

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Speaker 1: hookers into work? Yes? You and I haven't met in person,

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Speaker 1: so I don't want to overset my bounds here, but

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Speaker 1: I feel like this is crazy. Some people might call

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Speaker 1: it crazy. We like to call it out of the

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Speaker 1: box thinking and Like I said, most of these women

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Speaker 1: work in the city during business hours, so it just

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Speaker 1: makes sense. Since you live kind of far out, you'll

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Speaker 1: make any sense at all. How does this even happen?

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Speaker 1: How do you even sign prostitutes who need rides? One

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Speaker 1: of the employees in the human resources department is very

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Speaker 1: familiar with the prostitution arena. It has a lot of

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Speaker 1: contacts in the field. Who's that, Well, that person is me.

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Speaker 1: But that's beside the point. If you think about how

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Speaker 1: much time you're going to save driving these prostitutes too

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Speaker 1: and from work, you could get so much more done

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Speaker 1: with your day. Probably none of this is in my

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Speaker 1: job description. I'm sorry this is you know. There is

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Speaker 1: another positive to this too. You will actually get cash

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Speaker 1: reimbursement for doing this. Oh my god, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to get paid by hookers to drive them places. I

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Speaker 1: never I never said that the hookers are going to

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Speaker 1: pay you. Well, then who's paying me? Well, the prostitutes

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Speaker 1: are going to be paying you. I just I hadn't

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Speaker 1: said that yet. But they will be paying you based

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Speaker 1: on what kind of a day they've had out in

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Speaker 1: the field. What's going on. Yeah, it's not as lucrative

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Speaker 1: as you might think sometimes. I mean, they have off

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Speaker 1: days two, but we will make sure that you are

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Speaker 1: compensated based on an average of the cash that they've

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Speaker 1: brought in that day. I can't even believe this is happening.

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Speaker 1: Did you forget the prostitution is illegal? That's a good

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Speaker 1: question as well, and we did some research. It's only

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Speaker 1: illegal if you're also giving their john a ride, So

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Speaker 1: it's a hard no if they ever ask you to

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Speaker 1: give you one of their customers a ride with them.

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Speaker 1: I'm not giving anyone a ride. You are not forcing

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Speaker 1: me to bring Hoopers in my car. Well, again, you

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Speaker 1: are one of the ten employees chosen to do this,

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Speaker 1: so you've got to give it a shot, at least

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Speaker 1: for just a trial run. See how you like it.

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Speaker 1: You never know, you could develop a bond with some

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Speaker 1: of these girls. I mean I know a few of

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Speaker 1: them myself, and we have a great time together. Your HR,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know who to report you too, because

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Speaker 1: I would report you to you, Yeah, you would, so

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Speaker 1: I guess there's really nothing you can do other than

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Speaker 1: just be happy about the new rideshare probe call girl

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Speaker 1: ride chairs? What are called it? I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to your direct supervisor. There's got to be somebody above you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you can. She also has a second job as a prostitute,

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Speaker 1: so she's not in the office right now, but I

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Speaker 1: will have her call you back. Oh my god. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you might know her. Her name is actually Anita and

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Speaker 1: she's a coworker of yours. What are you talking about, Anita, Well,

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Speaker 1: Anita is actually the one that set you up for

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Speaker 1: this prank phone call. Because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, and your co worker Anita

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god. She told me that

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Speaker 1: the company you work for has been putting pressure on

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Speaker 1: everybody to commute together, so she wanted to play a

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Speaker 1: joke on you. I know, I was surprised. I would

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Speaker 1: have thought you'd been more excited to give prostitutes a

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Speaker 1: ride on the way to work. I felt so bad.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of wanted to do it, but

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Speaker 1: I knew it was not a good idea. You might

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Speaker 1: want to think about it in the future. It's a

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Speaker 1: great way to get use the car pool lane every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: pooling on Reuben ninety two point five