WEBVTT - Whites Only Anal Probes (with Ashley Nicole Black) 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:05.800 Oh, I was watching a video today, this Australian comedy 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:08.240 Troupe at a video that went viral, and all the 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:10.840 comments are Americans being like, why aren't you wearing masks 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:15.600 and that big like because we don't have coronavirus any 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:20.840 because that's some old ship. Why are you still wearing masks? Yeah? 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:22.880 What's wrong with you? Now? If you don't, if you'll 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:25.560 excuse me, I'm gonna go be mean to my indigenous people. 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:34.839 It's like we've always meant to be chips in your 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:53.040 racist money stuff. You can't tell me. Yep, there it is. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:57.160 Boom boom, boom boom, there is, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome 0:00:57.240 --> 0:01:02.080 to another phenomenal, devastating episode of My Mama Told Me, 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:06.280 the podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:09.680 and black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:13.399 that will I Am goes by the name Bill Me 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:19.679 for short. That's right, Bill dot me, That's Bill. Do 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.720 you get it? Because William is if Bill is short 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:26.720 for William. Listen, all of these can't be winners. Sometimes 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:30.119 you write down stuff about famous black people where you go, well, 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:32.640 this week is gonna be a stinker. But you know what. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:35.319 I'll be back next week and I'll try it again. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:40.000 I'll figure it out. Eventually, I'll nail it. Listen, we're 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.360 excited to be here. And by where I just may 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.160 mean I'm here alone. But I'm not gonna be alone 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:48.960 forever because my guests today. Oh, she's amazing. She's a 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:52.520 I love her. She's hilarious. You guys know her from 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:54.600 so many cool things. You know her from a Black 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:58.120 Lady Sketch show, hilarious show on HBO. You know her 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.080 from writing on Ted Lasso. You know from writing on 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.240 the show that I Hold Dear in my Heart. They 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:06.600 allowed me to show up for a little while on it, 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:10.040 a show called Bless This Mess. She's hilarious. Please give 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:16.760 it up for my guests, Miss Ashley, Nicole Black, Everybody, 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:21.520 how are you? Man? Who knows? I don't know what 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:24.800 date is? I know as I'm still in my house. 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:28.080 Hell yeah, And and hey, you will be for the 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:34.960 foreseeable future. Huh how about that? I remember, I'm sure 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.600 you have fond memories of this as well, that there 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:39.560 was a point where we were all like, when this 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:43.239 pandemic first started, You're like, you'll probably be done by 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:48.560 like June, Oh, I remember two weeks we're working. They 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:50.360 were like, listen, we're gonna take a two week break 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:53.040 from work. I don't know what everyone's upset about. I 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:58.720 could use a two week maybe, sweet relief. Nothing could 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:01.960 go wrong with two weeks. It's like, nah, this is 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:05.560 gonna be our prison. Uh maybe forever? Yeah, this is 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:09.320 life now. Yeah, well, if it's gonna be life, I'm 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:12.639 so pleased that at least in a small moment of 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.919 our now much sadder lives, we get to unpack your 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:20.239 conspiracy theory because you came to us with I one 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.800 that I'm super excited about because we haven't done a 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.840 lot in this space. I'll be honest, it's sort of 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:29.640 an untouched territory for this podcast. But you said, and 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:31.680 I want to get this right. You said, my mama 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:42.480 told me only white people get abducted by aliens. Yes, 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:45.560 and I want to be clear, that's a fact. Okay, 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:49.800 there may be conspiracy around how that happens, but it 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:54.280 is a fact that only white people get abducted by aliens. True, 0:03:54.680 --> 0:04:02.160 devastating if true. Uh, okay, this is exciting only white people. 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:04.520 Tell me a little bit about where this fact for 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:06.920 you comes from the the we'll call it a fact 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.880 if that's how you're gonna premise this. But how where 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.040 does this pack come from for you? Where where did 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:16.320 you first come to believe this? Um? I have said. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.760 You know, you always see like those old clips of 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:21.040 like Maury or whatever, and it's the people who are 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:24.880 saying they got abducted by aliens. And you only ever 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.000 see white people saying that. You only ever see white 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:30.200 people talking about aliens. And then I thought about it, 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:33.279 and I'm like, well, if I was an alien, think 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:36.320 about it. If you were going to go somewhere you've 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:38.640 never gone before. You're gonna go to Italy or Spain 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:42.359 or somewhere you've never been. Okay, this is me or 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:45.880 this is the Okay. I wasn't sure. If you're like, 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:53.800 if you're an alien, you got to Italy spaghetti, I 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:56.080 was like, put yourself in the shoes of an alien. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:59.200 You're gonna go somewhere you've never been before. What would 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:02.360 you do? You would research that place and find out 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:05.080 what's the best restaurants, what's the best attractions, what's the 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:07.600 coolest thing to see. Now, if you're an alien, you're 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:12.680 researching Earth, all of the books, movies, podcasts, all the 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:16.839 things we've produced about ourselves. Says that white people are 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:25.320 the best and most normal to study humans other than Wow. Now, okay, now, 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:28.560 and we're starting hot, we're starting early. I love this. 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:31.320 So what you're suggesting to me, and I think this 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:34.520 is important is that because and maybe you're saying this 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:38.000 that because white people, in so many ways have led 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:42.400 the control over our media, over our history, over the 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:46.120 documentation of the what it means to be a human 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:51.280 being on this earth. Naturally, aliens in receiving information about 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:53.680 where they're traveling to, if they needed a guide book, 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:55.840 it would be from the white purview, it would be 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.440 from the white experience, and subsequently would then go and 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:02.760 be like, well, we gotta abdect a good old fashioned 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:09.040 white that's that's like, that's a chef's kiss example of 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:13.520 of America and really the world. Yes, I am saying 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:19.479 that they played themselves Century's log playing of themselves that 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:22.880 they have under God. So is it a conspiracy? Yes, 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:25.200 a lot of people got together to do a thing, 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:27.960 but they didn't know they were doing it in and 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:31.960 manifesting their own supremacy for so long they accidentally made 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:35.680 themselves the perfect targets for alien objections. Right, If I'm 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.640 an alien coming to an earth, I want the supreme being. 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:40.880 If I'm going to kidnap one, I don't want some 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:44.520 the second tier being. And y'all tricked a bunch of 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:47.719 people into believing that they are in fact supreme, that 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:50.760 that the white supremacists of the world are are selling 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:55.240 that to both us and outer space. Yeah, aliens yelped us. 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.839 White people had the best review. That's crazy that all 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.719 these five star reviews for white people are starting to 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:06.120 come back to them. I love this. You brought up 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:10.080 something that I think, uh holds certainly a dear spot 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:13.360 in my heart. You said, uh, Maury, the old Moriy 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:17.000 episodes where they would have like alien abductions. And I 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:20.000 don't even know if Moriy does this anymore. I don't 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:23.200 know if our listeners remember when Moriy wasn't just doing 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:26.080 pregnancy tests, but he used to be of he had 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:30.480 a diverse sort of platform of crazy people's. Previously, it 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:35.200 used to be harder to get on TV, I think 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:39.480 just in general, and so you have to really there 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.480 were like two shows that you could get on if 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:44.040 you weren't like an actor or someone who would be 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:46.560 on TV naturally, and so you had to really come 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.560 up with a story to get yourself on TV. Yes, 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.760 you know I was. I'm glad you said that because 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:56.600 I was watching an old Oprah clip around this subject, 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:59.880 right that Oprah was. You know, this was back before 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.760 Oprah was a white savior and was just a lady 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.640 like searching for ship to talk about on her show. 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:08.440 And she had like this one dude who was like 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:12.160 on the show claiming to have had been abducted multiple 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:15.400 times by aliens, and it was just her being like, now, 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:17.720 you know people are gonna say you're crazy, right He's 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:19.720 like yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I get it, Oprah, But 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:23.320 you gotta understand they touched me. They made love to me, 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:26.520 Like I okay, I guess it was in an episode 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:31.640 Oprah I love And now I feel like now Oprah 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.880 would be like, let me hold your heads, how can 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.920 we heal from the right, Let me kiss your sweet 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:42.200 white hands, and I'll help you be a better person 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:44.320 out in the world. And previously she was like, you 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.679 sound real stupid to me. But we'll see what the 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.920 fans think when this show every day, you know, they're 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.280 not all gonna be great. They they can't all be winners. 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:55.480 Sometimes you just write Bill dot me down and you go, hey, 0:08:56.480 --> 0:09:00.480 good enough, you know, I love that. At what point 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.400 in your life do you feel like this was a 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.520 discovery that you made. Was there ever a point where 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:09.439 you thought alien abductions were a possibility for you yourself 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:14.320 a black woman? No? No, certainly not. I think like 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:17.280 this is this is gonna get me in trouble on Twitter. 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:20.560 But this is my opinion. I asure you coming on 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:23.960 this podcast. We'll get you in Twitter. Let's just focus 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:27.360 on the important parts of this. All opinions should be 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:31.400 spoken loudly. Um. I have a lot of things to 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:33.880 worry about in my day to day life as a 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.400 black woman walking down the street. Is that person gonna 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:38.200 be racist me? Is that person gonna be sexist me? 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.560 Is that person gonna be sizest to me? Can I 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:43.120 trust that police officer? Something goes wrong with me? I 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:45.480 just don't have time during the day to get to 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:49.559 the worry of will a creature from another planet cut 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:52.480 down and do something to me? This planet is dangerous 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.559 enough for me. I feel like you have to be 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:58.760 pretty safe here for you to be like my fears 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:02.240 are located else, right, I don't need to worry about 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:07.080 invaders them. I'm worried about Caucasian Tim. H he is 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:10.200 in fact a a equal threat, if not a bigger one, 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:14.240 based on everything that you're you're positing these aliens might 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.520 do to me. Yeah. Oh, an alien might come and 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:23.360 like look at me, right. Oh, and alien might come 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:27.000 in uh and and poke at my skin. Oh no, 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:32.800 have sabotaging me at my job, like I have a 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:36.240 more pressing. Tim keeps telling me I can't wear my 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.120 hair the way I wear my hair, and uh, I 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:41.520 spent a lot of money on this, and also it 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.320 makes me feel worse. So what do I do with that? 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:47.360 That's a little worse than whatever the aliens can do? Yeah? 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:52.199 I love that. Okay, So you never once believed that 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:56.520 you personally could be abducted by aliens? Have you known 0:10:56.600 --> 0:11:01.160 anybody who's had an alien experience? No one in your 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:03.760 life ever has ever been like yo, I actually think 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:07.520 I saw something. No, I do know people who and 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:10.760 I feel like it's become more acceptable to talk about 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:13.320 because I never did my whole life in the past 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.000 couple of years. Now, I feel like people are like, 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:19.400 I think there's a ghost in my house, and I'm like, okay, okay, 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:23.080 no one ever said it, and it's like five years ago, 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.040 it was like, let's just all admit that we think 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:29.200 there's a ghost in our and are Here's Here's where 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.959 this gets fascinating. Are you one of those people that 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:35.240 it that has admitted that. Are you just somebody who 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:40.480 has been nearby when somebody else did. I'm the nearby person, 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:45.160 but I am willing to believe. I'm willing to believe 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:48.960 anyone that feels that they have experienced something what you 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:52.520 choose to name it. It's like a choice. So one 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:54.679 person might be like I saw a ghost, and one 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:56.880 person might be like I saw alien, and then one 0:11:56.880 --> 0:12:03.440 person who's been the therapy might be like, I have fears. Yeah, 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:07.320 I have these looming experiences of my dad being named 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:09.960 to me, and it's it's taken shape in the form 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.560 of like, ah, I guess a humanoid thing, but it 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:16.800 ain't alien or spirit. It's just it's just mean daddy 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:22.200 standing at the end of my bed hunting me. I 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:25.920 think that's fair. I do think it's a careful dance 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.320 that we have to do, and it's not even just 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:30.800 some PC ship but I do think it's a an 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:34.320 actual careful dance of being able to recognize that that 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:37.880 part of what people are experiencing, if it feels real 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:41.800 to them, has a level of validity to it. It 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:43.679 doesn't mean it has a truth to it, but it 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.000 certainly has some validity, if you know what I mean. 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.720 I'm saying, Yeah, they're dealing with something like I remember 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:52.400 one time. This is like not comparable, but it's kind 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.520 of the same thing. I was having a hard time 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.800 at work and I was like, everyone at work hates me. 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.560 They're all trying to sabotage me. Everyone is to get me. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:04.880 And my girlfriend was like, you're feeling anxiety, Like that's 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.480 got a real thing. That's a hundred people at a 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:11.240 workplace did not have a meeting and that gets together. No, 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:14.200 even the people at Ellen. There were some people that 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:15.640 were like, I don't know if the bitch is cool. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:20.640 I'm chilling talk to Ellen. She's hill. It's fine, Like 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:23.560 everybody can't hate you at a single place. It's just 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.560 not possible that, Like you're to your point. That's anxiety 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:32.280 that makes us believe in extremely fictional things, and sometimes 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:36.880 those fictional things manifest themselves into like an actual body, 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:41.480 into an actual form that that feels even more scary, 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.559 if that makes sense, yeah, Like, well, or maybe it's 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:48.439 less scary, Like it might be less scary. The idea 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.439 that a being that is you don't know what it 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:55.360 is and you're not related to it, and um, it's 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:59.120 a stranger to you wishes you harm than to admit 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.680 that this person in your life, if it's your dad 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.200 or your abusive husband or whatever, wishes you harm. Like 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:09.480 that's actually harder to deal with for some people. I'm 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:13.760 sure that's interesting. I never considered that. I've never and 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.840 to be honest, it makes perfect sense. I never considered 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:21.240 the possibility that for someone who believes in aliens, that 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:26.680 that uh, that body could be less scary then or 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:30.040 less hurtful than. You know, the idea of like somebody 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:34.040 close to you being judgmental of you or malicious towards you, 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:36.640 or whatever it is. That's what I think Q and 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:39.800 on is like as weird and crazy as Q and 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:43.840 on is. They are convinced that like Tom Hanks and 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:47.280 a whole bunch of Hollywood celebrities are like stealing children 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:49.800 and molesting them and drinking their blood and Trump is 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.600 the only one who can save these kids, and that's insane. 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.960 But in real life, children are getting molested every day 0:14:56.000 --> 0:15:00.880 by dad's and priests and soccer coaches, and it must 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:03.640 be nice too. Instead of having that anxiety about like, 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.240 oh my god, my kid could get hurt by someone 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:07.920 in my family who I care about, it's like, no, 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:13.480 it's those bad people over there who I'll never meet. 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.960 As long as I keep my fucking kid away from Philadelphia, 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:21.440 he'll be fine. If Forrest Gump comes anywhere near my 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:23.960 fucking baby, then he'll get raped. But as long as 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.680 I even away from there, he'll be He'll be a 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:30.200 strong avoid Tom Cakes. Yeah, Tom Hanks is a lot 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:33.400 easier to get away from then, uh than the person 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:40.400 who you go to every day for spiritual advice. God damn, 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.760 that's devastating. I do to that point. I do think 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:48.880 that so much of what um conspiracy theorists are buying 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:54.400 into myself included, sometimes is adding rational to what is 0:15:54.520 --> 0:16:01.280 otherwise completely irrational shit. Right, that the world is so 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:06.160 hard to compress into a consumable like meal, it's just 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:09.080 it's it's almost impossible to make a meal out of 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.880 everything that's happening in the world, and it's easier to 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:15.240 just be like, oh, that's some crazy way above us 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:18.480 that we couldn't even possibly make sense of, instead of 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:22.200 being like, it's actually pretty clear and simple right in 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:25.920 front of us. Yeah. Also in that same vein like 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:29.640 if your own behavior is confusing to you, like a 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:31.960 lot of people who say they were abducted by aliens, 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:35.280 experience lost time. I have experienced lost time because I 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:38.080 drank too much. That was a bad choice. And instead 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:40.600 of being like, I didn't make a bad choice, someone 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:46.520 came and took me right right, nobody doesn't. You didn't. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:50.200 You didn't lose time. You blacked out in your truck 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:53.800 and then woke up an hour later. And yes, you're 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.480 in a different location, because sometimes when we black out, 0:16:56.640 --> 0:17:02.120 we keep drying, keep moving that And in fact, you 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:05.240 should be celebrating the fact that you managed to blackout 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:08.280 and not die from that experience instead of sitting around 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:11.639 being like aliens, Oh no, they took my body. What 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:15.680 am I gonna do? I love that. That's this You're 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:19.800 you're speaking a lot of important truths out in the 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:23.480 in in this thing. So no, you don't believe black 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:27.720 people have ever been abducted. You don't believe anybody outside 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:30.800 of white community is do they mess with Asians at all? 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:34.000 Do they ever teple in some in the Mexican or 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:36.639 two like what are you doing? You said that I 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.240 pictured an alien abducted like a light skinned Latina, and 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:41.199 then things like oh my god, I'm so sorry man, 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.320 I'm gonna put you right back in your back. Mama Sita, 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:52.359 I'm so sorry. This was never plan. We thought you 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:55.719 were of the Caucus region. We had no idea you were. 0:17:56.080 --> 0:18:01.080 You were Latin. Next, please get off our ship. So no, 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:03.800 you don't think they dabble at all. That they strictly 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:08.680 stick to the pure white meat. Although maybe as our 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:13.359 media eventually becomes less racist that they're consuming, maybe the 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:16.560 aliens will become less racist as well. But I expect 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:18.960 the light skills to get abducted first, So I think 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:22.600 I'm gonna be safe. Uh, that's a big issue for me. 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:25.680 I don't I don't know if you've noticed, but that's 0:18:25.680 --> 0:18:30.880 sort of my signature move. Um. I do. I think 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:33.639 it's interesting the framing of what you just said as 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:36.200 our media sort of becomes less racist, because I do 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:39.480 think that that if we're following your train, right of like, 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:43.600 white people have shaped our presentation of what the world is, 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:46.760 which has been like largely white. And therefore it comes 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:50.439 to reason that when aliens come to this earth, they 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:54.000 would take white people. And so it makes me wonder 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:59.720 if there is even like a want on the parts 0:18:59.760 --> 0:19:03.800 of the aliens to explore outside of the white space 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:06.639 yet or if they still have work to do in 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:10.800 in learning about white people. Right, alien abductions have existed 0:19:11.400 --> 0:19:15.359 for long a long time. Are they done working on 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:17.800 white people and they're trying to advance to different groups? 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:21.080 Are they still like figuring out what white toes do? 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:24.879 That's you know, so fascinating that they you know, you 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:27.520 give what I'm saying. Yeah, I wonder if it'll be 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:29.720 like anything else, Like once they have duct their first 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:33.320 black person is over for us, Like we were sucking 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:37.160 up this whole time. These ones are way more interesting 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:41.200 and fun. Ye yeah, they're like look at them now, 0:19:41.480 --> 0:19:43.520 look it all is this is cool? You see all 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:46.520 this meat on our back. We gotta study that. That's different. 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:51.800 Still cook for us all these flat whites this whole time, 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:55.360 and we need some of these stick hums. I like this, Yeah, 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.840 it is. I mean, this is so trash, but a 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:00.720 lot of the story of alien in abduction is like 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:03.440 aliens being interested in their butts, and maybe some people 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:06.720 just want to feel like their butts are interesting and hey, 0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:10.360 hold on, they get you. I think you're you're you're 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:14.119 bringing up something really important here, because I do wonder 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:17.359 there is to your point, there's so much in the 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:24.400 alien abduction space that really is sexual that like quite 0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:26.960 a few of the alien abduction certainly that I've read 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:30.200 about and seen are rooted in a a version of 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:34.720 sexual interactions or sexual sort of experiences, and it it 0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:36.879 kind of makes you wonder if how much of this 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:39.879 is just a dude in a small town who wanted 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:43.879 to try anal but wasn't ready to admit that, and like, 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:46.159 you want somebody in your butt, but you don't know 0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:48.200 how to tell people that, so you go and alien 0:20:48.280 --> 0:20:51.920 touched it and uh yeah, I'm still figuring it out, 0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:58.359 and uh, everyone cool, but that somebody that would be cool? Okay, 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:02.600 what if it was Todd and alien visited me three 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:05.240 times this week? What am I gonna do? Oh lord, 0:21:07.840 --> 0:21:10.080 It's like, no, man, You're just like ass play. Just 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:13.080 be into ass play. If that's what you're into. That's 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:16.920 the thing. The more like humans oppressed, like certain behaviors 0:21:16.960 --> 0:21:19.159 and stuff like that, the more weird stuff humans have 0:21:19.280 --> 0:21:23.200 to come up with, right, Like every single cult is 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:25.440 a dude being. Like God spoke to me and his 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:28.920 message was that I should fuck a bunch of teenagers. 0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:31.880 And it's like, I don't God isn't not to say 0:21:31.960 --> 0:21:35.359 that the Lord already think that. I've talked to the 0:21:35.440 --> 0:21:37.399 Lord and he keeps saying, put your mouth on it. 0:21:37.520 --> 0:21:40.680 I don't know. I don't know what his plan is. 0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:43.640 I just know he's talking to me and I need 0:21:43.720 --> 0:21:46.480 you to follow through on his wishes. It's like, man, 0:21:46.600 --> 0:21:49.680 that's what the Internet is for. You can always find somebody, 0:21:50.280 --> 0:21:53.680 and that that truly is maybe at the core of 0:21:53.800 --> 0:21:57.160 everything that you're suggesting is is if in fact, all 0:21:57.240 --> 0:22:01.880 of this is just repressed people finding excuses for their 0:22:01.960 --> 0:22:07.520 experiences through alien stories and ship It's like, just find 0:22:07.560 --> 0:22:09.840 your group, man, just go on the Internet and find 0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:12.600 your community, and you don't have to make up an 0:22:12.600 --> 0:22:15.840 alien story. You can just be happy. Yeah, you can 0:22:15.960 --> 0:22:19.159 just go to comic con and do all kind of 0:22:19.200 --> 0:22:21.480 freaky stuff. I'm sure I've never been, but That's what 0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:28.720 I imagine Comic Con is just nice people who found 0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:31.040 their group and playing each other's But I get it. 0:22:31.920 --> 0:22:35.359 I love that. Okay, last question before we go to break, 0:22:35.400 --> 0:22:37.240 and I think this is an important one just for 0:22:37.359 --> 0:22:38.840 us to be able to like make sure, and it 0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:41.359 feels like it should have been an earlier question, but 0:22:41.480 --> 0:22:45.200 I think just to to fully be clear, do you 0:22:45.440 --> 0:22:52.040 believe in aliens? I do, and I do not. If 0:22:52.840 --> 0:22:56.080 there were aliens, this is what I think they would 0:22:56.080 --> 0:23:00.920 be doing. If there are not aliens, then there's a 0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:05.280 whole other set of questions of why people are fantasizing 0:23:05.480 --> 0:23:09.720 their fears onto this fake thing that doesn't exist, right, 0:23:10.840 --> 0:23:14.840 which maybe I do feel like white people would tell 0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:18.440 us years of these elaborate stories of how scary aliens 0:23:18.440 --> 0:23:20.840 are so that they can go to Mars and we 0:23:20.920 --> 0:23:23.920 don't go with them, you know, is trying to get 0:23:23.960 --> 0:23:26.200 to Mars. I feel like they're gonna go to Mars 0:23:26.960 --> 0:23:31.000 and start an NBA that they can win. They have 0:23:31.240 --> 0:23:34.040 destroyed this planet and they are gonna leave us here. 0:23:34.320 --> 0:23:36.280 They We're like, no, no, no, space is very scary 0:23:37.119 --> 0:23:38.600 your butt, And then they're gonna all going to be 0:23:38.680 --> 0:23:41.440 God and we're going to be left on this planet 0:23:41.800 --> 0:23:44.720 and it will be very hot here, right. So, so 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:47.359 to your point, you think that there's a there's an 0:23:47.440 --> 0:23:50.240 element of the alien story that could just be trickery. 0:23:50.720 --> 0:23:53.520 This could just be a long con to make us 0:23:54.200 --> 0:23:57.800 terrified of outer space and allow them to escape quietly 0:23:58.480 --> 0:24:01.920 from the planet while we burn, while we drown and 0:24:02.040 --> 0:24:06.160