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Speaker 1: Boom boom, boom boom, there is, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal, devastating episode of My Mama Told Me,

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Speaker 1: the podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets

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Speaker 1: for short. That's right, Bill dot me, That's Bill. Do

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Speaker 1: you write down stuff about famous black people where you go, well,

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Speaker 1: this week is gonna be a stinker. But you know what.

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Speaker 1: told me only white people get abducted by aliens. Yes,

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Speaker 1: there may be conspiracy around how that happens, but it

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Speaker 1: what you look like and what you're supposed to be.

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00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: And the studies like, no, I'm gonna be the most

427
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: handsome man in the world. This wig will I'll prove

428
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: to people that this is the best. And it's like

429
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 1: nobody's gonna like the wig, Donny, it's not happening. Joe

430
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 1: Biden got hair plugs. Yeah, that's the man I can trust. Yeah,

431
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 1: he really leaned into being like, uh, barely their hair.

432
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: I love that. It's like you can't even tell Joe

433
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 1: Biden has hair sometimes because he just it's all silver

434
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: and it's it's just pulled back it. Yeah, you figured

435
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: it out. Knows how to wear a suit, that's all. Hell. Yeah,

436
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 1: I got some new teeth. He looks great. We love you.

437
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: We love you Joe until you fuck something up, but

438
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: we love you for now. All right, we're gonna take

439
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 1: a break. We'll be back with more Ashley, Nicole Black

440
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: and more. My mama told me, and we are that

441
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: we're not gonna let Joe Biden and Kamala Harris cut

442
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: America's meet. That's that on that, that's that on that. Yeah,

443
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: we're back here more. Actually, Nicole Black more, and my

444
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: mama told me, we're still talking about the possibility that

445
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: aliens do in fact, it exists, and if they do exist,

446
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: they only funk with you, the white devil at home.

447
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: And we're really trying to figure out why that is

448
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: beyond the fact that they're sort of like fascinated with

449
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: white media or sort of like taken with the presentations

450
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: of white media. Do you think that there's something especially

451
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: interesting for them about white people? Do you know what

452
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, what do you think what do you

453
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: think white people sold them on about their identities or

454
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: bodies that really makes the white or the aliens go,

455
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta poke at that. Well, I think

456
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: white people have sold themselves as the norm, like the

457
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: standard experience. So if you were going to study a

458
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: group of dogs, you wouldn't pick like, oh, like the weirdest,

459
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 1: the smallest dog, and the biggest dog. You would pick

460
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: the most normal one, and like, gonna learn about dogs

461
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 1: starting here, And they've they've sold themselves that way. If

462
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: I truly want to learn about about dogs, I don't

463
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: start with a pug. I start with a Golden Retriever,

464
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: a standard issue dog. All right, I like that. Let's

465
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: get into some of this research, because I do think

466
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: that there's a fair amount of what you you've already

467
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: theorized that I'll just I'll just start talking. Feel free

468
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: to jump in at any point to tell me shut

469
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: the funk up you don't agree, call me an idiot.

470
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see all of this play out. So

471
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: to your point, most reported alien abductions come from the

472
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: United States. Statistically, that is in fact true, And I

473
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: do think it's especially interesting giving your theory on the

474
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: idea that white people are sort of framing the conversation,

475
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: because what country is better at sort of framing white

476
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: people at the forefront then the United States, especially given

477
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: the fact that we are such a diverse country that

478
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: still tells mostly white history. Also we tell the most stories, right,

479
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: like America makes most of the media. So it would

480
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: be like, oh, now that like Nollywood is getting big,

481
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: aliens will start going to Nigeria now right, Yeah, They've

482
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: been watching all these Notywood movies and they're like, hey,

483
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: we gotta hey, look, we saw what regular iron man is.

484
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 1: Now we gotta see what Nigerian iron man is. Like,

485
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: we gotta figure that one out. I love that, Okay.

486
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: So with that, this is where it gets interesting is

487
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: that the first official uh and this sort of challenges

488
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: your your claim and I hate to do this, but

489
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: the first official claims of alien abductions actually came from

490
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: people of color that that the original like and these

491
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: weren't the original alien abductions, but certainly the ones that

492
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: caught like international attention. The first one actually came from

493
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: this dude who was a Brazilian farmer named Antonio Vias Boas.

494
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: That was Antonio Boas, was this dude out in Brazil

495
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: who claimed that while he was farming at night, and

496
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: he was farming at night because it was super hot

497
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: during the day, at these tiny little aliens, these five

498
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: foot little aliens with tiny blue eyes, flew over the

499
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: top of him, knocked him out, took him onto their

500
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: spacecraft and probed him. And then he says that this

501
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: beautiful red haired alien, something that has now been sort

502
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: of like branded as a plead in uh these this

503
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: sort of beautiful humanoid woman with blue eyes, made him

504
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: have sex with her in order to create a human

505
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: alien hybrid child, and then threw him off the ship.

506
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: Not threw him, but took him off the ship and

507
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: left him to tell his story later. I mean, in

508
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: a hundred percent, sounds like Antonio cheated on his wife, right.

509
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: I had to think fast, Uh, you cheated on your

510
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: wife with a red haired prostitute. And there was a tiny,

511
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: little blue eyed pimp who was with her. It was like, hey, dog,

512
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: I'll let you fun this lady. And he was like,

513
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: all right, man, come on, dog, please, your wife finds

514
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: a red hair on your sweater. My favorite part of

515
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: the whole story is Antonio made a point of expressing

516
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: how red her pubes were, that it wasn't just her

517
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: red hair that he also was like the pubic hair red.

518
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: It's like, all right, Antonio, you're a little obsessed with

519
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: this alien in a way that that does sound more

520
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: sexual than uh, than like kidnapping. Also, just wonder from

521
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: an evolutionary standpoint, what use aliens have for pubes? That is, oh,

522
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: in very important question here, why do these aliens have pups?

523
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: Was it for our own comfort? Because in theory, I

524
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: think the suggestion is that these plea adiencies, these women uh,

525
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,239
Speaker 1: these aliens that take women form are meant to like, uh,

526
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: look like something we would get horny for, and subsequently

527
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,959
Speaker 1: then we can come inside of them and give them

528
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: little alien babies. But like the pups, ain't the part

529
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: that everybody's getting horny for personal taste? Maybe they saw

530
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: his dreams. He was like, listen, I like a I

531
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: like a fiery red bush. If there's not there, Old

532
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: Antonio just can't get in the mood. I'll just stay

533
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: on the farm. And that, oh Antonio, you rascal. Okay. Now,

534
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: this is the the second known case and the second

535
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: sort of biggest international case of a alien abduction actually

536
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: involves a black man and his white wife. I don't

537
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: know if you've ever heard of Betty and Barney Hill,

538
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: who were an interracial couple in ninety one who basically

539
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: claimed to have been abducted in New Hampshire while they

540
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: were driving back from a trip to Niagara Falls, these

541
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,719
Speaker 1: like lights come over their car. They get abducted, uh,

542
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: and they claim that like they, like you said before,

543
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: time lapse, right, like they go blank for two hours.

544
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: They get up in the spaceship. Now, Barney and Betty

545
00:32:55,680 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: have somewhat different stories in this experience. Betty claimed that

546
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: she got in the ship and she was pretty much

547
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: cracking jokes with the aliens and like they even like

548
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: at one point offered her a book that she could

549
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: take back. But then the other alien, like one of

550
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,959
Speaker 1: the they call them grays. They're they're often described as

551
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: these tall, gray, big eyed aliens that kind of set

552
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: the standard for what we now know to be the

553
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: you know, traditional aliens and media. Right, Um, these Grays

554
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: were like hanging out with her and like poking at her,

555
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: and they even gave her a pregnancy test where they

556
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: poked something in her belly and she said it her

557
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: what they were nice about it and all this ship

558
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: and they offered her a book, but then the big

559
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: boss Gray was like, no, take the fucking book back.

560
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: She can't have the book. And then they sent her

561
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: a longer way. Whereas Barney is much more like I

562
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: don't know, dog. They were just kind of like cold

563
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: with me and like very very off putting and not

564
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: necessarily as like warm and cuddly as my wife describes it.

565
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: But they both basically claimed to have seen the same thing,

566
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: wake up thirty five miles down the road back at

567
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: their farm with these memories that they then have to

568
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 1: unpack in therapy and hypno therapy years later. Your thoughts, um,

569
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: I mean, as soon as you said they're like driving

570
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: and then lights went off, I was like, did they

571
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: get taken by the police. Then the police were nicer

572
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: to her. It doesn't feel wrong. It listened the part

573
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: where she was like, yeah, they were really cool to me,

574
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: and he was like, I don't know, I didn't really

575
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: like their vibe. Felt like here we go again that before. Yeah,

576
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: like I don't there's no reason that they were so

577
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: nice to Betty and not nice to Barney. I've seen

578
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: pictures of them. It's not like Betty was hot. There's

579
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: nothing about her that like you needed to be like

580
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: careful with other than maybe they just felt like being

581
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 1: nice to a white lady. Well, and they they were like,

582
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 1: we know this one's important. Right. I also feel like

583
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: the first two coming from people of color does not

584
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: negate my theory because white people stay appropriating. First I'm

585
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: now I'm liking what you're saying right here. Now you've

586
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: piqued my interest in a way, because this is very exciting,

587
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: because I do think that some of what we might

588
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: be seeing, if in fact these alien abductions are real,

589
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: is not that black people aren't in fact being abducted

590
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 1: or brown people aren't being abducted, but that white people

591
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: shifted the focus. They were like, oh, this thing that

592
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: started happening much more frequently in the fifties and sixties,

593
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: now we're gonna make it about our experiences and so

594
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,959
Speaker 1: all you know, it's the same way that like, black

595
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 1: people report kidnappings all the time and white media doesn't

596
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: treat it with any sort of legitimacy or care. They

597
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 1: might do the exact same thing with alien abductions. That's

598
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: at some poor black persons out here, like somebody please worry,

599
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: anybody please, this is a fifth time they got me

600
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: this week and talk to me. Well, somebody please come

601
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 1: help me and my family. So one of the things

602
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 1: that I ended up bumping into as I was going

603
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: through this research was this Guardian article that sort of

604
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: talked about exactly that that like the white the black

605
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: people rather and brown people who get pushed out of

606
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: the alien conversation. So there's this article that basically unpacks

607
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: the experience of this black Dominican dude who like moved

608
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: from the Dominican Republic, moved to uh, the United States,

609
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: and basically was obsessed with aliens his whole life, despite

610
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 1: coming from a super religious family where he wasn't supposed

611
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: to be talking about aliens and learning about this ship.

612
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: This motherfucker loved aliens. He's obsessed. But he moves to

613
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: America and ends up finding out about this organization. Now,

614
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 1: I want to get the organization's name right. It's called

615
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: the Mutual UFO Network. Moufon is what they go by, right,

616
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: And so he decides to join moufon, which is basically

617
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: this nonprofit for citizens to form community around alien activity

618
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: and encounters. And despite being this super advocate for aliens

619
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: and alien experiences, he loves them to death. He joins

620
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: this organization and immediately all this news starts coming out

621
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: about racist ship and sort of like discriminatory ship that

622
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: MOUFON is doing against people of color and non you know,

623
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: minority communities. So this move on, these are people who

624
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: they're They like aliens, They're interested in the idea of

625
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 1: aliens exactly. Do you know how racist you have to

626
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: be to be like aliens? Yes, I would like to

627
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: hang out with them. Interested in them Black people? Oh no, no, no,

628
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: I'm funk with y'all. I'm excited to find out as

629
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: much as I can about you. You obviously are real

630
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: things that I'm committed to learn about Black people. Not

631
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: a fan. Don't care for him. Just leave, just makes

632
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: my skin crawl, not for me, Just stay out of

633
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 1: my space. You know, alien's come on, doubt Black people

634
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: don't cross the streets. Aliens get in my butt. Black

635
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,280
Speaker 1: people stay off my lawn. This is all I'm saying.

636
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: So one of the things that that Moufon got in

637
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,919
Speaker 1: trouble for was in two thousand eighteen. So this dude,

638
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: this black Dominican dude, he joins the organization around twenty sixteen,

639
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: I believe in ten Newsweek reports on this wave of

640
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 1: resignations across Moufon. After John Ventor Ventre, I I don't

641
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,760
Speaker 1: know how to say his name, but the state director

642
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: for the organization's Pennsylvania chapter, which is one of the

643
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 1: largest chapters in the country, posted on his personal Facebook

644
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: that white men in America were being attacked by a

645
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: legal affirmative action and interracial couples in every show and

646
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: commercial that basically he felt like this was an attack

647
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 1: or white men, and he goes on later to apologize

648
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: when everybody starts tripping about it, but he says, I

649
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: don't hate anybody. I apologize for what I said, but

650
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like, because I'm a sixty year old white man,

651
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm getting totally unfairly attacked. I just can't wait. So

652
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 1: did they kick him out? Basically, yeah, they pushed him

653
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 1: out of the organization. They were like a dog. This

654
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 1: can't be reflective of of what Moufon believes. The reputation

655
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 1: is now on the line. Hey man, you're really making

656
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: us look bad as people who stare at the sky

657
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: all night. We're not loving what you're putting out there.

658
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 1: I love that. I just can't. I mean, it makes

659
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: perfect sense for someone who is racist to be like,

660
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't possibly get to know my neighbor. That interracial

661
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: couple on that commercial is so foreign to me that

662
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: I couldn't possibly try to figure out what their deal is,

663
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: but aliens from the sky like to devote my life right.

664
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: That that was the part that really bumped me, was like,

665
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm cool with you having issues. I'm not cool with it,

666
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: but I can make peace with you having issues with

667
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: affirmative action politically, maybe you can find some sort of

668
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: illogical evil argument and whatever that is. But uh, for

669
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: you to be like all these interracial couples. Meanwhile, you

670
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 1: run an organization where people are regularly coming in and

671
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: saying they were probed in order to make inner species

672
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 1: mixes of babies is fucking nuts. Like that doesn't bug you.

673
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: You should be campaigning against that. Aliens are are impregnating

674
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: your women, and you're still like, I don't all these

675
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 1: fucking niggers and their black little mixed babies. It's just

676
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 1: not for me. Well, and also, like, so you have

677
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: as a racist white person, you have to lack curiosity

678
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: in my opinion, because if you were curious and you

679
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: actually talked to any people of color, you would see

680
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: that like, some of them are dope, some of them suck.

681
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 1: Just like every other group of people, you have to

682
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: have enough curiosity to find that out for yourself instead

683
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: of just believing the images that you get from whatever

684
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: media you're consuming. But every piece of media you are

685
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: consuming is telling you that aliens are not real, and

686
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: you are capable of looking past all of that. But

687
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: you see one report on Fox new it's not affirmative action.

688
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: You're like, it makes sense any further. Yeah, it truly

689
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 1: does speak to not only the way that white people

690
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: choose to limit their imaginations when it comes to our humanity,

691
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: but I think it also speaks and this flips it right.

692
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: It speaks to the way that white people have intentionally

693
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 1: limited black people's imaginations and people of colors imaginations that like,

694
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: you won't allow us to even enter into these spaces

695
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: and just dream of stars and space and spacecrafts because

696
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 1: you keep interrupting it with being like, I don't want

697
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: y'all getting into schools that you ain't supposed to be

698
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: getting into. It's like, bro, I came here to talk

699
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: about aliens. I didn't even want to think about this ship,

700
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 1: but you, the chapter leader, are like interrupting it with

701
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: your own garbage. And honestly, like, when you put it

702
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: that way, how nice would it be as a black

703
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: person to take a break and be like, let's just

704
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 1: talk about space. Yeah. I would love to just be

705
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: in an alien group and not not based on race

706
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: or community. I don't even need it to be a

707
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: black alien group. I truly would love to just sit

708
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: around with a bunch of weirdos and talk about what

709
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: happened to our butts and and unpack that and maybe

710
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: we find out we have daddy problems or maybe there

711
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 1: truly are aliens out there, and that's a beautiful growth

712
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: either way for that community to imagine and to decompressed

713
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: from whatever is in our ship. I really love the

714
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: idea that for you, working out your daddy issues or

715
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: discovering that aliens are real would both be incredible. Gross

716
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: hey listen, and we we'd have healing either way. I

717
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know which one I need, but

718
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: I know for sure healing needs to happen, so hell yeah,

719
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 1: let's do that. I love it. Either way, it's a

720
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 1: new vision of authority. Yea. Yeah. Here's Here's something that

721
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: I think you might find even more fascinating is that

722
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: I read a piece of this essay called of Alien

723
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: Abductions Pocket University Universes and slave narratives, which basically suggests

724
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: uh that a that as a method of surviving the

725
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: evil associations made by white people like Thomas Jefferson in

726
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: equating black bodies to living machines, a type of imaginative

727
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 1: subversion was born that like, black people started to use

728
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: their imagination when they were made into machines by their

729
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: white slave owners, right that, like if somebody comes by

730
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 1: and goes, you're a human machine, you then, as a

731
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: method of survival, go, well, if I'm a machine, what

732
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: are my parts? Like? Where what tinkering around in there?

733
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: There must be a corkscrew and a blah blah blah.

734
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Um, And I think that

735
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: there's something really interesting in in uh in not only

736
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: the the accidental limitation of our imaginations, but maybe an

737
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 1: intentional limiting of our imaginations to keep us beyond our

738
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: from moving beyond our circumstances. That in that way that

739
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: they're recognizing that this is a survival method to be like, oh,

740
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: if I'm a machine, then I can be an android.

741
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,720
Speaker 1: They're going like, well, if they start to truly believe

742
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: in aliens, they'll start to know that they aren't the

743
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: worst person on this planet that like, or that the

744
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 1: rankings that we've created are in fact bullshit in the

745
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:16,240
Speaker 1: first place. Yeah, if and also like, if there's somewhere

746
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: else to go, Like, I think part of that limiting

747
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 1: is like, you're gonna stay here on this plantation, doing

748
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: this work. You are never going to leave here. This

749
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: is the only thing that life could be, So don't

750
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: even dream about anything other than this happening. And if

751
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: someone in that situation thinks that aliens are real, that

752
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: means there's not only just so much more state and country,

753
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 1: there's more universe that you could go to where circumstances

754
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,799
Speaker 1: might be different, exactly. I think at I think at

755
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: its core, the advantages of whiteness right have to be

756
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: lost if we've in fact find out there's a superior

757
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: being living out in the universe. If you can make

758
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: it to Earth, you're better than white people. White people can't.

759
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: We've barely left Earth. So like, if white people are

760
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: in fact the best that Earth can offer, which I

761
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: don't believe but they do. If you are in fact

762
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: the best that Earth can offer, and then there's this

763
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: species that can make it here, then you aren't the

764
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: best in the universe, which means that we don't need

765
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: to keep being submissive to whatever you're you're biological, whatever

766
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: cooking is that that made you so much better than us.

767
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: We should be serving those aliens if nothing else well,

768
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: or like maybe the aliens would just be like, oh,

769
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: these ones are cool, We're taking these and then we

770
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 1: would just like go hang out. Like I really think

771
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: a lot of the like over narrativizing of like black

772
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: people being worse is because the second they met black people,

773
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 1: they were like, oh my god, they are gorgeous and strong,

774
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: Like quick, wait, tell them they're bad. Are we going

775
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: to this motherfucker's making jazz? We don't even know how

776
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: to do that. Go out, make it stop. I love that,

777
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: I do think, and it got me thinking about even

778
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 1: like traditions that aren't alien in this space that at

779
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: the end of the day, if like part of it

780
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: is this is why they keep Jesus and Santa white, right,

781
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: it's it's a maintenance of the status quo. We it

782
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: satiates whatever that need is to keep them elevated above

783
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,760
Speaker 1: us in their own minds, is by having a white

784
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: savior and a white man who can travel across the

785
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: world and give out gifts instead of it being you know,

786
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: a nigga with a bag and and doing his job. Well,

787
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: here's the thing, do you remember, um. I think it

788
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: was the last Winter Olympics. There was a black woman

789
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: who for like some technical reason, she couldn't compete in

790
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: the sport that she normally competes in, so she did

791
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: speed skating instead, and in the course of a few

792
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: much she learned how to speed skate she had never

793
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: done it before. Went to the Olympics and metal because

794
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: because that's the kind of ship that we do. I

795
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: think you have to say this game is not for you,

796
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: because we know if you ever play it, you're that

797
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: you might win. So these games are not for you.

798
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: These are winter sports that space that's not for you. Yeah,

799
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: and to that point, And I think this is important

800
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: for our white listeners to hear because I don't want

801
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: to get caught in some trap where they go like

802
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: they're suggesting black people would be better at this, at

803
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: every single sport. Like I don't give a funk about

804
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 1: having that conversation. But what I will say is that

805
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: we could thrive in every space that you can thrive

806
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 1: in if we were given a fair shot to thrive

807
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 1: in those spaces, And unfortunately, you've created a system where

808
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: I don't get to learn to play polo to find

809
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: out if I'm in fact the greatest polo player of

810
00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 1: all fucking time. Yeah, what if I was meant to

811
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: be a huge TikTok star? Don't never just give me

812
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: the shot and then you know if I suck at it,

813
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 1: which I probably will. I've got stubby little arms. These

814
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: motherfucker's ain't good for polo, I have to imagine. But

815
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: let me try and let me figure that shoot out. Well,

816
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: the thing that's so crazy too is we're like, what

817
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: twelve percent of the population in the US, all things

818
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: being equal, every profession would have black people, right, so

819
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: you would. That's not the most act, not that much.

820
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: Pretty small percent. That's what you're afraid of. You're afraid

821
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:44,959
Speaker 1: of thirteen percent of CEO is being right. That means

822
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: that at every like office birthday party, there's one dude

823
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 1: named Tyreek, and and that's all we're asking for. And

824
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: y'all are so uncomfortable with the premise of Tyreek being

825
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: there that you in fact just create systems where you

826
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: don't allow anyone to be in that space. And that's

827
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. All right, We're gonna take more, more break.

828
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: We'll be back more Ashley, Nicole, Black and more, my

829
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: mama told me. And we are that. Yeah, we're back

830
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: here with more Ashley, Nicole and Black more. And my

831
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: mama told me. We're still talking about aliens and the

832
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: possibility that the alien abductions are in fact just a

833
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 1: way of limiting the scope of black people and our

834
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: potential that this is all sinister and the white devil

835
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 1: cooked it all up. All right, I think you can

836
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: take literally anything and come back to that conclusion. And

837
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: you know, you know what, if you listen to this podcast,

838
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 1: that's pretty much what I did. I think anybody who

839
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: subscribes to this would totally agree that that's kind of

840
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: the whole game. It's just me figuring out ways to

841
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,399
Speaker 1: call people the white devil at the end of the thing,

842
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 1: in a silly way that sometimes has meaningful bullshit underneath it,

843
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: but frankly, it's just an excuse for me to get

844
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: some ship off my chest. That's called being a cultural commentator.

845
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 1: Oh and and Papa's hitting a home run on that one.

846
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: All right, I want to play a game with you. Uh,

847
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: this is a very dumb game that I'm I've decided

848
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: to call alien or ant Farm. This is a fun

849
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: game where I am going to introduce to you a

850
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 1: number of celebrity alien encounters, times where celebrities have claimed

851
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: to have seen aliens or experienced some version of an

852
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: alien encounter. And I would love for you, Ashley, to

853
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: tell me whether or not you believe their story, and

854
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: if not, what you think actually happened in their experiences.

855
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 1: I highly anticipate a Kircy Ali's name coming up. I've

856
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: never had people guessed before. This is exciting. Okay, let's

857
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: jump into it. This is an exciting uh first swing.

858
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: We have Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus who claimed in in

859
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: magazine in October very recently that uh she says that

860
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: she had an alien encounter where she did see one

861
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: flying her and her friend and she was driving and

862
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: basically trying to outrun it. The alien was sitting in

863
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: front of the flying object and it looked at me,

864
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: she says, and we made eye contact. I think she

865
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: saw a drone, maybe like a small child playing with

866
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: a drone. That's fair that this was just a small

867
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: drone that Miley Cyrus turned into an alien encounter. You

868
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 1: don't believe that she in fact did see an alien,

869
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: that's fair. She also did later say that she was

870
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: highest ship at the time that this encounter took place. Uh,

871
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: there is uh post malone. Post malone, says uh. And

872
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,280
Speaker 1: he talked about this on the Joe Rogan podcast, pretty

873
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: much the same podcast that I'm running. I think uh.

874
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,400
Speaker 1: I think there's a pretty clear one for one on

875
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 1: the old Joe Rogan podcast and this one. But he

876
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: said on the Joe Rogan podcast that he's actually been uh,

877
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: he's encountered UFOs in New York, Utah, and California over

878
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: the years. And he's like, how did no one else

879
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: see this? This is in reference to the the But

880
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: I was there with like four other fucking people and

881
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: they saw it too, that like these are this is

882
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,959
Speaker 1: one of his encounters. How how are you feeling about

883
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: post malone seeing aliens? I once was driving my mom's

884
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: car and she has Serious and I guess Serious has

885
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: a whole post malone channel that just slone day. I

886
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: did not know this, so I'm driving I was like, oh,

887
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: this is a good song. Oh, this song has been

888
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: going on for three hours, and I was just like

889
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 1: vibing to it. And I'm like, if I can vibe

890
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,280
Speaker 1: that much listening to post Melode, I can only imagine

891
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: how much he vibes making this music. And so if

892
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 1: anybody has hung out with aliens, it is postmloned. Wow.

893
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: So okay, so you're believing the post malone possibility of

894
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: it all. I just feel like he's on another frequency.

895
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: That's fair. The man has uh he's made some very

896
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: bold choices with his face and body that I think

897
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: he has stay Away tattooed over his eyebrow, maybe for

898
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 1: this reason. Yeah, he looks up at the UFO. They

899
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: can read his wish. I would love that if the aliens. Uh,

900
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,800
Speaker 1: that's the one way you keep the aliens from fucking

901
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: with you is writing out your your one wish on

902
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: your fucking eyebrows, like stay away. They're not great at consent,

903
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: but if you are really explicit, if you get it

904
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: in writing, they gotta take it. And apparently you got

905
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: to write it on your face, said spokes ma alone. Okay,

906
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: here's another fun one. January Jones claims to have uh

907
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: seen an alien. She says she it happened when she

908
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: was in her twenties. She said it could have been

909
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: a shooting star that she just couldn't figure it out.

910
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 1: She's not a hundred percent sure, but suspects that it

911
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: was it was an alien encounter of sorts. I appreciate

912
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 1: the imagination of anyone's like it could have been a

913
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 1: shooting star, which means it also could have been an airplane,

914
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: helicopter or anything. But I'm gonna go straight to fair enough.

915
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: January Jones had the liberty, and I do think it's

916
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 1: a liberty to be like, it could have been a

917
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: shooting star, uh, thing that we all experienced all the

918
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 1: time and see, or it could have been an alien encounter.

919
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 1: And I live in a whimsical world that allows me

920
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 1: to believe to her life over you, January Jones. Uh.

921
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: Then there's Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell claims that he was flying.

922
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: He says, I was flying and there were these banks

923
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: of light in the shape of a triangle right near

924
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: the airport. He said. Years later, I come home in

925
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: Goldie Goldie Hawn is watching this show on UFOs and

926
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 1: the most reported one of all time was in one

927
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: was one in Phoenix. I start to see this show

928
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 1: and say, wait a minute, that's the night I was

929
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:33,720
Speaker 1: landing in Phoenix. Um. I feel like the triangle shape

930
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: is a very common flying saucer. Like people say that

931
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 1: they think they saw UFO, and it's also the shape

932
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 1: that our military aircraft is in. And I just don't

933
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: understand why people don't think, oh, I saw a military

934
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: aircraft the airport, Yeah, where they would be right, It's like, oh,

935
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: it was by the place where planes go. Maybe it

936
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:01,719
Speaker 1: just was that was a plan. But I also am

937
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 1: really interested in this thing that he did that I

938
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,560
Speaker 1: have done that a lot of people do. Where you

939
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: there's no way he could remember, so he remember seeing

940
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: lights in the sky, I'm sure that happened, and then

941
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: he sees a TV show that says something happened in Phoenix.

942
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: There's no way you could remember that you were specifically

943
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: in Phoenix on that day. But your brain just puts

944
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: those two things together because it wants to. And I

945
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 1: just think that's such an interesting thing. And I like,

946
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: never trust myself when I do, especially because I'm sure

947
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: you're in the same situation when you travel so much

948
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 1: for work. You're like, what city was I in when

949
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 1: that happened? Was that? Was this person there or that

950
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: person there, and I'm like, am I making up a

951
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: story where we were hanging out in New York and

952
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 1: this thing happened? Or like, did that thing happen but

953
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: in Chicago and you weren't there, And now that we're

954
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: talking about it, I'm putting these two memories. Yeah, to

955
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: that point, I think that's that in in a slightly

956
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: less endearing way, that's what happen him with Brian Williams, right,

957
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: is like Brian Williams wasn't in a fucking helicopter that

958
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: got shot down in in Iraq or shot at to

959
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: the point of almost getting shot down in Iraq, but

960
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: he was in fact, like in Iraq and wasn't a

961
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: helicopter and maybe even saw firing going on in a

962
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: way that made him create this story in his head

963
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: that it all felt real and visceral. That's that's the

964
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: kind way of interpreting what might have happened. It also

965
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: could have just been a man trying to take advantage of,

966
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 1: you know, his fame and media. But I do think

967
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: that a part of it was just like it felt

968
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 1: real in his head, so he told the fucking story.

969
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: And I feel like, as a woman like I will

970
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: see someone who I'm known for ten years and go

971
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: to say hello, and my brain will stop and be like,

972
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: is her name really Kelly? Even though like I've worked

973
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 1: with Kelly every day of ten years. But I am

974
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: so taught to question myself that I questioned every piece

975
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: of information my brain gives me. So I cannot fathom

976
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 1: being the kind of person who sees that thing on

977
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: TV and it's like, yes, I was there, I remember,

978
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: and my brain and it happened to me. Listen. That's

979
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 1: how I feel about my wife every day. What is

980
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: your name? Lady? Who are reintroduce yourself? I don't know

981
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 1: you or you did that? They were like, have you

982
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 1: guys met this is my wife? This is my mom?

983
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: You guys but it's just us alone in the house,

984
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 1: and like have you met her? Nice? Uh? You you aren't.

985
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: We'll do two more. There are two two more fun

986
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: ones I think worths unpacking. There's Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers

987
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: of football fame. I don't know if you're you're a

988
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: football fan at all. He's the uh, the quarterback for

989
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers. He's big, handsome, talented man, arguably

990
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 1: one of the best quarterbacks in the game. Uh. He

991
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: said that it looks like a commerce jet in reference

992
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:04,160
Speaker 1: he was twenty years old. Referring to his alien encounter,

993
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: he said, it looks like a commercial jet kind of flying,

994
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: or maybe it's a military jet. And they're trying to

995
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: figure out what's coming through the clouds, and you see

996
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 1: like a fiery movement of clouds, I guess, coming through

997
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: the sky. He then goes on to say, then the

998
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: plane eventually runs into the spaceship which is coming into orbit.

999
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: It was like a large orange left to right moving object.

1000
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: I think he saw a beautiful sunset. Happy. So literally,

1001
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: up to this point, you are only buying uh post

1002
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: Malone story. Of all the people I've introduced, you're like,

1003
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: the only one I'm here for is post Malone. He's

1004
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 1: the most incredible celebrity. That's you're making wild choices. Actually

1005
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say good or bad. That's not my place,

1006
01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 1: but I will say wild, wild choices. My favorite, my

1007
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 1: personal favorite that I'm going to throw your way is

1008
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 1: that uh is that Jaden Smith was not white, but

1009
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: but it is a big advocate that UFOs and aliens exists.

1010
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: He said he talked to President Obama about extraterrestrials and

1011
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 1: and Obama said he could neither confirm nor deny the

1012
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: existence of aliens, which means in Smith's mind, they're real.

1013
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 1: He said that people think we're the only people in

1014
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: that live in this universe, then something is wrong with them.

1015
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: I would pay any amount of money to watch that conversation,

1016
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: to watch Barack Obama be like Jaden like just the

1017
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: wheel started in his side of like, okay, how do

1018
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 1: I deal with this? All right? Man? How am I

1019
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 1: going to tell Will Smith's son to shut the funk up?

1020
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 1: And moved down the line. Do you know? Yeah, I

1021
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 1: didn't have a meeting with Jaden's making it seem like

1022
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 1: they had to sit down like a big long conversation.

1023
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 1: You met him one time in a fucking greeting, like

1024
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 1: you said, just moving down the line, and Jaden made

1025
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: a point of gripping his hand and being like what's

1026
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 1: up on them? Estro? Directorials andros like, oh fuck, Michelle,

1027
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: he's asking me about I can't confirm, ja, thank you

1028
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 1: for your service in pursuit of happiness. I don't know

1029
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 1: what you do. I do think. UM. A very funny

1030
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: presidential thing to me is they love like George Bush

1031
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: did it, um Joe Biden has done it the wink

1032
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 1: of like, I don't know our aliens real. I think

1033
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 1: that's like a fun president bit that they like to do.

1034
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 1: And the only cool thing Donald Trump has ever done

1035
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: in his entire life is when it was his time

1036
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 1: to like do that fun man and it didn't even

1037
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: get that much newscovers because he says so many crazy things,

1038
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's the first cool thing. He's definite. Well,

1039
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 1: he's also like not a motherfucker that knows how to

1040
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 1: wake you know what I mean, Like the wink is

1041
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 1: meant to be like we're playing a cute game. We

1042
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: know how to be coy. He's a rapist, so he

1043
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 1: don't know how to be coy. He just goes for

1044
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: it the way that like you know, you were taught

1045
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:20,040
Speaker 1: not to do. So when they go our aliens really

1046
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 1: goes yes, yes, well that let me stay in this house.

1047
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: Yes they're real. Am I in charge? Again? It's like,

1048
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: shut the funk up, Donnie, we know they're real that.

1049
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw that recent report about

1050
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 1: the Israeli UH intelligence person who basically came forward and

1051
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 1: said that there's an entire galactic federation that exists, that

1052
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: has basically left the United States. It made the United

1053
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: States and Israel for some reason aware of its existence,

1054
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: but left Earth out of its conversation because humans are

1055
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: not ready to uh to deal in alien talk quite yet.

1056
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what if you're not from the United

1057
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,840
Speaker 1: States or Israel, I don't know why they would be

1058
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: at the center of this discourse. Like I don't know

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Speaker 1: what's so much more special about those two countries like

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Speaker 1: Kenya and Japan. That's the thing countries. If I had

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Speaker 1: to really go down the list, if I'm an alien

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Speaker 1: and really think about who was going to be able

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Speaker 1: to handle the information the best and truly get to

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Speaker 1: the core of what we need. I'm going to Japan.

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Speaker 1: These motherfucker's have already been tinkering around in in alien ship.

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Speaker 1: Not fucking going to the United States. You guys, yell

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Speaker 1: at each other because we're falling apart. The motherfuckers can't

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Speaker 1: even get from Ain't no fucking way am I starting it.

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Speaker 1: They have high speed trains. We we don't even we

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Speaker 1: overcharge for Amtrak. We're not doing the same ship. You

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? You know how quickly South Korea

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Speaker 1: handled the coronavirus. They nailed it. They know how to

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Speaker 1: handle New Zealand. I'm going to New Zealand where they

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Speaker 1: literally have announced the coronavirus no longer exists on their

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Speaker 1: entire country. It's like, yeah, I'm going there, Ashley. This

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Speaker 1: was this was the delight. I had a great time.

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Speaker 1: Could you glad that we're getting the word out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're getting the word out. I don't know what word

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Speaker 1: we're getting out, but we're getting a word out on

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Speaker 1: this all alien thing. Uh. Could you tell the people

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Speaker 1: at home what you have going on? Where they can

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Speaker 1: find you on the internets all that stuff. Yeah, working

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Speaker 1: on the next season of Black Lady Sketch Show now,

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Speaker 1: and people can find me on Twitter. I'm Ashley in

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Speaker 1: one CEO Ellie. I was a late adopter. I did

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Speaker 1: not get a good US name. I apologize. Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: not if you see into in three any of the

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Speaker 1: other other numbers, those are scams. I'm in one. Well,

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Speaker 1: congratulations on being Uh on being scammed. You got the

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Speaker 1: if you got copy accounts, you're doing great, famous, famous, beautiful.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well yeah follow her, go watch a Black

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Speaker 1: Lady Sketch Show. And as always, you can follow me

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Speaker 1: at Lankston Kerman and you please. If you have drops,

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01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 1: if you have theories, if you have bullshit that you

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Speaker 1: would like to send us, you can send it to

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Speaker 1: my Mama pod at gmail dot com. And I would

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Speaker 1: love to hear from you. And that's all I gotta say,

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Speaker 1: So leave me alone. Goodbye, Chips in your quality bears, racists.

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Speaker 1: Money can't tell me