Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey and we've got a brand
Speaker 1: new Second Date podcast for you today. The guy, I mean,
Speaker 1: we always talk about often in these how they're not
Speaker 1: putting in enough effort these days. This band showed up
Speaker 1: an hour early to his date, yes to make sure
Speaker 1: he was prepared, and it still didn't work out. So
Speaker 1: where does that leave us? I guess we're gonna find
Speaker 1: out here in just a second. But first comments, h said,
Speaker 1: I love listening to this podcast.
Speaker 2: I almost finished studying sciences at college and I'm going
Speaker 2: to UNI in a few months to study optometry. You
Speaker 2: guys have helped me get through hours of revision and
Speaker 2: other boring tasks like cleaning my room.
Speaker 3: I hope you guys never stopped.
Speaker 4: Good for you. I love a good optometrist.
Speaker 3: You could study Brooks eyes, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Big glasses.
Speaker 1: Let's go all right here, tod is your brand new
Speaker 1: second Day podcast right now, Brooke.
Speaker 4: And Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Second Date Updates.
Speaker 3: Experts say, with all the competition nowadays on the dating apps,
Speaker 3: your first line has to be air tight. You might
Speaker 3: not get a second chance, and that's why our listener,
Speaker 3: Jamison says he came up with his own strategic approach,
Speaker 3: and apparently he was successful, at least for the moment.
Speaker 1: Well, it means he's on the phone with us, so
Speaker 1: we always judge that word pretty harshly.
Speaker 3: Well, I do wonder if the line would work on us.
Speaker 3: So Jamison, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Hey guys, glad to be here.
Speaker 4: Look at that Jason Jeffrey wants you to use a
Speaker 4: line on him.
Speaker 2: Just your voice alone is working an audio message to her.
Speaker 3: You have a great voice, Jamison.
Speaker 6: I appreciate it. Thank you, welcome.
Speaker 4: Okay, So are we getting straight to the line.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just want Jamison to talk about
Speaker 3: why are you? I don't know, quiet, I'm quiet and whispery?
Speaker 3: What's uh?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 3: You said you met a girl on the dating apps?
Speaker 3: What's her name?
Speaker 6: Yes? So her name is val all right, and.
Speaker 3: What was your strategic approach that you used?
Speaker 6: Uh So my opening line was I've been searching for you.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to.
Speaker 4: Like the whisper voice with the searching is I take
Speaker 4: it back?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So she responded to that.
Speaker 6: Yes, she was very confused, but she was like, what
Speaker 6: what do you mean? And I responded, your Valhalla, I've
Speaker 6: been searching for.
Speaker 3: You Vallla like the Viking Afterworld? Wow?
Speaker 1: Did she get you?
Speaker 4: Did she get your Viking joke?
Speaker 6: She ended up sending an eye roll emoji before she
Speaker 6: still wanted to talk after that.
Speaker 3: So okay, sometimes and no one's gonna agree with me
Speaker 3: on this, but someone in the world will. Jokes are
Speaker 3: so bad they're good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, dude, everyone that listens to this show.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it must have worked if you're able
Speaker 3: to get a date with her, because I'm assuming that's
Speaker 3: where your story's going.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So we talked for a little while. We kind
Speaker 6: of matched interest, and so one thing led to another,
Speaker 6: and we ended up going on a date to a
Speaker 6: farmer's market. Actually, oh wow, not.
Speaker 4: The Afterworld is it? But I guess it'll do.
Speaker 6: But it worked, man, Yeah it did work.
Speaker 1: I was a farmer's market. That's always a cute date.
Speaker 1: Stuff to look at, stuff to talk about.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I actually went to the farmer's market, especially an
Speaker 6: hour early, whoa, because yeah, I wanted to familiarize myself
Speaker 6: with the vendors and whatnot. So I went around, had
Speaker 6: a few conversations, made myself familiar you.
Speaker 4: So you could be a tour guide to her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean she seemed like a good idea for me.
Speaker 3: You know that is kind of sweet to be, like, Hey,
Speaker 3: if you like strawberries, I know exactly where they are,
Speaker 3: kind of.
Speaker 4: Like in this honey comes from a special group of bees.
Speaker 4: It only feast on clovers.
Speaker 6: Also, I kind of wanted to make myself look like
Speaker 6: a big shot, so when we were walking around, you know,
Speaker 6: people would know me. I get a little recognition.
Speaker 3: You support local weekly. When you don't, someone tells you
Speaker 3: I met you like an hour ago.
Speaker 4: Was she impressed?
Speaker 6: It only happened once? But you know it did happen.
Speaker 3: Okay, A one time must have felt good.
Speaker 6: You know, I won't lie. I kind of felt like
Speaker 6: I owned the place a little that day.
Speaker 3: So everybody knows big shot at the farmers market. All right,
Speaker 3: you're running the farmers market. That's that's super cool.
Speaker 4: It's not a flex for you.
Speaker 3: I'd love to hear, like, did you and vow connect
Speaker 3: over stuff or were you just going around showing off
Speaker 3: how cool you were.
Speaker 6: I bought her an ice coffee and then we kind
Speaker 6: of just talked about stuff after that.
Speaker 4: Okay, guys connect over.
Speaker 6: Some of our interests, books, TV shows, some of the
Speaker 6: art beasts saw at the farmers market.
Speaker 4: We both like food.
Speaker 3: M hm, you eat me too? Do you like markets? Yep,
Speaker 3: you like farmers Yeah. Yeah, wow, let's get married.
Speaker 4: We're giving you a really hard times, it does.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a very sweet it does in a way.
Speaker 3: The fact that there are these crazy things happening is good.
Speaker 3: You're having kind of a normal date.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that sounds good now. But she's not
Speaker 6: calling me back or like returning my text, so I
Speaker 6: don't know what's up.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I'm sure Alexis is thinking what I am.
Speaker 1: She's intimidated by the king of the farmers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly where my head was at. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: many would be. But was it like, when you look
Speaker 3: back on the Farmers Market, was there any moments that
Speaker 3: you think could have been seen as a red flag
Speaker 3: for her, or any like lulls in the date?
Speaker 6: You know, I kind of thought I may have spent
Speaker 6: more time speaking to the vendors than her.
Speaker 3: Oh oh did that backfire?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I think it could have, because vendors they loved
Speaker 6: to talk. Yeah, so, you know, I tried to get
Speaker 6: a little bit of a loan time with her at
Speaker 6: the end, So there was a bar across the street.
Speaker 6: We went over. There had a few mimosas, but it
Speaker 6: only lasted about twenty minutes before we had to go.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, well that's I mean Mimosa Farmers Market.
Speaker 5: But it is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought it was cute, but I guess she didn't.
Speaker 6: You know, when we left, I went in for a hug,
Speaker 6: but it kind of became awkward and left on weird energy.
Speaker 3: I guess how was a hug awkward?
Speaker 4: They can be really bad sometimes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I went in for a side hug and I guess
Speaker 6: she didn't really read that, so she tried to give
Speaker 6: me like a high five or something.
Speaker 3: One of those situations. Okay, like that, you couldn't even right.
Speaker 3: It was bad to leave on an awkward note.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was weird. You know, our navels kind of connected,
Speaker 6: but they also didn't.
Speaker 3: Oh, actually, it's sexier than I thought the way you
Speaker 3: described active. Kind of hot. But all right, The bottom
Speaker 3: line is val is not calling you back. So let's
Speaker 3: go on an official search for Valhalla see if we
Speaker 3: can bring her back to the Promised Land and reconnect
Speaker 3: her with Jamison. When you do your second date update, right,
Speaker 3: after this, hold on, man.
Speaker 6: I appreciate it. Guys, thank you, We appreciate you.
Speaker 5: Hold On Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Second Date updates.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Second
Speaker 3: Date updates. As we embark on an epic journey searching
Speaker 3: for vow Halla. It's just it's Val, a woman that
Speaker 3: our listener Jamison went out with for a day at
Speaker 3: the farmer's market, and now she's not calling him back.
Speaker 3: So we've decided to ban together and take up his
Speaker 3: noble quest to say, not tomorrow, not yesterday, but now
Speaker 3: Hella shall be ours or Jamison's or.
Speaker 4: It's gonna end with the Viking funeral. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Something will occur in the next few minutes. I promise
Speaker 3: you that. Okay, all right, maybe we need to cut
Speaker 3: the music.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry sound into it and I was excited about it.
Speaker 3: I tried, Guys, I did my best. There.
Speaker 4: You are a good question leader.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't know much about Viking lore, so I
Speaker 3: really should have watched more History Channel. Bottom line is
Speaker 3: we need to help Jamison get his girl. Yeah, how
Speaker 3: do you feel, Jamison?
Speaker 6: So I dressed up as a Viking for Halloween ones
Speaker 6: five years ago.
Speaker 3: Height, I do it. We all appreciate the visual that
Speaker 3: you just gave us, the nice that's going to inspire
Speaker 3: us to work even harder to get you to your goal.
Speaker 6: He sounds good to me. All.
Speaker 3: You don't sound nervous at all, by the way, or excited.
Speaker 6: Yeah, anything, I don't know. I guess that's just my personality. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You are kind of soft spoken, Yeah, like a Viking.
Speaker 1: That's right, very calm and collect.
Speaker 3: All right, let's board our boat and take our epic journey.
Speaker 3: We're gonna call Val and see if she answers.
Speaker 5: Here we go, hullo.
Speaker 3: Hey, we're looking to speak with Val.
Speaker 5: This Val.
Speaker 3: Hey, Val, this is a radio show. We're called Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, well, hi, hey, good morning, Val.
Speaker 3: How you doing?
Speaker 5: Is this real? This doesn't sound real. I don't I
Speaker 5: don't know what this is.
Speaker 4: It's not a dream. Sound could be a are you jo?
Speaker 5: I think it's a reader, That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 3: We're not a It'd be a little bit weird if
Speaker 3: a I was to call you out of the blue
Speaker 3: and ask about your dating life.
Speaker 4: Hey, we don't know what a background these days.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what AI got you. Okay, you
Speaker 5: and me.
Speaker 4: We're together.
Speaker 1: We don't trust that artificial intelligence.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 5: I trust her, okay, okay, Yo, she doesn't.
Speaker 4: Well, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't trust her if you were in the studio
Speaker 3: right now? Why with her Michael J. Fox haircut? But
Speaker 3: that's that's a different story.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what that would look like.
Speaker 3: Dude. They have three people who can picture it right
Speaker 3: now if you're laughing, and the Ais are the ones
Speaker 3: that don't have the imagination to picture.
Speaker 4: So that's okay happening. That was a bad burn, is
Speaker 4: what that.
Speaker 3: Was like, Ai, because he could have come up with
Speaker 3: a good joke. Joke landed, moving on now, joke complete, Sorry, Valve,
Speaker 3: Sorry val Here's the thing we're we're kind of a jokey,
Speaker 3: funny show. We like to have fun with each other,
Speaker 3: but we're really serious about one of our listeners, a
Speaker 3: guy named Jamison that you went out on a date
Speaker 3: with recently.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, you know Jameson. I do know him, I
Speaker 5: do remember him, but he's there really wasn't much to remember.
Speaker 5: It was like a pretty boring date. I would say.
Speaker 3: What you're talking about the farmer's market date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like it just felt kind of an original and
Speaker 5: like what like if people were music, he would be
Speaker 5: like elevator music.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, yeah, let's leave the ja.
Speaker 4: Maybe he shouldn't have put the momses at the end
Speaker 4: of the day. Maybe he should have put him at
Speaker 4: the beginning and you would have had a different opinion.
Speaker 3: Okay, teen wolf, Jeez, is that another hairb Michael j
Speaker 3: This is so good.
Speaker 4: Can we start using someone from the last ten years?
Speaker 3: Maybe you he's still doing his thing, Michael, millennial crying
Speaker 3: in their car line?
Speaker 4: Get that about Jack?
Speaker 3: Okay, fair fair enough? Boring?
Speaker 5: He just like was boring. It's like the color gray.
Speaker 5: He was just millennial gray.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 5: I don't even know, Like, I don't get why he
Speaker 5: is reaching out to you, guys. I haven't been responding
Speaker 5: to him, so I don't really know why he isn't
Speaker 5: taking the hint.
Speaker 3: Well, he is understanding that you're distancing yourself. He just
Speaker 3: wasn't sure if there was a specific reason for it.
Speaker 3: And your reason seems to be that he was too
Speaker 3: boring for you.
Speaker 5: I mean, Doug, I have said that. I feel like
Speaker 5: then he's boring.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, listen, that's your take on the experience,
Speaker 3: and that's fine. We appreciate you being honest with us,
Speaker 3: so now it's our turn to be honest with you.
Speaker 4: This is exciting.
Speaker 3: This is usually the fun part of the call where
Speaker 3: we tell you that Jamison has actually been listening in
Speaker 3: on this call the entire time. Quiet little wallflower on
Speaker 3: the side of the room. Wait did it jump in?
Speaker 5: No? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Yes he Jeff met like a panther ready to attack.
Speaker 3: Got biking, not in a scary way, but yes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just trying to make something more exciting, totally.
Speaker 6: Jameson, Hey, well, how's it going.
Speaker 4: There's that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jason Jameson, did you you heard what she said? Right?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I heard all of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, what do you think she's saying things about
Speaker 3: you and your personality?
Speaker 6: Honestly, it's fine. I'm not for everybody, so it's whatever.
Speaker 1: That is such a wow, emotionally mature response. I love that.
Speaker 5: Well. I'm glad, honestly, Jamison, that you heard everything, because
Speaker 5: I feel like you weren't getting it when I wasn't
Speaker 5: responding to your check. So if this is how you
Speaker 5: needed to hear it. I'm glad, and maybe you'll find
Speaker 5: somebody else who's a different shade of gray for you.
Speaker 3: You know, seems unwarranted, you know what.
Speaker 6: I'm glad I hear it now, because I'm pretty sure
Speaker 6: the waitress at the bar he went you won't think that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 6: Exactly what you think?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 6: Once you left for the bar, I stayed back a
Speaker 6: little bit, ended up talking to our waitress, and you
Speaker 6: know I got her number, so so good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I did not expect to hear.
Speaker 3: That from me, James, and you really did that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know we're not exclusive, so I figured why
Speaker 6: not expand my options? Right?
Speaker 4: Oh, good on you. I guess he doesn't seem upset
Speaker 4: that this didn't work out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, wonder, which is fine because I mean everybody
Speaker 1: seems happy then, right maybe.
Speaker 3: But suddenly Jamison isn't sounding quite as boring in Wallflowery anymore.
Speaker 4: You turned on Jeff.
Speaker 3: I mean a man that takes charge and goes out
Speaker 3: and gets what he wants when he wants, and Jeff
Speaker 3: wants to go to a farmer's market.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of into this. How Jamison is founding I'm
Speaker 5: into this.
Speaker 3: This is Jeff I'm the host.
Speaker 5: Of the Oh no, no, no, what you just say.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of into this side of Jamison though I
Speaker 5: didn't really know that he could like snap back like that.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of inside vibe.
Speaker 5: I'm more into that vibe you like when he challenges you.
Speaker 5: Now that I am just hearing his voice with no
Speaker 5: Farmers Market around, like, I feel like I'm not as
Speaker 5: distracted the voice and the like comeback. I'm kind of
Speaker 5: into this. I could be I could be swayed. I
Speaker 5: could be swayed.
Speaker 4: Really sounds like you could be swayed pretty easily.
Speaker 6: Well, let me say you've you some trouble. I'm not
Speaker 6: interested anymore. I think I'll be seeing that waitress.
Speaker 3: Oh no way, dude, what a power move?
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 3: You don't want to go out with her again?
Speaker 6: No, I'm good.
Speaker 3: Because he heard the truth. He heard her. Yeah, value
Speaker 3: just blew it you guys.
Speaker 5: I think he's joking because I just got a text
Speaker 5: message from him with a little heart emoji.
Speaker 3: Oh really did you do that?
Speaker 4: Jameson?
Speaker 6: I don't text and tell I won't text intellious, And.
Speaker 4: I'm starting to think that the waitress thing is not true.
Speaker 3: For the purposes of this segment, we're going to pretend
Speaker 3: that it still is true. Okay, because I'm sensing there's
Speaker 3: interest from val we would offer to send you to
Speaker 3: out on another date if you're open to it. He said, no, right, Well,
Speaker 3: I don't know, he said, he's in a heart emotion.
Speaker 4: Where are you at, Jamison, Yes or no.
Speaker 6: I won't date it, but i'll break her off all
Speaker 6: of something.
Speaker 3: What an awful Okay, Well.
Speaker 1: Up to you.
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm into it, so yeah, yeah, this guy's got
Speaker 5: so much.
Speaker 2: Risk at the same time.
Speaker 3: Absolute, No, he's the most boring guy in the world.
Speaker 3: Into I am super into this.
Speaker 1: Gennial, Gray a chance, and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Well look at that, guys. We reached Valhalla and it's
Speaker 3: a lot different than I pictured it would be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird. He is not the person that I
Speaker 4: thought he was.
Speaker 1: No, I think you know somebody for four minutes and
Speaker 1: then they go and change on you.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe Vikings do talk soft but carry a big stick.
Speaker 3: Jameson and you guys think he played us like the
Speaker 3: market like he got on with us early before he
Speaker 3: talked to her and then sealed the deal.
Speaker 4: I don't know. He was good though we didn't even
Speaker 4: see it. He knew exactly what she wanted.
Speaker 3: He was able to fully turn things around in his
Speaker 3: favor by simply not caring and just being like whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: which is why I don't even care. If you find
Speaker 3: us on our podcast right now, you know I'm desperate.
Speaker 3: Don't find like us, don't like us. We don't care.
Speaker 4: We don't cry. It's at home.
Speaker 3: Yeah. If you go to if you go to Brooke
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey Second Date Update and you say nice things,
Speaker 3: we probably won't even read it.
Speaker 1: We will, We're always reply to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah,