Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of No
Speaker 1: Country for Old Trends. I just courtesy of Jesse Jericho,
Speaker 1: who let us know on the discord. My wife Hanna
Speaker 1: asked me to submit this short show title on her
Speaker 1: behalf based on the episode about how America is indeed
Speaker 1: no country or old trends. I'm Jack that is miles.
Speaker 1: These are some of the things that are trending today.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get into the tunnels tomorrow. He showed up
Speaker 1: here looking for the tunnels. We got tunnel talk, don't
Speaker 1: We got tunnels coming your way. On tomorrow's episode.
Speaker 2: Of All Kinds of Tunnels, we break down the hottest
Speaker 2: tunnels on the internet right now. It's not like going
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn, y'all around the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Like I didn't dig it, but like there's
Speaker 1: so many movies based around tunnels, Like we mean tunnels,
Speaker 1: tunnels in a movie. I just said that that movie Tunnels, Hooles, Goonies,
Speaker 1: Batman was the last one. Dark Knight Rises, Yeah, what
Speaker 1: was that one with Sylvester Stallone Daylight? Daylight? Wasn't that
Speaker 1: people get trapped in a tunnel? Yeah they were trapping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one's fucking scary. I don't.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't like that one though. The idea
Speaker 2: of being fucking caught in a tunnel is actually might Nope, we.
Speaker 1: Are tunnel people, though we were tunnel fans. We'll we'll
Speaker 1: get into it a little bit more. We'll dig into
Speaker 1: it a little more, folks. But he's done it. We're talking. Uh.
Speaker 1: The other thing that's taken taken Twitter, specifically by storm
Speaker 1: Josh wine. Are you familiar with fuck?
Speaker 2: I know I always laugh when I like whenever. I'm
Speaker 2: not a wine drinker, but her majesty is like, oh,
Speaker 2: get like a like a whatever, like twelve dollars bottle
Speaker 2: or something. And I'm always like, I'm gonna get Josh
Speaker 2: because this ship called Josh because it's yeah, exactly the
Speaker 2: only reason. That's pretty straightforward, and that's why it's going viral.
Speaker 2: Like I tried to google it. I like when you
Speaker 2: google it on the like news.
Speaker 1: Tab of Google, Like the latest stories are like a
Speaker 1: Forbes article from Thanksgiving, like recommending it as a good
Speaker 1: cheap wine. Like that, nobody's really covering it. It has
Speaker 1: no reason to be popular other than it's a wine
Speaker 1: that is named Josh. People seem torn on whether it's
Speaker 1: good or bad wine. But one thing is unmistakable. It
Speaker 1: is called josh Yeah, and that is funny. I don't
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 2: I think it's because everything's always like you know, it's
Speaker 2: either have like some it's like in French, or like
Speaker 2: some like some new fangled family sellers type thing.
Speaker 1: And this shit is just called josh. But it's hard
Speaker 1: to put your finger on like what it is because
Speaker 1: if it was Joshua, fine, but that that wouldn't stand
Speaker 1: out to me at all. Joshua. Why. I feel like
Speaker 1: there are certain names that belong just in a group
Speaker 1: of like these can't be like Greg. I feel like
Speaker 1: if there's Greg Wines, that probably wouldn't work very well, right, No.
Speaker 2: No, Greg, I mean I guess ironically, if it was
Speaker 2: like cousin Greg from.
Speaker 1: Succession, I think Greg fine Greg too much? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like what about Blake Blake. I could see Blake easy
Speaker 1: because Blake can be a rich person's last name, you know,
Speaker 1: all right? All right, like then Bill Bill? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I feel like you have like an illustrated duck on
Speaker 1: the cover or something like that. Yeah, Brian the editor
Speaker 1: has come through with a suggestion, Darryl, which I think probably,
Speaker 1: but then it's not good. But it also reminds me
Speaker 1: of Barrel, which is yeah, Daryl Hannah, Like I just
Speaker 1: see Darryl.
Speaker 3: Hannah on it too, Yeah, Darryl, Yeah that could work anyways,
Speaker 3: give us your best bad name for a while and
Speaker 3: because yeah, that seems to be what the entire story is.
Speaker 1: I love it, I respect it. I think the the
Speaker 1: origin story of it. Super producer Justin was saying that, like,
Speaker 1: there's an ad where the guy's like, my dad's name
Speaker 1: was Josh. I remember his hands, liked his hands, he
Speaker 1: worked with his hands. So we're calling this Josh Wines,
Speaker 1: which love a dad guy, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, found as a tribute from son to father, Josh
Speaker 2: Sellers makes well balanced and delicious wines sourced from California's
Speaker 2: best growing regions.
Speaker 1: We gotta love it anyways, Uh, speaking of like, I
Speaker 1: feel like Josh Wines might be the McDonald's of wines.
Speaker 1: Is that is that the level? I'm not a wine drinker, obviously,
Speaker 1: Like is.
Speaker 2: I'm not a wind I couldn't tell you that, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm so far sorry, sorry, y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm not that fucking classy. So like a mid here
Speaker 1: Dancy restaurant McDonald's is uh bringing back a fan favorite
Speaker 1: after four years. The Double Big Mac is coming back. Wait,
Speaker 1: what's the Double Big Mac? You just double up the meats,
Speaker 1: so there's four in it. Yes, my pitch was double
Speaker 1: up the meats, but double up the cheese too. You
Speaker 1: don't want to fuck up that ratio?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it's the real dependency ratio we should
Speaker 2: be talking about.
Speaker 1: Thank you slices. Does seem like that'll fuck up the ratio?
Speaker 1: And this is maybe just for people who really like
Speaker 1: a meaty, a meati burger. But this article in CNN
Speaker 1: says has this quote, which I think found interesting, grabbed
Speaker 1: my attention, unlike the previous version, so I guess the
Speaker 1: previous version came out pre COVID. Nobody's claiming that it
Speaker 1: necessarily caused the pandemic, but nobody's claiming it didn't. So
Speaker 1: unlike the previous version, this Double Big Mac highlights McDonald's
Speaker 1: overhaul of its core burger offerings, which incld softer buns,
Speaker 1: adjusting its grille settings for a better seer, and improving
Speaker 1: how the cheese melts. Big Max in particular getting more sauce,
Speaker 1: so they're basically pulling the dominoes. They're just like, all right,
Speaker 1: you get our food sucks, like, yeah, our food has
Speaker 1: been bad. You may have noticed.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: It's just a I'm like, I'm just thinking of what
Speaker 2: what their research was showing.
Speaker 1: They're like, man, people fucking hate that.
Speaker 2: The patties look like shit, right, the cheese barely fucking melts.
Speaker 1: Right, they gotta fucking do something.
Speaker 2: But I get this seer part because yeah, like sometimes
Speaker 2: they just be there, looks so fucking grey, you know what.
Speaker 2: I was like, But I'll eat it because I'm a.
Speaker 1: Trash dwelling organism. I do have to assume that the
Speaker 1: seer on the burger has something to do with just
Speaker 1: like smoke flavor being added to the petties and not
Speaker 1: and not that they're like we've decided to flame broil
Speaker 1: all of these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's because it's probably now coming up
Speaker 2: against the smash burger fat that's smash, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. And that's all about getting like a good
Speaker 2: sear You get the my art effect on there, you
Speaker 2: know that really concentrates the flavors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said it, I said my artifact. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that meant with me. What is it.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's the flavor like that you get from
Speaker 2: like searing meat. Ah, I guess technically, but yeah, like
Speaker 2: it's that that it just brings up. It's a chemical
Speaker 2: reaction that just brings out just a little bit more flavor.
Speaker 1: Got it, all? Right, Well we'll see how this softer buns. Sure,
Speaker 1: I will take that. Sometimes the buns are a little
Speaker 1: bit crumbly, a little bit. Uh, I feel like the
Speaker 1: bread has been left out too long. Meltier cheese, I
Speaker 1: am probably here for it, but it does seem like
Speaker 1: something is happening chemically there. Like the cheese already was
Speaker 1: American cheese, which has always seemed suspiciously melty to me.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, nothing should be this melteth This is
Speaker 1: a non Newtonian substance. Basically, it's like somewhere between liquid
Speaker 1: and solid. Yeah, but I don't know. And then I
Speaker 1: think they're going to add burger or add uh add
Speaker 1: onions to the burgers. Wow grilling, So well we'll.
Speaker 2: See how really, Yeah, they're trying to learn lessons from,
Speaker 2: you know, the the real burger shacks that people like
Speaker 2: that serve real burgers and not Yeah, you know, like McDonald's.
Speaker 2: What I'm say, mcdonald'sn'try and do anything. Yeall are your
Speaker 2: own thing. It's a fucking weird McDonald's burger.
Speaker 1: And people at the same time when Dominoes did it,
Speaker 1: we were all like, man, I can't believe they're admitting that, Oh,
Speaker 1: actually this is better, this is actually really improved this
Speaker 1: And they also still like offered the old version. They're
Speaker 1: like for.
Speaker 2: Those who who like one, yeah, you can still a
Speaker 2: shit Mac when you're at the drive through.
Speaker 1: Just a reminder for everyone that Judge Judy is the
Speaker 1: worst because Judge Judy came through is making news thanks
Speaker 1: to her endorsement of Nicki Haley, who she claims can
Speaker 1: restore America and is the future of this great nation.
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of people are like, wait,
Speaker 1: but Judge Judy, we love her for some reason.
Speaker 2: We love your politics. Remember your twenty twenty pick for president.
Speaker 1: Mike Bloomberg, Baby, she was a big Bloomberg's stumper. She
Speaker 1: also claimed that she would fight Bernie Sanders' supporters to
Speaker 1: the death, So good for her. The most perfect country
Speaker 1: in the world and those people that are trying to
Speaker 1: change it or revolutionize it don't have a chance, because
Speaker 1: I'll fight them to the death, was her response to
Speaker 1: the popularity of Bernie Sanders. Yeah, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2: She's like, because I'll cape for this status quo till
Speaker 2: I fucking die.
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, y'all, please please Nikki restore us. But
Speaker 1: she's basically like been a monster. Yeah yeah, Like before
Speaker 1: she came became a TV star, she was a wildly
Speaker 1: controversial judge who is documented in a nineteen ninety three
Speaker 1: La Times profile which made her a celebrity. And like
Speaker 1: that profile was just like she's so mean to poor people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love the wildest shit to poor people.
Speaker 2: It's just wild too, like how we were talking about
Speaker 2: shit in the nineties too, Like in that Arco said.
Speaker 1: A young crack mother.
Speaker 2: Yes, was like describing one of the people that was
Speaker 2: having a case being heard by judge, Like, yo, Ellie Times,
Speaker 2: what are we Okay.
Speaker 1: It's eighty eight in here, but we're moving on. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she's just saying wild shit.
Speaker 2: But like, can we stop her from populating half the planet?
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, oh, eugenics jokes, Okay, Okay, not a joke.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm about it. Yeah, And I'll fight you
Speaker 1: to the death over it. Yeah, I'm actually like pretty liberal,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like a center liberal person. I think
Speaker 1: Clinton nomics is great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we should sterilize people who I don't look like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, calling expanded welfare programs that could actually help poor
Speaker 1: families a scam just received. She was like known for
Speaker 1: being like legal experts were like, she's needlessly cruel and
Speaker 1: like sarcastic while being needlessly cruel. Right, So I think
Speaker 1: that's what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was just like the fun of that show
Speaker 2: though too, Like I just remember as a kid watching it.
Speaker 2: It just falls into that genre of call it like
Speaker 2: screaming at people reality show, like whether that's Gordon Ramsey
Speaker 2: or her or like Tabitha's Salon Takeover. There was just
Speaker 2: a show where someone come in and be like just
Speaker 2: beerreat people, and you're like, bar.
Speaker 1: Rescue, I'm rescuing you. I'm rescuing you from dignity.
Speaker 2: By a Maron're like okay, John Taffer, please damn sir.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean also extremely wealthy. She amassed a
Speaker 1: fortune worth an estimated four hundred and eighty million dollars.
Speaker 1: Her show ended in twenty twenty one, but now She
Speaker 1: has a streaming show on Amazon's Free v called Judy Justice.
Speaker 1: Oh and it also is based on a literal one
Speaker 1: hundred millionaire. Her routine was humiliating and attacking poor people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they also like think about the practice
Speaker 2: of the show. Like there was like a thing where
Speaker 2: it was like revealed that the producers were talking about,
Speaker 2: like we need less black people on the show, and.
Speaker 1: She was like, I don't care, yeah do you.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not to say anything but wink wink wink, okay,
Speaker 2: And with that, I'm just Judy.
Speaker 1: But we loved her so much. We loved her yelling
Speaker 1: at me.
Speaker 2: The shot in Freuda that that's show inspired was was
Speaker 2: truly something else. But now she completely uh fucking dicked
Speaker 2: over her like former bailiff that.
Speaker 1: She's like, sorry, we can pay you, so yeah that
Speaker 1: he had to call her.
Speaker 2: He found out again through the news that it was
Speaker 2: some other person and he calls like, wait, is this
Speaker 2: for real?
Speaker 1: And she's like, look, ain't no way we could pay you.
Speaker 1: What's your you know, what's your what's your accustomed to?
Speaker 1: So I chose not to even call you. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's there's something that people like you know,
Speaker 1: America wants to believe it is a meritocracy, and so
Speaker 1: they can. They can tune into Judge Judy and she
Speaker 1: will scream it for people and tell them they deserve
Speaker 1: to have had bad things happen to them, and America
Speaker 1: gets to continue feeling like they're a meritocracy instead of
Speaker 1: the truth, which is that where you end up economically
Speaker 1: is more determined in the US by how wealthy your
Speaker 1: parents are than most grace well wealthy countries. So all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back. We're back and Saltburn, folks, Saltburn. Have
Speaker 1: you seen this? Have you heard about this? I have not,
Speaker 1: but I saw people. I just saw people.
Speaker 2: I think I've seen the trend without knowing what the
Speaker 2: fuck is going on with Saltburn, like on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's the latest movie from the director who
Speaker 1: made Promising Young Woman Emerald Fennel, and it's like a
Speaker 1: tale of class takes place in the UK. I have
Speaker 1: not seen it. I've heard decidedly mixed things about it, Okay,
Speaker 1: but seems similar to Leave the World Behind in that
Speaker 1: it was in theaters kind of came and went, and
Speaker 1: then once it hits streaming, it has become a massive
Speaker 1: meme generation machine. From the one thing I know about
Speaker 1: it other than that it is by the director who
Speaker 1: made Promising Young Woman.
Speaker 2: I guess this could be just a spoiler alert in
Speaker 2: case you're gonna see Saltburn.
Speaker 1: Spoiler alert for the movie and also for your lunch.
Speaker 1: Don't spoil this's his growth. So one of the characters,
Speaker 1: Barry Keegan. Is that how you pronounced that guy? I'm
Speaker 1: terrible with Irish names, all right, Barry Cogan there, well,
Speaker 1: great actor from banshees of in Sheering. He's also in
Speaker 1: the new season of Top Boy. Oh hell yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He drinks a cummy bath water in uh oh he
Speaker 1: has a grimace milkshake. He has a grim.
Speaker 2: We call that a grimace milkshake around your folks, cummy bathwater, Okay.
Speaker 1: And so people are I don't think people are drinking
Speaker 1: cummy bathwater. But they're doing the uh like reaction videos
Speaker 1: showing their faces as they watched the scene for the
Speaker 1: first time. UH making videos where they recorded older family
Speaker 1: members reacting to the scene, which in term resulted in
Speaker 1: a sort of counter response with a wave of videos
Speaker 1: of people being like that seems not even shocking. Okay,
Speaker 1: I drink cumbwater all the time, just bath jack off juice.
Speaker 1: Yet there, Joja, people are selling Jacob Elord's bathwater scented
Speaker 1: candles on Etsy, which is a clear reference to the cumbwater.
Speaker 2: Is that a sense you want to fill your home with?
Speaker 2: Like if you're faithfully recreating that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean again, whatever you want. But I'm just curious are
Speaker 2: with someone in a lab and being like, Okay, we
Speaker 2: need this shit to smell like rotten cookie dough mixed
Speaker 2: with a ginkgo tree.
Speaker 1: Right, And then there's a I guess it takes place
Speaker 1: in the early two thousands, and there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: two thousand songs that have received a surgeon popularity, such
Speaker 1: as Murder on the Dance Floor, which actually charted thanks
Speaker 1: for the movie.
Speaker 2: I love when shit like this brings old songs back,
Speaker 2: Like I didn't realize Brenda Leees rocking around the Christmas Tree,
Speaker 2: like hadn't hadn't charted when it came out, but then
Speaker 2: like get number one for the first time, and it's
Speaker 2: because of the Spotify playlist, I'm sure, but it's always interesting,
Speaker 2: like that's always got to be the thing. Like like
Speaker 2: when you have like a music career that's kind of
Speaker 2: ended and you're like hoping, like your catalog just gets swept.
Speaker 1: Up and something. Give me that one baby, take me
Speaker 1: back so I can make forty five dollars. I need
Speaker 1: to get a bush effect, get a double big mac.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, and then people are also like, I
Speaker 1: guess recreating the end of the movie in which a
Speaker 1: character dances around a giant mansion. So people I saw,
Speaker 1: oh really around there? I was like, stupid palatial houses.
Speaker 2: Dude, there were some of these fucking houses. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know shit about what money is because I
Speaker 2: was like, this is a museum, I think, and not
Speaker 2: someone's home, Like how do you have forty foot ceilings?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: But I guess it's Look, when you have to unburden
Speaker 2: yourself from all that money, you just have to get
Speaker 2: the you gotta have a forty foot seat.
Speaker 1: It is so hard, Like if I had to unburden
Speaker 1: myself of billions of dollars, yeah, I might buy Nazi
Speaker 1: propaganda too, exactly. I might buy Sokka Juweya's skull. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's just because I'm trying to unburden myself from all
Speaker 1: this money. Nothing better than drinking your skull and bones
Speaker 1: fratmates cumming bath water out of Soka Juias.
Speaker 2: Say, speak for yourself. I'm snipping straight josh out of
Speaker 2: this skull piece.
Speaker 1: And then finally, Judge Arthur Angrin has said that he
Speaker 1: does not expect Donald Trump to speak during closing arguments
Speaker 1: in the three hundred and seventy million dollars New York
Speaker 1: civil fraud trial against Trump. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because there was the deadline came and went
Speaker 2: and it's been crick gets. But I mean this, this
Speaker 2: is the three hundred and seventy million dollars in damages
Speaker 2: case here, and also being like and you will never
Speaker 2: do business in the state again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll well, big one, see the big one for him,
Speaker 1: and that one.
Speaker 2: He's gonna I mean, that's just that shit'll hurt because
Speaker 2: we know this guy probably only has like two hundred dollars,
Speaker 2: you know, and he's just living off of He's living
Speaker 2: on a prairie, y'all. And those NFTs of him, uh
Speaker 2: being a macho man. So yeah, it'll be interesting.
Speaker 1: To go out by the Trump NFTs is what we're
Speaker 1: saying because yeah, help work this guy man, yeah help
Speaker 1: this guy will all right, Those are some of the
Speaker 1: things that are trending on this Wednesday, January tenth. We
Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about what It's the
Speaker 1: premie and we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,