WEBVTT - Jay "Pablo Michaels" Manuel 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:12.840 Celebrity Book Club. Will Stephen and Lily please step forward. 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:17.639 Two beautiful girls stand before me, but only one of 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:23.400 you will continue on in the hopes of becoming America's 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:27.040 next top model in the winner of a one hundred 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:33.120 thousand dollars contract with iHeartRadio on the Outspoken Network. Lily, 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:38.720 when you came into this competition, no one thought you 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:42.159 could hack it. You were a mess, You were slurring 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:46.200 your speech, you seemed tired. One of the judges thought 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:50.360 you were high. You could barely put one foot in 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:55.040 front of the other, and you didn't even know how 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:59.320 to tie your shoes. But week after week you've improved 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:04.760 or what this competition is all about. You've showed grit, determination, 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:09.120 and a chameleon like quality to make us laugh in 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:14.640 various different disguises, like your Charlie Chaplin photo shoot, which 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:21.199 blew our socks off. But there's one thing you still 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:26.440 don't have, and that's good teeth. And your refusal to 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:31.200 get adult braces suggests to the judges that maybe you 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:35.959 don't have what it takes to go far in the 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:36.960 real world of modeling. 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:43.200 Tyra, thank you so much for this chance. Today I 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:48.000 double knotted my shoelaces in Midtown Manhattan, and I was 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.840 thinking I couldn't have done this six weeks ago. I'm 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.400 hearing so many voices in my head, and sometimes I'm 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:57.000 told by the girls or Miss Jay that I shouldn't 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:59.240 get braces because then I'll never get the contract with 0:01:59.320 --> 0:01:59.960 Elle Lily. 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:09.760 What I'm hearing is excuses. Thank you for saying your piece, Stephen. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:16.639 You have everything Lily doesn't, but she has everything you need. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:23.399 You came into this competition brilliant, a strong face, a 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:30.399 severe jawline, wide hips. Every week. The judges have been 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:35.239 wowed by your consistency. But there's one thing you don't have, 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:42.640 and that's a normal hairline. We've tried to get you 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:47.399 to wear wigs and you refuse. So why is your 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:52.799 inability to change so prominent? And why are you refusing 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:55.440 to do what you need to do to make it 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:56.240 in this business? 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:02.720 Tyra, don't get it. When I was a little boy 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:04.840 on the school yard, a girl came up to me 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:07.480 and she pulled my hair and she pulled a patch out, 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:10.960 and she said, you'll never make it in this town ever, 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:17.120 And that day I promised myself I would make it. Bald, 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.560 I don't care what you say, Taira. I'm gonna make 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:21.120 it bald. 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:33.320 Watch me. The judges have made our decision. America's next 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:37.960 top Model is Lily. 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:47.119 Thank you so much. I'll do whatever. I'll take out 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:48.880 my people, I'll get danchers. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:53.640 Remember this moment. You earned it. This is your moment hip. 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:58.040 Obecca's that next top model. Oh my god, Oh my god, Stephen, 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:02.960 you're gonna get a contract for all. I'm sure cut. 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:08.240 Who's that knocking at the door. It's all your friends. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.280 You've filthy horse, your husband's gone, and you've got books 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:12.760 and a bottle of wine to kill. 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:15.840 It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip. 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:18.719 I'm shook. It's memoir, it's martinis. 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:24.520 Celebrity Poop Club. Read it while it's hot. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.640 Celebrity poop Club, tell your secrets. 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:30.680 We won't talk celebrity books. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:35.799 No boys are a loud celet book, say it loud 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:38.040 and pound. Celebrity book Club. 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:40.560 Buzz me in. I brought the queer voe. 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:44.720 Hey, my friend, Merry holiday season? Am I right? 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:48.360 Oh my god? Sorry, put down the eggnog. Wait. I 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:52.320 have to tell you about this completely insane I heard 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:57.080 on lay it on me radio that was just like, ugh, 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:01.400 is your aunt over the holidays? Like on your nerves? 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:04.560 Like and then it's like an impression of an aunt 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:07.039 and they're like, oh god, Susie has had so much 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:11.280 eggnog and she's like, so, who are you dating? And 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:14.279 then like the voiceover is like, want to escape from 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:17.240 like this dumbass aunt who keeps like asking you, like 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:21.120 why you're so single? Come to Boston. It was an 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:24.560 ad for Boston, an ad for Boston, and Boston is 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:27.440 the place where you escape aunts, which is just so 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.719 crazy because boss is aunt. It's like it is a 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:31.480 city of aunts. 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:32.800 That's so insane. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:34.839 And it was like come like ice skate on the 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:39.200 frog pond, like shop on Newberry Boston. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.440 And like the idea is that like instead of like 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:44.000 booking travel to go spend the holidays with your family, 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:46.040 you would book like a solo trip. 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.839 Single strip to Boston on Christmas Day. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.919 Boston's a great place, you know, as a woman traveling alone, 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:54.400 safety is one of my top concerns, and Boston is 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.839 such a safe place I mean for women to be. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:59.000 It would be such a good place if you were 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.640 like a single lawyer to take the Amtrak and be like, 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:03.360 you know what, I'm going to get a room just 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:07.000 for myself on Boxing Day, you know, at the Copley Hotel. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.240 It's so funny because I met my boyfriend when he 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:13.840 went to Boston alone over Thanksgiving, see, and you're. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:16.640 A single woman. He literally was like getting way to 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.040 the big city of Boston. 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:22.440 And you were being like he was doing major and 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:26.839 you were being like local Boston tree keeping girl or whatever. 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:32.400 So yeah, honestly, go to Boston, like whether it's for 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:33.880 the holidays or like kind of that. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:42.239 After that week between. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.760 A KA Global Purgatory. 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.799 Boston dot com, check it out, hit us up for Rex. 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:49.239 There's so many things happening in Boston now. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:52.640 There really are. I mean, it is beautiful around the holidays, Like, 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:55.960 let's just be real, if it's pray for snow. I 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.960 remember as a kid hoping for snow so I could 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:02.880 see Santa's little footsteps on my porch of my condo 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.240 was like so small, I had like a little deck. 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:08.839 You didn't think he was doing chimney stuff. 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.720 Well we didn't have a chimney, so I was like, well, 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:15.840 of course for condos and lands on your very small 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:23.160 porch and slide the sliding door moves aside the kind 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:28.800 of copper planter and an African mask obviously, and then 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.880 one year there were like little kind of footprints and 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:35.160 I was like, uh, proof, dear done. 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:38.680 Oh like like some wildlife I've been there, and you're 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:40.800 like gotta be the brain bear or my parents like 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.520 imprinted it and they should have kind of like jostled 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.600 the mask on the walls. 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:51.480 Things are going crazy there, like, oh. 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:55.200 Gosh, my parents was the thing where they like they 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.880 left the like you know, two bites in the cookie 0:07:57.920 --> 0:07:58.320 or whatever. 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:00.640 Classic did you guys do carets too? 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.920 I do remember doing carrots at one point. Real was 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.960 that like a trend in Boston and like ninety seven 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:07.640 for us all to be. 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:11.280 Trends in nineteen No, the carrots are for the reindeer. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:12.800 Oh that's what it was. 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:18.200 It's not like slim down Santa and so like slim fast. 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:19.880 Right now now I'm remember and it was like nilla 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.840 wafers and carrots and like glass of milk. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.040 But I do love that instead of a glass of milk, 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:28.600 it's a glass of slim fast for Santa. Oh. In 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:32.920 these days, I'm sure Santa is having a collagen Smoothie arowon. 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:40.640 Santa Snatched Mama. Okay, she's looking good, making a new 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:41.600 notch in that belt. 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.120 Hmmm, Ozam to the GOLs. 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:48.280 Missus Claus is just like wait, I like you fat. 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.560 Yeah, And it's like, oh, you're leaving me behind. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.200 No, he's like more creating. 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:55.640 She's right, she's alop and he's so like protein pro Yeah, 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:58.160 that's like making gains and like lifting so many like 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:01.600 wooden toys and like he's like, oh, I'm only eating 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:05.439 I guess he wouldn't eat venison, because that's means he 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:06.120 would be eating. 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:09.520 I'm reindeer. Some of them are for play and some 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.040 of them are for work, you know what I mean. 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:15.880 Work and play? Yeah, work hard, play harder, eat venison. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:20.559 You can't play more with your reindeer speak speaking of 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:28.800 honestly looking snatched and also traditions changing. Yes, today we're 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:33.440 doing a book that I mean, we've done obviously fiction before. 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:36.079 This is maybe the most adult fiction we've done, although 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:39.960 that's really debatable. It feels like it's a children's book. 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:43.439 We've done children's but when we did Millie Bobby Brown's 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:49.040 historical novel, have we done a self published Actually it 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:52.880 was by word I think that's a site where you 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.160 do self publish, not. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.960 To throw stove, literally like blog spot. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.520 I think word you dot com. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:05.040 It's Wordy with two ease. Yeah. Yeah, it's giving him 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:07.480 self kind of thought. He had a meeting with like 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:09.800 the Wordy exact and they were like. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.240 No, you're gonna be really taking care of this independent publisher. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:16.760 I'm actually surprised that this wouldn't have gotten at least 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:21.360 like some imprint of Harper to come on, it's literally famous. 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:22.760 It's a tell all right. 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:27.440 Some kind of like pop culture imprint Samon Schuster, Harper. 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:31.640 Random Gallery Books, Hello anyone. Yeah, so it's basically it 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:33.920 is a tell all. It is fiction, but it's very 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:36.920 like the names have insightly changed and it is extremely 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.600 inspired by this person's real life experience. 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:42.200 Suddenly thinly veiled novel. And when I say the names 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:43.439 have been changed. 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:44.520 They've barely been changed. 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:48.319 Of course, we are talking about. 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:50.800 You know him as mister J. Native director of America 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:52.360 Sex Top Model Mister J. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:53.920 Is full name J. 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:58.079 Men Uel and his book. This is the title of 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:59.080 the book and it's. 0:10:58.960 --> 0:10:59.920 In top Model font. 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:03.520 The Wig, the Bitch and the meltdown, the wig the bitch, 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.959 and the meltdown sorry, and the meltwn like lion the 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:06.600 witch in the world. 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:11.040 I guess I got excited. Okay for one second, you're 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:15.559 actually being so Keisha right now. 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:20.640 So this book is all about a young, sexy, biracial 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:25.640 adoptee named Pablo Michaels who lives in a tiny apartment 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:29.200 in Midtown and gets whisked away at Mercedes Benz Fashion 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:30.120 Week whist Away. 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:34.560 So Pablo works as a Michael Course fashion producer and 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:41.000 guts whist away by supermodel Keisha Cash, known for her 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:47.320 modeling in a little catalog called Veronica's Privates. 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.520 And he keeps just being like, yeah, she was thirty 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:53.000 two and she was a groundbreaking black model in the 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:55.760 nineties and she is a little bit bigger now and 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:57.520 it's just like every other page and being like. 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:03.600 She was downing ribs, she does rips. So this book 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:06.760 is it's madness, how thinly veiled it is. 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.400 What's crazy about this book, though, is it takes place 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:14.320 in twenty twenty basically, and America sexub model exists in 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:15.080 this universe. 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:20.400 That was the craziest reveal where basically like when Keisha 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:24.440 Cash pitches to Pablo that they should have a show 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:25.720 called Model Muse. 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.880 He's like, Babe, that's just an America sext some model. She's like, no, 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:30.320 this time it's going to be different. 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:33.559 It's going to be totally different. And in this kind 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:38.680 of crazy universe, it's revealed that Pablo has a mentor 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.400 and his mentor is j Manuel. 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:45.200 Like later book, it just gets so mad and there's 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.520 all these seeds where it's like him being like, ugh, 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:50.960 j Manuel was like so sexy. He was the hottest mentor. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:52.200 Like I love my mentor. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:54.600 Let's break down. I feel like, break down the characters 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.080 and what their names are, just. 0:12:56.000 --> 0:13:01.320 To Yeah, there's there's a Janice Dickinson known as Sasha, 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:05.240 Sasha Berenson, Jane Sickens and Sasha Baronson, and Sasha Benson 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.400 is always drunk because they have a bottle of Chardonnay 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.959 before every shooting that it's like falling asleep and they're 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:12.040 pumping adderall on her. 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:14.360 So they're always like crushing up addall into diet coke 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:15.280 and giving it to her. 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:19.720 Listen, this book is funny and I pore through it. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:21.160 It does feel like a book written for twelve year 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:24.000 olds basically, but like it also reads an adult novel. 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:28.280 It reads like an amazing crazy fan fiction you stumble 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:31.480 upon and you're like, oh my god, this is hilarious. 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:34.959 Yeah, it's like it is fan fiction. It's basically fan fiction. 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:39.720 So Sasha Benson at the top, I'm a little mad 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:44.000 he doesn't give honestly, the alcoholic Sasha I felt enough. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.600 Yeah, she needed more sassy fun lines. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:49.560 He just makes her like an alcoholic who always has 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:51.440 like a pulland spring bottle full of lot. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.160 He CA's probably reflected with the fact that j Manuel 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:57.080 and Jenna Sickinson maybe just didn't interact that much. Yeah, 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.240 because she was like there for judging and he was 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:00.680 obviously like hanging out. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.320 With miss Miss Things. 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:06.200 So Miss Thing is the runway coach Jay Alexander, Miss 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:11.839 Jay and Miss Thing and him have this like rivalry 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:15.000 over the course of the show and ups and downs. 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.040 You know, it starts out and Pablo is actually very 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:21.560 mean about Miss Thing and it is always like, uh, 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:25.000 like Miss Thing is like ugly and Miss Thing just 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.520 like it's all about herself and is always like making 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:30.480 quips and like wanting the camera towards her. And then 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:32.720 towards the middle of the book is like mad at 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:35.680 the antm editors for like, oh sorry, the model muse 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:39.560 editors for cutting out all of Miss things amazing lines. 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:42.080 Yeah, which she does kind of like suggest is more 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:47.600 tyra akakish cash just being incredibly narcissistic and wanting to 0:14:48.520 --> 0:14:51.200 make herself the start of the show and like reduce 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:56.040 everyone else's personality and make sure that they're not like 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:57.400 to now the focus. 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:01.480 Because she's the focus. And then there is Mason Ah, 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:03.000 a British. 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:06.200 Photographer British photographer but a fashionhtographer who's very sexy but 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:07.360 very naughty. 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:12.760 And in this book is a closeted bisexual. Yeah. Clearly 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:15.080 I think mister Jay is fantasy. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:16.400 Thank you for saying. 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.640 Okay, I think a lot of this book I think 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:19.280 is true. 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:23.440 You can tell what's fan and you can tell and 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:26.200 what's the nonfiction and we'll get into that. So I 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:29.400 love when Miss Thing is introduced again, who is a 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:35.640 run cipher for Miss j Alexander Pablo knew instantly why 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:39.600 Miss Thing was chosen controversy. He was known for his 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:42.680 Twitter account profile and then he like italicizes what the 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:45.600 profile is for all my lgbt Q X y Z, 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:50.200 rainbow colored friends of the alphabet. I am not bisexual, transsexual, 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:53.640 or a transvestite. I'm a gay man who parades around 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:58.520 a women's cature to confuse white straight America. He was 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:01.440 an appropriate, flamboyant, wicked, witty, and had been a runway 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:03.880 coach since the dawn of time. He was going to 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:05.960 be a handful also just calling him old. 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.720 No, it'd be like since the dawn of so. 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:13.800 Older than dirt. She's like, and he's not a woke activist, okay, 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:17.200 And that's getting America ruffled. 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.480 Because it's twenty twenty two and everyone's woke. 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:21.280 This is the part of the book where it's just 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:23.560 every time he's like trying to make it betweeny twenty 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:25.280 two and not two thousand and nine, it's a little 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:26.360 bit like why did we. 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.880 Why did we do this? Because then all the references 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:33.160 are just like Pablo was so mad that he didn't 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:36.320 get to go to the after party at tow and 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:40.080 Keisha made I made him come back with her to 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:43.240 her loft at three sixty five broom and have Hoggin 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.800 DAWs and Shuman like from Joe's Shang. 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:48.280 I'm just like so it is two thousand and nine, 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.240 We're going to too, We're going to tell. 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:53.880 And then it's finally when Pablo gets a chance to 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:56.400 go to a rap party after season one of Model 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:57.880 Muse they go to Budicuin. 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:02.720 No, it's insane, Buddha Kan like what. But I guess 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:05.480 he wouldn't have been able to insert himself as a 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:07.119 character in the book if. 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:08.840 It was, because he has to make it and met 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:13.840 and make himself like a young, like impressionable Pablo, but 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:17.159 also show to the world through this fan fiction that 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:21.239 he's actually so wise and it's fiction. And then the 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:24.480 last person that you may not think about but you've 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:27.920 seen on the credits of Top Model is ken Mock, 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:32.720 who is the executive producer of Top Model is Jovang. 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:36.959 Jouvong, who's portrayed as like this angry Asian male executive. 0:17:37.119 --> 0:17:39.720 He always calls him the Korean which the so sex 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:41.760 and the City and actually so two thousand and one 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:45.960 of him and two sold and his storyline is that 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:50.720 he's this just like balls out producer who produced a 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.960 cops show called Officers with a Z. 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:55.880 Did Ken Buck actually produce Cops? 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.000 I looked up his IMDb and he did it, but 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:00.600 he did produce the amazing show The mussy Cat Doll 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:03.280 Search for the Next pussy Cat Doll, So he's actually 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:07.639 more like Top Model Pussycat Doll other reality shows, but 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:08.800 he didn't produce Cops. 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:10.960 Yeah. So the one part of this novel that's not 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:14.760 just like basically a direct like retread of Jamie Manuel's 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:17.320 Top Model days and like him basically saying how much 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:20.520 of a huge bitch Tyra is every other page is 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:23.640 there's this like plotline I'm putting in quotes the word 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:28.840 plot line of like how Tyra's mom was arrested so 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:32.080 good on this Cops Stoke called officers with the z 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:36.640 that Joe Vong was producing and but it turns out 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:39.280 she was wrongfully arrested. And then she like sends her 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:45.400 own like ransom note with some blood to ty to exonerate. 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:48.520 Her and is basically begging Tyra to like use this 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:50.840 blood to like free her. 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:54.400 But then it's later revealed that Tyra Iki Kisha Kash 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:58.080 wants her mother to stay rotting in jail. 0:18:58.040 --> 0:19:01.000 So she tells like one of the producers to throw 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:03.920 out the blood that would exonerate her. Oh and by 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:07.160 the way. Her mother's crime is that she was a 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:12.520 photographer at a morgue who stole jewels from the morgue. 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:15.280 I mean, give it up for fiction with that one. 0:19:15.480 --> 0:19:31.840 Okay, this is so like the book I would write 0:19:31.880 --> 0:19:35.480 if I were nine, but like Tyra's mom, you know. 0:19:35.480 --> 0:19:37.680 What I mean, Like you're a genius nine year old 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:41.680 if you're being like, what's a job, what's a weird job? 0:19:42.800 --> 0:19:47.640 But also being like pink panther jewels. And then there's 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:51.920 this whole scene where like Jay, I don't want to 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:55.960 jump ahead, but basically like j becomes Slash Pablo becomes 0:19:55.960 --> 0:20:01.600 an investigative reporter and figures out Tisha Kasha's mom's ransom 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.720 note by YouTube discovering what anagrams are. 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:08.760 But he does it. I mean again, the book is 0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:14.679 kind of good, like, yeah, he kills aids the show Unreal, 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:19.840 which I love where he's trying to figure out this 0:20:19.920 --> 0:20:22.959 ransom note because he knows if he can bring this 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:26.040 kind of victory to Kisha Cash aka Tyra, then she'll 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:28.000 like show up on set. Because one of the main 0:20:28.000 --> 0:20:30.600 complexes of the book is that Tyra's this huge fucking 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:32.720 bitch who's like always four hours, like to set and 0:20:32.720 --> 0:20:36.120 would rather be eating ribs at this time spare ribbery 0:20:36.680 --> 0:20:39.440 than coming to set at Silver Cup Studios and Queens. 0:20:40.600 --> 0:20:44.160 Or eating like the first time that Jay Sorry, Pablo 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:48.359 and Keisha become friends. Kisha invites Pablo over to her laws. 0:20:48.400 --> 0:20:51.720 Okay, wait, this part's of the same. Okay, Keisha squilled 0:20:51.760 --> 0:20:55.160 with delight. I love rags to riches stories. This calls 0:20:55.160 --> 0:20:57.560 for ice cream and more champagne. She pointed to the 0:20:57.640 --> 0:21:01.679 double door subsuro refrigerator, got up and opened the unit's doors. 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:04.120 Her fridge was bigger than the bathroom in his apartment. Hell, 0:21:04.240 --> 0:21:06.360 it was bigger than his bedroom, and there was enough 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:08.800 room to sleep in it. There was nothing but champagne 0:21:08.840 --> 0:21:11.320 and leftovers on one side and quarts of ice cream 0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:15.440 on the other. My con marie consultant organized it by flavor. 0:21:15.720 --> 0:21:17.879 Okay, so that's where he's putting the twenty twenty. 0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:20.200 Of it all in. Yes, she was now behind and 0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:23.080 picking over his shoulders. Pablo couldn't believe Keisha had a 0:21:23.119 --> 0:21:27.600 certified tidying specialist organizing her frozen treats. It's also like 0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:31.639 looking up the saurus ice cream frozen treats. It was. 0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:39.640 It was a rainbow of flavors, coconut, blue moon, green tea, mint, lemon, cello, tangerine, raspberry, 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:46.000 red bean, cookie dough, chocolate, caramel, latte, coffee. Pablo never 0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:49.120 seen so much ice cream in one person's freezer. What's 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:52.280 your poison? She giggled like a little girl pulling at 0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:55.920 a tub of Hoganda's dull shade of leche and headed back, just. 0:21:56.040 --> 0:21:59.280 Like this fat Like it's like we're on page ten here, 0:21:59.520 --> 0:22:02.200 so it's be like, do know, tires a fat fucking 0:22:02.240 --> 0:22:07.320 bitch is basically what he's trying to let you know. Oh, 0:22:07.359 --> 0:22:09.320 and if I may just add in this part where 0:22:09.359 --> 0:22:12.679 like she fires her assistant and is like, Pablo, you 0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:14.560 need to get me Chinese food. But I'm such a 0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:17.120 diva celebrity that I have no idea what like Chinese 0:22:17.160 --> 0:22:20.560 I love? And this is like how like Jay places 0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:24.480 us in modern times with deft deficiency. Pablo type the 0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:28.959 word Chinese into his food delivery app and began to 0:22:28.960 --> 0:22:31.200 read out the list of names of restaurants in the area. 0:22:31.400 --> 0:22:35.280 Jade Garden, the Big Wong, Low Hung Cock, Omg, they're 0:22:35.320 --> 0:22:39.800 next to each other. If somebody's name Joe's Shang Hai 0:22:40.240 --> 0:22:40.639 on this. 0:22:40.960 --> 0:22:44.320 Was like a weird, like racist, yeah, like joke that's 0:22:44.359 --> 0:22:46.560 just kind of inserted into the writing of being like 0:22:46.880 --> 0:22:49.520 low hung cock as the name of a Chinese restaurant, 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:52.159 and you're just like, this is random, this is random. 0:22:52.240 --> 0:22:55.439 No, this book is kind of wildly racist gansation people. 0:22:55.720 --> 0:22:59.480 And it's like, I guess because Jay really hates Ken Mack. Yeah, 0:22:59.840 --> 0:23:02.200 he's like, no, I'm actually going to go all the way. 0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:05.480 Off the mock definitely is one of the other sort 0:23:05.520 --> 0:23:07.600 of greater villains. Well, you know, so I was reading, 0:23:07.680 --> 0:23:10.320