WEBVTT - Suspended Driver

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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks. The phone's Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran

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<v Speaker 1>phone tab.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you waited for this phone tab. I love

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<v Speaker 2>a relationship between a father and a son. Sometimes it

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<v Speaker 2>can be a little cool strained. Well, the email coming

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<v Speaker 2>into the station read like this. My father owns a

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<v Speaker 2>plumbing business and is a couple of company vans. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>one of his drivers, and I've been caught driving in

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<v Speaker 2>the past with a suspended license, so I've been in trouble. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I had my license renewed, told him all about it,

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<v Speaker 2>so we should be fine. So here's what we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Call him up, tell him I got pulled over for

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<v Speaker 2>driving with a suspended license, and then tell him I

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<v Speaker 2>lied about it. It'll get Dad freaked. I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>his van and Queen's on a job this week, and

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<v Speaker 2>he'll just go nuts knowing I'm driving around in his

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<v Speaker 2>van totally illegal. He'll be very pissed. My dad is

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<v Speaker 2>from Albania. He has an accent, so sometimes he yells

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<v Speaker 2>so loud you don't understand what he's saying. So good

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<v Speaker 2>luck doing your phone tap this. He comes to us

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<v Speaker 2>from Agron. All right, so Agron and his dad about

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<v Speaker 2>to get on the phone with each other. Our own

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<v Speaker 2>Dave Brody is gonna be on there as Officer Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen in here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the Little.

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<v Speaker 3>Trouble Bob Watch. I just went. I just went out

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<v Speaker 3>to the store and cops pulled me over. He's saying

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<v Speaker 3>that I made a red light.

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<v Speaker 4>He won't spoke to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, who is.

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<v Speaker 4>This is this, mister Somoni? Yes, sir, Yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 4>Officer Brody from PSA two out here in Queens. Listen,

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<v Speaker 4>your son just ran a red light here on my beat.

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<v Speaker 4>I just pulled him over in the van. It's your van, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sir, it looks like he's been drinking beer.

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<v Speaker 4>That's correct, sir. There's a five pack of Heineken with

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<v Speaker 4>one beer missing. Your son reeks of beer, and uh,

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<v Speaker 4>we're gonna have to ticket him for ninety five dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna have to impound it as evidence. We may

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<v Speaker 4>have to sell the car at auction now.

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<v Speaker 3>But this this is a company van.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well you're gonna have to get another one, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>Have your son by your new one. Look, why don't

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<v Speaker 4>you talk to him? I gotta do some and check

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<v Speaker 4>your plate. Make sure there's no warrants against your son.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be right back here. You go talk to your father.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, you're drinking? No, but I just went to the

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<v Speaker 3>source to get to get a six pack. Because you're drinking.

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<v Speaker 3>I opened the cane to beer just to get inside

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<v Speaker 3>the job. If you're not drunk, why aren't you tell

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<v Speaker 3>the cop I'm talking Brussonisa says, I told him I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not drunk. He goes well enough for me, Helen, it

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<v Speaker 3>was not enough. I'm got a half micause with all

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<v Speaker 3>the plumbing, the parts, chief shopped, achievement and novels? Have

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<v Speaker 3>youre since? Why don't you drink on the job, your

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<v Speaker 3>stupid mother? Can you do that? Matt? I was just

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<v Speaker 3>come him back on the way. There is no excuse.

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<v Speaker 3>Since when don't we drink on the job?

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<v Speaker 4>Nobody?

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<v Speaker 3>A god? You're not allowed to drink? A gone? Hi?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, hey give me that phone? Hey, hey, mister so money. Yes, listen,

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<v Speaker 4>he's driving with a suspended license. Do you know that?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't tell him about the suspended license? No, you

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<v Speaker 4>tell him not here, you take the phone. You thought

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<v Speaker 4>what you've been driving? Huh?

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<v Speaker 3>Why you you've been driving with art with a suspended license?

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't even know about this. I thought I

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<v Speaker 3>fixed it, Bob? When does you think you fixed it?

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<v Speaker 3>I did you think you fixed it? How can you

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<v Speaker 3>tell me you thought you fixed it?

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<v Speaker 4>You told me you knew all about it. Now now

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<v Speaker 4>you said he's too stupid? The difference?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how can you go and tell the officer that

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what the is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Who you're thinking? Huh? What the who's thinking? What? You

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<v Speaker 3>are making me to be schmock? No, I was trying

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<v Speaker 3>to trying to do their life to get you are

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<v Speaker 3>trying to go ns. You're trying to make me a schmock.

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<v Speaker 3>That's where you're trying to. You gotta make me look

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<v Speaker 3>like I'm not there. What is the difference? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that that he's going to bring that

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<v Speaker 3>up or no, so look up something up?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't call you in. You're siding no, right,

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<v Speaker 3>I I cannot fully my own son is mister somoney?

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<v Speaker 4>Is one more thing? Yes, you've been phone tapped you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? I love you, Bo, Yeah, I love your dress.

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