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Speaker 1: world famous phone pranks. The phone's Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran
Speaker 1: phone tab.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you waited for this phone tab. I love
Speaker 2: a relationship between a father and a son. Sometimes it
Speaker 2: can be a little cool strained. Well, the email coming
Speaker 2: into the station read like this. My father owns a
Speaker 2: plumbing business and is a couple of company vans. I'm
Speaker 2: one of his drivers, and I've been caught driving in
Speaker 2: the past with a suspended license, so I've been in trouble. Well,
Speaker 2: I had my license renewed, told him all about it,
Speaker 2: so we should be fine. So here's what we do.
Speaker 2: Call him up, tell him I got pulled over for
Speaker 2: driving with a suspended license, and then tell him I
Speaker 2: lied about it. It'll get Dad freaked. I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: his van and Queen's on a job this week, and
Speaker 2: he'll just go nuts knowing I'm driving around in his
Speaker 2: van totally illegal. He'll be very pissed. My dad is
Speaker 2: from Albania. He has an accent, so sometimes he yells
Speaker 2: so loud you don't understand what he's saying. So good
Speaker 2: luck doing your phone tap this. He comes to us
Speaker 2: from Agron. All right, so Agron and his dad about
Speaker 2: to get on the phone with each other. Our own
Speaker 2: Dave Brody is gonna be on there as Officer Brody.
Speaker 2: Let's listen in here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm in the Little.
Speaker 3: Trouble Bob Watch. I just went. I just went out
Speaker 3: to the store and cops pulled me over. He's saying
Speaker 3: that I made a red light.
Speaker 4: He won't spoke to you.
Speaker 3: Hold on, who is.
Speaker 4: This is this, mister Somoni? Yes, sir, Yeah, this is
Speaker 4: Officer Brody from PSA two out here in Queens. Listen,
Speaker 4: your son just ran a red light here on my beat.
Speaker 4: I just pulled him over in the van. It's your van, sir.
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, it looks like he's been drinking beer.
Speaker 4: That's correct, sir. There's a five pack of Heineken with
Speaker 4: one beer missing. Your son reeks of beer, and uh,
Speaker 4: we're gonna have to ticket him for ninety five dollars.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to impound it as evidence. We may
Speaker 4: have to sell the car at auction now.
Speaker 3: But this this is a company van.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you're gonna have to get another one, sir.
Speaker 4: Have your son by your new one. Look, why don't
Speaker 4: you talk to him? I gotta do some and check
Speaker 4: your plate. Make sure there's no warrants against your son.
Speaker 4: I'll be right back here. You go talk to your father.
Speaker 3: Hello, you're drinking? No, but I just went to the
Speaker 3: source to get to get a six pack. Because you're drinking.
Speaker 3: I opened the cane to beer just to get inside
Speaker 3: the job. If you're not drunk, why aren't you tell
Speaker 3: the cop I'm talking Brussonisa says, I told him I'm
Speaker 3: not drunk. He goes well enough for me, Helen, it
Speaker 3: was not enough. I'm got a half micause with all
Speaker 3: the plumbing, the parts, chief shopped, achievement and novels? Have
Speaker 3: youre since? Why don't you drink on the job, your
Speaker 3: stupid mother? Can you do that? Matt? I was just
Speaker 3: come him back on the way. There is no excuse.
Speaker 3: Since when don't we drink on the job?
Speaker 4: Nobody?
Speaker 3: A god? You're not allowed to drink? A gone? Hi?
Speaker 4: Hey, hey give me that phone? Hey, hey, mister so money. Yes, listen,
Speaker 4: he's driving with a suspended license. Do you know that?
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: You didn't tell him about the suspended license? No, you
Speaker 4: tell him not here, you take the phone. You thought
Speaker 4: what you've been driving? Huh?
Speaker 3: Why you you've been driving with art with a suspended license?
Speaker 3: And I don't even know about this. I thought I
Speaker 3: fixed it, Bob? When does you think you fixed it?
Speaker 3: I did you think you fixed it? How can you
Speaker 3: tell me you thought you fixed it?
Speaker 4: You told me you knew all about it. Now now
Speaker 4: you said he's too stupid? The difference?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how can you go and tell the officer that
Speaker 3: I don't know what the is going on?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Who you're thinking? Huh? What the who's thinking? What? You
Speaker 3: are making me to be schmock? No, I was trying
Speaker 3: to trying to do their life to get you are
Speaker 3: trying to go ns. You're trying to make me a schmock.
Speaker 3: That's where you're trying to. You gotta make me look
Speaker 3: like I'm not there. What is the difference? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know that that he's going to bring that
Speaker 3: up or no, so look up something up?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't call you in. You're siding no, right,
Speaker 3: I I cannot fully my own son is mister somoney?
Speaker 4: Is one more thing? Yes, you've been phone tapped you?
Speaker 3: Oh? I love you, Bo, Yeah, I love your dress.
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