Speaker 1: We're just too unapologetically black women with an opinion. Who
Speaker 1: talks back? What's up, y'all, it's a j welcome to
Speaker 1: that new episode and we talk back. A hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: it's tam bam my fun with you. I'm gonna fun
Speaker 1: with you. You don't a lot him this week? Man,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm in a crampy kind of this week.
Speaker 1: I still love y'all the man. I need some dick.
Speaker 1: I don't want no dick or no pussy. I'm a
Speaker 1: sexual this week. I haven't a sexual for a little bit.
Speaker 1: I need some damn dick. Man. I like niggas, I
Speaker 1: like bitches, I like nobody. That's how I feel right now.
Speaker 1: That's one thing. Yeah, I want some dick. But I
Speaker 1: don't just want any dick. I want some good dick.
Speaker 1: Do you have a particular dick in mind? Or you
Speaker 1: just want like, oh, if you do, what else? I
Speaker 1: don't want no. I don't want no new dick. So
Speaker 1: don't want no old dick. Want surprised dick. What's a
Speaker 1: surprised dick? Surprised dick is right, that's not surprised dick.
Speaker 1: What a surprised dick? I ain't never heard of that.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't want no dick that I don't know,
Speaker 1: rather not it's gonna suck the ship out of me
Speaker 1: or not. I don't want that. That's like, even though
Speaker 1: you know, phone cameras be saving lives around here because
Speaker 1: you can wean niggers out like that, but just because
Speaker 1: the headsat penis doesn't mean he can use it properly.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. And I don't want no whack
Speaker 1: ass surprises because there's nothing like getting all fucking wrapped up.
Speaker 1: I can't fun acting like they did. You A favorite
Speaker 1: Martin me that dick ain't hit no ship, sir. How
Speaker 1: was your weekend? My niece had her sweet sixteen birthday party,
Speaker 1: so I went over there and curled her hair up
Speaker 1: and stuff. She had her little fucking boyfriend over there,
Speaker 1: and ship. It's such a helpless feeling to know that
Speaker 1: somebody you love and cherished so much is going to
Speaker 1: go through at least ten years of fucking heartache. It's
Speaker 1: such a helpless feeling. Like you could tell them all
Speaker 1: the dumb bitch stories, you can give them all the advice,
Speaker 1: and these little motherfucker's s don't want to learn on
Speaker 1: their own. Why you just can't live through me? That's
Speaker 1: the American way. I guess why you just can't take
Speaker 1: my advice, bitch, because it don't work like that. People
Speaker 1: have to go through it, through it. This little boy
Speaker 1: is like a damn little dork. I hope she don't listen.
Speaker 1: She ain't got no business listening to our shows right exactly,
Speaker 1: But her mom would be listening. And I keep telling
Speaker 1: my niece something like that, boy, is how you doing?
Speaker 1: I keep telling her to shen't know. He might not
Speaker 1: be how you doing. He might be you know, these
Speaker 1: kids are different. He might be like the same thing.
Speaker 1: These kids are all purpose. They just be doing a
Speaker 1: little bit of this, a little bit of that, and
Speaker 1: it's not safe follow activity. So that was nice. I'm
Speaker 1: glad she had a happy birthday. She was beautiful for
Speaker 1: her birthday, and her friends, all of them was cute
Speaker 1: on little girl, how a little nice little asaki shirt?
Speaker 1: Like how much your parents making? It might have been
Speaker 1: a you know, I feel like millennial damn thing rich.
Speaker 1: Their kids look super rich nowadays. Mmm mm hmmm. Well
Speaker 1: I went to this new spot in Charlotte. If y'all
Speaker 1: in the Charlotte area, y'all go check it out. It's
Speaker 1: called Cloud South in shout out to Kiefie. It's a
Speaker 1: nice spot, y'all. They even got like like if you
Speaker 1: spend enough money at the bar, they'll bring a bit
Speaker 1: out on the casket and she'd be laying down in
Speaker 1: the kid skint and pop up with your bottles, like
Speaker 1: killing the game. We're killing it. What you couldn't get
Speaker 1: a bit like me to lay down in the Cassie?
Speaker 1: Tell me about here's your liquor. Yeah, isn't a real casket. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like a real casket. What type of demon time? No,
Speaker 1: it's dope. Man, It's different, you know, especially for Charlotte.
Speaker 1: They're trying to level up when it comes to our
Speaker 1: on it's southing and Charlotte, I'll check it out for real.
Speaker 1: It's a guy had so much fun in there. I
Speaker 1: had a ball. I was showing out. Maybe I'm like
Speaker 1: owe some people some apologies and ship. I punched the
Speaker 1: nick in the face and there yesterday, Yeah I did.
Speaker 1: He was so mad at me. I was just playing.
Speaker 1: Now if I punched your ass back that he didn't,
Speaker 1: But why you punch him in the face? I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. I can't remember it's something he said.
Speaker 1: I just he said something I ain't like, and I
Speaker 1: was like, fop, So look, i'd be talking ship, but
Speaker 1: I really don't be hitting people. You hit this bitch
Speaker 1: every time I talk about violence. She's like, oh, we
Speaker 1: don't promote violence. So we talked back me while this
Speaker 1: bitch punching random niggas in the face and the clus
Speaker 1: sorry too, if you listen to girl, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have did that. He was also Rick James Ship.
Speaker 1: I was drunk as hill man. I was drunk. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I am for real. I don't know why I hit
Speaker 1: that nigger like that. He said something out of line.
Speaker 1: Did you know him? Yeah, that's my homie. That's why
Speaker 1: I know he's mad at me. You know, did you
Speaker 1: hit him up and say sorry? No, I just said
Speaker 1: it lack of emotion and if he's my real friend,
Speaker 1: he tuned in and he heard the apology that he deserved.
Speaker 1: Shame anyway, go to clouds out In y'all check it out.
Speaker 1: Don't hit nobody though, please don't hit nobody live. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that sums up for my weekend I didn't do
Speaker 1: much of anything, you know, the same usual. You know,
Speaker 1: sometimes I just don't want to talk about my weekend. Yeah, lying,
Speaker 1: she'd be lying to y'all on the weekend. Just know
Speaker 1: that after we finished recording and then she really tell
Speaker 1: me what she did over the weekend, I'll be telling
Speaker 1: y'all the truth. I gotta keep some ship to my self. Man,
Speaker 1: God damn, you know you'll be looking at your sideways
Speaker 1: when you'll be telling them your whole life, ye be judging.
Speaker 1: So you saw Meg the Stallion. She graduated, y'all from
Speaker 1: Texas South from the university. Congratulations, nig I'm proud my
Speaker 1: little cousin or something, girl like just for real, my
Speaker 1: eyes had got terry when she was walking across the stage.
Speaker 1: Girl the well. I like Mega Stagg too, but I
Speaker 1: want to cry for her because she's I mean, it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, most of us go to college not for education, right,
Speaker 1: We go because we want to get jobs that will
Speaker 1: make us money and provide us the type of lifestyles
Speaker 1: that we want to live. Right, So she's already in
Speaker 1: a position to get everything she wants. Would you have
Speaker 1: continued to go to college if you already got the money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why not you already you in there? I would have
Speaker 1: you know, um, I definitely wouldn't have rushed it. I
Speaker 1: probably want to finished on time, but she man, I
Speaker 1: would have dropped down soon as my friend I'm I'm
Speaker 1: as soon as I'm a savage win number one. I
Speaker 1: would have been like, fuck you school. Well, obviously she's
Speaker 1: a finisher. She started ship and she finished was a
Speaker 1: very very good trait. Unlike my fucking self. I don't
Speaker 1: be finishing ships. I'm starting a new I know that's right.
Speaker 1: I don't start finishing get my agree back expensive as
Speaker 1: bill hanging on my wall. I want to go to
Speaker 1: law school. Well, not necessarily law school. I just want
Speaker 1: to practice law like Kim k like she did, like
Speaker 1: the apprenticeship through an actual lawyer and law firm. In California,
Speaker 1: there's only a couple of states that let you do that.
Speaker 1: You have to go to law. I know I want to,
Speaker 1: I really want to, and not that I actually wanna,
Speaker 1: um practice law. I just want to be a lawyer.
Speaker 1: So maybe she just wanted to finish her finish. Isn't
Speaker 1: that the same thing? I may not ever, actually, you know,
Speaker 1: go to a court, I just like, listen, I'm already
Speaker 1: a good lawyer. I can argue me. You just listen,
Speaker 1: I am. I have represented myself on multiple occasions and
Speaker 1: have been successful. So you're more criminal than a lawyer.
Speaker 1: It was, what's just saying, I have been my own
Speaker 1: defense attorney. You gotta be. All they do is you
Speaker 1: read the fucking law. All they do is look at
Speaker 1: the book, read uh previous cases, check for precedents. Ship
Speaker 1: like that. Like anybody can do that. The funk. You
Speaker 1: just have to pay them a bunch of money to
Speaker 1: do that. Ship. You could read a book. Meg now
Speaker 1: she she also got uh um. She was given the
Speaker 1: eighteenth Congressional District of Texas Hero Award after graduating as well.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of videos out there with her receiving
Speaker 1: that and her hobby little party. I like them getting married.
Speaker 1: I know they aren't married. I'm hoping they get married
Speaker 1: because they look great together. Yeah, I like them. That's cool.
Speaker 1: But that's dope that she got that award. And to
Speaker 1: shout out to Megan, that's cool. You're doing dope things
Speaker 1: and you are showing girls that you can be a
Speaker 1: hot girl and a smart girl at the same time.
Speaker 1: They can be synonymous that I I was jealous at one
Speaker 1: point that she was fucking party. Really like him? Who
Speaker 1: is he? He's a rapper and he's like he goes
Speaker 1: right for Cardi b Oh, Yeah, he's fucking fine. I
Speaker 1: like him better than her money bags. So back to jail,
Speaker 1: Jesse Smillett, juicy smooth, the guilty. But what is he
Speaker 1: guilty of? Like being dumb? As it's being dumb because
Speaker 1: he didn't really did he really commit a crime? Like
Speaker 1: what was the crime? Being a liar, being a narcissist
Speaker 1: basically that's what he's guilty of. And you know, is
Speaker 1: he he being a black narcissist? Get your jail time? Apparently? So,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's more funny than it is
Speaker 1: a crime. I don't think what he did was funny
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, he had a lot of people like
Speaker 1: an uproar because it was during time. You know, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people being shot by the police. All
Speaker 1: these differ of things that's going on. Um why, It's
Speaker 1: just why? And I guess the LGBTQ community plus are
Speaker 1: also upset with him because now he feels they feel
Speaker 1: like he has set precedents for um, like for what
Speaker 1: situations and exactly what I situations in the in the future,
Speaker 1: But they just a liar like and just dumb. I
Speaker 1: don't think what he's what happened was funny. I think
Speaker 1: the lie that he made up was funny. White man
Speaker 1: with a mega hat on, Like if you're talking about
Speaker 1: nigger from Empire racists, don't watch Empire with the funk
Speaker 1: that I've never seen that show and do any like
Speaker 1: real life like white people that talk like that actually
Speaker 1: live in Chicago, Like I feel like they're gonna get
Speaker 1: the ass what up there? No, it's the white people
Speaker 1: in Chicago's plenty white people. They just know. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying yeah, I'm right. I'm not saying like there's no
Speaker 1: white people out there. But any hunky tar white people
Speaker 1: like that up there to do that to him, I
Speaker 1: think they everywhere child, But I just don't think they
Speaker 1: would know that he was on Empire. So why Chicago
Speaker 1: police say that they wouldn't have arrested him if he
Speaker 1: would have just apologized. But it's because he drew this
Speaker 1: ship all the way out, continued to fucking lie is
Speaker 1: why he ended up being prosecuted for it. M So
Speaker 1: if something that he could have actually apologized for and
Speaker 1: not even have had to go to trial about If
Speaker 1: he ends up getting jail time for this, that would
Speaker 1: be really some bullshit because really his crime needed he
Speaker 1: needed to pay by an apology, not time in prison.
Speaker 1: But you know, sometimes you know, if you lie, you're
Speaker 1: supposed to lie all the way to the end. I
Speaker 1: hate to have a nigger like him. Boy, what you
Speaker 1: what you did? Man? I killed somebody? What do you
Speaker 1: do a lot about white people? With me? And shed?
Speaker 1: I go, I can't. What's the worst lie nigger ever
Speaker 1: told you? He loved me? Oh no, I'm still say y'all. Look,
Speaker 1: let me tell you about the worst lie think and
Speaker 1: think ever told me. I remember one time I was
Speaker 1: with this dude and uh we we were actually at
Speaker 1: a hotel room and I didn't really like the next Like,
Speaker 1: when I got to the room, I'm like, how long
Speaker 1: you been here? Because it just looked like he was
Speaker 1: there longer than a day, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like all the towels and wash lots was used and
Speaker 1: ship like that, and um, it just looked messy, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying To say, he just checked in
Speaker 1: right before I got there. So he was like, no,
Speaker 1: he'd been there for like a day and a half.
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, so he don't live there,
Speaker 1: but listen, it wasn't until the next morning, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know how I slept, but I'll ever stick in
Speaker 1: my hand underneath the pillow. It was a bottle of
Speaker 1: k y jelly underneath there? What I mean, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And this nigga swore up and down that
Speaker 1: it had to have been left there. Mind you, this
Speaker 1: is a nice ass hotel and then like an expensive
Speaker 1: hotel in nice area, Like, boy, what the fun was
Speaker 1: you doing? Dry pussy your ass? What was you doing?
Speaker 1: One of the two listen crickets on that ass nigga
Speaker 1: talked to you, dookie flag that's a brown flag. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a shitty flag. Because he just kept lying about it,
Speaker 1: Like at what point did somebody make this whole beat
Speaker 1: up and leave the bottle underneath the pillows? You may
Speaker 1: tell me didn't change the sheets, that's what you. You
Speaker 1: want me to believe that they rented a hotel room
Speaker 1: to you that they never cleaned and left the whole
Speaker 1: bottle of k See, he should have said, baby, I
Speaker 1: got this for you, but you I just turned out
Speaker 1: to not need it something, girl, shame niggas lying like
Speaker 1: somebody buying them, lies like some lives costs because you
Speaker 1: acting like you're making money off of them. They freach
Speaker 1: out because I pay for him. The fun these niggas
Speaker 1: is giving away last for free every day. All right.
Speaker 1: So I read the other day that Georgia is launching
Speaker 1: a guaranteed income program in where black women only will
Speaker 1: receive eight hundred fifty dollars. Now what you think about that?
Speaker 1: What kind of plot is that? Now you know how
Speaker 1: I get with political ship? Bitch. I don't funk with
Speaker 1: nothing that don't funk with black men. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: it's black women. Why do keep trying to separate us? Exactly?
Speaker 1: And you know there's gonna be a lot of black
Speaker 1: women like yeah, yeah, yeah, girl, let me get my
Speaker 1: a fifty please. Fun. These niggas can't do ship for me,
Speaker 1: the government giving me a fifty every exactly. They just
Speaker 1: repeat in history basically because we can look at that
Speaker 1: as like a welfare checks. And now you can't have
Speaker 1: a man because you want housing and all this other ship.
Speaker 1: Why you want to Why does the government only want
Speaker 1: to elevate one group of our community. That's some bullshit,
Speaker 1: and that is a former white that is like perpetuating
Speaker 1: white supremacy. As far as I'm going, and we're helping,
Speaker 1: black women would then be helping because if our men
Speaker 1: are never going to be in a position to take
Speaker 1: care of us, right, you know, like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: That's some mootion. I don't understand why they only want
Speaker 1: to give black women money, right, that's weird. I mean,
Speaker 1: if they don't give it to you, take it. I
Speaker 1: ain't telling you not to take it. The thing is
Speaker 1: is that they shouldn't even be given it, so as
Speaker 1: a collective, we shouldn't be accepting it. Like stop trying
Speaker 1: to give our reparations to a couple to different people,
Speaker 1: like y'allin gave our reparations to the whole country. V
Speaker 1: these P P P and e idel loans. Y'alla gave
Speaker 1: out reparations to the fucking Asians and the immigrants you
Speaker 1: to pay back. But what I'm saying is, oh, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: y'allless stuff is being forgiven, not all of it, majority
Speaker 1: of it. They have loans, right, they have grants right
Speaker 1: now for giving e I D L loans E I
Speaker 1: d L. But some of the money you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to pay back some of it. The majority of people
Speaker 1: I know that received the p P P, who have
Speaker 1: legitimate businesses, were able to get that stuff forgiving. So
Speaker 1: the money that we keep trying to get from them,
Speaker 1: you know, for reparations, they've divvieded out amongst the whole country.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel. Mhm. You know what I'm saying
Speaker 1: as opposed to you know, the community, That's what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they and they keep doing it. So now this
Speaker 1: is just another thing to make us shut up something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I don't like that one motherfucking bit.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're trying to pull, but I
Speaker 1: ain't with it. Georgia, do better, Yeah, do better, Georgia.
Speaker 1: And you know, it's a lot of like how you
Speaker 1: doing men and women down there? So the like the
Speaker 1: and sorry if anybody gets offended head on hetero sexual
Speaker 1: black men beyonder attack sometimes sometimes all the time. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I feel like, even by me sometimes because
Speaker 1: sometimes it's fun, y'all. I swear to God, I love y'all,
Speaker 1: but I still want to suck y'all. So I love
Speaker 1: y'all most days, but god damn, why don't listen? I
Speaker 1: swear I don't block every nig. They had my phone
Speaker 1: number access denied. I don't even know y'all know more?
Speaker 1: Who you know me from? Where elementary school? Go that way? Man,
Speaker 1: let's pay some bills. We'll be right back, y'all. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So did you watch the free Larry Hoover UM concert? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did, and I um was late for work the
Speaker 1: next day fucking with Kanye and Drake. I didn't catch
Speaker 1: it because I didn't realize that ship was on fucking prime. Yes,
Speaker 1: it started twelve thirty the hell, oh, I guess maybe
Speaker 1: they was in Cali. They were in Calli and it
Speaker 1: was still to start nine pm Cali time, but they
Speaker 1: didn't come out to an hour and a half after.
Speaker 1: They didn't start until ten thirty, oh naked time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean it was good. At first. I was
Speaker 1: like scary because I was like, uh, they're sinking about Jesus.
Speaker 1: But it's looking kind of demonic to me. But the
Speaker 1: music was you gotta see it, man. It was all
Speaker 1: dressing all black. You couldn't see nobody face and they
Speaker 1: was doing like, huh, that's all that should that being
Speaker 1: scary movies, you know what I'm talking about. But they
Speaker 1: changed the words to like I funk with Jesus or
Speaker 1: something like that. I don't know what it was. It
Speaker 1: was something like that. I don't know. But but then
Speaker 1: they started. Kanye did the old Kanye songs and that
Speaker 1: ship was lit. Drake did all his good songs. I
Speaker 1: think he did more new songs. Kanye took it all
Speaker 1: the way back. But then he did do the one
Speaker 1: song and he talked about he said, um, what do
Speaker 1: you say more more? Um, what's the word? I'm looking
Speaker 1: for something? He just said Kimberly. He put him in
Speaker 1: the song like basically, baby, I need you to run
Speaker 1: right back to me. Baby, I need you to run
Speaker 1: right back to me more specifically Kimberly. And I was like, ah,
Speaker 1: he want his bitch back. And she was there, right kids,
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know, yeah, I think so, I
Speaker 1: know North was there. They showed her like northe yep. So,
Speaker 1: but look, that wasn't that song made for Ambrose. That's
Speaker 1: what they said. The song was originally made for Ambrose.
Speaker 1: And then he just said more repurposing the song right.
Speaker 1: He referbished the song for killing. I love Kanye man.
Speaker 1: Kanye be tripping. You think he's going too hard for Kim? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's his wife. That's how can you go to her
Speaker 1: for your wife and family? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Like his whole thing is ship. We ain't divorced yet.
Speaker 1: That man is fighting for his life out here, and
Speaker 1: I just think it's it's a lot of powers at hand.
Speaker 1: I really feel like maybe Kanye just want to be
Speaker 1: there to protect his family. I don't know what Kanye
Speaker 1: be thinking about, because then he threatened to harm her.
Speaker 1: At one point, he was episode you lying, stop lying
Speaker 1: on my goddamn brother. Let me look, I said, stop
Speaker 1: lying with my brother. Now you know I'd go hard
Speaker 1: for Kanye child. Please, Kanye did not threaten that girl.
Speaker 1: That's what we're gonna do. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: want to, dude. It sounds like it like why you
Speaker 1: want to make the black man out to be like that? Okay,
Speaker 1: see I read it wrong, and see this is why
Speaker 1: you gotta read y'all. Kanye West reportedly threatened to show
Speaker 1: the world the truth by live streaming any intervention his wife,
Speaker 1: Kim and her family might try to involve him in
Speaker 1: and that was like when he was going through that
Speaker 1: really uh yeah, because he was like, I'm not man,
Speaker 1: it just seemed like a manic episode to me. But
Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, And I guess to protect himself,
Speaker 1: he probably would want to broadcast it. But yeah, like
Speaker 1: you said, you definitely can't go hard enough for your family.
Speaker 1: But you know, sometimes like women, I feel like women
Speaker 1: have a real high tolerance for bullshit a lot of
Speaker 1: us and men are used to that. And when like
Speaker 1: you wake up and be like, man, funk this ship.
Speaker 1: And you know, when a woman is fed up and
Speaker 1: what you can do about it, that's the real thing.
Speaker 1: So she she's probably fat up and she like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not dealing with this dumb ship no more, and
Speaker 1: might be in a in a good place right now,
Speaker 1: like peace. You know, Kanye Kanye is forty one. I
Speaker 1: think his dick probably slowing down some. And she's got
Speaker 1: that young dude probably sucking this ship out of her. Hey,
Speaker 1: like I heard you had dick for the industry, heard
Speaker 1: that that dick probably pale star in Your dick ain't
Speaker 1: the same you want that pale dick. Kim they're the
Speaker 1: same complexion. And nah, hell no, that dude is white,
Speaker 1: like the real white, like white people beige. But that white,
Speaker 1: I don't know, she's not. I mean our media is
Speaker 1: that like, I don't know, Kale, that guy is very pale.
Speaker 1: Kim ain't that pale? Can't be wearing self Tanna. I
Speaker 1: cannot believe Kanye lost his bitch. That guy future, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get my bitch back. WHOA. I can't believe not
Speaker 1: he might get his woman back. Man, that's the mother
Speaker 1: his children. You got four kids together. Although he only
Speaker 1: be talking about Um Northwest most of the time. She'd
Speaker 1: be like, he'd be like North and the kids North
Speaker 1: and all the other motherfucker's we had. I wonder if
Speaker 1: you don't feel the same connection because they came via surrogate.
Speaker 1: I mean, but it's still like them. It's still their
Speaker 1: DNA and they look like absolutely call you ask it's crazy,
Speaker 1: you know, him doing that at the concert. It's sort
Speaker 1: of a form of manipulation. Men may not see it
Speaker 1: that way. It's sort of the same lines of you
Speaker 1: remember when Cardi and Offset was going through it and
Speaker 1: he came out during her performance and Um basically asked
Speaker 1: for her back, like trying to get her back, like
Speaker 1: you put people on the spot in that way. She's
Speaker 1: there with how many thousands and thousands of people. Kim
Speaker 1: must be really done because the very next day her
Speaker 1: ass was like, I want to be legally separated. I
Speaker 1: want to be legally single from that niggam. I mean,
Speaker 1: how is it not adultery? Though? If they're just now
Speaker 1: filing for separation, how how would she legally be what
Speaker 1: already with somebody else that they haven't went through the
Speaker 1: courts everybody else doing it but publicly that's weird alright,
Speaker 1: So a j what is the grandest gesture someone is
Speaker 1: done to get you back or what was something you
Speaker 1: did to get your nigga back. I never had to
Speaker 1: go through extremes to get my nigga back because I'd
Speaker 1: be trying not to funk up to have to go
Speaker 1: to an extreme. Yeah, um, I mean just like the flowers,
Speaker 1: maybe a trip that type of stuff. Have I haven't
Speaker 1: had somebody go super big, that's that would be about it,
Speaker 1: like sending a bunch of flowers and ship like that. Now.
Speaker 1: I remember one time, this was in my mia twenties.
Speaker 1: My nigga had caught me, uh messaging another guy and
Speaker 1: I was singing some ship like oh we would be
Speaker 1: a power couple to another Micha. Oh my god. He
Speaker 1: was so mad at me, and he was like crying,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I wasn't really like serious. I was just
Speaker 1: you know, Facebook flirting with a nigga, A girl I
Speaker 1: had a big all always caught me a lock y'all showty.
Speaker 1: I was sucking all month long and just beck and
Speaker 1: call girl, just trying to make sure my nigga didn't
Speaker 1: leave me. Hey, like that might be what I've done.
Speaker 1: I might have suck a lot of dick, That's about it. Cried,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I went to the wren talk
Speaker 1: to the lady. She's gonna see me on Thursday. The
Speaker 1: lady said, we've even together. Shame, that's probably it. I
Speaker 1: really went through the extreme. Man. You know, I have
Speaker 1: a not not saying I don't know how to apologize.
Speaker 1: But when I don't think i'm working wrong, even when
Speaker 1: i'm wrong, if I don't think i'm wrong, it's like
Speaker 1: like sorry, period. Sorry. You don't know how to be sorry.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know how to show remorse. How
Speaker 1: the other person thinks you should show remorse. I wanted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean no, because somebody can just tell me sorry, Yes,
Speaker 1: I need I need change the behavior. You don't even
Speaker 1: have to tell me sorry. Just change your behavior. And
Speaker 1: I'm okay with that. You don't gotta tell me sorry.
Speaker 1: You don't gonna say I was wrong. None of that. Ship,
Speaker 1: that's it. No, I need all of it. I need
Speaker 1: just singing on my voicemail. Really violate you. Sorry. I
Speaker 1: love what we do again. I need to crying on
Speaker 1: my voicemail. Yeah, sun that sometimes niggas violates you so
Speaker 1: bad to where like, sorry, nigger, can you bring me
Speaker 1: the sun right last for that motherfucker and pull it
Speaker 1: down to me? Because this ain't cutting it. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: isn't it? After a while? I'm sorry? Don't mean ship,
Speaker 1: m So yeah, what's the greatest gesture anything is I
Speaker 1: don't even really know against gifts and money and yeah,
Speaker 1: that's about it. And that's just regular ship. And this
Speaker 1: is don't when the nigga got a lot of money,
Speaker 1: it don't even really mean nothing. Right. It's like when
Speaker 1: a guy who's like has average money and they do
Speaker 1: something grand, It's like, okay, that feels like, you know,
Speaker 1: that might have hurt you a little bit to do
Speaker 1: all of that, but when they reached ain't nothing that
Speaker 1: ain't even hurt your pockets a little bit. You probably
Speaker 1: had your assistance. Hey, go get there some ship nice
Speaker 1: and send it to her because I'm stay right sorry
Speaker 1: on it. Thank you, thank you Ashley as you finished that,
Speaker 1: can you s too? Yo? Shame man, that's terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never had nobody do not super spectactically, just the
Speaker 1: flowers and stuff, which I like. I like flowers. I
Speaker 1: like fresh flowers. I try to buy some flowers every week.
Speaker 1: So somebody sent me some flowers, Like I got me
Speaker 1: some flowers a couple of weeks ago, like the weaker
Speaker 1: rikad Thanksgiving. But thank you love. I was saying, I
Speaker 1: got this bouquet of flowers for my birthday from on
Speaker 1: this guy. And it was the most beautiful flowers I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. There were roses. I think these roses was
Speaker 1: like I don't even know if they was like real.
Speaker 1: They were so pretty, man, they were the most beautiful bouquet.
Speaker 1: I love some flowers. They get you a couchie coupin
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I won't say that. No, my fucking flowers.
Speaker 1: Don't get you know, couchie coupin they pay off one
Speaker 1: of these credit cards of mine, couchie coin. If I
Speaker 1: like you and you buy me a beautiful bouquet, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. You're easy. I thought you was hard. No,
Speaker 1: I ain't if I'm already fucking you. Oh and you're saying,
Speaker 1: and that's and that's no, I ain't talking about a
Speaker 1: random nigga just buy me some flowers, now, busting it
Speaker 1: wide open. No, I'm talking about somebody I'm already dealing with,
Speaker 1: and they piss you off, that southing real bagh No
Speaker 1: not no, no, no, not based off a pits off.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about just some random, random, beautiful bouquet of flowers.
Speaker 1: Not I'm you're trying to get back with me and
Speaker 1: then you just send me some flowers, And now I'm
Speaker 1: busting the wide open. Though. M that's just a start
Speaker 1: that might get you off the block list. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Kanye and Kim have been through therapy
Speaker 1: because they've been together how long now, at least like
Speaker 1: ten years, right, I don't know, long long enough? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like, what what could he do? They have all
Speaker 1: the money in the world, right, he can't buy her
Speaker 1: ship that make her come back. She can buy anything
Speaker 1: she wants, so and I think that that's when that's
Speaker 1: probably what makes it easier for her to not go
Speaker 1: back either. It's like, you got all the money in
Speaker 1: the world. So I really loved you. We were together,
Speaker 1: I really loved you. It's just all the kids could
Speaker 1: even need. I kind of saw them splitting. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know what what event was this. This is the
Speaker 1: like one of this is like the Matt Galla one
Speaker 1: year and she had like that brown latex tight skin
Speaker 1: tight thing on outfit on you remember, and he all
Speaker 1: that hard story yeah with the with the brown skin
Speaker 1: type thing. So I remember an episode on the show
Speaker 1: he was like giving her such a hard time about
Speaker 1: this outfit, like about it being too revealing, and She's like,
Speaker 1: you knew I was gonna wear this for the last
Speaker 1: several months, you know what I'm saying, So why why
Speaker 1: do you wait the day of when I'm putting the
Speaker 1: outfit on to have a problem with it? Cause her
Speaker 1: all this like unnecessary stress right before the show with
Speaker 1: a smile, she did herself. Yeah for years. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you get you know, right, and then Kanye
Speaker 1: like he on his spiritual journey and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: Like that's that type of thing could cause people to
Speaker 1: grow apart. Yeah, you know, and I do believe she's
Speaker 1: toned it down a whole lot for him. But it's
Speaker 1: like she used to be, Like, dude, she had one
Speaker 1: when she was like pouring champagne from her butt crack
Speaker 1: and it was spilling over into the mouth of some ship.
Speaker 1: And that's like a U you know, who was the
Speaker 1: original who did that? That? Uh? A photo shoot like that?
Speaker 1: She was just doing her Um, she was reenacting somebody
Speaker 1: else's photo shoot like some ventage ship. Um. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Call you asked me fucking wilding. Now, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I know Tony is as a Gemini, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I could deal with that nigger, then motherfucker's be retarded,
Speaker 1: Okay using that word shut up retarded. I might be
Speaker 1: a low re re, but I'm not the whole retarded.
Speaker 1: I usually I'm usually the same person every day. I
Speaker 1: know they say geminis have split personality, but I don't
Speaker 1: be waking up and be somebody different. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You pretty much know what to expect for me.
Speaker 1: But some some Gemini's man maybe on some bullshit them
Speaker 1: may Geminis really be retarded you and Gemini is a
Speaker 1: little bit more retarded. I'll say that. Oh, y'all, I'm
Speaker 1: here to tell you. If you're a Jimni you're listening,
Speaker 1: you're fucking nuts. Girl by cry baby asked crank cancer cancer,
Speaker 1: cry baby cancer, cry baby cancer. I owe my ship.
Speaker 1: I cry right now. I don't care. Hey, look, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm a cry baby too now. But bitch, if I
Speaker 1: stopped crying, I want to fight. If you make me cry,
Speaker 1: I want to fight. You haven't seen that meme that
Speaker 1: said if we arguing and I stuttered, I'm gonna punch
Speaker 1: you in the face. That would be me. Man, if
Speaker 1: I lose words, I want to fight. We we talked
Speaker 1: back to not condone violence, promote it lies being told, well, listen,
Speaker 1: let's go to commercial. We'll be right back. Dumb bitch
Speaker 1: stories because we've all been a dumb bitch at least
Speaker 1: once or twice. So I do have a dumb bitch
Speaker 1: story from one of our Instagram listeners. Let's hear it.
Speaker 1: So it says, y'all, this isn't really a dumb bit story,
Speaker 1: but I need some advice on how to cheat. My
Speaker 1: birthday is January one, and my boyfriend doesn't really have
Speaker 1: money like that to take me on vacation, but that's
Speaker 1: what I want to do. We don't have any kids together,
Speaker 1: but he's paying back child support for two kids he
Speaker 1: has with his ex wife. I've been chatting with this
Speaker 1: guy went to college with and he wants to take
Speaker 1: me to Barbados for my birthday and I'm going period,
Speaker 1: but I don't know how without having to break up
Speaker 1: with my man. I need some advice on how to
Speaker 1: keep my man and go on the trip. Girl, what
Speaker 1: you think, Well, some motherfucking hole whole wranglers we go.
Speaker 1: I have a whole advice to the world, and the
Speaker 1: whole world, in the whole world shame. Oh all right,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna give you the demon, the demon on
Speaker 1: my shoulder, and the angel who I'm trying to be
Speaker 1: in my life, the age. All let's start with the
Speaker 1: angel advice. Girl, break up with you man, like, don't
Speaker 1: be out hair doing that. That's foul. You're gonna go
Speaker 1: on a trip for your birthday with another nigga and
Speaker 1: then come back and act like you love your nigga.
Speaker 1: You're not happy, just go just break up with him
Speaker 1: and go with the new nigga and live your best life.
Speaker 1: You know, he don't sound like he's gonna be able
Speaker 1: to give you what you want for a while. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he's paying all this backchat supporting ship, right, So my
Speaker 1: good self is saying, break up with him and then
Speaker 1: go do what you want to do and live your
Speaker 1: best life. There's a million niggas out here, find the
Speaker 1: one if it's the lifestyle that you want to live. Now,
Speaker 1: the whole wi being gonna tell you this, Uh, start
Speaker 1: a fight, Yeah, that's exactly what the funk I would taking.
Speaker 1: Bit start a fight like you're unhappy. Oh that's so
Speaker 1: this is awful. I feel terrible and dude, it ain't no, no,
Speaker 1: not really. That's the only thing you're gonna be able
Speaker 1: to do it start how the fun You gonna go
Speaker 1: away on a trip without you're gonna have to start
Speaker 1: a fight and making seem like you're mad about something
Speaker 1: and you don't want to talk. Your birthday and New
Speaker 1: Year's and you know what the thing is like, whoever
Speaker 1: you went for the New Year's who you're gonna be
Speaker 1: with for the whole year. Leave that nigger. I was
Speaker 1: telling her not to lie because she's not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to enjoy her vacation child like having to keep
Speaker 1: up with that cell phone and all that bullshit. You
Speaker 1: can't post pictures exactly make it nah na, bitch, and
Speaker 1: ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work. Nikkas do it
Speaker 1: all the time. What you mean, and they're gonna work.
Speaker 1: Nikkas do it all the time. You know why nickas
Speaker 1: do all the time because I'll dumb ass be acting
Speaker 1: like he ain't lying. Names is not gonna act like
Speaker 1: you ain't lying. They you're gonna be like, bitch, I
Speaker 1: know your ass out the country. I'd have been in
Speaker 1: your email, like you left your laptop here, Bitch, I
Speaker 1: see a fucking ticket. Where are you? You're gonna come
Speaker 1: back and your ship on the street, come back and
Speaker 1: have a ten when it's like thirty degrees at home,
Speaker 1: you come back with a fucking ten. I don't know
Speaker 1: how she's supposed to do that. Break up with him
Speaker 1: and then get back with him when you get back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if he had, if he'll have you, that's not cheating.
Speaker 1: Damn that's how we live in our life. Not me,
Speaker 1: but this whole want to do this next street. So
Speaker 1: she was like a young girl, like she looks like
Speaker 1: she's like so not without getting too much detail, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she looks about twenty five years old, and maybe how
Speaker 1: old man with these two kids been married before, like
Speaker 1: and got back child support already if you don't have
Speaker 1: any children, Like, why are you even want to deal
Speaker 1: with that? Well, that's not fair because I know a
Speaker 1: lot of women as all men with kids and they're happy.
Speaker 1: You know, No, no, no, I'm not saying him and
Speaker 1: having children but already having the back child support thing
Speaker 1: because like, yeah, because you're getting married exactly, that would
Speaker 1: be her debt. Or you could have a child by
Speaker 1: the child by this guy and you'll end up not
Speaker 1: together either. But oh you back child support? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: why you He sounds like he needs to focus on
Speaker 1: himself anyway, So he's kind of being selfish by sucking
Speaker 1: with you in the first place. That's how I feel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: girl going in trip. Girl, break up with him and
Speaker 1: go on your trip, or don't break up with him
Speaker 1: a lie and go on your trip. Either way you're going.
Speaker 1: She's going. She already said, she going. She said, period, girl,
Speaker 1: these mother fucking host be existing out here. Girl, they're everywhere. YEA,
Speaker 1: thank you for writing us, though, and I hope our
Speaker 1: advice helps you. And we hope you said because you
Speaker 1: know she ain't easy. You know that's scary. You know
Speaker 1: you're taking a dangerous chance playing with people feelings like
Speaker 1: that for real. You know that man love you, That
Speaker 1: hurt can be real, and what you're doing is deceitful.
Speaker 1: But have fun. Hey, like said, that's some pictures. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: but I don't know, child, that's rough. Well look that's
Speaker 1: how the funk we got for y'all. This week Live
Speaker 1: Chris is coming up. We're about to do some Christmas
Speaker 1: shopping all that good ship. I ain't buying nobody ship
Speaker 1: this year. I might buying my nieces and nephews. Actually,
Speaker 1: wait a lie. So for Thanksgiving we picked names and
Speaker 1: out the hat, so everybody has a name, just buying
Speaker 1: one gift for one person hundred dollar Max. I got
Speaker 1: my um, I got my brothers in law. I got
Speaker 1: my brother in law. H I picked his name from
Speaker 1: the hat. Is it supposed to be a secret, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he don't hope he don't listen he might, Well, you're
Speaker 1: sucking up the surprise, man, Just nake getting a twenty
Speaker 1: dollar gift. I'm about to surprise everybody and not get
Speaker 1: them nothing. One year, I bought everybody scratch offs and
Speaker 1: guess what, I signed my name on the back. Look, bitch,
Speaker 1: if you win, we'll go cash this in together. Right,
Speaker 1: you get half. I bought everybody scratch offs. These motherfucker's
Speaker 1: could not believe I signed my name on the back. No,
Speaker 1: I'm getting my God Baby. I'm gonna spoil her for Christmas,
Speaker 1: but that will be it. I ain't doing nothing. I'm
Speaker 1: not in a Christmas spirit. Tree. I didn't even put
Speaker 1: up my tree yet. I've never put up a Christmas
Speaker 1: tree ever. The most I've done I had like some
Speaker 1: little owls, little Christmas Christmas owls. That's it. I never
Speaker 1: put up a tree ever. Mm hmmm mm hmmm. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to do it tomorrow. I hate that I
Speaker 1: just bought this tree, so might as well throw it
Speaker 1: up and put some empty boxes under it. Make it
Speaker 1: look like I bought some ship for myself. Shame well,
Speaker 1: all right, y'all. Look so if you guys enjoyed this episode,
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Speaker 1: with all your dumb bitch stories. And I guess white
Speaker 1: people are you're working with us, so we ain't got
Speaker 1: no ask a black friend ship. Maybe we'll start talking
Speaker 1: about ship in the media. Right, that's gonna talk about
Speaker 1: white people. So y'all don't want to talk with us, right,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna start talking about your last I was
Speaker 1: trying to be your fucking friends. See see what the
Speaker 1: funk are you? Girl? All Right, y'all's official tam bam.
Speaker 1: I love y'all. Y'all follow me on Instagram. Bye God
Speaker 1: blass you, thank you for coming out. Goodnight,