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Speaker 1: The Nikki podcast. Here's Nikki. Hi guys, Thanks Noah, Thanks

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Speaker 1: Anya Marina, who does my theme song. I got to

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Speaker 1: catch up with on your Marina yesterday. Being in the

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Speaker 1: Cayman Islands for the last six years of my life,

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Speaker 1: I haven't really I've lost touch with all of my

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Speaker 1: friends and family, but I called my friend. I used

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Speaker 1: to talk to Anya every single day, every other day,

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Speaker 1: even when I was living in St. Louis. It's it's

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Speaker 1: so hard for me to keep in touch with best

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Speaker 1: friends like I have, like l A best friends. When

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Speaker 1: I lived there, I see them every day really one yeah, one,

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Speaker 1: and then uh. And then I moved to New York

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Speaker 1: and I like, don't call her everything. We just like

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Speaker 1: it's We're not a long distance friendship much. And then

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Speaker 1: friends again. But Anya, I'm able to keep that one

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Speaker 1: up generally, but not in the Cayman Islands. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: but we caught up yesterday. I also called my parents

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Speaker 1: yesterday and talked with them. What did they tell me?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wish I could say what they

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Speaker 1: told me. Oh. I made them like, look at all

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Speaker 1: my pictures from the Cayman Islands, and like, I kept

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Speaker 1: sending them pictures and um, my mom was just zooming

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Speaker 1: in on the bodies of the people on my show,

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Speaker 1: like the men men on my show, because there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of shirt loos muscled men and my they were

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Speaker 1: in bed and my dad was like getting jealous. You

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Speaker 1: got a zoom in on the guy Ohays, zooming on

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Speaker 1: the guys. My Mom's like, e j I'm just looking

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Speaker 1: at what she's doing. I'm not. I'm not you think

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at their bodies. You're sick and U and

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Speaker 1: it was fun. I'm just gearing up, like I guess,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like trying to assimilate back into the real

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Speaker 1: world because I will be back there in a week

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Speaker 1: from today. It's Wednesday, right, last day filming is tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: and uh, getting ready to say goodbye to the show.

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Speaker 1: I did a meditation yesterday that um I've been like,

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Speaker 1: I was like googling between you and me. Noah, I

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Speaker 1: can't feel my feelings. I don't know if you know that,

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Speaker 1: um or like I can, but they just are like

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Speaker 1: they're not imagine because you're this has been your world

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Speaker 1: for almost two months, I mean twenty four hours, seven

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Speaker 1: days a week. Right, Yes, it's very It's like it's

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Speaker 1: like a vacation, a really long vacation ending. I hate

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Speaker 1: when I don't like going on vacations because I don't

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Speaker 1: like the end of them. Like I don't like, we

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Speaker 1: have one more day, we gotta go out on the

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Speaker 1: boat and we gotta Like I hate having this pressure

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Speaker 1: to do all these things that you didn't do, and

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Speaker 1: and just like knowing when you walk in your door

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Speaker 1: and your house smells kind of stale for when you

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Speaker 1: left it, and there's like you have to go to

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Speaker 1: the grocery store because there's like old stuff in the fridge,

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Speaker 1: nothing you want to eat. You're happy to see your dog,

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Speaker 1: but like, are you know, I'm very happy to see Luigi.

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Speaker 1: That's like the only thing. And my like niece and

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Speaker 1: nephew who I think are in college now. Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: excited to see them. I'm excited to uh get our

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Speaker 1: podcast very soon. Thank you for being patient with us, um,

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I was, I like googled how to feel

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Speaker 1: your feelings because I just like I want to be

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Speaker 1: someone who cries a lot more. I've talked about this

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Speaker 1: a lot, I think, but I just like like crying

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Speaker 1: it feels so good. It's almost like the way I

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Speaker 1: felt about, uh, you know, having orgasms when I first

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Speaker 1: like kind of got myself Like it's not easy for

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Speaker 1: me to do that. It's a lot easier for a

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Speaker 1: lot of other girls, I believe, and definitely men to

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Speaker 1: really long time because it's just like such a vulnerable

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Speaker 1: thing and it's also like such a you you let

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Speaker 1: go of this thing that feels so good, and you're

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Speaker 1: almost scared you won't get to do it again. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like a very I'm very into like deprivation and

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Speaker 1: like you don't deserve it until you like work for it,

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Speaker 1: like it all starts with like I first did this

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Speaker 1: but I can cast so lazy these days. Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I know that I'm capable of achieving it, but it's

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Speaker 1: just like I'm good with one and then just laying down. See,

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Speaker 1: like you know, sometimes someone's like, wow, you just had three,

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Speaker 1: We're only at a seven right now. We got we

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Speaker 1: got we got some room. Um. But it's the same

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Speaker 1: for crying. It's like I just like tried so hard

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Speaker 1: But there's this book I've I found in my crying

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Speaker 1: research of feeling your feelings called letting Go my books.

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Speaker 1: If you looked at my books on my phone, it

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Speaker 1: is so humiliating. First of all, you have something to

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Speaker 1: It is called How Did Not Die Alone? Someone recommended

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Speaker 1: sociological psychological research. I didn't buy that book yet, I

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Speaker 1: Body Image, Relationships and Sexuality is another book. Seduction is

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Speaker 1: another book, another book called So Sad Today, And then

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Speaker 1: brushing up um for my friends. Letting Go The Pathway

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Speaker 1: of Surrender by David R. Hawkins. Anyway, it's about how

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Speaker 1: dolphins when they're in those you know, aquatic centers. Never ever, ever,

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Speaker 1: toy purchase is going to you know, animal, elephant blankets.

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Speaker 1: Don't like it's all a lie. Just stop buying animals

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Speaker 1: only rescue, don't buy animals. Don't buy animals, but Nikki,

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Speaker 1: don't tell us that we don't like the taste of alcohol.

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Speaker 1: I do like it. And my animal is pure bread,

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Speaker 1: but I love him. I know I love him to

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Speaker 1: Your dog is beautiful even though it's pure bread. But

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Speaker 1: Andrew has a story both uh like animals, sadness and alcohol.

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Speaker 1: So I cannot wait. Let's get him in here. Please

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Speaker 1: don't DM me about your dog. I love your perfect

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Speaker 1: pedigree dog. And maybe you didn't know better when you

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Speaker 1: have fun. Let's get into it. Are you sure it's

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Speaker 1: You just came down from bed like this actually feels

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Speaker 1: Usually you're like up and about, but today it felt

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Speaker 1: like I honestly woke you up. You didn't wake me up,

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Speaker 1: but I definitely hit snooze until about eight fifty five,

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Speaker 1: and you started the pot at nine am. Yeah, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: your boys come in and slow. He's creeping in a

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Speaker 1: little bleary. He's still getting the sleep out of his eyes. Yeah, bro,

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Speaker 1: and guess why you You then hate your aunt or

425
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 1: your grandma or my sister. I know people do that

426
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 1: all the time. My mom, I love her so much,

427
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: then you love her maybe too much, And she maybe

428
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 1: touched you in weird ways when she gave you a

429
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 1: bath when you were a kid, and maybe she didn't

430
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: take need to take your temperature by sticking a thermometer

431
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 1: up your ass like always made you do. Your mom

432
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: took your temperature in Vegas. Like there's just always weird

433
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: stories like that of like, oh my mom used to

434
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: rub calamine lotion on my penis for poison ivy And

435
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,640
Speaker 1: it's like that didn't need to happen. It wasn't necessarily

436
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 1: like molestation, but like you were an old enough boy

437
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: to not put it on, like to be able to

438
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 1: put it on your penis yourself so looking back on

439
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,359
Speaker 1: those things through a lens of like I wasn't molested

440
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: by my mom, but like that was not okay? Is

441
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:38,200
Speaker 1: maybe a reason you might be a gamer dude? And

442
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: like when a woman logs onto your fucking whatever it

443
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 1: is you like harass or I just read about this

444
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 1: on Reddit today. Let's get to the news. Well, poison

445
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:56,400
Speaker 1: ivy cock. First, I thought i'd give something yeah, yeah, yeah,

446
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,439
Speaker 1: give him something real yea yeah, yeah, an idiot fast

447
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: You want to say one that's the same as your mom,

448
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: the impression you do with your mom, who you love,

449
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 1: but also have resentments towards. Oh for sure, I mean

450
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: that calu mine on my You know. No, you don't

451
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: hate women because you're your mom now, which is interesting. No,

452
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: I hate women for many other reasons. But I hope

453
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,439
Speaker 1: you're having fun. Wait, women hate men because of their

454
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: dad's too. This is a two way street. But most

455
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,479
Speaker 1: of the time, the aggression towards women's a little bit

456
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: scarier because you guys are stronger than us and you

457
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 1: can ripe us. Go on. I still hope you're having

458
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: fun out there, and women, I didn't mean to, did

459
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 1: you know say that we couldn't, But but it's more

460
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 1: common than a man. You know. Let's get to the

461
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 1: news and you're still having fun. I bet I hope

462
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: you're having all the swells too, for sure. I mean,

463
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: you know, I really do, like I know that times

464
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: aren't easy all the time. So you know, well, this

465
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 1: tea to get longer. I mean that that was gonna

466
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: be the whole thing. Oh great, Okay, So if you're

467
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: having fun, I'm having fun. So swells. Okay. The first story,

468
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 1: Oaks is a doozy. I'll tell you. An alcoholic monkey,

469
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: not my uncle in India has been sentenced to life

470
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: behind bars in a zoo prison after attacking This is

471
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 1: the funniest headline every laughing, but we're gonna be crying

472
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: very soon. The primate killed one man after booze dried up,

473
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: and he'll spend the monkey will spend the rest of

474
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: his life in zoo prison. Many of the victims primarily

475
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: women and girls. Okay, just get sadder because mom. Not.

476
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,920
Speaker 1: A monkey was regularly given alcohol by his owner, who

477
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: died three years ago, and he turned aggressive because he

478
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: couldn't get the alcohol anymore. Can you imagine this monkey

479
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: being raped like just an alcoholic monkey like the worst

480
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: alcoholic you know in your life, and then all of

481
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 1: a sudden that you know, the thing about alcoholics is

482
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 1: that they can keep getting alcohol because they're humans and

483
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,719
Speaker 1: they can purchase it and like find ways to get it. Um,

484
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: monkeys can't. A monkey can't voice like I need alcohol.

485
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 1: It just starts having the d t s. I mean,

486
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 1: monkeys are so close to humans. I'm sure this monkey

487
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: was just going through just the worst withdrawals, probably teetering

488
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: on the brink of death, and then just turned to

489
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: rage because it was an alcoholic that couldn't get its

490
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 1: drug and then started attacking women, disfigured women and children

491
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,959
Speaker 1: because they prayed one person and it killed one person too.

492
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 1: And now this monkey, they put it in to a

493
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: zoo and the monkey was u did not calm down.

494
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 1: They tried to give it a vegetarian diet to calm

495
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: it down. Like, I'm sure there's other things, whiskey. Why

496
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 1: what are we waiting for here? It's a good point.

497
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: Give the monkeys some shots and let them read. Did

498
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 1: they drink in India? Yeah, you drink? They drink pretty much,

499
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 1: but okay, yeah no, I'd say. You know, now, the monkey,

500
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 1: it was so aggressive to other monkeys. They have to.

501
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 1: They're putting this monkey to live alone for the rest

502
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: of its life. I mean, I can't believe they haven't

503
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 1: put this month solitary, confined with the rest of its life,

504
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:05,679
Speaker 1: when really it could probably be rehabilitated. But you know,

505
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: that's much like our It just seems worse because it's

506
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 1: a monkey that can't like speak and defend itself. But

507
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: we do this to humans even though they are a

508
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: they're also a product of their environment and didn't necessarily

509
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: choose to be as aggressive as they were because there's

510
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: no free will. I don't want to get into it,

511
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: but you know, we do the same thing to humans.

512
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: But it's just so much sadder with animals because animals

513
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: can't speak to defend themselves. Animals could talk. Jesus Christ,

514
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: he'd right say, I want a shadow whiskey. Yeah. What

515
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: do you make of the story? And I mean no,

516
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: I mean it depends how you look at it. I mean,

517
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: I just see a drunk monkey running around and it

518
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: makes me laugh. It's just hilarious. You know, you've got

519
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: the unk monk monk. Oh my god, if you put

520
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: a monkey on a You've seen these monkeys on motorcycles

521
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 1: that ride little motorcycles. It's I don't know how you're

522
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: saying motorcycle, but I know right well, you know, tomato.

523
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 1: To me, it is um. But I love I love

524
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: monkeys so much like you're my favorite. Like animals, they're

525
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 1: up there for sure. They're just I see these people

526
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: on TikTok they have pet monkeys, and I know you

527
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: probably don't like that because you think they belong in

528
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: the wild, but gosh, are they cute? And they're that

529
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: can't be in the wild, and so those are okay,

530
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 1: But yeah, they they're so cute anyway, So how do

531
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: I make it a story? I can't believe they didn't

532
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: kill kill, you know, kill the monkey. I'm surprised that

533
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 1: they've you know, they probably should, to be honest with you,

534
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,719
Speaker 1: I'd rather they do that. And I know that sounds terrible,

535
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,959
Speaker 1: but I think making an animal stay in a fucking

536
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: cage the rest of its life with no interaction from

537
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: anyone and not trying to rebilitate it is um. Why

538
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't they just kill it? It's really weird to me

539
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: that they would actually like spend money and people would

540
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: be horrified. Oh but you're keeping it alive in a

541
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: small concrete cage. Much better. Next story. All right, Wow,

542
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: this story really took a turn. Boy. Okay, but the

543
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: next one, boy is going to be fun. A twenty

544
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: six year old monkey didn't get cocaine, so he fucked

545
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: some person in the ear. No, off it, we gotta

546
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: get to was it a headline? Year old woman claims

547
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: lost her sight after having her eyeballs tattooed purple, but

548
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: yet and says she still loves her new look and

549
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: has no regrets. Come back a little bit. Okay, So

550
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: this woman had her eyes tattooed purple. She looks like

551
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: she just woke up and it has been crying, and

552
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: she looks like she's doing all the things I want

553
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: to do in life. Oh my god. Yeah, her eyes

554
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: look blood shot, but it's purple shot. Oh my gosh.

555
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: Oh boy, just tattooed freckles too. Can you imagine a

556
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: tattooed gun like you never had a tattoo. I'm not

557
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: saying like so you don't know what it feels, but

558
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: the idea to tattoo your eyeballs is fucking wild. She

559
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: has a lot of face tattoos. Is that an ask

560
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: that we all used to draw in our notebooks on

561
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: our cheek, you know, like that fifth grade ses. Yeah,

562
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: looks like that on her cheek. Um yeah this this, Uh,

563
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: it's not good to have your I mean some people

564
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: get their inside their lip. We have a girl in

565
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: the show that split her tongue did like a forked tongue.

566
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: I said the other night, I was at the cast

567
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: party or like the rap party and the audio girl

568
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: that has a forked tongue like a snake. I was

569
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: across the bar. I was just like doing the thing

570
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 1: where I was like pointing at my eyes and pointing

571
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: at hers and being like I see you and just

572
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: like acknowledging her. And then I was just I decided

573
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: to like do the tongue thing for her, go like like,

574
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: you know, my tongue is split like yours, but instead

575
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: it looks like I was doing like the pussy eating thing.

576
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: So I was just like yeah, and then and then

577
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: I was like no, like fork and then I like

578
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: like like scissor, like you're cutting your tongue, and then

579
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: it looks like I wanted to scissor her. Like it

580
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: was all the mixed messages. I think she probably got

581
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: it because as a woman with a fork tongue, you

582
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: probably expect people to call it out every so often.

583
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: But it didn't look like I was just making lesbian

584
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: advances to which, listen, I'm not opposed to she's she's

585
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,479
Speaker 1: the sound girl. She's sucking. Yeah, amazing, Yeah, she's and

586
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: like she I like always she looks like Hannah Burner

587
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: to me, do you see that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, like

588
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: those kind of women. I'm not saying, Ali, if you're listening,

589
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm attracted. I mean, i am, You're

590
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: just the type of woman and I'm like that if

591
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: I could look like a woman, like that's the kind

592
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: of woman i'd look like. So I don't know if

593
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 1: I'm attracted to it or I want to be it.

594
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you seem to like strong women, like strong

595
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: looking women like like but I don't know this is

596
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: appropriate term, butch is I don't know. It's not that

597
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: it's like them, but like but like the thing, well

598
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: like Hannah Burners like a tennis player, Like she's like

599
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: muscular but like still very womanly. Yeah, she is this

600
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: girl the reason why the tattoo girl she was. She

601
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: was hairy when she was younger. Yeah, and she got

602
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: bullied a lot, and that's why she wants to be

603
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: like covered in tattoos and make her a stronger person.

604
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: Like like a lot of these people that like you

605
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: get that you see what tattoos people will judge. Then,

606
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: Like my stepbrother has a ship load and I remember

607
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: he walked into a gas station with his shirt off

608
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: and like this guy being like, oh look, just like

609
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: you'll get judged real quick. And then like I do

610
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: it too, like and it's such a common like trope

611
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: to be like neck tattoo. I guess you don't ever

612
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: want a job again. Yeah, And it's like then you

613
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: talk to these people and you're like, oh my god,

614
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: you're you're so well educated, soft spoken and carrying and

615
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: well read. Tattoos say something like we I see someone

616
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: with like a full sleep a girl with a full sleeve,

617
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: and like cover like ali is the sound real covered

618
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: in tattoos, split tongue like looks so hard edge, and

619
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: it's it's just a way to present yourself. I mean

620
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: it's a choice of like I it's probably a protective

621
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: thing to be, like I'm more vulnerable, so I'm putting

622
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: out this like thorny exterior, like stay away from me,

623
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: like the way like bugs and stuff have like camouflage

624
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: of like I look like a leaf, so like I

625
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: look like a person. Yeah yeah, so don't try to

626
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: bite me, like because I'll be spiky. I mean that's

627
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: gone away a lot. I mean considering like you know,

628
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: post Malone will have like forty tattoos on his face

629
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: and like, you know different, but it's still it still

630
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: has a connotation of hard edge and like, don't funk

631
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: with that person. Don't ask that person where the bathroom

632
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: is because they're going to be rude about it. Yeah,

633
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: it looks like a guy on a Harley on a

634
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: motorcycle and you know, in a leather fucking coat. And

635
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm not asking that guy for direct and

636
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Speaker 1: then you're asking for directions like actually the direction you'll

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Speaker 1: take the about and then take your lory to the

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Speaker 1: list and you, uh, what does Robin Sale all the time?

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Speaker 1: My British hucking make a problem with the problem with

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Speaker 1: this though, is that sometimes you are right, like sometimes

641
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Speaker 1: the person can look like a mean stereotypes exist for

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Speaker 1: a reason. Let's be honest. Okay, next story, alright, next

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Speaker 1: do I hope you're still having as well. Okay, Human

644
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Speaker 1: screens communicate, human screams communicate at least six emotions. Screams

645
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Speaker 1: or screens, screams. Okay, you just beside the s. You

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Speaker 1: didn't do the m M you go, I go screen

647
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Speaker 1: or screams and you go scream you go screams. That

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Speaker 1: was a Z then, huh okay, so screams they can

649
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: represent how many emotions? Okay? Yeah? Yeah. The results revealed

650
00:34:54,440 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: six psycho uh distinct types of I could acoustically think

651
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: types of scream calls pain, anger, fear, pleasure, sadness, enjoy, Yeah,

652
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 1: listeners responding more quickly and accurately, and the higher neural

653
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: sensitivity to non alarm and positive scream calls than to

654
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: alarm me scream so you could have different kindness screams,

655
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: and they responded more positively or responded more often to

656
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: the positive screams more quickly and accurately to positive screens,

657
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: so you're more likely to respond and turn around. If

658
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: someone sees John Stamos and a bunch of girls are

659
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: freaking out and going or whatever, you're more likely to

660
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: turn around than if a girl is being like accosted

661
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: and that's totally what I learned is like screams for

662
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: help to get nothing, and screams for like, oh my god,

663
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 1: look at this thing that I just found. Get more

664
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 1: because it's like people have a better chance of like, Okay,

665
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: let's say it brings truck explodes and money's going everywhere.

666
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: A scream of the explosion might not get people's tension,

667
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 1: but then the money falling, everyone's screaming, people being like,

668
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, money, that'll get people coming. Have you

669
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: when's the last time you screamed like top of your lungs.

670
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: I don't think we get to scream enough in the world,

671
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: and I want to scream, So I guess you could

672
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: scream into a pillow. Oh like just screamed into a pillow. Yeah,

673
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: I've done that before to get angry out. It feels

674
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: so good. Yeah. Um, I mean I I scream when Um,

675
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: I mean you have screams when you're having sex, when

676
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: you have like, uh, if you're having really good sex,

677
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: you can scream. I know. That's the one thing I

678
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: missed about sports is getting yeah, coming so hard when

679
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: you get to take that guy's legs and try to

680
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: fit them. Hey, look that was put in um, all right,

681
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: why do I care? Yeah? Why do you care? Is

682
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,479
Speaker 1: the question? Are you ready for this? Why do I care?

683
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: For people at home? They don't get to see how

684
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: Noah pulls it up on our computer and it's just

685
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: like it looks like a very old like system that

686
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 1: she's like real audio player from like a computer in

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00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: two thousand two. Yeah, why do I care? And like

688
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 1: blue and it doesn't have those like weird remember, like

689
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 1: you would play music and they would be like those

690
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: weird images like almost like a Lead Zeppelin light show

691
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: like that that you can put it on. You'd be like, whoa,

692
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: I'm listening to oh a R. But it's like this

693
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: green line. Essentially, she has Oregon trail for our sound system.

694
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Speaker 1: We stopped giving away my secret Oregon trail. You and

695
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: the Oregon Oregon. I think maybe people say Oregon that

696
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: are from Oregon, but they're they're wrong too. But you

697
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: know what, a lot of people say different words. I

698
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 1: don't know, why do you care that I say Oregon?

699
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: How about we'll start there? Because it just like I

700
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 1: just want you to say regular, not regular. I want

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00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: you to say no. I don't mind that one. The

702
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: one that really bugs me is oh my god all

703
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: the time. No, ambulance. Ambulance is not great. But there's

704
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,919
Speaker 1: one that you're like, oh god, you'll say it vulnerable

705
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: say it again. Yeah, the vulnerable bugs me. But I

706
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: don't think it's a speech impediment, because you do have

707
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: like a speech impediment. But that that I don't make fun. Yeah,

708
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: you know what it's like, it's but saying words incorrectly.

709
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: But oh darns my least, I can't take daring. He

710
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 1: instead of saying during, he says daring daring. Yeah, and

711
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:51,439
Speaker 1: I say, Darren during, I'm sorry I bully Andrew about

712
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: the way he says, Well, no, no, I love it.

713
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: I love this kind of bullying. That's great. Yeah yeah, okay,

714
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: so why do you care? Hailey Haslhof, first of all,

715
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 1: David Hasselholl's daughter who filmed him when he was drunk

716
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: with the Chief I'm guessing, becomes first ever plus size

717
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: model composed nude for Playboy and reveals her dad. Her

718
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: dad was very supportive of her sexy cover shoot. Maybe

719
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: too supportive, if you know what I mean. Thermometer up

720
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: the tush um. Okay, I'm surprised that this is our

721
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: first plus size model and Playboy. I feel like the

722
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: plus size movement has been going on for decades now

723
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: should have been addressed around the Dove body commercials. I

724
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: think they should have jumped on board, maybe even longer

725
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: before then they probably did, you know, I feel like

726
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: Playboy does represent women that her size, like eight, ten, twelve.

727
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 1: I mean, Marilyn Monroe was supposedly a size eleven, even

728
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: though if you go back and look, she was definitely

729
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: a tour or four some like at Hot Go watch

730
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: that movie. She has definitely tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, even

731
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: though Loures like she was a size twenty two. It's like,

732
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: was she Maybe I'm wrong, but yeah, I think it's

733
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: a little late for plus size models to be in Playboy.

734
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: But good for this girl. Yeah, she looks great. I

735
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: mean that looks I'm sorry, but she looks like a

736
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: drug queen. I mean in that photo. Well, and that's

737
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,280
Speaker 1: not because she's a pleasant that's just the makeup style

738
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: and the hairstyle, and her body certainly is a very

739
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: um voluptuous women. But drag queens look like very voluptuous

740
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 1: women sometimes, so I mean, I don't know that that's

741
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 1: not like a bad thing. I look like a dry

742
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: queen A lot of times. I look definitely like um

743
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: because you know, she's just enough. Makeup makes you look

744
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: like people who wear a lot of makeup makeup. She's

745
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: really there. Okay, So David has lost daughter is a

746
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: plus size model and he's supportive of it. Good for him.

747
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: My dad is supportive of me even though I'm like

748
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: a raunchy sex comic, and it means he's a good

749
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 1: dad and he doesn't need to look at the pictures.

750
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: My dad will be looking at these pictures UM of

751
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: David ass daughter, and I think that's the supported Uh

752
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 1: my dad should show her. Yeah, how'd this become about?

753
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: I don't know how begin about e J, but shout

754
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: out the e J. You're so hot. I called my

755
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: parents last night when you went up to bed, and

756
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: we facetimes. I wish you would have been there. I

757
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: really love your parents. I know they're awesome. Yeh, but yeah,

758
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: it's hard to even You can't even really talk about

759
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: like plus size, like whether it's good or bad. You

760
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: can't ever say it's bad like that. You know that

761
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: you're not attracted to it, Yeah, like for some reason. Yeah,

762
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: I guess you can't. I think also the phrase they

763
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: go by his curve model, curve model. She calls herself

764
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: a curve model, that a plus size. Yeah, I think

765
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: they're both not the best way to describe it, just model.

766
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: Maybe it could be nice. I will be plus sized someday.

767
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: I was plus sized before. I will be plus sized

768
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: again if I keep living. Um uh, I have men

769
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: have every right to not be attracted to me at

770
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: any size. Um, it's just your own preference. And it's

771
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: maybe because it's because you hate your mom. Just kidding. Yeah,

772
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: I think I think like, yeah, any demono man has

773
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 1: any disgruntlement with a woman, it's like it's your mom's

774
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: fat ass. Just kidding. I think I think like like, uh,

775
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just interesting because it's like you're

776
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: you're like, this is beautiful, and then it's like, well

777
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: do you want to put that out there of being

778
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: like is unhealthy beautiful? And then but then you could say,

779
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,439
Speaker 1: like what I've learned about um, like plus size people

780
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: and people being like, well it's unhealthy. It's like yeah,

781
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: but there's plenty of people that are bigger that actually

782
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: work out, are in way better shaped than a skinnier

783
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: person and they just can't literally like it doesn't mean

784
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: like a lot of people do are like in the

785
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: fat um acceptance movement are like, yeah, I'm fat and

786
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to be fat, and I realized that

787
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: it's unhealthy, But that doesn't mean I should walk or

788
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: I should hide my body as it's um in a

789
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: state that I am trying to maybe relieve it of,

790
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: or maybe I just have accepted that that that you know,

791
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people are are sick or have a

792
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: disease and they still get to dress however they want

793
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: and we don't go But you're in a wheelchair, you

794
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't be wearing you have little actrophied legs. Why are

795
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: you wearing a skirt or whatever? Like you're so you're

796
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: telling us that having actro fied legs is okay, and

797
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: it's like, of course it is. So why do we

798
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: get mad at people who are fat and possibly unhealthy

799
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: because of it? Let them just do whatever they want

800
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: as they are who they are. Like that's the thing

801
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 1: that I think that I've read about the fat acceptance

802
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 1: movement a little bit. I'm very interested in if you

803
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: want to educate me at all about it, and I'm

804
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: speaking of turn please. I am very I love to

805
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 1: learn things. But it's just that people don't. When people

806
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: go they're unhealthy, you're you're glorifying an unhealthy body. It's like, no,

807
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: they're not. They're just saying I am a person who

808
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: wants to dress nice and I struggle with my weight.

809
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: Don't let me not wear a two piece because I'm fat.

810
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: I'm not saying everyone should be fat by me wearing

811
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: a two piece. It's just because I want to wear

812
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: a fucking two piece at this point in my life

813
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: where it might not be at the ideal healthy weight.

814
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean I should hide in the And if

815
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: I feel sexy, I'm a lot of feel sexy. And

816
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: if I don't feel sexy, that's okay too, Like it

817
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: just let me have me wearing a two piece. Doesn't

818
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: tell your daughter to go be obese, and don't tell

819
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: me that my confidence should be lower because of however

820
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 1: I look. It's like, go fund yourself, like they want

821
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: to control how you feel because that's how they would

822
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: feel about themselves. Yes, okay, let's move on to Reddit dump.

823
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: This is where I go through my saved Reddit posts

824
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: that I thought were like just interesting. I mean, this

825
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: wasn't even like I didn't even have this in mind

826
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: for the show necessarily, But there are just things in

827
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 1: here that I like, tweets I liked, and I'm just

828
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: going to go through some. The first one is, uh,

829
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: I follow white people Twitter on Reddit. In black people

830
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: Twitter and white people Twitter are like great places to

831
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: just get It's not even like, oh, these are great

832
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: tweets by black people. I mean, that's what it is.

833
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: But it's more like they're all just like funny places

834
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: to get tweets. If you have any other subreddits you'd

835
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: like to suggest to me as a redditor, please tell me.

836
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: This one is a screenshot of a tweet from our

837
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: friend Joe Zimmerman, hilarious comedian. I just saw it this

838
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: morning when I was going through Reddit. When I was

839
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: listening to Howard as I ate my oatmeal, he says,

840
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 1: remember fourth He talks like this, remember fourth grade P. No,

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00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: he doesn't have like a It's more like remember fourth

842
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Speaker 1: grade P when you ran a five minute mile in

843
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 1: street clothes and then went directly to math. Yes, we do,

844
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Speaker 1: d we all have. We all know a kid that

845
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Speaker 1: ran a five minute mile in our Johnson. Oh my god,

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00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: Mat Johnson. I am still like horny for you, your

847
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: fifth grade self, and I know that's inappropriate. I'm literally

848
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: legit horny for Matt Johnson the way he looked in

849
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: fifth grade. When I picture him, he looks like a

850
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 1: thirty six year old man to me in my head.

851
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 1: But I loved Matt Johnson because he was the fastest

852
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: in our fifth grade class. So hot. Yeah. There, you

853
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: always remember their first and last name and so funny

854
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: because they're they're your legend, that legend. And then you

855
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: go to a math class all sweaty. Dude, how many

856
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,720
Speaker 1: times did you I would take a like a paper towel,

857
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: which isn't good to wipe sweat off of. For some reason,

858
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: paper when I was a kid, Huh, I didn't get

859
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: sweaty when I was Apparently, those paper towels back in

860
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: the day, brown one, they were like hard and they

861
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: almost cut you. And I remember you would have like

862
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: four of them all over your body because you were

863
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 1: still mad, be like these paper towels are from trees,

864
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: and you're like, I know it tastes it feels like bark, yeah, splinters,

865
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah, that was what was your

866
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 1: back in the day, I was a three minute mile.

867
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Speaker 1: I was probably I think I was like probably high

868
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Speaker 1: probably eight nice. I was probably around that too, And

869
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: that's what I still am. I ran four cramps a

870
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: lot whenever wen the yesterday and I clocked it. Okay,

871
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 1: uh okay. Here's another tweet that I really liked. This

872
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 1: is on black People Twitter. I posted this on my

873
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: story the other day, but it's worth a discussion. It says,

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00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: I sorry, I didn't see that. Okay. It says this

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Speaker 1: is from g B E mid g b E Midy

876
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: for you. I don't know what. I just want to

877
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 1: give her credit. It says, uh, quote, I haven't started either,

878
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 1: end quote or the most comforting words for a student.

879
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 1: I haven't started either are the most comforting words for

880
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: a student. I just related to this so much. When

881
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 1: you're a student and someone goes, man, I haven't started either.

882
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: It's like this, like like you mentioned a test or

883
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: like I got to do this book report like that

884
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:52,479
Speaker 1: that resonates for me because I still have dreams where

885
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: like I have reports do and like even in my dreams,

886
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: I would love to hear that. Oh that's the story

887
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: of my life as a as a I don't know

888
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: if you would call yourself a brook rascinator, but I

889
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: that it's my My whole life was an all night

890
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: or the night before of a test, you know what

891
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: I mean. I never paid attention in class, so I

892
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 1: learned everything on my own the night before. I I

893
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: would start a paper the night before, cheat everything the

894
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: night before. Um, and then to close us out. Well,

895
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: maybe this won't close us out, but this one is good.

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00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: This one is called this is in a subredit called

897
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: contagious laughter. I showed you this one too, but it's

898
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 1: worth another watch. It says London podcaster finds out that

899
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: the wind turbines don't actually cool down the earth. So

900
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: this guy thought those wind turbines that look like fans

901
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: were actually fans too cool down the earth. And he

902
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: and his friend are talking about it. Um, it's him

903
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: and his friend on the couch, and and then there's

904
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: a producer and they all kind of put it together.

905
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: So let me play this all the way down to

906
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: this shore where there's a plant, and in that power plant,

907
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 1: like the turbines are actually spinning by a wind. It's

908
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: not like being wind. They're just that's why they do it.

909
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: In windy places because the turbines are being spun by

910
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:16,479
Speaker 1: wind and that wind electricity stagnant things. I'm not talking

911
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 1: about the ones to generate. I'm talking about the wind

912
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: turbinas for global warming. What I thought that's what they

913
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 1: were for? No, yeah, it is for global warming. They're

914
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: trying to go down the earth. Oh isn't that is

915
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 1: that what you for? You thought it was like a fan? Basic? Bro?

916
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: Just we wait, hold on you just just wear it, bro,

917
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: just wear it. I'm funny. Finished. So when you think

918
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: it is for global you're not using like any like

919
00:49:53,200 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: greenhouse gases and using like natural energy. So happy, so happy.

920
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: This guy is like, you know, thirties something, And he

921
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 1: thought the turbines he thought, he thought fans hilarious when

922
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: in summertime in the a C is not working, That's

923
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,760
Speaker 1: what he thought. It's so funny, which isn't a horrible

924
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: idea if you get enough of them. I guess, Okay,

925
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: let me do. There's this another thing that I like

926
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 1: to close this out. It's on reddit subreddit cool guides,

927
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: Cool guides. It's just like kind of infographics. So this

928
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 1: is the time it takes for a hacker to crack

929
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: your password. Now, let's use your password for your computer

930
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 1: that I always have to type in. It's so long

931
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: for a computer password, like you know, like just to

932
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: get into your computer. Like if someone found your laptop

933
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: Andrew has no secrets in there, it's like really like

934
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: it should be a very small defense. Mine is five letters.

935
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: They make you do it password. People are fucking asking

936
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: no no. On your Mac computers, you can do a

937
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 1: very simple like could you'll go You'll write somebody in

938
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: to go, Oh you need a case, you one number,

939
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: you need one abstract thing. You need your mom's fucking

940
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 1: pubic hair. And it's like, what why do I need that?

941
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: You fucking break? Let me one to four? Yes, I

942
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: wish that would be yours? Okay, so yours? Okay? Does

943
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 1: yours have numbers? How many? How many? How many characters?

944
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:23,879
Speaker 1: Is yours? Let us do your email password? How many

945
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: characters do you have for that? It's probably the same one,

946
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: let me be honest with you. Okay, it's probably well

947
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: nine okay? And then um, is it numbers only lowercase letters,

948
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: upper case and lowercase letters or all plus a symbol?

949
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: All that except no symbol? Okay, it has numbers upper

950
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: case and lower case letters, and it's thirteen. Yes, okay.

951
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: I guess how many years it would take for a

952
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,760
Speaker 1: hacker to crack your password? It would take them probably

953
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: three weeks, a hundred thousand years. Oh no, uh, give

954
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: me one of give me your like dumbest password, like,

955
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: don't tell me it, but like, how many characters is it? Eight? Um?

956
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: Letters numbers both. It's so funny. We have to close

957
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 1: our eyes to count with our in our hand. I

958
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:25,720
Speaker 1: don't know why we do that. Eight letters numbers both,

959
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: it's lower case and upper case. Yes, uh okay, letters

960
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: numbers lower case in upper case. And you said eight

961
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 1: one hour, baby thing one hour? So Andrew by adding

962
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: five either upper lower case or symbols no, no, no,

963
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: five numbers lower or upper case, went from an hour

964
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: to thousand years. And then interesting, my computer password? That

965
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: is very simple, right, it's five five, and it's all

966
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: to count with our hands. By the way out there,

967
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: people instantly mine would be instantly solved. And then I

968
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: don't agree with this. It's it's not to be agreed with.

969
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: It's a reddit and it has color coded and it

970
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 1: means it's right, I know, but yours isn't connected to

971
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: you at all. Mine is like essentially, it's not about

972
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: being connected to you. It means like if a if

973
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 1: a hacker ran a program on it, Okay, do every

974
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: company they actually like, no, none, if they knew you,

975
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: and they're like, let's do his mom's maiden name, his

976
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 1: favorite color, his dead dog. Moving into final thought of

977
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: the show, I always wanted to write a joke about like,

978
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: I hate these passwords. They make you make new ones

979
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 1: all the time. It's like sorry, they're like, oh you

980
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: need uh punctuation. You're like, okay, I guess I'm excited

981
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: about my dead dog now to be like, yeah, yeah,

982
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,800
Speaker 1: well I do it so many I have, um probably

983
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,240
Speaker 1: you know, we each probably have like, you know, sixty

984
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: or seventy different things where we have passwords. And I

985
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 1: probably have a different password for almost everyone because you

986
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 1: forget the one, you put in a new one. You

987
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: don't write it down, you just assume you're going to

988
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: remember it. And but you know, your phone does keep

989
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: a lot of the passwords, which is pretty cool. And

990
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: then your password for your phone is just four numbers.

991
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah what you forget And then you just have to

992
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,280
Speaker 1: start all find your phone and take cracks at instantly

993
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: and then they have all your passwords that would take

994
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of years, which we're all our numbers

995
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 1: are our birthdays pretty much? No? Not mine? I was.

996
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:40,240
Speaker 1: But have you ever been locked out of Googlemail? It

997
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,840
Speaker 1: is the I couldn't get back in. Yeah, and I

998
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: need to make a new one. I finally, like, I forget.

999
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: I got in touch with Google somehow. I forget. Why

1000
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: are these companies so hard to get in touch with

1001
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: your You're a billion dollar company. If you had a

1002
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: problem with like Google, you should it should be very

1003
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: easy to talk to someone at Google. Like, Yeah, I've

1004
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: hate when these big corporations you have to go through

1005
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: like customer service where you write like some like I

1006
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: don't know, some fucking computer. It's like, let me just

1007
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 1: Jeff from Google. How much do you pay for your

1008
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: email account? Though? Free? And how much are you paying

1009
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: for this podcast? First of all, don't how much did

1010
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:23,359
Speaker 1: they get paid to average? They use our ship all

1011
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 1: the time, our information. Real quick couple of things. My password,

1012
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: my M A, I M name the day used to

1013
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 1: be Dave Matthews is hot, you know back in high

1014
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: school and stuff. You know, I think it was my Um,

1015
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: I think it was like my maybe a password or something,

1016
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 1: but um, it really just looked like Dave Matthews. I shot,

1017
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: oh ship, Yeah, that could be like an ode to

1018
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: like Bob Marley to to like shot the sheriff. Oh yeah,

1019
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: that's true, because he did cover a couple of Bob

1020
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 1: Marley tunes. Yeah. Yeah, your birthday is this Sunday. We're

1021
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: in the Cayman Islands. My birthday was maybe we'll listen

1022
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: to Dave Matthews forty one. Come and see. Now we

1023
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: skipped your forty birthday because of COVID. Yeah, I gotta

1024
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: sweatsher from your You wanted to go see m m

1025
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: A at MSG and we were gonna get a box seat,

1026
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: but then it didn't happen because of COVID, and I

1027
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:37,760
Speaker 1: was so it. No no, no, no, no no no.

1028
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: That's my concerts are great. You get to scream. But yes,

1029
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:49,399
Speaker 1: I will go in this way and fine. That's when

1030
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: I say, whenever I walk into a door that's like

1031
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: entrance only I'm like, Okay, I'll go in this way

1032
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:55,879
Speaker 1: and find my own way out. I don't know I'm

1033
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: gonna get out of this fucking pan era. Sorry about

1034
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: the red mark on my forehead. Have you ever ran

1035
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 1: into a glassdoor? I went into a door the other

1036
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: day that said push on it. And sometimes I only

1037
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 1: read push and pull should not have the first same

1038
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: first two letters, And sometimes I don't. I'm lazy and

1039
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 1: I only want to read puh and I go, okay,

1040
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm going in, and I pull it and I go, oh,

1041
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: it's pushed. I just didn't. I did read it. I

1042
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: just didn't finish the book. I didn't finish the work.

1043
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 1: You're so right. They both start with what are we

1044
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:31,439
Speaker 1: doing out here? Push needs to either change or pull

1045
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: needs to um uh, come in, come out, insurance exit.

1046
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,439
Speaker 1: Fun people start with if I want to even read

1047
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: less than I'm fun? You right now, dude, Dave Matthews,

1048
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: I shot guys, thank you so much for listening to

1049
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: the podcast. We are going to be here tomorrow, you

1050
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: know it for to just gather up the pieces, and

1051
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 1: then next week we'll have our next week of shows

1052
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: in the Cayman Islands, and then we're back in St.

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Speaker 1: Louis spect real life, and yeah, I hope you're enjoying

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Speaker 1: the show. Today was all over the place, but I

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Speaker 1: felt good. They all have a different field to every

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Speaker 1: one of our different Thank you so much to everyone

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Speaker 1: who says you've been listening, and like you listen when

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Speaker 1: you run, you listen when you're on the way to work,

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Speaker 1: like it is so touching to me, and um, I

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Speaker 1: really appreciate it, and I'm sorry if you don't always

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Speaker 1: agree with me. And I get on my high horse

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Speaker 1: and I think I'm right and you're like, I wish

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Speaker 1: I could yell at her and tell her she's wrong.

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Speaker 1: I guess what I'm wrong so much of the time.

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Speaker 1: So just know that whenever I think I'm right, I

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Speaker 1: know I'm wrong most of the time too. So don't

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Speaker 1: get mad at me, because I promise you I'm mad

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Speaker 1: at myself enough for the both of us. I promise you,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm the only reason why you're wrong

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Speaker 1: is because you're mad at your mom. And the only

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Speaker 1: reason I think I'm right is because I'm mad at

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Speaker 1: my mom. So it all comes back to Julie Glazer.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, Mom, I didn't know you didn't

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Speaker 1: listen to the whole damn podcast. Nick. I listened to

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Speaker 1: the first half. I loved it. She didn't even say

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Speaker 1: that I don't think my Mom listens quarter of it.

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Speaker 1: She probably is too scared that we're gonna talking about. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to do podcasts, you gotta do

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Speaker 1: it for me, nick, I don't know how to download

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Speaker 1: these things. Well, god damn it. Well Cereal, you did

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Speaker 1: that one for me. Now set this one up. Thanks Mom,

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Speaker 1: Thank you all for listening. We love you, busties. We'll

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Speaker 1: see you tomorrow. By no uh okay