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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from twenty

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Speaker 1: four mary Lynn Redgs cub August fourteenth through the sixteenth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot com or call

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Speaker 1: four two five two eight nine seven thousand on the twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Ryan's mommy? Yes it is. This is Megan.

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Speaker 1: Who is this? How are you? This is mister Bruce.

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Speaker 1: I'm a teacher at your son's school. Oh, mister Bruce,

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Speaker 1: I'm I don't know if I've heard of you before.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we haven't met yet. Your son's in one

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Speaker 1: of my classes though, Okay, I thought I knew all

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Speaker 1: of his teachers. I'm sorry, can I help you? I'm

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Speaker 1: calling actually to see if you'll sign a permission slip

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Speaker 1: for a field trip. Oh um, absolutely, I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: haven't heard about it. Oh well you're about to hear

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Speaker 1: about it, right yeah? Um? What is it? Poor? Where

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Speaker 1: are you going? Well? I'm hoping that we're going somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Who is we? You and me? I'm so confused here.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Mister Bruce wants to take you on

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Speaker 1: a date? Well, I like to call it an adult

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Speaker 1: field trip to get some pasta and veno I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I have to do is say yes or no. I

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Speaker 1: might have to remind you though, no is not an option.

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Speaker 1: You don't even know what I look like. On the contrary,

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Speaker 1: excuse me. Yeah, it's kind of a funny story. I

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Speaker 1: was having the class show me pictures of their parents

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Speaker 1: on their cell phones. The other day. Ryan showed me

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Speaker 1: your picture. Hot damn. I had no idea Ryan's mommy

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Speaker 1: was such a smoke show. Okay, I'm I didn't know

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Speaker 1: Ryan had bow Derek for a mommy perfect ten. Okay, listen.

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Speaker 1: I think it's aside from the fact that I even

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Speaker 1: get a little inappropriate that you're looking at parents when

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Speaker 1: you haven't met them. You know what, I'm just not

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Speaker 1: really interested. Relax, relax, kitten. Mister Bruce just wants to

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Speaker 1: make your dreary days bright again. Excuse me. I had

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Speaker 1: a conversation with the rister and he said that Mommy

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Speaker 1: isn't with dad anymore ocause that's true. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't really think that's your business. And so I

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Speaker 1: was thinking, if Mommy is lonely, there's no better cure

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Speaker 1: for the blues than a night out at the Macaroni Grill.

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Speaker 1: Am I right, No, this isn't appropriate. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to have to remind you I said, no is not

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Speaker 1: an option, and so i'll see tomorrow on seven. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to call the Principle and I'm going to

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Speaker 1: report what you're doing. Mister Hey, the Principle is not

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Speaker 1: a concern. He's not going to be going on the

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Speaker 1: day with us. Just gonna be you and I. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna pick you up in my pet cruiser. I got you,

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Speaker 1: I got you. I'm chipping away. I heard that little laugh. No, No,

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Speaker 1: it was me being shocks that you're doing this at all.

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Speaker 1: The fair maiden has some strong armor on, but mister

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Speaker 1: Bruce is just chipping away at it. I think they

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Speaker 1: perhaps that you're a little delusion on mister Bruce. Rapunza,

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Speaker 1: Rapunza led down that hair, all right, I'll climb up

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Speaker 1: to your castle and rescue you. No, there's that little

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Speaker 1: laugh again. You're putting up a fight. But I got

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Speaker 1: you in the palm of my hand. I hope not.

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Speaker 1: And then soon I'm gonna have you in the passenger

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Speaker 1: seat of my pet cruiser. I'm gonna go and then

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Speaker 1: we're gonna move to the back seat of my pet cruiser.

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Speaker 1: What mister Bruce for the win? No, no, no, no

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Speaker 1: are you There is no way that you actually work

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Speaker 1: at my funds school. You're right about that. What are

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Speaker 1: you even a real person? Not? Really? No? Who is this? Then?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you? Really, yes it is. Why are you calling

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Speaker 1: me because your friend Rachel emailed me to play a

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Speaker 1: prank on you? No way, yeah yep, Oh you were

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Speaker 1: being such a pervert. Yeah, you're too good at it.

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Speaker 1: Please stop. Yeah. Weaken every morning with Jewel phone taps,

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties now four hundred bucks six

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Speaker 1: six moving like window Base was to cat and mouse

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Speaker 1: game when we started the same firus. We're both Tanna

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Speaker 1: played and somehow you go with