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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame only on the new Hits

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Speaker 1: one oh six point one one. Hello, Hi, this is

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Speaker 1: Albert Ross. I was looking for Caitlin. Uh, yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is Caitlyn. I'm but I'm sorry. Who's this Albert Ross?

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Speaker 1: Albert Ross? How are you? Um? I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: know who you are. I know I know that. Um.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually one of your neighbors a few houses down

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Speaker 1: and I got your number from Greg, you know, Greggy Pants,

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Speaker 1: that's what I call him. H Um, yeah, I know Greg.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm a little busy right now. Well what

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Speaker 1: is what is this call about? Well, I'm just calling

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Speaker 1: everybody in the neighborhood. That's why Greg gave me your

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Speaker 1: number to go over Halloween trick or treating guidelines since

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Speaker 1: everything's all weird because of the whole pandemic thingy that's

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Speaker 1: going on. Uh right, Well, who I don't mean to

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Speaker 1: sound rude or anything, but who puts you in charge? Like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're not a cop or anything like, Nope, nope,

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Speaker 1: why are you in charge of this? Like? What? Well?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? I actually went ahead and appointed myself

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Speaker 1: chief Halloween Master of the neighborhood. I just made that

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Speaker 1: title up. But I tend to be myself Albert Ross,

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Speaker 1: tend to be a natural born leader, and that's kind

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Speaker 1: of what we do. So anyway, here's how it's gonna work. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we are not going to be opening doors for the

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Speaker 1: little ones, meaning the children. If you have friends who

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Speaker 1: are little people that are coming over for Halloween, that's

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Speaker 1: fine as long as you know them. But as long

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Speaker 1: as they're not children, no opening the door. Who are

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Speaker 1: you to tell me like what to how to have

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Speaker 1: chick or treating or Halloween and my family? Like, you're

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Speaker 1: not charge of anything. You gave yourself a title that

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Speaker 1: doesn't give you any authorities. I'm Caitly Caitlyn. Yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure if you heard me a few minutes ago.

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Speaker 1: My name is Albert Ross, Albert Ross, and I am

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Speaker 1: a natural born leader. I'm a natural born leader. Let

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Speaker 1: me lead you, Okay, are really Albert Ross now? Leader?

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Speaker 1: Business card that says that I actually do If you'd

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Speaker 1: like me to drop a by, because I really would

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Speaker 1: rather you stay away from my house. I would I

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Speaker 1: would rather stay away from your house, which is really

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Speaker 1: the point that I'm calling to make sure that I

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Speaker 1: crack down on how we handle Halloween trick or treaters

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Speaker 1: this Halloween. So to my point of not opening the door,

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Speaker 1: all candy must be left outside in front of the door.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, in a plastic pumpkin. Please, no

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Speaker 1: other baskets, nothing like that. I wanted to all look uniform.

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Speaker 1: You don't decide what kind of basket I put many

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Speaker 1: twixx is in. Are you freaking high your mind? Like?

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Speaker 1: What is this? I'm not out of my mind. My

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Speaker 1: name is Albert Ross and I am a natural born leader.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. Okay, yeah, I'm sure. Have you gotten

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Speaker 1: a lot of people that are super excited for you

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Speaker 1: to crack down on Halloween? Like I don't really, I

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Speaker 1: still don't understand what this is actually yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I'm surprised kind of at your response. Everybody else

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Speaker 1: has gone along with my plan. They know they leave

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Speaker 1: the candy outside. I'm sure they have. I don't I

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Speaker 1: think behind your back. I mean that's no, no one

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Speaker 1: is taking you seriously. This is just ridiculous. You've given

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Speaker 1: me no other option. I'm going to have to near

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Speaker 1: mailbox now what that's right? You're crazy. I'm not the

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Speaker 1: crazy one. Who won't listen to my guidelines about Halloween

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Speaker 1: trick or treating, has your butt? Like if you try

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Speaker 1: and to come and do base my property? Like okay, as,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what did you say? I said, I will

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Speaker 1: taze your if you come anywhere near my house my family.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well I have a taser at trust me,

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Speaker 1: I will do it. All right? Well, sold, I am interested.

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Speaker 1: I am free this afternoon for a nice fella. You

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Speaker 1: know what, you're sick. You're sick, and I just where

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Speaker 1: do you live? What's not? What house do you live in? Like,

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Speaker 1: I will just come to your house. I don't even

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Speaker 1: want you to know where are you going to come

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Speaker 1: over and do it? I don't even have to come

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Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, I'm gonna come over and do it,

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Speaker 1: all right, Normally have to come over and do it pissing, Okay,

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Speaker 1: normally I have to go to someone to do that. Like,

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Speaker 1: that's weird. That's great that you'll come over. I had

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Speaker 1: no idea you lived in the neighborhood. Come on over yours.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to ask you, I'm gonna hang up.

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Speaker 1: This is wasted enough of my time. Don't hang up yet,

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Speaker 1: because I do need to let you know there's a

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Speaker 1: prank phone called Please Don't hang up? Hello, Hello, What

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Speaker 1: this is a prank? Are you serious? Yes? This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your friend Kelsey set you up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I just said I was gonna kay someone

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Speaker 1: in the media. You did. And also Caitlin's still interested. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well you know I'm definitely not. So wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jewil phone pranks, we say mornings on the twenties,