Speaker 1: You got it.
Speaker 2: We're ready to go Two Cool Moms in three two one,
Speaker 2: and here it comes. Hey everybody, I'm Joe Gatto, I'm
Speaker 2: Steve Burr, and welcome.
Speaker 3: To another episode of Two Cool Moms.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: You see it on the sign, you see it. That's
Speaker 2: how your thumbs ups everybody, milkies.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know what I've had. I've had a couple of
Speaker 2: things that I wanted to talk to you about.
Speaker 1: That's not it, that's not it.
Speaker 2: Here's the one thing I would say, did you ever
Speaker 2: get this when you were a little Wait till your
Speaker 2: dad gets home?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh yeah. I had a situation like that the
Speaker 1: other day which I didn't get.
Speaker 2: Like, but you don't seem like no, no, I I
Speaker 2: am like the enforcer. You mean, is that we're gonna
Speaker 2: say yeah to cut you off?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: No, no, Like like I wouldn't. I would think your
Speaker 4: kid's be like oh dad, yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was kind of like like he's that's gonna.
Speaker 1: Be the one that corrects this person. That's gonna be
Speaker 1: that's the fun one.
Speaker 2: No, we had a thing where and it wasn't even
Speaker 2: like an intention, like it wasn't like best he was like,
Speaker 2: wait to your dad gets home. It was Milana had
Speaker 2: done something and she was afraid that I was gonna
Speaker 2: find out about it at the house. So she was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're gonna tell dad, and Bessie was like, yeah, we're
Speaker 2: gonna tell that she and she got like all upset
Speaker 2: that I was going to find out that she did
Speaker 2: something wrong because I think she likes being on the
Speaker 2: cloak and dagger at her own home where she's not
Speaker 2: going to get in trouble, but when it comes out.
Speaker 2: And when I was younger, I was always afraid of
Speaker 2: disappointing my parents.
Speaker 1: And I actually punished myself once.
Speaker 2: Did I tell you this When I get a couple
Speaker 2: of times I would punish myself where I thought I
Speaker 2: did something wrong and I.
Speaker 1: Would be like whatever.
Speaker 3: But one of the most things I got in trouble with.
Speaker 1: You come out room, guys. You don't know what I did.
Speaker 1: I'm just beating myself up in here.
Speaker 2: But when I was a little one of the biggest
Speaker 2: things that I thought I was gonna get in trouble
Speaker 2: for my father was I used to light fires.
Speaker 3: And I I was a little pyro A.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was, And we had a tin shed, you know,
Speaker 2: like they'll stick pop up sheds.
Speaker 1: What the earth? Or when you open it?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: What did you fire? Leaves? Me and Jason Joseph flit
Speaker 1: a bunch of leaves inside the tent, right.
Speaker 2: So my mom come home and there's just smoke billowing
Speaker 2: from underneath the shed as she.
Speaker 1: Pulls in the drawingway and sees that.
Speaker 2: She comes in and we like stomp it out and
Speaker 2: she opens it. We're covered in sut all right, Because
Speaker 2: she's like, did you like it? But I said no,
Speaker 2: I didn't. She clearly caught us.
Speaker 1: I'll go to my room.
Speaker 2: Right, She's like, you're in trouble and whatever, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, my dad's gonna kill it.
Speaker 2: When my dad came home and I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, you know, he's like, I heard you let
Speaker 2: a fire in the in the shed.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah. He goes, was it a cool one? Dude?
Speaker 1: That's right that he goes, you can't do it. It's dangerous.
Speaker 2: He's like, but I used to like light and falls too.
Speaker 2: He's like, but it's dangerous, you can't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought he was going to like really be mad
Speaker 2: at me, But that was like the one pass.
Speaker 4: My friend Oliver Schaeffer in eighth grade, playing with playing
Speaker 4: with matches, and he lit literally a field on fire.
Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, the fire department came.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 4: It was like you know, like in Christmas Story when
Speaker 4: the fire department come and it's like, oh the fire department.
Speaker 1: Is oh no, oh god, the cops are here. Oh no.
Speaker 4: It just kept getting worse and worse. He got He
Speaker 4: got grounded the whole summer. And I was a witness,
Speaker 4: Like I didn't light it, but I was there, so
Speaker 4: I got punished too.
Speaker 1: You were a bystander. I was at collateral damage as
Speaker 1: they call it. But yeah, we definitely lit fires like this.
Speaker 1: This is so stupid. They were building a house in.
Speaker 4: Our Neighborhoodsburgh and they they had the cinder blocks the
Speaker 4: foundation done right. So stupid broad daylight, we're doing this.
Speaker 4: Think about this. We poured gasoline down down into one
Speaker 4: of the cinder block holes and dropped a match.
Speaker 2: We'll go, whooah, where did your procure of gasolines?
Speaker 4: We would always do our lawnmowers, so my buddy it
Speaker 4: was it was Adrian and Damien de Phasio, the Phaseo brothers.
Speaker 4: We would pour gasoline down the thing and light it
Speaker 4: and you just see it shoot up. And we're like
Speaker 4: in probably eighth ninth grade, stopping daylight like dim ships.
Speaker 1: I remember they were these poor people.
Speaker 4: They're building a whole, and they must have seen like
Speaker 4: these black soot holes, Like what the fuck's.
Speaker 1: Going on here?
Speaker 4: We would steal their timber and and build a treehouse
Speaker 4: house literally.
Speaker 1: One hundred yards away. They could see it in the woods.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, these.
Speaker 4: Kids are also building it.
Speaker 1: Where's this wood coming from.
Speaker 2: It's like you we used to still used to steal
Speaker 2: plywood to make ramps out of the houses on Maple Avenue,
Speaker 2: so the buildings they build in the houses on Maples Avenue,
Speaker 2: and we used to and it was like they brought
Speaker 2: in like a load of just plywood and I was like,
Speaker 2: we can make a sick ass ramp with this, and
Speaker 2: we just took it.
Speaker 3: We took hammers and nails. We made a ramp in.
Speaker 1: The wood we made. You didn't just like prop it, No, no.
Speaker 2: No, this is the ramp that ended up being the
Speaker 2: one I told you the story about what we It
Speaker 2: was just rope hanging over a pit.
Speaker 1: We built the ramp that flew that you flew off.
Speaker 1: It is amazing.
Speaker 2: None of us are dead, I know, crazy, it is
Speaker 2: absolutely or at least maimed.
Speaker 4: Maimed, yeah for sure. So you guys, did the ramp
Speaker 4: you jump off on your bike.
Speaker 1: Pitfall it? Ah, yeah, that one kit fell. You got hurt.
Speaker 1: But heked it off after the ambulance took him out
Speaker 1: and bring it free. Though. That's what you know.
Speaker 4: It's like in La when I lived there with my kids,
Speaker 4: I'm like, you got to do the play dates and stuff,
Speaker 4: and they're.
Speaker 1: Not going to explore. No, they're just not.
Speaker 4: But like in in this new neighborhood in Nashville, there's
Speaker 4: a neighborhood there, there's a creek there, there's a.
Speaker 1: Pond there, there's like so much to do. And I
Speaker 1: know that that.
Speaker 4: I always encourage him, go get out of the house,
Speaker 4: go like get ticks, get ticks, yeah yeah, get lime disease.
Speaker 3: Get a tickety tick tickety tack.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah. My one friend got a tick on
Speaker 1: a dick. Yeah.
Speaker 4: He was peeing in the woods and then tick went
Speaker 4: and it just jumped on, clumped on, and.
Speaker 1: He saw it happen and just left it. No, he
Speaker 1: had to go to the nurses.
Speaker 4: Thing or whatever, and then uh, and then yeah he
Speaker 4: was gone for two days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. We never heard him again. What about slugs?
Speaker 3: You get slugged like a punched No, no, a suck.
Speaker 1: Like a leech. Sorry leech wait I mixed. I just
Speaker 1: missed the slug and a leech up? My apologies, did
Speaker 1: I I've never got a lead? Yeah you have you? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had the Cambodia. No, there was finding there's leaches.
Speaker 1: Was there's gonna be leaches anywhere? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, his name was. We attached himself to me
Speaker 2: and we uh no, we did, we did. Uh, we've
Speaker 2: been friends episodes. We there was like a marshlandy kind
Speaker 2: of thing. It was stagnant water basically, that's all. It was,
Speaker 2: like that's where they were. And like next to me
Speaker 2: there was an undeveloped plot of land that we called
Speaker 2: labeled the woods, but it was literally just an overgrown
Speaker 2: full like a lot of land that was never just
Speaker 2: never built on. And we used to go through it
Speaker 2: on our bikes and whatnot. And then we used to
Speaker 2: go like go through like you would sink down and
Speaker 2: just keep going through. And I remember I was peddling
Speaker 2: through and I came out with my friend Jason, and
Speaker 2: I came out of the thing and he was like, uh,
Speaker 2: He's like and like you brush off like the you know,
Speaker 2: it was like stick and leaves on your legs.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to put and it didn't come.
Speaker 3: Off and the leech on my leg and I was
Speaker 3: like oh, and I like freaked the fire like we didn't.
Speaker 1: Know how to get it off off. You have to
Speaker 1: what you have to do is you have to can't
Speaker 1: just yank it? Oh you can't it? Well you can't.
Speaker 1: They dig in, right, you dig in, so you go
Speaker 1: to yanket.
Speaker 2: So I went home and my dad just like I
Speaker 2: think he burnt it, like he just turned like he
Speaker 2: put like fire on and just like got scared and
Speaker 2: like jumped off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the same way you pulled, like takes
Speaker 1: gar attracted to the heat. But the song was like
Speaker 1: just always like what the fuck dude, And he slugged away.
Speaker 1: He leaps away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure my dad.
Speaker 1: Like he did the Michael Jordan Yeah we're down here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you can't just because I went to pull
Speaker 2: and it one come off, like it was like like
Speaker 2: I slapped my leg. I was like, oh, this won't
Speaker 2: this leaf won't come off. And I was like, oh
Speaker 2: it's what the fuck is this? And I freaked out
Speaker 2: and I ran home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good god. My dad was like, you were in
Speaker 1: the pits again. We used to call them the pits.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Did you guys have our baby wars? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the time. One pumps. We talked about this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you almost supposed to pump it once, but we pumped
Speaker 1: multiple times. The one kid wouldn't like. He got embedded
Speaker 1: in his in his rib, so he gets embedded in
Speaker 1: his room, had to go to the house. Well, we
Speaker 1: did it. I remember. He got shot. Like we tried.
Speaker 2: We tried to like sugarcoat it like, oh he got one,
Speaker 2: but he got shot sho. He had a gun gun
Speaker 2: wound and he had to go. They had to pregnant
Speaker 2: in surgery, take out BB out of his yeah, out.
Speaker 1: Of his rib. How close were you guys to the
Speaker 1: kid that's yeah, we didn't like him. That is nuts.
Speaker 4: Matt Kirschner, my buddy, he got he got cornered. Oh,
Speaker 4: he's like, guys, guys, no, no, no, you say no, no, no.
Speaker 4: Your friends just like, oh, bitch, it's over ten pumps
Speaker 4: bow we were unloading on him.
Speaker 1: It was like Sonny in the godf rob Man.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I still remember that day like it's one
Speaker 4: of the hardest of ever laughed as a kid.
Speaker 1: You know, I was tears bowled over, so goddamn funny.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I hope my kids get to have those
Speaker 4: same funny you know, just dodging.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like I just can't have a bb gun yet. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't give that kid a baby gun yet. He's
Speaker 1: he's seven, so I'd wait, maybe like ten, give I
Speaker 1: got my bb gun. Oh so great when I got
Speaker 1: my baby gun. Yeah, I think it was like my
Speaker 1: eleventh birthday. What was your bike? By the way, what
Speaker 1: was my bike? KMX kmart version of a BMX read
Speaker 1: this red line line fancy?
Speaker 2: It was the big things about it in my neighborhood
Speaker 2: with the diamondbacks he gets stolen on the regular.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh really, oh yeah all the time in my
Speaker 1: red line. That was like the best birthday I ever had.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, one of the best gifts. Yeah, super
Speaker 1: super pumped about it.
Speaker 2: I remember my dad we set up the those little
Speaker 2: miniature green guys, the green military guys.
Speaker 1: And I used to just mow moll down milk carton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you tell the milk carton. Oh that's fun. Yeah. Now
Speaker 1: we have big target my brother. Yeah. Ever shoot you
Speaker 1: ever shoot my brother? No? Yeah, come on over anytime. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little brother. We'll just slid it up on the easy.
Speaker 1: Make an hold the milk carton. H Okay, you're ready
Speaker 1: to do this, let's do it. KT.
Speaker 4: Just the spell you think when I say KT, right,
Speaker 4: k A t i E no, k A y t
Speaker 4: y keep going, k I y t y e e.
Speaker 1: Keep going, k A y t e e h keep going,
Speaker 1: really yep, Katie, spell it well, KTI I would spell
Speaker 1: k A t i E.
Speaker 2: Or if you're gonna get fancy c A I t
Speaker 2: e i e E keep going, keep going, kate on
Speaker 2: game okay, So KT, give me a k r C Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: k k A y.
Speaker 1: Yep keep going y y oky. Why that's not right?
Speaker 2: K A y t No, No, there's a K y
Speaker 2: h no k y l no kennalty kt k A
Speaker 2: y k y e or an I there, it's gotta
Speaker 2: be a T. If it's not a T, it's not Katie.
Speaker 2: Are you mispronouncing it his name like Luigi.
Speaker 1: K A. Why d I E k d A KD.
Speaker 1: It's not Katie, you said Katie, it's KD Yes, Kate, Kate.
Speaker 1: I honestly, Uh, you.
Speaker 4: Looked as dejected as an Indian at the spelling bee
Speaker 4: holding your name up.
Speaker 1: Oh, Joe, we didn't there's another edit point. Why you
Speaker 1: said Indian? Yep? There we go canceled.
Speaker 4: Hey, honestly, does I feel like I'm doing too much
Speaker 4: at work and I don't know how to set boundaries.
Speaker 4: I'm a teacher and I keep getting things thrown at
Speaker 4: me metaphorically and literally?
Speaker 1: How do I learn to say no? Thanks for all
Speaker 1: the laughs. Well, I wonder how old what says? In
Speaker 1: another school somebody said, well, somebody's throwing stuff out you.
Speaker 1: How do you say no? We'll tell us they stop
Speaker 1: throwing things at you first using the wrong word. I
Speaker 1: hope you're not an English teacher.
Speaker 2: That's a tough thing because once you're known as a
Speaker 2: person that will help, that opens a floodgate.
Speaker 4: Right, you gotta stand up for yourself. You can't like
Speaker 4: go to the principal or the higher ups and go
Speaker 4: these kids. It's like you're you're an adult. Like I
Speaker 4: always say, like whenever you see like a cop arrest
Speaker 4: a six year old, every like six months, there's one
Speaker 4: of those incidents, like are you not smarter than a
Speaker 4: six year old?
Speaker 1: So I think if you're a teacher, if you if
Speaker 1: you can't.
Speaker 4: Outwit a fourteen year old who's horned up, that's got
Speaker 4: zits all over, that's just going through the world whatever,
Speaker 4: you can't figure that out, it's like, maybe that's not
Speaker 4: your professionals have to do it.
Speaker 2: I think the first part of it was though, that
Speaker 2: people people keep asking her to do stuff and she
Speaker 2: doesn't want to say no.
Speaker 1: She's getting taken advantage of well, teachers do get taken
Speaker 1: a hundred. It's overworked and underpaid for sure. Sure. So
Speaker 1: I think what you need to do is set boundaries.
Speaker 1: And that's very important when somebody is.
Speaker 2: If you get the one person I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gotta leave early on Friday, do you mind just
Speaker 2: covering you know, doing this or things like that, Like
Speaker 2: you gotta be able, you gotta say no. And I
Speaker 2: always find the first time you say no, it's easier
Speaker 2: to keep going because the first time you're known to
Speaker 2: somebody that was like oh, they're not just a push over.
Speaker 1: You respect somebody that that pushes back a bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think the person that you just like, oh, he'll
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: There's a difference between being helpful and being taken advantage of.
Speaker 2: Right, you can be a helpful person and still want
Speaker 2: to help and help friends out and help colleagues out,
Speaker 2: that's great. But if you're somebody that's it's to your
Speaker 2: detriment that you have to write into a podcast where
Speaker 2: two comedians and complain about it, like you should start
Speaker 2: thinking about like you just start thinking about addressing this,
Speaker 2: KD KD.
Speaker 1: I yeah, we'll start with your name. Start with a name.
Speaker 1: K I mean, my god, why is so difficult?
Speaker 3: That's why you're just being difficult? And this is this
Speaker 3: is your punishment exactly now.
Speaker 2: I think that's that's it starts saying no to the
Speaker 2: you know, the little things, and be known as a
Speaker 2: person that doesn't get pushed over.
Speaker 4: Although if I was a teacher, I'd be like, I'll
Speaker 4: do the least amount possible for what you're paying me.
Speaker 1: I will do the least I'll care for the kids,
Speaker 1: but the least amount of work possible. And that's why
Speaker 1: you're not a teacher. I would oh god, oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have trust you with my children. By the way,
Speaker 1: nobody wants to work these days. Yeah, I was in
Speaker 1: the airport. Did I tell you this? Was it? Did
Speaker 1: I tell you this? We're done? Okay, next question, no
Speaker 1: one does. You're right though, you're good at setting boundaries.
Speaker 3: I'm here, you are, I'm a great I'm a I'm
Speaker 3: a shock fence.
Speaker 1: I won't do that. I'm a shock fence.
Speaker 2: You shake your head to you. I won't do that
Speaker 2: because U s us crazy? Hey you like hey, could
Speaker 2: you that's disgusting? Well yeah, but you like hey, could
Speaker 2: you come to Pittsburgh for fourteen minutes? Could you got
Speaker 2: a Pittsburgh for fourteen minutes when you've been gone for
Speaker 2: three eight weeks?
Speaker 1: This is coming up from Cassie. Fuck you. I was
Speaker 1: wavy to take the bait. I was y I love you,
Speaker 1: but spell Cassie. Cassie's easy see a s s I
Speaker 1: U y bag? Did you give you a nice one? Okay?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hey, cool moms.
Speaker 2: I love cassies that go by casts. I always find
Speaker 2: that they're fun. Cass Andra, you bet you and looking
Speaker 2: at a picture too.
Speaker 4: I bet she has cute penmanship. Oh yeah, that's what
Speaker 4: looks like you know what I mean. Yeah, you like
Speaker 4: girls that have yeah, like, oh she's hot, dots that
Speaker 4: eye with a heart.
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, they got that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how how is penmanship hot?
Speaker 4: Certain girls have like a penmanship where you go, oh
Speaker 4: my god, you can tell that she's she's a hot girl.
Speaker 4: Like you girls in high school, they'd have like always
Speaker 4: good penmanship. All right, you never noticed that no staten island.
Speaker 1: They just they wrote backwards. Yeah, it was in the hands.
Speaker 1: There's just pomp. People signed things that ud we got it. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is coming us from Cassie.
Speaker 4: Hi, cool moms, what is your best advice for navigating
Speaker 4: uncomfortable family gatherings for the holidays?
Speaker 2: Which love to you both holidays coming up? So you
Speaker 2: can be around people you don't necessarily want to be around.
Speaker 2: Invite Katie over because she is a push over and
Speaker 2: every time somebody says, just throw things could be a
Speaker 2: family activity.
Speaker 1: I will say this.
Speaker 2: I will say that politics have snuck their way in
Speaker 2: as of late, hard into family dynamics.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I would probably set a rule just to
Speaker 1: be like, look, we're.
Speaker 2: Not here to talk about that kind of things, or
Speaker 2: don't engage in those conversations.
Speaker 4: Well, here's my advice. As soon as you said, as
Speaker 4: soon as dinner served, talk politics, and then you just
Speaker 4: save money on all the giftshoot off by Christmas.
Speaker 1: You can do that too. That's another way to do it.
Speaker 1: That's another way to do it. Just lean into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think that's like a big part
Speaker 3: of contention.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: The world is shit right now, so everybody's got an
Speaker 2: opinion on how to fix it or what the problem is.
Speaker 2: So that's that's you enjoyed talking You don't really I
Speaker 2: don't do it at all.
Speaker 1: It's not my place.
Speaker 2: I don't educated from the arena. I don't care enough
Speaker 2: about it. I just worry about you know, it's not
Speaker 2: why people come to me as well, Like I you know,
Speaker 2: if people are like you need to tell you know,
Speaker 2: you need to I'm like, I don't need to do that.
Speaker 2: I need to make you laugh. That's what I'm here
Speaker 2: to do in the world. Like, I'm not the guy
Speaker 2: that you're gonna come to for that. There's people who
Speaker 2: know way more than me, better or worse, or have
Speaker 2: an opinion about it or have done research.
Speaker 1: I don't. It's not my wheelhouse. Yeah, you know you
Speaker 1: want to laugh? Come see you boy? I got you.
Speaker 2: You want to find out about how to help with dogs? Boom,
Speaker 2: I'm here. Anti bullying, I'm your boy pastries Knock knock.
Speaker 1: Who's that? Come on in? Okay go? You know about that?
Speaker 1: Video games? I got you. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Video games. I'm your boy.
Speaker 3: Family dynamics, help you out parenting.
Speaker 1: I'm your boy Democrat, Republic. I'm out.
Speaker 2: Politics, not your boy, politics, religion, none of that stuff
Speaker 2: is not here, and it's not I'm not afraid of controversy.
Speaker 1: I'll be controversial on my my points on things like people.
Speaker 1: That's sometimes what you hear.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you don't want to get into it
Speaker 2: because you don't want you don't want people that are
Speaker 2: not like what you're saying. That's not true at all.
Speaker 2: I say plenty of things, but in arenas where I
Speaker 2: feel like my voice is needed.
Speaker 1: You know you want to talk upsetting twelve year olds
Speaker 1: at a show, You're going ding jokes? Guy.
Speaker 4: I had a guy last night at the Conte Seller,
Speaker 4: maybe three minutes in and he goes, why don't you
Speaker 4: get off the stage, and I just kind of like
Speaker 4: started laughing. I'm like, it's a crazy thing to say
Speaker 4: to somebody, like to literally just out of the gate
Speaker 4: say that, and then uh. And then I proceeded to
Speaker 4: lace into it. Man, fifteen minutes and I made him
Speaker 4: a part of the act, and it was It was
Speaker 4: one of those things where where it's like you finally
Speaker 4: have the experience enough to know how to handle it.
Speaker 1: Yea, in that room at that time of night.
Speaker 4: It's not eight o'clock, it's not ten o'clock. This is,
Speaker 4: you know, twelve fifteen, And man, it was so fun.
Speaker 4: It was just like one of those like you know,
Speaker 4: like when your kids coming at you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just put your head out, come on, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just so fun. Yeah. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I really enjoy that room.
Speaker 4: But that experience, you know, you look back on that
Speaker 4: like years ago you could go, ah, man, you start
Speaker 4: boiling inside, like dare you say that?
Speaker 1: But it was I don't know, it's to the point
Speaker 1: where now it's just like okay.
Speaker 3: Now it's like seasoned people or people that are able
Speaker 3: to deal with this.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that are able to deal
Speaker 2: with the crowd. You you're up there with the best
Speaker 2: of them. But I mean, it's just when you see
Speaker 2: when you see there's there's there's no getting you.
Speaker 1: Like it's funny.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like it's fun and it's like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: but he's he's like he's pissed me for some reason, right,
Speaker 4: he's angry.
Speaker 2: It's like me, it's like me taking the court at
Speaker 2: a at a professional NBA basketball game and going, Lebron,
Speaker 2: give me the rock.
Speaker 1: Like that's that's like you have no what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Like you have no faer in you want to see it?
Speaker 2: Lay up, I dribble lefty, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like it's it's just it's craziness that that people do
Speaker 2: that sometimes. But it's so fun as a comic to
Speaker 2: watch just the professionals be professionals and just deal with
Speaker 2: that stuff. Like you see people who could just handle
Speaker 2: anything gets thrown at them. You know, when we like
Speaker 2: when we did Pinata, just to hear Mark Norman and
Speaker 2: uh Sam talk about like how they're and you just
Speaker 2: watch them like and just whenever I see any of
Speaker 2: the clips of somebody saying something to them it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: why did you open your mouth?
Speaker 1: You don't even know it's and then they just shine,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's when I don't It's nice to have that
Speaker 4: extra set of skills. But but in terms of like
Speaker 4: the holidays, I I don't know, Like, yeah, I think
Speaker 4: you want to keep it as cordial as possible. But
Speaker 4: like my father and I can have a healthy dynamic
Speaker 4: and talk about politics, you.
Speaker 1: Can have people can talk about politics. I'm saying that's
Speaker 1: one of the enjoy discussing you do because you're educating
Speaker 1: in it. You have an opinion. You know you read
Speaker 1: but I don't know, so I can also bend both ways,
Speaker 1: like I'm not you don't care, I'm not emotionally you know,
Speaker 1: you just like to talk like I like what people
Speaker 1: talk to me. No, no, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see you you see both sides, and you
Speaker 2: like different things from each side, which is not the
Speaker 2: case with a lot of people.
Speaker 4: But I also like learning and hearing somebody else's perspective,
Speaker 4: and you know, not not like I'm not hardened in
Speaker 4: or steadfast to one ideology.
Speaker 1: I've said this about you for a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not afraid of a good discourse. You enjoy a
Speaker 1: good discourse. I said that on the streets. People said
Speaker 1: to me, what's fair thing about worrying about sef I said,
Speaker 1: the discourse.
Speaker 3: This guy, this guy loves a good He loves a
Speaker 3: good discourse.
Speaker 1: So welcome back to two cool moms discussing discourse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Steven discourses discourse.
Speaker 1: I was just saying, I think you do. You do
Speaker 1: enjoy a good back and forth? You know, discourse? Did
Speaker 1: someone say discourse? I'm there, all right? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Also the other thing I will say about talking
Speaker 3: at the holidays, you don't have to talk.
Speaker 1: Stop talking. Just eat. Yeah. Eat.
Speaker 2: People, people are talking about something you don't want to
Speaker 2: be involved in. Remove yourself from the conversation by talking
Speaker 2: about it. Stop talking about it.
Speaker 4: In this alday season, watch a Christmas Story Christmas November
Speaker 4: seventeenth on HBO Max.
Speaker 2: Came out this week because it's the probably when this
Speaker 2: layer came about this week or last week.
Speaker 1: It just became available. Well, what's coming out next week?
Speaker 1: We're not sure when these are going to go out,
Speaker 1: but let's let's discourse it all right. Next question, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is coming up from huh, buddy, here we go. Carrie, carry,
Speaker 1: carry carry carry a guy? Carry? Oh, that's easy. C
Speaker 1: A r e y keep going, w L keep going?
Speaker 4: Try?
Speaker 1: Carry is crazy? Who is Carrie? C A r y Nope?
Speaker 1: Carry is a guy?
Speaker 3: C A r e y No carry c A r
Speaker 3: r y.
Speaker 1: You just what legit? Carry?
Speaker 3: K e r is the k or say up front?
Speaker 3: K K e r could you use it? Could you
Speaker 3: use in the sentence.
Speaker 1: Carrie enjoys a good discourse?
Speaker 3: O K k e r r E y no e
Speaker 3: k e r r y k E r r E
Speaker 3: keep going E carry.
Speaker 1: K E r r I E. Oh, isn't it? Who
Speaker 1: is doing Carrie? That's bizarre? Why would you do this?
Speaker 1: You can't get an It's a frank write in a question. Hey,
Speaker 1: cool mommies, it's for Joe.
Speaker 4: I think I convinced my husband to take me to
Speaker 4: Albany for New Year's Evish to see your show.
Speaker 1: Next.
Speaker 4: I'll try to talk him into meet and greet tickets
Speaker 4: if we decide to stay for New Year's Eve?
Speaker 1: Do you have any recommendations? Sure? I could google or
Speaker 1: go to Yo or something like that, but I'm asking
Speaker 1: you instead. She wants me to Google. Oh maybe this
Speaker 1: is a girl. Okay, this is, but the profile picture
Speaker 1: is a guy.
Speaker 5: Google things to do in Albany on New Year's Eve, Carrie, Right,
Speaker 5: things to do in Albany on New Years Eve. Let's
Speaker 5: see what comes up top Google results come in twenty
Speaker 5: twenty two to twenty three New Year's Eve Events in
Speaker 5: the Albany Area. Out of Albany dot com celebrating New
Speaker 5: Years in Albany Area events. Okay, so on the thirty first,
Speaker 5: as in New Year's as a.
Speaker 1: Hollywood bash in the uh with the refrigerators.
Speaker 2: That's the name of the band at the casino and
Speaker 2: Resort in Schenectady, which isn't that far from there.
Speaker 1: If you want to go to that. Let's see what
Speaker 1: else I got on the list here. That's the number
Speaker 1: one one that comes up. It seems like it's a
Speaker 1: big bash. But what are you gonna get there? A
Speaker 1: lazy piece of shit? It says, look at so fun.
Speaker 3: We are looking for fun plans to ring in the
Speaker 3: new year.
Speaker 2: Check out these events happening throughout the Albany and Capital region.
Speaker 1: Have a blast New Year's even Day.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you could do that there ten pm to
Speaker 2: eleven PM at the River's Casino and Resort in Schenectady,
Speaker 2: which is a one rush street And okay, that's that's
Speaker 2: that's the first one you could do. Oh then, oh,
Speaker 2: if you're looking for some little bit more fun, you know,
Speaker 2: there's the Auto Show. You go up to the Auto Show,
Speaker 2: which is November fifth through sixth, So you're gonna miss that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not from Albany, but I would say, here's the
Speaker 2: big thing to the Albany for a New Year's Eve thing.
Speaker 2: For me, there's always an early event and a late event,
Speaker 2: and I love to double up. I don't like spending
Speaker 2: one night double Ah.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about Playboy. He's still gonna parts of
Speaker 1: based toys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But what I'm saying is I want you to
Speaker 2: think about an early and a late event with a costume.
Speaker 1: Change in the middle.
Speaker 2: You go to the eight o'clock event, do a dinner,
Speaker 2: and then I bring it party. Dinner and a party
Speaker 2: I love. I don't like the one place in a
Speaker 2: ballroom like any of the hotels you could do that.
Speaker 2: I've done that a couple of years. Me and Sal
Speaker 2: got stuck in a bad New Year's Eve, which we
Speaker 2: made the best of and one of my favorite things
Speaker 2: was it was this guy on the dance floor.
Speaker 1: Me and Sal went with our respective lady friends.
Speaker 2: This is I'm talking about, you know, twenty fifteen, twenty
Speaker 2: years ago, and it was on the dance floor there
Speaker 2: was a gentleman who was straight out of like the seventies, who.
Speaker 1: Had a huge afro.
Speaker 2: Right, and Sala and I started playing this game because
Speaker 2: Sal got a little you know, Salalexi gets drank and
Speaker 2: we had a fun time in Salad gets a little
Speaker 2: more courageous and I said, let's have let's play a
Speaker 2: game and see how far we could put off finger.
Speaker 2: And this guy's ah, I'll figure it out. And I
Speaker 2: got a full like hand in and he didn't even
Speaker 2: know he was dance on the dance floor and we
Speaker 2: were trying to do it. This is crazy, So we
Speaker 2: did that, but it's great. It was this gentleman who
Speaker 2: had a beautiful, beautiful was it real hair? It was
Speaker 2: like it was a real hair, and it was a
Speaker 2: real hair. It was like this beautiful Jewish gentleman's afro
Speaker 2: who just had a beautiful head of hair.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I gotta see if I could
Speaker 3: touch scalp, and we'd want.
Speaker 1: To see how far we get in before we touched scalp.
Speaker 1: And that's how it started. On the dance floor and
Speaker 1: he was he wouldn't stop dancing. We had a great
Speaker 1: time with him and his friends. But I forgot who
Speaker 1: got caught. I think it was me.
Speaker 2: I think it was me that got caught. So I
Speaker 2: ended up losing and the guy was like, what are
Speaker 2: you doing? And I was like, that's ahead of hair.
Speaker 3: My friend and I gripped it by the face and
Speaker 3: I did a full thing and it just.
Speaker 1: Appreciated the pet It was great. Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 1: So I would not lock myself in the same room.
Speaker 1: I like, I like an early and late event. Okay,
Speaker 1: go to.
Speaker 2: Opening dot up, but they're going to see you. Well,
Speaker 2: that's not December thirty first. Oh, I thought the thirtieth.
Speaker 2: I'm performed up in the thirty first?
Speaker 1: Is it? Well, you know you're gonna have a good thirtieth,
Speaker 1: so thirtieth great? Yeah, that's okay, Well, good luck to you.
Speaker 1: Carry This is coming to us from Elizabeth. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: question for you do you do you sleep with socks on?
Speaker 1: Socks off? I sleep in the buck. I'm straight up
Speaker 1: naked you yeah, right, just okay, no, no.
Speaker 3: He's got on these on right, he's got I didn't
Speaker 3: want to get political.
Speaker 2: I told you I don't talk politics. And you got
Speaker 2: to bring about the tidy whities up on here. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about t w's.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do that.
Speaker 2: Have you ever slept? I had to sleep in tidy
Speaker 2: whities once. No, I had to sleep in tidy white
Speaker 2: these ones emergency underweist I had. I had to extend
Speaker 2: a trip and the only thing that they had was
Speaker 2: t dubs and I had to wear a pair of
Speaker 2: tea dubsy. I had to wear a pair of the
Speaker 2: teed whities. And it was the worst experience forever. It
Speaker 2: was like somebody was choking my balls, like it like
Speaker 2: it owed it money. It was. It was the worst
Speaker 2: experience ever. Because boxer briefs are the best of both worlds.
Speaker 2: You don't make a decision there, it's an end to
Speaker 2: end or.
Speaker 1: But then it's just like the only thing the only
Speaker 1: difference is like extra, like the extra.
Speaker 2: You gotta get, you gotta get the right cut, Like
Speaker 2: what does it matter then? Oh, because we'll just wear
Speaker 2: briefs well, you can't wear a boxer that's wearing shorts
Speaker 2: on the pants.
Speaker 1: That's bizarre. Boxers. I war in college and I look
Speaker 1: back on it's like it's disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's basically you just rolls out everything's around.
Speaker 1: You got a fall hole out when you fought.
Speaker 3: It's like you just it's just it's a backsplash, that's
Speaker 3: what you have.
Speaker 1: Boxes that wearing a mudflap. You're wearing a mudflat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what that is, a plaid mudflap. And people wear
Speaker 1: two and get out of here.
Speaker 2: And then the hole in the front his way through
Speaker 2: the garage doors just open and your cock is fall
Speaker 2: has anybody ever you.
Speaker 1: Ever pop it? Don't lock it?
Speaker 4: You know anything is like an old couple in the
Speaker 4: front row and just start talking about them sexually in bed.
Speaker 1: You're gonna edit this.
Speaker 3: But why are you talking about it?
Speaker 1: And we talked about on the way and you have
Speaker 1: to talk about two old people being sexually that go.
Speaker 1: He just pups.
Speaker 4: He can't stop pumping. He doesn't even pull his pants
Speaker 4: down like a like a gentleman. He just unzip his
Speaker 4: man pumps away and then puts.
Speaker 1: It back in. What just got the funny to me
Speaker 1: to think of a dude, it's so lazy and.
Speaker 4: He doesn't respect this woman enough. He's just gonna pull
Speaker 4: it out like everything still stays buttoned.
Speaker 3: I got what you're saying, and I'm curious to why
Speaker 3: you're considered that these.
Speaker 1: Are things that make me laugh. I think it's so
Speaker 1: goddamn funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, you know what he was my problem with boxers.
Speaker 2: I had a situation once where everything came out, IY.
Speaker 1: Socks, us socks. I put a sock right on it.
Speaker 1: Do us socks when you sleep?
Speaker 4: No? You know what what's crazy is I was a
Speaker 4: kid and I was like in a hockey tournament and
Speaker 4: I wore my socks to bed and I woke up
Speaker 4: and I'd be like, literally the worst cold I've ever had,
Speaker 4: And I was like, I wore socks and ever since then,
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's not that, but I just I cannot
Speaker 4: wear socks because that triggers.
Speaker 1: And it happened last night. I was like I could
Speaker 1: take my socks off. I don't get did you ever
Speaker 1: make magic socks when you were sick? Did you get
Speaker 1: magic socks made for you? Magic sock?
Speaker 2: My my sister did with the twins where she put
Speaker 2: rub vixed vapor rub all over your heel and foot
Speaker 2: and basically puts in a bomb and puts socks on
Speaker 2: it and you sleep through the night and absorbs through
Speaker 2: your skin.
Speaker 1: And it used to cure my niece. It was like
Speaker 1: it was weird. Hold on, so walk me through this again.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 2: You take a vix vapor rub and you get healthy
Speaker 2: with it, You get a good serving, You sloop up
Speaker 2: the whole foot, and then you put on.
Speaker 1: A sock like a kneehole and it traps it in.
Speaker 2: And it used to like my niece and nephew used
Speaker 2: to ask for magic socks when they were sick, and
Speaker 2: they used to wake up and feel better.
Speaker 1: Really, and I think it's just a timing thing that
Speaker 1: they felt better, but I don't know. They used to
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: You never heard of magic socks. They call it magic socks.
Speaker 1: Well, my family does at least. Yeah, But I I
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