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Speaker 1: not doing any of it. Okay, we're not doing any

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Speaker 1: of the rude.

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Speaker 2: You could get me like a like a Barnes and

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Speaker 2: Noble gift certificate, like something to like a Starbucks card, that.

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Speaker 1: Is, you're lucky if I give you a Snickers for

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Speaker 1: your birthday.

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Speaker 2: Bro Let me tell you something, Dan, fuck you. That

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Speaker 2: is fucking rude. That is fucking rude. I got barn

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Speaker 2: midsfoot in Israel, in the bottom of the bottom with

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Speaker 2: the special rabbits, and.

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Speaker 3: I'm turning fifteen four and you got nothing to give,

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Speaker 3: not tying to give.

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Speaker 1: They probably gave that same tour to fucking Stephen Baldwin.

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Speaker 1: Let's be real, Hey, my I thinker. I'm just saying.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like they give that tour.

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Speaker 2: They told me that this was like there's different levels

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Speaker 2: how you could go underground, and I was way underground

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Speaker 2: and even people saw the footage was like, yo, I've never.

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Speaker 1: Been to that part of the Okay, I believe, I

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Speaker 1: believe you. I'm just I'm just saying I didn't get

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Speaker 1: anything that was in Israel. He wasn't there, No, no,

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Speaker 1: fuck no, he probably got some other he probably got

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Speaker 1: like the real royal treatment.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruptioncome to the Zigny

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Speaker 2: Zone of Disruption. Without any further ado, I'll bring them

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Speaker 2: in because the people have been saying they want them.

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Speaker 3: The people have been saying they love them. The people

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Speaker 3: have been saying they want more of him. The young

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Speaker 3: shooter Boom Dean Collins is in the house.

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Speaker 2: They call them the part time Sometime you never know

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Speaker 2: when co host with the most it's his month. Deuce Cuddles,

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Speaker 2: Deuce Valentine, Deuce Paccino is here.

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Speaker 1: Boom, Yes, yes, well what'd you say? This is my month?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, February Ducee Cuddles, Deuce Peccino, Ducee Valentine.

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Speaker 1: Because of the Valentine's Ah, yes it is. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: That's a nice introduction. That was like a that was

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Speaker 1: a positive introduction. I'm happy to be here. It's been

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Speaker 1: a minute. It's been like what two weeks since I

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Speaker 1: we were talking about Valentine's Day and what you were

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Speaker 1: getting your wife for Valentine's Day where you were taking her.

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Speaker 1: You're taking her to an active war zone. How did

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Speaker 1: that pan out for you? Like getting dinner out there together?

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Speaker 1: Was that like a romantic evening?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: Everything in Israel, to be totally honest, is romantic. I

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Speaker 2: knew you were there on birthright. What was it twenty

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Speaker 2: years ago?

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Speaker 3: Huh?

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Speaker 1: Now, I was there in twenty sixteen, and you didn't

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Speaker 1: He hadn't he wasn't the present.

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Speaker 3: That's eight years ago.

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Speaker 3: Were you still in college?

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Speaker 1: No, No, I was. I was twenty six so.

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Speaker 3: It was oh man, wow, they gave you birthright at

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Speaker 3: Like, I'm getting it.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting this fucking free trip for sure before they

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Speaker 2: cut me off. Because when you're there at like twenty seven, like,

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Speaker 2: oh my birthright, like it starts to get ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I agree with you, and that's and that was the

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Speaker 1: thinking like, man, that's old, Like there's a cutoff and

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Speaker 3: You know. I didn't. I wasn't.

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Speaker 2: A fucking shit when you were there, you weren't sharing photos,

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Speaker 2: didn't you weren't.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't doing sharing. So I was sharing so many photos.

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Speaker 1: I was there. You barely asked me about my trip,

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Speaker 1: and I told you you should go with your wife,

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Speaker 1: and you kind of just brushed me off. And now

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Speaker 1: I know it's like you're mister Israel and you know

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Speaker 1: I was there before you, and well you went, and

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Speaker 1: why don't you go back, Why don't you go back

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Speaker 1: like it's like I would. Yeah, you went in twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 1: You were, you know, hanging on for dear life, for birthright.

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Speaker 1: I just got bar mitzfood. Congratulations, thank you, And I

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Speaker 2: The bar Mitzvah was kind of a private ceremony. Let

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Speaker 2: me tell you something. I had the fucking krem de

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Speaker 2: la creme, top tier, the hierarchy of rabbis, and.

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Speaker 3: The Western Wall Dakoda, my man.

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Speaker 2: If anybody has any question about whose land Israel is,

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Speaker 2: I was at the bottom of the bottom of the

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Speaker 2: And when I say elevator, I mean walked.

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Speaker 3: Yo. Let me. They pulled out all the stops.

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Speaker 2: I was in places that people in the higher ups

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Speaker 3: They took me.

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Speaker 2: Down deep, deep, deep, deep deep in the og three

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Speaker 2: thousand year old tunnels where there's all sorts of Hebrew

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Speaker 2: scripture and Juday in this and Juday in that.

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Speaker 3: Like I was tripping down there.

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Speaker 2: It's and like I said, the top tier rabbis came

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Speaker 2: like they came out for me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to you know, like interrupt

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Speaker 1: the whole the sweet story of you getting bar Mitzvah.

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Speaker 1: But I do have a problem with you getting bar

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Speaker 1: Mitzvood at the same time. And I'll tell you why

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Speaker 1: I have a problem because I had to. I had

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Speaker 1: to know where this is going.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you you you don't.

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Speaker 1: Deserve to You don't deserve to be bar Mitzvood. Okay,

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Speaker 1: your time is passed. Bar Mitzvah.

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Speaker 3: Yes you can.

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Speaker 1: You can get bar Mitzvood at any age. I know

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Speaker 1: that that's right.

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Speaker 2: So you're arguing with them, you're arguing with my with

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Speaker 2: my rambi, who came out.

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Speaker 1: Because you don't You didn't put the work in. You

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Speaker 1: didn't put the work in. Okay. I went to Hebrew

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Speaker 1: school from second grade to seventh grade. Three times a week.

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Speaker 1: I had to go on Halloween. And you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. I went on Hallow as a kid. That

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Speaker 1: is a special night. I put the work in. You

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Speaker 1: just show up in Israel, you get the VIP treatment.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of blush shit.

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Speaker 2: Let's cut it. Let's cut the bullshit. I agree the bullshit.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Let's not forget. And by the way, for

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Speaker 2: some reason, the word home comes up a lot in Israel.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why people know that show over there.

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Speaker 2: But when I first met you, you were a student.

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Speaker 2: When we were doing the war at home. You got

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Speaker 2: teachers to quit, You got teachers fired. You were a

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Speaker 2: horrible You were fourteen when we started the word home.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen.

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Speaker 2: You were a terrible student. The teachers could not stand you.

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Speaker 2: You'd skip class, you'd hide from the teachers. This is

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Speaker 2: just two years remove from your from your bar mits.

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Speaker 2: The only reason why you got your bar mits for

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Speaker 2: ebing school. We know you were a nuisance. Don't try

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Speaker 2: to act like you were mister bar Mitzvah boy. Do

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Speaker 2: not try to act like you were a good student.

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Speaker 2: You weren't a good student.

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Speaker 3: He was cool.

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Speaker 2: You weren't a good student when we were doing the

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Speaker 2: war at home. You were pain in the ass. That

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Speaker 1: She did, and I felt really bad about that. I

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Speaker 2: She wanted to be a teacher, teaching kids, and then

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Speaker 2: she's an on set teacher for Dean Collins. And you're

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Speaker 2: just fucking like a terrible student. Everything she's trying to

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Speaker 2: you're running in it. You're a terrible student.

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Speaker 1: She had family issues, she had to leave on it

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Speaker 1: like voluntarily, she left. I didn't have anything to do

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Speaker 1: with that, and you're flipping this on me, and I

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Speaker 1: don't appreciate that. I did you do your haf torah like,

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Speaker 1: let let me hear a few uh, let me hear

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Speaker 1: a few bars from from the service, the Big Service.

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Speaker 2: Guitar deni mill colom barhata deny hate new melical.

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Speaker 1: You sound like shit that is so disappointing.

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Speaker 3: Do yours? Let me hear yours?

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Speaker 1: Sure? Uh uh barhuetto anything superla meme sadiq behol ha

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Speaker 1: de rote ha el hanah em on uh bar humburra. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't know shit, go on, go on. It's etched

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Speaker 1: into my brain because I had to pay It's not obviously,

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Speaker 1: it's not.

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Speaker 3: It was so long ago.

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Speaker 2: You're thirty three. This is twenty years ago, brother, twenty

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Speaker 2: years ago.

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Speaker 1: I think you just you wanted that bar minso so

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Speaker 1: they could lift you up in the chair. I think

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Speaker 1: you you had a great time in the chair lifting

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Speaker 1: you up. I saw it.

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Speaker 3: I told those soldiers.

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Speaker 2: I said, listen, guys, girls, don't throw your back out

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Speaker 2: for me.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to lift me up. And they were like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it was heavy. I'm sure it was fucking

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Speaker 2: The bottom line is, I'm the bar Mitzvah boy. It's

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Speaker 1: Just ask I know where this is going.

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Speaker 2: Since I just had my bar Mitzvah, and since my

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a whole whiteboard at my house, Like Michael,

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Speaker 1: I have tabs of all of your favorite stores. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: exactly like the best bar mitzvaghift, the best birthday gift. No,

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Speaker 1: The birthday gift isn't coming. And I don't want to

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Speaker 3: Rude.

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Speaker 2: You could get me like a like a Barnes and

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Speaker 2: Noble gift certificate, like something to like a Starbucks card.

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Speaker 1: That is, you're lucky if I give you a Snickers

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Speaker 2: Bro let me tell you something, Dan, fuck you. That

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Speaker 2: is fucking rude. That is fucking rude. I got barn

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Speaker 2: midsfoot in Israel, in the bottom of the bottom with

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Speaker 3: Give, not probably to give.

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Speaker 1: They probably gave that same tour to fucking Stephen Baldwin.

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Speaker 1: Let's be real, Hey, my I thinker. I'm just saying

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Speaker 3: They give that fucking tour. They told me that this

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Speaker 2: Go underground, and I was way underground, and even people

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Speaker 1: Never been to that part of the Okay, I believe

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Speaker 3: Was in Israel.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't there, No, no, fuck no, he probably got

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Speaker 3: Fuck you man.

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Speaker 2: If you don't get me a present on my birthday

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Speaker 1: What is so iconic about it? It's fifty four, I know,

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Speaker 2: I even numbers. I get excited about fifty three. I

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Speaker 2: didn't like fifty five. I like it's the double nickel.

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Speaker 2: That double nickels.

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Speaker 3: Good. We're gonna definitely do it big for the double nickel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to fifty five. That's crazy. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 3: It is going to be really a twist, man, damn it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean they say like, the thirties are the best

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Speaker 2: You know, honestly, I would like to say that it's

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Speaker 2: who the fuck knows?

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Speaker 3: Man. I feel good. I look good. You know. I

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Speaker 3: got a little bloated in Israel. I was eating, like

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Speaker 2: I don't know how I started drinking, so I don't know,

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Speaker 3: I got shows. I'm doing shows in Bridgeport.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing shows in pleasanton Pleasant in California. You should

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Speaker 2: come out there. It's right is that It's just say

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Speaker 2: it's San Francisco. It's right outside of San Francisco. I'm

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Speaker 2: doing shows the fifteenth, sixteenth, and seventeenth, and Tommy T's

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Speaker 2: what are you doing March fifteenth, sixteenth, and seventeenth, that

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Speaker 2: you're so fucking busy you can't come see me at

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Speaker 1: No, maybe I will, maybe I will come out there.

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Speaker 2: Don't come your shit, and then if maybe you fucking shit,

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Speaker 2: then there's okac. I'm doing the twenty first, twenty second,

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Speaker 2: so you know, pick your fucking poison.

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Speaker 1: I can get down with that for sure. So what

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Speaker 1: so what you're gonna go to play? I'm not gonna

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Speaker 2: Now we should be fine. We're outside of the whatever. Man,

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be what it's gonna be. He's fucking protesters,

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Speaker 2: Get a life. Get the fucking honestly, get a fucking life, man,

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Speaker 2: you know, like it's like just they screamed at Jerry

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Speaker 2: They called him genocide Jerry. He was at something. They

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Speaker 2: called him genocide Jerry Seinfeld. They called him a Nazi.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Yeah, I mean, these people really need to

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Speaker 1: If they're coming after you, it's like life probably isn't

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Speaker 1: great if they're if they're protesting you.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand what that means.

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Speaker 1: Now, I know I'm agreeing with you. I'm saying, like, exactly,

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Speaker 2: You know, what do you mean life? Well, I'm not

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Speaker 1: What are you saying if you're protesting a Michael Rappaport

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Speaker 1: But then that's no disrespect to you, you know.

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Speaker 2: So what else has been going on? What's been going

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Speaker 2: on with you? You did Valentine's Day? Every time I talk.

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Speaker 3: To you, you've seen a new movie you go to.

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Speaker 2: Like I don't know, all kinds of things, concerts like

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Speaker 2: What's Happening with You?

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Speaker 1: Did Valentine's Day? Then my girlfriend's birthday was shortly after that,

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Speaker 1: all about vibes. My girlfriend didn't want anything to do

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Speaker 3: I have a question.

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Speaker 2: You thought you were going to go into a casino

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Speaker 1: Definitely, I mean I just the vibes were out there,

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Speaker 1: really of course she did.

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Speaker 2: Of course she didn't want to go, and see you

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Speaker 3: I already know where this is story. This story is

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Speaker 3: going anyway go. I'm gonna be shocked if it goes.

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Speaker 1: If it ain't, Oh, I don't appreciate that, man, I

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Speaker 1: it positive. That was not that was kind of a

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Speaker 1: rocky start, to be honest with you, but we did

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Speaker 1: go in.

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Speaker 3: I went.

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Speaker 1: You know, I usually played blackjack and I usually played poker. Yes, Michael,

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Speaker 1: you ever hand up.

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Speaker 2: The reason why her energy was bad is because she

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Speaker 3: Anyway, go on, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well she's from Vegas too, and so she's grown up

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Speaker 2: Also, the other thing is is that she doesn't want

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Speaker 2: this guy is about to piss.

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Speaker 3: Away more money than he spent on our trip.

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Speaker 1: Go on, Okay, And that's what I really didn't appreciate.

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Speaker 1: And I think she could have faked it a little

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Speaker 1: feel that energy and those vibes do contribute to you

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Speaker 1: losing in the casino. I'm a firm believer of that.

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Speaker 1: You got it was she She wasn't doing any of

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Speaker 1: that shit. She and that was why I didn't appreciate.

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Speaker 1: I wanted that like, oh, it's gonna be twenty one.

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Speaker 1: We were playing black chick, and she doesn't know how

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Speaker 1: to play, so she didn't understand when i'd get twenty

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Speaker 1: one that I'm winning, Like I need you to like

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Speaker 1: smile a little bit because I just won the hand

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Speaker 1: that was there. I did alright in the beginning, and

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Speaker 1: then I decided to move to Roulette. Got it?

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Speaker 2: But everybody does alright in the beginning. That's I just

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry in a rupt your story. It's it's this

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Speaker 2: sounds a good, great story. I'm sorry in a rupt

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Speaker 2: your story. But when you're gambling in a casino, what's then?

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Speaker 3: Even? Who jack?

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Speaker 1: Too mush?

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Speaker 3: Too mush?

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Speaker 2: When you're gambling in a casino like Cho Mush or anywhere,

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Speaker 2: they want you to be like, Okay, he's doing it right.

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Speaker 2: In the beginning, this asshole is here with his girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: His girlfriend knows this is gonna go bad. His girlfriend

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Speaker 2: feel good and keep digging into those pockets, and inevitably

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Speaker 2: what happened go on?

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Speaker 1: Well, I decided I was up a little bit at

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Speaker 1: when to walk away, and that's why I that's I

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00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 1: need to walk away when I'm up. So I was even,

439
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:37,000
Speaker 1: and I thought even's not good enough for me. Oh,

440
00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:39,480
Speaker 1: the roulette table for some reason is calling my name.

441
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,679
Speaker 1: It's got like sort of a glow. There's like a

442
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,560
Speaker 1: weird like like a glow to it. It was sort

443
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,399
Speaker 1: of drawn to that roulette table sit over there. She

444
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 1: was like, let's get out of here. I think you

445
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 1: should walk away. And I was like, I don't like

446
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 1: that energy, but I'm gonna just I'm feeling putting my

447
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:56,879
Speaker 1: money on Red. I don't know what it is about Red.

448
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 1: I'm just feeling the sign. And then there was a

449
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 1: guy next to me, kind of a sketchy guy as

450
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,920
Speaker 1: there are in casinos, and he was like, I don't know, bro,

451
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 1: like your energy. Whatever's going on with you? I'm feeling it.

452
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,720
Speaker 1: I think we're both gonna win this together. Do you

453
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,439
Speaker 1: want Red or do you want black? What are you

454
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 1: gonna do? And I was like, I'm gonna put it

455
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 1: on Red, but I don't wanna, you know, mess with

456
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,639
Speaker 1: your money. He was like, nope, it's Red. You got it,

457
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,679
Speaker 1: great vibe, you got great energy. I said, let's do this,

458
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 1: my man, we got this together. You know what, fuck it?

459
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 1: I was gonna put two hundred on there, now putting

460
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 1: five hundred on there. I put five hundred on red.

461
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 1: He goes, you know what I'm gonna put He goes,

462
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 1: I really feel you. I am. I don't know what

463
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 1: it is you stepped in here. It was like destiny,

464
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put twenty five hundred down on red.

465
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here, swear.

466
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, okay, and he really believed

467
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,679
Speaker 1: in me. I was like, okay, I'm not gonna go

468
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,360
Speaker 1: I don't have that kind of money, but I'm gonna stick.

469
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 1: I'll do five hundred with you, and we got this.

470
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,199
Speaker 1: We're gonna double up together. I yeah, Michael.

471
00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:00,760
Speaker 2: Question, So at this point, had you one money, lost money,

472
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 2: or you're still ear?

473
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,520
Speaker 1: I was even, I was even okay, I was even.

474
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,199
Speaker 1: My girlfriend's kind of looking at the you know, me

475
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 1: and him talking back and forth, and she looks like

476
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,359
Speaker 1: sick to her stomach, like something terrible is gonna happen.

477
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 1: So I needed her to step back a little bit

478
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 1: to not ruin the vibe. So me and him were

479
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 1: kind of just like, really, you know they they they

480
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,919
Speaker 1: spin the wheel, the ball is like fucking flopping around.

481
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 1: We're so pumped and it comes to a stop very slowly.

482
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out what the number is, what's

483
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 1: the color, what's the color? What's the color. I'm looking

484
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,359
Speaker 1: over the board, and it lands on yes, Michael, Let me,

485
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 1: let me guess.

486
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 3: Let me guess.

487
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, take a guess.

488
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,640
Speaker 3: Take a guess. It lands on the one which makes

489
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 3: you lose your money.

490
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 2: I can't remember at this point if it was red

491
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 2: or black, but I put on red.

492
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,399
Speaker 1: We're on red.

493
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess it lands on black. I'm just guessing.

494
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 1: You are correct, Michael. It lands on black.

495
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 2: Yes, I you know what's cool? I was right, but

496
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 2: you were wrong and you lost your money. But I

497
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 2: was right here, so I got to feel that little

498
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 2: pang of excitement knowing that I won.

499
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: Unfortunately it was Yeah, that's really fucked up. We didn't

500
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: need you to say all that shit. You could have

501
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 1: just you could have just fucking guessed that it was

502
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: black and we could have just stopped there. But I

503
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 1: end up losing my money. I'm really hurting now because

504
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: now I'm really I'm down. I'm five hundred down. But

505
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 1: I'm damn more nervous for him because he put a

506
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: lot of money into it. He really believed in me,

507
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: and it got weird really quick, and I was just like, fuck, man,

508
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: it should have been red right, right man, Like we

509
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: that was supposed to be read like this fucking casino

510
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: is rigged, and you know, I'm trying to just pull

511
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 1: out all the stops. He's not having it. He's just

512
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: kind of silent. I asked him if you wanted to

513
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 1: get a quick sandwich at the fucking like casino deli

514
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 1: right there, and he was like no, and I my

515
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,119
Speaker 1: girlfriend was like we should go, and he had like

516
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 1: a weird look in his eye. I had to like

517
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: quickly leave the casino. Actually, like on the way out,

518
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,439
Speaker 1: I put five bucks into a slot machine and I

519
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 1: won two bucks, and I was like, fuck it, I'm

520
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 1: not even gonna catch you.

521
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:03,959
Speaker 3: Set.

522
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: Let's just go because I don't want this guy following

523
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: me to my car had stories like you.

524
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 3: Don't get that two dollars from you?

525
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: He said, yeah, I might not get the whole twenty five,

526
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna get something.

527
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get two fucking bucks from this little prick.

528
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

529
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: It was not good, and it was a tough drive back.

530
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: I had to sit in a lot of traffic really

531
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 1: thinking about like my life and and you know how

532
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: I got to that point of losing five hundred dollars

533
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 1: on red and the trip, but ultimately it was a

534
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: fantastic trip. I try not to think about that story.

535
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: And you know, see it seems like you've been pondering

536
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 1: it because it was now you win some, you lose some.

537
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 1: You know how it is, you're up, you're down, ebbs

538
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: and flows, right.

539
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, all that shit they say in gambling movies.

540
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 2: Man, whatever gets you back to the casino, man, what

541
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 2: I guess, whatever, whatever you need to latch onto to

542
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: come back in and give us your money.

543
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah it was. It was a mistake for sure,

544
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 1: but that's pretty much it. Bro, what's up with you?

545
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you're back now. You got shows

546
00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 1: like are we are you acting it?

547
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 3: Sh I'm back now pretty much?

548
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 2: Call oh Kibi and I wrap Aports Reality. The Rapaport's

549
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 2: reality podcast is dropping next week.

550
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 3: It's official. It's all the books.

551
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 2: It is happening March sixth, twenty twenty four, Episode one,

552
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 2: Rapaports Reality. Me and my wife Kibi, we're doing it.

553
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,439
Speaker 2: She's mean, it's not even like what you do, like

554
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: you pop in and out whenever the fuck you want.

555
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 2: Whenever I could twist your fucking arm to be on

556
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 2: the podcast. You pop in now sometimes you're on timeson

557
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 2: This is Me and Her. It's a two handed podcast,

558
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: me and her every single episode, and we're doing it.

559
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 2: And you know, I know you love your ninety eight fiance.

560
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 2: I know you love your your your loves blind. I

561
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 2: know you love your surgers. Maybe if I have to

562
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 2: run up the flagpole with Kibi, maybe sometimes you could

563
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 2: come in and be a part time, sometime guest correspondent.

564
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: Guess Oh, I like correspondent sounds nice. That's like I'm

565
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: like on the front lines or something like a correspondent.

566
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: I like that title. I would totally show up for that.

567
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 3: You know.

568
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: I think it's great that you're doing it. I do

569
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: feel for Kibi a little bit your wife, you know,

570
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: I think because this is a business relationship now, I

571
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: think I think she doesn't know what she's in for,

572
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: is what I think. I don't think that she knows

573
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 1: exactly what she's getting herself into. I think, and you know,

574
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: it sounds great. And as a fantasy, Oh, me and

575
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: my husband or doing this reality podcast, I'm gonna be

576
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 1: doing it every week with him. I think that you're

577
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 1: gonna get on her her fucking nerves, is what I think.

578
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: I think that there's gonna be I don't know. I

579
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 1: will see how she handles you, because it's a different

580
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: beast when you're in a professional relationship with you than

581
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: it is just like fun getting lunch with you. So

582
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm curious to see how the podcast does. And I'm

583
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: rooting for it. I don't want you to think that

584
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm not rooting. I want the podcast to do so well.

585
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: I just I have her best interest at heart.

586
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,959
Speaker 3: All right. Well, yeah, so we were doing that.

587
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 2: I told you I'm doing shows, moving and fucking grooving.

588
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 2: Life and Beth Season two is now. People really like it.

589
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: I like it halfway through the season. Enjoyed doing it.

590
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,439
Speaker 3: You know the people.

591
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: They love Amy Schumer, they love Michael Sarah. It's a

592
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 2: great cast, funny show, got a lot of heart, a

593
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 2: lot of laughs. Amy Sidaris I got to work with,

594
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: and shit, man, I'm trying to figure out what else

595
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 2: is going on. Man, I'm just podcasting. I'm on the

596
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 2: I'm on the fucking road. There's this other show that

597
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 2: I might be doing. And the crazy fucking thing is,

598
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 2: since you were saying about Israel, YadA, YadA, YadA, there's

599
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 2: a chance that we might be going back to Israel again.

600
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: Why at the end of mar guys are not fucking

601
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: around at the end of March, you might as well

602
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: just fucking pick up and fucking move there. At this point,

603
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,360
Speaker 1: be the president.

604
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 3: Shit.

605
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 2: People were saying, you might you know, the president got shot.

606
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: You got a shot, I mean, may Tel Aviv.

607
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 3: People were saying, like it could have. Can you imagine?

608
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 2: Can you imagine I'm the I become like some sort

609
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 2: of government official or a diplomat who.

610
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 3: They would be No.

611
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 2: They wouldn't be fucked man, I'd be great in meetings

612
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 2: and show up my sweatpants and my fucking Kashmir hoodie.

613
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 3: I'd be a great mayor of Tel Aviv. No disrespect

614
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 3: to the fine man. Me and him. We chatted it up.

615
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 2: So I'm one evening and tell the we chatted it up,

616
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 2: and I was thinking to Hi, because he's an older gym,

617
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: I was thinking, I'm coming for you one day, my friend.

618
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 2: I didn't say that, but I was thinking I might

619
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 2: be the one to take you down.

620
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 1: That is fucking Can you imagine if you become the

621
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: mayor of Tel Aviv, and then the people of Tel

622
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: Aviv are like, oh, we got a new mayor. Who

623
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: is it? Who's the new mayor? And they're like he

624
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: was the guest star on Friends. Remember back in the nineties.

625
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: He was Phoebe's boyfriend. He was the cop that shot

626
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: the bird. And they're gonna be like, oh, fuck, we

627
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: are fucked. I mean that is that's a scary thought. Bro.

628
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 2: No, they would be happy. I'd be a great man

629
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: if I was a mayor. I would give it my all.

630
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 2: I would I would be I would be fantastic. I

631
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,959
Speaker 2: would I would do everything I could to be the

632
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: best mayor for the city of Tel Aviv. If they

633
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 2: had me as an ambassador or an embassy member, I

634
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 2: don't know. There's so many different opportunities that I'm running

635
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: up the flag bowl. But if I did it, I

636
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 2: would do it really really, you know, from the bottom

637
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 2: of my heart, and I would try really hard.

638
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 3: So fuck you, man, and.

639
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 2: You know, don't come ask and don't come crying for

640
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 2: for a part of my cabinet.

641
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: If that does happen, I mean, if it does happen,

642
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: I would love to be part of the cabinet. Oh man,

643
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: talk about that documentary. That would be so sick. Get

644
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 1: my own office, get my own little desk and everything

645
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: with my name.

646
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 2: We'll get you like like a little fucking like a

647
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 2: little closet, sash office. We get you like a it'd

648
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: be like a closet, the closet.

649
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: Yes, what I'm saying, if you're the mayor, I should

650
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: be like the fucking top dog. Right, I'm like one

651
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: of the top guys. I'm not in the closet.

652
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 3: Now, what would you like?

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Speaker 2: You could be like the Hasbarah because that's a big

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Speaker 2: word over there, the hasbara.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like the Hasbro Is that the toy company?

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Speaker 2: No, listen, we're not running yet. They just had the

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Speaker 2: elections and people that earned the election. Because it is

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Speaker 2: a democracy, they all want so I don't want to

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Speaker 2: interfere with them. I wish everybody nothing but the best.

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Speaker 2: But going forward, anything, anything's on the table. Anything is

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Speaker 2: on the table.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm a good typist. If you need a typist,

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Speaker 1: I am like really fast at the computer. Excellent, shut

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Speaker 1: my eyes, look the other way, like mile a minute.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know yet, So.

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Speaker 4: Podcast, what what.

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Speaker 3: Else is happening? Have you watched anything else watch a

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Speaker 3: lot of ship.

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Speaker 1: Uh you know, I'm obviously I'm a big advocate for

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Speaker 1: the AMC A Stubbs membership twenty five dollars a month,

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Speaker 1: see up to three movies a week at AMC theaters.

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Speaker 1: So I just me and my girlfriend just go see

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Speaker 1: movies just to see him at this point, because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: they're free. So I ended up going to see this

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Speaker 1: movie called Drive Away Dolls. It's Ethan Cohen of the

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Speaker 1: Cohen Ever heard of me? It's never even heard of

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Speaker 1: Driveaway Dolls. Never heard it. I haven't seen a poster.

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 1: It's not good. It's this actress Margaret Kually who was

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Speaker 1: in Once upon a Time in Hollywood. She's doing like

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Speaker 1: a fucking weird accent, some Texas accents. It feels very forced.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just like, I've been so on my Cohen

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Speaker 1: Brothers shit lately, Like I rewatched No Country for Old Men,

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Speaker 1: I rewatched Fargo, and so I was kind of hyped

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Speaker 1: up going into this one. But Ethan Cohen needs his

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Speaker 1: brother when he does a film. It's like they can't

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Speaker 1: do it separate. Like he needed his he needed Joel

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Speaker 1: to come in and reel him in because this shit

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Speaker 1: was all over the place. He wrote it, he directed it.

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Speaker 1: The script was so bad. Saw that whatever saw this movie,

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Speaker 1: Lisa Frankenstein that uh, Robin Williams daughter Zelda Williams directed that.

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Speaker 1: Diablo Cody wrote fu that was pretty Frankenstein.

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Speaker 3: You just it was.

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Speaker 1: You know, are you getting are you getting snacks every

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Speaker 1: time you go to the movies? It's too I do

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Speaker 1: get my popcorn. I get mister pib and a roop ear.

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Speaker 1: I'll get my bunch of crunch. I'll pour the bunch

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Speaker 1: of crunch into popcorn. I do have a system.

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Speaker 2: And then I'm sure you're going to the movies and

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Speaker 2: you're not going for the snacks because you're guy.

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit of both. I'll see anything. I'm

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Speaker 1: rewatching a lot of shit at home, like I said,

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Speaker 1: watch a lot of Coen Brothers ship, always watching my

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Speaker 1: Fincher shit. My girlfriend hasn't seen mind Hunter, that David

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Speaker 1: Fincher series that came out on Netflix a few years ago,

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Speaker 1: which is really good. It's kind of like Zodiac as

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Speaker 1: a TV series. We're watching that.

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Speaker 2: You just rewatch, like Barton Fink those other Coen Brothers movies.

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Speaker 2: Barton Fink And what's the other one with Nick Cage.

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Speaker 2: The first one, it's Blood Simple. That was Raising Arizona,

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Speaker 2: Raising Arizona, Blood Simple.

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Speaker 3: Also the Coen Brothers.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I seen Blood Simple.

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Speaker 3: You should.

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Speaker 2: You should fuck with those movies to. I mean, they're

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Speaker 2: they're so good. Their movies are so entertaining all the time.

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Speaker 1: They're just so I don't know, like No Country for

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Speaker 1: Old Men really is probably my favorite Cohen Brothers movie.

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Speaker 1: I just I love that fucking movie. And Javier Bardem

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Speaker 1: is so good, and I know we've talked about it

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Speaker 1: on the podcast, But No Country just directors like David

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Speaker 1: Fincher and the Coen Brothers, just to watch them for

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Speaker 1: their technical abilities. They're they're just so masterful they are.

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Speaker 1: It's just perfect. Like it's not fair how good they are.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just I'll just find myself pausing the fucking

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Speaker 1: movie every few, you know, a few minutes, just to

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Speaker 1: watch the shot that they've they're doing. I mean, they're

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Speaker 1: just their technical abilities are insane.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're sick.

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Speaker 2: We need some new murder docks, some murder docks and chill,

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Speaker 2: uh they might I hope they.

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Speaker 3: Haven't ran their uh ran their course.

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Speaker 2: I hope they haven't, you know, like uncovered every fucking

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Speaker 2: sick fuck out there, because uh, there hasn't been a

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Speaker 2: new one lately. But also there was a strike and

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Speaker 2: all that shit.

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Speaker 1: But there was one that came out on Netflix called

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Speaker 1: lover Killer Stalker. Did you see that.

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Speaker 3: Lover killer Stalker? No, I see that.

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Speaker 1: Watch that one. It's so bugged out. Let me just

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Speaker 1: make sure I get the name right. Yeah, lover Stalker Killer.

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Speaker 1: And it's a mechanic tries online dating for the first

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Speaker 1: time and meets a woman who takes a romantic obsession

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Speaker 1: to a deadly extreme. It's on some fatal attraction shit.

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Speaker 1: It's really wild. But it's a docu series, like two episodes,

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Speaker 1: three episodes. Watch that lover Stalker Killer. Highly recommend ever

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Speaker 1: Stalker Killer.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna peeped.

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Speaker 1: At yeah anyway, all right, well.

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Speaker 2: Listen, you know, it's always good to have you on

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Speaker 2: the podcast. Like I said, Rapperports Reality starts next Wednesday,

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Speaker 2: All Things pop Culture, All Things Reality TV with Me

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Speaker 2: and Keeb, my wife and the part time sometime co

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Speaker 2: host with the most the young shooter Dean Collins. He

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Speaker 2: may or may not be joining me at Tommy T's

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Speaker 2: in Pleasanton, California, the fifteenth, sixteenth, and seventeenth. Who knows.

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Speaker 2: We would love to have them there. People are there's

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Speaker 2: always one or two people like, where's the shooter? I

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Speaker 2: love to be I always disappoint him. I always I go,

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Speaker 2: he didn't make it this trip. He did not make

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Speaker 2: it this trip, and it hurts. It hurts me to

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Speaker 2: have to say it, and it hurts the fans that

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Speaker 2: come out.

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Speaker 3: To see you.

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Speaker 2: But you're just a You're a slippery, unpredictable guy, and

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Speaker 2: that's one of the reasons why we like you.

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Speaker 3: But we came, we saw, we did it again.

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Speaker 1: We disrupted king sort of what we disrupted right like.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we came, we saw, we dig it. He did

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Speaker 2: it again. Miles tourn Ak, the Bleach Brothers, Ak, the

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Speaker 2: Dust Brothers. Take us out of it with something real nice,

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Speaker 2: take us out of something real loud, but most of fool,

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Speaker 2: take us out of it with something real. Fuck I am

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Speaker 2: rap port Stereal Podcast out to

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Speaker 1: Be the ful to be