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Speaker 1: Some people in this country want world peace.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be amazing.

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Speaker 1: Others want affordable healthcare.

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Speaker 3: Also.

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Speaker 1: The rest of us logical folks just want to bring

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Speaker 1: t Rex back to life.

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Speaker 3: No, that's not when we.

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Speaker 1: Should be spending money on to Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning. It doesn't seem like too much to ask

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Speaker 1: to revive an extinct animal from sixty five million years ago.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like there's any movies or literature that

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Speaker 2: prove that it's a bad idea.

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Speaker 1: A new poll came out update. It asks thousands of

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Speaker 1: Americans would you visit a real life Jurassic Park? Brook?

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Speaker 1: What do you say? Would you take your kids to

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Speaker 1: j Park?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: And not only that is every time I go to

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Speaker 2: a zoo, which I appreciate zoos, I know that there's

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Speaker 2: a good person.

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Speaker 3: I get so.

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Speaker 2: Sad that you know it is true, like little Raptor

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Speaker 2: is having a hard talk buddy.

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Speaker 1: Running in a circle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I gotta admit I was a little surprised that only

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Speaker 1: twenty six percent of people said they would go Ye.

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Speaker 1: The majority fifty six percent gave it a hard pass

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Speaker 1: and said, yeah, no, thanks, I've seen the movies. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Well, well, spoiler alert movies aren't real.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and you know what, I.

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Speaker 1: Bet dinosaurs are actually really, really nice, but freakin' Spielberg

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Speaker 1: smear job them, eat a guy off the toilet. Now

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Speaker 1: everybody thinks they're like apex killers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some of them.

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Speaker 2: Are actually predators, when really they're just fluffy kids.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever met a dinosaur before?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: No, no, that's right. You're judging them without even knowing them.

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Speaker 1: Spielberg did them dirty. Classic Hollywood fear mongering, got us

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Speaker 1: judging these gentle giants before we even know when it's sickening.

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Speaker 2: Spielberg brought us et and we're still scared of aliens.

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, that's.

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Speaker 1: Also the way. Does Steven Spielberg just like scare us. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's fear mongering like he always to do. Maybe that

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Speaker 1: t rex was chasing that jeep to tell it to

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Speaker 1: slow down because it was driving through a school zone.

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Speaker 1: Anybody think of that, Yeah, I can. Maybe it's battery

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Speaker 1: was getting low.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and what it actually ate the people?

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Speaker 3: It didn't mean to.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it only ate the bad ones anyway. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's move the hateful stigma against dinosaurs, please, as we

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Speaker 1: get into the shock common question of the day with

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Speaker 1: our digital producer who promises to write something mean and

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Speaker 1: hateful on Steven Spielberg's Instagram. When we're done with this, Jo,

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Speaker 1: do your thing.

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Speaker 3: Today is National Cheese Day.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's a sacred twenty four hours where we pause

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Speaker 4: to honor the one thing that never lets us down,

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Speaker 4: processed dairy fat.

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Speaker 2: Are you about to ask this question with outputting a

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Speaker 2: cheese plotter in front of me?

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Speaker 4: Sorry? Well, cheese, you know, doesn't judge you for your mistakes.

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Speaker 4: Cheese doesn't try to change you into something you're not. No,

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Speaker 4: cheese loves you in ways your spouse never could.

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, does that one thing?

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Speaker 2: I like?

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Speaker 4: That's why today I'm gonna test your knowledge of kurds

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Speaker 4: in a special cheesy or easy edition of twenty. So

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Speaker 4: you guys will say, at number one through twenty, I'll

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Speaker 4: give you a fun fact about cheese.

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Speaker 3: You just have to tell me if that fact is cheesy,

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Speaker 3: false or easy true.

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Speaker 4: Okay, alexis cheesy or easy. We'll start with the woman

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Speaker 4: who has a restraining order against pepper Jack cheese because

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Speaker 4: those little spicy red bits. That's alexis number three Alexis

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Speaker 4: Mozzarella was named after a cow that could sing opera.

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Speaker 4: Is that cheesy or easyrella?

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Speaker 1: Cow doing opera?

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Speaker 3: We'll talk about it, imagine it because cows.

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Speaker 1: When you hear a cow, really get at it.

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Speaker 4: It can hold a note long like America, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Some of the best opera singers are larger people, large voices,

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Speaker 2: right like big bosoms. I believe it, but it's so

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Speaker 2: cute that let's just hope it's true and say easy.

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Speaker 4: Alexis says easy was clearly false. Mozzarella comes from the

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Speaker 4: Italian word matzer, meaning to cut off, which was referring

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Speaker 4: to how.

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Speaker 3: Ese is portioned. That's interesting, Alexis the fool out sorry

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Speaker 3: to opera number eight Brook.

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Speaker 4: In certain cities of Wisconsin up until the nineteen forties,

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Speaker 4: there was a law that you must carry cheese in

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Speaker 4: your car during winter.

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Speaker 3: Is that cheesy or easy?

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Speaker 2: Well? I come from a wintery, stormy place, and that

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Speaker 2: sounds actually like a pretty good emergency plan.

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Speaker 3: Why because if you.

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Speaker 2: Your car gets stuck, you have to have somebody to eat,

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Speaker 2: else you die because emergency services can't get it to you.

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Speaker 2: If it's icy roads and you spin out, you're in

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Speaker 2: a ditch.

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Speaker 1: The passenger in your car is full.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, what's our choices?

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh? Or easy?

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Speaker 2: Those both sound like right answers.

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Speaker 3: No one tell her what's true or false? Help.

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Speaker 1: Spielberg makes a terrible I guess I'm.

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Speaker 2: Going to follow Alexis's lead because I believe this is true.

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Speaker 3: So I think I'm saying easy. Brook says easy. That's cheesy.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? False?

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Speaker 3: That's false.

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Speaker 4: There's no law requiring cheese transport, but Wisconsin is of cheese.

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Speaker 3: Just not that much. Oh that was a handful, and

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Speaker 3: are off the board.

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Speaker 4: Let's go five five Jose, the world's most expensive cheese

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Speaker 4: is made from female platypus milk.

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Speaker 3: What is that? Cheesy or easy? A lot of utter

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Speaker 3: talk today.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I think a plant of buzz. I'm

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Speaker 1: never like, I can't imagine in a fancy wine cheese conversation.

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Speaker 1: They're like, have you had the North American plan? Plus?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: No, I think that this.

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Speaker 3: Is cheesy, Jose says cheesey. She figured it out. Jose

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Speaker 3: says cheesy. Jose, it is cheesy.

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Speaker 4: It's actually donkey milk called puel cheese that comes from

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Speaker 4: Serbia goes for over one thousand dollars a pound donkey cheese.

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Speaker 4: It's mail milk. That sounds like a wrestling move, very rare, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 4: we're over to you. Jose's the only one who's gotten one, right,

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Speaker 4: So yeah, give me number eighteen, number eighteen, Jeffrey. Cheese

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Speaker 4: was first invented as a skincare product.

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Speaker 3: Is that cheesy or easy?

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Speaker 1: Like? Yeah, I could see that. It's like if you

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Speaker 1: picture those like moisturizing masks that a lot of people wear.

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Speaker 1: People did that with like slices of pearl belong just

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Speaker 1: completely covered their Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 3: Probably what it's for.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's nineteen eighties craft singles and we're

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Speaker 2: just slapping all.

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Speaker 1: That's probably the healthiest. I'm gonna say for sure, this.

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Speaker 3: Is easy, Jeffrey says easy.

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Speaker 4: Harder than that.

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Speaker 3: That's a cheesy fact.

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Speaker 4: Cheese was likely discovered by accident when milk was stored

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Speaker 4: in animal stomachs.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dead animals.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then it's like I'm gonna.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Josey, it's our cheese king.

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Speaker 1: So he gets to choose to get shocked while in

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Speaker 1: Pink Pony Club by Chapel Roane. I gotta go with

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Speaker 1: Brook for not following instructions.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: For you, jas and everything. God, what have you done.

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Speaker 2: You're a big pony girl and dance at the club.

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Speaker 1: It was storted in animal stomach. Sorry, that was your

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Speaker 1: chocolar question of the day. We got your phone chap

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Speaker 1: coming up in.

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Speaker 3: Just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.