Speaker 1: If there was a problem, I'll form it.
Speaker 2: Where to your mother?
Speaker 1: Here we go at it again. Yeah, one of my
Speaker 1: favorite cool moms. A. Hi, welcome to cool moms.
Speaker 2: I'm Joe Gatto, I'm Steve Burn and we are here
Speaker 2: to help the world. We are. And by the way,
Speaker 2: incredible job on the decor. It lavender is that lavender.
Speaker 1: It's a fake lavender. It's a favender. It's a favender plant.
Speaker 1: And I wanted to surprise you with the living room.
Speaker 2: It looks very mommy, it looks great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does look very ered, like when you type
Speaker 1: in geometric print, like this is the stuff that comes up,
Speaker 1: you know, in rugs and curtains, whatever you'd like with.
Speaker 1: This is custom made.
Speaker 2: This is custom Now this this we're we're to touch.
Speaker 1: Any of it.
Speaker 2: We're right, right, right, But the pixelation is just there, yeah,
Speaker 2: just there, Yeah, on the edge.
Speaker 1: We don't want to break the bank, but we wanted
Speaker 1: to add a little flare.
Speaker 2: Yeah why would you? And by the way, after being
Speaker 2: on this planet for forty plus years, I know that
Speaker 2: that's finally lavender. I went to a nursery recently my
Speaker 2: wife and I'm like, oh, that's what that's all the
Speaker 2: last I get it now.
Speaker 1: Lavenda is very versatile. You get it in a candle, yep,
Speaker 1: you get it in food, yep. You get it in
Speaker 1: a pink color. You get it in a shirt color.
Speaker 1: Lavender glow of love is one of my favorite things.
Speaker 1: Makes these babies pop. When I have a lavender shirt on.
Speaker 1: Forget it. You can't, You'll have no chock.
Speaker 2: It's like you're ready for this. You were ready for I'm.
Speaker 1: Ready for every like I hope, I hope. He mentions
Speaker 1: the lava plant I put in the middle. There was
Speaker 1: a two plant set up. I struck the second plant
Speaker 1: and just focused on the lavender. This plate is more.
Speaker 1: This white plate is in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: This is okay, So it still looks nice. You did
Speaker 2: a great job. How long did it take you to
Speaker 2: set this up where you're you're going back and forth
Speaker 2: looking at.
Speaker 1: It and you're not going to say, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: lie on hands right here on the hips. Our producers
Speaker 1: helped me out with this. You know, Jiggy went went
Speaker 1: to work here, he went to town and he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I got some good stuff. I believe he's
Speaker 1: a steam. Did you Steam? Was there steaming steamers was involved.
Speaker 1: So we didn't want a wrinkled set because who wants
Speaker 1: that uncle mommies want that. That would be yeah too
Speaker 1: wrinkle bombs.
Speaker 2: It's right, well, which we're getting close to. We're getting
Speaker 2: very close.
Speaker 1: To a wrinkled mom to But uh, you know, I
Speaker 1: I I do take pride in an esthetic. How do
Speaker 1: you like, did you do anything when it came to
Speaker 1: the house or did you hand that off? Nope?
Speaker 2: My mom was the least. Like there's moms that decorate
Speaker 2: and go to like home goods and all that stuff,
Speaker 2: my mom's not at all. She just it's bare bones.
Speaker 2: It's like it was like a hodgepodge of things coming together. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like a flea market in our house. It
Speaker 2: was like schew we But when you're a kid, you
Speaker 2: don't know any better. They didn't get older. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: my mom had no sense of decor my dad didn't either.
Speaker 2: They just didn't give a shit, right And now, like
Speaker 2: my wife is kind of like barely barely at it.
Speaker 2: So it's like, you know.
Speaker 1: In my home, we had in my childhood home, we
Speaker 1: had wood paneling, of course, because it was a staten
Speaker 1: island in the eighties and nineties. But we had a
Speaker 1: tea cart, a gold tea cart, right, which had no
Speaker 1: purpose other than and a curio cabinet, you know what
Speaker 1: to carry cabinet clothes. So it's basically a cabinet, glass
Speaker 1: cabinet that you'd put little figurines in. And my mom
Speaker 1: loved precious moments. Oh yeah, right, of course we still
Speaker 1: have all my mom's precious moments and they're all boxed
Speaker 1: and saved. And I she we had this r We
Speaker 1: had this goal tea cart that just its only purpose
Speaker 1: was to have trinkets on and that got dusty in
Speaker 1: the living room.
Speaker 2: And what's the worst one? It was, there's a creepy.
Speaker 1: One, right, There was so many creepy ones. But my
Speaker 1: dad had gotten like from my grandmother on his side.
Speaker 1: She had a piano player, but it would look like
Speaker 1: a Mozart a music box. It was just so creepy
Speaker 1: ssh and and it was I remember it was cock eyed.
Speaker 1: It was like painted incorrectly, so it was just like,
Speaker 1: look at you like this.
Speaker 2: So the line was like, what's that cherry? Just off? Oh?
Speaker 1: Ship all right, ship them out, Nobody will notice, nobody
Speaker 1: will notice.
Speaker 2: Scarred your child?
Speaker 1: I scarred my childhood. The guy used had that creepy
Speaker 1: thing in the living room. So the curio cart was
Speaker 1: the curio cabin is where all the PRESI moments lived
Speaker 1: and I had Chronicles of Christonia. Excuse me, the Chronicles
Speaker 1: of Christonia.
Speaker 2: It was like a shitty like Marvel movie.
Speaker 1: It was a Precious Moments with knockoff with dragons. So
Speaker 1: it was like a mommy dragon and a baby dragon
Speaker 1: like but for kids, well for you, for weird fourteen
Speaker 1: year old boys, that was what you were into. I
Speaker 1: was into it.
Speaker 2: You hold on a second. You collected like dragons when
Speaker 2: you're fortunes.
Speaker 1: I used to get them for Christmas and I'd be
Speaker 1: so excited, this is my newest Chronicles of Christonia. And
Speaker 1: then I remember the key that I got and I
Speaker 1: still have them. Yeah, I think I do.
Speaker 2: Do you really think that's what you were into at fourteen?
Speaker 1: I wasn't very popular, but I.
Speaker 2: Mean you, that's usually where you turn the tide with
Speaker 2: girls and you put the g I Joe's wait hold
Speaker 2: on no like g I Joe's no he man all.
Speaker 1: That stuff growing up. Yeah, but like my he man.
Speaker 1: My sisters like used my he man as when they
Speaker 1: lost their ken and like they I would have to
Speaker 1: play he Man with them, and I would be in
Speaker 1: Barbie's dream house as he man. I mean like rock
Speaker 1: They're like nowhere going shopping, right, Like my human would.
Speaker 2: Go shopping shirtless, shirtless, firskinos.
Speaker 1: He stole Barbie from Cannon my home. Yeah, he's a
Speaker 1: muscle bound yeah, the muscle bound man. He was like
Speaker 1: the short and he was so much shorter than barbiing Ken,
Speaker 1: like you know.
Speaker 2: The side he Man was actually a small They did
Speaker 2: like something recently where they were like if you if
Speaker 2: you took the like muscle density per the anatomy of him,
Speaker 2: he would be seven hundred and twenty eight pounds. It
Speaker 2: was just like rock hard muscle. Yeah, and you are.
Speaker 2: I think I am probably forty pounds of muscle on
Speaker 2: top of the one eighty five of just like of
Speaker 2: not flab resting on top. It's like it's getting to
Speaker 2: the point where it's like this, could we have abs,
Speaker 2: we have a situation protected.
Speaker 1: They're well protected apps. You under bulletproof, Yeah, layers of kevlar, right,
Speaker 1: layers of blubb of of blubber that just protect my apps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's uh.
Speaker 1: I don't want to show off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why it's like carb carb kevlar, carblock, carbloc.
Speaker 1: All right, she wel get out of this.
Speaker 2: Let's get into Uh. Let's solve some problems.
Speaker 1: Right, let's it. Let's do it for America. Okay, here,
Speaker 1: we do it for our listeners. Let's just do it
Speaker 1: for the good of the earth. I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to solve some props.
Speaker 2: I still like now. I like looking at you, just
Speaker 2: like picturing you playing with dragons in the bathtub at fourteen.
Speaker 1: But no, no, they weren't even toys. They were they
Speaker 1: were made of like acrylic.
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm gonna show you pictures. Okay, this is
Speaker 2: we're short on time. Here we go. Hey, guys, So
Speaker 2: I go to a college in a very small town
Speaker 2: and am very burnt out on it, just not happy.
Speaker 2: My dream is to move to New York, but I
Speaker 2: wouldn't even know where to start or if I should
Speaker 2: go for it. Do you guys have any advice for Makina?
Speaker 2: I believe that's Makina is right, So I get that right.
Speaker 1: Want to change of scenery? Yeah, yeah, I mean that's
Speaker 1: a big hop though into New York. You gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta have.
Speaker 2: You gotta be careful, yeah, you know, plus like, don't
Speaker 2: negate the fact that college is the experience. So so
Speaker 2: as much as you want to jump nick take the
Speaker 2: nest he plunge and jump in the deep end, you know,
Speaker 2: I think you do want to first, don't don't negate
Speaker 2: like the experience that's right in front of you. What
Speaker 2: is this first?
Speaker 1: Did this person mention what they wanted to do with
Speaker 1: their life?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Do they need to be here for?
Speaker 2: I think she's just burnt out on the small town
Speaker 2: small at all and just not happy.
Speaker 1: Well, you gotta be careful because you know there's you
Speaker 1: don't have to jump into the You don't have to
Speaker 1: jump into the ocean, right right, find yourself a lake
Speaker 1: if you're in a small town. I mean you could
Speaker 1: pop into an Atlanta Chicago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't just play with dungeons and dragons, like, don't
Speaker 2: just you can't just get a crystal drag.
Speaker 1: I see what you're doing, like you, I see what
Speaker 1: you're doing here, And you know what I was. They
Speaker 1: were cool the Caryo cabin. I had my own shelf
Speaker 1: and I used to I used to decorate it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I used to use empty shoe boxes and decorate. There'd levels.
Speaker 2: It's on the carrio.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I bought, I bought. I bought her rocks
Speaker 1: and jets.
Speaker 2: I'm fine, I'm supportive.
Speaker 1: Doesn't see it doesn't seem like it. It doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: Ok you want to play with dragons at the age
Speaker 2: of fourteen when everybody else is getting put in early
Speaker 2: one of us? That's okay.
Speaker 1: Listen, if you are going to come at me without it,
Speaker 1: I'm going to defend my decision.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I got okay, I got it. Okay. So
Speaker 2: she's in a small town hanging out with das she
Speaker 2: dreams of crystal dress.
Speaker 1: She wants dragon to go. My favorite movie was Never
Speaker 1: Ending Story at that point?
Speaker 2: Was it really?
Speaker 1: Or Willow? Those two movies were big ones for me.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're really in the fantasy world.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love she So. Little Joe was dreaming of
Speaker 2: going elsewhere as well.
Speaker 1: Little Jojo he wanted to least the big city that
Speaker 1: he wanted to find himself a magical place known as Narnia.
Speaker 1: So That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got it? Where? Where was that magical Where was
Speaker 2: the magical place for you that you escape from?
Speaker 1: Well, you know it was enough with getting beat up
Speaker 1: and not having any friends, so like I would love.
Speaker 2: To just she did.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what it was.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not afraid you back in the day
Speaker 2: or were you getting slugged getting slugged? You were getting slugs?
Speaker 1: Well not even It was more just like a loneliness said, loneliness,
Speaker 1: let's que the let's cue the violin music please. I
Speaker 1: wanted friendship.
Speaker 2: You need your.
Speaker 1: To escape into the Curryo cabinet. I wanted friendship. No,
Speaker 1: I no, I get the vibe of like wanting to
Speaker 1: this right here? Is just always a change of did
Speaker 1: you move? You never moved.
Speaker 2: I moved from Pittsburgh to Kent State, Ohio. So I understand,
Speaker 2: can't you went to college there? I went to college.
Speaker 1: So after college? Where did you move to?
Speaker 2: After college? I went to New York?
Speaker 1: See, so you did this?
Speaker 2: What is your I did this? I My advice would
Speaker 2: be to don't put the car before the horse. I
Speaker 2: really would try to enjoy all those firsts that you're doing,
Speaker 2: like your real first job, your real first, like love,
Speaker 2: your real first, like great friends, you know, and if
Speaker 2: you're feeling like you got the itch, then get in
Speaker 2: a car, take a road trip, go somewhere and make
Speaker 2: that part of the college experience.
Speaker 1: Or and you moved you you did this, you chased
Speaker 1: I did dream, you wanted to get out and it
Speaker 1: worked out for you. Yeah, so then why aren't you
Speaker 1: pro go do it?
Speaker 2: I would be but I'd say get get your reps
Speaker 2: on your health. Correct. Do you ever regret about becoming comic?
Speaker 2: Every day?
Speaker 1: Oh? You're a comic? I think. See that's the thing
Speaker 1: that you get because you made fun of me with
Speaker 1: the curio cabinet.
Speaker 2: So how does it feel, Stevie? It's a tie game, Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't want to find We're just two moms.
Speaker 1: Were just two moms. We still have to be we
Speaker 1: still have to go to home goods. I you you
Speaker 1: did with this. You wanted that bigger field, to chase
Speaker 1: a dream.
Speaker 2: Though the kid gets the itch, you want to go
Speaker 2: for it and all that stuff. But I just think,
Speaker 2: don't don't be in a rush. If I could tell
Speaker 2: myself something early on, That's what I'm getting. Don't be
Speaker 2: in a rush. Just relax, enjoy this. You know you're
Speaker 2: gonna have all the time in the world to get
Speaker 2: ahead of all this stuff, and you're so young right
Speaker 2: now and and make some you know, makes a mistake.
Speaker 1: Makes some mistakes for sure. I think that is a
Speaker 1: big thing that people don't realize is they put a
Speaker 1: ticking clock on it. You have time, there might not
Speaker 1: be tomorrow and all that. Yes, I get all that
Speaker 1: perspective and all this, but you also don't want to
Speaker 1: rush at You're talking about a guy who got famous
Speaker 1: or in his late thirties, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I think that the rush factor, I don't really,
Speaker 1: I don't really. It doesn't doesn't sing to me. I
Speaker 1: don't get that because if I rushed and tried to
Speaker 1: do what I did. I think you get funnier as
Speaker 1: you get older, or you think you get more you
Speaker 1: need life experience to make you more of the person.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's like I remember John Lennon saying something
Speaker 2: along the lines like, you know, London's always going to
Speaker 2: be there when he came to New York and people like,
Speaker 2: don't you miss He's like, it's always gonna be there.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing, like New York City is always
Speaker 2: going to be here. I understand you want to get
Speaker 2: into it, but yeah, take a road trip, visit New York. Yeah,
Speaker 2: hang out, start to explore, get to know it, bring
Speaker 2: some friends along, get a friend, go solo. One of
Speaker 2: my good friends that lives here a very popular comic.
Speaker 2: He took solo road trips. He'd take his mom's minivan
Speaker 2: and drive up to Montreal where he drove up to
Speaker 2: Toronto and really go for day trips by himself. And
Speaker 2: he was I think he was a senior in high school.
Speaker 2: Really Colin. Jos just want to Colin. But Colin used
Speaker 2: to get in his mom's video and just drive up
Speaker 2: and have like these solo adventures. And he said they
Speaker 2: were They were really cool at the time because he
Speaker 2: was like, fuck, I'm just going to go and explore.
Speaker 2: And he made like a friend or two and then
Speaker 2: he'd go back up. And I think that's pretty quiet.
Speaker 2: I would love to have done that. Like when we
Speaker 2: were in college, we went in spring break, we went
Speaker 2: to Toronto. Everybody was going down south, like, let's just
Speaker 2: do what nobody's doing. Maybe there's a reason for it,
Speaker 2: but let's go to Toronto. And we went to Toronto and
Speaker 2: had the best time, the best time, and it's always
Speaker 2: what you make of it, right, Just.
Speaker 1: Grab some dragons and go north. That's basically the takeover.
Speaker 1: So I hope that I think the takeaway there is just, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't be afraid to dabble before you dive in.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, get a lay of the land a little bit,
Speaker 2: get your education in because you.
Speaker 1: Don't want to come here because it's very overwhelming the city.
Speaker 1: You don't want to come here and just have shell
Speaker 1: shock and go. You need to know what you're coming into.
Speaker 2: That's the other part of the equation is that there
Speaker 2: are so many people that think they're ready for it
Speaker 2: or take the nest. They're just like, I'm in, and
Speaker 2: then the city has a propensity to kick everybody's ass,
Speaker 2: everybody's ass. I so many of my friends went from
Speaker 2: New York to Los Angeles, for example, and they could
Speaker 2: tough it out in New York, but they couldn't make
Speaker 2: it through LA And within a year they were always gone.
Speaker 2: They always left. And I was just like, I got
Speaker 2: if I'm going, it's got to be the right time,
Speaker 2: and I got to know it's gonna suck, but you
Speaker 2: got to weather the storm because to like live here
Speaker 2: and you know, to like, come here, pack your bags,
Speaker 2: come to Manhattan. It's a totally that first year or two,
Speaker 2: it's brutal beast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they say it's.
Speaker 2: Doing everything to get you out of here. It's like
Speaker 2: all the obstacles are coming at you. You're like, no,
Speaker 2: you don't belong here.
Speaker 1: They say that the six months mark in New York
Speaker 1: in LA is the hardest part. And I remember five
Speaker 1: and a half months in being on my rooftop in
Speaker 1: the rain, listening to the song All the Above by.
Speaker 2: Teeth Man, and there's just some things I just wish
Speaker 2: you wouldn't share with me. I really, I can't even
Speaker 2: look at you. I'm look at the lavender like.
Speaker 1: But I was on the phone with sal My, one
Speaker 1: of my best friends. I was on the phone with
Speaker 1: sal and he said, dude, just tough it out, it out,
Speaker 1: just hanging a little bit longer. And I hung in
Speaker 1: a little bit longer, and I did it, and then
Speaker 1: I didn't want to leave, and I and I had
Speaker 1: a great experience in l A. I think that is
Speaker 1: there is a point in any any new city where
Speaker 1: you'll be up there in the rain listening to the
Speaker 1: t paint. So just you're all the above is McKenna
Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. Okay, sorry, next question, wait, moving
Speaker 1: off there in the rain. I cannot wait.
Speaker 2: To listen to the song as soon as the show
Speaker 2: is over. All of the above by Teapaint is this
Speaker 2: is this like a you got it kid kind of song,
Speaker 2: like a sad morosa.
Speaker 1: It became no, it became my, It became my. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it became my theme song.
Speaker 2: That was your song? Really? That? So that was a
Speaker 2: song that got you through. I put the I put
Speaker 2: the ear pods in. Really everybody needs one of those.
Speaker 2: You gotta have one. And that's your This is me
Speaker 2: what I was doing in the rain, walking in Venice,
Speaker 2: running around the track, right down on olymp off Olympic. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you give me a lyric or two? Okay, here
Speaker 2: we go. This next one's coming to us from Would
Speaker 2: you say Sherry or Cherry? I say, I say Sherry Cherry?
Speaker 1: Yeh right yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: What's for dinner? Oh tonight, I'm very excited, says I'm starving.
Speaker 1: She wants to know what's for dinner.
Speaker 2: She wants to know what's for dinner, what's on the
Speaker 2: what's on the menu for.
Speaker 1: You for tonight? I'm very excited for a sushi meal.
Speaker 2: Yoh, yeah, she get some sushi.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have dinner after this that. I'm always let's
Speaker 1: get some sushi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good. Sushi go wrong in New York.
Speaker 1: Now, you know what I might want to do actually,
Speaker 1: as a noodle, I might I want want to throw it.
Speaker 2: Like an Asian noodle like audan. You okay, I could
Speaker 2: do that. Broth nice and brothy, some broth.
Speaker 1: I would love that. I would love that. When I
Speaker 1: go out to eat, I don't like to go get
Speaker 1: stuff that I could really cook. I can't do anudan.
Speaker 1: I tried. Oh my oh god. It was so bad.
Speaker 1: It was such a it was so chewy. I did
Speaker 1: like I did it wrong. It was like a hog see.
Speaker 1: Because pasta's yeah, we all know how to cook. By
Speaker 1: the way, on the pasta boxes, it always says eight
Speaker 1: to ten.
Speaker 2: It's never eight to ten to ten. It's always like fifteen.
Speaker 1: To twenty because you gotta wait till you gotta wait
Speaker 1: for a heavy boil. And that's the problem. Most people don't.
Speaker 1: They wait for a boil, a bubble. You need a
Speaker 1: heavy boil, you need a cauldron, you need to be
Speaker 1: like a witch's brew up in this shit, and that's
Speaker 1: when you're dropping for an eight to ten. But most
Speaker 1: people come for a bubble. You see the bubble.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm in now, it's yeah, yeah, So is
Speaker 2: that really the percent? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I find that in my I mean a jiggy. You're
Speaker 1: a cooker right out here? Is a cooker?
Speaker 2: You mean a cook?
Speaker 1: No, he's a cooker. You're a cook.
Speaker 2: What do you call the dishes? Now, hey, get in
Speaker 2: there and do your dishwash.
Speaker 1: Do your dish wash.
Speaker 2: I'm a cooker.
Speaker 1: The dish wash would be a cooker.
Speaker 2: No, chef's a cook, right, Oh? Is it a chef?
Speaker 2: A cook? Chef is like more prestige, is that it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then a cook is like you're a chilly.
Speaker 1: They don't call it a cook's kiss.
Speaker 2: They called a chef's kiss, right, but it was a
Speaker 2: cook at outback and chili's. I guess that's a no.
Speaker 1: No, I would call a cook actually an outdoor a
Speaker 1: person on the grill as a cook, not a chef. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my That's where I make the distinction, I.
Speaker 2: Would think because when I worked in restaurants, I was
Speaker 2: a cook in college restaurants, yeah, puffer belly.
Speaker 1: We mean restaurants. You worked at Applebee's, you worked fry cooker,
Speaker 1: I cook. You're right, I am mistaken semantics. It's a
Speaker 1: gentle there's a gentle dance that's being done with it.
Speaker 2: Well, you're taking the lead, mister gad Okay, I will,
Speaker 2: I will there, I'll spin around. But is isn't that
Speaker 2: the best question you could be asked when you're hungry
Speaker 2: you skip skip lunch. I know it is the best one.
Speaker 2: You're on the road too, and it's just like, how excited?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What is you? That is one of my favorite texts
Speaker 1: that I get from you when you and I are
Speaker 1: on the road.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? What are we eating? What are
Speaker 2: we doing? Let's what's the action.
Speaker 1: Let's get into it.
Speaker 2: Let's fuck something up.
Speaker 1: Where's the nearest buffett chomp?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Could you imagine if there was a
Speaker 2: pizza hut buffet these days back like the pizza hut
Speaker 2: we had back in the day compared to the pizza
Speaker 2: hut we have today is the conveyor belt one. It's
Speaker 2: the poppa It's like no, no, no, no, no, no, cast
Speaker 2: iron skille it yes, buttered? Why they fuck it up.
Speaker 1: Any The answer to this question is anything for dinner,
Speaker 1: and you and I are hungry. Yeah, so whatever.
Speaker 2: You know what My favorite is to go to a
Speaker 2: mall and do an all star meal. Do you like those?
Speaker 2: I love to go. You know what, I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: a cheese steak. I'll get some.
Speaker 1: Give you the big give me it all the way
Speaker 1: I'm making it. I'm taking laps in this food court.
Speaker 1: I'm taking. I got heelies on and I'm fucking rolling out.
Speaker 1: Bang hit me as I'm rolling by. I'm hitting some
Speaker 1: of the Panda Express. Yeah, I'm taking you know, I'm
Speaker 1: getting energy from some of the samples, the little two
Speaker 1: pick chickens. I'm throwing some of them down.
Speaker 2: It's always the Asian ones that give you the It's
Speaker 2: the chicken stir fry. Yes, gonna Dad be there. Then
Speaker 2: you could go a little uh Marti Gras bourbon chicken.
Speaker 1: The one I always skipped that was the juice bar.
Speaker 2: Who wants that?
Speaker 1: The malt juice bar? And always got time.
Speaker 2: But they would have.
Speaker 1: The most eclectic displays. They'd be half a pineapple top.
Speaker 1: I'd be so drawn into it, right and you're like ooh,
Speaker 1: I need it right, I was so excited.
Speaker 2: Were capped off. You got a decision to make at
Speaker 2: the end. Okay, you got a cinnabond, cinneb What are
Speaker 2: you doing? You got a cold Stone doing a cotone?
Speaker 2: What are we gonna do here?
Speaker 1: Sometimes Wetzel's knocks on the door. Knock, knock, Come on
Speaker 1: and come on in Pretzel. I'm gonna I'm gonna knock
Speaker 1: of a whattel Pretzel. Whatsai pretzel?
Speaker 2: That's that's what you go when you first get there.
Speaker 2: You'd get some laps in. You get a Whatzel pretzel?
Speaker 2: You think about lunch. I'm always cold Stone before cinnabon.
Speaker 1: I'm not an ice cream guy. It's the only dessert
Speaker 1: I don't enjoy. Wait a second, I'm not. And my
Speaker 1: kids give me flack about all the time. Dad doesn't
Speaker 1: like ice cream.
Speaker 2: You wosed to give you the dumb piece.
Speaker 1: No, no, me, I'm cast iron. You mean the dump purse.
Speaker 1: I I am a caste iron. I have no problems
Speaker 1: with what ice creens. I just never liked it.
Speaker 2: You can't get into like a carvel saucer ice cream cake?
Speaker 1: Is this ice cream cake at a party? Even? Yeah, Fudgie,
Speaker 1: the whale fudgie, the whale cookie puss, none of them.
Speaker 2: You get a saut server Carville. They dump it on
Speaker 2: top and then they just give you the rainbow sprinkles
Speaker 2: and oh, come on.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's not for me. I don't judge people
Speaker 1: who enjoy it. It's the same thing with alcohol. If
Speaker 1: you like yourself a shot of j MO, what you do,
Speaker 1: go get it. I'm not gonna to judge. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have myself with ginger ale and have a great time
Speaker 1: to So you know what I'm gonna do with a cookie.
Speaker 1: You know what I do in a cookie place. And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, ice cream place. These make your own Sundays.
Speaker 1: It's a dollar and it's all sort it's all topics.
Speaker 1: I got a big Captain crunch, I got a wet walnut.
Speaker 2: I gotta fight.
Speaker 1: I I love me a wet walnut.
Speaker 2: You know this is called all the above, all the above.
Speaker 1: I'm all the above. There, it's on the topics.
Speaker 2: Al right, here we go. This is come to us
Speaker 2: from Logan. Hey came first off, Love the podcast. Here's
Speaker 2: my question. My parents want me to follow in the
Speaker 2: footsteps of my dad and go to college and become
Speaker 2: successful from there. But I would like to take another
Speaker 2: route of something I really enjoy. My thinking is that
Speaker 2: if it doesn't work out by the time I would
Speaker 2: go to college, then I will go to college and
Speaker 2: abide by their wishes. What do you mommies think, we're
Speaker 2: too mommies that went to school and then pursued or
Speaker 2: their dreams.
Speaker 1: I will say there's something about college that is intangible
Speaker 1: and helps mould you as a person. And I'll always
Speaker 1: say that I want my kids to go to college,
Speaker 1: even though I know it's not for the education. It's
Speaker 1: for the experience and experience. And I will say this too, I.
Speaker 2: Do it sixty forty seventy thirty experience to education. Would
Speaker 2: you say sixty forty Yeah, I would sixty void because
Speaker 2: the other thing I took away is I would go
Speaker 2: and the business aspect of college and understanding business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I learned a lot about business. And no
Speaker 1: matter what you do, you're a business person. You're out
Speaker 1: there to make money. At the end of the day,
Speaker 1: no matter what job you're doing, you're doing it to
Speaker 1: provide to make money. Yeah, so I do love. I
Speaker 1: never was an accountant, but I use all that I
Speaker 1: have an accounting degree, but I've used so much business
Speaker 1: prowess that I learned in college, and I think that
Speaker 1: was really important.
Speaker 2: What was your major accounting?
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, okay, ye, so I was an accountant.
Speaker 1: So yeah, accounter and I was an accounter and I
Speaker 1: was an account according to you, I I think I
Speaker 1: learned a lot of like money and how to you know,
Speaker 1: deal with business, you know, dealings and things of that.
Speaker 2: But did you have obviously you had the passion to
Speaker 2: be artistic? So was that was that more subsided during
Speaker 2: your college experience? Like it was? It?
Speaker 1: Was?
Speaker 2: It not even on the radar, Like maybe at some
Speaker 2: point I'll explore this. But I'm going to college and
Speaker 2: I'm getting a degree.
Speaker 1: I was always a writer. I always loved writing. And
Speaker 1: here's a perfect example. I used to write people's papers
Speaker 1: for their finals for twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: And I made a killing. I made a killing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My freshman year I wrote two senior thesis for two
Speaker 1: different people, my sister's friends. Because my sister was a senior,
Speaker 1: they knew I was a writer. I wrote one about
Speaker 1: the history of the mafia in Chicago, and I wrote
Speaker 1: one about anthropology, the evolution of man.
Speaker 2: So were these were these subject matters you already had
Speaker 2: a great background, and now you're doing research.
Speaker 1: There was a nerd. So I did research and did
Speaker 1: them and I made two hundred dollars for each of those.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, and back in the day, that's that's your yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm making that money. And then there was this
Speaker 1: there was this one philosophy professor that the final was,
Speaker 1: you tell me what you're going to write about. And
Speaker 1: I just did a special where I wrote twenty five
Speaker 1: I wrote twenty five, twenty five dollars. I wrote the
Speaker 1: three page paper for twenty five dollars. I would sit
Speaker 1: down and bang them out. They were all just thoughts
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. And all these people are in
Speaker 1: the same class, right, And I.
Speaker 2: Made a killing where they all get turning in the star.
Speaker 1: All time and the same thing. And he never knew,
Speaker 1: he never knew. Never, it wasn't the same paper. It
Speaker 1: was different papers. You banged down, banged down, pay. I
Speaker 1: would sit there, I'd be able to write three minutes,
Speaker 1: three pages, I'd be able to write out.
Speaker 2: But now after like writing screenplays, like are you just
Speaker 2: like like you look back, you go three pages. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's fucking nothing. That is absolutely zero.
Speaker 1: Three pages is easy.
Speaker 2: Yes, now, I mean that's that's crazy. So so to
Speaker 2: this person, this individual writing in, they have an itch
Speaker 2: to do something they're passionate about, though, and would I would.
Speaker 2: I think we're in alignment here. I think you go
Speaker 2: and get that degree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can always choose your pasion. On the side,
Speaker 1: there's only so many hours you have to do for college,
Speaker 1: like you could still or even work like I was
Speaker 1: doing the tenderloin stuff after hours. You know, my job.
Speaker 1: That's why we always laugh about my seven pm coffee
Speaker 1: because that was my morning coffee, right because I would
Speaker 1: get off work. That's when I'd be home and be
Speaker 1: done with work. Sure, and then I would be like,
Speaker 1: all right, let's get to work. And I would work
Speaker 1: from seven to midnight, seven to one on whatever else
Speaker 1: I was doing, writing, sketch, editing, whatever, And that was
Speaker 1: my passion. I don't you can live a life of ends,
Speaker 1: not ors.
Speaker 2: I agree with you. I think if you're if you're
Speaker 2: passionate about something, why not, because either way, in your
Speaker 2: early twenties, you're gonna be scratching by yep, you're gonna
Speaker 2: be scratching by no matter where you're at, unless you
Speaker 2: unless you're the.
Speaker 1: Hilton, or if you're going to break out by some
Speaker 1: chance of stars aligning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the odds are against you. But I would
Speaker 2: suggest go to college, filter your passion in your after hours,
Speaker 2: and then within the next few years you have a degree.
Speaker 1: Be a stripper, sure in the after strip or strip?
Speaker 2: What do you do? I'm a strip Yeah, because because
Speaker 2: I think the way he's thinking about it is, why
Speaker 2: don't I pursue my passion and then I'll go to
Speaker 2: college if it doesn't work out, It's like I go reverse.
Speaker 1: I hate that mindset.
Speaker 2: I think you get the degree while you're working on
Speaker 2: your passion. Now you're ready to go. Now you have
Speaker 2: a college degree in your back pocket. And let's say
Speaker 2: you spent four or five years pursuing your passion and
Speaker 2: you're right on the bubble or whatever. Now you're gonna
Speaker 2: go to college in your late twenties or early thirties. Whatever.
Speaker 2: It's like, get it over with, have it in your
Speaker 2: back pocket. It's not going. Nobody's ever gone to college
Speaker 2: and been like I'm worse for it.
Speaker 1: Yes, here's the money. If you're in a debt, like
Speaker 1: if you're not into that college, don't go to a
Speaker 1: big school, don't put yourself sure having it coming out
Speaker 1: owen hundreds of thousands of dollars. But I will say something,
Speaker 1: Do you sparked me what you said, which is the
Speaker 1: mindset is completely off in this message. If I fail
Speaker 1: at my passion, I'll go do college. No. Right, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't set off thinking you're gonna fail at your passion.
Speaker 1: That's a bad move, that's a bad mindset. In my opinion,
Speaker 1: what I think you should do is chase your passion
Speaker 1: while you're doing the thing you don't want to do,
Speaker 1: to give yourself a base and a safety net. Instead
Speaker 1: of being like, oh, when I fail, I'll go do
Speaker 1: it this way. No, that's that shouldn't be how you're thinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the passion is. I think anybody that
Speaker 2: pursues like stand up or writing, everybody's all in. You
Speaker 2: see these Broadway performers at lunch, or you go on
Speaker 2: the subway and you see like the girls getting off
Speaker 2: at sixty six with their hair and a body. You know,
Speaker 2: their dancers. None of them are phoning it in now.
Speaker 2: They're all here grinding it out. That's why again New
Speaker 2: York City, it'll kick your ass. You're against the best
Speaker 2: of the best. So if you're going against you know,
Speaker 2: if you're going for your passion, you got to go
Speaker 2: all in. I one hundred percent agree with that.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, look at us, Look at us. Solve
Speaker 1: a good one, to solve that one. Hope, I hope
Speaker 1: that helped.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. This is coming to us from Jordan.
Speaker 2: Mommy's about five weeks ago. My wife and I were
Speaker 2: doing it birdie style, and now we're pregnant. By the way,
Speaker 2: I can't believe. I had no idea that birds like
Speaker 2: actually had a course.
Speaker 1: This is a couple episodes back we realized that birds
Speaker 1: do have intercourse.
Speaker 2: I had no clue. I thought it were just like
Speaker 2: laying eggs, and that's hey, an idiot. Okay, and I will.
Speaker 2: We are so excited to be parents and for their
Speaker 2: journey ahead. I'm type A and my wife is not.
Speaker 2: I already made it one hundred and thirty pages into
Speaker 2: what to expect when you're expecting. She'd rather watch Curby Enthusiasm.
Speaker 2: How could I best support her throughout this pregnancy without
Speaker 2: being controlling out of love for her and of course
Speaker 2: the baby's health. Ps. It's a little early and there's
Speaker 2: still some risk. You actually are the first people I've told,
Speaker 2: so thanks for the advice first time parents. If that
Speaker 2: wasn't clear, I'll follow up in nine months for new advice.
Speaker 2: Okay from Jordan, Well, first off, congratulations.
Speaker 1: Changed completely for the better. Yep.
Speaker 2: Here's what I'll say to use Type A. She's a
Speaker 2: little more relaxed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the thing, Jordan, Jordan, if I can, it's over, pal,
Speaker 1: You'll mean nothing to that child when it's born. She's
Speaker 1: completely in control of everything that happens, and you are
Speaker 1: what we call a bystander for the first one year.
Speaker 1: So your type Type A personality, you can take it
Speaker 1: and shove it up your ass because there's nothing that
Speaker 1: you can do right now. So stop reading your book
Speaker 1: and start massageing some feet. Yep, and praise that queen
Speaker 1: because she's going to be taking care of that baby
Speaker 1: for you, because there is literally like there's nothing a
Speaker 1: book is going to tell you be like, oh you
Speaker 1: could what you'll be isn't it an annoyance? And she's
Speaker 1: already gonna probably be very probably hate you very much
Speaker 1: for a little while, which is completely acceptable and the
Speaker 1: way that it happens for a majority of the people
Speaker 1: and majority of the experience. Okay, and everybody has their
Speaker 1: own experience, that's all. Without saying, what I will say
Speaker 1: to you is you need to be there as you
Speaker 1: are support team here baby. You are there to help
Speaker 1: out wash the bottles. Yeah, if she wants something to eat,
Speaker 1: get it. You know, you really have to follow the
Speaker 1: lead of the mom because for the first year, that
Speaker 1: baby needs its mom in a way that the father doesn't. Necessarily,
Speaker 1: even that kid doesn't need you. If you don't, if
Speaker 1: you weren't around, kid wouldn't care. This is not It's
Speaker 1: honest true. The kid wouldn't be like, where's dad. The
Speaker 1: kid's like give me that city. I'm hungry. Like hey,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: it's not for me. That was one of the biggest
Speaker 1: mind blowing things a parenthood. I was like, Wow, I'm
Speaker 1: so not needed by this child. Yeah, you needed by
Speaker 1: the mom to help and used to be a support system.
Speaker 1: So my advice to you is try to be as
Speaker 1: much as you could. You support them and give answers
Speaker 1: Like I see the questions. He's asking like, I need
Speaker 1: help with you know, I want a healthy child. What
Speaker 1: could she eat and stuff like that. You know, work
Speaker 1: with the pediatrician, remember stuff for her because a lot
Speaker 1: of it. You know, that baby brains a real thing.
Speaker 1: Like that's baby a sucking all the nutrients and and
Speaker 1: genius out of your wife.
Speaker 2: It's true. It's you hit it nail, and you hit
Speaker 2: the nail on the head. I think. You know, you've
Speaker 2: got to literally be the most supportive you've ever been
Speaker 2: in your entire life, because she's going to go through
Speaker 2: mood swings, yep, the chemical imbalances. You know, just like
Speaker 2: she's gonna love you one second, be crying. The next
Speaker 2: second you're like, what the fuck did I do? It's
Speaker 2: like it was shit, Shut the fuck up, you didn't
Speaker 2: do anything right. You just got to be there for her,
Speaker 2: be there for the baby. There's gonna be two individuals
Speaker 2: crying in that household, yes, on a rotating basis, And
Speaker 2: you just got to sit there. And you're George Clooney
Speaker 2: in the perfect storm. You're just like, I've just got
Speaker 2: a power through it. I'm just got to keep the sales. Suf.
Speaker 1: He is growing a human inside of her. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: case you don't know what's happening, that's bonkers, bonker.
Speaker 2: When you see the birth, don't look at don't don't look,
Speaker 2: don't look, don't don't look down, don't don't, don't don't.
Speaker 2: It's like you're.
Speaker 1: Walking the tight rope. Please do yourself if even don't
Speaker 1: look down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like watching frame one thirty three
Speaker 2: of the Zubruta film Just you're gonna see you'll never
Speaker 2: look at Kennedy. You never never look Atkennedy the same.
Speaker 1: Don't gonna the baby doesn't do a cute piu bo.
Speaker 2: It's my gout. You know, it's.
Speaker 1: Destruction, it is How dare you do that to the
Speaker 1: woman I love? They gotta sew it when it's over.
Speaker 1: That's a fun fact I found out after we's got
Speaker 1: to throw a couple of threads in here, because that's
Speaker 1: the damage that's been done. Don't look down, look at
Speaker 1: the eyes. Be up here with mommy, Be up here
Speaker 1: with mommy.
Speaker 2: Up do it ever, don't look down. Don't that that
Speaker 2: should be like there's all those like cute mommy movies,
Speaker 2: there should be one for daddy's called.
Speaker 1: Don't look down own. Yeah, it's you're a tightrope walker,
Speaker 1: don't look down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it is the best experience. I think you
Speaker 2: have so much more respect for the woman giving breath.
Speaker 1: And what's the best experience, because none of it's good.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but seeing her like power through just like
Speaker 2: I don't know, just I've always had respect for my wife.
Speaker 1: Of course, we couldn't do that.
Speaker 2: When she did that, I was like, holy shit, it's
Speaker 2: just like a whole other level.
Speaker 1: It's like seeing no humans. There'd be none if guys
Speaker 1: had to do it. No, no, no, we'd be done.
Speaker 2: We would just do that.
Speaker 1: Before said, you know what, I'm pregnant, I'm done. I
Speaker 1: would murder myself because there is no way sanity of
Speaker 1: what happens. They know what was you know, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: you believe, God, evolution, whatever. They just picked the right
Speaker 1: people to do it, because women have to do that.
Speaker 1: Men was no way, not for me, not for this,
Speaker 1: not for this mommy. This mommy is an adopter, not
Speaker 1: a shopper.
Speaker 2: It's like women and children. First, I'll do that. I'll
Speaker 2: get you out of the fiuse fire, I'll do all
Speaker 2: that stuff. I'm working for you in lieu of you
Speaker 2: doing that. You do that, and I'll do all the
Speaker 2: like if we're if the boat's sinking and we're on
Speaker 2: the Titanic.
Speaker 1: Like take the door. The door's for you.
Speaker 2: I'm a Norwegian cruise line. It's like you guys, go
Speaker 2: enjoy because what you did, you did that. I got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember mee, that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I think for him. The real thing here is
Speaker 1: there is a real reality that you are important, and
Speaker 1: your importance is in a partnership.
Speaker 2: You're facilitator. You're a facilitator. Yeah, you're there to facilitate.
Speaker 2: You're there to make things as easy as possible for
Speaker 2: her and for the child. Yeah, but ninety percent of
Speaker 2: it is going to be for her. She's steering the ship,
Speaker 2: and you've got to work on her timetable, work on
Speaker 2: her schedule, and you've got to be as supportive as possible.
Speaker 2: Those first six months are just crazy, brutal, and no
Speaker 2: one's going to get sleep. She's not going to get sleep.
Speaker 2: You're not going to get sleep the first three months.
Speaker 2: So just hang in there again, weather the storm, and
Speaker 2: it's always worth it when you see the baby's for
Speaker 2: a smile, where the baby's just gripping your pinky. It's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that's the best. The baby looks at you,
Speaker 2: acknowledges you. It's like that's the fuel. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 2: energy boost that gets you through the next thing.
Speaker 1: I love that baby. You'll meet that baby, that stuff
Speaker 1: will happen. I honestly didn't like my children for the
Speaker 1: first year. Excuse me, I didn't like them for the
Speaker 1: first year. I'm not afraid to say this to people
Speaker 1: because I feel like people get get railroaded and to
Speaker 1: believe you can look at that baby, you can be like, oh,
Speaker 1: everything's great. I look at my kids. I was like,
Speaker 1: you ruined everything. It's done. You ruined everything. I can't
Speaker 1: stand you. And I looked at my daughter for that
Speaker 1: for the first year. Not resentment, just not that not
Speaker 1: that feel good lovey thing that people tell you, that
Speaker 1: lone of like oh you're gonna look like because.
Speaker 2: There is a lack of attachment. Sometimes some parents feel
Speaker 2: at the very initial beginning.
Speaker 1: Because I'm not like, not from a selfish but I'm like,
Speaker 1: you ruined everything for that. But I'm like, look what
Speaker 1: you did to this woman, Like you wrote like she's
Speaker 1: an emotional mess right now, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and this for you, like we changed all this, we
Speaker 1: changed for you, like and you don't even care. You're
Speaker 1: just like sitting there crying, and it's like you get
Speaker 1: a little bit of like, wow, I can't.
Speaker 2: Believe this room, baby blue, you understand them, right.
Speaker 1: But then it's like then there is a turn. There's
Speaker 1: just a moment like oh my god, this is so amazing,
Speaker 1: and it happens, but it's not immediate, and you're okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, it's okay, doesn't have to be immediate. It happens. Sure,
Speaker 1: you don't know when it's gonna.
Speaker 2: And the one thing I heard over and over and
Speaker 2: over again. I'm sure you heard it, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: you probably tell people this too, is that don't shake
Speaker 2: it fly would say, read the poster reading the hospital,
Speaker 2: you can't shake it. You're gonna want to shake it,
Speaker 2: but you can't shake it. Now, what was it? But
Speaker 2: it does fly by, It flies by so much quicker.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how fast it goes.
Speaker 2: My daughter's nine already, and there's days I look at
Speaker 2: her and I'm like, oh my god, she was like
Speaker 2: that just a minute. And I watch videos constantly on
Speaker 2: the plane. When I'm on the plane, I always look
Speaker 2: at videos of my kids and you know them just
Speaker 2: like the higher pitch, squeakier voice when they're two or three,
Speaker 2: the excitement of you know, Christmas or Disney or whatever,
Speaker 2: and now it's just like, wow, she's a little person humans. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it fucking goes. So I always was trying to keep
Speaker 2: aware of that when as the kids are grown older
Speaker 2: and everything, just like, enjoy it and joy and enjoy
Speaker 2: it because people always tell you.
Speaker 1: I mean, Jordan Peterson says the best I think he says.
Speaker 1: He says, you have a you have a child for
Speaker 1: you have a you have a child for four years
Speaker 1: and then after that they're becoming little people. He's like,
Speaker 1: for four years? Is that wonder man? And I don't
Speaker 1: disagree with that time for him. I think that's about right.
Speaker 2: Your new friend gdp uh. Should we do one more?
Speaker 1: No, you're I think we're gonna tied. Yeah, let's do
Speaker 1: one more. You can get I We'll do one more.
Speaker 1: I think I feel like we're doing some good.
Speaker 2: This will be a speed round though. Hit. This is
Speaker 2: coming to us from August. Ty Mommy's and need some
Speaker 2: relationship advice. I met this guy in my classing is
Speaker 2: really really cool and we both have feelings for each other.
Speaker 2: But I'm not ready to be in a relationship. What
Speaker 2: do I do? He's super sweet and amazing, but I'm
Speaker 2: not ready for this. August sounds to me like you're
Speaker 2: a real bitch.
Speaker 1: Thanks so much for listening to everybody. We'll catch you
Speaker 1: guys next week. I've been Joe Gatto. You're not doing that, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm Steve Byrn.
Speaker 2: She but he's really cool, really sweet. She's not ready
Speaker 2: to be in the relationship. Nothing wrong with making another friend,
Speaker 2: Make another friend if it's not right, it's not right,
Speaker 2: and blossom into what it's going to be. The worst
Speaker 2: thing to do is to force a relationship. Yes, no
Speaker 2: one ever wins in that, and you'll regret it. You'll
Speaker 2: gret it instantly.
Speaker 1: Who's defining what this thing has to be? By the way, nobody, nobody.
Speaker 1: So what you're doing yourself here is like, I would
Speaker 1: recommend you change your perspective here. I would recommend that
Speaker 1: you say I'm not ready for a relationship, get rid
Speaker 1: of that sense completely, and be like, let's spend a
Speaker 1: day together and see how it goes. And then if
Speaker 1: I want, at the end of the day spend another
Speaker 1: day with you, I will. That's what you have to do.
Speaker 2: That's that's why you're here. That's why you did it again.
Speaker 2: You did it again, Joe, because how many times have
Speaker 2: we heard friends of ours go oh, I hated him
Speaker 2: when I first met him, and then boom, all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, they're married.
Speaker 1: Start with a day.
Speaker 2: That's usually the happiest couples too. The are the ones
Speaker 2: that's weird that I hated.
Speaker 1: Here they get to know each other. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that's real. I think you need to spend a day
Speaker 1: and at the end of that day, if you want
Speaker 1: to spend another one, do it.
Speaker 2: Don't put the limit on yourself.
Speaker 1: That's great advice.
Speaker 2: You are a cool mom. Thank you so much doing that.
Speaker 1: I you know, I just lived my life and I'm
Speaker 1: out here mom and as best I can, and you know,
Speaker 1: I set up and then we just walk into great
Speaker 1: moving It's a verb.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Well, we love you guys. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: all the great questions. I hope that we helped. I
Speaker 1: had fun.
Speaker 2: You you you always nail it. There's not been one
Speaker 2: question that that you've answered. I'm like I don't know
Speaker 2: about that one.
Speaker 1: I will say like it was, we started with a
Speaker 1: comedy podcast, and I think we we found ourselves in
Speaker 1: like a weird therapeutic thing because I actually enjoy thinking
Speaker 1: about how I can help these people. But it just
Speaker 1: ends up being fun because we just like are fun
Speaker 1: like to talk to each other. We have fun doing that.
Speaker 1: I don't know how funny this is for people, though,
Speaker 1: so I think it's enjoyable.
Speaker 2: I enjoy doing it. I would listen to this. I
Speaker 2: know life listens to it. That's all that matters.
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