WEBVTT - Ep 251: Plan B & Jail 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:08.320 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decisions. You 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:11.120 know what we're reporting this morning when I was at 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:14.240 the breakfast club or whatever. That's not a podcast, yes 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:15.880 it is. No, it is not just because they put 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:18.239 it on Apple podcast. That is a radio. You really 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:22.959 want all the smoke? I hate you? What's wrong? You 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:24.680 know what? I'm leaving and I am going down eighty 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:27.880 five to leave you bitches. Okay, No, it didn't give. 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:31.240 It was none of those because hey, game, what's the 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:39.159 fucking podcast that Robin and Zell do? Anyways, guys, welcome 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:43.800 horrible decisions. You guys do not know. But this is 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.319 our first time back in the studio. Motherfucker here, it's 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:49.120 been a long mother. Your bitch is for a mini 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.840 I'm French now, so that's where that goes. Just because 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:58.760 you take we week she said, I actually sucked the 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:03.160 tip of the French bitch first of all. Not I mean, 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:05.160 I wanted to say, goes to Paris once, but I've 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:07.560 been there, you know, four times. Um. Didn't you want 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:09.240 to see the video of my mama telling people that 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.240 they've never been I just realized she has a beret on. 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.640 Didn't you just notice that ships. I wanted many, so 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:22.000 I did this on purpose, you know. Yeah, but wait 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.720 in France, do they really do it like with the 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.680 with the with the letts? What in France? Yeah? I 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.320 sund what everything? I just to be honest, I saw 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:34.080 barrets and friends and just look more like like edgier 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:35.600 than the other ship that we would wear. Like I 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:38.080 feel like people in the States were black and red ones, 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:39.759 you know what I mean. But they just have some 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:41.520 different ships. I was like, okay, let me do what 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:43.959 the French holes where? Not what the French holes where? 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.800 Did you get some French day? No? But I did 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:50.760 me a dude at the last on the last day 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:54.320 of course. That's by the way. Wait, fellas, by the way, 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:58.000 when bitches go on girls trips, I know y'all are 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:02.640 worried about them getting dick down. It always happens we 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:04.440 meet a nigga that we really want to give pussy 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:07.320 to just a little too late. I actually have a 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:11.160 flight in two hours, so unfortunately I can't suck your day. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:15.920 But that's shopping, um. And he he owns this like 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.280 really cool ventence shop and I walked in and I 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.840 was like, damn, he kind of it's giving Brooklyn vibes. Now, 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:23.360 the nightclubs were closed in France, by the way, if 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:26.280 anyone listening. I took my mom to Paris for her birthday. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.280 That was our Christmas gifts, so we went. Also, she 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.320 won't be getting anything for Mother's Day because I spent. 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:35.760 I already know a lot, how because then you also 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:39.360 like spending, like it's either pounds of euros. I can't 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:42.080 keep up. I spent more than like I spent a 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:46.240 five figure number. You spent what I said, I said, oh, bro, 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:50.280 you're rich rich, No, you're spending five figures on a vaca. 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:53.720 I had to lay down. I wanted to give that 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.639 to my mom. It was her seventieth on the flight, 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:58.680 just for but honestly, it was the shopping that we 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:03.200 did right right, thank you Evan, Evan, And sorry, I'm 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:07.320 drinking and I'm drinking all morning. I did. I did 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:10.160 like the works, the works type ship. I had to 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:11.919 get two rooms because she wasn't about to get on 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.600 my nerves, Okay, I had to. I was like, how 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:16.320 could we get along? And my mom even told me 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:18.160 on the last day because she just went home this morning. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.720 She was like, you like got to say I really 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.839 thought we were gonna fight two rooms. That's what we've 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.880 always got to do. That's what we we we all 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.880 we gotta do. Um No, I spent a lot of money, 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:32.200 like shopping and getting little things, but listen, a lot 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.600 of people left me comments, and I just want to say, like, 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:38.320 no flex type ship. Like obviously spent some of it 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.800 on myself, but a lot of people left me comments 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.040 about how they want to do ship like this for 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:45.240 their parents. And I don't ever really think I've consciously 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:48.360 thought about how good it feels to like spoil your 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:50.640 mom with something or just anybody you love. You know, 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.800 people have kids. I don't have kids, so you know, 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:56.320 I've got a godson and a dog and my mom. 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.400 It's really sweet because like we went into land Comb 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:00.800 and my mom, you know, she used to even traveling Europe, 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:02.360 so this was nostalgic for her. So we went into 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:04.640 Landcome and she's like, I used to use this makeup 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.119 re mover. She's like it's like it's like sixty six, 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:10.160 Like it's just ridiculous expensive, but it's okay because I 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:12.120 used ponds now and I'm like, no, well, we're gonna 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:16.240 get through this. And my mom's excited about little little things. Um, 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:20.360 but here's one big thing where oh beach about ten 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:23.480 a bitch up at product. So there's a few product 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.520 stories in Paris, and I went to this one in 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.400 near our hotel and which was like opera house area. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.000 I walk in and I made a joke about wanting 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:33.960 to buy my mom a bag, but not too expensive, right, 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:37.279 I mind you wearing Product? So this is what I said. 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:39.200 I was like, I'm looking for a bag. I was like, 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.279 nothing crazy. I was like, you know, like a mid 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:45.960 range price bag and um, she was like okay. Um. 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:48.080 I was like, this one's gonna try to like, you know, 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:50.880 take me for everything I got or something. I said. Now, 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:52.359 I just want to say what I was wearing. I 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:56.080 was wearing a Product jacket, ready to wear our nigga 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.200 Like I had just a little something. But is it 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:02.479 this season? It was ap a lately this season bit. 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:05.960 But you know what product has a lot of things 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:09.520 that like our classic Yeah there, that's why the same 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:11.640 I don't know, like they got a lot of trendy ship, 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:14.560 which I funk with. But anyway, I mentioned the jacket 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.360 because it's like, okay, so maybe she's seen that I've 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:21.360 been here before. So she says, okay, not too much, 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:25.560 so I'm looking and whatever. Um, and then she goes 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.880 looking at me and my mom on a white family 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:30.960 walks in. Well, you know, if you don't want to 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:34.440 spend too much, maybe we can get her kitchen. No 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:39.680 the fuck she didn't. She said to get your mama, 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:43.279 not a person, but a key chain. Bit I said, excuse, 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:47.600 excuse me, mo, you did not say I did. Me 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.200 and my mom didn't hear what she said. And to 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:52.440 be honest, it was so insulting. My mom saw me 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:55.599 gonna go off on her though, but she said, you 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:57.960 hear her a key chain? And I said, you can 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.200 put the key chain up your ass? And I got 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:03.040 a fucking uber and my mom was laughing. So I said, 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:04.880 she said, you said what up your ass? But the 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.720 keach it up your ass. Then when to the next store, 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:12.239 walked around, found one black dude that works there. I said, 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:15.080 do you guys communicate with the store on the Rue 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:18.320 Honoree whatever it's called. He was like yes, yes. I said, okay, 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:20.920 I want to spend some money in here, and I start, 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:22.760 I spend this money. I want you to take a 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:24.640 picture of me and you I want you to send 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:27.159 it to the girl who's a beach in the store. 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:29.839 A beach beach? How did you say a bit in French? 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:35.880 It is get hold on. That's let me tell you 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:38.000 to t So then I started talking to the store 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:39.680 and this is just something I feel like black people 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.960 need to understand about luxury because some motherfucker's get it 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.160 and some people don't write. And we'll have that conversation too, 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.520 because we had the same instance happened to us. So 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:48.560 black dude helped me. But this white guy came over 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.240 and we were just vibing whatever, and he was like, 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.800 you know, uh, because I was starting to like buy 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:56.160 a lot, and he goes, I want you to enjoy this. 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:58.680 I want you to sip Champano with your lax, so eat, 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:01.600 don't don't get overwhelmed. Well, shout out to Franks for 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.279 still giving champagne and the luxury story because they don't 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:06.040 do that ship here and they don't. I'll be like, well, 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:08.640 can I get my little free champagne. They'd be like, girl, COVID, 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:11.440 give me the prospect, Girl COVID. They don't even got 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:16.720 the motherfucking andre bitch. Can y'all get andres what I 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:18.280 have to have a bottom list my mom and I 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.480 don't give a fucking six dollars haven't always in your 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:25.840 fridge and just put a little dash the motherfucker, he said, 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:29.240 Andre is the six dollar prosecco bubbly ship that you 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.920 have when you just want mimosas with your home girls 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:33.480 in the house and you don't want to use the 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.640 good ship you just do Andre, Andre is what your 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:37.600 bitches are drinking when y'all go to the bottom bottom 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:41.000 list mimosas like weird, Like they don't they don't want 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.840 to do that right, like other fitting rooms aren't open 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:45.240 because of COVID. Oh this ain't bit shut up so anyway, 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:48.520 because guys, you ain't dripping's goddamn prices at the story 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:52.720 goes anytime you're shopping. He was like, you have to 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.840 understand this thing from the salesperson's perspective. He goes, I've 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:59.120 been working for product for almost thirty years, right, he says, 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.920 I've you know, worked with Virgil, I've worked with Kanye 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:03.880 all these people. And he was like, when those people 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:05.560 come in, I can't wait to talk to them because 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:08.480 I learned so much. But what do they need to buy. 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:10.920 They are getting these things for free. He says, the 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:14.640 average person comes to a store like this because they 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:16.920 can't wait to spend their money and they want a 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.920 full experience, and they end up spending more in any 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.200 celebrity that comes in here. He's like, celebrities come in, 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:24.800 they come before hours, they take a different floor, they 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.880 work with one person. We don't see them like that. 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:29.360 He's like, so if anybody thinks for a moment that 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.320 they can't help you, they're one generally inexperience. And he 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.280 was like, to not worth it, he goes, because I 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:36.720 would bend my back for people that come in just 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:39.120 to know that they bought something from a protest store 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:40.600 in a different country. Right, he was like, that's what 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.520 we're supposed to do. And he was telling me that 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.760 a few black people that it came in had been 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:49.600 like making complaints just throughout the chansa Elise, which is 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:52.640 like the shopping area in Paris, the most like well 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:55.800 known thing. Right, it looked like champ the leakst but 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:58.920 he said there's been like time and time again where 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.640 people won't spend theirn there. They're like, it's literally like 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.640 ruined the brand because of how black people are treated abroad. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:08.120 And he's like, but it's not even abroad here here 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:15.800 too true here, tople, I'm not surprising. I mean, how 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:17.680 can we not expect this ship? You know what I'm saying, 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:23.959 like because I mean, it's European standards, right, But he said, like, um, like, 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:26.120 I'm trying to change the way that. He was like, 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.320 our employees think like everybody, and he was like, so 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:30.400 the second someone makes you feel like that, he said, 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.600 the first thing people do is want to spend so 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:35.960 that person will understand that they have the money, don't leave, 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:39.720 go somewhere else. But people do do that. Think about it. 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.440 You want to tip extra because you'd be like, I 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:43.200 have bad service, But I can't be the nigger that 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:47.079 didn't tip. I ain't gonna hold you, no, bro, you're 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.680 gonna I'll have a fucking four hund dollar bill if 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:51.800 I didn't get the good service, you're gonna get this 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.760 ten dollars many. I don't give a fun ten on 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:58.360 four hundreds, yep. And I'm gonna show you that I 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:00.560 know how to spend. I mean, I about this on 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.640 my other podcast, Like a nigga literally asked me and 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:06.040 Adriana when we were in a Ruba if we knew 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.120 what we were ordering, because we ordered the stake tartar 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.640 and it was like, well, do you know that that's 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.720 raw meat? What the funk else does tartar seeing for nigga? 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.480 When tartar is at the end of anything, you know 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:19.560 you're eating whatever come first. It's raw. So whether it's 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:23.760 tuna tartar to tuna, raw, salmon tartar to samaraw stake 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:25.880 tartar to be fra and then I looked it up 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.600 and it was nasty. They said sometimes it makes a 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:29.800 horse meat, which I hope I didn't eat horse. But 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:31.800 you know what, if I ordered the tartar, I don't 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:33.760 know what it is. It might be horse and I 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:35.520 ate that bitch. But for you to see here act 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:37.280 like you don't think I know what the funk I'm ordering. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.280 I also when people do that, do you know They 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:41.560 came over to me and tried to tell me how 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:43.040 do you eat the scar go? And I said, I 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.840 thank you, step play, I know what I'm doing, people 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:49.319 play beach. I know one other thing that happened thinking 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.840 not me and my mama ordering a caviar and a 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:56.079 goddamn Graham. Uh oh, oh, bitch, that check came. I 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:58.760 already I said, mom, you we need to sell some 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.559 bushy you I'll tell your mama she gotta sell some pussy. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:03.520 I got it on the Some Yards I show. Did 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:06.120 you did not tell her she had to sell when 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:07.640 when the check came, I said, we need to sell? 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.520 Can I ask you what would be? There must be 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:12.319 the going rate for you and your mom's pussy and 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:16.520 also take together. You said, we gotta sell pussy. Man, 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:20.040 we but but we we need we we we we bitch? 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:22.400 Do you know that? Ya? Cal Probai charged out first 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.199 of all, talking about try and pussy. Shout out to 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:27.600 my mama. Okay, my mama. They never really had a job, 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.640 so she got her have some good pussy and hereditary. 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:34.719 But that's what I'm saying, to really charge like some 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:36.760 good rates, especially if you do the mama daughter thing. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.719 What do you think it's a good amount, Mandy, Oh 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:44.640 for mama daughter experience. Well, I know, like the Instagram 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.760 bitches is going for the lolo like t still so 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:51.520 they are, Oh yeah, they're gonna just say lolo. Let 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:54.240 me explain. If you're looking at a girl online because 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.840 to me, that's crazy. These are girls that miss the followers, 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.040 and it's like, don't hop on a flight but one 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:03.640 of honey, that's kind of so. I would say for 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:08.240 a mama daughter duo, we still ain't got a blue checkmark. 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:09.920 So I gotta knock it down just a little bit, 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:13.240 like I never I no, no, I was never getting it. No, 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.000 I believe it. Likes you. You've tried with through every 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:21.320 damn near through Trump. You went all the way Wan, 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:24.280 all the way up the lodder A mean, I have 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:29.920 them niggas c a A said yeah, I don't know, 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:33.000 because luck to you, you're doing well anyway. Your engagements 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:36.720 all right, I would say, I would say, Mama daughter, 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:40.280 Mama daughter, I say, I say, you know, way you 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.960 could probably you could get probably like fit the two, honey, 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.319 that's very specific. My mom's got a bad hit. My 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.640 mom got two hip replacements and a pacemaker. Yeah, but 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:52.960 her mouth works. What I'm just saying, your mom could 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:55.840 do oral and then you throw it back. You got asked, now, bro, 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.800 you'd be throwing that little thing jiggling, and you've been 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:04.520 working all tour, everybody saying I got my name. Don't 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:06.920 do that but you were actually start on this tour. Bro, 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:11.040 Let me tell you how life is. I'm serious last 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:14.360 that I went out. If someone's said to me, damn, 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.280 we know you had a thing right there, I said, 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:21.480 I didn't think no. But we used to talk about it, 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.319 like how on the spot I used to I used 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.240 to always say, I like doggies talk. I like throwing 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:28.599 it back, and we just like, nope, I don't have 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.719 nothing to throw back, so I get but you know 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:32.719 you got. You was throwing it back all tour. He 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:38.319 was actually talking with me, Thank you appreciate that? Is it? 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:41.040 So now it's a bad things, That's what I'm saying. 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:43.600 It's the best i'd I just mean, like if I've 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:45.480 never had to ask, and we all know I gain weight. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.680 Speaking of having asked and gaining a weight, bit trying 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:52.480 a lie to you. Not plastic surgeon. My surgery is 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:56.440 on February for its and me well wishes. The surgeon 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.520 is trying to upsell me to get the skinny BBL 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:01.160 and was like, yo, I really don't want to get 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.200 a b b L because like I'm scared of dying. Bro. 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.920 The rates like for the BBL versus any other surgery 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:09.040 is just crazy, and I guess there's like this artery 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:12.520 and then a fat embolism, which someone's going to know 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.520 more than me listening to this and be like you're wrong. 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:18.360 But basically, it's like the fat getting pushed into your body. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:21.960 I guess spreads wrong. It causes like airway pockets or 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:23.520 some sh it, and it could kill you. Probably the 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:25.320 same thing is like blowing in a pussy could kill you. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.800 Write something like that, but anyway, shot out to shampoo. 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:31.720 He was like, what we What we could do is 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:34.080 we could just put it on the top of your butt, 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:36.000 because the top of your butt is a little flat, 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:39.120 the bottom is okay, not a big deal. He's like, 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.360 it won't really be a BBL. I said, but it will. 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:43.520 I'm gonna know it's not a real ass and things 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:45.160 we won't know. It's not a real ass. So I 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:47.960 feel like obviously here like Nigga's don't mind if it's 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:49.920 real or not, as long as its soft. When I 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.680 was like, as long as it's soft. But I feel 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:57.000 like it's just gonna look. It's not question do you 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.000 let your old hose hit that again? After the surgery? 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:03.440 Thinking about it because when I got tips. Oh, I 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:07.080 told you when I lost this way, Niklas wasn't sucking 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.160 me no more. That was sucking me when I was fat. Nope, 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:13.680 but you had a drastic change. Wait a second, I'm lying, 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:18.120 But then I like, I like, actually, I was like, 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.760 you know, it's just smaller. You had a suer skinny 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:23.960 after a phase, and then you got back to like 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:26.600 a queue. This is like, I probably still want to 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.560 lose like ten pounds. I feel like I'm but to me, 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:32.320 I'm like where I'm happy Because I saw like sure 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:36.200 said Houston maybe no, no, maybe before that, and I 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.200 was like, whoa, this is like I had gotten really small. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:42.040 I think I had gotten down to like one fifty 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.640 was like my smallest. And I was like, I don't 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:46.800 like my Wait, one fifty five and I don't like it. 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:49.000 I don't like me at one fifty. So right now 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.760 I'm back up to like one. Si. I fluctuate between 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:54.360 sixty five and one seventy two, depending on if I'm 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.080 on my period or not. And I'm like, do you 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:58.840 have a scale? Yeah? I don't. I feel like I 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.480 had to look I do the scale. But also I 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.960 know the clothes that I was wearing. And I'm like, 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:07.960 it's a little tight now a bit. I can't button 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:11.320 it anymore. I want to get back into this exact outfit. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.360 So this is what I'm working towards. It's really just 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:16.840 bidding the clothes sale because they know I got obsessed. 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:18.720 I'm like, how do I gain two pounds in a day? 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:20.640 So I just trying to shoot it out, like I 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:23.640 started going crazy. But I have to weigh myself now 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:26.240 because Nick, if I gained five pounds before the surgery, 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:29.960 the price change. What price change? Oh, there's something I 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:32.920 signed that said since like, because I'm getting LiPo, if 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:36.880 you are five pounds overweight, more than five pounds over 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:41.200 there at the consultation, the price could change. You know, 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:43.880 it's crazy. So I don't know if it's gonna really 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:46.960 be like that, like over or under or just over. 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.040 He told me. He told me to lose some weight though, 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.040 so here's what you said, which I kind of got 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:54.440 mad because I'm like, god, damn, I don't want to 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:57.200 do the work. But basically he's like, I can only 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.480 take a certain amount out of you because you're already small. 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:01.920 And he's like, and a lot of this is probably blow. 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:03.680 He's like so you need to get rid of at 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:05.880 least four by yourself. He was like a minimum four 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:09.119 pounds because if I take out that four pounds, He's like, 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.000 it was just water and it's away. It all sounds 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:13.560 like any girl problems. That makes sense. No, but he 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:16.199 can't take a lot out. Son. But no, imagine you've 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:17.880 got surgery and you're like, what the fund the ship 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:21.840 don't look different, you know, because he said that they 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:25.360 can't go aggressive for certain you'd be tight. You want? 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:30.119 You want the drug surgery you want. I actually have 0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:33.399 no plans in my life of getting any surgery right. No, No, 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.320 I would rather just like try to work the out. 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:36.879 But if I want to go do that and I 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:41.000 look the same, That's how I've been feeling about working out. 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:44.399 I look the same. Do you know my palatine sees 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:47.240 me all the time. It's given same bits. People have 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:49.280 to stop spending so much money on fitness that women 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:50.640 and things going to change the way. I will tell 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:52.440 you guys that I feels go more rounds in the 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:55.119 bedroom as long as I suck more. I know the 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:57.680 calories that are burned in the bedroom, I'll be like, no, 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:00.359 we gotta go another round. Because I don't to wake up. 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:02.960 I swept more back to the ship. You feel me 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:07.080 looking over here. The horrible decisions. You know, it's horrible 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:09.879 decisions more, you know, and I'm still a horrid Well 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:12.000 I'll tell you this. That whole time I wasn't sucking, 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.640 I'll be I got a food addiction. And that's really 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:17.440 where this weight it came from. And I was But 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:20.320 you know what, all you had to do, you replace alcohol. 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:23.560 All you have to do put like peanut butter on 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:28.440 the dick, or like put the food on a man's body. Mandy, 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.600 I went too crazy with food? What do you mean? 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:33.320 That's how I get like? You could have done naked sushi. 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:35.399 You could have ate the food off of a bit 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:38.520 and then still where you could have literally fucked the 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:41.440 food off that you're saying the calories. Yeah, that's what 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.680 I'm talking about. Is that what I'm saying, all you 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:45.439 had to do was if you were crazy, All I'm 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:47.359 trying to do now is just replaced it with sex again. No, 0:18:47.480 --> 0:18:49.480 but that's what I'm saying. If you really want to eat, 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:52.200 lay the food on a nigger or a bitch, eat 0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:53.840 the ship and then funk right after and then it's 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:55.520 like you didn't eat the food because you're sucking the 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:59.080 weight from the food off. I'm really trying to make 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:06.440 this make sense here for I will. I will make 0:19:06.480 --> 0:19:09.040 men ship when it comes to food and sex. So 0:19:09.240 --> 0:19:11.200 if you listen to Patreon, I slept with someone new. 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:13.680 We've been calling him Lambau. Don't want to talk about it. 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:18.080 Wait is he out the picture already? He is a hood, 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:20.880 asked Nigga, and I have not fun with the hood. 0:19:20.920 --> 0:19:24.480 Nigulate this in a long time. I mean when I say, 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:27.399 like some of the conversations and the way he got 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:29.800