Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decisions. You
Speaker 1: know what we're reporting this morning when I was at
Speaker 1: the breakfast club or whatever. That's not a podcast, yes
Speaker 1: it is. No, it is not just because they put
Speaker 1: it on Apple podcast. That is a radio. You really
Speaker 1: want all the smoke? I hate you? What's wrong? You
Speaker 1: know what? I'm leaving and I am going down eighty
Speaker 1: five to leave you bitches. Okay, No, it didn't give.
Speaker 1: It was none of those because hey, game, what's the
Speaker 1: fucking podcast that Robin and Zell do? Anyways, guys, welcome
Speaker 1: horrible decisions. You guys do not know. But this is
Speaker 1: our first time back in the studio. Motherfucker here, it's
Speaker 1: been a long mother. Your bitch is for a mini
Speaker 1: I'm French now, so that's where that goes. Just because
Speaker 1: you take we week she said, I actually sucked the
Speaker 1: tip of the French bitch first of all. Not I mean,
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, goes to Paris once, but I've
Speaker 1: been there, you know, four times. Um. Didn't you want
Speaker 1: to see the video of my mama telling people that
Speaker 1: they've never been I just realized she has a beret on.
Speaker 1: Didn't you just notice that ships. I wanted many, so
Speaker 1: I did this on purpose, you know. Yeah, but wait
Speaker 1: in France, do they really do it like with the
Speaker 1: with the with the letts? What in France? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: sund what everything? I just to be honest, I saw
Speaker 1: barrets and friends and just look more like like edgier
Speaker 1: than the other ship that we would wear. Like I
Speaker 1: feel like people in the States were black and red ones,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But they just have some
Speaker 1: different ships. I was like, okay, let me do what
Speaker 1: the French holes where? Not what the French holes where?
Speaker 1: Did you get some French day? No? But I did
Speaker 1: me a dude at the last on the last day
Speaker 1: of course. That's by the way. Wait, fellas, by the way,
Speaker 1: when bitches go on girls trips, I know y'all are
Speaker 1: worried about them getting dick down. It always happens we
Speaker 1: meet a nigga that we really want to give pussy
Speaker 1: to just a little too late. I actually have a
Speaker 1: flight in two hours, so unfortunately I can't suck your day.
Speaker 1: But that's shopping, um. And he he owns this like
Speaker 1: really cool ventence shop and I walked in and I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, he kind of it's giving Brooklyn vibes. Now,
Speaker 1: the nightclubs were closed in France, by the way, if
Speaker 1: anyone listening. I took my mom to Paris for her birthday.
Speaker 1: That was our Christmas gifts, so we went. Also, she
Speaker 1: won't be getting anything for Mother's Day because I spent.
Speaker 1: I already know a lot, how because then you also
Speaker 1: like spending, like it's either pounds of euros. I can't
Speaker 1: keep up. I spent more than like I spent a
Speaker 1: five figure number. You spent what I said, I said, oh, bro,
Speaker 1: you're rich rich, No, you're spending five figures on a vaca.
Speaker 1: I had to lay down. I wanted to give that
Speaker 1: to my mom. It was her seventieth on the flight,
Speaker 1: just for but honestly, it was the shopping that we
Speaker 1: did right right, thank you Evan, Evan, And sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: drinking and I'm drinking all morning. I did. I did
Speaker 1: like the works, the works type ship. I had to
Speaker 1: get two rooms because she wasn't about to get on
Speaker 1: my nerves, Okay, I had to. I was like, how
Speaker 1: could we get along? And my mom even told me
Speaker 1: on the last day because she just went home this morning.
Speaker 1: She was like, you like got to say I really
Speaker 1: thought we were gonna fight two rooms. That's what we've
Speaker 1: always got to do. That's what we we we all
Speaker 1: we gotta do. Um No, I spent a lot of money,
Speaker 1: like shopping and getting little things, but listen, a lot
Speaker 1: of people left me comments, and I just want to say, like,
Speaker 1: no flex type ship. Like obviously spent some of it
Speaker 1: on myself, but a lot of people left me comments
Speaker 1: about how they want to do ship like this for
Speaker 1: their parents. And I don't ever really think I've consciously
Speaker 1: thought about how good it feels to like spoil your
Speaker 1: mom with something or just anybody you love. You know,
Speaker 1: people have kids. I don't have kids, so you know,
Speaker 1: I've got a godson and a dog and my mom.
Speaker 1: It's really sweet because like we went into land Comb
Speaker 1: and my mom, you know, she used to even traveling Europe,
Speaker 1: so this was nostalgic for her. So we went into
Speaker 1: Landcome and she's like, I used to use this makeup
Speaker 1: re mover. She's like it's like it's like sixty six,
Speaker 1: Like it's just ridiculous expensive, but it's okay because I
Speaker 1: used ponds now and I'm like, no, well, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get through this. And my mom's excited about little little things. Um,
Speaker 1: but here's one big thing where oh beach about ten
Speaker 1: a bitch up at product. So there's a few product
Speaker 1: stories in Paris, and I went to this one in
Speaker 1: near our hotel and which was like opera house area.
Speaker 1: I walk in and I made a joke about wanting
Speaker 1: to buy my mom a bag, but not too expensive, right,
Speaker 1: I mind you wearing Product? So this is what I said.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm looking for a bag. I was like,
Speaker 1: nothing crazy. I was like, you know, like a mid
Speaker 1: range price bag and um, she was like okay. Um.
Speaker 1: I was like, this one's gonna try to like, you know,
Speaker 1: take me for everything I got or something. I said. Now,
Speaker 1: I just want to say what I was wearing. I
Speaker 1: was wearing a Product jacket, ready to wear our nigga
Speaker 1: Like I had just a little something. But is it
Speaker 1: this season? It was ap a lately this season bit.
Speaker 1: But you know what product has a lot of things
Speaker 1: that like our classic Yeah there, that's why the same
Speaker 1: I don't know, like they got a lot of trendy ship,
Speaker 1: which I funk with. But anyway, I mentioned the jacket
Speaker 1: because it's like, okay, so maybe she's seen that I've
Speaker 1: been here before. So she says, okay, not too much,
Speaker 1: so I'm looking and whatever. Um, and then she goes
Speaker 1: looking at me and my mom on a white family
Speaker 1: walks in. Well, you know, if you don't want to
Speaker 1: spend too much, maybe we can get her kitchen. No
Speaker 1: the fuck she didn't. She said to get your mama,
Speaker 1: not a person, but a key chain. Bit I said, excuse,
Speaker 1: excuse me, mo, you did not say I did. Me
Speaker 1: and my mom didn't hear what she said. And to
Speaker 1: be honest, it was so insulting. My mom saw me
Speaker 1: gonna go off on her though, but she said, you
Speaker 1: hear her a key chain? And I said, you can
Speaker 1: put the key chain up your ass? And I got
Speaker 1: a fucking uber and my mom was laughing. So I said,
Speaker 1: she said, you said what up your ass? But the
Speaker 1: keach it up your ass. Then when to the next store,
Speaker 1: walked around, found one black dude that works there. I said,
Speaker 1: do you guys communicate with the store on the Rue
Speaker 1: Honoree whatever it's called. He was like yes, yes. I said, okay,
Speaker 1: I want to spend some money in here, and I start,
Speaker 1: I spend this money. I want you to take a
Speaker 1: picture of me and you I want you to send
Speaker 1: it to the girl who's a beach in the store.
Speaker 1: A beach beach? How did you say a bit in French?
Speaker 1: It is get hold on. That's let me tell you
Speaker 1: to t So then I started talking to the store
Speaker 1: and this is just something I feel like black people
Speaker 1: need to understand about luxury because some motherfucker's get it
Speaker 1: and some people don't write. And we'll have that conversation too,
Speaker 1: because we had the same instance happened to us. So
Speaker 1: black dude helped me. But this white guy came over
Speaker 1: and we were just vibing whatever, and he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, uh, because I was starting to like buy
Speaker 1: a lot, and he goes, I want you to enjoy this.
Speaker 1: I want you to sip Champano with your lax, so eat,
Speaker 1: don't don't get overwhelmed. Well, shout out to Franks for
Speaker 1: still giving champagne and the luxury story because they don't
Speaker 1: do that ship here and they don't. I'll be like, well,
Speaker 1: can I get my little free champagne. They'd be like, girl, COVID,
Speaker 1: give me the prospect, Girl COVID. They don't even got
Speaker 1: the motherfucking andre bitch. Can y'all get andres what I
Speaker 1: have to have a bottom list my mom and I
Speaker 1: don't give a fucking six dollars haven't always in your
Speaker 1: fridge and just put a little dash the motherfucker, he said,
Speaker 1: Andre is the six dollar prosecco bubbly ship that you
Speaker 1: have when you just want mimosas with your home girls
Speaker 1: in the house and you don't want to use the
Speaker 1: good ship you just do Andre, Andre is what your
Speaker 1: bitches are drinking when y'all go to the bottom bottom
Speaker 1: list mimosas like weird, Like they don't they don't want
Speaker 1: to do that right, like other fitting rooms aren't open
Speaker 1: because of COVID. Oh this ain't bit shut up so anyway,
Speaker 1: because guys, you ain't dripping's goddamn prices at the story
Speaker 1: goes anytime you're shopping. He was like, you have to
Speaker 1: understand this thing from the salesperson's perspective. He goes, I've
Speaker 1: been working for product for almost thirty years, right, he says,
Speaker 1: I've you know, worked with Virgil, I've worked with Kanye
Speaker 1: all these people. And he was like, when those people
Speaker 1: come in, I can't wait to talk to them because
Speaker 1: I learned so much. But what do they need to buy.
Speaker 1: They are getting these things for free. He says, the
Speaker 1: average person comes to a store like this because they
Speaker 1: can't wait to spend their money and they want a
Speaker 1: full experience, and they end up spending more in any
Speaker 1: celebrity that comes in here. He's like, celebrities come in,
Speaker 1: they come before hours, they take a different floor, they
Speaker 1: work with one person. We don't see them like that.
Speaker 1: He's like, so if anybody thinks for a moment that
Speaker 1: they can't help you, they're one generally inexperience. And he
Speaker 1: was like, to not worth it, he goes, because I
Speaker 1: would bend my back for people that come in just
Speaker 1: to know that they bought something from a protest store
Speaker 1: in a different country. Right, he was like, that's what
Speaker 1: we're supposed to do. And he was telling me that
Speaker 1: a few black people that it came in had been
Speaker 1: like making complaints just throughout the chansa Elise, which is
Speaker 1: like the shopping area in Paris, the most like well
Speaker 1: known thing. Right, it looked like champ the leakst but
Speaker 1: he said there's been like time and time again where
Speaker 1: people won't spend theirn there. They're like, it's literally like
Speaker 1: ruined the brand because of how black people are treated abroad.
Speaker 1: And he's like, but it's not even abroad here here
Speaker 1: too true here, tople, I'm not surprising. I mean, how
Speaker 1: can we not expect this ship? You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like because I mean, it's European standards, right, But he said, like, um, like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to change the way that. He was like,
Speaker 1: our employees think like everybody, and he was like, so
Speaker 1: the second someone makes you feel like that, he said,
Speaker 1: the first thing people do is want to spend so
Speaker 1: that person will understand that they have the money, don't leave,
Speaker 1: go somewhere else. But people do do that. Think about it.
Speaker 1: You want to tip extra because you'd be like, I
Speaker 1: have bad service, But I can't be the nigger that
Speaker 1: didn't tip. I ain't gonna hold you, no, bro, you're
Speaker 1: gonna I'll have a fucking four hund dollar bill if
Speaker 1: I didn't get the good service, you're gonna get this
Speaker 1: ten dollars many. I don't give a fun ten on
Speaker 1: four hundreds, yep. And I'm gonna show you that I
Speaker 1: know how to spend. I mean, I about this on
Speaker 1: my other podcast, Like a nigga literally asked me and
Speaker 1: Adriana when we were in a Ruba if we knew
Speaker 1: what we were ordering, because we ordered the stake tartar
Speaker 1: and it was like, well, do you know that that's
Speaker 1: raw meat? What the funk else does tartar seeing for nigga?
Speaker 1: When tartar is at the end of anything, you know
Speaker 1: you're eating whatever come first. It's raw. So whether it's
Speaker 1: tuna tartar to tuna, raw, salmon tartar to samaraw stake
Speaker 1: tartar to be fra and then I looked it up
Speaker 1: and it was nasty. They said sometimes it makes a
Speaker 1: horse meat, which I hope I didn't eat horse. But
Speaker 1: you know what, if I ordered the tartar, I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. It might be horse and I
Speaker 1: ate that bitch. But for you to see here act
Speaker 1: like you don't think I know what the funk I'm ordering.
Speaker 1: I also when people do that, do you know They
Speaker 1: came over to me and tried to tell me how
Speaker 1: do you eat the scar go? And I said, I
Speaker 1: thank you, step play, I know what I'm doing, people
Speaker 1: play beach. I know one other thing that happened thinking
Speaker 1: not me and my mama ordering a caviar and a
Speaker 1: goddamn Graham. Uh oh, oh, bitch, that check came. I
Speaker 1: already I said, mom, you we need to sell some
Speaker 1: bushy you I'll tell your mama she gotta sell some pussy.
Speaker 1: I got it on the Some Yards I show. Did
Speaker 1: you did not tell her she had to sell when
Speaker 1: when the check came, I said, we need to sell?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you what would be? There must be
Speaker 1: the going rate for you and your mom's pussy and
Speaker 1: also take together. You said, we gotta sell pussy. Man,
Speaker 1: we but but we we need we we we we bitch?
Speaker 1: Do you know that? Ya? Cal Probai charged out first
Speaker 1: of all, talking about try and pussy. Shout out to
Speaker 1: my mama. Okay, my mama. They never really had a job,
Speaker 1: so she got her have some good pussy and hereditary.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying, to really charge like some
Speaker 1: good rates, especially if you do the mama daughter thing.
Speaker 1: What do you think it's a good amount, Mandy, Oh
Speaker 1: for mama daughter experience. Well, I know, like the Instagram
Speaker 1: bitches is going for the lolo like t still so
Speaker 1: they are, Oh yeah, they're gonna just say lolo. Let
Speaker 1: me explain. If you're looking at a girl online because
Speaker 1: to me, that's crazy. These are girls that miss the followers,
Speaker 1: and it's like, don't hop on a flight but one
Speaker 1: of honey, that's kind of so. I would say for
Speaker 1: a mama daughter duo, we still ain't got a blue checkmark.
Speaker 1: So I gotta knock it down just a little bit,
Speaker 1: like I never I no, no, I was never getting it. No,
Speaker 1: I believe it. Likes you. You've tried with through every
Speaker 1: damn near through Trump. You went all the way Wan,
Speaker 1: all the way up the lodder A mean, I have
Speaker 1: them niggas c a A said yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: because luck to you, you're doing well anyway. Your engagements
Speaker 1: all right, I would say, I would say, Mama daughter,
Speaker 1: Mama daughter, I say, I say, you know, way you
Speaker 1: could probably you could get probably like fit the two, honey,
Speaker 1: that's very specific. My mom's got a bad hit. My
Speaker 1: mom got two hip replacements and a pacemaker. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: her mouth works. What I'm just saying, your mom could
Speaker 1: do oral and then you throw it back. You got asked, now, bro,
Speaker 1: you'd be throwing that little thing jiggling, and you've been
Speaker 1: working all tour, everybody saying I got my name. Don't
Speaker 1: do that but you were actually start on this tour. Bro,
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how life is. I'm serious last
Speaker 1: that I went out. If someone's said to me, damn,
Speaker 1: we know you had a thing right there, I said,
Speaker 1: I didn't think no. But we used to talk about it,
Speaker 1: like how on the spot I used to I used
Speaker 1: to always say, I like doggies talk. I like throwing
Speaker 1: it back, and we just like, nope, I don't have
Speaker 1: nothing to throw back, so I get but you know
Speaker 1: you got. You was throwing it back all tour. He
Speaker 1: was actually talking with me, Thank you appreciate that? Is it?
Speaker 1: So now it's a bad things, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's the best i'd I just mean, like if I've
Speaker 1: never had to ask, and we all know I gain weight.
Speaker 1: Speaking of having asked and gaining a weight, bit trying
Speaker 1: a lie to you. Not plastic surgeon. My surgery is
Speaker 1: on February for its and me well wishes. The surgeon
Speaker 1: is trying to upsell me to get the skinny BBL
Speaker 1: and was like, yo, I really don't want to get
Speaker 1: a b b L because like I'm scared of dying. Bro.
Speaker 1: The rates like for the BBL versus any other surgery
Speaker 1: is just crazy, and I guess there's like this artery
Speaker 1: and then a fat embolism, which someone's going to know
Speaker 1: more than me listening to this and be like you're wrong.
Speaker 1: But basically, it's like the fat getting pushed into your body.
Speaker 1: I guess spreads wrong. It causes like airway pockets or
Speaker 1: some sh it, and it could kill you. Probably the
Speaker 1: same thing is like blowing in a pussy could kill you.
Speaker 1: Write something like that, but anyway, shot out to shampoo.
Speaker 1: He was like, what we What we could do is
Speaker 1: we could just put it on the top of your butt,
Speaker 1: because the top of your butt is a little flat,
Speaker 1: the bottom is okay, not a big deal. He's like,
Speaker 1: it won't really be a BBL. I said, but it will.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know it's not a real ass and things
Speaker 1: we won't know. It's not a real ass. So I
Speaker 1: feel like obviously here like Nigga's don't mind if it's
Speaker 1: real or not, as long as its soft. When I
Speaker 1: was like, as long as it's soft. But I feel
Speaker 1: like it's just gonna look. It's not question do you
Speaker 1: let your old hose hit that again? After the surgery?
Speaker 1: Thinking about it because when I got tips. Oh, I
Speaker 1: told you when I lost this way, Niklas wasn't sucking
Speaker 1: me no more. That was sucking me when I was fat. Nope,
Speaker 1: but you had a drastic change. Wait a second, I'm lying,
Speaker 1: But then I like, I like, actually, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just smaller. You had a suer skinny
Speaker 1: after a phase, and then you got back to like
Speaker 1: a queue. This is like, I probably still want to
Speaker 1: lose like ten pounds. I feel like I'm but to me,
Speaker 1: I'm like where I'm happy Because I saw like sure
Speaker 1: said Houston maybe no, no, maybe before that, and I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, this is like I had gotten really small.
Speaker 1: I think I had gotten down to like one fifty
Speaker 1: was like my smallest. And I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: like my Wait, one fifty five and I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't like me at one fifty. So right now
Speaker 1: I'm back up to like one. Si. I fluctuate between
Speaker 1: sixty five and one seventy two, depending on if I'm
Speaker 1: on my period or not. And I'm like, do you
Speaker 1: have a scale? Yeah? I don't. I feel like I
Speaker 1: had to look I do the scale. But also I
Speaker 1: know the clothes that I was wearing. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's a little tight now a bit. I can't button
Speaker 1: it anymore. I want to get back into this exact outfit.
Speaker 1: So this is what I'm working towards. It's really just
Speaker 1: bidding the clothes sale because they know I got obsessed.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how do I gain two pounds in a day?
Speaker 1: So I just trying to shoot it out, like I
Speaker 1: started going crazy. But I have to weigh myself now
Speaker 1: because Nick, if I gained five pounds before the surgery,
Speaker 1: the price change. What price change? Oh, there's something I
Speaker 1: signed that said since like, because I'm getting LiPo, if
Speaker 1: you are five pounds overweight, more than five pounds over
Speaker 1: there at the consultation, the price could change. You know,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. So I don't know if it's gonna really
Speaker 1: be like that, like over or under or just over.
Speaker 1: He told me. He told me to lose some weight though,
Speaker 1: so here's what you said, which I kind of got
Speaker 1: mad because I'm like, god, damn, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do the work. But basically he's like, I can only
Speaker 1: take a certain amount out of you because you're already small.
Speaker 1: And he's like, and a lot of this is probably blow.
Speaker 1: He's like so you need to get rid of at
Speaker 1: least four by yourself. He was like a minimum four
Speaker 1: pounds because if I take out that four pounds, He's like,
Speaker 1: it was just water and it's away. It all sounds
Speaker 1: like any girl problems. That makes sense. No, but he
Speaker 1: can't take a lot out. Son. But no, imagine you've
Speaker 1: got surgery and you're like, what the fund the ship
Speaker 1: don't look different, you know, because he said that they
Speaker 1: can't go aggressive for certain you'd be tight. You want?
Speaker 1: You want the drug surgery you want. I actually have
Speaker 1: no plans in my life of getting any surgery right. No, No,
Speaker 1: I would rather just like try to work the out.
Speaker 1: But if I want to go do that and I
Speaker 1: look the same, That's how I've been feeling about working out.
Speaker 1: I look the same. Do you know my palatine sees
Speaker 1: me all the time. It's given same bits. People have
Speaker 1: to stop spending so much money on fitness that women
Speaker 1: and things going to change the way. I will tell
Speaker 1: you guys that I feels go more rounds in the
Speaker 1: bedroom as long as I suck more. I know the
Speaker 1: calories that are burned in the bedroom, I'll be like, no,
Speaker 1: we gotta go another round. Because I don't to wake up.
Speaker 1: I swept more back to the ship. You feel me
Speaker 1: looking over here. The horrible decisions. You know, it's horrible
Speaker 1: decisions more, you know, and I'm still a horrid Well
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. That whole time I wasn't sucking,
Speaker 1: I'll be I got a food addiction. And that's really
Speaker 1: where this weight it came from. And I was But
Speaker 1: you know what, all you had to do, you replace alcohol.
Speaker 1: All you have to do put like peanut butter on
Speaker 1: the dick, or like put the food on a man's body. Mandy,
Speaker 1: I went too crazy with food? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: That's how I get like? You could have done naked sushi.
Speaker 1: You could have ate the food off of a bit
Speaker 1: and then still where you could have literally fucked the
Speaker 1: food off that you're saying the calories. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Is that what I'm saying, all you
Speaker 1: had to do was if you were crazy, All I'm
Speaker 1: trying to do now is just replaced it with sex again. No,
Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying. If you really want to eat,
Speaker 1: lay the food on a nigger or a bitch, eat
Speaker 1: the ship and then funk right after and then it's
Speaker 1: like you didn't eat the food because you're sucking the
Speaker 1: weight from the food off. I'm really trying to make
Speaker 1: this make sense here for I will. I will make
Speaker 1: men ship when it comes to food and sex. So
Speaker 1: if you listen to Patreon, I slept with someone new.
Speaker 1: We've been calling him Lambau. Don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Wait is he out the picture already? He is a hood,
Speaker 1: asked Nigga, and I have not fun with the hood.
Speaker 1: Nigulate this in a long time. I mean when I say,
Speaker 1: like some of the conversations and the way he got
Speaker 1: to move around with his like ship, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: this is like it's giving. You can get shot at
Speaker 1: any moment and I'm not safe, but you know whatever,
Speaker 1: it's funny. So I was telling him about, you know,
Speaker 1: like I'm being in Miami for a few weeks and
Speaker 1: I gotta get the surgery and he was like, Nigga,
Speaker 1: for what, Like I'm like, oh, like I gained wait
Speaker 1: and a man, so like I'm just getting rid of it.
Speaker 1: He was like, how much you game? I was like thirty.
Speaker 1: He was like, she you know that's a rappery in
Speaker 1: a in a Memphis name Big thirty. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call you Big thirty and I'm gonna with
Speaker 1: the thirty on off. God, Mandy, I was fucking this
Speaker 1: nigga and he grabbed my stomach and was like, oh,
Speaker 1: welcome to the cloud, welcome to the club. Friend. I
Speaker 1: was telling him about that episode. I don't like that
Speaker 1: ship grabbed. I'm gonnau with this ship on and off.
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. I was like, this is
Speaker 1: so catto, but that's kind of like why I like
Speaker 1: sucking hood niggas. And then we was done. I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I was like that ship, the grabbing this stomach ship.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll tell you right now, don't do that.
Speaker 1: I got mad. Kids He's like that. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is not okay. But there's one thing hood niggas do.
Speaker 1: I will say, not give a ship like. I feel
Speaker 1: like sometimes when you're dating men that you may feel
Speaker 1: like are in a certain league, you're almost like and
Speaker 1: when I say you, I just mean like anybody that
Speaker 1: feels like they're with a guy that's just I don't know,
Speaker 1: something somewhere desirable or other women want them, right, You're
Speaker 1: gonna kind of feel like you gotta like be this
Speaker 1: way or you're putting in your head that you gotta
Speaker 1: look like the s girl. You start to get these
Speaker 1: complexes about yourself, you get yourself posing like you can
Speaker 1: get obsessive. These niggas a chicken sandwich. I ain't even
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. I don't even shame my pussy no more. Bro.
Speaker 1: They're gonna take it however I give it to him,
Speaker 1: and it don't even matter. I'm not saying they won't,
Speaker 1: I'm telling I'm just saying I do believe that women,
Speaker 1: depending on the type of dude, may over obsessed about
Speaker 1: how they're taking care of and with the hood niggd
Speaker 1: just kinda be like, you better be grateful. You got niggle.
Speaker 1: That's the ball player nigga to work at FedEx Wall
Speaker 1: Street worker. They're gonna take the pussy. They will, they
Speaker 1: will take it. They're gonna take it, but they gonna
Speaker 1: take the beat it. They're gonna eat your asshole to
Speaker 1: I guarantee niggas is eating the booty off gp Off.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what gp said for. I think
Speaker 1: it's real. It's like all real good off, good pussy bitch.
Speaker 1: They just go he doesn't pederal population good plus God's plan.
Speaker 1: What say, let's just say God's plan. It is God's
Speaker 1: plan for them to eat the groceries thought it quick
Speaker 1: out of curiosity. In terms of delivery people, right, what's
Speaker 1: like upscale that you could fuck? None? None? I like
Speaker 1: a ups no delivering some dick if you would escort
Speaker 1: and you delivered the dick. They make good money. Nigga,
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. The male niggas they make
Speaker 1: the maonaise, Yes they do. Sicky be at every goddamn show. Bitch,
Speaker 1: he got some bread. Yeah, you're right, he do. Be
Speaker 1: in that truck. Shout out to you. Nigga's in the truck,
Speaker 1: which one's like? Did you see the most attractive from
Speaker 1: like ups up? Guys are hot usps, they be old,
Speaker 1: they'd be trying to get them benefits. Told you what's
Speaker 1: crazy about that is, I just want one of them
Speaker 1: niggas in the uniform, Like I just really like a uniform,
Speaker 1: ask nigga, because I don't really fun the athletes no more.
Speaker 1: And clearly they'd be in uniforms. So now like just
Speaker 1: different uniforms like basketball nick as being the basketball shorts
Speaker 1: in the jerseys that's the uniform. But now I'm liking like,
Speaker 1: I ain't even gonna hold you broad starting with all
Speaker 1: the cops when I got locked up, which is why
Speaker 1: I was able to call you bitch to the lieutenant,
Speaker 1: let me use his phone. Thank god he was a
Speaker 1: black blutenant. Shout out to the hundred and fourteenth precinct.
Speaker 1: But that's the only reason why I even had opportunities.
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, even the bitch, the woman
Speaker 1: cop was fine. I was like, you know what, these
Speaker 1: cops is fine, and I'm not blue lives mattering, none
Speaker 1: of this ship. No, but there's a difference from cops
Speaker 1: we see like traffic cops. And then every time I
Speaker 1: watched Locked Up or Broad and Ship, I'd be like, damn,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want the niggas in Gerald
Speaker 1: Now let me tell you. I was looking at these
Speaker 1: motherfucker's like, damn, it is there cameras. I felt like
Speaker 1: I was on an episode of SVU. Everyone was good
Speaker 1: looking and you don't even like the whites. The niggas
Speaker 1: looked like the little guidos. The hair was yelled up,
Speaker 1: the women had their little messy buns, but look cute
Speaker 1: because they had a gap right there on the side,
Speaker 1: and then they had another girls. They asked us was fat.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting here behind bars waiting to get out.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get out soon. A bitch
Speaker 1: was in there for almost eight hours. That's how they
Speaker 1: started the show. I ain't gonna show. I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: hold you all. The cops was like, good look, and
Speaker 1: I said, where all these good look at people that?
Speaker 1: When I go to the bar, I don't see him,
Speaker 1: but a bitch get locked up and I was just horny.
Speaker 1: Maybe I was just horny locked up. I was on
Speaker 1: my period because the bitch had to also keep asking
Speaker 1: for pads, which is not fun to ask for in
Speaker 1: jail because them pads are like five inches. At least
Speaker 1: give you those mesh panties. That's what I had. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I didn't get panties. I just gotta pass. Also, I
Speaker 1: think cops go to their own bars and ship they
Speaker 1: probably It's not like I want to date them, but
Speaker 1: that was good luck. Near here. There's a particular cop.
Speaker 1: I feel like if a cop dates me, they'll put
Speaker 1: him in jail. Hey shout out to Ally. I follow
Speaker 1: about two of them on Instagram. I said, if I
Speaker 1: have a need you, I'm hit you up now. I
Speaker 1: give it out my Instagram in prison line, hut me
Speaker 1: up man. He was about to be on the live
Speaker 1: like the niggers in jail. Now, I ain't gonna hold you. No.
Speaker 1: But here's the crazy part too, right. I got locked
Speaker 1: up at two o'clock two officers that were so nice.
Speaker 1: They were like, where here's my phone, go ahead and
Speaker 1: make a call, bitch. I ain't have not one number
Speaker 1: saved in my motherfucking head. Bitch, mind you shout out
Speaker 1: and I ain't gonna say her name. But we was
Speaker 1: in d C. I was trying to haul at a
Speaker 1: girl and I had to tell shout out. Rosie. Had
Speaker 1: to tell Rosie, Rosie give her my number because I
Speaker 1: you know, I changed my number, bitch. I've had a
Speaker 1: nigga for the last year and a half. I don't
Speaker 1: just be handing out my number. I legit didn't even
Speaker 1: know my number to give to the bitch. So not
Speaker 1: only do I not know anyone else's number, I didn't
Speaker 1: know my own number. And I know she thought I
Speaker 1: was playing with us. No, I just don't know if
Speaker 1: I do something that the number I'd be like, are
Speaker 1: you scrapper rapp? I literally it was like speaking of
Speaker 1: trappers um um irresponsible listen battle light. So we was fucking,
Speaker 1: who is we? You a limbo? And there was this
Speaker 1: moment where now I have, you know, a thing with
Speaker 1: new partners where I feel like we have to have
Speaker 1: a discussion about you know, our STD plans, our last
Speaker 1: check up, things like that because it's appropriate. Well you
Speaker 1: did this with a hood nigga? How did this go? Now?
Speaker 1: He said, But you're good. I'm good, and so I'll
Speaker 1: be going to the ynecologist. Now this was an accident.
Speaker 1: To be fair, it was like let me, let me
Speaker 1: watch my words, watch your words and listened to this podcast.
Speaker 1: It was okay, this what happened. We were fucking and
Speaker 1: we planned on using a condom. I knew it, but
Speaker 1: then then it didn't happen. But then who said nah
Speaker 1: condom disappeared to be fair. It was also six in
Speaker 1: the morning. Oh, let's keep back what other cups? You
Speaker 1: can't get pregnantics in the morning. Don't keep going hotel room.
Speaker 1: It wasn't at my house, and it was at my
Speaker 1: house before, but it was at a hotel room. So
Speaker 1: that's kind of why. I was like, damn, now we're
Speaker 1: in a pickle and the sun wasn't up yet, so
Speaker 1: technically and the l A postmates a little differented, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. In New York can get everything
Speaker 1: you want, but in l A, it's a little bit different.
Speaker 1: My Walgreens on my block on Sunset and Vine closed
Speaker 1: and fucking midnight and Sunset and Vine is like the
Speaker 1: biggest block and LA what the fun? So anyway, I'm
Speaker 1: saying it was difficult, but I still wanted some dick,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I was tired of sucking it.
Speaker 1: So anyway, here's what happened. So we didn't have it.
Speaker 1: Was tired of sucking. You could have just put it
Speaker 1: in your heads. He wanted to. But anyway, so basically
Speaker 1: we started having sex. And I just kind of figured
Speaker 1: like actually looking to the right, like your nigga listening
Speaker 1: and watching it right now, because I was just like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: it's somebody in this homeway because this is like I'm ashamed.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, also, I have really done
Speaker 1: a good job, like the l A dou that I
Speaker 1: had sucked all last year, be d d or whatever.
Speaker 1: Like we have only used condoms. Like I really do
Speaker 1: my best. Sponsible King, I appreciate, but no, a queen,
Speaker 1: maybe I do my best because I have a primary partner,
Speaker 1: Like I have to be like, yo, like if something
Speaker 1: like this happens, you know I'm embarrassing. That is like,
Speaker 1: like seriously, like you had to tell you you know
Speaker 1: what's embarrassing about that? It's like I know gets well
Speaker 1: one no real quick, because technically I always said the
Speaker 1: only reason why I ever like niggas, I'm protected around
Speaker 1: the same time because I never wanted to end up
Speaker 1: on Mari. I'm not gonna lie our views with Skyrocket
Speaker 1: wheezy if you brought your niggas on Mari, because you
Speaker 1: ain't know which nigga impregnated you. Even if you got
Speaker 1: the abortion I said, we still hit hit up Mari
Speaker 1: to see who the baby daddy was. Okay, here's the thing. Now,
Speaker 1: I have a huge gap from the last time I've
Speaker 1: slept with old bag because I've been gone, we've been
Speaker 1: traveling like bars. Gaps still embarrassing because I gotta be like, yo,
Speaker 1: this happened in l A because you know I would
Speaker 1: never do that. I'm not about to just bounce back
Speaker 1: and forth. I had a mistake at a moment. Now
Speaker 1: the mistake moment was at all moment. For one, what
Speaker 1: does a long moment mean when it's a mistake, Because
Speaker 1: a long moment means you have to take a trip
Speaker 1: to Walgreens when it does open to get what they
Speaker 1: call it plan bay. So I just kind of figured,
Speaker 1: if this happened and we don't use a condom, maybe
Speaker 1: you should guess as the nigga that got lucky enough
Speaker 1: to hit raw because the bitch was wasted in six am,
Speaker 1: you would probably pull out now. But also, I know
Speaker 1: you're rich. Now. Did you ask him for the fifty dollars? No,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it, but he gave me money. I
Speaker 1: was about to say, I'm asking, but I love niggas
Speaker 1: give you money for a plan because it's just be
Speaker 1: like a big wall. I like my bad baby, and
Speaker 1: I don't need You know he did that on purpose.
Speaker 1: He could have at least tried to pull out and
Speaker 1: be like, no, no, no, I'm gonna tell you this
Speaker 1: is what happened. It was something I said out of
Speaker 1: my mouth that translated different, and you say, coming me, no,
Speaker 1: I did I give me the nut. I'm sorry you say,
Speaker 1: come about nut, Mandy. I thought, not, you're thinking to
Speaker 1: me while you having sex you, I thought, I it
Speaker 1: was the same night. It was the night you grabbed
Speaker 1: my stomach. And then right after that he told me
Speaker 1: about a nut. And I almost started laughing at dick
Speaker 1: Out because I remember saying that Scott Out, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't think about the nut. Okay. So
Speaker 1: here's what happens. I thought. I said, very clearly into
Speaker 1: the pillow that my face was stuff. What I really
Speaker 1: hate how she said, Bro, we've been doing this for
Speaker 1: like five years now. She has not learned how to
Speaker 1: say pillow whatever. So I'm in the pillow and my
Speaker 1: face is there the way people is at work. Bro,
Speaker 1: you just yelled in the motherfucker's ears. Bro, do you
Speaker 1: guys want the rest of this planet? Okay? Yes, give
Speaker 1: us a show my faces in the pillow. And I'm
Speaker 1: like saying I wanted to say. I was saying, like,
Speaker 1: come in my mouth. That's not what you said. I
Speaker 1: to God in my mouth now ie swearing to God,
Speaker 1: I said come in my mouth. Did you leave off
Speaker 1: the in my mouth part? No? I said come in
Speaker 1: my mouth. And now maybe you come in and you
Speaker 1: know coming. And then he said I'm about to. So
Speaker 1: then I turned because I'm like, oh, time to play
Speaker 1: ball and catch it. And I just saw that, oh,
Speaker 1: and I said, uh, then I'll started pushing the dick out,
Speaker 1: like trying to push this out, like you pushing the
Speaker 1: dick out with your pussy because I was talking. It
Speaker 1: was too late. It was way too late. No, but
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't want the kids to go up too.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get around while but we don't
Speaker 1: matter if they're coming. Even on your click, it swim
Speaker 1: down to your pussy hole, because swim to your egg.
Speaker 1: So now I'm stressed out right. I was like, and
Speaker 1: he was like, damn, man, I'm sorry. Done. He was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: for real, I thought you said come in my pussy.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you didn't. I thought you told
Speaker 1: me the nut in your pussy. I said, first of all,
Speaker 1: I don't say nuts. That's what I don't say. I said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I know what you actually I think
Speaker 1: he said. I didn't think he said. I think you
Speaker 1: said I don't do that. I just don't think you remember.
Speaker 1: But if he said you said no, I didn't say
Speaker 1: that I'm allerg check I wait to learn it in
Speaker 1: my mouth. Women's to the little eggs that she allerged to.
Speaker 1: It was swimming right down to the little mother. So anyway,
Speaker 1: after he collected his gun, and not that he collected
Speaker 1: his gun, you have to listen to Patri after that.
Speaker 1: Um most technically he shot up the club bow. That's
Speaker 1: what he dick said. Yo, pussy bitchy, you ain't getting none.
Speaker 1: So the Plan B worked. At least you know you
Speaker 1: didn't gain that much weight because it worked, you're not pregnant, right,
Speaker 1: I saved the photo. I'd like to share with you
Speaker 1: what wait of what of what? The Plan B package?
Speaker 1: Not just the Plan B package, this story? Wait did
Speaker 1: you put it next to the gun? That would have no? No,
Speaker 1: I gotta be the car. It's it's it's the fact
Speaker 1: that one, I'm already ashamed to go get this Plan B,
Speaker 1: which is crazy because I do this fucking podcast. It's like,
Speaker 1: how could I be a aim. There's just I don't
Speaker 1: care how sexually for you are. There's something about going
Speaker 1: up to that goddamn count of being like Plan VP. Please,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? The counter bitch? They saw that
Speaker 1: ship on the aisle. Now do they I swear to
Speaker 1: go on? I think not? Now locked up? I'm telling
Speaker 1: you now, hone, what neighborhood hone? It is in. You
Speaker 1: could go down the aisle now and get Plan B.
Speaker 1: It is in the little plastic container that will go
Speaker 1: off if you try to walk out with it. But
Speaker 1: the Plan B is on the island. So this store
Speaker 1: definitely on the Bronx. No more. I'm not even in
Speaker 1: the lower east side. I just see it. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of Actually no, I'm not. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be funny. I see it in the behind. I
Speaker 1: haven't had a Plan B and maybe like two years
Speaker 1: I've been doing well. You've never had to do a
Speaker 1: plan bad. I've never took one, but you have you
Speaker 1: ever what would happen? I don't know what would happened.
Speaker 1: Of course I've pid for them, pick for all of
Speaker 1: the Plan b's i've used. No, I don't talk well anyway. Alright,
Speaker 1: this is sounding like a show full of irresponsible little
Speaker 1: but okay, this is bad. This is shape. I want
Speaker 1: you all if you wear the YouTube comments saying that
Speaker 1: this is a this is a horrible decision. I am sorry,
Speaker 1: but she happens. So I get to the counter and
Speaker 1: there's a young girl, black cute, and I said, UM,
Speaker 1: excuse me, can I have the right before she goes,
Speaker 1: I love y'all so much. Oh, just on brand while
Speaker 1: you're out. And when I tell you, I had on
Speaker 1: a mask and a hat and I said, oh, thank you, hon,
Speaker 1: it's just like I funk with y'all so hard. Girl.
Speaker 1: So not only does she take a picture with me
Speaker 1: um after um, and I told her she needs to
Speaker 1: planning B. She was like, I'm already ashamed. Let me
Speaker 1: just tell you where. She was like, I got you, bitch.
Speaker 1: This is what I say. Look how much she took
Speaker 1: off half off? Now this gave me employee discount on
Speaker 1: Plan B. And told me she was like, Weasley, don't
Speaker 1: even girl, and don't let me you got the pocket
Speaker 1: that that money from. I don't want to know if
Speaker 1: you let him know you got half off, because then
Speaker 1: technically you all him to some money bag. That's coffee.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, oh, coffee and a plan B.
Speaker 1: You're not him calling that not okay. This is something
Speaker 1: nickas do too. They don't want to ask you want
Speaker 1: to know, coffee and a plan. B. What do you
Speaker 1: mean right now? Not because you got half off. You
Speaker 1: could have just spent the other money on coffee. You
Speaker 1: know you like expensive coffee. So he calls me and
Speaker 1: this is what niggas do. Niggas will call you to
Speaker 1: make sure you also took that ship. Yeah, okay, because
Speaker 1: then they got folk kids. And he called me and
Speaker 1: he said, UM, how are you doing. I'm like, babe,
Speaker 1: and he was like, what you go too? I was like, nothing,
Speaker 1: about to work, about to record Patreon, you know the
Speaker 1: fun that is. And he was like yeah, And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, why you would to god? He was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just making sure you've got stuff. That's the show.
Speaker 1: You know it works, of course you do. And these
Speaker 1: niggas be knowing you don't want to take a plan
Speaker 1: and be on an empty stomach, and do you know
Speaker 1: what else? It was a little bit funnier. So first off,
Speaker 1: I started screaming about like the fucking fact that I
Speaker 1: have to get a plan B. And he was like, YO,
Speaker 1: Like to be honest, I don't think that. UM, I
Speaker 1: have rapport with this person, like I've known him maybe
Speaker 1: like a year or two. Um, just like in and out,
Speaker 1: going out and ship and I don't think he would
Speaker 1: have done that. I mean, I hope not like on purpose,
Speaker 1: but anyway, afterward he was like weezy, like no disrespect,
Speaker 1: like I'm sorry, blah blah. I was like, because I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to get an abortion because that ship gonna
Speaker 1: hurt and I'm scared I'm gonna have to get one.
Speaker 1: And now I gotta show my ass after playing Parenthood
Speaker 1: and bitches don't know me over there. And he was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you know they got private services and ship they do.
Speaker 1: I said, my friend, what do you tell me? My
Speaker 1: friend paid two hunt all is um so that no
Speaker 1: other person was in the abortion clinic when she went in,
Speaker 1: so instead of just the regular four hunt it, she
Speaker 1: paid twa hunted. Well, she had the nigga paid twa hunted.
Speaker 1: That's not a lot to me because that's only three women.
Speaker 1: They'd be a lot of That's what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: you get to close it off during the schedule. By
Speaker 1: the way, when I say that's not a lot, I
Speaker 1: mean in terms of like why would the abortion clinic
Speaker 1: only take twelve if they can make more money. Well,
Speaker 1: you gotta understand too, a lot of a lot of
Speaker 1: us still covered by insurance, and then insurance company still
Speaker 1: don't be wanting to pay people. This nigga told me
Speaker 1: a whole experience like he'ven't been there before. He was like, no, like,
Speaker 1: I ain't never gonna let no ship like they're having you.
Speaker 1: They got some ship where you know, you go pribably.
Speaker 1: They'd be a massage and ship. And I was like,
Speaker 1: what the are you doing? But anyway I heard I
Speaker 1: heard they gave my friend of Mimosa. Oh yeah, he said.
Speaker 1: I'm just said it's like a spot, sir. I don't
Speaker 1: think that ship is like but but you know what
Speaker 1: he said to me because I was like, nigga, why
Speaker 1: do you need to have somebody in there? He was like,
Speaker 1: you ain't the only little bit out of Well maybe
Speaker 1: they well maybe it's a massage for your stomach to
Speaker 1: make sure all the babies out. Okay, that's a lot.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what what technically that's what they do.
Speaker 1: You know when you say, like when you say like abortion,
Speaker 1: things that are crazy. I feel like I'm someone in
Speaker 1: Texas that voted like no on the ballot, So I
Speaker 1: don't know, I've done it too got an abortion. Can't
Speaker 1: talk about it? What I mean, it's the Red State.
Speaker 1: People are listening to us and they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you killed a soul. It was a diet. We talked
Speaker 1: about this all the time. It wasn't even a whole,
Speaker 1: light living thing yet. Now like if you saw arms
Speaker 1: and legs and then did it, bitch, I'm judging you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you can make a hangman from it, like a
Speaker 1: stick figure, No, no, that's awful. That was awful. There
Speaker 1: is and a leg and a head. I judge. I
Speaker 1: didn't know how to say stick figure. The first thing
Speaker 1: I thought about was hangman, but I didn't mean like
Speaker 1: that's really that was what they had to do before.
Speaker 1: That is really bad. By the way, why do we
Speaker 1: play hangman? Like I listened to that ship that was
Speaker 1: that's some racist as bullshit. It was either witch of
Speaker 1: the black people and so we should not everyone any
Speaker 1: times they were hanging people like crazy times. Yeah, of course, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you know what they thought? No, I don't watch
Speaker 1: I'm not a guy person. I hate the niggas that
Speaker 1: just be watching God, but that is not such fine.
Speaker 1: That is more. Yeah, I don't sorry, Am I talking
Speaker 1: genre police here? There's a difference between the ships and
Speaker 1: sci fi is more like future and space and like
Speaker 1: things that really ain't happening yet, but they're happening, right,
Speaker 1: Like Avatar, Come on that. Yeah, that's got to be
Speaker 1: It signs fantasy. Oh wait, because it's like going super
Speaker 1: into the past and they were in the future. Is Avatar?
Speaker 1: It's in the future, right, So yeah, if you go
Speaker 1: to the future, it's start. Avatar was in the future. Yeah, wasn't.
Speaker 1: I really thought it was the past because it wasn't
Speaker 1: there Dinosaurs Avatar they looked like that you're thinking about
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park. No, was it there like you're talking about Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: can I be honest. I watched it last night on
Speaker 1: the plane. You watched my Avatar the whole real Born.
Speaker 1: Do you think better stuff on the plane and then
Speaker 1: Avatar from France? Yeah, that makes sense. I think I
Speaker 1: better stopped. No, no go, I didn't fly Delta back.
Speaker 1: Would you fly back? So it was this airline let
Speaker 1: me explain myself. So you have to take a testic
Speaker 1: cot and I forget. So I took to me. You
Speaker 1: forgot to take the COVID says to come back to
Speaker 1: the country. So anyway, be how you forget, but let
Speaker 1: me tell you to let me tell you how I
Speaker 1: just made this trip. So seems from my mom she
Speaker 1: had no idea that we were taking a different I
Speaker 1: had the Delta FU laid that ship like that's what
Speaker 1: we took there, and we were supposed to take it back.
Speaker 1: Missed the fucking Delta ship because I forgot about the
Speaker 1: COVID test. So it just I didn't have it in
Speaker 1: enough time. But they had a flight later that night
Speaker 1: on an airline called Um French b like a bumble bee,
Speaker 1: I would describe it, not Spirit but Frontier UM. So
Speaker 1: I got the first class of the Spirit airlines and
Speaker 1: not gonna front the ship was actually not bad for anybody,
Speaker 1: by the way, they wanted to go to Europe. The
Speaker 1: flight was one fifty to New York from Paris, but
Speaker 1: first class was four goddamn. So now just saying on
Speaker 1: delta like just to go back home, it's like as
Speaker 1: so four to buckster fly first class and I could
Speaker 1: still like I wasn't laying down, but I was pretty far.
Speaker 1: But anyways, been said I was reclined. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: reclined pretty deep. But anyway, they had Avatar, Bad Boys,
Speaker 1: and Shaft. That's it. It shoft like chef like chef. Yeah, Ken,
Speaker 1: you Barris fucking wrote the new Shaft. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know that because I watched it because that's all we
Speaker 1: could watch. And mind you, my mom and I just
Speaker 1: clicked on it and she's looking over so we're all,
Speaker 1: this is what is? It's one, two and three? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean it's okay, only three movies. Yeah, so anyway, um,
Speaker 1: back to that story. So the Avatars, they did a
Speaker 1: vaginasaur looking thing running after. I thought it was like
Speaker 1: the Avatar cells didn't look like dinosaurs, but there was
Speaker 1: ship running after and that looked at with some animals didn't,
Speaker 1: and I forgot about that whole. It's different. It's a
Speaker 1: different planet, guys. Oh oh, it's not even it's not
Speaker 1: even al right, well, anyways, that's type of shot I
Speaker 1: like where we know that there's like all other ship
Speaker 1: but earth. How many minutes in a we are we
Speaker 1: outline is ahole episode? Bitch, We ain't do your outline
Speaker 1: at all, but it's in Yeah, yeah, this is what
Speaker 1: happens when Wheezy does that outline we talk about okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go ahead. Oh horrid dirt for this week is
Speaker 1: don't buy a fucking rose. It waste of my time.
Speaker 1: I one, I thought the Amazon one. That's not the
Speaker 1: real to me. I'm sorry. Is it road dot com?
Speaker 1: What the fund is? I don't know, but there's a
Speaker 1: real road in the she met today's race, it was
Speaker 1: do you have to beleeve something out out here? Don't?
Speaker 1: I can't. I really can't believe I told this. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna regret this plane b story so much, and you
Speaker 1: better not edit anything else. And I'm not gonna tear
Speaker 1: no edits allowed in this week's episode. The only reason
Speaker 1: I've noted at it out is because I told my partner,
Speaker 1: like what happened, which is, by the way, what you
Speaker 1: should do. Like I sued this hood asked Nigga raw
Speaker 1: and that was wild out of my book, Like do
Speaker 1: you know? I had to text him later because he
Speaker 1: kept like saying things about like you know, like trying
Speaker 1: to make sure I was comfortable, like in case I
Speaker 1: got pregnant, and like he would help me take care
Speaker 1: of things either way. But blah, I said, Nigga, I'm
Speaker 1: more worried about Clamidia. Do you think I could because
Speaker 1: I'm good, I could. We can. We're gonna stuck it out.
Speaker 1: But nigga, what you out going on? Because if you
Speaker 1: were a quick clamidia is only one pill, you just
Speaker 1: gotta be out for a week. No, like like work,
Speaker 1: What do you mean if I told you? As a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, let me talk to you. Motherfucker's okay.
Speaker 1: The way I have been exposed on a weekly, I
Speaker 1: feel like everybody well and I'm taking test I also
Speaker 1: just ordered six more at home tests because every week
Speaker 1: someone's like, hey girls, So like my friend didn't even
Speaker 1: text it to me. She boys noted it to me,
Speaker 1: like she didn't want any evidence left over. Hey girls,
Speaker 1: so I test the positive. So just letting you know
Speaker 1: you might want to get tested. I have been having
Speaker 1: to do that. Are sucking Atlanta show every fucking week
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, bro, like I have to work.
Speaker 1: Like mind you, A bitch went to a Ruba, brought
Speaker 1: all my fucking tests with me. We were testing out there.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, this is not fun. Like at this point,
Speaker 1: everybody's sucking testing positive. My mom just tested positive and
Speaker 1: my sister again again. Bitch. Last year, I thought the
Speaker 1: bitch was about to die this year. I gotta keep
Speaker 1: that home from going into work. No, bitch, don't take
Speaker 1: Oh Mario is getting all these motherfucker's. Yeah, it's very
Speaker 1: it's very like contagious. It's very contagious. It's not really
Speaker 1: capturing folks. But I'm like that moving. But but I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm like, I feel like, I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: why keep getting exposed. I feel like I'm having dirty
Speaker 1: sex with everybody I know, and now everybody just telling me, hey, bitch,
Speaker 1: I got a little a little scratch a little cough.
Speaker 1: You might need to go to the back. I mean,
Speaker 1: they really and in scratching, but they coughing, bitch. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, fun, i gotta get another test. Do you
Speaker 1: know how inconvenient it is for me to like luckily
Speaker 1: to know to get it too. I agree, bro, And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, y'all inconvenience to me. I get city,
Speaker 1: and it's putting limits on people. No or or if
Speaker 1: you're if you're going too much, your insurance or if
Speaker 1: you don't have insurance, you may like they'll let you
Speaker 1: know if you've been here too many times, your insurance
Speaker 1: can deny you, or we can if you don't have insurance,
Speaker 1: which therefore means you may potentially receive a bill in
Speaker 1: the mail. What's cool is that most people can buy
Speaker 1: at home tests. Now. No, first off, they were all
Speaker 1: gone over. I just went on uh first off, Fresh
Speaker 1: Directord selling it. This is not as swear to god, bitch,
Speaker 1: they do be happy. I'm gonna tell you, I do
Speaker 1: a new email with them niggas every week. Of course
Speaker 1: you do, so, I want on Amazon, and Amazon got
Speaker 1: him again for just two tests at home, so caught
Speaker 1: the bitches. But anyways, let's talk about your ali Baba Rose.
Speaker 1: What happened to alie Baba road? What happened now? Why
Speaker 1: you didn't come? You said, hold on, First of all,
Speaker 1: you got the one that has a little tongue, the
Speaker 1: section the one that I used before thee Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: the section one of the railroads, bro, not the tongue one.
Speaker 1: That's the Ali Baba ship. You gotta get the section
Speaker 1: one that's kind of like the womanizer. But that's just
Speaker 1: the womanizer and much is in the shape of So
Speaker 1: just to clarify this, this is why I'm like disappointed
Speaker 1: in me. I don't even want to pipe up the
Speaker 1: womanizer that much. But it is a good product. It is,
Speaker 1: but it's expensive. It is expensive. I'm sure there's what
Speaker 1: why don't get a new one? Because I lost my
Speaker 1: charger and it's you didn't buy yours, right, didn't they?
Speaker 1: So we got it for free when we went when
Speaker 1: we did our l a show, shut out that right
Speaker 1: shout out to. The Womanizer has a section where basically
Speaker 1: it's like, and I heard about this like five years ago.
Speaker 1: I'm just our agent hit me up. It was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: what the funk are you talking about? Because I was
Speaker 1: like anybody woman like? He was like, what is this that? Now?
Speaker 1: The Womaniser is like done, what is our dude? And
Speaker 1: he hit me up on what sex toys? I mean,
Speaker 1: we really really don't have a professional We just know
Speaker 1: that to swivel your diad o asking which fucking sex
Speaker 1: toys to get his girl? But think about it, though,
Speaker 1: when you have a trust and he asked me to
Speaker 1: take him to the sex book. But when you have
Speaker 1: a trusted person, like you don't know what to do?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like, how do you know
Speaker 1: the only person that I have the most professional, professional
Speaker 1: like platonic relationship with And but I guess they're all platonic.
Speaker 1: I mean more like um innocent is Charlottagne. But he's married,
Speaker 1: I would hope, so no, no, no, like even around
Speaker 1: his wife. His wife be ready for the te though.
Speaker 1: She'd be like, girl, what's going on with that? And
Speaker 1: he'd just be looking at me like oh no, easy, no,
Speaker 1: like please. If there could be no one more uncle
Speaker 1: than Uncle Charlotmagne, it is him because his wife is hilarious.
Speaker 1: She's like, put all city girls between its work what
Speaker 1: we're doing. Because Bro, I listened to brilliant idiots still
Speaker 1: weakly and him and Andrew are nasty ast niggas, Bro
Speaker 1: talking about dick and pussy and good. You can talk
Speaker 1: about it with Bro. You should be the one to
Speaker 1: talk about it, right. No, I think I think that
Speaker 1: like certain people put you in a place where he's like,
Speaker 1: you know that is a little an easy, like you
Speaker 1: know that's not gonna work. Even when he was on
Speaker 1: sex cells the whole time, because the girl had her
Speaker 1: feet up grabbing a pillow, was holding grip, grabbing the pillow,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, he must hate. We got
Speaker 1: to stop you from saying that word. Pollo, Hello, Hollo anyways,
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that so yeah, I think that people like
Speaker 1: for you're saying, people we work with asking us about
Speaker 1: sex tips, I think that that happens because they are
Speaker 1: there's no one else in their circle. You and I
Speaker 1: have so many people we can talk about sex with.
Speaker 1: But that's not a real life thing for people, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, because like we're living in this
Speaker 1: world where we have access to all of these places,
Speaker 1: sex clubs, educators at the Diamond, a doctor if you
Speaker 1: need a question, like, we've networked with all these people.
Speaker 1: But if I'm just a fucking regular person in the
Speaker 1: world and I want to know about a sex toy,
Speaker 1: who am I going to think of first? If I
Speaker 1: have access to Weezia Mandy Yo ho as damn you
Speaker 1: right as she said specifically, you're always you know, you know, hollo, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm the home. Is there something you just share a
Speaker 1: whole Plan B story with a nigga that's not your
Speaker 1: nigga who said who said he's not going to be
Speaker 1: but he already got the Plan B story before he was.
Speaker 1: Everybody makes mistakes in their life, and I just feel
Speaker 1: like this was my first. Did you went to jail?
Speaker 1: Who was just working. Oh wow, but I want to
Speaker 1: jail for breaking up a fight. It wouldn't even my fight.
Speaker 1: That your pain. You know, I don't know which is
Speaker 1: word for two. What's the worst mistakes? I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: good maybe in years and getting the plan B or
Speaker 1: going to jail for breaking up a fight with your
Speaker 1: friend in the nail shot. You know, both of these
Speaker 1: are these are bad. I'm gonna tell that nigga he
Speaker 1: wasn't my brand. The other day I was like, this
Speaker 1: is not even he is your brand. You used to
Speaker 1: love telling people how you slept with your pillow. When
Speaker 1: that nigga fucking pulled after the sole house with that
Speaker 1: lamb and he was like with that fucking demotor and
Speaker 1: the chains, I said, oh now you better tuck one in. Nigga,
Speaker 1: this is gay tad. Don't be coming in the motherfucker's
Speaker 1: coming over me thinking I'm going a rapper or something.
Speaker 1: Ship just because you got a little beret on. Don't
Speaker 1: make you and he let's get bitch. You mean I
Speaker 1: am ghetto fabulous. I'm not. Maybe he's got a fabulous
Speaker 1: you know, he's not being just giving hood as. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but that's what you really like, I know
Speaker 1: I love a nigga and be like, how you say that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're want to get the shark? Fuch you play. I'm
Speaker 1: like my baby, No, she's talking about I'd like to
Speaker 1: meet the ship. You were getting. Prosecuto persecute, prosecute. I
Speaker 1: heard Cardi B say that what it is Pursuta who
Speaker 1: said I'm a podcaster at I'm sorry, these are jokes.
Speaker 1: Catch them where the niggas? I don't know. This is
Speaker 1: our studio that here in two sixth ocond. I guess
Speaker 1: I should say, hello, do you want to make somebody
Speaker 1: coming to the studio? When I saw them downstairs and
Speaker 1: he looked at me like bit to you, I said, well,
Speaker 1: excuse not you just thinking every black person that comes
Speaker 1: into this building is going to your stud know he
Speaker 1: was coming from the studio because they like, well there's
Speaker 1: other people and I will say that really um, just
Speaker 1: knowing that people know the studio from any show. The
Speaker 1: shows that people know it from our us brilliant Rian Mall.
Speaker 1: And there's one other show that I feel like people
Speaker 1: have watched in the studio. I can't think of what
Speaker 1: it is wait now, And that feels like really great
Speaker 1: when people are like, oh, ship. And the other day
Speaker 1: this dude in l A just randomly came up to
Speaker 1: me and was like, yo, my boy just told me you,
Speaker 1: oh the studio studio with the blue couch and I
Speaker 1: was like yeah, And he asked me if this was
Speaker 1: built for Horrible and we leased it out and he
Speaker 1: was like, that's where I seen it first, and I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, but that's super dope because like a
Speaker 1: lot of creators don't get to like be in their
Speaker 1: own space and dictate their own ship. So like that's
Speaker 1: why I with it. But you got two rooms to
Speaker 1: work with tech ish it. I want another one. But
Speaker 1: also like I would like to have something growing. And
Speaker 1: businesses too, is like a crazy thing because you're like
Speaker 1: do I take money or do I pay out more?
Speaker 1: Do I hire more? Like that should just hard to
Speaker 1: say on Exhale, bitch, I'll still be on my exhal
Speaker 1: trying to trying to budget ship, Like I don't like
Speaker 1: an Excel. We know, but I usedmit, that's great. Have
Speaker 1: you ever tried admit? Yo, y'all should download digit you
Speaker 1: got that. This is not an adit, nigga, I'm not
Speaker 1: a financial advice I'm just telling you what people, I'll
Speaker 1: be trying to do digit is like it'll take some
Speaker 1: cash out and try to like save it and roll
Speaker 1: it over and ship like that. Yeah, just anything that
Speaker 1: I can to like help save a little bit of
Speaker 1: pennies because I'm being ridiculous buying playing Jews. Why can't
Speaker 1: I say that because Jewish people like will not funk
Speaker 1: with us. We will get taken off of I. I
Speaker 1: don't want We're not but that's why you save money.
Speaker 1: So well, like it's ingrained in you. Are you scaring you?
Speaker 1: Like we can't like you're Jewish? So we technically could
Speaker 1: talk about how you're Jewish. Stop talking about Jewish. People
Speaker 1: were talking about you how smart with saving money? That
Speaker 1: is drugged? No issues? Good about about acting on now
Speaker 1: that first of all my father has it is really accent.
Speaker 1: Yes they can. Sorry, we did something funny that you
Speaker 1: can only watch on the YouTube dot com back, so
Speaker 1: short decision, what do we don't? It was my like
Speaker 1: I completely missed it. By the way. I was faith
Speaker 1: telling my own my little nigga, which one which one
Speaker 1: my Famborghini niggie the niggi and why sucking I He
Speaker 1: was like, I like that little friend, it is a
Speaker 1: French hat. He's so kollow, he said, what's that ship?
Speaker 1: That little French had? Sexiest fault? You love that ship? No, baby,
Speaker 1: let me teach you thing. But anyway, since he has
Speaker 1: a felony, I can't take him there. Listen you well,
Speaker 1: I'm playing. His name is Lambo, not felon Bay. I
Speaker 1: already know you can't take nigga's nowhere when they got
Speaker 1: sponge though, but maybe we can go to white sponge.
Speaker 1: Do you know how are you gonna go to Puerto
Speaker 1: Rico or the Virgin Islands? But he hasn't been there.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, Mandy, what what? How do you know? Who
Speaker 1: the niggas got all the beach picks? Can't crow Miami?
Speaker 1: You get to my yamie, bitch. It's just Miami and
Speaker 1: it might be fucking Myrtle Beach, but it is not
Speaker 1: Puerto Rico. Why do we not expand our palette on that?
Speaker 1: By the way, niggas, we got a stop is Myrtle
Speaker 1: Beach in Miami's black people we love And y'all know
Speaker 1: I was living in Mexico, so I love that ship.
Speaker 1: We do gotta branch out and ship. There's some more
Speaker 1: fuck you. Okay, so where do we start for like
Speaker 1: black facas on the beach, Myrtle Beach, Papa No Beach,
Speaker 1: Miami Beach, South Beach. Bit and that's really all that matters.
Speaker 1: Nasholl niggas love Nashome on ma ain't gonna hold you know.
Speaker 1: The Bahamas is expensive. The Bama's is the most expensive.
Speaker 1: That was so fu expensive. I spent so much in them,
Speaker 1: and I like bacon, and I'm paying to see you
Speaker 1: bitches on the beach. I was mad, people love him.
Speaker 1: I'm confused. Exooma like that. You take a bow and
Speaker 1: it's like this more clear, beautiful island and everybody knows
Speaker 1: the pigs and it's like, I eat you. Oh, but
Speaker 1: you paid to see the most and I pay like
Speaker 1: I don't eat them on a bacon, egg and cheese
Speaker 1: once a week. I was like, sir, I ate you
Speaker 1: because and I'm paying the CEOs. How is there nothing
Speaker 1: else to do in the Bahamas but see them fucking
Speaker 1: pigs and gambles and drink. No, they got a studio
Speaker 1: in there now, fucking all the funk. Atlantis is fun.
Speaker 1: Atlantis is fun. Now they got their sls. They got
Speaker 1: some new ship Bahama. But there's like a studio in
Speaker 1: um the Bahamas that like a bunch of artists are
Speaker 1: going to now apparently like Drake will go there for
Speaker 1: a month, Brent Bias just when they'd be having like
Speaker 1: all the lit rappers go and basically like creating the
Speaker 1: studio and just keep them on the beach trying to
Speaker 1: just clear their minds and like build and make music.
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the bohemians because they're dope. When
Speaker 1: I went to the horrible decision they do. Shout out
Speaker 1: to everybody in the Bahamas with your toist and the Bahamas.
Speaker 1: That's where I'd be like, I am Samies, Okay. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, are they looking at me because I'm prettier?
Speaker 1: Because they listening horrible? No, Fitch, I knew I was
Speaker 1: famous when I got flut out to an island and Bitch,
Speaker 1: they noticed me from the catamar ran. Not that they
Speaker 1: were on the catamaran. We had our little boat, not
Speaker 1: the booge and they looked up and knew me. Not
Speaker 1: even the athlete I was with. Ain't that crazy? This
Speaker 1: was years ago, clearly, but that's when I knew I
Speaker 1: was famous. I was like, damn y'all know me before,
Speaker 1: and you know how No, I'm not famous for real,
Speaker 1: because when people recognize me on vacation, I trip out
Speaker 1: more than they do. I'd be like, damn you not
Speaker 1: being what you are? We are here about it. I
Speaker 1: only had one person recognized me this trip, and this
Speaker 1: is how I felt. So she was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I know you. I was like what she was like,
Speaker 1: you interviewed but bias, and I was like, no, horrible decision.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad association. Though. When I went with
Speaker 1: them Scissors though, people knew us because of when we
Speaker 1: went to the Drain concerts. There was more black people.
Speaker 1: But it's just difficult because it's like, you gotta really
Speaker 1: be in the arena for your people, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Obviously it wasn't. The recent Drake concert wasn't okay,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? I just know she's happily with
Speaker 1: her child. I just want to be sure. I will
Speaker 1: tell you I was having this and that she has
Speaker 1: a child was right, and she's happily. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Can I not say remember how much fun we had
Speaker 1: in Paris? Did I say when I ate you sucked
Speaker 1: up to say? For real? We had a great time
Speaker 1: in Paris. We experienced a lot, we ate food, We
Speaker 1: were chilling, traveling, having fun. Did we also funk at
Speaker 1: the spot and everywhere and fucking go crazy and like
Speaker 1: get wild and each others pussy and a scissor for
Speaker 1: hours and hours and hours with double dildos and stuff
Speaker 1: and not the while this sex. Ever. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: said I had. I was thinking about you because I'm
Speaker 1: here now what Okay? No, it's not okay. No, it's
Speaker 1: not okay for me to say, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: embarrassing my mom. We had so much fun. We're here. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want no niggative hit me up talking about,
Speaker 1: damn man, I'm at this hotel and I remember how
Speaker 1: you stuck the skin off my dick when he was here.
Speaker 1: I ain't say I'm just here, damn near. I don't
Speaker 1: want no nigga hit me up talking about like, damn baby,
Speaker 1: I'm at the Four Seasons. I remember you remember how
Speaker 1: we had. Don't understand what the funk I said? You
Speaker 1: see what I mean. It's just that toxic. Thank you.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna put half of memory on thank you edding.
Speaker 1: Oh this is all I said. It wasn't bad. I
Speaker 1: went back to a restaurant. Yeah, I said, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so funny. You just wrote me I'm drinking those fat
Speaker 1: passion fruit drinks that we had at that restaurant, And
Speaker 1: she wrote back, oh, never mind, see what I mean.
Speaker 1: I feel like I got curbs. She wrote back to
Speaker 1: stop because you trilin like the little hard. I was like, stop,
Speaker 1: I want to be back, don't don't I want you back?
Speaker 1: Writing me on Twitter talking about can I call up
Speaker 1: and say? Uh if she heard the episode? Who? I
Speaker 1: don't know she heard the episode where I was basically
Speaker 1: you were toxic. But we did talk around Christmas time
Speaker 1: just to catch up. I didn't get the vibe that
Speaker 1: she'd heard it, because normally she'd bring it up. But
Speaker 1: maybe her homegirls don't listen anymore because they don't suck me.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, damn, because all of her friends used
Speaker 1: to listen, but I'm sure they're like, what the hell now?
Speaker 1: Damn mate? Well, or maybe she wouldn't bring it up,
Speaker 1: or maybe she stopped listening to since she's happily in
Speaker 1: a new relationship with a child with child Uh huh,
Speaker 1: remember what you said her skin was going? Remember what
Speaker 1: I said what I don't remember what I said that.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you fucking did. Thank you so much, Edding
Speaker 1: low guardinas, we have no we're done. Welcome guys, Thank
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Speaker 1: not get a funk. He said you shouldn't have let
Speaker 1: me fuck you for free, by bro, that line is
Speaker 1: what I was waiting for you to read like. It's
Speaker 1: so weird, because I mean, you know, we've talked a
Speaker 1: lot to sex workers. You and I have had sugar daddies.
Speaker 1: You already know some of them. Niggas. Listen, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even see you without a deposit, niggas. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: seriously like And so the fact that she was trying
Speaker 1: to exhort him for money after she already gave up
Speaker 1: the pussy, it's just like, then, here's the more of
Speaker 1: the ship. He goes, motherfucker's leaking ship from a year
Speaker 1: ago because I haven't had a haircut over a year.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of rappers and people do that
Speaker 1: before they're like they got an album or a big
Speaker 1: day or whatever. I don't care about bitches leaguing old news.
Speaker 1: You're part of my collection. Next pair of tits and
Speaker 1: Assideby is gonna come with a refund if we break
Speaker 1: break up that contract? That bitch I build you up
Speaker 1: to sit on another niggershelf bitcher bo trophy. He returned
Speaker 1: to Twitter for the first time since February when she
Speaker 1: did that ship. He hadn't been on the entire time.
Speaker 1: I'm glad. I'm glad that he took a break. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that he took a break from social media
Speaker 1: because he was doing just a lot of like like
Speaker 1: flushing hundred dollar bills down the toilet and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and he was losing. So he was talking a lot
Speaker 1: of ships online and not winning fights. So that was great,
Speaker 1: but also especially that you should have one at the
Speaker 1: best line and honestly, like, who was it? Was it?
Speaker 1: Alex Oh? When my page got deleted, Remember my page
Speaker 1: kept getting deleted. It actually happened during the town hall.
Speaker 1: The first time I page got deleted Instagram key to
Speaker 1: leading me right, it hasn't happened in a wild thank god.
Speaker 1: So basically I kept getting the leading on Instagram, and
Speaker 1: the day that it happened, I was also locked out
Speaker 1: of an email account, and I say, oh, Lord, didn't
Speaker 1: got my news. So for some reasons, no, I just
Speaker 1: figured they would do the password thing. It wasn't my email,
Speaker 1: it was I thought they would get the passwords and
Speaker 1: find it. So for some reason I called Andrew because
Speaker 1: I thought he knew someone in Instagram, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I needed to help me, and he was like, whoa, well,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, let me check Reddit. I said,
Speaker 1: where are you checking? Ready? He goes, because you probably
Speaker 1: if it's not on there, you're good. He's like, but
Speaker 1: one is getting on posted on Reddit. He's like, do
Speaker 1: you think anything's bad? And I was like, do I
Speaker 1: think anything is bad? So then I call Alex freaking out,
Speaker 1: and he's like, why do you even care? Like this
Speaker 1: isn't even a bad look for like what you do
Speaker 1: for a living. And I was like, bro, yes it is.
Speaker 1: So I was about to say when my nude went
Speaker 1: all over the it then it was a good one
Speaker 1: that you had. What if mine isn't good? Well? It
Speaker 1: was also weird because it was from when I was
Speaker 1: eighteen years old, so it was just it's clearly old.
Speaker 1: Yours is clearly old. I am thirty years old. The
Speaker 1: fact that a nude is circulating Reddit from when I
Speaker 1: was eighteen living in Atlanta before my titties even started dropping,
Speaker 1: like get the funk out of here. You're just lucky.
Speaker 1: It was good because it could be bad. Well, I've
Speaker 1: got are good. I don't send out bad one, so
Speaker 1: I don't have bad ones, but I have in my phone,
Speaker 1: like I'll go through That's what I'm talking about. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't send out bad ones, but I'm like, I've
Speaker 1: got ones that maybe like that that didn't get sent
Speaker 1: out and if they had the eye cloud, let me
Speaker 1: go through that. At the day, like bro speaking of
Speaker 1: that ship, I was talking to a whole girl's mine
Speaker 1: who like made like sex tapes with like a guy
Speaker 1: she's been dating for a while who's famous us, and
Speaker 1: she was like, yo, he wants us to videotape them
Speaker 1: on like he doesn't care about her. He doesn't think
Speaker 1: that she will expose him because they've been in a
Speaker 1: relationship for a minute. But he's just worried they'll get hacked.
Speaker 1: So she said, they fucking went too best Buy and
Speaker 1: they kept telling the girl night vision, night vision, and
Speaker 1: she was like, Okay, I see what y'are saying. So
Speaker 1: then it's just that the girls trying to help her,
Speaker 1: like to like tell her how to basically like make
Speaker 1: the sex tape. And she said that there's so many
Speaker 1: of them that require USB or SD cards that they
Speaker 1: had to get such an old one to actually get
Speaker 1: tape footage. I was about to say like and then
Speaker 1: even if you get it on a tape, how do
Speaker 1: you play it? Like, there's not even DVD players. DVD
Speaker 1: players were after people using so but but that's still
Speaker 1: connected to the Internet. I still think there's a cloud
Speaker 1: for PlayStations and ship. Yeah, there there is a PlayStation.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying, So this is
Speaker 1: what they came up with. Um it wasn't Christmas. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry they did it for like one of their birthdays.
Speaker 1: So he plays ball and um, he's like all around
Speaker 1: the country, right, but he is someone who's like known,
Speaker 1: So I get why he's scared. But sometimes I feel like,
Speaker 1: did they really be in their head too much about
Speaker 1: getting exposed? Are these thing is paranoid? I mean it's
Speaker 1: not even that to be well, not only extortion. Um,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, niggas will claim they lose millions.
Speaker 1: Like when I was a blogger, I did a story
Speaker 1: and post