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Speaker 1: Jed Appatow just went on Joe Rogan's podcast. He just

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Speaker 1: goes on your podcast and said, you know who the

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Speaker 1: funniest guy is that I've ever seen live is Gary Owen.

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Speaker 1: And Joe Rogan never expanded on it. I figured he

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Speaker 1: had me on the show by now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I got it.

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Speaker 3: I got it like this, I've never been invited.

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Speaker 1: I just told you the funniest guy is on the planet,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, didn't want to have mine.

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Speaker 4: I do a pig, big big can put me to way.

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Speaker 4: I do. We'm pig, big big, sing it again. I said,

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Speaker 4: we're big, big big, pull me to way. I do

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Speaker 4: a pig, big big, sing it again.

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Speaker 1: I do a big.

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Speaker 3: Let's got some real haul of oats. Tina Marie and

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Speaker 3: this bitch.

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Speaker 1: Jack Harlow talk about nothing but white athletes Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Ladies and gentlemen on the Big Podcast with Shocks.

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Speaker 2: One of my personal dear good friends, one of the

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Speaker 2: funny comedians I know. He's so funny. I went up

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Speaker 2: to him one day when he didn't know me, and

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Speaker 2: I said, talk about me, and he looked up like

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Speaker 2: like I was gonna beat him up with something. Ladies

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Speaker 2: and gentlemen, say hello to Gary.

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Speaker 1: You remember that, that's how we first met.

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Speaker 2: No, he was at the comedy store one day and

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Speaker 2: you were so funny and you said one joke about me,

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Speaker 2: but you didn't you didn't keep it going. So I said, hey, man,

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Speaker 2: talk about me. He's like, for real, I said, bro,

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Speaker 2: talk about me, talk about my mama?

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Speaker 3: Do oh wow, wow, you got a good memory.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I need your help. We're gonna watch a

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Speaker 2: clip of what Charles Barkley said about me, and I

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Speaker 2: need you to hit him with four or five ugly

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Speaker 2: jokes because he said I was ugly. Here's the clip. Right.

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Speaker 3: Do you think the shack is sexy?

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Speaker 5: Hell no?

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Speaker 1: Hell no, case Shaq thinks the shack is sexy.

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Speaker 5: Shot that right. First of all, So Shaq came to

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Speaker 5: work about a month ago and there's an article came

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Speaker 5: out that he was the ninth sexiest ball man and

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Speaker 5: we're like, in the world, yeah, in the world he's ugly.

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Speaker 5: But he said it was GQ magazine and he was

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Speaker 5: bragging about it. And then we did a lead did

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Speaker 5: a little research if it was South Africa GQ. First

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Speaker 5: of all, he's ugly in South Africa and America.

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Speaker 2: All right, so help me out. Go ahead, respond to

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Speaker 2: Charles Barkley for me, No, but you are ugly.

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Speaker 1: I agree with him. I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 6: Direction.

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Speaker 3: You're not expected to go.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on camera, get a close up,

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Speaker 2: and I want to vote from the people. Am I ugly?

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Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think I'm ugly.

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Speaker 3: No, you're not.

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Speaker 2: You're not ugly. But my response to that is, I

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Speaker 2: don't want Charles Barkley talking about my beauty. I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't want you alls saying I'm attractive. Just I

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Speaker 2: don't say that. Say that. Say that for somebody else.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, say it for Dwight.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going.

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Speaker 6: What that's your response to Charles? There you go, Shack,

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Speaker 6: You're welcome, Okay.

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Speaker 2: So for those who don't know who you are, because

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Speaker 2: I heard the comment you said about Joe Coy, you

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Speaker 3: That kissed me off.

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Speaker 1: The people that said he bombed were because I got

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Speaker 1: when one of my what I consider my contemporary steps

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Speaker 1: I was rooting for Joe and at the same time,

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Speaker 1: so they're like, how dare you speak of me?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you people have never been to

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Speaker 2: He's funny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know what goes into this.

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Speaker 2: It's funny as shit. And honestly, you gotta understand I'm

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Speaker 2: it was a you know, a time where def Comedy

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Speaker 2: So you know, me and my friend Jeff Clannigan we

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Speaker 2: put together Shack Comedy All Stars that you bless a

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Speaker 2: few times, but I love to laugh. You know when

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Speaker 2: people say funny things about me, I'm not gonna call you.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna jump in your DM and be mad.

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Speaker 2: Correct me if I'm wrong. Do comedians get upset when

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Speaker 3: No, we actually we act like we do. We get

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Speaker 3: upset when you steal our jokes.

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Speaker 2: All right, you know I was. I was just getting

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Speaker 2: ready to get into that because ever since Kat Williams

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Speaker 2: said what he said. Yeah, and I'm not disputing what

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Speaker 2: he said, but you know, the Internet Detectives showed his

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Speaker 2: gas station joke, and they showed Steve Harvey's joke. So

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Speaker 2: if you say my shirt is green and then I

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Speaker 2: come back and say your shirt is awkwa blue, am

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Speaker 2: I really stealing your joke?

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Speaker 3: See that's the thing. So we don't really know. Our

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Speaker 3: minds think alike. But you don't really know.

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Speaker 1: I was in that era.

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Speaker 3: I was at the Comedy Store when when when Kat.

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Speaker 1: Was closing with that hoofty joke, he played the Biggie

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Speaker 1: song he flicked the guy off.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean I remember seeing it.

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Speaker 1: He closed with that every show and then also member

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Speaker 3: At the same time.

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Speaker 2: So if you take the joke and in your mind

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Speaker 2: you make it better. But see to me, when you

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Speaker 2: say steal a joke, I'm thinking word for work. But

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Speaker 2: if you say something funny, premise, Okay, I got it,

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Speaker 2: I'll steal a premise. Okay. So y'all get upset if

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but some people take it a little too Here's

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Speaker 1: the thing, some of it will take a little too

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Speaker 1: far met you know Scroncho Oh I okay, So Scroncho's

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Speaker 1: boys hyped him up to tell him one time I

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Speaker 1: stole one of his jokes.

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Speaker 3: And Scroncho's being cool about it. He's being diplomatic. But

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Speaker 1: All I did was I brought somebody on stage, and

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Speaker 1: Scroncher used to bring somebody on stage back and they

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: Well, I actually had a heckler, so I said, come

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Speaker 1: And then his I guess Scroncho's boys at the time,

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Speaker 1: get it, brought my own stage.

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Speaker 3: Like that's what I stole. I pulled scronches.

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Speaker 1: I go, what I go, dude, our comedy is so

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Speaker 1: I brought somebody on stage. But at that time time

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Speaker 1: joke that's what he did. It's just so happened. I

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Speaker 1: had a heckler one night. I brought the guy on

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Speaker 1: stage to play the Duns with. But his boys all

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Speaker 3: Was somebody coming on stage.

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Speaker 2: So did you try to fight you?

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Speaker 1: His boys tried to gass them up, but I pulled

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Speaker 1: living with Uh. I don't know if you remember Face

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Speaker 2: I remember Face.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody crossed face.

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Speaker 1: So when Face was with me when this happened, Scroncher's

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Speaker 1: don't you ever accuse my boy of stealing? Nothing like

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Speaker 1: Face got Face got in their ass a little bit,

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Speaker 1: and then when Scronchill saw Face that, he was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: So for me, being a basketball player, I stay in

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking he fought the guy Linzl Smith. I see,

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Speaker 2: I didn't know it went like that see Aries. I

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Speaker 2: like you hear a lot of stuff that there's beef,

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Speaker 2: but I didn't really know that you guys had beef.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's the first time I ever seen to get

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Speaker 1: I think as a comedian, you go on to another

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Speaker 1: comedian's podcast, you think you're safe, Like we could talk

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Speaker 1: all the shit we want to me as a comedian.

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Speaker 1: You should never be offended. Don't get in this business

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna be offended. So I've been through a divorce.

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Speaker 1: If I'm with you and we're bagging on each other,

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Speaker 1: if you bring up my divorce, I wouldn't I gonna

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Speaker 3: Now, No, that's what we sign up for.

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Speaker 2: Good point, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: So I know I didn't.

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Speaker 1: a podcast, I'm like, like, I don't want to work

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Speaker 1: It'd be like you guys in the NBA getting mad

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Speaker 1: at every reporter that's critiquing you.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of reporters, did you see my boy Steven ain't golf. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if you didn't hear it, here's what he said.

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Speaker 1: There's a few things going on in the world of

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Speaker 1: sports that need to be addressed. A fat basket that

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Speaker 1: has gotten away for far too long talking his bullshit.

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Speaker 1: You want it some fine, I'm happy to give it

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Speaker 1: to you.

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Speaker 2: You pieces stephen A. Stephen A, steven A gets the

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Speaker 2: why he gets a golf club. Wasn't really paying attention

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Speaker 7: All right, So the incredible thing about doing a podcast

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Speaker 2: But how often do you have to deal with that.

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Speaker 7: Last one shout out again as ZIP recruiter. They're trying

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Speaker 7: When you realize that you've delegated and the person can't

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Speaker 2: I need to find someone who can. When I delegate

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me tell you. Let me tell you why

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Speaker 3: We had tension.

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Speaker 1: is a couple of reasons. And here's why you should

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Speaker 1: be proud of that show. I'll give you two different things. One,

438
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Speaker 1: I had a deal at Fox. Right, So when Clanning

439
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Speaker 1: and called me and asked me to audition for your show,

440
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Speaker 1: and I got on it. I had to sign the

441
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Speaker 1: deal with True TV, and my manager was like, are

442
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Speaker 1: you sure you want to sign this because we're going

443
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Speaker 1: to pitch your sitcom and if you sign this, then

444
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Speaker 1: we got to get permission for them to do your sitcom.

445
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Speaker 1: And I was like, it's True TV. I go, they're

446
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Speaker 1: going to fall back if we get a show. I'm

447
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,880
Speaker 1: gonna go with the guarantee thing. I rolled the dice.

448
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 1: We go pitch my show at Fox. Fox picks it

449
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Speaker 1: up in the room. Only time that's ever happened to

450
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Speaker 1: in my career. We're having pitch and she goes, we're good. No,

451
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Speaker 1: hold on, this is why hold that.

452
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Speaker 3: You're welcome.

453
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Speaker 1: So we're in production from my show. True TV won't

454
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Speaker 1: fall back to second position. They're like no, they got

455
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Speaker 1: to work around our schedule.

456
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Speaker 2: And I'm like, what, you're welcome?

457
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Speaker 1: So Fox Fox said, oh, we don't negotiate with True TV.

458
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Speaker 1: So I lost the sitcom, but I got on your show. Right,

459
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Speaker 1: you're welcome your show goes.

460
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Speaker 2: Did I pay you very well? It was good, thank you,

461
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Speaker 2: thank you. Yeah.

462
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Speaker 1: So when the one guy there was one producer there

463
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Speaker 1: who just wasn't feeling my stand up. I knew it

464
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Speaker 1: when the day I met him. He's the one that

465
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Speaker 1: brought Godfrey on. He did not feel me. And he's

466
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Speaker 1: the one that we got the email from saying show's

467
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Speaker 1: moving in a different direction.

468
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Speaker 3: Uh so we're gonna move on from Gabe.

469
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 1: So at that point I went, damn, I lost the

470
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Speaker 1: sitcom and then I got fired off the show. But

471
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: I lost the sitcom from But I was like, that's life.

472
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Speaker 1: It happens in this business. But here's the thing about

473
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Speaker 1: that show that nobody realizes. Do you realize I only

474
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Speaker 1: did eight shows?

475
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Speaker 3: Right?

476
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Speaker 1: We had Tiffany Hannish before anybodyknew Tiffany hannihs like that.

477
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Speaker 1: We had Ali Wong before anybody knew Ali Wong. We

478
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Speaker 1: have Michelle Buteau.

479
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Speaker 2: That's what I do. I love comedy, well, I say we.

480
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Speaker 1: I don't know who picked the talent. If you pick

481
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Speaker 1: those comedians, bro.

482
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Speaker 2: This is what I do. Shu shuck. All Star Compedy

483
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Speaker 2: Jam was all me because remember because remember back in

484
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Speaker 2: our day. Monday was the Improv Tuesday, it was the

485
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Speaker 2: Comedy Store. Joe Torri did a Chocolate Sundays.

486
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Speaker 3: Remember that chalcout Sundays was at the Laugh Back.

487
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Speaker 2: Yea, I was at all those spots. Yeah. Yeah, me

488
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Speaker 2: and good old Uncle Jerome, we was at all those spots.

489
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a but that I look back at

490
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Speaker 3: that show and I go boom.

491
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Speaker 1: Now you don't know this. One of the comedians we

492
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Speaker 1: had on that show. She tried to create this false

493
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Speaker 1: narrative about me that I was some male chauvinist. And

494
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Speaker 1: she went on YouTube and was like, this is.

495
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Speaker 3: The time I did upload, and Gary Owen.

496
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Speaker 1: Tried to be it's on there, it's on YouTube. She

497
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Speaker 1: tried to create this false start. I don't even know,

498
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Speaker 1: she's never made it. So she went at me like

499
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Speaker 1: trying to get her more five minutes of fame, and

500
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Speaker 1: I go, wait a minute. Everything we did on that show,

501
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 1: we put everybody side was like, hey, go in on me,

502
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 1: or I'll say something to set you up to make

503
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Speaker 1: you funny.

504
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Speaker 3: Huh. Yeah.

505
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Speaker 1: So she did one where I was like, you was

506
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Speaker 1: asking something, what videos better Gary or Godfrey's, And I

507
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 1: don't know, I made a comment like, uh, I can't

508
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Speaker 1: remember something. It was definitely a comment like you got

509
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Speaker 1: a better chance of sleeping with somebody if you pick

510
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Speaker 1: his video. And then she made a comment towards me.

511
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Speaker 1: But it was very fun, I thought on the show

512
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Speaker 1: man Like five six years later, people were like tagging

513
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Speaker 1: me on Twitter like, Yo, this girl trying to get

514
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Speaker 1: you quote unquote canceled, saying you're a male chauvinness because

515
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: of this stuff.

516
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Speaker 3: And I'm going, what is she talking about? I looked

517
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Speaker 3: at it, go this was a.

518
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Speaker 1: TV show, This was scripted, But I was like that

519
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 1: was We was all backstage talking like hey, whatever I say,

520
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,479
Speaker 1: come at me and kill me. That was that made

521
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: the show funny. You want the guests to shine.

522
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Speaker 2: Question and I think I know the answer to this,

523
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 2: and I hope I'm not offending anybody. Is there a

524
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Speaker 2: difference between white comedy and black comedy? Without question? So

525
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Speaker 2: you do black comedy?

526
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Speaker 3: This is what I say about.

527
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Speaker 2: No, you do black comedy. Don't even try that.

528
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Speaker 8: Bro.

529
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Speaker 2: I've been knowing you.

530
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Speaker 1: Right right right, But I always say this too. You

531
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Speaker 1: don't choose your audience. They choose you. I can't be

532
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Speaker 1: like I'm gonna do comedies for black people, and black

533
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Speaker 1: a are gonna come out and see me.

534
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Speaker 3: That's not up to me.

535
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Speaker 2: No offense to the white comedians. I've only seen two

536
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Speaker 2: white guys at the comedy store, kill you and Honest John.

537
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Speaker 1: Well, you took it back. Here's the crazy part of

538
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Speaker 1: Honest John. When I first got to the l A

539
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: in like the late nineties, right, I thought, God, that

540
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 1: guy's old, right, he looked old. And now then I

541
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: looked him up in his age, I go, yeah, I'm

542
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Speaker 1: the age honest John right now. When I first got

543
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Speaker 1: to LA, that's how I got hope.

544
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Speaker 3: Nobody's showing up to LA going dang carry old.

545
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Speaker 2: He did a joke one time. You you remember that

546
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Speaker 2: Sugar Night joke? He did which one? So he came

547
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Speaker 2: into comedy store one day he said, Man, I met

548
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Speaker 2: sug Knight. The motherfucker tried to intimidate me. So I

549
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 2: wasn't intimidated. So I went to the Moufu. The motherfucker

550
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Speaker 2: take me in the back room and they pee in

551
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Speaker 2: a cup and Sugar was like drink that piss and

552
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Speaker 2: I was like, shit, put some ice in that. Mother.

553
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't just tell me drink this.

554
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 3: You gotta put ice cubes in it first.

555
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Speaker 2: So you and him are the only people that I've

556
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Speaker 2: seen kill and destroyer predominantly African American crowd. Like when

557
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 2: you first got into comedy, like, did you? Did you

558
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Speaker 2: start off with your people and then bring it up

559
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Speaker 2: with to my people? I mean, we'll how'd that work

560
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 2: out for you?

561
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 3: Well?

562
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Speaker 1: When I first started, I was in San Diego. I

563
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: was in the Navy and my first one. Yeah, yeah,

564
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Speaker 1: I did six years stop it when I I bet you.

565
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Speaker 1: When we first met, I was still active duty. I

566
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Speaker 1: didn't get out the ninety eight.

567
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Speaker 2: You were in the Navy.

568
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Speaker 1: I was on comic View and in the Navy at

569
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Speaker 1: the same time. I was stationed in San Diego. When

570
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Speaker 1: I would drive up to LA for my spots and

571
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Speaker 1: then go back. Huh.

572
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Speaker 2: That's what I like about you. I've been on you

573
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Speaker 2: twenty years and I'm just now firing out you in

574
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Speaker 2: the Navy.

575
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was in the Navy, Bro, you got a

576
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Speaker 3: wire you when we met. I had to be in

577
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Speaker 3: the Navy actual because I didn't get out.

578
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Speaker 2: You have a wire on you or something. Hold on, Bro,

579
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Speaker 2: I was in the Navy. You're married to you were

580
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Speaker 2: married to a young lady that used to work for me.

581
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Speaker 2: TWISSM yes, I TWISSM yeah.

582
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Speaker 1: I was salty when that went away, because man, I

583
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 1: used to get some gift bags.

584
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you did.

585
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Speaker 3: I was twistled.

586
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Speaker 1: I would go to the warehouse. You wasn't there, hey,

587
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Speaker 1: I like, shack, ain't here. I'm the only one here,

588
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: and I'd be in there like dang of shit. I

589
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Speaker 1: don't know if you had cameras you supplied Christmas Christmas

590
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: in ninety eight. I didn't spend a dime.

591
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 3: What color shirt you like? I get it.

592
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 2: That was a long time. So how'd y'all meet it anyway?

593
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 3: Comedy store talking about my ex? Yeah, comedy store. She

594
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 3: came out one night.

595
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: I know how she got you too, with all that

596
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 2: motherfucker Indian curly hair and we got in the motherfucking

597
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 2: baby hair. The motherfucker baby hairs was hitting, wasn't they.

598
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Speaker 3: What I remember though, And I don't know if you

599
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 3: remember this.

600
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: I met her for lunch at your Twism offices in

601
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: Compton back in the day, and I remember you came

602
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: to get her to go to a meeting at Sony.

603
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: She was telling me her going to sony, and you

604
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: had two guys in the truck. You pull up the whatever.

605
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: You had this Superman emblem in the front, big suburban

606
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: probably yeah, and one guy was in the front. And

607
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: she's all, and keep mind, I'm in my car watching

608
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: this go down. And she's sitting like this, and she

609
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: went get in the truck and I was like, what

610
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: is going on? And then your dude got out and

611
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 1: got in the back seat. She sat in the front,

612
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, So I called her that night

613
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: and go, what was going on with shack?

614
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 3: Pitch you up?

615
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 1: She goes, his boy was in the front. His boy

616
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: wasn't doing shit. And I said, you ain't treat me

617
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: like one of your hoes. She was like, if you're

618
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: gonna take me to the meeting, I were sitting in

619
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: the front seat. She said, your boy was like no, man, no,

620
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 1: and you was like, just getting it back. Yeah, she's

621
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: getting it back.

622
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:29,199
Speaker 3: She was like this, and then your boy got out

623
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 3: like a little kid, slamming the door, got in the

624
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 3: back seat.

625
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 2: She did not hold her tongue.

626
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 3: Now, trust me, I know.

627
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: Really I tried to leave her ten years ago.

628
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 2: I was scared.

629
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Speaker 1: I asked her once time we get a divorce. He goes, no,

630
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: we ain't. I said, I guess I'll stick this out there.

631
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Speaker 2: Did you see what? Did you see what? Pat Riley

632
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: in the Miami he did?

633
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 3: Huh uh?

634
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 2: So apparently Eric Sposure has been going through the divorce.

635
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 2: So as divorce got found one, then a couple of

636
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 2: days later, they made him one of the highest paid

637
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 2: NBA coaches ever.

638
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 3: Hysterical, Oh, everybody to the front office.

639
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 2: Everybody's talking about on social media. I don't think they

640
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 2: did that on purpose, but if they did, that's a

641
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 2: hell of a chance.

642
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 1: That's where you go to the attorneys and you've been

643
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: through a divorce.

644
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 3: I've been through a divorce, and you say you put

645
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 3: in the divorce.

646
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's getting this amount, but she's not entitled to

647
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: any future earnings, right, that's what hey, I ain't saying.

648
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help everybody with some game out here.

649
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 1: You overpay, but then you know, if something's coming down

650
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: the pike, you say, this is it. Though we divorced

651
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: on January first, twenty twenty four. If that's the case,

652
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: you say, that's it. Everything before that you're entitled to,

653
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: but everything after we're good.

654
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 9: Everything Gary Owen.

655
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Speaker 3: Yes, I was talented to in a set.

656
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Speaker 9: I was playing Bonaroo and I wanted to go on

657
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 9: the night before to warm up, and I went to

658
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 9: Zany's in Nashville and he's there and I hadn't seen

659
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 9: him before, and I did a set and uh, you know,

660
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 9: it was okay. It wasn't very good, it was just fine.

661
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 9: And then he gets on, don't I've never heard Louder left.

662
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 9: I've never heard Louder left. Me and my manager Jimmy

663
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 9: Miller sat in the back of the room and we

664
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 9: were like, what is happening? And then we start really

665
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 9: paying attention, going how funny is this guy? Like listening

666
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 9: to the material, like is this good material? Or is

667
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 9: he pandering or what is it? Then we're like, wait

668
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 9: a second, his material is incredible, Like he is awesome.

669
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 9: And it was the biggest laughs I've ever heard. He

670
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 9: had a sustained like killing the crowd, you know, where

671
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 9: the place is just rocking and moving.

672
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 3: Up and down a lot of black shows, right, yes, yeah.

673
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 9: And he went full twenty twenty five minutes at ten

674
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 9: before he slowed it down and had to slow it

675
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 9: down or he was going.

676
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 3: To kill these people.

677
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: And I saw.

678
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 3: I thought, I don't know.

679
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: If I'm in the same business as this guy, Like,

680
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: is this what we're so us to do?

681
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 2: So when you hear stuff like that, how does that

682
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 2: make you feel?

683
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 3: Honestly frustrated?

684
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 2: Why dude, just give me a compliment.

685
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 3: He gave me comment, but nothing came of it. Here's

686
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 3: my thing, not being sensitive.

687
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 2: Man.

688
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 3: If you my thing like this, if you.

689
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: Got something, listen, it's a I'm flatter, but listen. Jet

690
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,719
Speaker 1: Apatow just went on Joe Rogan's podcast.

691
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 2: You has who has one hundred and ninety million views.

692
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: That's when we get it, And he said, your name,

693
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: you have Jet Apatow, who's basically done one of the best,

694
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:40,959
Speaker 1: like as far as turning stand ups into translating into movies,

695
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: one of the best out there.

696
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 2: That's not true because I don't I don't know who

697
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 2: that guy is. I've never seen that guy before in

698
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: my life.

699
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 3: He's behind the scenes. Okay, I got it, forty year

700
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 3: old virgin.

701
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so he writes, He writes, Okay, I got it.

702
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 3: Give him all his credits?

703
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 2: Well, no, no, what yeah, okay, I got it.

704
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, Steve Carell, Seth Rogan all them guys. He

705
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: just goes on your podcast and said, you know, the

706
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: funniest guy is that I've ever seen live is Gary

707
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: Owen and Joe Rogan never expanded on it. He literally said,

708
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: that's why guy does the black rooms and then moved on, Yeah,

709
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: but you.

710
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 2: Don't need to expand on it. For example, Michael Jeordan's

711
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: great player as ever, that's it, Lebron James greyst player ever, Shack,

712
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 2: most dominant ever, Kobe Grays player. You don't need to

713
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: expand on it. Like that title right there. He just

714
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 2: gave it up to you. Because I've been doing about

715
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 2: fifty eighty shows. I've never I gave you. I gave you.

716
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 1: I figured he had me on the show by now,

717
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I got it. I got it like this,

718
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: I've never been invited. The guy just told you the

719
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: funniest guy is on the planet, and you like didn't

720
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: want to have him on.

721
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: Well, I tell you after this drops, because we're gonna

722
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 2: make that, make that a short segment. So I've seen

723
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 2: you performed about fifty times, never seen you bomb. You

724
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 2: are so good that I don't I don't know if

725
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 2: comedians you work on material or if it's all freestyle.

726
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: I've seen you do your things and if a joke

727
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: don't hit and somebody heckles you, you go off. Is

728
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 2: that instinct or was that something that you have to practice.

729
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: No, that's instinct to just be in the moment. That's

730
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: all instinct. But I've never always knew I was a

731
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: stand up from jump like a little kid, I knew.

732
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna be a stand up. I

733
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: remember sitting in class in like eleventh grade looking around

734
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: the room, goes, you, guys, don't even know who's in

735
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: your room right now, Like you have no idea who's

736
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: in your class looking her. I used to tell girls

737
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: and they'll take any girl that went to high school

738
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: with me that I asked out that said no.

739
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I'm gonna make it.

740
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: You know what?

741
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 3: Telling you me too?

742
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: Everything our high school.

743
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 2: Sam Antonio Cole, you have all the girls? I said, No,

744
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 2: how you like me? Now? How you like me now?

745
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 3: Exactly?

746
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: I remember there are our high school quarterback went to

747
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: Miami of Ohio to play football, and we was at

748
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: some you know how, you graduate your senior year and

749
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: basically that summer you're just doing parties. All summer and

750
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: I went to party, was on this back deck and

751
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: this girl was like, with when you got NFL, you're

752
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: big and famous, You're gonna forget about us. And I go,

753
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: why are you asking him? I'm gonna be big and famous.

754
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm living in the trailer park like I'm like, I

755
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: got no direction in my life. I said, why are

756
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 1: you asking him?

757
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 2: Listen? I think I'm funny. I would never do comedy

758
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 2: because you know, in basketball, if you miss the first shot,

759
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 2: get another tap, you get another team. I can miss

760
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 2: four or five shots and then get it going. I've

761
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,240
Speaker 2: seen a lot of guys and when that first, second,

762
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:34,319
Speaker 2: and third joke don't hit, it's over. So what gives

763
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 2: you the confidence to say, you know what, I'm never

764
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 2: gonna bomb.

765
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 3: I don't know, man.

766
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: I just I trust myself on stage more than anybody else,

767
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: and I can I feel like I can go after anybody.

768
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: I can if even if it's your show, I feel

769
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 1: like I can go after you. I just know I'm

770
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 1: gonna have to work. It's not gonna Sometimes you get

771
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: on stage and the crowds just in the pocket and

772
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: they're laughing and everything. And then some times that if

773
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: you're following strong comics.

774
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 3: You got it.

775
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: You get up there and you're like, all right, they

776
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: might be a little flat, but eventually I'm gonna get him.

777
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: Because even that clip you show Judd Apatow. A month later,

778
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: he called to do one of his shows. He does

779
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 1: the Largo off of Los Cienaga every month of these

780
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: benefit shows.

781
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 2: Well, you just said nothing came about, and do I'm talking.

782
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 3: About nothing as far as like no, but he called

783
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 3: your podcast. He did.

784
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:21,959
Speaker 2: Bro, you're over there bitching for nothing.

785
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 3: Right, You're right. I can admit when I'm wrong. It happens.

786
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 2: I thank you.

787
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 3: It's fine. I'm just okay. A little bit came of it.

788
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 3: You think it a little bit.

789
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: It'd be like an NBA player going, I just saw

790
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: the greatest player ever and he got a ten day contract.

791
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 3: Anybody gonna sign me?

792
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,479
Speaker 2: That's true. You think if you think if you wrote

793
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes for me, I could I could be successful.

794
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 3: Nope.

795
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: I can't write for other people for me. I don't

796
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: think I could write for you.

797
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 2: Do you think I'm funny?

798
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: You know what, You're funny, But I don't stand up

799
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: to different beasts and my funny or not you're funny,

800
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: but I don't know if you can do stand up funny.

801
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 2: How How the fuck am I funny? Oh my god,

802
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 2: here we go funny like I fucking amuse you or something?

803
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 2: Yeah you do amuse me like this?

804
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 3: Yeah?

805
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'd be so dumb, i'd be dead.

806
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 3: And that scene, yeah you're freaking yeah, you amuse me.

807
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: Now, So long as you get the people your resume,

808
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 2: I know it. But just just go ahead, right? What

809
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 2: do I got movies?

810
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: It just just spread just four yea, four movies. Fourteen

811
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: comedy specials, Oh you do? I got so many specials

812
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 1: that people don't know. Because I've never had like the

813
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: backing of a network. I kind of do it with

814
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: myself and release them, and lucky I got a good

815
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: enough relationship with Showtime. Most of them have been on Showtime.

816
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: I think I had four on b Et the wrestling Showtime.

817
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 1: I did two independently when I first got into business,

818
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 1: So I don't think it's fourteen. Maybe it's twelve.

819
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

820
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 3: But I just did my last two.

821
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: My last two, I filmed one on Friday, and I

822
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,040
Speaker 1: did so we did the show on Friday, right, And

823
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,839
Speaker 1: I just hired the camera crew. We're trying to shop

824
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: it and sell it right now. So I did Friday,

825
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: and I had the camera crew for the weekend, so

826
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: I got the theater Saturday too, So I was like,

827
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: I talked to my manager. I said, I think I

828
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 1: got another hour. So I filmed the whole different hour Saturday.

829
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: So I hired a camera crew for one special and

830
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: basically got a two for one. So we're going to

831
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 1: shop them both. Well, you know who's been a closed

832
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: door everybody?

833
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 3: But Showtime.

834
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: It's weird.

835
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 3: It's weird, isn't it. We can't.

836
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: I can't get traction outside of Showtime. As far as

837
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: I get my specials on the air, I'm saying, if

838
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 1: you want to put your name on it, help me out.

839
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 2: You know there's a word that goes around.

840
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 3: I'm that word, all right, got it looks like I'm

841
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 3: going to TNT. That's going to water it down.

842
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: And then Barty's gonna say, look how attractive this comedian

843
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: and we have on our show, Ernie. Ernie's way better

844
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: looking than you. That's gonna be weird, Thanks Shack. So

845
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: they want safe it's Kenny.

846
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 2: A couple of weeks ago, go Kat went off and

847
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 2: he said a lot of things. Did he say anything

848
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: about you?

849
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: He said, I haven't crossed over. He actually gave me props.

850
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: He said, why do you think Gary On hasn't crossed

851
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 1: over to mainstream and as a black comedian basically, And

852
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: he basically said, because I haven't slept with a man

853
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: or havn't sold my soul to the illuminati?

854
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 2: Does that really go on?

855
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 3: I got to hit on.

856
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: I talked about it one time, but people kept saying

857
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: I got hit on in an executive's office.

858
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 3: And people.

859
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 2: Hit on like how the guy was?

860
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 3: I was up?

861
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 2: Did he touch you?

862
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 8: No?

863
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 3: That's why I didn't that the reason I did?

864
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 4: You?

865
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 8: Like this?

866
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 3: He gave me a foot massage. I was like this,

867
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 3: what is going on right now?

868
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 1: It was weird. We were talking about a TV deal

869
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: and I was like, what are you doing? He has

870
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: soft hands? But no, the guy like The reason I

871
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 1: won't say who it is is because he didn't cross

872
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 1: the line. It's okay to hit on people. It's okay

873
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,840
Speaker 1: as long as you don't cross line. I know it's awkward,

874
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: but I every man out there that's married to a woman,

875
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 1: you hit on your wife to get her.

876
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 3: So the way he was hitting on me.

877
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, so okay, so what was this

878
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 2: pickup line?

879
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 8: Is this?

880
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 3: He asked me how much money I made? This way?

881
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 3: Did how much money you make a year? Gary? Right now?

882
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: And I'm making a number up check because this is

883
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 1: freaking eighteen nineteen years ago.

884
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 3: I was like, I just said, like.

885
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: Fifty thousand, right, and he goes, I can make you

886
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: millions in a year. I said what He's I can

887
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: make you a millionaire less than a year. I was like,

888
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: do it and he was like, well, how hard you

889
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: want to work? It was like, I don't like the

890
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: way you said hard. I was like, it was like,

891
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: it's weird when it's happening to you. In the moment,

892
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: you're like, this is this guy hitting on me, and

893
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: you literally start looking around the room for exits.

894
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 3: You're like, this is third floor. I can't jump out

895
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 3: the window.

896
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: The door is over here.

897
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 3: I just was like and then he was like, all right, man,

898
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,959
Speaker 3: well we'll get in touch. I never heard from again,

899
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 3: so we we do this. A lot of sports.

900
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 2: You hit on people, No top five greatest players, top

901
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: five this that give me your top five comedians effort

902
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 2: in any any genre any era. Give me a top five.

903
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: Eddie Eddie Murphy, for sure. I'm gonna say some names

904
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: of Probably people aren't familiar with Pablo Francisco.

905
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: If you know who he was.

906
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 3: He was back in the day. Never heard of him,

907
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 3: but go ahead, you've seen him though, never heard them.

908
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,240
Speaker 3: He went out. He was one of the few Latino

909
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 3: guys that went up a fat Tuesday.

910
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 2: Never heard him.

911
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 1: All right, Mitch Hedberg, bro, who are these names?

912
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 3: These are two guys? This guy right when he was popping.

913
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 3: He died of a drug overdose.

914
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 2: Got it.

915
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: But man, he was so he was so good. He

916
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: would piss you off because like, how did you think

917
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: of that? Because I remember one joke that's just so simple?

918
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: He goes, why are when escalators break down? Why do

919
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: they say they're broken down? They just are stars? And

920
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: I was like, why did I think of that? It

921
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: was so simple?

922
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Is that funny?

923
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: His delivery makes funny. It's so fun It was so fun.

924
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 2: My joke.

925
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: Where's the guy one? I need somebody rub my feet?

926
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 3: You know, I think the obvious one is Richard Pryor.

927
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 3: And then for me, next is that's four right?

928
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: Probably George Carlin.

929
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:51,760
Speaker 2: My five is Eddie Murphy, Ye, Richard pryor Mike Cps.

930
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: Really that's interesting. I'm never gonna say somebody's wrong because

931
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: comedy is subjective.

932
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,240
Speaker 3: Kat Williams interesting.

933
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 2: And my big man is Corey Hokele. You like, I

934
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 2: like dirty, raw jokes, and nobody would ever think of

935
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 2: yeah and that, So you know, I like you said,

936
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 2: it's subjective, but.

937
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all would never You're never gonna have me argue

938
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: like that's wrong. I'm just like, whatever, your favorite is

939
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: your favorite? For me, Well, you ask me who my

940
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: favorites are. I'm thinking, who's talking about something as a

941
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: standard that I didn't think of because a lot of

942
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: times the stand ups we think alike. So you can

943
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,919
Speaker 1: see the joke coming. I know where this is going,

944
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: and then Corey does that a lot. Corey's best joke

945
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 1: since since the stare one wasn't funny, And that's the

946
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: only one I can think off the top of my

947
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: head for Mitch Hedberg, but it was his delivery. You

948
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: got to see his delivery. You always wear glasses, had

949
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 1: these long hair, look like a surfer. Cory's best joke,

950
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: without question, is a you have a fuck of fact

951
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: bitch with skinny legs. Next morning, she gets up and

952
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: runs into the bathroom and be like, I fucked the

953
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: wisdom too.

954
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, him and Mike and Kat Yeah they.

955
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: So you have them on your show? Is that such

956
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: a do?

957
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 3: I rank.

958
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 2: No offense, But you're not ghetto on nothing.

959
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 10: For me.

960
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 2: I like ghetto dirty stuff that people are not allowed

961
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 2: to say, stuff that people are scared to say.

962
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I'm more of a W two comedian.

963
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 2: Like one of my favorite jokes where you was saying,

964
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 2: I'm married to a black person, but I still can't

965
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 2: say the N word. Yeah, that had me. Yeah, And

966
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 2: for those who haven't seen it here, it is right.

967
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,720
Speaker 3: I'm a white person in my house.

968
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 1: I hear the N word every day, room the room.

969
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 2: I still can't say it.

970
00:43:53,560 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 3: Am I paying a goddamn mortgage. That's just the rule, yo.

971
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: That'd be crazy if black people change the rules one day.

972
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 3: Just black people come out, I we don't give a shit.

973
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 3: You can say it now. You have white guys walking

974
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 3: around hear the news. Yeah, yeah, black people said, we're

975
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,319
Speaker 3: loud to say the N word. We're clear, we're good,

976
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 3: We're allowed to say it. Are you fucking shitting me

977
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 3: right now. Nah, we're approved, We're all loud.

978
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 2: We could say it.

979
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: We'll say it.

980
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 3: Worked out.

981
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 2: You say it first, like that one. When I saw

982
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 2: you do that, I was like, that was genius, genius, jenius,

983
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 2: genius genius.

984
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the first, the first time I saw you.

985
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: And you probably remember this was Christmas Eve nineteen ninety six,

986
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: so you must have.

987
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: You just got to La.

988
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 1: I just got Dalla and it was a guide Toys

989
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: Fat Tuesday. And I've been in a stand up like

990
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: freaking six months and they saw me in San Diego.

991
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: They saw me in San Diego and I went They said, hey,

992
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: come to the comedy store. And I went up like

993
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: first and I had literally probably had ten minutes to

994
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: my name, and you know how that bow comes on

995
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,919
Speaker 1: the back of the comedy store.

996
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 3: I was about six minutes and I go, where's that

997
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 3: fucking bow? I was out of material. It's like I

998
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 3: need that bow to lit up. And you walked in.

999
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 1: I just went, what's up, shick, And I had nothing

1000
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: to follow up. I was like, I he did one

1001
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: of these. But that night was crazy. I'd never even

1002
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 1: to La in the scene like that, So for me

1003
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: to go up that night and I saw you. I

1004
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: saw Keishon Johnson, he just was about to get drafted.

1005
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 10: Uh.

1006
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 3: I saw Vivica Fox like. I was like, I was

1007
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:50,919
Speaker 3: in awe.

1008
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? So I got a

1009
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: great story about Richard Pryor at the Comedy Store, since

1010
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: he's one of your top five. So he went up

1011
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: to He came up one night on Fat Tuesday and

1012
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: he sat in that little booth and his guys was there,

1013
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: and everybody said, look, Richard's coming. No pictures with Richard.

1014
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 1: Everybody new, leave him alone. And he was out of it,

1015
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: but he was still talking, right. So I go up

1016
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 1: and the guy goes, Richard wants to meet you. And

1017
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: you know, to me, that's like you're meeting the king, right.

1018
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 2: It's like, no way.

1019
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 3: So we go. I sit down with them and he's

1020
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 3: in my ear. He goes, you're funny. You're funny.

1021
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: He goes, don't ever change, and I was like all right,

1022
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: and he goes, can we get a pick? And I

1023
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: was like yeah, I said can I get a pick?

1024
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,399
Speaker 1: Because they just asked me and they go, yeah, there's

1025
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: four cell phones like that. I had to run to

1026
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: my car, which was parked like a block and a

1027
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: half at Pinks. So I didn't want to pay for

1028
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: balt and I had no money, so I parked. I

1029
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: would part behind Pinks and get a subway sandwich and

1030
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: put it in my truck since I got a receipt,

1031
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: I was there to park there and I go do

1032
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: my set at the comedy store. So I run down

1033
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: and grab a real camera, and when I came back

1034
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 1: in to get the picture, the security GRABMA. They said,

1035
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: we told you man, no like, oh no, he asked

1036
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: me for a picture, and Richard camp fucking talk.

1037
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 3: So he just going and I'm going, I'm like, tell him.

1038
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: So they left. They realized he asked me for the picture.

1039
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: I get the picture. Right.

1040
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 3: Here's where the story turned.

1041
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: So the whole time I'm in La Now I'm like, man,

1042
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: Richard Prior told me, don't ever change Richard Prior. Fast

1043
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: forward about three years later, I'm watching Oprah. Monique's on Oprah.

1044
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: Oprah looks at Monique and goes, when did you know?

1045
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 3: When did you know? Like you had it?

1046
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,280
Speaker 1: She goes, I was on stage one night and Richard

1047
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 1: Pryor was in the audience and he looked over at me.

1048
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 10: Afterwards, he told me to come. I sat down next

1049
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 10: to him. He put his arm around me, and he said,

1050
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 10: don't change, don't ever a change. I said that bitch

1051
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:52,720
Speaker 10: took my Oprah story.

1052
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 3: Had no offense.

1053
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 1: I would never call him when he got her name,

1054
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: but at that moment, I love you, I know. I

1055
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: was like this, that's my story. And now then it

1056
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: hit me, I go, oh shit, Richard Pryor was just

1057
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: telling everybody, don't change. She had a bunch of hack

1058
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,919
Speaker 1: ass comics, never changing the rat because like Richard pride

1059
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: for me, I'm fuddy. It's like that was probably his

1060
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: go to on the way out. I'm gonna fuck all

1061
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: these comics up. They're not gonna know. I'm telling terrible

1062
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 1: comedians don't ever change. But literally, I'm check. I'm watching

1063
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: Oprah and I'm going no no no no no no

1064
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no

1065
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: no no swet story because I always thought I would

1066
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: get on Oprah. And I was like this, she just

1067
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: took my whole story. And I'm sorry, I said, bitch.

1068
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it, like personally, I was just like,

1069
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: you know how, you're in the moment, motherfucking Richard Prior

1070
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: Oprah story on Oprah.

1071
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 3: Happens.

1072
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 2: So I've seen most of your movies. If you if

1073
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 2: you could direct to be in any movie and pick

1074
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 2: the actors you want, how did that movie look?

1075
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: Hmm, I'd hire I'd hire nothing but comedians, and then

1076
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: just one a lister like a Denzel a Tom Hanks,

1077
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,399
Speaker 1: so he could be the normal guy.

1078
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: Like, there's a lot of stuff going on in the world.

1079
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 2: Is there when you see something that? Is there a

1080
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 2: joke you would not pull? I mean like because I

1081
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 2: would never My question, do you talk about everything you

1082
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 2: see no matter what?

1083
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our job.

1084
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 2: What do you think of Dave Chapelle. I think he's brilliant.

1085
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course he's brilliant.

1086
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 1: I think Dave has become he's transcended from comedian to

1087
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 1: dang your bigfoot. There's sightings of them and then people

1088
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: just get excited being his presence. And that's all we

1089
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:56,919
Speaker 1: say about these these comedians, like like someone like Kevin Hart,

1090
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, you're talking about the weekends. They're the the

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Speaker 1: top of the food chain right now. Whether you see

1092
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: their special and you're like I've seen better or whatever,

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00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: you don't understand why they are where they are at

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00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: until you're in their presence, and then when you're in

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Speaker 1: their preds like, I get.

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Speaker 2: It, Well, what happened at the times where joke? Offensive joke,

1097
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 2: derogatory joke? But it was a joke people have and

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00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 2: let it go. Now, if you say something, people are

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00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 2: trying to get you canceled. They're trying to get your

1100
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 2: sponsorship taken away.

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00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 3: Shack is not like that.

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00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 2: What you mean is not like that.

1103
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 3: It's not I'm telling you cancel culture.

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00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 2: They are going after Dave Chappelle every time he does

1105
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:34,959
Speaker 2: those jokes.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. He's still selling out, he's still getting

1107
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: more specials. I know that.

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00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: But I'm asking what happened to the time where people said, Okay,

1109
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 2: this is in the joke category, he's not being serious,

1110
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 2: let it go.

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00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 3: Well, here's what cancel culture is.

1112
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Speaker 1: It's a bunch of people on the internet that were

1113
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: never going to come see you live anyways. They were

1114
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: never going to come to a show. They were not

1115
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: there to support your career, and they're like, I don't

1116
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 1: like that joke, so I'm going to try to get

1117
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: everybody else not to go see them. And honestly, I

1118
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: think we're in a time now where now it's starting

1119
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,439
Speaker 1: to shift again. Now people are like, no, like you said,

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00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 1: I want the dirty, nasty stuff. You're not supposed to

1121
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: talk about live shows because I go to comedy clubs, theaters.

1122
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: I say whatever I want. And that's probably a big

1123
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,839
Speaker 1: reason why they got these comedians now that say don't

1124
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 1: pull out your cell phones. One, we don't want our

1125
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: stuff bootlegged. We're working on some. But another reason is

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00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: you don't want a thought that has on spur of

1127
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: the moment to get out on the internet. You're like, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you weren't there, or you cut that off before I

1129
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: was able to clear it up. Special needs people came

1130
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: after me a couple of years ago. I got a

1131
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: special needs cousin. I talked about her on my special

1132
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 1: but I said the R word and people went nuts

1133
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: on me, and I'm going.

1134
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 3: What you you can't be talking about them? I got,

1135
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 3: I didn't. I talked about my family and Tina wasn't mad.

1136
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 2: I said the M word one time and they came

1137
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 2: out to me. So you can't say to them so well,

1138
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 2: first of all, I didn't know.

1139
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 3: You're black.

1140
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 2: Little people. I think it's little people.

1141
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 1: I'm clearly not going to get a half and half deal.

1142
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: I'm not getting that sponsorship out of this, so I'm

1143
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,399
Speaker 1: going to drink my coffee black.

1144
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 2: So every what else that's crazy. You know, it's crazy

1145
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 2: about his muffle. He always been like this. It was

1146
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 2: in ninety six.

1147
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is like, there's a there's a

1148
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: girl I know in l a cool chick, and she

1149
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 1: she used to tell me, like, I used to mess

1150
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: with this guy in the NBA, and she would never

1151
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,760
Speaker 1: tell me who. And it's not like I was prying,

1152
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: but you when they kind of bring it up, they

1153
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: kind of want to tell you. But then they actually,

1154
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: I kind of want to tell you. And I said who?

1155
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 1: And she was telling me that there was a dude

1156
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: and they said he kind of shifts back and forth

1157
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: and he likes he likes toys. And I go, who

1158
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, guess who it was.

1159
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 3: It's like, oh my god, I me texting her now

1160
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 3: like your boy.

1161
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: Your boy's like, oh okay, that's why he liked it

1162
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 1: in the post.

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Speaker 2: Cut. Oh my god. Yeah, that's crazy. Has anybody ever

1164
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 2: offended you with a joke like, like made you mad

1165
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 2: to the point where you say, okay, I'm gonna get

1166
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 2: him back. I'm gonna get him back.

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Speaker 7: No.

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00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 3: Never, we can't be offended. We can't. Here's the thing

1169
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 3: about stand up.

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Speaker 1: I hate it when people try to force us to

1171
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: be mad at somebody force us to you know, not

1172
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: like I'll give you an example. So when my brother

1173
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: passed away, he passed away have a heroin overdose. Right

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00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: a week later, Saturday Night Live had a sketch where

1175
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: they were making fun of heroin addicts.

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00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 3: And people start tagging me, like, you don't see this,

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00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 3: You're not gonna go on Saturday Live. And I was like, no,

1178
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:56,919
Speaker 3: because that's how they act.

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Speaker 1: And if my brother was alive, he'd be laughing at

1180
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Speaker 1: that because all the shit they did in that sketch

1181
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 1: I went through with my brother.

1182
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I said, they're accurate.

1183
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,799
Speaker 1: I said, you guys are making it sound like SNL said, oh,

1184
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: Garyon's brother just died.

1185
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 3: All right, let's do this sketch right now. Let's know

1186
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 3: what happened.

1187
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 2: My favorite comedy moment is we're doing a shack roast.

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00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 2: I think we were roasting imm and Smith and the

1189
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:24,800
Speaker 2: Cowboys and we're having a meeting and Doug Williams just

1190
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 2: comes out of nowhere and we're talking, you know, we're

1191
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 2: talking about the lineup, and Doug Williams kept saying, put

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00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 2: me on shack. I was like, hold on, man, put

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00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 2: me on, cause you know, like I like to, you know,

1194
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: put like you know, comedians on, put me on shack.

1195
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, hold on, man, I'm in the meet right now.

1196
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 2: And he says, I'm funnier than that motherfucker Jamie Foxx.

1197
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 2: And Jamie said, what you heard me? I'm funny to you.

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00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 2: So Jamie said, put them on. Well, i've never seen him.

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Speaker 2: Every one know it was. Jamie said, put them on.

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00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,839
Speaker 2: So we put him in the lineup and his first

1201
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 2: three jokes didn't go well, and Jamie winning. If you

1202
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 2: haven't seen the clip, here it is right here is

1203
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 2: he right now? We're here for Emmitt Smith? Do you

1204
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 2: have any change?

1205
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Speaker 4: Man?

1206
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 2: You know y'all tell I got everybody out of the.

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Speaker 10: Way, and I need to I want to say this

1208
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 10: is Emmitt Smith man, I'm your conscience.

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00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 2: It's a play man.

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Speaker 3: It's sure did get.

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Speaker 8: Caught in here?

1212
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 10: Am I fucking up right now?

1213
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm your conscience. I really don't need to be up

1214
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 1: here right now. I don't know what the fuck I

1215
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 1: was thinking.

1216
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 5: When you brother stop making money, you can't tell him shit,

1217
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 5: I'm your cash.

1218
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 2: I wish I was in a movie with Chamber.

1219
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: You're talking about twenty eight hours.

1220
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 8: You are right about that seventy two hours.

1221
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 3: In fact, I don't know.

1222
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 9: In fact I need a post on it.

1223
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 3: Can you sign on the pier.

1224
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 1: Funny, I just did another joke that didn't go over.

1225
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 2: On your conscious.

1226
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:13,720
Speaker 8: Maybe I should say.

1227
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: Something nice about emiting wrap it up. Maybe I should

1228
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 1: talk about how black people have to struggle.

1229
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll get.

1230
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 8: Him on my side.

1231
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Jammy Fox. Thank you.

1232
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 1: I needed to help.

1233
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Right was most funny, and that was

1234
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 2: the most time I was embarrassed.

1235
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,479
Speaker 1: I've never heard of anything in my stephen A since

1236
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 1: Smith Boy so egregious.

1237
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 3: How dare you say that you're funnier in Jamie Fox?

1238
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 3: Hold on, Nobody better ever.

1239
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 1: Say you're funnier in Jamie Fix because I'll say, I

1240
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: know we did our top five stand ups, but I'm

1241
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 1: talking top five people in the room.

1242
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 3: It's hard to talk Jamie Fox.

1243
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's one of the most talent people I've ever met.

1244
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:03,439
Speaker 1: Sing He's the most talented prisonment. You know what I mean, brother,

1245
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 1: I mean my first movie.

1246
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 3: I know you.

1247
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 2: I know you gotta go check on your apartment with

1248
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 2: you had a squatter in.

1249
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 3: I got nothing to do, du I got people working

1250
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 3: for me.

1251
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 2: What do you want to do?

1252
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 1: I want I want you.

1253
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 2: I want you to show us a video of the

1254
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 2: dude that was squatting in your house.

1255
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 3: Okay, you know Tony? You know Tony here?

1256
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 2: It is right here. Man, you're the squatter you living here?

1257
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 3: But man, how can you take the putting stuff in?

1258
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 2: I was squat I'll stay here.

1259
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 8: You count well how you got your stuff in our house?

1260
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 4: You know, Tony?

1261
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 8: Nah, we won't know, Tony. Oh well, hee Doe? Who

1262
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 8: gave me the key to the god man? Nobody should

1263
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 8: have this key?

1264
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 4: Man?

1265
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know he gave.

1266
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,440
Speaker 8: Okay, but yeah, we're gonna be demo in the household.

1267
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 2: You know we here.

1268
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 8: You don't mind just getting your stuff out? Man, We'll

1269
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 8: keep it moving all right. I guess the good news

1270
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 8: is at least you came before we for the house

1271
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 8: fund to get your stuff out.

1272
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 4: Man.

1273
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is what it is, man, it it it it.

1274
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 5: It wasn't like it it was.

1275
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 2: It was like, alright, it be colder. He and yeah,

1276
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 2: I got your little man.

1277
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, what's that track though, I got you squatter land

1278
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 8: You the squatter landlord.

1279
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a new one. Hey, only in that Atlanta

1280
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 2: when you have a squatter landlord. He the squatter landlord.

1281
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 5: That's that's a new one.

1282
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,919
Speaker 2: All right, brother, thank you. I'll talk to you soon, brother.

1283
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1284
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 2: Man.

1285
00:58:35,240 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh okay, that's why he liked it in the post.