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Speaker 1: Is there anybody on the globe that hasn't heard about

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Speaker 1: the astronomer that was caught cheating with the head of HR.

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Speaker 2: Of course it's the head of HR.

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Speaker 1: What I didn't realize is there was a woman who

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Speaker 2: So that's how it got into the zeitgeist. Like a

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Speaker 1: Martin put them on the JumboTron, made a joke either

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Speaker 1: there shy or having an affair. Someone videoed it and

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Speaker 1: that's how it's become this international cheating scandal. Now, why

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Speaker 1: is this such a big deal Because it's relatable, Because

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Speaker 1: it's relatable because it's Jane from Accounting. It's not literally Jane,

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Speaker 1: but it's Jane from Accounting. It's Dan from the golf club.

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Speaker 1: It's the Call to Sac, It's that TV show your

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Speaker 1: it's all of us. It's what I believe is probably

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Speaker 1: ninety percent of people who do cheat, want to cheat,

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Speaker 1: just relatable. It's also the one thing no one's really

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Speaker 1: that if they just kept it cool, if they were

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Speaker 1: just chill, no one would know, like right, But then

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Speaker 1: you get fucking punched in the face and you're on

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Speaker 1: the ground like you are cheating. You're with somebody, you're

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Speaker 1: just hanging out. Most times, when you're in love and

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Speaker 1: you're feeling the oxytocin and you're feeling the feelings, you

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Speaker 2: Love is like cocaine.

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Speaker 1: Love and oxytocin and your hormones and your infatuation make

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Speaker 1: you think that things that are shitty ideas are good ideas,

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Speaker 1: like a going to the Coldplay concert to public displays

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Speaker 1: of affection at said Coldplay concert. Alcohol during cheating, which

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Speaker 1: is a great idea because that's what everybody does, is

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Speaker 2: You think it's a good idea.

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Speaker 1: Now compound Now you're compounding alcohol with infidelity, and you're

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Speaker 1: on a fucking JumboTron. But most maybe not most importantly

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Speaker 1: as importantly, play stupid games, win stuper prizes, fuck around

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Speaker 1: and find out so you decide your body your choice.

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Speaker 1: I say to my daughter, you don't do anything wrong,

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Speaker 2: It's boring.

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Speaker 1: I was saying to someone that I know it's easier

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Speaker 1: gotta keep up with your lives. You gotta do this,

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Speaker 1: you gotta do that. You get parandid. I go no,

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Speaker 1: that's a cop out. That's what you tell yourself to

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Speaker 1: by your impulses, just like it's easier to blow a

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Speaker 1: That's what you think about in the moment. That's what

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Speaker 1: That is easier. It's not easier in the long run.

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Speaker 1: Then restraint, then sacrifice, then cooler minds prevailing than not cheating,

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Speaker 1: Like what would their parents like study them in laboratories.

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Speaker 1: So this motherfucker and his girlfriend took the path of

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Speaker 1: her Facebook page. Comments are open. It's open season, fuck

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Speaker 1: around and find out. Now, let's talk about my coldplay story.

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Speaker 1: Remember when I have told you multiple times I'm always

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Speaker 1: Why was I it ends with us premiere? Why do

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Speaker 1: Why do I have a Coldplay concert story, like a

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Speaker 1: scandalous life changing You'll enjoy.

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Speaker 1: Why We're about to find out.

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Speaker 2: So I'm in the Hamptons.

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Speaker 1: I am doing a podcast on Serious.

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Speaker 1: So we're negotiating and that now I'm part of the

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Speaker 1: sure John bon Jovi's performed there. Like interesting people will

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Speaker 1: This story is true. It happened. I owe my side

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