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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy this covid N.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pop Yes that Kevin. Okay. You

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Speaker 1: know what, If you're gonna come at me with logic,

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Speaker 1: then I hope you forget that I warned you about

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Speaker 1: the chimpanzee who's coming for your soul later tonight, but

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Speaker 1: I regret. Let's meet a rocking shower in no particular order.

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Speaker 1: Please say good morning to Gary Anthony Williams. It's a

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Speaker 1: great morning, KP. A great morning, Georgia. On your mind.

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Speaker 1: Any thoughts on how you'll ring in the new year? Yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I am. And I do this every year just to

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Speaker 1: have a fresh restart. I always go out. I stripped

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Speaker 1: my house totally down with some of that home reformist

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Speaker 1: home stripping, and I rebria. I repaint everything every year.

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Speaker 1: I do this. How long is that? Usually? Take? Like

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Speaker 1: a half the year at least? Hey, it's James Heeney,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy two times, two times. Tell us about the first

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Speaker 1: time you purposely did not attend a class or perhaps

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Speaker 1: a full day in high school. Oh boy, it was

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Speaker 1: pretty bad. It's embarrassing. I called in for myself as

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Speaker 1: my dad. Yeah, and I was like I was an actor,

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Speaker 1: and I just I thought it was so. I was

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Speaker 1: just senior in high school and that was the first time,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, that was easy. And you

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Speaker 1: were a senior in high school you called in as

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Speaker 1: your dad. What kind of voice did you affect for pops?

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Speaker 1: I think I just did it. I tried to do

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Speaker 1: it too hard. I just did like, I'm just calling

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Speaker 1: because James Heeney sick and he can't come in. Instead

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Speaker 1: of saying my son, James, your father said I'm calling

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Speaker 1: in for James Geney. I don't really I graduated high school.

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Speaker 1: It must have been like five or six years ago.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty young. But it wasn't much more than like

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Speaker 1: an hour later that the phone at my house just

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Speaker 1: and this is before cell phone, just ringing and ringing

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Speaker 1: and ringing and ringing, ringing, and finally I was like, hello,

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Speaker 1: my mom and she's like, what are you doing at home?

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Speaker 1: It was like, well, you knew I was. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you were calling because you knew I was gonna eventually answer.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, so nailed. And did you ever do it again? Nope? Oh?

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Speaker 1: And you know what I remember, it wasn't when I

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Speaker 1: was a senior or a junior. I was a sophomore,

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Speaker 1: and I it came back and bit me in the ass. Later,

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Speaker 1: I had skipped a dance test in gym class, which

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Speaker 1: wasn't why I was skipping, but it ended up that

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Speaker 1: after like a year and I never did the test,

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Speaker 1: that test turned into an incomplete. So I failed JIM

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Speaker 1: my sophomore year. To retake I had to take to

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Speaker 1: gym classes my senior year. It was insane because I

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Speaker 1: skipped class one time in my whole damn life. I

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Speaker 1: want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I'll tell you why, because I've been praying to

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Speaker 1: a god that I know it doesn't exist for about

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Speaker 1: fifty years that I would meet someone who failed JIM class.

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Speaker 1: And I believe I've stalled just long enough to welcome

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Speaker 1: back Mark guys, Thanks for thanks for selling. I just

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Speaker 1: walked in the door. It's been a hot minute, it has.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to see all your smiling faces. Are you uh?

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Speaker 1: Are you done traversing the world for the program that

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Speaker 1: you work on? I am, I'm done. We we wrapped

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Speaker 1: about three weeks ago. Uh, completely COVID free. I did

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Speaker 1: try traversing the world this morning and cut myself brutally

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Speaker 1: at Basquez Rock Switch. If you guys have never been

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Speaker 1: there is amazing the start of the big star Trek Rock.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, and you thought you'd leave some of

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Speaker 1: your blood there, exactly. Yes, Well, I was trying to

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Speaker 1: do a case painting and I ran out of red.

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Speaker 1: It's it's still going a little bit, but I care

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Speaker 1: and I'm ready to improvise the red the band aid itself.

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Speaker 1: You're feeling funny, I'm feeling I'm feeling funny from the

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Speaker 1: left from the loss of blood. You're feeling funny, So

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Speaker 1: it's time to improvise. Welcome back, good sir, and it's

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Speaker 1: great to see your face, so great to see you. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll be damn there, Jackie d Ruthy, Jackie from the block.

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Speaker 1: What plans have you for the first week in the

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Speaker 1: new year of one? I just have to say thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for calling me Jackie from the block. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's just a dream, so wow. So already done my plans,

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Speaker 1: my solution. Everything is ready to go first week one,

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Speaker 1: hopefully moving into a new apartment. That is my Those

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Speaker 1: are my plans, and you know, I guess taking down

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Speaker 1: the Chris, that's right. Okay, what time would you like

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Speaker 1: Joey to show up to help you move? Joey has

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Speaker 1: helped me move before, Yes he has. He has moved

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Speaker 1: an entire apartment for me, uh, single handedly, so I

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Speaker 1: think he's done his due diligence. I'm gonna have to agree.

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Speaker 1: In fact, last but no more cheesy goodness for you

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Speaker 1: if you think at least it is time for Joey

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Speaker 1: Greer black Heart. What should I wear tonight? That's a

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Speaker 1: great question, and I know you're a little more conservative,

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Speaker 1: but I think you should slot it up. Can be honest,

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Speaker 1: keep going. You deserve it, and I think people in

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Speaker 1: your household want it. They want you to be comfortable

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Speaker 1: in your own skin, and they want you to show out.

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Speaker 1: You know, it is chill, but you know what, I

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Speaker 1: think there are there are tasteful ways to be sexy

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Speaker 1: and still be warm, and the third named the third

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Speaker 1: way to be sexy and warm, Well, I'd love to Actually,

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Speaker 1: this is why I wanted everyone here. So I have

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Speaker 1: a new line of nylon leggings that that go all

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Speaker 1: the way into unitard and they actually cover the head completely.

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Speaker 1: you anyway. Here's another silly scene suggestion from my huge

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Speaker 1: supply of shameless rip offs. An airline pilot has a

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Speaker 1: challenge day at work when the plane he's flying has

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Speaker 1: been changed in the last minute to an obsolete and

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Speaker 1: creaky old plane because of the company cut backs. All

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Speaker 1: the best to you guys Toivo, UH ground is Captain Phillips.

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Speaker 1: We're checking uh last minute checks on what I believe

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Speaker 1: is the nineteen model in this particular fly. That's right,

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Speaker 1: Captain Phillips. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mark. Are you working today?

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Speaker 1: Uh no, No, you're right, you're right. I'm no, I'm

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Speaker 1: just I'm just I'm just observing. I'm just observing. I'm

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Speaker 1: I myself would like the time off. I would like

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Speaker 1: time to see my children. So if you're working today,

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Speaker 1: I'm already I have to go by Wait wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to be observing. This is my first day.

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Speaker 1: This is not good. Hey, let me help you do this, buddy.

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Speaker 1: First of all, go ahead and take a seat and

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Speaker 1: get comfortable. You'll probably find some cheesy potatoes to your left. Hope. So,

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Speaker 1: oh she did leave cheesy potatoes. Yeah, that is that's

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Speaker 1: very nice. Has come through the checks. Yeah, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: about the mix up with the planes. I feel like

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Speaker 1: that's probably my bad. You know it's but you're you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be great. You're gonna be great with this. When

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Speaker 1: it is model, it looks like there's a there's a

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Speaker 1: handbook down here. It's uh, it's got all the most

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Speaker 1: of these pages are pretty yellowed. Though. You're probably gonna

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Speaker 1: Why don't you go ahead and read me the third

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Speaker 1: check if you would? Okay, the third check is, oh,

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Speaker 1: it looks like there's a big coffee smudge across it.

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Speaker 1: The only word I can make out is emergency and

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Speaker 1: important are the only two words I can read. Alright, family,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be the Christmas tree. You're not dad,

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Speaker 1: all right. I'm married to your mom and it makes

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Speaker 1: me the second best thing. Guys. Uh, we're gonna need

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Speaker 1: to consolidate some of these suitcases though, because we're not

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Speaker 1: paying for you to each hop a check in BAC,

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Speaker 1: but my dad, dad is to pay. We never conslid data.

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Speaker 1: Call it be nice? I told you, can you be nice?

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Speaker 1: I told you it's okay. We're just having a good time.

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Speaker 1: It's Christmas time. My dad is so wealthy. But that

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Speaker 1: of each nas a lie. Don't be a liar, Colin.

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Speaker 1: I did not raise a liar. Yeah. Sorry. Anyways, So

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Speaker 1: and he's not the one going on Christmas vacation with you.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that? I feel like when you used when you

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me, flight attendant. Yes, yes, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: I'm having a problem getting my seat show back or forward.

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Speaker 1: Oh that this actually, sir, this is a model airplane

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Speaker 1: it's a it's a funny Uh, it's a funny little

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Speaker 1: I could I could maybe grab your actually love to

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Speaker 1: so so comfort on a plane. Yes, but I was

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Speaker 1: importance of love. Yeah, exactly the same time, at the

420
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: same time that was on the mother's side. On the

421
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: father's side was a whole different tale. Hey, Mikey, tell

422
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: him the story of the grandmother and grandfather on the

423
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: father's side. Oh, the story of the grand grandmother and

424
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 1: grandfather and father's side. I'm saw the breath I didn't

425
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: know it's gonna be telling. I thought I was just

426
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: coming up to here. You have this story because I

427
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: like your haf this story so much. Just come down.

428
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: I guess that I can just drink it slow, Mike,

429
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: you drink it slow. The water board, Oh my god,

430
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 1: I say you guys, you want to tell you the

431
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: story about the grandparents on the ah. I don't feel

432
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 1: so good drinking water. That was the day that monkey

433
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: left this earth with the belly full of water? Too much, professor,

434
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Um. In the in the remake starring Johnny Depp,

435
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: suck nuts, man, I thought I could ask both of you,

436
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: please go ahead, Okay, I am in the remake and

437
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 1: also suck nuts. I'm listening. I'm taking them. Yeah. Uh.

438
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp's version had a really clean haircut, and um,

439
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: I felt Jane Walder's hair was kind of all over

440
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: the place, if not utterly confused. And I'm just wondering

441
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: if that doesn't speak more about the grandparents involvement and

442
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: their inspiration to Charlie in the latter film. Yes, ma'am,

443
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: go ahead, please, I just feel like I can speak

444
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 1: on this um to me. The Johnny Depp version is

445
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: just like a bunch of like chocolate covered fun nuts.

446
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: That's how fucking bad it is. So if you're going

447
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: to even compare them, then you might as well flush

448
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: yourself down a fucking toilet. Uh. And please forgive me

449
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: if I'm being out of time and step and out

450
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: of tune with you too. You know, as your professor,

451
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: there are certain things I shouldn't say. But I've been

452
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: called chocolate covered fun nuts for the majority of my life. No, no, no,

453
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: it's actually a very positive name to tell. I was

454
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: born Caucasian from the waist up and African American just

455
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: below the belly button to where a pair of low

456
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 1: ride shorts would hit you. My nuts, unexplicably, were chocolate,

457
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 1: chocolate chocolate cover. It was called chocolate covered funck nuts

458
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: from the today that the doctor pulled me, not crying

459
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: but helping myself out of my mother's vaginal canal. No. No.

460
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 1: Page twenty eight of the book, Like Professor, I was

461
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: on the back of your clouds. I'm sure you saw me.

462
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 1: Yes I did. Hello, Hi, my name is Dr Logan

463
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 1: Police I mean, and do be the favor of spelling

464
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: your first name L O G A M. Yes, go ahead,

465
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: Dr logan. Come to my attention that with your work

466
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 1: and anthropology as well as archaeology and filmography, you're an

467
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: expert in the field and we might have a job

468
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: that is perfectly up your alley. Come to our people

469
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: driving me up there? They go right ahead. Let's come

470
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: to our attention that an original copy of parts of

471
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: the Caribbean has been lost, and it's somewhere in Rome.

472
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: We need you to go there right now on a

473
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: on a bus. Should you realize who's in Rome? Don't

474
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: you you realize who you would be sending me to

475
00:28:54,240 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: see in Rome? Don't you? I do, Yes, I'm at

476
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: a papa. How can I help you, your holiness? There's

477
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: a there's a professor here to see your professor from America.

478
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: Professor from America. Yes, yes, your Holiness? Did I let

479
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: him in? Did you catch you his name? I maybe

480
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: even a nick and I did hear his nickname? I'm

481
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: reluctant to say it because it's it seems a bit

482
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: off color for Vatican City, sir. But remember we don't

483
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: use the terms of like off of color anymore. Okay, okay, well, this,

484
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: sir is um If I may introduce Professor Chocolate covered

485
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: fu nuts. Professor, I've heard of you in the teachings

486
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: of American Cinematic Genius. Yes you have. Can I ask

487
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: what if? What honor should I have to have you

488
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: a present? In the much embers I was sent to

489
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: see something out. I was so infatuated with the guy.

490
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: Spelling of his first name, I can't recall what it was.

491
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: It was l O G A N. Let me call

492
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: him on the phone quickly. Please, please take all the

493
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: time where you need. Just take much time making the

494
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: hand the craft the pizza past Oh that sounds lovely.

495
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: If you wouldn't mind making me a slice, I would

496
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:26,479
Speaker 1: I do crazy over. You're like a pepperoni who doesn't

497
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: as as my father used to say, only an idiot

498
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: wouldn't like pepperoni. Oh, I like it to sounder your papa.

499
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me make this quick call. Hello. Yes,

500
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: this is the professor. Hi, this is logan being easy

501
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: And if you'd like to leave a message, feel free

502
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: to leave a message. If you don't, that's also a

503
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: percent ocades up to you. This voicemail is for you

504
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: to that not. So if you want to anything you need,

505
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: just leave it in the voicemail. I'll be able to

506
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: get to you and just after the beach, just say

507
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: whatever you need to logan. I hope this machine can end.

508
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: Oh boy, here we are. I hope this machine can

509
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: answer questions. I just got to Rome and I was

510
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: so infatuated with the way he spelled your first name.

511
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: I completely forgot why you sent me here. I knew

512
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: I was going on a bus looking, but that's all

513
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: I can. Well. If the machine doesn't answer questions, I

514
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: because I'm just speaking into thin air. Your message has completed.

515
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: If you'd like to re listen to your message, press one.

516
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: If you're happy with your message, press two. I think

517
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm rather happy with it, not like Charlie's grandmother and grandfather.

518
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: I'm completely happy. Two. Your message has been deleted. Would

519
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 1: you like it should get me more of dope? Please?

520
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: Are Birth of the Pizza again? Yes, your holiness, thank

521
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: you guys so much for having me over for some gruel.

522
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: But what I really want is a delicious beef Wellington

523
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: and I wanted. Oh, Charlie, your your friend is your

524
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: friend is a little abrasive here in our home. Go

525
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: ahead and say charging your friends a bit, Charlie, she's

526
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: a right excuse me Rua look in every mind to leave.

527
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: We wouldn't stop you for Ruca if you wanted to leave,

528
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: But well, I'd nowhere to go. If you noticed, my

529
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: chaperone never came out of the chocolate factory, but I did.

530
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: That's terribly sad. Is Do you think that maybe your

531
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: chaperone is avoiding you because you're unpleasant as a child? No?

532
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: Not now, I am Well that's kind of what we

533
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: were hoping for. Maybe take a little responsibility for your behavior. Yeah,

534
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: maybe take a little responsibility. What we know about the

535
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: Wonker Man is that he does evil insty people. I

536
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: can't believe they were putting me in the name. It

537
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: seems to me he does what people have comeing to him.

538
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: Now it feels like a little like come up and

539
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: for everybody, that's what it feels like. Definition of calm.

540
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: It was on that day that the grandparents realized that

541
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: they both agreed on something, and they were happy about

542
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: agreeing on something the same. I think I love you

543
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: more than ever, Georgie. Well, I think I love you too, Georgina.

544
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: They're floating about, oh goodness, oh goodness. Oh yeah. I

545
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: don't know if you heard, but all that Wonka candy

546
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: got recalled. Apparently they're like human body parts and ship

547
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: in the chocolate and all the candy you got, like

548
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: all chewed up and mixed into every hill. How you

549
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: guys talking about that? The candy recall that the that's wild? Yeah,

550
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: I heard about that, all right. I just ran I

551
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: have this. Holy Mikey, Oh my god, he make you?

552
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, mike are you okay? Holy sh Stitches,

553
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 1: just give me that knife? Give me ane hey, which

554
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:18,720
Speaker 1: one the pocket knife on the jack knife one? You know? Take? Okay? Okay, Mikey,

555
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut into your chest. Okay, I'm gonna break

556
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: open your your rib cage. I'm gonna try to get

557
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: your heart out. Okay, do you understand me? He's never

558
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: funding Okay, Stitches, Okay, hold his arms down. Okay, Mikey,

559
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stab you now. Okay, he stabbing me? Okay, okay,

560
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: mike can you hear me? Just fine? There two knives

561
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: in my chest? Okay, Mikey, I missed the part of it.

562
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: What's happening? Oh my god, O god, you're awake, Mikey.

563
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to break open your rib cage. You here,

564
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: now I'm fine. Hear me, Mike, He's gonna have to

565
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: crack open your ribbons. My ribs have fine now, he

566
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: said he's fine. He said he's fine. They'll need the

567
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: clock off its webs. Just get off of me. Okay.

568
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: I love you, Okay, I love you. To do this anymore.

569
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 1: It's nice. I know, I know I should have been

570
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: talking to you so much more, but I don't know why. Lulu.

571
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 1: You have a body to dispose. Come to my factory, sir,

572
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: and Mr Wonker's not really. I mean, we got to

573
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: dispose it. But this is a good friend, Mike. So

574
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: we really want like a kind of like a peaceful burial.

575
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: If you can't have nice some of this unrespectable, you

576
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: never know what's nice un respectable until things start getting crazy. Okay, yeah, chocolate,

577
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: bring your friendly What the fun is that? Let me?

578
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: I hope you get rid of your friend. There. We

579
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: cut them up into pieces and put them into chocolate.

580
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: Can you follow me? Okay? If I'm a kind of

581
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: peaceful burial, you're looking for given a foundry? Yeah, you've

582
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: found one. Okay, I've never heard of one. Tell me

583
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: about it. Sorry, Pope, I called Logan's number, and I

584
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: still I didn't get in my head, absolutely no idea. Why. Well,

585
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: at least so you're taking your time, oh with your

586
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: audience with the Pope. But most people there in the

587
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: hurry and it's a kind of disrespect for But you,

588
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,439
Speaker 1: on the other hand, seem to have all the time

589
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: in the day. So if it should dawn on you

590
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: while you're here at some point, to let me know.

591
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: In the meantime, we'll have ourselves a pizza. This is wonderful.

592
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: Would you like something to drink it with your pizza?

593
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: I would love it. Sparkling water perhaps, Uh, sparkling water,

594
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: it's appropriate. Oh no, what did I sparkling the water?

595
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: That's what you think of? The pope has sparkling water?

596
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: Is that? What do you think is a mini fridge?

597
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: I mean it's a respectable water. It was bought by

598
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: Coca Cola, but still is a very tasty water. He

599
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: meant no harm, sir. I'm fighting them, finding them. Get

600
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: him a Coca Cola for sake, Yes, sir, Please put

601
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:24,760
Speaker 1: your Mpton down, sir, Please please don't do it today.

602
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this class is still out. I don't

603
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: know where the professor. This is crazy you you were

604
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: in uh professor chocolate covered nuts class as well? Right,

605
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: yeah you, yeah, yeah, I was, yeah right, I was

606
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 1: just I'm just wondering, like what's going on? I hope,

607
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: like I mean, there are these credits gonna be transferable.

608
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: Are we gonna get an automatic pass? Or oh? I don't.

609
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: I don't go to this college. Just kind of popped in.

610
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 1: Check out some classes, pop out, make some friends so

611
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: you don't go to this you're not in the class,

612
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: then sleep with two George pop out? Okay books, I'm

613
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: gonna pop out, all right, thank you. I gotta go

614
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: bite all on some dust. Why not pop out? Hi?

615
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:26,720
Speaker 1: Is the librarian here? Sorry? I'm sorry? Is the librarian here? Hello? Yeah,

616
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: I just got to ship filled copies of Catcher in

617
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: the Rye and I'm just trying to then I've got

618
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: to go. I hope you find the librarian. Uh excuse me,

619
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: I'm the librarian hero. Yeah. I was born with something

620
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: called split vision, where I can read, but I can't

621
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: see how. I have to split my reading out of

622
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: right eye and left at the same time. And I

623
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: got two copies of Catching the Rye from the library

624
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: and both of them are shut filled they're both ship filled. Yes,

625
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: when I catch the monster that's been shipping in our books,

626
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous here. But if you wipe this ship,

627
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 1: it's not just a complaint. I merely wanted you to know.

628
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: Not no, not at all. Like the books were still

629
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: a stack of ship filled books back here. We're trying

630
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: to figure out what to do with them, because nine

631
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 1: out of tend people don't like ship in their books.

632
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: I don't love them or hate them. I'm indifferent about them.

633
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 1: I merely wanted you to know if you need them,

634
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: read I because if you check this out and brought

635
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: it in with ship in there, I would assume it

636
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: was you and we would be finding you. I can

637
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: promise you. I've never shot in a book before. Brian,

638
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: your report on catching the rye Um is interesting. It

639
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: seems like a majority of this story eluded you for

640
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: some reason, Like there are big chunks that you just

641
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: I guess didn't process or didn't they were they were

642
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: they were for lack of edit word yeah big chunks.

643
00:39:55,719 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. So um. Normally I I'd asked you to

644
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: redo it, but I'm actually gonna I'm actually gonna fail

645
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:07,919
Speaker 1: you out of college completely filed me out of college completely. Yeah.

646
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: I've talked to talk to your other professors and we

647
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 1: all agreed. I'll call my dad, Mr Logan and he'll

648
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: take care of this. Mr Logan for Professor Logan. Yeah,

649
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 1: well I call him Mr Logan at home. Well, of

650
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,760
Speaker 1: course he's your dad. I'm so sorry, Brian, I didn't

651
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 1: know that. Why don't Why don't Why don't I take

652
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: another look at this paper and maybe I can maybe

653
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 1: maybe it's a a bus Hey, Brian, you go here? Yeah, yeah,

654
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: me too, I go here. Well I guess we both

655
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: go here. Yeah, but at the same time, not in

656
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: an official way, you know what I mean. So like,

657
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: if you get kicked out, it's not even a big deal.

658
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: You can still come in, shoot on some books, by

659
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: some desks or whatever you want. Whoa you said, come in,

660
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 1: then by some dust, But in between those you said out. Yeah.

661
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 1: Sometimes you get away with it, right, Sometimes you don't.

662
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to show you a book that I have

663
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: and tell me if you recognize Okay, oh yeah, that's

664
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: my that's my handiwork for sure. Yeah, that's me Johnson.

665
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: Can I see you in my office? Please? Just looking

666
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: over at this latest report you're turned turned in, and

667
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm as wild as you can see, having trouble speaking. Uh,

668
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: you are now claiming that nine out of ten people

669
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: don't prefer their books to have shipped in them, and

670
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:43,439
Speaker 1: I'm just curious. So you're saying one out of ten

671
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: are super good with it. Well, what I think is

672
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:52,919
Speaker 1: happening is that's ten out of a hundred Johnson. Yeah,

673
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: so what I'm thinking is going on is there that's

674
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: out of a thousand. It's I mean, the apps will

675
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 1: stay the same no matter how much you exponentially increase them.

676
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: But what I think is is they probably all don't

677
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: like it, but only one out of ten are not

678
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: going to verbalize it, and they just bring it back.

679
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: They just say nothing. So you're gonna make the assumption

680
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna error on the side of their

681
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: cool with ship on their book. No. I just I've

682
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: taken every book that I find with ship inside of it.

683
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: I put it aside in a separate pile every book.

684
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: So there's a pile of ship covered. But I call

685
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: it a pile of ship. Yeah. Well you are Captain

686
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: on the nose, Dean. I hope you stuck it to

687
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 1: a child a day with fractions. I hope you told

688
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: them all about it. I certainly did. Yeah, have another beer,

689
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Let me let me say this

690
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: that important. Yes it is. It's from It's from Rome, delicious.

691
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: I just imported it. I didn't have anything to do

692
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: with with making it. I just uh, Now, the professor

693
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: who used to work here, he he, he went to Roman.

694
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: Now he's important. He's importing beer out of that. Holy cow?

695
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: What is he still in Rome? Nobody nobody's thought about

696
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: that in a while. And I guess nobody really, nobody

697
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 1: really know. Is this the professor? They want to see

698
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: the pope? Yeah? Yeah, he went to see the pope

699
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:24,760
Speaker 1: apparently and never came back. Says they never came back. Dingdong, knock, knock, knock.

700
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: I'm here at the door. I'd like to know if

701
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: I can come in. Oh, Dean, is your office? Is

702
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: it okay if this guy comes in? Oh, it's an

703
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: open door policy. Absolutely, Come on, Thank you? How are you? Uh? Mr?

704
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: Our better students? I recognize I've been um. Thank you

705
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: very very much. It's it's not mine. I guess that's

706
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: what I like about it. Most of all is one

707
00:43:56,160 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: of our favorites. Did you have a question? No, no, no, okay,

708
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, I've been working at there a

709
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: minute and myself and everyone else has pink. That's fuck.

710
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: Somewhere Charlie's grandparents were wondering what happened. See three Coach

711
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: patron Happy Karen, who wrote Happy Endless Pandemic scene suggestion.

712
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: Valid girls perform a scene from Shakespeare with love from

713
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: Karen and Kenton, Ohio. Darling, I heard you got the

714
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: part in the hood. You got the part in the

715
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: school play. That's that's wonderful. Like I totally deserved it.

716
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: I worked really hard and like I'm I'm gonna crush

717
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: it on stage. Tell your father what parts you got?

718
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: Tell your father, tell me what Darling? I love you

719
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: before reinforcing, reinforcing our daughters. I'm so supported it makes

720
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: me sick already. But please, what part did little miss

721
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: Sunshine get this time? Like I'm gonna be Juliet, which

722
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: is a pretty big deal because she's one of the

723
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: partitular roles in Romeo and Juliet. So you're our daughters

724
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: doing Shakespeare. God, no, no, no, no, God, What does

725
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: the world come to? Larry me. Yes, whatever our daughter

726
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: chooses should be okay with us. I know it should

727
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 1: be right. It should be I should love her unconditionally

728
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: like I love our son, who's an angel here. And

729
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: I can hear everything you choose are saying, and I

730
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 1: don't feel like you're supporting me. Your mother and I

731
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: made a promise that if we were going to fight

732
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: in private, we fight in front of you as well. Look, Kathleen,

733
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: your mother and I disagree on how to raise you.

734
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: If you want to beat Juliet in that place, you

735
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: get out there and you'll be the best. Damn Juliet.

736
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: It's as I'm concerned your mother things differently. However, Well,

737
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: let's do a quick test, shall we. Darling, go ahead

738
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: and spell Juliette for us. Won't you like j you

739
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: l I E T e oh no, oh no, Kathleen,

740
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: Kathleen and Amanda to the stage please. Woodland Hills High

741
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: School is not going to perform Shakespeare on its own.

742
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: The lights hold the lights please, definitely. Okay, alright, alright,

743
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: so we're doing the scene. We're doing it. Juliet and

744
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: the nurse. It's it's the scene right before the balcony scene.

745
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: I assume you've Kathleen, where's your script? Like, I just

746
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: watched the Lena Caprio movie of it, and I think

747
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: I've got it. But really, the only part I'm really

748
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: confident in is the balconies scene, So like, could we

749
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: just start there? No, we're not starting. A man is

750
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 1: not even in the balcony scene. Do the scene with

751
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: a man? Amanda, you're off book. I assume you're always

752
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: off book. Yes, yes, I am very off book. I've

753
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:18,280
Speaker 1: never even looked at it. See this is called acting,

754
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: nat Lane. Now right, let's take it from the top

755
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: of the scene. Could you like just give me a like,

756
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: like a totally brief summary of what's going to happen

757
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 1: in the scene. And then in this scene, the nurse

758
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: and Juliet are discussing the young man that Juliet has

759
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: just met at a party. And that's right, I got

760
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:45,439
Speaker 1: I got a guy. M A rose by a rose.

761
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: There's a's never a rose by a name, never by

762
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: a name like a nurse. Um, this is he's like

763
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: really a hunky dude. Stop there for a second, Amanda.

764
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: That was perfect. That was every line perfect. But for

765
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: God's sake, Kathleen, there's no there's no like in the

766
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: middle of a Shakespeare and Shakespeare did not say to

767
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: be or like not to be? He said no to be.

768
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: I'm trying to modernize it. Isn't that the new thing

769
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:18,439
Speaker 1: that everybody's doing, like banadizing it? For God's sake, Let's

770
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 1: start from the top of the scene. Please, how rose

771
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: by Rose is a rose, no matter the name rose? Like,

772
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: could you just do me a favor and could you

773
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: modernize what you're saying because I don't understand what you're

774
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: saying to me. Don't modernize what you're saying. Do not know.

775
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: Do not take notes from another actor on stage. Please,

776
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: that's right, You've already told me that. And never make

777
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: eye contact with you and man, Professor Juliard, I want

778
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: to talk to you about the way you were waking

779
00:48:53,239 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: with today at your socar rehosal. Yes, yes, might of

780
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 1: course means parents called us today. The father was very

781
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: disagreeable to your actions towards her. However, the mother approved

782
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 1: of you. Scolden someone that's got some sense in that family.

783
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to continue to walk a tight line.

784
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm also asking you God, this is hard for me

785
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 1: as a man who's been at the school forever? Will

786
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: you marry me? But that's not that's what I was

787
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: expecting to hear. It wasn't what I was expecting to say.

788
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,439
Speaker 1: In her life, looked into your eyes, ding, don't knock

789
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: knock him at the door. I'm so sorry to her, principle.

790
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 1: But professor, to the looks like Amanda, she's one of

791
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: your students. Is in the play. Yes, she broke both

792
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: of her legs, her knees have out of her skin.

793
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: She's not gonna be able to be in the play. Principal.

794
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry belate that question, sir. I'll come back

795
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: to you, of course, of course, do what you must.

796
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: Flee go on. How are you, Principal? Help me? I'm sorry,

797
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: I was full of on we I was just looking

798
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: out my window. I'm fine, I'm I guess I've been

799
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: stricken by something I called. I said yes, you said

800
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,320
Speaker 1: yes to me, But I asked you last week and

801
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: you you said, let me think about it. I'm I

802
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 1: moved on. Oh oh um oh, let me um no, no, no,

803
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: let me know if I can I can. Uh hey, ken,

804
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: let me just tell you. I read your review of

805
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: the Woodland Hills uh performance Woodenly Hills, high performance of

806
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: Romeo and Julian. I just gotta say, as wonderful as

807
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: that production might have been, your review of it was

808
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: possibly the most entertaining thing I've read all year. I'm sorry, Ken,

809
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: before you answer, uh, I just want to know there's

810
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 1: a call for you online two, line seven and line eleven.

811
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 1: They all came in at the same time. If you

812
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: need to get that, I'm happy to well, I I'd

813
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: like to take decent private but all I know I'll

814
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: step out, So you go ahead. Okay, Well you also

815
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: step out. I mean these are I'll step out, but

816
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: I'll step out. I do want to listen in online

817
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: eleven though. I'm just I've always been curious about the

818
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: line of level. Well, it's rarely used. I think it's

819
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: because a lot of people are either angry or happy.

820
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: Let me just I gotta get to one of them,

821
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: which Logan. Here, it's Logan's voicemail. If you want to

822
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: leave a voicemail, feel free. This voicemail is open to

823
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 1: you anyone who wants to use it. Not a problem

824
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: or two was a voicemail recording seven and eleven. Then

825
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: I'll step out, all right? Seven can this is your

826
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: medium speaking just kind of calling you back. Thank god. Yeah,

827
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: I reviewed a high school play and I hurt some

828
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: people's feelings and other people's I'm going to have to

829
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: remind you again. I'm less of a therapist and more

830
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 1: of just liaison between you and the afterlife and people

831
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 1: in the afterlife. So if you can keep the person

832
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 1: I didn't understand. I thought you were psychic. I'm a medium,

833
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: ye um. I can communicate with people who have passed

834
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: on to the next life, and that helps you tell

835
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: the future, right, and that gives me an understanding of

836
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: what the afterlife people have to say. But I can't

837
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: say that I have future stick random. Sorry, but you're

838
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 1: losing a ship ton of business here at your psychic center.

839
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 1: Ken did a hit job on you on the local news. Yeah,

840
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: like this this piece. If you read it, I mean,

841
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: it's dragging you, Miranda. It's bad. Let me look at it,

842
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: let me see it. Yeah, but's so entertaining. That's the cartoons.

843
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: If you go to the other side, if you read down,

844
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: you'll see the article. Oh that's a sick burn, that's

845
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: a deep burn. That's the kind of burn that you

846
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: die from. Hey, Larry Kim was listening in on you,

847
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: telling her about the hit job that he did on her.

848
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 1: He did a hit job on your combo. Bro, take

849
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: a look at this. It's all over twits, over twigs.

850
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry on Twitter, I say Twitch, this TwixT is good. No,

851
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: by the es, Twitter, I'm sorry out what the what

852
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: the fucking my ask? Holy shit? Yeah, holy ship, dude,

853
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 1: I'm getting docks. This is my personal info. Yeah yeah, no,

854
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: that's what he does. But it's also entertaining. He's entertaining

855
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 1: to you, to me, this is this is my life. Man,

856
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:30,280
Speaker 1: nothing knock knock, thaning thing. I'm coming through the auditorium. Dogs,

857
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 1: I don't care for productions happening. Oh, dear God, I'm

858
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,760
Speaker 1: gonna drag my half a body up to that stage

859
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 1: of dear God. Amanda, Amanda, you've been replaced in this production, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda.

860
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: Come come sit, sit, sit, sit down. Look they're already

861
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 1: deep into choices with my legs as they are. Fine,

862
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: then just then sort of just be there, don't sit,

863
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: don't stand just right, just ride there and look you

864
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: you were and remained the best actor that this school

865
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 1: has ever seen in a thousand years. But you've got

866
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: no but you've got no working legs right now. I'm

867
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 1: sorry I had to put another student up there on

868
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,399
Speaker 1: the stage, Trevor. Just a couple of questions. I see

869
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 1: that you attended the Royal Academy Dramatic Arts. Wow, and

870
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:33,320
Speaker 1: then you took a job, oh, directing the musicals and

871
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 1: plays at the Woodland Hills High School in discorrect California.

872
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,279
Speaker 1: Are you going to ask me what went wrong? And

873
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: when I was just going to do that? Let me

874
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: grab a bottle of four roses, and four actual roses.

875
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 1: I'm not here to judge in any way, shape or form.

876
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, fine, what do we have to

877
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: say that? I am curious about the bridge between these

878
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 1: two locations, the two the bridge between Professor Juliard and

879
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: and Woodland Hills High School. Yep, well the bridge was

880
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: an actual bridge. The bridge was a bridge that I

881
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: drove over. Got motion picture style amnesia. Had two legs

882
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 1: and casts, two arms and casts. So when a man

883
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: is going through I understand right now, I know, I

884
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 1: know what it's like. Dear lord man. Yes, I don't

885
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: want to talk about it any further. Oh you're gonna

886
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: talk about this and me. When I asked you to

887
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 1: marry me, I never realized we had had a broken

888
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: bone before. I know that like weak man, darling, I've

889
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 1: not proven myself weak in any way since then. My God,

890
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 1: you're the only thing in my life. What where will

891
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: I find another who will love me? And merrit not

892
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: ask these questions, Ask not the questions for how hard

893
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,439
Speaker 1: it's not ready to receive? Van quiet answers, Oh God,

894
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: she's she expnswering me go, whether go with I? Just that?

895
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 1: Look away from me now? I look away from you

896
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 1: now because there is another, my love, another that has

897
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: stormed upon the entrails of my heart and come in

898
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,479
Speaker 1: such voice as yours, and in such kindness as yours.

899
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: Who it is tis the very principle of the school

900
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: at which I, at which I attend. He hath asked

901
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: me to be his bride, and I shall say yes,

902
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 1: For his eye does resemble thine eye, his voice does

903
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: resemble thy voice resemblance Why does I run to him

904
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: and not stay here with me? Lie down beside me,

905
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 1: sweet husband? Yeah, yeah, verily, my wife, Tis tis been

906
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:46,960
Speaker 1: tis been troubles at tis been troubles at the at

907
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: the school our leading lady. Think I checked. I checked

908
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: all your credit and it looks like you're you both

909
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: will be ready to be financed for this new Yeah,

910
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: just a matter of seconds. So we're ready to go

911
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: whenever you two are so right now, if we're still

912
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: if we're still to be one another's special Okay, okay,

913
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: could you give me give us a four more minutes, please?

914
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 1: Four more minutes? You got it right here in the

915
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: bed of this and and by the way, it does

916
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: have their reclining seats correct, Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, he did.

917
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: I think so. So this everything in here, and you're

918
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: also getting the Premium Sports package. This is the PS package,

919
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: so it just just yeah, so it's all all bells

920
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 1: and whistle. I'll give you. I'll give you too a moment. Yeah,

921
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: take your time, folks, Kyle, come with me. You let

922
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 1: them fuck in the truck before you close, or want

923
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: to give a ship as long as I get the sale,

924
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: who gives a crap? That's exactly why I'm asking. I've

925
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: had I've had customers dump inside the center console and

926
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: not drive off. Okay, goodnight, are just bragging the point

927
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: is close? Or good day? Sir? Hey how about this?

928
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: How about I said good day, good, good day to you, sir.

929
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: Do not bite your thumb at me, Katherine. I don't

930
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 1: want to see you. I don't have the strength like

931
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that even though that

932
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: you can't be in the play, like we're doing pretty

933
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: good without you, and the new nurse is a little

934
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: bit more like my acting style. So I think it's

935
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: like going to work out how it felt when you

936
00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: Tanya hardened me to stop the play, and now it

937
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: keeps going and it's better without me. Do you sell

938
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: how it felt to have you get a random car

939
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 1: salesman to pretend to be a janitor at our school

940
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 1: and tell I should be kicked out just because my

941
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: bones were poking out of my life. Like if your

942
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: leg bones break, that probably means your armbones are good break,

943
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 1: and then then it was probably the best for you anyway.

944
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: There was so many options, so many options to keep

945
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 1: me on that stage, and you took it from me.

946
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: So don't come into my hospital room and tell me

947
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: about my brittle bones. Well, I like brought these flowers.

948
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: So nobody working in this car dealership, there's nobody in

949
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: here at all. I need some service. I want to

950
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 1: buy a damn trup. Yes, sir, Yes, sir, How can

951
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah, I'm looking for something that's been

952
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: fresh to fund and I'm looking for that's the one,

953
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: all right. I'm looking for one that literally has been fresh.

954
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: And I want to buy a fleet to these motherfucking trup. Well,

955
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: we have one for certain on the show room. And

956
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: if you like the fleet. I'm so sorry that I

957
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: that I ever doubted you, my darling. That's all I

958
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: had done, and I'm sorry that I doubted you as well.

959
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: That was wonderful. Shall we again? I'm sorry to say

960
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 1: that again? Shall we gain? Yes? Let us engage in

961
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: Merryman and these new weather tech insoles. You can put

962
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 1: them in any truck bed, any lining. Not only are

963
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 1: they gonna get rid of soil, not only are they

964
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: gonna get rid of coffee stains or water, but they'll

965
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: get rid of jiz to or any other kind of

966
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 1: bodily fluid slashes, rusting sir. I'm just looking to get

967
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 1: a truck. Yeah. Congratulations to our graduating class. Now please

968
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: come up to the stage from the auditorium and accept

969
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: your diplomas. Up first, Amanda a ard Varkian, Oh God, left,

970
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 1: but riddle my way up there. Just God just for today.

971
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:04,960
Speaker 1: But oh we love to leave him on a high. Uh,

972
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 1: let's thank all of our alchemists, starting of course with

973
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: uh the sudden return without warning of Mr Mark Gagliar,

974
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: like like our show had already started. Thanks for letting

975
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: me come and play. Yes, um uh Mark, so you

976
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 1: you've traversed the globe finishing the season. Have Do they

977
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: have any idea when when the new season might drop?

978
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 1: We're thinking I, We're hoping, we're thinking January, So January

979
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: and CBS look out for Blood and Treasure season two.

980
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: Flood and Treasure to returning to c Congrats on that,

981
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 1: and uh, great to see your face. So good to

982
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: see you guys. This it makes me so happy. Gary Williams. Yeah, um,

983
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 1: all the best in Chicago Land. Thank you friend, by

984
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: the way, just that you know nothing can go wrong

985
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: in my world, Just so you know that nothing, nothing

986
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 1: could possibly go wrong. No, no, no, Thank you so

987
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,920
Speaker 1: much for being here where folks might find you on

988
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 1: the socials or anywhere else that you might direct them

989
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 1: if you want. My podcast is at Gary and it's

990
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 1: at day drinking with Gary and Elliott, or you just

991
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 1: look at me up on the Instagram at Gary Anthony Williams. Well,

992
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 1: thank you for that. I'll start the most thank oh man,

993
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 1: having happy holidays. Thanks. Let circle back to gags for

994
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 1: a moment. I forgot to ask if you wanted to

995
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: plug any such project. Um Thrilling Adventure Ours Brilling Adventure

996
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 1: has a live We have a live Thrilling Adventure Our

997
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve show on How Seats Live. Also on

998
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 1: how Seats Live. Uh is we got this with Mark

999
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: and how uh with myself and how Loveland. We just

1000
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 1: uh we just dropped a music and comedy show and

1001
01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 1: that I hope you'll enjoy so far out all right,

1002
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 1: Jackie d Ruthie, happy holidays to you as well. Thank

1003
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 1: you Happy holidays, and folks will find you on the

1004
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: socials by your name, yeah at Jackie Ruthy. And also

1005
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm at the Most Wonderful Pot of the Year. It's

1006
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: the most wonderful pod of the year. If it's hard

1007
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 1: for you to remember, well, I know one particular, one

1008
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:18,080
Speaker 1: particular episode of that podcast was just fantastic. One particular yeah, yeah, yeah.

1009
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: We talked about a really cool movie called Blizzard with

1010
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 1: a really odd guest. Odd but it was a good episode. Hey,

1011
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:28,480
Speaker 1: I had fun, is all I know? Joey great, Thank

1012
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 1: you as well, young man. Thank you. You can find me.

1013
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 1: Let us know how your your audience with the Pope goes.

1014
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: I will I met the Pope And let me just

1015
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:42,439
Speaker 1: say this. You can find me at god Less chim

1016
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: Chum on Instagram and every Wednesday at eight o'clock on Twitch,

1017
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 1: Twitch dot tv slash bs Comedy. Their supplies doing something

1018
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 1: we normally don't know. It normally formulates about half hour

1019
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: into the show anyway, so come check it out and

1020
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: to leave. The show goes run an hour, maybe in

1021
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,560
Speaker 1: two hours. Sometimes, well we don't know. We just let it.

1022
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 1: Just let it right. And if folks wanted to follow

1023
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 1: up afterwards and write to you and tell you how

1024
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: much they enjoyed that wonderful performance, is there a way

1025
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:15,120
Speaker 1: they can do that? Yeah? Again, God bless Jim Chum

1026
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: you can uh d m me. I guess I don't

1027
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 1: know if I'll respond, but feel free to you know whatever,

1028
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 1: So that's one way or uh thanks for figuring that

1029
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: out for them. I appreciate that very much. James Heeney,

1030
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,280
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. I'm gonna double down on that

1031
01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 1: Wednesday night. It's somewhere between seven and eight pm CIFIC

1032
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 1: Standard time. Let me start and we'll go for as

1033
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 1: long as we're still happening. Fun, honestly is the way

1034
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 1: it seems to go. Uh Twitch dot Tv, slash bs Comedy.

1035
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,160
Speaker 1: I love that you guys refused to be nailed down

1036
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 1: to a start time. That's the coolest thing that's ever happened.

1037
01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 1: Unless thank your engineering producing the stars, Mr Dougan. Fine

1038
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: holks that I heart media. I'm host Kevin Pollock ermand

1039
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 1: you to please be kind to each other. It's the

1040
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,040
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