Speaker 1: Oh well, if it isn't my little sloppy mddy coddle
Speaker 1: nimwits joining me today. I hope you're doing well, and
Speaker 1: I've had successful captures since last week and haven't done
Speaker 1: something so asin on and like not listen to your
Speaker 1: stepmother speaking of it is me. You're perfectly standing, iconic
Speaker 1: and tight as all hell. Stepmother here to give you
Speaker 1: the fourth and final episode of the husband Hunt. That's right.
Speaker 1: Today we are going to be talking about securing the
Speaker 1: most important piece of the puzzle after the past three episodes.
Speaker 1: Since I know your brains cannot retain or recall any
Speaker 1: pertinent information, I will be reviewing what we went over
Speaker 1: in episode three. Now. On episode three we reviewed, of course,
Speaker 1: making sure every single person in your praise life is
Speaker 1: obsessed with you, and by that I mean wants to
Speaker 1: fuck you. It is important that you never fall asleep,
Speaker 1: to never give any one of influence but a smidgen
Speaker 1: of air to ever talk shit about you. You never
Speaker 1: want to get too close to the children now, and
Speaker 1: remember if you do, you should always and will always
Speaker 1: frame them for things such as, but not limited to,
Speaker 1: petty theft and of course murder. It's always important we
Speaker 1: gain full financial control for eventually when things become legal,
Speaker 1: which is what we are going to go over to day. Wow,
Speaker 1: I can't believe this journey we've been on together, the
Speaker 1: whole shebang of the husband hunt, here to one stunning
Speaker 1: final episode. It's securing, that's right, or, as I like
Speaker 1: to say, till death or divorce do us part a
Speaker 1: successful capture. Bravos, It's time we secure. You're that filthy,
Speaker 1: stinky bag of richie rich who have come to be
Speaker 1: your fortunate prey. So what does your dear stepmother mean
Speaker 1: by securing while making it legal? Of course? Ring ring
Speaker 1: ring ring ring ring? Are those No? They simply couldn't
Speaker 1: be wedding bells? I hear, yes they are. Congratulations you're
Speaker 1: getting married, But not so first, before you think you
Speaker 1: can confidently strut your snorched little wist in your custom
Speaker 1: Oscar de Laurenta gown in those six and Christian lubatans,
Speaker 1: you are mistaken. The job is not complete, dear. Just
Speaker 1: because you have a ring on your finger, a lot
Speaker 1: can go wrong between now and I do so naturally
Speaker 1: to ensure that that's not going to happen, I'm going
Speaker 1: to go over what not to do for you? Daft
Speaker 1: little do what's first starters? No one looks a messy bitch. Remember,
Speaker 1: marriage is a business there, and you are about to
Speaker 1: become the c e fucking Oh but we cannot have
Speaker 1: anyone poking holes in our plans. So everything from now
Speaker 1: until I do has to be bulletproof. I'm talking not
Speaker 1: even an a k fuck can come into that wedding
Speaker 1: hall and blow it the funk up. Once you have
Speaker 1: married here, pray why anything can happen? Accidents happen all
Speaker 1: the time. But until then you cannot start acting a fool. Don't,
Speaker 1: for example, say stay neutral on the full concept of marriage.
Speaker 1: A lot of young kids these days act like, you know,
Speaker 1: you're better than the easiest contract to sign in the
Speaker 1: world marriage. What they don't realize is we don't get
Speaker 1: married because, oh, we don't want to be lonely. We
Speaker 1: want a partner, We need companionship, we need identity. Now
Speaker 1: we're getting married because it is our job. That's right.
Speaker 1: R j Ob. Want to know how to go from
Speaker 1: no figures to ten figures? Overright? Easy? Marry it now.
Speaker 1: Don't become a bridezilla. I don't care if the in
Speaker 1: laws have decided. Your white and colors are going to
Speaker 1: be vomit green and dehydrated syrup is yellow. You dear,
Speaker 1: say yes. You don't want to give anyone a single
Speaker 1: fucking reason to say you are difficult while you are
Speaker 1: as easy as dipping into a vat of I can't
Speaker 1: believe it's not butter. You're going to be that easy, breezy,
Speaker 1: beautiful bride and there will be no ifs, aunts or
Speaker 1: butts about it. Let the wedding planner take care of everything,
Speaker 1: do you hear me? That's what you pay them for.
Speaker 1: Let them do their job. You have a problem, make
Speaker 1: it the wedding planners problem, not yours. You are not
Speaker 1: going to become the demon you have house inside of you.
Speaker 1: You are going to keep that to yourself until it's
Speaker 1: time for double our start now. Don't do what some
Speaker 1: of you foolish little fuckers do and get sentimental. Only
Speaker 1: get sentimental if it benefits him. When you put expectations
Speaker 1: on the wedding day that oh, it's supposed to be
Speaker 1: emotional or worse fulfill some kind of god awful pathetic preview.
Speaker 1: Butstn't fantasy you had as a child. It won't this
Speaker 1: is a per perform and steer a grand concerto, the
Speaker 1: Aria and the Count of Monte Cristo. It is a
Speaker 1: business performance in you you are merely playing the oscar
Speaker 1: winning part of best Actor. Remember these richie riches, especially
Speaker 1: the oldiest, love sentimental bullshit too, So just let them
Speaker 1: take the lead. Hopefully this is their last time walking
Speaker 1: down the aisle, or even walking at all. If they
Speaker 1: want to get married in Buffalo, New York, in the
Speaker 1: depths of winter, let them. If they decide they want
Speaker 1: to bear foot wedding and Mary, let them. I know
Speaker 1: you won't be able to wear the Christian Lubertante so
Speaker 1: desperately wanted to wear. But to remember, there's always next time. Now,
Speaker 1: don't do something compliartic like putting any of your pre
Speaker 1: existing funds in a joint account. I don't care if
Speaker 1: the only thing you have is a easily torn dollars
Speaker 1: that you made from selling one foot picture on only fans.
Speaker 1: That does not go in the account. The only thing
Speaker 1: going in that joint account is money that he puts
Speaker 1: in for your monthly maintenance and of course the maintenance
Speaker 1: of the house. From there on, Ada will be wedding
Speaker 1: gifts and other funds that you allocate for yourself, but
Speaker 1: you will then decide. Uh. And besides, he should be
Speaker 1: happy to put money in this account at this point,
Speaker 1: as it is his honor to see you thrive and
Speaker 1: grow as his beautifully bestowed bride. Now, don't sign any contract,
Speaker 1: especially one as horrid as I can't even say it
Speaker 1: him choking on the word up pre nup. Do you
Speaker 1: understand me? If a pre nup gets brought up, and
Speaker 1: I hope you did a good job until this point,
Speaker 1: that it won't even be a thing that would lip
Speaker 1: into his little mind. But if it does, you need
Speaker 1: to get your own lawyer. Do you understand now? We
Speaker 1: don't care about the sentimental bullshit he might want to
Speaker 1: leave to his god awful spawn. We just want all
Speaker 1: the liquid assets and anything of course with high resale values,
Speaker 1: such as a property or art or jewelry, cars, et cetera.
Speaker 1: Think portfolios, darling. Now, if you have to sign the prenup,
Speaker 1: and I mean have to have to, please just make
Speaker 1: sure that all of the assets it's protecting are completely meaningless,
Speaker 1: and always make sure there are loopholes. The law can
Speaker 1: always work on our favor. Eventually, now most importantly, something
Speaker 1: to remember, something that all of you young pathetic lunatics
Speaker 1: need to remember. Don't get to comfortable. We are too
Speaker 1: close to securing the grand prize to let our true
Speaker 1: colors shine through. So you must stay method in the person,
Speaker 1: the gorgeous person that you have created, that has become
Speaker 1: your captured praise fantasy. You cannot deviate from the person
Speaker 1: who has gotten him to propose with a forty one
Speaker 1: carrot canary diamond. Dear, you can't do anything so foolish
Speaker 1: as to let him see a crack or crevice of
Speaker 1: the real person you are inside. And if you have
Speaker 1: committed wholeheartedly to this, why you don't even know who
Speaker 1: that person is anymore. Now, of course it's story time,
Speaker 1: will I'll tell you a tragic tale of what I
Speaker 1: lost one of the biggest linosaurs of my life, all
Speaker 1: because I deviated. I deviated from the person I created
Speaker 1: an eye God, I let him see I was human
Speaker 1: and no one, no one wants to love humans, So
Speaker 1: of course, let me paint the picture. He was eighty
Speaker 1: seven years old. He owned every single crude oil barrel
Speaker 1: from here wrapped around the globe a million times over. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was pure disgusting evil money, so stinky rotten it
Speaker 1: could probably make Peppy le Peu vomit himself. Now I
Speaker 1: had finally secured a gargantuan rock. I'm talking a rock
Speaker 1: so big I needed to walk around with a little
Speaker 1: crane to hold my finger up. Why it was gorgeous.
Speaker 1: It was a rock from Cartier, made a nineteen forty
Speaker 1: for a Rockefeller themselves, a rock so big it looked
Speaker 1: like a boulder, probably upwards of sixty carrots. So to
Speaker 1: celebrate her pre week to the wedding, he takes me
Speaker 1: to No Boo Malibu, one of my favorite restaurants in
Speaker 1: the world, Malibu Noble. What could go wrong? Sitting at
Speaker 1: the beach, the waves crashing against the restaurant, sipping on
Speaker 1: alicchi martini, and you know this Richie rich had never
Speaker 1: seen me drunk, he had never seen me loose. But
Speaker 1: I figured, why not. We're a week away. I can
Speaker 1: let it out a little bit. And I have been
Speaker 1: pursuing him and with him and capturing him for nine months.
Speaker 1: It was time that I let my freak flag fly,
Speaker 1: and not just in the bedroom. And I thought, gosh,
Speaker 1: this man, he'll never leave me. Why He's obsessed. He
Speaker 1: dips my toes and hummus and licks it right off
Speaker 1: for lunch every single day. How could I ever do
Speaker 1: anything to mess this up? Well, one Lichi martini to
Speaker 1: Lechi Martini three four five, A few pieces of uney
Speaker 1: and that rock shrimp mixed with a spicy mao and ponzo.
Speaker 1: And next thing you know, oh that tell me is grumbling.
Speaker 1: I'm slurring my speech talking about the fact that I
Speaker 1: went to University of Arizona, something he never even knew
Speaker 1: I did. I'm talking all about how I used to
Speaker 1: consume family sized bags of sour cream and onion chips.
Speaker 1: And the next thing you know, my stomach is grumbling
Speaker 1: so loud. I'm about to blow. So I make him
Speaker 1: get the range Rover, not get in the car, and
Speaker 1: I unleash a gas that's so toxic. Why it practically
Speaker 1: burned a hole through that custom Gucci leather. It blew
Speaker 1: up the car so bad it was like tear gas.
Speaker 1: He started to sob he couldn't breathe. He said that
Speaker 1: I was ruining his nasal canal. And when we got home,
Speaker 1: why I blew up that bathroom for hours? Those five
Speaker 1: licchi Martiniz and that ponzo rock shrimp and that uney
Speaker 1: did me and I was having diarrhea from dusk till dawn,
Speaker 1: practically demoed the place. In that time. I told him
Speaker 1: things about me. I never wanted him to know. I
Speaker 1: didn't need him to know the truth, didn't need him
Speaker 1: to know that I ever even tasted a sour cream
Speaker 1: and onion lace chip let alone went to state school.
Speaker 1: So when I finally crawled out of the bathroom, and
Speaker 1: I know it was bad, every single window in the
Speaker 1: house was open deer, and I'm talking around two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty six windows. While he was gone, a note
Speaker 1: was left transferring you some money so you can get
Speaker 1: on your feet going to the house and the Canary Islands.
Speaker 1: Good luck, godspeed. The wedding's off. Now you can imagine
Speaker 1: how much work I put in to that, only to
Speaker 1: let a little piece of ship ruin my chances with
Speaker 1: one of the biggest catchers of all time. The good
Speaker 1: thing is when someone proposes to you, the ring does
Speaker 1: become a gift. So I was able to use that
Speaker 1: gigantic rock as a safety net. But I was just
Speaker 1: so sad that the thing that blew up My prospect.
Speaker 1: Life with him was literally turds. Was turds that were
Speaker 1: shooting out of me for hours on and turds so vile.
Speaker 1: He completely forgot about the rip roaring sex I would
Speaker 1: have to him to his favorite Elvis LP. He completely
Speaker 1: forgot about the fact that would dress up as a
Speaker 1: flapper to cosplay like his dear old mommy. He completely
Speaker 1: forgot about the fact that I sacrifice everything in my
Speaker 1: life for him. Hm. Why that little slip and slide
Speaker 1: of ship when I painted the town brown in that bowl?
Speaker 1: He knew then that I was not his bride. No,
Speaker 1: I was just a floozy who wanted chess. Now, don't
Speaker 1: let something like shit or him seeing the true you
Speaker 1: ruin your chances down the aisle. You are not safe
Speaker 1: until you say I do. Now, of course, what to do? Now,
Speaker 1: you're wondering, good stepmother, He hasn't even proposed yet. How
Speaker 1: do I get him to propose? Well, that's easy, dear ask.
Speaker 1: We only get what we ask for in this life,
Speaker 1: So don't be a shy little rabbit now and just
Speaker 1: fucking ask you say to him, you know what I
Speaker 1: would love to do? Get married? You know what I've
Speaker 1: fantasized about doing getting married and he will get the picture.
Speaker 1: Don't do something as stupid as putting let's say, photos
Speaker 1: of Cape Middleton's ring on his iPad. He is not
Speaker 1: going to get it. You have to spell it out
Speaker 1: for him. And hopefully you've already been perfect as I
Speaker 1: know you have, so it's not going to be that hard.
Speaker 1: If you've followed all of my advice over the last
Speaker 1: three episodes, he should be running to Harry fucking Weston
Speaker 1: himself and getting you the biggest rock available in the world.
Speaker 1: That's right. Now, do be specific about the engagement ring.
Speaker 1: As I mentioned but a minute ago. You want a
Speaker 1: ring with high resale value. Remember this is legally a gift. Technically,
Speaker 1: if you don't make it down the aisle, you can
Speaker 1: at least have the ring as a gorgeous little nest
Speaker 1: until you've officially moved on to your next hunt. It's
Speaker 1: not so bad to go out there and sell that
Speaker 1: rock at Christie's first, say fifteen million dollars. That should
Speaker 1: tide you over for a few months. Dear, now, do
Speaker 1: hire your own lawyer. I don't want to say it again,
Speaker 1: I don't care if you don't have the personal finances
Speaker 1: to find it, blow them, suck them off. I don't know,
Speaker 1: do something, get creative. Just get your own lawyer. You
Speaker 1: cannot use the family lawyer. The family lawyer does not
Speaker 1: have your interests at heart. Why they have the families.
Speaker 1: So you want someone that is only looking out for
Speaker 1: you and dear. That is not going to be the
Speaker 1: old family lawyer that's been looking over the trust for
Speaker 1: the past fifty years. No, that's going to be some
Speaker 1: person you find that is shady. You want the shadiest
Speaker 1: lawyer in the business. You want a lawyer that lacks
Speaker 1: any morals at all. You wan a lawyer that's going
Speaker 1: to come in and suck and fuck your prey just
Speaker 1: as you have. So the more deranged the better. Now,
Speaker 1: do please do clean out your closet. We all have
Speaker 1: skeletons back there, and it's important that we are clean
Speaker 1: as a whistle if we don't even want anyone seeing
Speaker 1: that we potentially have a flawed credit score. I want
Speaker 1: you to be spick and span as that wretched, god,
Speaker 1: awful and iconic Miss Hannigan says. I wanted to shine
Speaker 1: like the top of the chrystlbel like I don't want
Speaker 1: anyone to ever do any digging and see but a
Speaker 1: bad photo of you in a horrid Collorween costume from
Speaker 1: two thousand and nine. I need you descrub everything, change
Speaker 1: your name if you have to. It's not that hard.
Speaker 1: People hide out in the outskirts of Tucson, Arizona all
Speaker 1: the time. I think you can do the same. Now,
Speaker 1: this one is very important. Do collect evidence of love,
Speaker 1: pure love in your favor when the time comes for
Speaker 1: a divorce or accord hearing against say his angsty little
Speaker 1: rat children. It's important to have collected memories, love letters,
Speaker 1: no videos, any kind of sentimental clipping to sway a jury,
Speaker 1: and knowing, of course this man wants to leave you everything.
Speaker 1: We need to be building a case from the second
Speaker 1: we lay eyes on them to the second we watch
Speaker 1: them die or divorce them. We want to have a
Speaker 1: case so strong that our love is like watching the
Speaker 1: love of fucking the notebook. Okay, we want our love
Speaker 1: to be so convincing. People shed tears when they hear
Speaker 1: you argue in court. But he just wanted me to
Speaker 1: have the life he knew I deserved, and that starts
Speaker 1: with evidence. So make the evidence, memories, collaging, whatever, fucking
Speaker 1: decoupage bullshit you have to do. Make sure you have
Speaker 1: a case. Please start slowly transferring funds. It's the easiest
Speaker 1: thing you can do. The second you get agg as
Speaker 1: to any account, why go and use that credit card
Speaker 1: by yourself something expensive, return it, get the returning cash
Speaker 1: and just starts stowing that cash away. Soon the purchases
Speaker 1: can become bigger and bigger. Soon you'll be able to
Speaker 1: just start inconspicuously writing checks to yourself. Oh, the maid
Speaker 1: came twice today and you just happened to be one
Speaker 1: of those mates. But this is the most important thing
Speaker 1: you should do. Build trust. Once you say I do,
Speaker 1: the job does not end there. You need to continue
Speaker 1: to build trust. You are a team. Now you are
Speaker 1: husband and wife. Remember you want him to trust you
Speaker 1: so much that the second you say I do, you
Speaker 1: also get a position on every single one of his
Speaker 1: company's boards. You want to become the full executor of
Speaker 1: his estate. That is the goal. So he must trust you,
Speaker 1: trust you trust you. The second you say I do, Wow,
Speaker 1: that trust has just percolated and bubbled over into absolute
Speaker 1: merital bliss for him and for you. It doesn't stop there.
Speaker 1: The trust just goes and goes and goes and goes
Speaker 1: and goes, and finally, a very important thing to remember
Speaker 1: is when to cut them loose. When can I get
Speaker 1: the divorce stepmother? When can I set myself free? After
Speaker 1: five years, I'd say five years is enough time to
Speaker 1: fully convince everyone that you love them and that you're
Speaker 1: committed to them. Also, in that five years, you can
Speaker 1: do some pre research on other hunts you want to
Speaker 1: be going on. Remember, as I mentioned in other episodes,
Speaker 1: it is okay for you to dip your toes in
Speaker 1: other sexpots. For example, any staff at the home or
Speaker 1: homes plural, a pilot of the private jetta, captain of
Speaker 1: the ship. All of those are fair game. Why affairs
Speaker 1: simply happen and they're out of your control, But do
Speaker 1: be controlled. You don't want to anyone divorcing you. Remember
Speaker 1: it's important to keep secrets, so don't tell anyone of
Speaker 1: your extramarital romps. I hope that was gorgeously informative. It's
Speaker 1: time that I take some of your questions. I was
Speaker 1: secretly raised as a barefoot hillbilly with no sexual morals.
Speaker 1: My talents are a rare and precious thing. But how
Speaker 1: do I blow my man's mind and load without revealing
Speaker 1: to my fair lady of it all. Well, if that's
Speaker 1: not the horniest voicemail I've received, I don't know what is.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, my little sexual deviant freak, you have
Speaker 1: been doing just that, gulping down those loads and blowing
Speaker 1: his god damn mind. Now, I don't think it matters
Speaker 1: where you were raised, And if he is so completely
Speaker 1: upset that you were raised a barefoot hillbilly, then that's
Speaker 1: on him. Dear Frankly, it sounds like you're doing a
Speaker 1: good job, and a damn good job at that. So
Speaker 1: I don't think that we should break something if it's
Speaker 1: not broken. And also if you never want him to
Speaker 1: know that you are a barefoot hillbilly, fine, for all
Speaker 1: he needs to know. You grew up on a yacht
Speaker 1: in the south of France, and your bare feet weren't
Speaker 1: in that of a hillbilly town. But we're on that
Speaker 1: of freshly glossed teak in the Riviera. Now, I don't
Speaker 1: think it matters where you grew up. I think that,
Speaker 1: in fact, it could be one of your superpowers. As
Speaker 1: you said, you contain a rare and wild talent that
Speaker 1: I'm sure i'd be curious to know about. So stop
Speaker 1: feeling shame for being from a quote unquote hill billy
Speaker 1: area and start being proud, because after all, that is
Speaker 1: what gave you the power to completely get him to
Speaker 1: squirt all the way up to the gods. Enjoy it, darling,
Speaker 1: and don't be scared. There's nothing that a little contour
Speaker 1: and a lot of luxury items can't hide, not a
Speaker 1: fan well away. We were talking to my friend Scott
Speaker 1: at the pool the other day. Uh, I just wanted
Speaker 1: to say that, Um, you know, waltz in here marrying
Speaker 1: my dad just talked to my buddy there. Um, you
Speaker 1: know he's it's a little it's a little nerving. Uh
Speaker 1: So what do you have to say for yourself? That's
Speaker 1: what I want to know. It is not my fault,
Speaker 1: dear stepson, that your friend Scott was busy googl ng
Speaker 1: my rock hard nipples. Now, will you please stop berating
Speaker 1: me and go back into the basement where I believe
Speaker 1: you are fixing my hyperbaric chamber, Please hop to it.
Speaker 1: And also, God, you look like shit. If you don't
Speaker 1: start using those crest white strips on the daily, you're
Speaker 1: never going to move out of this house. Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: twice seven dating somebody who is born insane decade is
Speaker 1: my parents. So he has three sons and they're all
Speaker 1: in college. So basically the question is when we do
Speaker 1: me like, what does that look like? What's the goal?
Speaker 1: God last, godspeed? M M. Well, finally we've acquired an
Speaker 1: aged taste. I'm proud of you. However, I hate the
Speaker 1: fact that he has three sons. If I've taught you nothing,
Speaker 1: it's please, please, please go out there and find someone
Speaker 1: that has no children, or at least only one or two.
Speaker 1: Three is too much, especially sons. Now, I'm a little
Speaker 1: confused to be his stepmother needs to know if you
Speaker 1: have met or not. I say, if you haven't met
Speaker 1: him and the relationship, now and find a bigger cohna
Speaker 1: with less family. However, if you must meet, the goal is,
Speaker 1: of course to get him to marry you and sign
Speaker 1: everything over to you and cut out his little college
Speaker 1: bound kids. I think that you must be delicate, though,
Speaker 1: because you don't want to be too eager, So make
Speaker 1: sure that your operation is kept under wraps. Don't let
Speaker 1: anyone know what you're actually there for, which, of course
Speaker 1: is not something as foolish as love, but as smart
Speaker 1: as unlimited credit and access to a black card. I
Speaker 1: like this guy. We've been sort of saying each other
Speaker 1: more soares having sex right now and then, but also
Speaker 1: talking and the kind of like connected in the same
Speaker 1: front group. And I'm just curious what your advice would
Speaker 1: be as to how do you get into be more
Speaker 1: OBSESSI me because he's not as absessions I expected him
Speaker 1: to be at this point, and um, yeah, I just
Speaker 1: want to know what you think. Well, I think he
Speaker 1: is a goddamn idiot that you don't need to spend
Speaker 1: one more second of your precious little time thinking about.
Speaker 1: If he is not absolutely obsessed with you, licking your
Speaker 1: crack from click to asshole, then honey, he is not
Speaker 1: worth your fucking time. He should be wanting to know
Speaker 1: where you are, when you are, what you are two
Speaker 1: four seven, And if he's not, then he sounds like
Speaker 1: a capital L lame loser. Now, I think that if
Speaker 1: you want him to be obsessed with you do the
Speaker 1: classic thing and emotionally shut down and ignore him. There's
Speaker 1: nothing that drives people more crazy that when they're not
Speaker 1: getting the attention and adoration they too think they deserve,
Speaker 1: so stop giving a funk about him and he'll start
Speaker 1: giving a shit about you. However, he does sound rather tragic, dear,
Speaker 1: and I know you can do better, so stop thinking that.
Speaker 1: Way you need to be doing is focusing on why
Speaker 1: he's obsessed with you, and start obsessing over yourself. Well, wow,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining me on the husband
Speaker 1: hunt with me, your stepmother. It has been incredibly educational,
Speaker 1: I hope, and you've learned a lot. While you've learned
Speaker 1: how to seek, you're getting rid of that sticky, icky
Speaker 1: old life into brighter, better, more bentiful pastures. You've learned
Speaker 1: how to spot them when you're now in better environments
Speaker 1: to see real richie riches. You have then figured out
Speaker 1: how to pursue them when you go after your sought
Speaker 1: after prey. You've learned how to capture them, that's right,
Speaker 1: how you're going to keep them, make sure they never
Speaker 1: want to leave you. And of course you've now learned
Speaker 1: how to secure them. You've learned how to get what
Speaker 1: you want, how to get them to posts, and how
Speaker 1: to be that gorgeous, stunning bride. I know you will
Speaker 1: be or g room now. Did you know at monkey
Speaker 1: Bar you were going to run into one of the
Speaker 1: world's biggest plastic surgeons wearing that stunning vintage patcheck Philip. No,
Speaker 1: but did you see him at the bar and get
Speaker 1: his card? Yes? Did you then just so happen to
Speaker 1: show up at a clinic because you accidentally needed an
Speaker 1: emergency rhinoplasts? And oh he's your doctor? Why yes you did?
Speaker 1: Did you manage to have a lot of things in common?
Speaker 1: And now all of a sudden he's taking you to
Speaker 1: meet his children and his friends on a gorgeous trip
Speaker 1: all the way down to St. Thomas. Why yes you did?
Speaker 1: Is he now going to propose to you after only
Speaker 1: knowing you for three months? And are you now going
Speaker 1: to inherit his say, sixty million dollars at massive five
Speaker 1: plus property real estate portfolio as well as his collection
Speaker 1: of McLaren's. Why yes you are? And when did you
Speaker 1: do this? All but in a span of a few
Speaker 1: short months? And that, my dear, is how you hunt.
Speaker 1: Now I'll need you to drive me to Dr Diamond
Speaker 1: when my college and threads snapped while I was blowing daddy,
Speaker 1: and I can't have him see me with a prolapsed face.
Speaker 1: And when you return, please change my sheets. The cleaning
Speaker 1: lady won't be back until tomorrow, and I can't have
Speaker 1: your father spunk drying on them if it sits for
Speaker 1: one more moment. Why the ten thread Countergyptian carton is
Speaker 1: simply going to turn into a chip. Oh, and I
Speaker 1: forgot to say happy hunting.