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<v Speaker 1>date updates, we always find out where hot people meet

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<v Speaker 1>each other. Okay, yeah, these places like the clubs, the gym's,

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<v Speaker 1>the broccoli store. There's a whole store. Hot people love

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<v Speaker 1>their broccols. They always eat healthy. They got hot somehow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you would know about the broccoli store if you

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<v Speaker 1>were a hot person. So why I don't, Yeah, dang it,

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<v Speaker 1>I know about the Cheeto store. Is that the same?

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<v Speaker 1>Not quite? Maybe there's one more place that hot people

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<v Speaker 1>like to meet up. That's the optometrist. What No, that's

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<v Speaker 1>where Melissa says that she met her date. And I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait to get the low down on this, Melissa.

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<v Speaker 1>How would you rate this guy on a scale from

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<v Speaker 1>the top of the eye chart to the bottom. What

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<v Speaker 1>are we talking about? It's the big e Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like he doesn't look better in one eye

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<v Speaker 1>than the other. It's not your right eye or your

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<v Speaker 1>left eye, it's both eyes. Right. I spent a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time with the Automatriss because I have really bad eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe I only got that. What's the name of

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<v Speaker 1>mister big e Gus? What? Actually? What? Gus? Gus? Gus?

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<v Speaker 1>You ask us? Yeah, you know what, it's funny the

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<v Speaker 1>name Gus. You have to like a guy named Gus. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't meet a Gus. It's not nice. Was he nice?

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<v Speaker 1>He was so nice? Yeah? Who doesn't want to hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with Gus? All right? So how did how did

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<v Speaker 1>you and Gus come to meet? Basically, we were both

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<v Speaker 1>in the waiting room at our automatrous office and we

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<v Speaker 1>both started talking about how bad our vision is. And

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<v Speaker 1>he actually made a really kind of creepy but funny comment. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you say? He said? My eyes are still bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could trade my eyes for yours. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy's a keeper. Did you tell him that that

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<v Speaker 1>was a little off pudding? Or were you like, yeah, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>here's my number, here's my left eyeball. Well I could

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<v Speaker 1>see he was a joke, kig. So I was just

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<v Speaker 1>like you shouldn't say that you don't know me. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, I guess that was kind of creepy. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>So what is that when he made the move to

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<v Speaker 1>ask you out on a date? No, not quite. So

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<v Speaker 1>he went in for his appointment before I did, so

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<v Speaker 1>he actually left a note for the receptionist done his

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<v Speaker 1>way out with his number on it. Oh that's pretty cute.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a bold move. Yeah, okay, So did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a date? Then? Yeah, we actually did.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to a mini golf club. Oh that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>a great date. It's always good on a first date

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<v Speaker 1>to have an activity. What's a mini golf club? Hub?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, I'm imagining like a country club,

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<v Speaker 1>but just really really tiny. You drank beer and you

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<v Speaker 1>played mini golf is what she did? Nothing my idea

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like fine? How was it? The mini golf pub

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot of fun? Okay? What was like a

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<v Speaker 1>big highlight for you? We kind of bond it because

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<v Speaker 1>he told me that it was his first real date

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<v Speaker 1>since his wife dumped him. Oh yeah, yeah, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>actually told him I was married before also, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we bonded over the fact that it's really hard to

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<v Speaker 1>date again. It's awkward. Oh man, but that might be it, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he's not calling you back because it was his

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<v Speaker 1>first date. You know what I'm saying, Like, maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to play the field a little bit. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>what I was saying. Oh, Jeffrey, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying. I mean, yeah, I thought maybe that was why.

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<v Speaker 1>But at the end of the night, it was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of weird because he seems like he wanted to kiss me,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he was looking at me, and you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the look on his face seemed like he was thinking that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just said, you know, if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>kiss me, I'll probably let you. Oh, and I like

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<v Speaker 1>that very coy. But he was just like maybe in

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, and then he never did. Oh you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go in for the kiss. Then, oh, it probably means

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't want to kiss you and maybe in a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Who puts it off? Who's like procrastinating the first kid?

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<v Speaker 1>He's really nervous. I don't know. I mean, here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a really, really good looking guy. We did have

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<v Speaker 1>good conversation. I just think maybe I did scare him.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was too far for him, or maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>freaked out and realized she's not ready to date. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. It's possible that he feels bad that he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't take the opportunity to kiss you, and so now

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<v Speaker 1>he's just too afraid to even try. Yeah. Maybe, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've been texting him, so I don't understand why. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've given him the option to still hang out, so

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<v Speaker 1>he should know that I'm interested. Yeah, and you won't

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<v Speaker 1>pressure him to kiss you next time. Huh Right? All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna play a song we'll come back called Gus

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<v Speaker 1>and try to get your second date update. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, sounds good, all right, and if it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>work out, then maybe we'll have to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the Optomatris office and find another blindy to go out with. Okay, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, Melissa update. If you're just tuning in for

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update, We're on the phone with Melissa.

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<v Speaker 1>Melissa as a sucker for shy recently divorced men with

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<v Speaker 1>terrible eyesight turns me on brownie points if they hint

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<v Speaker 1>at stealing her body parts too. That was her description. Yeah, really,

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<v Speaker 1>Because she met Gus at the Optomatris office, where he

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<v Speaker 1>joked about how he would kill to get her eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought that was cute, so they went out to

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<v Speaker 1>a mini golf bar and bonded over the fact they've

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<v Speaker 1>both been divorced. But then there was a weird moment

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<v Speaker 1>towards the end of the night where Melissa said something,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you say again, Melissa? I said, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to kiss me, I'll probably let you.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like a good line. And did he kiss you? No?

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<v Speaker 1>He did not. No Kissa for Melissa, Oh that the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time I did it. It took me like seven

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<v Speaker 1>minutes to think of that one song. God, I got

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<v Speaker 1>it in. Oh man, Melissa, I think that it's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>confident of you to even hit him back after he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't kiss you. What he means to say is it

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<v Speaker 1>was stupid, stupid, But I would have felt I would

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<v Speaker 1>have felt pretty like, I don't know, rejected. So good

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<v Speaker 1>on you for like persevering and trying to get a

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<v Speaker 1>date with this guy he's politely calling you dumb. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that I said he was quiet and everything,

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<v Speaker 1>but I really really like him. I mean, that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling to try and get him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably he basically has the best combination of great looks

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<v Speaker 1>and personality. Okay, quiet guys and quiet and hot. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I like him. Just shut up and be beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>over there, Gus. Well, let's give Gus a call and

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can try and get you a second date. Update. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. All right, here we go. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Gus please? There's a guess Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>guess this is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey in the Morning. How can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you to talk to you about your dating life.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a minute to talk to us? Sure? Nice,

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping you'd say that, Oh, why would you

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to me about my dating life? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>because somebody told us that you're really hot and good

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<v Speaker 1>at dating. Well I am really hot. Who would say that?

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<v Speaker 1>You're like? Who wouldn't say that is what you mean? Guess? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we got an email from a girl named Melissa Lyssa. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she said she recently went on a date with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you're not responding when she's trying to text

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<v Speaker 1>you and call you, So she wants to know why. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>We had a great time, but yeah, a little intense.

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<v Speaker 1>So she did say that there was a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of an awkward moment where maybe she said something that

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<v Speaker 1>she shouldn't have and she mentioned that, you know, if

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<v Speaker 1>you tried to kiss me right now, I probably wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>say no or something along those lines. And then you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't kiss her yet. Yeah, I just I felt a

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<v Speaker 1>little awkward at that moment, But that's not the reason

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<v Speaker 1>why I didn't call her back. Oh my god, you

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<v Speaker 1>knew you were not going to call her back even

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<v Speaker 1>before then. Yeah, we kind of had a conversation earlier

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<v Speaker 1>and they got me a bit worried just talking about

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<v Speaker 1>my ex wife and her ex relationships mentioned too, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she said that she was divorced. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>date a divorced woman. Well, I mean, I'm divorced as well,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just the fact that her her other partners

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<v Speaker 1>are deceased. They died. There's two of them. What she

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<v Speaker 1>told me, they passed the same way, but she wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell me exactly how, and that really got me thinking

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of stuff. Oh wait, hold on, she told

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<v Speaker 1>you she has two ex husbands. Apparently her ex husband's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>but her two ex partners has passed away, and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to be number three. I don't remember what happened. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your assumption is that she's the one that did

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<v Speaker 1>the job. She didn't want to say would happen because

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<v Speaker 1>that's a little shady. He didn't want to It could

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<v Speaker 1>be something really personal, like why would you think that

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to die if you date her? That's silly.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, people die all the time from these weird stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why they make these true crime documentaries. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw this one where the bunch of guys were poisoned

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<v Speaker 1>by this lady named the Black Widow. And she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>did it for fun. Maybe it could be her. Melissa

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<v Speaker 1>took you mini golfing and put it on the side,

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to poison you sound she reels you in. You

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<v Speaker 1>can barely see. But this is crazy. You need to

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<v Speaker 1>be cautious. Well, Gus, don't you want to, like ask

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<v Speaker 1>her about this directly? Well I kind of did, and

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't want to talk about it, So I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there's not much more I can say. Well, maybe she'd

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<v Speaker 1>be more open to talking about it now because she

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<v Speaker 1>has been on the other line get the out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell? Yeah, sorry, she's really there. She wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to Melissa. Oh, I gues, I'm Melissa. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know you were on the other line. Yeah I

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<v Speaker 1>can tell. Oh hi, Oh Melissa, aren't you pissed? He

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<v Speaker 1>thinks that you're like a serial killer. I'm not pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I didn't want to talk about it. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I didn't think about how weird that would sound

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Gus. Yeah, well it was weird that you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to talk about it. Yeah, okay, well it's

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<v Speaker 1>about to get weirder. Wait. Is this where you admit

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<v Speaker 1>that you actually did it? No? No, so I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe I haven't been saying this right now. Um, my

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<v Speaker 1>husband's fine, well, ex husband. But I had two boyfriends

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<v Speaker 1>who died during um passion. What passion? What does that mean? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Like um intimacy? Wait, you have two ex boyfriends who

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<v Speaker 1>died in the sack with you? Yeah? How old are

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<v Speaker 1>these ex boyfriends? They're not that old? Hold on, you

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<v Speaker 1>put them in a sack? No? No? Wait wait Melissa, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>is this recent? No? Not really. I mean I've been

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<v Speaker 1>married since then and he's fine. I mean, everything worked

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<v Speaker 1>out except the divorced part, obviously, but he was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>So Melissa, I just want to get some clarification. Did

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<v Speaker 1>they die because you're like really good at that stuff

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<v Speaker 1>or was it like an accident? Did you drown them?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what your bedroom activities look like usually, guess,

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<v Speaker 1>but now I'm afraid for Melissa. I was thinking hard attacks.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we talking about, Melissa? Yeah, I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>could just be a lot for some men, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I just I usually have to warn my relationships going

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<v Speaker 1>into it. Wow. Oh god, Now, Gus, does that sound

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<v Speaker 1>scarier or more like a challenge for you? I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it sounds like a good thing. She's so kinky,

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<v Speaker 1>you might die, bro. Mount Everest is not small bedroom. Wait. Yes, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not just interested in me, in me because of

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<v Speaker 1>what you heard about me? Right, It's not just because

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<v Speaker 1>these two guys died in bed with me? Right? No,

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<v Speaker 1>those aren't the only two reasons. There's only one reason there, Gus. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not just interested in you because I might die

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<v Speaker 1>being with you? All right? Okay? Good cell? Was that

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<v Speaker 1>good enough for you? Melissa? Yeah? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>just you know, when people hear that about me, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want them to think of me differently. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little bit different thing to hear. But I

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<v Speaker 1>still did you. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm a little bit more interested and intrigued. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>in that case, Gus, we'd love to send you and

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<v Speaker 1>Melissa out on another date. We'll pay for it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we won't pay for the funeral costs after she kills

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<v Speaker 1>you in the bedroom, but the date could be fun. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's me you're gonna have to be

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<v Speaker 1>worried about. Said the other two guys too. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>in the bedroom, not the funeral parlor. So is that

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<v Speaker 1>a yes? Is that what you're saying? Gus? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out with her again? Heck? Yeah? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Melissa, we got you a second date. Great,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you and Jeffrey in the morning. So that was

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update from a little while back. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, it was. It was a good one. And

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<v Speaker 1>today we were supposed to have Melissa and Gus back

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<v Speaker 1>on for a second date update update. Don't tell me

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<v Speaker 1>we couldn't get a hold of Gus. Do not tell

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<v Speaker 1>me he's dead. Here's the thing we were. We were

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<v Speaker 1>an email communication with Gus earlier in the week, but

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<v Speaker 1>he's been a no show all morning long, so we've

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<v Speaker 1>only got Melissa on the phone. Oh he could have

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<v Speaker 1>gotten cold feet. Welcome back, Thank you? And I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I think everybody's wondering the same thing. You didn't kill him,

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<v Speaker 1>did you? I mean, normally that would be a joke,

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<v Speaker 1>but considering your dating history, I'm kind of serious. Did

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<v Speaker 1>something happened? No, of course I did not kill Gus. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what all murderers say. Do you know where is he?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't know where he is or why

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<v Speaker 1>he hasn't come on. I think he probably was just

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<v Speaker 1>too embarrassed to come on again and admit that he

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<v Speaker 1>just couldn't handle it. He couldn't handle Oh we need detail.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? You could be still sleeping and

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<v Speaker 1>resting up. He's in a coma, right. Yeah, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean radio friendly? But what happened? Give us the tea.

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<v Speaker 1>So after our second date update, we did go out

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<v Speaker 1>a few times and we were seeing each other for

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks, and when we went out again,

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<v Speaker 1>I warned him I said, for real, this is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be intense, and he was like, yeah, yeah, of

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<v Speaker 1>course I can handle it. But I don't think he

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<v Speaker 1>really understood what intense meant. I don't think you're so

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<v Speaker 1>casual about this. Do you teach lessons? Yeah? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>is there a school? Do you strap him down? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>What happens? I'm not gonna give you details like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just say we we got together a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>times we dated, and I'll just put it this way.

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<v Speaker 1>He cried a lot. Sounds painful now? Was he cried

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<v Speaker 1>in a good happy way? Are in a scared child?

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<v Speaker 1>In a cornerway? Um? More the ladder? Oh? So what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he probably wouldn't like that. I'm telling you this,

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<v Speaker 1>but he backed out of our relationship after that, and

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm single again. Okay, that just got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people excited. Yeah, our text board is blowing up

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<v Speaker 1>right now. So I don't think you're gonna be single

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<v Speaker 1>for very long. Lot of dudes want you to make

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<v Speaker 1>them cry while they say that now just like us.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Well, it's one of those things where it's

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<v Speaker 1>like curiosity killed the cat, right the cat? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>killed the Gus, that's exactly what happened. Well, thanks for

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<v Speaker 1>updating us, Melissa, Yeah, no problem, And anybody text into

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<v Speaker 1>seven eight five nine two if you've seen Gus, just

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<v Speaker 1>let us know that he's okay. Where are you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Take a picture of him holding the newspaper. Place