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Speaker 1: date updates, we always find out where hot people meet
Speaker 1: each other. Okay, yeah, these places like the clubs, the gym's,
Speaker 1: the broccoli store. There's a whole store. Hot people love
Speaker 1: their broccols. They always eat healthy. They got hot somehow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you would know about the broccoli store if you
Speaker 1: were a hot person. So why I don't, Yeah, dang it,
Speaker 1: I know about the Cheeto store. Is that the same?
Speaker 1: Not quite? Maybe there's one more place that hot people
Speaker 1: like to meet up. That's the optometrist. What No, that's
Speaker 1: where Melissa says that she met her date. And I
Speaker 1: can't wait to get the low down on this, Melissa.
Speaker 1: How would you rate this guy on a scale from
Speaker 1: the top of the eye chart to the bottom. What
Speaker 1: are we talking about? It's the big e Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: So it's like he doesn't look better in one eye
Speaker 1: than the other. It's not your right eye or your
Speaker 1: left eye, it's both eyes. Right. I spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time with the Automatriss because I have really bad eyes.
Speaker 1: So maybe I only got that. What's the name of
Speaker 1: mister big e Gus? What? Actually? What? Gus? Gus? Gus?
Speaker 1: You ask us? Yeah, you know what, it's funny the
Speaker 1: name Gus. You have to like a guy named Gus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't meet a Gus. It's not nice. Was he nice?
Speaker 1: He was so nice? Yeah? Who doesn't want to hang
Speaker 1: out with Gus? All right? So how did how did
Speaker 1: you and Gus come to meet? Basically, we were both
Speaker 1: in the waiting room at our automatrous office and we
Speaker 1: both started talking about how bad our vision is. And
Speaker 1: he actually made a really kind of creepy but funny comment. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you say? He said? My eyes are still bad.
Speaker 1: I wish I could trade my eyes for yours. Oh,
Speaker 1: this guy's a keeper. Did you tell him that that
Speaker 1: was a little off pudding? Or were you like, yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: here's my number, here's my left eyeball. Well I could
Speaker 1: see he was a joke, kig. So I was just
Speaker 1: like you shouldn't say that you don't know me. He
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I guess that was kind of creepy. Sorry,
Speaker 1: So what is that when he made the move to
Speaker 1: ask you out on a date? No, not quite. So
Speaker 1: he went in for his appointment before I did, so
Speaker 1: he actually left a note for the receptionist done his
Speaker 1: way out with his number on it. Oh that's pretty cute.
Speaker 1: That's a bold move. Yeah, okay, So did you guys
Speaker 1: go out on a date? Then? Yeah, we actually did.
Speaker 1: We went to a mini golf club. Oh that's that's
Speaker 1: a great date. It's always good on a first date
Speaker 1: to have an activity. What's a mini golf club? Hub?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I'm imagining like a country club,
Speaker 1: but just really really tiny. You drank beer and you
Speaker 1: played mini golf is what she did? Nothing my idea
Speaker 1: sounds like fine? How was it? The mini golf pub
Speaker 1: was a lot of fun? Okay? What was like a
Speaker 1: big highlight for you? We kind of bond it because
Speaker 1: he told me that it was his first real date
Speaker 1: since his wife dumped him. Oh yeah, yeah, and I've
Speaker 1: actually told him I was married before also, so you know,
Speaker 1: we bonded over the fact that it's really hard to
Speaker 1: date again. It's awkward. Oh man, but that might be it, Like,
Speaker 1: maybe he's not calling you back because it was his
Speaker 1: first date. You know what I'm saying, Like, maybe he
Speaker 1: wants to play the field a little bit. That's not
Speaker 1: what I was saying. Oh, Jeffrey, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're saying. I mean, yeah, I thought maybe that was why.
Speaker 1: But at the end of the night, it was kind
Speaker 1: of weird because he seems like he wanted to kiss me,
Speaker 1: Like he was looking at me, and you know, it's
Speaker 1: the look on his face seemed like he was thinking that.
Speaker 1: So I just said, you know, if you want to
Speaker 1: kiss me, I'll probably let you. Oh, and I like
Speaker 1: that very coy. But he was just like maybe in
Speaker 1: a minute, and then he never did. Oh you didn't
Speaker 1: go in for the kiss. Then, oh, it probably means
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to kiss you and maybe in a minute.
Speaker 1: Who puts it off? Who's like procrastinating the first kid?
Speaker 1: He's really nervous. I don't know. I mean, here's the thing,
Speaker 1: he's a really, really good looking guy. We did have
Speaker 1: good conversation. I just think maybe I did scare him.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was too far for him, or maybe he
Speaker 1: freaked out and realized she's not ready to date. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's possible that he feels bad that he
Speaker 1: didn't take the opportunity to kiss you, and so now
Speaker 1: he's just too afraid to even try. Yeah. Maybe, but
Speaker 1: I've been texting him, so I don't understand why. You know,
Speaker 1: I've given him the option to still hang out, so
Speaker 1: he should know that I'm interested. Yeah, and you won't
Speaker 1: pressure him to kiss you next time. Huh Right? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song we'll come back called Gus
Speaker 1: and try to get your second date update. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, sounds good, all right, and if it doesn't
Speaker 1: work out, then maybe we'll have to go back to
Speaker 1: the Optomatris office and find another blindy to go out with. Okay, right, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, Melissa update. If you're just tuning in for
Speaker 1: today's second date update, We're on the phone with Melissa.
Speaker 1: Melissa as a sucker for shy recently divorced men with
Speaker 1: terrible eyesight turns me on brownie points if they hint
Speaker 1: at stealing her body parts too. That was her description. Yeah, really,
Speaker 1: Because she met Gus at the Optomatris office, where he
Speaker 1: joked about how he would kill to get her eyes.
Speaker 1: She thought that was cute, so they went out to
Speaker 1: a mini golf bar and bonded over the fact they've
Speaker 1: both been divorced. But then there was a weird moment
Speaker 1: towards the end of the night where Melissa said something,
Speaker 1: what did you say again, Melissa? I said, you know,
Speaker 1: if you want to kiss me, I'll probably let you.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a good line. And did he kiss you? No?
Speaker 1: He did not. No Kissa for Melissa, Oh that the
Speaker 1: whole time I did it. It took me like seven
Speaker 1: minutes to think of that one song. God, I got
Speaker 1: it in. Oh man, Melissa, I think that it's pretty
Speaker 1: confident of you to even hit him back after he
Speaker 1: didn't kiss you. What he means to say is it
Speaker 1: was stupid, stupid, But I would have felt I would
Speaker 1: have felt pretty like, I don't know, rejected. So good
Speaker 1: on you for like persevering and trying to get a
Speaker 1: date with this guy he's politely calling you dumb. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I know that I said he was quiet and everything,
Speaker 1: but I really really like him. I mean, that's why
Speaker 1: I'm calling to try and get him on the phone.
Speaker 1: Probably he basically has the best combination of great looks
Speaker 1: and personality. Okay, quiet guys and quiet and hot. That's
Speaker 1: why I like him. Just shut up and be beautiful
Speaker 1: over there, Gus. Well, let's give Gus a call and
Speaker 1: see if we can try and get you a second date. Update. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. All right, here we go. Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Gus please? There's a guess Hey,
Speaker 1: guess this is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. How can I help you?
Speaker 1: I'm calling you to talk to you about your dating life.
Speaker 1: Do you have a minute to talk to us? Sure? Nice,
Speaker 1: I was hoping you'd say that, Oh, why would you
Speaker 1: want to talk to me about my dating life? Well,
Speaker 1: because somebody told us that you're really hot and good
Speaker 1: at dating. Well I am really hot. Who would say that?
Speaker 1: You're like? Who wouldn't say that is what you mean? Guess? Well,
Speaker 1: we got an email from a girl named Melissa Lyssa. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said she recently went on a date with you,
Speaker 1: and now you're not responding when she's trying to text
Speaker 1: you and call you, So she wants to know why. Uh,
Speaker 1: We had a great time, but yeah, a little intense.
Speaker 1: So she did say that there was a little bit
Speaker 1: of an awkward moment where maybe she said something that
Speaker 1: she shouldn't have and she mentioned that, you know, if
Speaker 1: you tried to kiss me right now, I probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: say no or something along those lines. And then you
Speaker 1: didn't kiss her yet. Yeah, I just I felt a
Speaker 1: little awkward at that moment, But that's not the reason
Speaker 1: why I didn't call her back. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: knew you were not going to call her back even
Speaker 1: before then. Yeah, we kind of had a conversation earlier
Speaker 1: and they got me a bit worried just talking about
Speaker 1: my ex wife and her ex relationships mentioned too, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said that she was divorced. You don't want to
Speaker 1: date a divorced woman. Well, I mean, I'm divorced as well,
Speaker 1: but it's just the fact that her her other partners
Speaker 1: are deceased. They died. There's two of them. What she
Speaker 1: told me, they passed the same way, but she wouldn't
Speaker 1: tell me exactly how, and that really got me thinking
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff. Oh wait, hold on, she told
Speaker 1: you she has two ex husbands. Apparently her ex husband's fine,
Speaker 1: but her two ex partners has passed away, and I
Speaker 1: didn't want to be number three. I don't remember what happened. Like,
Speaker 1: that's your assumption is that she's the one that did
Speaker 1: the job. She didn't want to say would happen because
Speaker 1: that's a little shady. He didn't want to It could
Speaker 1: be something really personal, like why would you think that
Speaker 1: you're going to die if you date her? That's silly.
Speaker 1: I mean, people die all the time from these weird stuff.
Speaker 1: That's why they make these true crime documentaries. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: saw this one where the bunch of guys were poisoned
Speaker 1: by this lady named the Black Widow. And she didn't
Speaker 1: did it for fun. Maybe it could be her. Melissa
Speaker 1: took you mini golfing and put it on the side,
Speaker 1: wanted to poison you sound she reels you in. You
Speaker 1: can barely see. But this is crazy. You need to
Speaker 1: be cautious. Well, Gus, don't you want to, like ask
Speaker 1: her about this directly? Well I kind of did, and
Speaker 1: she didn't want to talk about it, So I mean,
Speaker 1: there's not much more I can say. Well, maybe she'd
Speaker 1: be more open to talking about it now because she
Speaker 1: has been on the other line get the out of here.
Speaker 1: What the hell? Yeah, sorry, she's really there. She wants
Speaker 1: to talk to Melissa. Oh, I gues, I'm Melissa. I
Speaker 1: didn't know you were on the other line. Yeah I
Speaker 1: can tell. Oh hi, Oh Melissa, aren't you pissed? He
Speaker 1: thinks that you're like a serial killer. I'm not pissed.
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't want to talk about it. I
Speaker 1: guess I didn't think about how weird that would sound
Speaker 1: for you. Gus. Yeah, well it was weird that you
Speaker 1: didn't want to talk about it. Yeah, okay, well it's
Speaker 1: about to get weirder. Wait. Is this where you admit
Speaker 1: that you actually did it? No? No, so I can't
Speaker 1: believe I haven't been saying this right now. Um, my
Speaker 1: husband's fine, well, ex husband. But I had two boyfriends
Speaker 1: who died during um passion. What passion? What does that mean? No?
Speaker 1: Like um intimacy? Wait, you have two ex boyfriends who
Speaker 1: died in the sack with you? Yeah? How old are
Speaker 1: these ex boyfriends? They're not that old? Hold on, you
Speaker 1: put them in a sack? No? No? Wait wait Melissa, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is this recent? No? Not really. I mean I've been
Speaker 1: married since then and he's fine. I mean, everything worked
Speaker 1: out except the divorced part, obviously, but he was fine.
Speaker 1: So Melissa, I just want to get some clarification. Did
Speaker 1: they die because you're like really good at that stuff
Speaker 1: or was it like an accident? Did you drown them?
Speaker 1: I don't know what your bedroom activities look like usually, guess,
Speaker 1: but now I'm afraid for Melissa. I was thinking hard attacks.
Speaker 1: What are we talking about, Melissa? Yeah, I guess I
Speaker 1: could just be a lot for some men, and so
Speaker 1: I just I usually have to warn my relationships going
Speaker 1: into it. Wow. Oh god, Now, Gus, does that sound
Speaker 1: scarier or more like a challenge for you? I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like a good thing. She's so kinky,
Speaker 1: you might die, bro. Mount Everest is not small bedroom. Wait. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: you're not just interested in me, in me because of
Speaker 1: what you heard about me? Right, It's not just because
Speaker 1: these two guys died in bed with me? Right? No,
Speaker 1: those aren't the only two reasons. There's only one reason there, Gus. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not just interested in you because I might die
Speaker 1: being with you? All right? Okay? Good cell? Was that
Speaker 1: good enough for you? Melissa? Yeah? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just you know, when people hear that about me, I
Speaker 1: don't want them to think of me differently. You know,
Speaker 1: it's a little bit different thing to hear. But I
Speaker 1: still did you. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm a little bit more interested and intrigued. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: in that case, Gus, we'd love to send you and
Speaker 1: Melissa out on another date. We'll pay for it. I mean,
Speaker 1: we won't pay for the funeral costs after she kills
Speaker 1: you in the bedroom, but the date could be fun. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's me you're gonna have to be
Speaker 1: worried about. Said the other two guys too. I mean
Speaker 1: in the bedroom, not the funeral parlor. So is that
Speaker 1: a yes? Is that what you're saying? Gus? Do you
Speaker 1: want to go out with her again? Heck? Yeah? All right,
Speaker 1: all right, Melissa, we got you a second date. Great,
Speaker 1: thank you and Jeffrey in the morning. So that was
Speaker 1: a second date update from a little while back. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, it was. It was a good one. And
Speaker 1: today we were supposed to have Melissa and Gus back
Speaker 1: on for a second date update update. Don't tell me
Speaker 1: we couldn't get a hold of Gus. Do not tell
Speaker 1: me he's dead. Here's the thing we were. We were
Speaker 1: an email communication with Gus earlier in the week, but
Speaker 1: he's been a no show all morning long, so we've
Speaker 1: only got Melissa on the phone. Oh he could have
Speaker 1: gotten cold feet. Welcome back, Thank you? And I mean
Speaker 1: I think everybody's wondering the same thing. You didn't kill him,
Speaker 1: did you? I mean, normally that would be a joke,
Speaker 1: but considering your dating history, I'm kind of serious. Did
Speaker 1: something happened? No, of course I did not kill Gus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what all murderers say. Do you know where is he?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know where he is or why
Speaker 1: he hasn't come on. I think he probably was just
Speaker 1: too embarrassed to come on again and admit that he
Speaker 1: just couldn't handle it. He couldn't handle Oh we need detail.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? You could be still sleeping and
Speaker 1: resting up. He's in a coma, right. Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 1: I mean radio friendly? But what happened? Give us the tea.
Speaker 1: So after our second date update, we did go out
Speaker 1: a few times and we were seeing each other for
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, and when we went out again,
Speaker 1: I warned him I said, for real, this is going
Speaker 1: to be intense, and he was like, yeah, yeah, of
Speaker 1: course I can handle it. But I don't think he
Speaker 1: really understood what intense meant. I don't think you're so
Speaker 1: casual about this. Do you teach lessons? Yeah? I mean,
Speaker 1: is there a school? Do you strap him down? Like?
Speaker 1: What happens? I'm not gonna give you details like that.
Speaker 1: Let's just say we we got together a couple of
Speaker 1: times we dated, and I'll just put it this way.
Speaker 1: He cried a lot. Sounds painful now? Was he cried
Speaker 1: in a good happy way? Are in a scared child?
Speaker 1: In a cornerway? Um? More the ladder? Oh? So what happened?
Speaker 1: I mean he probably wouldn't like that. I'm telling you this,
Speaker 1: but he backed out of our relationship after that, and
Speaker 1: now I'm single again. Okay, that just got a lot
Speaker 1: of people excited. Yeah, our text board is blowing up
Speaker 1: right now. So I don't think you're gonna be single
Speaker 1: for very long. Lot of dudes want you to make
Speaker 1: them cry while they say that now just like us.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Well, it's one of those things where it's
Speaker 1: like curiosity killed the cat, right the cat? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: killed the Gus, that's exactly what happened. Well, thanks for
Speaker 1: updating us, Melissa, Yeah, no problem, And anybody text into
Speaker 1: seven eight five nine two if you've seen Gus, just
Speaker 1: let us know that he's okay. Where are you guys?
Speaker 1: Take a picture of him holding the newspaper. Place