Speaker 1: Second date Update. We recently got an email for a
Speaker 1: second date update from a guy named Joe. Joe knows
Speaker 1: that his romantic encounter didn't go perfectly Okay, he also
Speaker 1: knows who's to blame for that. All right, he's blaming
Speaker 1: it on a baby. What that is? I thought we
Speaker 1: would be self aware here, I get it, dude. I
Speaker 1: can't tell you how many emails we get from listeners
Speaker 1: whose dates have been brought down by a rogue baby.
Speaker 1: It's a rogue baby, now, baby, they just came out
Speaker 1: of nowhere. So many rogue babies out there trying to
Speaker 1: ruin love. So what's going on, Joe? You want to
Speaker 1: fight this baby? Or what the baby ruined my chances?
Speaker 1: I think they're throwing Wait wait, wait, hold on? Was
Speaker 1: it her baby? Well hold on, we'll get to the
Speaker 1: selfish baby in just a second. But first, tell us
Speaker 1: about the girl that you want us to call. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Her name is Tara? Okay, and how'd you
Speaker 1: meet her? It's a kind of a funny story how
Speaker 1: we met Actually usually never is. So I met her
Speaker 1: at a bowling alley. A bowling alley, okay, Josh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is some sarcastic, right, sarcastic laughter. Sorry. I'm into
Speaker 1: a bowling league for a long time with my buddies,
Speaker 1: you know, and we get together every week. Was good fun,
Speaker 1: laughing and joking. And my buddy Murphy called murf. Of course,
Speaker 1: Murphy's in a bowling league. Yeah, yeah, Murphy's a riot.
Speaker 1: He was telling me a joke while I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: the ball to come back, and the ball return and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I was distracted for a minute.
Speaker 1: The ball came back really hard and smashed my fingers
Speaker 1: right up against the side of the of the return.
Speaker 1: I can feel that. Oh my god, I just grabbed
Speaker 1: my own hand. Yeah, and my panky got bent a little.
Speaker 1: It just was starting to slow up. Wow, I can imagine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your entire career of bowling flashing before your eyes. So
Speaker 1: where does Tara come into the picture? So I had
Speaker 1: to tell Murph and the guys that I couldn't bawl anymore,
Speaker 1: and I had to get some ice. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: So there was a long line at the bar, and
Speaker 1: there was a lady in fun of me, and I
Speaker 1: needed to get ice really bad. So I asked to
Speaker 1: you wouldn't mind if I can get in front of her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I think it's totally reasonable that you would
Speaker 1: cut to the front. Yeah. Yeah, and she was just
Speaker 1: really cool. We were just talking for a while after
Speaker 1: I got my ice and getting to know each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you always got a reel them in with a little injury. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Women love a guy that's in pain a little bit.
Speaker 1: And there let me take care of you. That's right.
Speaker 1: I like what you did there, Joe, very smooth. She
Speaker 1: seems very very nurturing. Yeah. Did you ask her out
Speaker 1: or was this your guys' like date hang out? Well?
Speaker 1: I couldn't go back to bowling, and you know, I
Speaker 1: was getting a little hungry, so I said, hey, Tara,
Speaker 1: why don't we grab a burger right here at the
Speaker 1: diner inside the bowling Yalli, Wow, Tara, look at that.
Speaker 1: We're both at a restaurant. I can't I can't hold
Speaker 1: the burger, so maybe you could feed it because my
Speaker 1: hand is so much pain. That would have been a
Speaker 1: great idea. I mean I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 1: So what did you guys do? Just eate together? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went into the dinner. We sat out a booth
Speaker 1: ate together, choking around with one another. It was going,
Speaker 1: well is what it sounds like. When did it go wrong? Well?
Speaker 1: This is what if the baby comes in? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: rogue baby. Yeah, there's a cute, little, adorable baby in
Speaker 1: the next booth making faces at me as we're eating.
Speaker 1: And I don't have kids, but I love kids. So
Speaker 1: I started making these silly little faces, sticking my tongue
Speaker 1: out at the baby. Oh yeah, it's adorable. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought it was what a terror think. Um, she wasn't
Speaker 1: doing the same thing I was doing. She wasn't making
Speaker 1: funny faces. Maybe she didn't speak baby talk. I don't
Speaker 1: know that's a problem translation issue with the baby. I mean,
Speaker 1: that doesn't sound like it would ruin anything, though, I
Speaker 1: don't understand why that's so bad. Yeah, but I did
Speaker 1: encourage her to interact with the baby, but she said
Speaker 1: no chance. And that's that's a little bit strange there, Joe.
Speaker 1: It's a little awkward. But like most women that I know,
Speaker 1: when a guy is interacting with the baby, your immediate
Speaker 1: thought is, oh, he has nurturing instincts, right, weirdo. Well
Speaker 1: maybe that's what she thought. Maybe it was more like Jose,
Speaker 1: I mean, who can't you know at least smile or
Speaker 1: acknowledge a cute little baby that's like a foot away
Speaker 1: from you. Yeah, but sometimes guys like you and I, like,
Speaker 1: I was trying to say, are you too excited? And
Speaker 1: then it gets into yeah, that's true, I do kind
Speaker 1: of go aboard sometimes. And I almost asked the people
Speaker 1: there if they will let me play with the baby,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. I didn't have that like, Okay, good,
Speaker 1: that's not a random dude in a boy now with
Speaker 1: your baby. It sounds like you did one thing right
Speaker 1: by not asking me. So so how did this all end? Well?
Speaker 1: At this point, I went back to my buddies at
Speaker 1: our la and then she went back to her friends
Speaker 1: and her lane. We were like three or four lanes apart.
Speaker 1: That could be good or really awkward. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: waved to her once and then he was getting ready
Speaker 1: to leave with her friends before we were leaving, so
Speaker 1: I quickly went over to her and said, hey, Kara,
Speaker 1: you know, I enjoy talking to you, you know, and
Speaker 1: maybe we could exchange numbers and meet up sometime. So
Speaker 1: we did. We exchange phone numbers. So I thought that
Speaker 1: that it was a nice ending to a funny, little
Speaker 1: awkward story how I met her? Your pinky got you
Speaker 1: a number? Dude? All right, how weird. But the tiniest
Speaker 1: little wing man ever. So you've reached out to her
Speaker 1: since then? Yes, okay, and nothing that's weird. Why would
Speaker 1: she give you her number? And it's really her number? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's her voice. Was the voice? No, okay,
Speaker 1: that's the big indicator. That is her number. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a song
Speaker 1: come back called Tara for you and try and get
Speaker 1: you a second date update. All right, Joe sounds great?
Speaker 1: All right, man, hold on days if you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for today's second Eate update. We're on the phone
Speaker 1: with a man named Joe, and Joe loves doing three
Speaker 1: things in this world. Throwing strikes, eating burgers, and making
Speaker 1: babies giggle. Yeah, okay, make some giggle. That is a
Speaker 1: hard man. He recently met a woman named Tara at
Speaker 1: the Bowling Alley after he hurt his finger in the
Speaker 1: ball return. They ended up sitting down in the diner
Speaker 1: there eating together, but Joe got distracted by a cute
Speaker 1: baby in the booth next to them. After that, he
Speaker 1: was able to get her number, Tara's number, not the babies.
Speaker 1: But now Tara is not calling Joe back. It was
Speaker 1: the most manly thing when you're like, yeah, you'd like
Speaker 1: to do this and this, and then you got distracted
Speaker 1: by a baby. Yeah. I hope they understands that, Joe,
Speaker 1: just so you know. Yeah, I mean, if you could
Speaker 1: talk to her and find out I mean, if I
Speaker 1: ruined my chances of going out here because of that
Speaker 1: darned baby, I'm going to be upset. So here's my
Speaker 1: question that I didn't ever ask, because I know when
Speaker 1: Jose tries to entertain my children, they run in fear, right,
Speaker 1: They usually cry, was the baby into you? Yeah? The
Speaker 1: baby was like making my Google sounds. I was playing
Speaker 1: peekaboo with the baby. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, like
Speaker 1: I said, if I could have asked the people that
Speaker 1: the baby was with, I could have played with the
Speaker 1: baby on my lap. I would have a really cute
Speaker 1: You know what, Joe, if we can't get you a
Speaker 1: date with terror out of this, maybe we can get
Speaker 1: you a play date with the baby. Yeah. Sure, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's called babysitting. It's fine, don't well, we'll focus on
Speaker 1: Tara for now. Okay, we're gonna dial her number here.
Speaker 1: You ready? Yeah, I'm nervous. I hope he picks up.
Speaker 1: I hope so too. We'll find out here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm in a dollar right now. Hello, Hi, can I
Speaker 1: speak to Tera please? Who is it? My name's young
Speaker 1: Jeffrey and I work for the morning radio show Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, is that okay with you?
Speaker 1: What's this about? Well, we do something on our show
Speaker 1: called a second Date Update. That's where if you go
Speaker 1: out with somebody and afterwards they're not calling you back,
Speaker 1: you can reach out to us and will give them
Speaker 1: a call and try and figure out the reason why. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the person that reached out to us about you,
Speaker 1: his name is Joe. Oh Joe right. Yeah, you met
Speaker 1: him at the bowling Alley. He had that and then
Speaker 1: ending pinky injury. Yeah, he had an epic pinky injury. Epic.
Speaker 1: I do think those words have ever put put together,
Speaker 1: pinky injury. He told us a lot about your night together,
Speaker 1: and he had a lot of positive things to say.
Speaker 1: He said that you were very kind and very nurturing.
Speaker 1: He also mentioned that you guys went into the diner
Speaker 1: and sat down for a bite to eat. We did
Speaker 1: I love that diner? Oh god, did you have a
Speaker 1: good time? Yeah, it was good. I mean he's look,
Speaker 1: he's a good guy. He's kind of cute. You know.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the time I had with him up the diner. Okay.
Speaker 1: He also told us about the baby that selfishly butted in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the most strange interaction I've ever seen. The
Speaker 1: most The thing was that the baby's whole face was
Speaker 1: covered in snot, and like he was just gross, like
Speaker 1: you know, how to get their bubbles out their nose,
Speaker 1: and he was breathing heavy and yeah, my parents didn
Speaker 1: seemed to kid. It's like eating a chili cheese fry.
Speaker 1: Was like not paying this kid any attention. Joe was
Speaker 1: just like hanging out was a baby. So it was
Speaker 1: really weird because the kid was covered in snot. To
Speaker 1: make it even more bizarre, the family the baby changed
Speaker 1: the baby at the table, and he just kept playing
Speaker 1: with it, like as the baby being changed, he was
Speaker 1: just playing with the baby. And I keep saying that
Speaker 1: Joe like stop it. Stopped looking at the baby, and
Speaker 1: he's like, don't worry, the baby likes it. He likes
Speaker 1: being changed. Okay, so it's not so much that he
Speaker 1: was playing with a baby, it's that he was playing
Speaker 1: with a dirty baby. That's what bothered you the most.
Speaker 1: Dirty baby and Chris, So that's the reason you're not
Speaker 1: calling him background. I mean, he seems like a good person.
Speaker 1: He definitely comes from a good place. If he has
Speaker 1: a good heart, I could tell that about him. But well,
Speaker 1: you know, I know Joe would really like to talk
Speaker 1: with you about this because he's been on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and he's heard everything that she said. It
Speaker 1: was yeah, oh that's Joe. Oh my gosh. I had
Speaker 1: no idea that you were on this line listening to
Speaker 1: this whole entire time. Yeah, I've heard everything. And so
Speaker 1: you don't like babies. Huh what No, it's not like
Speaker 1: I don't like babies. I don't like dirty babies and
Speaker 1: people playing with dirty babies. No awareness. I was making
Speaker 1: funny faces at the dirty baby. It's not like the
Speaker 1: baby was in my last I think we should stop
Speaker 1: calling it a dirty baby. I'm sorry, I got you
Speaker 1: dirty babies. It's time, Sarah, you decaid that I have
Speaker 1: no awareness, but I saw the baby was covered in
Speaker 1: snot and that the baby needed to be changed. That's
Speaker 1: not my fault. That's the parents not taking care of
Speaker 1: the baby. You can't blame me for that. I knew
Speaker 1: it wasn't your fault, but it was just very in
Speaker 1: your game. I mean, that's the only thing, Sara. Is
Speaker 1: this all about the baby? Well there was kind of
Speaker 1: something else? What what? Well? Okay, if you asked for
Speaker 1: my number and I was, I was kind of them
Speaker 1: on the fence about giving it to you, like I said, well, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe we could hang out. But then we were back
Speaker 1: at our lanes. One of your buddies, I think his
Speaker 1: name was mrsh or something or other. He he was
Speaker 1: talking to any marry friends and he said some very
Speaker 1: incriminating information about you. What do you say, Murph. He's
Speaker 1: like dragging about how you're always banging the chicks from
Speaker 1: the alley and that, like you know, that's who you do.
Speaker 1: You're you're always like on the prowl and you're always
Speaker 1: finding alley chicks. Is that real? Call of it? A
Speaker 1: bullet alley? Dude, Joe, that's not alley. I don't call
Speaker 1: him that. That's not true, Tara, Joe, you sleeping with
Speaker 1: gutter girls? Can have they be like ball babes or something,
Speaker 1: you sleep with the Ballbusters teams? Yes, no, that okay,
Speaker 1: if I'm being completely honest with you right now, I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe I slept with seven seven women playing at the
Speaker 1: bowling alley. Why so specific right now, Joe, what would
Speaker 1: you do that? It's definitely saven. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: And when I think of the type of women that
Speaker 1: normally go to the bowling alleys, it's not like the
Speaker 1: young cute girls. It's usually the senior citizens that are
Speaker 1: on the bowling squads. Will don't be judge Jeffrey. There's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong. If he wants to be with you know,
Speaker 1: Mildred and Edna and Bernadette, that's totally his prerogative. Oh,
Speaker 1: you'd be surprised. There's a lot of young action going
Speaker 1: on to bowling Gallley. I'll have a hot young action,
Speaker 1: hot young action and Murph No wait wait wait, if
Speaker 1: you think you're you're saying that there is hot young action,
Speaker 1: So you're one hundred and ten percent saying that what
Speaker 1: Murph told my friend, it's true. Well I didn't sleep
Speaker 1: with all of them. I mean we did a lot
Speaker 1: of other stuff. What second and third base stuff isn't
Speaker 1: really including. Man, you don't have to go into details. Man,
Speaker 1: you are digging your own grave right now. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? I mean, actually, there's a spot behind the
Speaker 1: video games where if you are in a certain angle,
Speaker 1: no one we'll see you for hours. There You're supposed
Speaker 1: to be delied her, how great she is, why she's
Speaker 1: different than all the other gutter girls or whatever you
Speaker 1: call them. Look, I mean, I'm just being completely honest
Speaker 1: with you and just get everything out in the open.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is me, this is the real deal.
Speaker 1: Well wow, well I am so glad because it was
Speaker 1: just you know, dirty baby was one thing, but now
Speaker 1: gutter girls and al cat I'm not interested in that
Speaker 1: kind of behavior. Hold on, Tara before you before you
Speaker 1: go jump into conclusions here. We would love to pay
Speaker 1: for a second date for you and Joe. I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: I don't even like bowling that much. She was like
Speaker 1: my friend's birthday, though, I'm gonna say no and stop
Speaker 1: this right where it is. Well, I'm sorry, Joe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were honest. Tara's not interested. That's fine. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm sure there will be another one
Speaker 1: next week. Some stuff with them behind the video games.
Speaker 1: I don't see her. Gladys is gonna love that real
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