WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Dirty Baby Bowling

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<v Speaker 1>Second date Update. We recently got an email for a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update from a guy named Joe. Joe knows

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<v Speaker 1>that his romantic encounter didn't go perfectly Okay, he also

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<v Speaker 1>knows who's to blame for that. All right, he's blaming

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<v Speaker 1>it on a baby. What that is? I thought we

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<v Speaker 1>would be self aware here, I get it, dude. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell you how many emails we get from listeners

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<v Speaker 1>whose dates have been brought down by a rogue baby.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a rogue baby, now, baby, they just came out

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<v Speaker 1>of nowhere. So many rogue babies out there trying to

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<v Speaker 1>ruin love. So what's going on, Joe? You want to

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<v Speaker 1>fight this baby? Or what the baby ruined my chances?

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're throwing Wait wait, wait, hold on? Was

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<v Speaker 1>it her baby? Well hold on, we'll get to the

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<v Speaker 1>selfish baby in just a second. But first, tell us

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<v Speaker 1>about the girl that you want us to call. What's

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<v Speaker 1>her name? Her name is Tara? Okay, and how'd you

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<v Speaker 1>meet her? It's a kind of a funny story how

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<v Speaker 1>we met Actually usually never is. So I met her

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<v Speaker 1>at a bowling alley. A bowling alley, okay, Josh, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that is some sarcastic, right, sarcastic laughter. Sorry. I'm into

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<v Speaker 1>a bowling league for a long time with my buddies,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and we get together every week. Was good fun,

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<v Speaker 1>laughing and joking. And my buddy Murphy called murf. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>Murphy's in a bowling league. Yeah, yeah, Murphy's a riot.

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<v Speaker 1>He was telling me a joke while I'm waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the ball to come back, and the ball return and

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, I was distracted for a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>The ball came back really hard and smashed my fingers

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<v Speaker 1>right up against the side of the of the return.

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<v Speaker 1>I can feel that. Oh my god, I just grabbed

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<v Speaker 1>my own hand. Yeah, and my panky got bent a little.

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<v Speaker 1>It just was starting to slow up. Wow, I can imagine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>your entire career of bowling flashing before your eyes. So

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<v Speaker 1>where does Tara come into the picture? So I had

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<v Speaker 1>to tell Murph and the guys that I couldn't bawl anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had to get some ice. Yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So there was a long line at the bar, and

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<v Speaker 1>there was a lady in fun of me, and I

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<v Speaker 1>needed to get ice really bad. So I asked to

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't mind if I can get in front of her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I think it's totally reasonable that you would

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<v Speaker 1>cut to the front. Yeah. Yeah, and she was just

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<v Speaker 1>really cool. We were just talking for a while after

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<v Speaker 1>I got my ice and getting to know each other. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you always got a reel them in with a little injury. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Women love a guy that's in pain a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>And there let me take care of you. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I like what you did there, Joe, very smooth. She

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<v Speaker 1>seems very very nurturing. Yeah. Did you ask her out

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<v Speaker 1>or was this your guys' like date hang out? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't go back to bowling, and you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>was getting a little hungry, so I said, hey, Tara,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't we grab a burger right here at the

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<v Speaker 1>diner inside the bowling Yalli, Wow, Tara, look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>We're both at a restaurant. I can't I can't hold

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<v Speaker 1>the burger, so maybe you could feed it because my

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<v Speaker 1>hand is so much pain. That would have been a

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<v Speaker 1>great idea. I mean I didn't even think of that.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you guys do? Just eate together? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we went into the dinner. We sat out a booth

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<v Speaker 1>ate together, choking around with one another. It was going,

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<v Speaker 1>well is what it sounds like. When did it go wrong? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>This is what if the baby comes in? Right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>rogue baby. Yeah, there's a cute, little, adorable baby in

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<v Speaker 1>the next booth making faces at me as we're eating.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't have kids, but I love kids. So

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<v Speaker 1>I started making these silly little faces, sticking my tongue

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<v Speaker 1>out at the baby. Oh yeah, it's adorable. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was what a terror think. Um, she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>doing the same thing I was doing. She wasn't making

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<v Speaker 1>funny faces. Maybe she didn't speak baby talk. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that's a problem translation issue with the baby. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't sound like it would ruin anything, though, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand why that's so bad. Yeah, but I did

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<v Speaker 1>encourage her to interact with the baby, but she said

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<v Speaker 1>no chance. And that's that's a little bit strange there, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little awkward. But like most women that I know,

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<v Speaker 1>when a guy is interacting with the baby, your immediate

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<v Speaker 1>thought is, oh, he has nurturing instincts, right, weirdo. Well

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that's what she thought. Maybe it was more like Jose,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, who can't you know at least smile or

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<v Speaker 1>acknowledge a cute little baby that's like a foot away

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<v Speaker 1>from you. Yeah, but sometimes guys like you and I, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to say, are you too excited? And

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<v Speaker 1>then it gets into yeah, that's true, I do kind

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<v Speaker 1>of go aboard sometimes. And I almost asked the people

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<v Speaker 1>there if they will let me play with the baby,

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<v Speaker 1>but I didn't. I didn't have that like, Okay, good,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a random dude in a boy now with

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<v Speaker 1>your baby. It sounds like you did one thing right

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<v Speaker 1>by not asking me. So so how did this all end? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, I went back to my buddies at

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<v Speaker 1>our la and then she went back to her friends

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<v Speaker 1>and her lane. We were like three or four lanes apart.

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<v Speaker 1>That could be good or really awkward. Yeah, And I

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<v Speaker 1>waved to her once and then he was getting ready

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<v Speaker 1>to leave with her friends before we were leaving, so

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<v Speaker 1>I quickly went over to her and said, hey, Kara,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I enjoy talking to you, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we could exchange numbers and meet up sometime. So

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<v Speaker 1>we did. We exchange phone numbers. So I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>that it was a nice ending to a funny, little

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<v Speaker 1>awkward story how I met her? Your pinky got you

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<v Speaker 1>a number? Dude? All right, how weird. But the tiniest

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<v Speaker 1>little wing man ever. So you've reached out to her

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<v Speaker 1>since then? Yes, okay, and nothing that's weird. Why would

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<v Speaker 1>she give you her number? And it's really her number? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure it's her voice. Was the voice? No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the big indicator. That is her number. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna play a song

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<v Speaker 1>come back called Tara for you and try and get

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<v Speaker 1>you a second date update. All right, Joe sounds great?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, man, hold on days if you're just tuning

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<v Speaker 1>in for today's second Eate update. We're on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with a man named Joe, and Joe loves doing three

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<v Speaker 1>things in this world. Throwing strikes, eating burgers, and making

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<v Speaker 1>babies giggle. Yeah, okay, make some giggle. That is a

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<v Speaker 1>hard man. He recently met a woman named Tara at

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<v Speaker 1>the Bowling Alley after he hurt his finger in the

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<v Speaker 1>ball return. They ended up sitting down in the diner

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<v Speaker 1>there eating together, but Joe got distracted by a cute

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<v Speaker 1>baby in the booth next to them. After that, he

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<v Speaker 1>was able to get her number, Tara's number, not the babies.

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<v Speaker 1>But now Tara is not calling Joe back. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the most manly thing when you're like, yeah, you'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to do this and this, and then you got distracted

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<v Speaker 1>by a baby. Yeah. I hope they understands that, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>just so you know. Yeah, I mean, if you could

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her and find out I mean, if I

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<v Speaker 1>ruined my chances of going out here because of that

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<v Speaker 1>darned baby, I'm going to be upset. So here's my

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<v Speaker 1>question that I didn't ever ask, because I know when

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<v Speaker 1>Jose tries to entertain my children, they run in fear, right,

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<v Speaker 1>They usually cry, was the baby into you? Yeah? The

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<v Speaker 1>baby was like making my Google sounds. I was playing

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<v Speaker 1>peekaboo with the baby. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, if I could have asked the people that

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<v Speaker 1>the baby was with, I could have played with the

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<v Speaker 1>baby on my lap. I would have a really cute

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Joe, if we can't get you a

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<v Speaker 1>date with terror out of this, maybe we can get

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<v Speaker 1>you a play date with the baby. Yeah. Sure, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's called babysitting. It's fine, don't well, we'll focus on

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<v Speaker 1>Tara for now. Okay, we're gonna dial her number here.

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<v Speaker 1>You ready? Yeah, I'm nervous. I hope he picks up.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope so too. We'll find out here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in a dollar right now. Hello, Hi, can I

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<v Speaker 1>speak to Tera please? Who is it? My name's young

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey and I work for the morning radio show Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, is that okay with you?

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<v Speaker 1>What's this about? Well, we do something on our show

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<v Speaker 1>called a second Date Update. That's where if you go

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<v Speaker 1>out with somebody and afterwards they're not calling you back,

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<v Speaker 1>you can reach out to us and will give them

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<v Speaker 1>a call and try and figure out the reason why. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And the person that reached out to us about you,

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Joe. Oh Joe right. Yeah, you met

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<v Speaker 1>him at the bowling Alley. He had that and then

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<v Speaker 1>ending pinky injury. Yeah, he had an epic pinky injury. Epic.

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<v Speaker 1>I do think those words have ever put put together,

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<v Speaker 1>pinky injury. He told us a lot about your night together,

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<v Speaker 1>and he had a lot of positive things to say.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that you were very kind and very nurturing.

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<v Speaker 1>He also mentioned that you guys went into the diner

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<v Speaker 1>and sat down for a bite to eat. We did

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<v Speaker 1>I love that diner? Oh god, did you have a

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<v Speaker 1>good time? Yeah, it was good. I mean he's look,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a good guy. He's kind of cute. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed the time I had with him up the diner. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>He also told us about the baby that selfishly butted in. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the most strange interaction I've ever seen. The

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<v Speaker 1>most The thing was that the baby's whole face was

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<v Speaker 1>covered in snot, and like he was just gross, like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, how to get their bubbles out their nose,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was breathing heavy and yeah, my parents didn

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to kid. It's like eating a chili cheese fry.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like not paying this kid any attention. Joe was

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<v Speaker 1>just like hanging out was a baby. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>really weird because the kid was covered in snot. To

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<v Speaker 1>make it even more bizarre, the family the baby changed

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<v Speaker 1>the baby at the table, and he just kept playing

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<v Speaker 1>with it, like as the baby being changed, he was

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<v Speaker 1>just playing with the baby. And I keep saying that

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<v Speaker 1>Joe like stop it. Stopped looking at the baby, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, don't worry, the baby likes it. He likes

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<v Speaker 1>being changed. Okay, so it's not so much that he

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<v Speaker 1>was playing with a baby, it's that he was playing

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<v Speaker 1>with a dirty baby. That's what bothered you the most.

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<v Speaker 1>Dirty baby and Chris, So that's the reason you're not

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<v Speaker 1>calling him background. I mean, he seems like a good person.

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<v Speaker 1>He definitely comes from a good place. If he has

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<v Speaker 1>a good heart, I could tell that about him. But well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I know Joe would really like to talk

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<v Speaker 1>with you about this because he's been on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening and he's heard everything that she said. It

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<v Speaker 1>was yeah, oh that's Joe. Oh my gosh. I had

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<v Speaker 1>no idea that you were on this line listening to

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<v Speaker 1>this whole entire time. Yeah, I've heard everything. And so

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<v Speaker 1>you don't like babies. Huh what No, it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like babies. I don't like dirty babies and

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<v Speaker 1>people playing with dirty babies. No awareness. I was making

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<v Speaker 1>funny faces at the dirty baby. It's not like the

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<v Speaker 1>baby was in my last I think we should stop

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<v Speaker 1>calling it a dirty baby. I'm sorry, I got you

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<v Speaker 1>dirty babies. It's time, Sarah, you decaid that I have

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<v Speaker 1>no awareness, but I saw the baby was covered in

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<v Speaker 1>snot and that the baby needed to be changed. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not my fault. That's the parents not taking care of

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<v Speaker 1>the baby. You can't blame me for that. I knew

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't your fault, but it was just very in

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<v Speaker 1>your game. I mean, that's the only thing, Sara. Is

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<v Speaker 1>this all about the baby? Well there was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>something else? What what? Well? Okay, if you asked for

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<v Speaker 1>my number and I was, I was kind of them

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<v Speaker 1>on the fence about giving it to you, like I said, well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we could hang out. But then we were back

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<v Speaker 1>at our lanes. One of your buddies, I think his

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<v Speaker 1>name was mrsh or something or other. He he was

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<v Speaker 1>talking to any marry friends and he said some very

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<v Speaker 1>incriminating information about you. What do you say, Murph. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like dragging about how you're always banging the chicks from

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<v Speaker 1>the alley and that, like you know, that's who you do.

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're always like on the prowl and you're always

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<v Speaker 1>finding alley chicks. Is that real? Call of it? A

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<v Speaker 1>bullet alley? Dude, Joe, that's not alley. I don't call

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<v Speaker 1>him that. That's not true, Tara, Joe, you sleeping with

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<v Speaker 1>gutter girls? Can have they be like ball babes or something,

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<v Speaker 1>you sleep with the Ballbusters teams? Yes, no, that okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm being completely honest with you right now, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I slept with seven seven women playing at the

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<v Speaker 1>bowling alley. Why so specific right now, Joe, what would

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<v Speaker 1>you do that? It's definitely saven. I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I think of the type of women that

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<v Speaker 1>normally go to the bowling alleys, it's not like the

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<v Speaker 1>young cute girls. It's usually the senior citizens that are

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<v Speaker 1>on the bowling squads. Will don't be judge Jeffrey. There's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing wrong. If he wants to be with you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Mildred and Edna and Bernadette, that's totally his prerogative. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be surprised. There's a lot of young action going

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<v Speaker 1>on to bowling Gallley. I'll have a hot young action,

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<v Speaker 1>hot young action and Murph No wait wait wait, if

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<v Speaker 1>you think you're you're saying that there is hot young action,

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<v Speaker 1>So you're one hundred and ten percent saying that what

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<v Speaker 1>Murph told my friend, it's true. Well I didn't sleep

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<v Speaker 1>with all of them. I mean we did a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of other stuff. What second and third base stuff isn't

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<v Speaker 1>really including. Man, you don't have to go into details. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you are digging your own grave right now. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? I mean, actually, there's a spot behind the

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<v Speaker 1>video games where if you are in a certain angle,

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<v Speaker 1>no one we'll see you for hours. There You're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be delied her, how great she is, why she's

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<v Speaker 1>different than all the other gutter girls or whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>call them. Look, I mean, I'm just being completely honest

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<v Speaker 1>with you and just get everything out in the open.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is me, this is the real deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Well wow, well I am so glad because it was

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<v Speaker 1>just you know, dirty baby was one thing, but now

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<v Speaker 1>gutter girls and al cat I'm not interested in that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of behavior. Hold on, Tara before you before you

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<v Speaker 1>go jump into conclusions here. We would love to pay

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date for you and Joe. I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even like bowling that much. She was like

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<v Speaker 1>my friend's birthday, though, I'm gonna say no and stop

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<v Speaker 1>this right where it is. Well, I'm sorry, Joe, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you were honest. Tara's not interested. That's fine. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. I'm sure there will be another one

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<v Speaker 1>next week. Some stuff with them behind the video games.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see her. Gladys is gonna love that real

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