1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's teaming up with Papa John's 2 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 1: to create the first ever beanbag pizza chair. Oh wow, 3 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: what does that mean? It comes with a frozen pizza inside. 4 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:19,759 Speaker 1: You just sit on it for a few hours to 5 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 1: warm it up and then take it out and enjoy. 6 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 1: That's not gonna take me a few hours to warm up, Jeffrey, 7 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: give me twenty minutes and that baby's ready to eat. 8 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: Down there the perfect snack for Laser Stories, the segment 9 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 1: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just 10 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and 11 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 1: there's other Pepperoni Jabroni's. Just don't This first lazer story 12 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: is out of our favorite place and yours. Florida, a 13 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: thirty four year old woman named Escha Persad got into 14 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 1: a food related altercation with her husband, which happens more 15 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: than you'd think in Florida, and according to the police report, 16 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:03,040 Speaker 1: Esha had brought her husband Taco bell and McDonald's for 17 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: his birthday. Oh wow, she really overdid herself. That's a 18 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 1: treat that made him upset. Those were his favorite things. 19 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 1: Apparently he was hoping for a fancier meal than that. 20 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: That's a miscommunication. You need to say what you want. Okay, 21 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: we're not mine readers. So they started arguing, and then 22 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 1: Escha claims he threw the Taco Bell bag at her. Wow, 23 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 1: the better not I was gonna say, but do not 24 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: waste that. She responded by assaulting him with a tortilla 25 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 1: from a soft taco. Yeah, she's just slapping him with it. Challenge. 26 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: That tortilla hit him right in the face and was 27 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: somehow still there when the officer showed up what evidence, Yeah, 28 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: don't touch it, take pictures as then he walked over 29 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,400 Speaker 1: to his cell phone and called nine one one with 30 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: the tortilla still attached to his head. And we know 31 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: this because the police report says, quote when officers arrived, 32 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: the burrito was still on the victim's face, nacho cheese 33 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 1: sauce like that's sticking to the gee. Do you think 34 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: that the officers are second guessing their career choices when 35 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: they have to write that down in a place. Yeah, 36 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: I think they all dreamed of a Taco Bell emergency 37 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 1: and stepping in at some point. Escha was arrested for 38 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: misdemeanor domestic war. As for her husband, it's been three 39 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 1: days and the tortilla is still there. Now it's Jalley. 40 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: He's waiting for her to come home so she can 41 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 1: see it and feel guilty for what she did. She's like, 42 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 1: it's not like it was a hard shell, solid relationship. 43 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 1: Those two are in this next Lazer stories out of Abby, England. 44 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: Rebecca and Steven Schotel wanted to do something unique and 45 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: memorable at their wedding, so they hired an owl to 46 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:54,079 Speaker 1: be their ring bearer. Oh that's unique. Hello Harry Paultery. 47 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 1: They do have a shared love of Harry Potter, and 48 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: when they found a company that rented out owls, it 49 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 1: seemed too perfect. Yes, is here. So their wedding day 50 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: came and the bride walked down the aisle and right 51 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,920 Speaker 1: at the ideal moment, the bird handler called the owl 52 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,840 Speaker 1: from the back of the room. The bird took flight 53 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 1: with the rings attached to his leg and flew up 54 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: to the very top of the church. Oh wait a minute, 55 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 1: come down. He was supposed to fly to the altar, 56 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: but apparently the owl refused his picture and slowly shaking 57 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: his stubborn little owl ahead, this is his way of objecting, Yeah, 58 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: I don't, Owl's do what owl's want to do. Even 59 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: the professional hands or desperately tried to lure the bird 60 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 1: down with a piece of chicken, but that didn't work. 61 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 1: Oh no. Rebecca and Stephen were devastated, and after waiting 62 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: almost thirty minutes for the handler to get the owl down, 63 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: they eventually just had to move on and finish the 64 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: ceremony without their rings. Oh man, I was gonna say, 65 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 1: you know, get someone with a gun, a humane trenk 66 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: dark maybe yeah, yeah, Okay, it's not what you thought. Okay. 67 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: Seven hours later, the owl flew down and the couple 68 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: did get their rings back. But some are saying maybe 69 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 1: this was a bad omen for their marriage. Yeah. This 70 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 1: Next Laser stories out of Tech Trends u s A 71 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 1: an AI company called Perspective just made history. They pulled 72 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:38,040 Speaker 1: off the first fully automated dental procedure that involved a 73 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 1: robotic arm shaving down a guy's tooth for a crown. Interesting. 74 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:49,720 Speaker 1: I'm into it. You like it? You don't like when 75 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,039 Speaker 1: they ask you questions while you have your mouth open 76 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 1: and full of tools. It's like, how could Dennis be replaced? 77 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: They work a whole two days a week. Well, the 78 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,479 Speaker 1: AI company where this ai machine works by three D 79 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,919 Speaker 1: mapping the inside of your mouth. Then it clamps onto 80 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: your jaw and a drill moves in circles to grind 81 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:14,039 Speaker 1: your tooth down. Held down. We have two hours of 82 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: that noils. If you want us to play, you do that. 83 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,919 Speaker 1: Everyone whoever stuck with us and away, thank you. But 84 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:23,840 Speaker 1: getting a crown normally requires two visits, one hour each. 85 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 1: But they say the robot ai dentist will be able 86 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: to do a full crown procedure in just fifteen minutes. 87 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: It's not ready for primetime yet, so you won't see 88 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,720 Speaker 1: one at your next checkup. They say they're still five 89 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: years away from FDA approval. Yeah. I mean, you don't 90 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,599 Speaker 1: want that computer to malfunction mid procedure, so I'm going 91 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 1: to go with please get it approved. Yeah, but the 92 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,279 Speaker 1: plan is to eventually have him at dental offices all 93 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,600 Speaker 1: over the country. In fact, they recently raised thirty million 94 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: dollars in funding. One of the main investors is doctor 95 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 1: Edward Zuckerberg, who's a dentist and also Mark Zuckerberg's dab 96 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: is that true story? Of course, his dad is a 97 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 1: gennis that so checks out. You know, that's a handsome 98 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 1: dental rum with just Pale. It all checks out for me. 99 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:16,599 Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of celebrity corners, Snoop Dog 100 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 1: seems to be having the time of his life at 101 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:22,279 Speaker 1: the Olympics. Yeh, he has been the official US mascot 102 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:25,480 Speaker 1: and everyone is here for it. He's having a blast 103 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: and it's easy to forget that he's actually working. And 104 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,720 Speaker 1: we know that because he is getting paid big time. 105 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 1: Well he, dude, he's working overtime. How is he every 106 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 1: event that I've watched the torch? Yes, and I know 107 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:43,440 Speaker 1: even at the trial. Sources say Snoop is making half 108 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 1: a million dollars a day as an NBC correspondent month. No. Yes, 109 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: and if you include the bonuses, he's gonna pocket fifteen 110 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: million dollars for his two weeks in Paris present. I 111 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,680 Speaker 1: think you more than any of the athletes while the 112 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: women's water polo team is on. Try to go fund Yeah, 113 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: the flavor flame has to step up to help him out. 114 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 1: That's a good point. So Snoops making bank just like 115 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: this guy with his celebrity endorsement for Sialis. Because even 116 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: a slow and steady guy needs a little boost to 117 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 1: keep things up to speed. That was good is that 118 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 1: you try it out for your new sialis commercial commercial 119 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 1: writing jobs. I'm gonna buy eight months worth. And that 120 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 1: sound means story has come to an end for the day. 121 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,800 Speaker 1: I'll give some dear husband too. We're gonna do lasers 122 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 1: stories same time on Monday.