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Speaker 2: I'm ready to love and luff and love.

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Speaker 1: We have to do it because so many people sent

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Speaker 1: it in Okay, which one because it and honestly it's

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Speaker 1: so on brand for us. But here it is a

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Speaker 1: man turned up at a hospital with a live World

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Speaker 2: Live even if it was dead. When you shove something

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Speaker 2: So let's just uh, let's jump into an explosive episode

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Speaker 2: of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Do worlds.

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Speaker 2: Would you believe.

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Speaker 1: It's your midsillion pieces? Would you? Guys, gals, non binary pals.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kurt Brown Old.

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Speaker 2: I'm Banana Boy number two Scotti Landis. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was, especially

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Speaker 2: to the good and decent people of Hickman, Nebraska population

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Speaker 2: two thousand, six hundred and seven Curdi B including Jenna

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Speaker 2: A Bananamal who should be mayor of that great town.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I love it, small town. Every episode is dedicated

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Speaker 1: to a small town because we value each and every

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Speaker 1: one of you, even if you live in a place

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Speaker 1: called Hickman.

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Speaker 2: Hickman Nebraska. Never heard of it. I'm sure it's wonderful. Anyways,

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Speaker 2: how you doing, CURDI B what do we got man?

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Speaker 1: I'm very excited about our guest today too. Our guest

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Speaker 1: today is a stand up and filmmaker who is recently

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Speaker 1: named one of Time Out New York and Vultures comics

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Speaker 1: to Watch Awesome. She has been on The Tonight Show.

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Speaker 1: She hosts the live show Hot Guy Draft and the

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Speaker 1: next one March twenty second, at Little Field in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: You can go right now, please welcome Cannise S. Moobley.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Thank you so much for having me back.

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Speaker 2: Welcome, come back. We're so glad to have you back.

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Speaker 2: And just tell let's tell us about the show. Tell

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Speaker 2: me about this show. I like hot guys. What's up

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Speaker 2: with them?

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Speaker 3: Exactly?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 4: I have a lot of friends they are into fantasy sports.

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Speaker 4: I cannot get into it. The stats do not stick

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Speaker 3: The players. I'm sorry, I can't. I simply can't.

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Speaker 4: So I decided to this is ten years ago, throw

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Speaker 3: Hot guys.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and it's gender neutral.

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Speaker 4: Like in the beginning, it included both people and parts

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Speaker 4: a little too into the objectification and we don't want

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Speaker 4: to do that exactly. But now it is a live

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Speaker 4: show where we have comedians on stage drafting in specific categories.

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Speaker 4: So last time it was generic hot, thirsty hot hot

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Speaker 3: This time we're focusing on daddy's So what is a daddy?

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Speaker 3: Who is a daddy? And most importantly, why is a daddy?

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Speaker 2: Why is a daddy? That's a great daddy?

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Speaker 3: Why is a daddy?

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Speaker 1: It's a good it's a good album name for me.

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Speaker 1: Why is it daddy?

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Speaker 2: In the Workhofs writer's room, for one or two seasons,

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Speaker 1: Oh that's really fun, so please.

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Speaker 2: Feel free to take that.

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Speaker 1: Lets play it right now. Let's play Hottest funny guy

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Speaker 1: or funniest hot guy?

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Speaker 2: Well, canis you can start since you're.

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Speaker 4: Lots of thoughts, okay me hottest funny guy, I would

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Speaker 4: probably say Andy Samberg, which of course speaks to my

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Speaker 3: But he's super funny. I grew grew up.

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Speaker 3: Hot?

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Speaker 4: So Andy Samberg is hottest funny guy and then funniest

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Speaker 1: But who's the funniest, Yeah, the funniest, Like my immediate

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Speaker 1: thought is the rock cool hot. Yeah, he's a guy,

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Speaker 1: You got a hot guy?

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Speaker 3: What is the Rock.

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Speaker 1: Got a hot guy? I'm so confused.

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Speaker 4: He's more specific than you think. Where it's like women

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Speaker 3: They're like, I don't even think because.

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Speaker 1: He's just so inhumanly large.

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Speaker 2: Have you seen? Hob He did one of Conan Moscow's

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Speaker 3: Okay, I absolutely will.

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Speaker 4: He is one of so for the Hotkeye draft to

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Speaker 2: That accent has to get him up there, Javier's accent

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Speaker 4: He dated a woman that people could see themselves as.

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Speaker 2: Kurt is into Polynesian man is what we're learning right

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what do people find hot? Like? Tall, dark

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Speaker 1: Interesting, No, he's the hottest funny guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an interesting there's a lot of funny hot

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Speaker 2: Beautifully done.

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Speaker 1: This was on Vice dot com.

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Speaker 1: This is written by Amber Rawley. Vice has come back.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and so I'm always like, wait, are they

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Speaker 3: Can I get a job?

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Speaker 1: What was your show?

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Speaker 4: It was called Complexify Take a relatively simple thing and

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Speaker 2: I can't do that too, you can't.

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00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,400
Speaker 1: I was just singing Vice's praise, and now we've got

448
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 1: a fucking not an article about clickbait with the underlined

449
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 1: picture and there's no fun.

450
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 3: And then a picture appears. It's doing that. It's not

451
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 3: doing like the nineteen ninety two that.

452
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I cannot believe that there is no answers in

453
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 1: this article. Zero answers.

454
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 2: Folks.

455
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 1: He put a bomb up his butt and we don't

456
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 1: know anything else. Oh my god, all right, let me

457
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,439
Speaker 1: see it if the New York Post has a picture

458
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,360
Speaker 1: of it. Sorry, guys, I hate to go to the.

459
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 2: Post, but there will if there's a photo to be

460
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,159
Speaker 2: had or an x ray to be I guess they

461
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 2: probably couldn't x ray it that, but you can't x

462
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 2: ray a bomb. I don't know.

463
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 1: This is crazy. I mean, they have a picture of

464
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 1: a shell that is similar to the one found launch

465
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 1: in the patient's anus, and it is covered in rust. Gigantic.

466
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,639
Speaker 1: I can't believe there's no way you're getting that up

467
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: a butt. Surgeons conducted emergency surgery, during which they discovered

468
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 1: the shocking source of his pain, a live eight inch

469
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 1: bombshell fearing a potential fire in the hole and hospital

470
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 1: there you go. Post medical personnel learning the bomb squad

471
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 1: fibrigate evacuated the facility. Meanwhile, security perimeter was formed around

472
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: the medical center as the authorities investigated the explosive situation. Fortunately,

473
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 1: the retro retro munition, which was also pointed in over

474
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 1: an inch wide, was not deemed a threat. All right,

475
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: eight inches long, one inch wide.

476
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:28,439
Speaker 4: Deal, It looked like something that people do put.

477
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 3: Up their butts.

478
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not exactly crazy. Now, eight inches wide one

479
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 2: inch long. That's an impressive feed.

480
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 1: You know what it could be that as well that

481
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: it's the same it's the same bob that's eight inches

482
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: wide of what inch long? Yeah, yep, that's it.

483
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

484
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: Shells such as the one found in the man's bum

485
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: were used during the First World War by the Imperial

486
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 1: German Army, which is played hunter. The explosives, which are

487
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,040
Speaker 1: date stamped, regularly turn up during the Iron Harvest. The

488
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:04,639
Speaker 1: annual collection of often unexploded munitions from both World Wars

489
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 1: wow and are found on farmland, building sites and other

490
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: disrupted land annual. They still have annual collection of munitions

491
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: in Europe.

492
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Horrific. Yeah.

493
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:19,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so many bomb years ago. Yeah,

494
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: well wow.

495
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,239
Speaker 3: Eight years ago.

496
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:23,959
Speaker 1: Yeah.

497
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 2: If they had a vehicle that was extremely heavy and

498
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 2: extremely you know, explosion proof that you could just drive

499
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 2: over farmland and blow stuff up, that I would love

500
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:38,479
Speaker 2: that job. Just a super heavy, indestructible thing that was

501
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 2: just for blowing up leftover ordinances. I would be like,

502
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 2: sign me up. This sounds so thrilling, like those guys

503
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 2: that make bear proof suits and you're like, all right,

504
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 2: you're gonna go out there and just let a grizzly

505
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,919
Speaker 2: come at you. I'll roll through the farmlands of Toulouse

506
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 2: just to do safety protocol for everybody.

507
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 1: What did you do when you were in to loose Canie?

508
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,120
Speaker 3: So I was CouchSurfing through.

509
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,719
Speaker 1: Europe using CouchSurfing dot Com.

510
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 4: Yes, I was the Los Angeles ambassador for CouchSurfing dot

511
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 4: Com when I lived out there from two thousand or

512
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 4: for twenty eleven and twenty twelve.

513
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:15,919
Speaker 2: Yes, WHOA.

514
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,479
Speaker 1: So would people be there when you were like sleeping

515
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: on their couch?

516
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 3: Uh? Sometimes?

517
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 4: I often I hosted people, but I was the ambassador

518
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 4: because I put together weekly events for people to come together.

519
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 4: So people traveling in town would be like, Okay, I

520
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,199
Speaker 4: know on Thursday there's a meet up with drinks and

521
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 4: lots of locals at this bar, and I would organize

522
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 4: with the bar, organize the thing, do all the posts,

523
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 4: answer questions, and then often organize other activities outside of that.

524
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 4: So it would be like, Hey, these people want to

525
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 4: go try surfing, or these people want to go to

526
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 4: saghetty Villa or something like that. We co organize little

527
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,199
Speaker 4: outings and stuff. But I did go through people I

528
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 4: met in Boston CouchSurfing, and then I kept touch with

529
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 4: him when I lived in Los Angeles, when I went

530
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 4: to Barcelona and couchsurfed, and then went to Toulouse and couchsurfed,

531
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 4: and then went to Paris and couchsurf.

532
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: Wow, and how much of it was also hooking up.

533
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 4: I did meet the boyfriend who met me in Paris

534
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 4: or who like we met in Los Angeles, but he

535
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 4: was a merchant marine whatever and we got off the

536
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 4: ship in Russia, but then met us in Paris, and

537
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 4: so we hung out in Paris.

538
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: Cool and now like someone would be like, yeah, you

539
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 1: can sleep on my couch, and then he's like, got

540
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: a bottle of wine waiting for some.

541
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 4: Dudes were like that, and those we are sketchy did

542
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 4: we would? We would, especially because they would be like, yeah,

543
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 4: it's weird how I only host young, thin white women.

544
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 4: It's so strange how those are the only women. Like

545
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 4: I host people, but only that type of person, and

546
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 4: you're like, stay away from that guy.

547
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh man. Merchant Marines are fascinating to

548
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: just spend like six months at sea.

549
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 4: It was the perfect relationship for me because I'm probably

550
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 4: not good at like commitment, and like I'm good at committing,

551
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 4: I just don't want the person there all the time,

552
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 4: and so it was really convenient that he would go away.

553
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 4: He was three months on, three months off, so he'd

554
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 4: be three months on a ship somewhere and we would

555
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 4: talk on the phone sometimes and then it'd be three

556
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 4: months back and then right when I was.

557
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 3: Like I will kill this guy.

558
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 4: This guy's getting in my last fucking nerve, he would

559
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 4: go back out.

560
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 2: To ship them out.

561
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 3: Yep.

562
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: I love that, Scottie, I got one.

563
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 2: I picked this one for both of you. Actually, Laurie

564
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,919
Speaker 2: Sudds sent this in. Thank you, Laurie. She sent it

565
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 2: in with this note was re listening to an episode

566
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 2: from October sixth, twenty twenty, when Kurt talks about Siberia,

567
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 2: the underground bar in New York City. Yes, I'm happy

568
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 2: to tell you that Tracy has reopened the bar. Yes,

569
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: I know here it is an iconic Hell's Kitchen wateringhole,

570
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 2: just reopen inside the Columbus Circle subway station. This was

571
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 2: in Time Out Worldwide, written by the best in the

572
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 2: Bar biz, Laura Ratcliffe. If you stumbled into Siberia in

573
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 2: the ninth in the nine heard Anthony Bourdain called his

574
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 2: favorite bar on earth, you know this was no ordinary

575
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 2: dive bar. For years, the Hell's Kitchen haunt was equal

576
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: parts clubhouse and chaos, tucked inside the fiftieth Street subway

577
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 2: and later reborn on Ninth Avenue. Then, like all great

578
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,720
Speaker 2: New York stories, it disappeared. Now, against all odds, Siberia

579
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 2: is back, and fittingly, it has tunneled its way into

580
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 2: yet another underground space, the Turnstile Underground Market, a Columbus

581
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 2: Circle hidden just steps from fifty seventh Street and eighth Avenue.

582
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 2: It's right near the subway entrance there. It opened quietly

583
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 2: last weekend, still labeled as Gotham Taco, which was the

584
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: space's former tenant. And who doesn't that just sound delicious?

585
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: A New York City style taco, y.

586
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: Yum Gotham taco inside inside the subway.

587
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 2: Give me one of those SoCal bagels, a red glow

588
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: and a juke box, a familiar grin of proprietor Tracy Westmorland,

589
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 2: Siberia's self proclaimed minister of Propaganda. She confirmed the resurrection.

590
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 2: So this New Siberia is a compact but unmistakable bar,

591
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 2: eight barstools, a slim bar, and a Lyncheon wash of

592
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 2: Crimson Light artists Dana Nade Nedron splash the walls with

593
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 2: a warhol meets subway portraiture, and the playlist leans towards punk, outlaw, country,

594
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: and some rock true to Siberia form. The drinks are cheap,

595
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 2: extremely cheap by midtown standards, and Westmoreland keeps them a

596
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 2: dollar less than all the neighboring bars. Wow, don't talk politics,

597
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 2: don't be creepy, never ask for any fruit in your cocktails.

598
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 2: That's the signage there. Oh, fine, fine with me. It

599
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: is missing a bathroom, though, and patrons need to go

600
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 2: borrow the turnstile's communal restroom code. Restroom code. But if

601
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: you get there and you have taken the wrong train Siberia,

602
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 2: you know it's always about grit community writers, bartenders, Broadway actors,

603
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 2: night shift wanderers who drop in for a drinking conversation.

604
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 2: The opening drew a crowd of loyalists and curious newcomers,

605
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 2: some remembering the nicotine stained jukebox on Ninth Avenue. Oh,

606
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 2: they're just discovering the bar's lore for the first time.

607
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 2: The vibe was less debauchery than a reunion, with some

608
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 2: baby carriages and walking sticks among the beer in the shots,

609
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 2: of course, and.

610
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: Now it was literally open thirty years ago.

611
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: I know it's crazy. And here's a little tip for

612
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 2: any New York bananimals. It's hiding in plain sight on

613
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 2: in Columbus Circle like a dive bar platform nine and

614
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: three quarters. The trick is finding it, But when you do,

615
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: the reward is stepping through the door and realizing that

616
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: in a city where everything changes, Siberia somehow feels like

617
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: a perfect old secret. Interesting. You gotta go.

618
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: I want to go, Yes, I gotta go back. I

619
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: almost went when I was at the tonight show because

620
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: it was like I could walk over to it. Very easily,

621
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: and I just never did, but I knew it was

622
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: there and I was like, it's back, it's back.

623
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 2: I want to go.

624
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: But also it's like, you know, I'm just always like

625
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: I got to go home to my family.

626
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, quick quick question.

627
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 3: Is Lynchian a good thing?

628
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, David Lynchian.

629
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think it's I think it's probably like

630
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: eerie EERI blue.

631
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and that's what people want, Like people want

632
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 4: to experience that.

633
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: I kind of like show I honestly I do. There

634
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: was a bar in Baltimore, Cluck Club Charles.

635
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 2: It's still there, yea.

636
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: And I would say that that is very much a

637
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: David Lynchian esque bar where it's just like it feels

638
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: like a different era. It's strange and weird and anything

639
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: could happen kind of Vibeh's.

640
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 3: Scary to me.

641
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't want to go to a place

642
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 4: where anything could happen. I want to go to a

643
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 4: place where like four things could happen.

644
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 3: Having drinks is.

645
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 2: One of them, great, great start.

646
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 4: But also going to the bathroom is another one.

647
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

648
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, agreed.

649
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, if sounds.

650
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 4: Cool, don't get me wrong, I like grow cool things,

651
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 4: but I don't want to feel an impending sense of

652
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 4: dread right when at your bar.

653
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to.

654
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: Know understandable, understand That's fair.

655
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: I think there's enough dread in this world that maybe

656
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: when you want to unwind, you don't want to walk

657
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 2: into a red lit uh train.

658
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: It's also all red. It is like very stressful vibe

659
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: good luck, but no thank you.

660
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I wish I didn't know about it, Like

661
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 2: the fact that in time out is wonderful, but it

662
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 2: would be cooler if this was truly word of mouth

663
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 2: only you had. You had to know somebody.

664
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: To know somebody, I agree, I'll tease us into some

665
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: thumbs up. Thumbs up. This is what did dinosaurs feel like?

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Speaker 2: You know? Great question. Emotionally, they were probably very cocky,

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Speaker 2: I would guess, I would think Lily wants to thumb

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Speaker 2: herself way up. In April, she set a goal to

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Speaker 2: do one hundred hikes in an Oregon state park called

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Speaker 2: I Believe Pilot butte it has this big ass hill,

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Speaker 2: and as of twelve twenty seven, Real Lily reached her

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Speaker 2: goal of one hundred hikes. She listened to the Holiday's

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Speaker 2: episode of Bananas while doing a bonus one hundred and

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Speaker 2: one hikes. So thumbs up to you, Lily, thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: That's incredible. I bet that was fun. Aaron p wants

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Speaker 2: to send a huge thumbs up to all the processing

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Speaker 2: center and donor center teams at Red Cross Lifeblood in Australia,

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Speaker 2: there was a shooting back in twenty twenty five and

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Speaker 2: the following Monday after that Bondi Beach shooting, there was

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Speaker 2: a record breaking number member of blood donations. It was

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Speaker 2: so moving to see how the public responded. All the

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Speaker 2: frontline workers did an amazing job, including working late into

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Speaker 2: the night to process as many donations as possible. Aaron says,

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Speaker 2: I'm sending you guys a high five from the Aaron

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Speaker 2: Porter Partnership teams. And I guess if you're an Australian

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Speaker 2: bananmal and you want to donate blood, go find Aaron

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Speaker 2: Porter Partnerships on teams and reach out and say hi,

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Speaker 2: that's great. Also, kurtin March, you should do a blood

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Speaker 2: bonanza again.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we should do a blood bonanza.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we do a Bananas blood.

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Speaker 1: Bonanzas usually we do them in March and we just

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Speaker 1: try and get as many people to donate at the

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Speaker 1: same time Banana's Blood Bonanza.

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Speaker 2: And you go to the Red Cross app and we

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Speaker 2: have a team called Bananimals. Join sign up. I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you after this. Oh that's a good question. Let me see,

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Speaker 2: I haven't looked lately.

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Speaker 3: Title.

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Speaker 4: I'm happy that it is about donating blood because Banana's

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Speaker 4: Blood Bonanza could be something Lynchian.

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Speaker 1: It could be it could be Lynchian. See, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: like that. I like that vibe to it. And then

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Speaker 1: you're like, what, it's so wholesome canise.

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Speaker 2: There are seventy five thousand teams on the app, and

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Speaker 2: the Bananimals are one hundred and thirty fourth. Yes, we

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Speaker 2: are above the Kansas City Chiefs. We're above ups, but

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Speaker 2: we are trailing the Cleveland Clinic and Bowling State University.

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Speaker 2: We've saved over fourteen thousand lives, yes, Bowling Green State.

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Speaker 2: So anyways, Ban Animals. In March, it's going to be

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Speaker 2: our second annual blood Bonanza. Let's break the top one

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Speaker 2: hundred this year. Yes, yes, I'll do one more. Oh,

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Speaker 2: this is a nice one. Dean wants to give two

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Speaker 2: big thumbs up to his wife. I believe it's a

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Speaker 2: Lana Elena Elena who finished her twenty third marathon in

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Speaker 2: Baltimore in October eighteenth and then her twenty fourth the

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Speaker 2: next day in Atlantic City, back to back marathon. On's

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Speaker 2: first time Elene ever did that. She's halfway to her

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Speaker 2: goal of doing a marathon in all fifty states. Cool

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Speaker 2: Dean says he's amazed as wife's incredible focus on her

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Speaker 2: goals and her drive to continually train, and so part

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Speaker 2: of going to all these states and running these they

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Speaker 2: visit all these weird local things like roadside attractions, weird

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Speaker 2: little museums, and Dean says, I want to thumb up

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Speaker 2: the Banana Boys for encouraging us to go on weird

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Speaker 2: side trips to check out all the strange slices of Americana.

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Speaker 2: There you go, thumbs up to Elena.

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Speaker 1: Thumbs up, and we are here, of course, with Canis Mobley.

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Speaker 1: You can go see her show Hot Guy Draft, Daddy Issue,

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Speaker 1: Daddy episode or Daddy issue.

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Speaker 3: I say edition edition.

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Speaker 1: I knew it was a word Daddy edition. At Littlefield

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Speaker 1: on March twenty second in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Kennys, Hello, and I hope all the animals.

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Speaker 2: Come some will. They're really good fans.

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Speaker 1: They're the best fans.

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Speaker 3: Thank you guys.

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Speaker 2: Canise, I noticed on your Instagram that you were trying

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Speaker 2: to do a new thing every day. Was that a

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Speaker 2: resolution or just a life decision?

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Speaker 4: It was a life decision. So it started sometime in November,

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Speaker 4: I think. So it wasn't like currently, like it wasn't

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Speaker 4: perfectly lined up to the new year. But I was

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Speaker 4: just like, hey, I'm not depressed now, but it's about

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Speaker 4: to be old and I don't want to get depressed.

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Speaker 4: So to prevent becoming very depressed, I need to make

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Speaker 4: an audacious goal. And my audacious goal has been a

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Speaker 4: new thing every day. And some people are like, that's

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Speaker 4: like impossible, but I'm like, a new thing is getting

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Speaker 4: a different brand of tortilla chips, like anything sure, like

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Speaker 4: anything that just makes me take a second and like

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Speaker 4: notice and observe, and those things do really help when

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Speaker 4: it comes to gratitude and when it comes to preventing depression,

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Speaker 4: and I have been doing it. I think There's been

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Speaker 4: a couple of days I missed when I was like,

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Speaker 4: I was at Sketch Fast and then the snow made

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Speaker 4: it so I couldn't fly back, and so I was

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Speaker 4: stuck in San Francisco. For an additional day, but I

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Speaker 4: didn't want to do anything new. I just wanted to

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Speaker 4: sleep in my room. So I was like, you're allowed

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Speaker 4: to just sleep in your room today. But outside of that,

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Speaker 4: I have been pretty good about it. And sometimes it's

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Speaker 4: picking up something from my local buy nothing group because

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Speaker 4: on Facebook, because I have free time. I love scrolling

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Speaker 4: and seeing what people are offering in the buy nothing

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Speaker 4: and then.

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Speaker 3: Picking it up. And now I have so many weird

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Speaker 3: things in my house and I love it.

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Speaker 2: That's fair.

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Speaker 1: What was your new thing today?

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Speaker 4: So last night I picked or I haven't done a

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Speaker 4: new thing yet today. I know it's like already, like

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Speaker 4: in the afternoon, I've got to think of something new

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Speaker 4: to do. But yesterday I picked up something from the

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Speaker 4: buy nothing group and it's those straps that like you

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Speaker 4: there's like a metal part and you crank it and

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Speaker 4: it gets tighter and.

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Speaker 1: Tighter, ratchet straps.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know what they.

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Speaker 4: Were called, and I got three of them for free.

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Speaker 4: So I have these giant ratchet straps that are bright orange.

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Speaker 3: And I don't know how I'm.

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Speaker 4: Gonna yet, but I think I think something will happen

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Speaker 4: and it'll say, hey, can you need these things.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. That's perfect. Yeah, for your next

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Speaker 1: thing that you need to pick up. If you need

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Speaker 1: to strap it to something, there you go.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'll be like, I have exactly the.

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Speaker 2: Tool for this, and do here's a little pro tip.

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Speaker 2: When you pull that strap around and you're strapping down,

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Speaker 2: give it one little twist so that it's not flat.

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Speaker 2: Because it's flat, it flaps in the wind. But you

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Speaker 2: give a little twist, you get no flap. And then

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Speaker 2: people will know you're a ratchet strap champion.

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Speaker 4: They'll be like, wow, look, it's like she's used ratchet

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Speaker 4: straps so many.

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Speaker 2: Times, she knows what they're called, and she paid a

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Speaker 2: lot of money for them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is so weird that that one twist makes

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Speaker 1: them not hum It is crazy. After you've done this, well,

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Speaker 1: I I don't use ratchet straps, but I strap surfboards

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Speaker 1: to the roof if I go surfing. And so if

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Speaker 1: you don't do that twist, it's like and it just

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Speaker 1: makes a horrendous noise at like fifty miles an hour,

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Speaker 1: freako nightmare out.

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Speaker 3: Not do that.

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Speaker 2: When I don't send twist will be your thing. That'll

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Speaker 2: be your thing that day. You've never twisted a ratchet straight.

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Speaker 3: One time. It was painting a wall.

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Speaker 4: It was hanging a picture on said painted wall, like

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Speaker 4: you guys can't see it, but it's like my walls

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Speaker 4: now green.

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Speaker 3: And I love.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. You got an accent wall.

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Speaker 4: I do I have. I'm just I have an accent wall.

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Speaker 4: There's some pictures hanging up there.

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Speaker 2: I love. Yeah, that's what a great thing I need

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Speaker 2: to do.

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Speaker 1: I need, I need, I need bookshelves behind me. That's

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Speaker 1: what I need for this room. That's what I would

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Speaker 1: like to do. All right here it is What did

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Speaker 1: dinosaurs feel like?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by the wonderful and delightful Steph

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Speaker 1: Schrader Stephosaurus. Yes, thanks Steph Schrader.

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Speaker 2: Great cender.

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Speaker 1: This was on I FL Science. What did Dinosaurs feel Like?

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Speaker 1: We as somebody who studies their mummified remains cool. This

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Speaker 1: is by Rachel Funnel. Thank you Rachel. She's the best

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Speaker 1: in the business.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's a lot.

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Speaker 1: Of funny, strange writing right at the top here. Wouldn't

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Speaker 1: you love to slap a dinosaur like a big bag

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Speaker 1: of top soil?

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Speaker 2: I mean a little bit, a little bit, sure.

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Speaker 1: Of course you would you're only human. Petting a t

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Speaker 1: rex would likely go the same way of Jurassic Parks

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Speaker 1: Man on the toilet scene. But there were plenty of

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Speaker 1: other dinosaurs, read smaller herbivorous that might have been more

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Speaker 1: amenable to a tickle on the tummy. So if we

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Speaker 1: allowed ourselves to dream for a moment when animals alive today,

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Speaker 1: might what animals alive today? Might they have felt like, right,

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Speaker 1: it's an unfortunate fact that we'll never find a frozen

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Speaker 1: dinosaur because there's no ice on Earth that's old enough.

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Speaker 1: That means, unlike the wooly rhinos or mammoth that sometimes

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Speaker 1: oohs out of the melting permafrost, any frozen dinosaur would

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Speaker 1: have thought out long ago. What about mummified remains? After all,

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Speaker 1: mummified dinosaurs are surprisingly common. Here things get interesting, as

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Speaker 1: just recently it was announced that two remarkably intact dinosaurs

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Speaker 1: had been discovered in Wyoming's Mummy Zone. The region was

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Speaker 1: subject to the perfect storm of flash floods and dry

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Speaker 1: weather that meant a pair of ed Montosaurus I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: they're from Edmonton were rapidly buried after death. What came

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Speaker 1: next involved process known as as clay templating, which locked

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Speaker 1: into the fossil record intricate details about these animals soft tissues.

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Speaker 1: So what would they have felt like? We asked the

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Speaker 1: University of Chicago's professor Paul Serino, who was a lead

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Speaker 1: investigator on the research.

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Speaker 2: Quote.

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Speaker 1: Because the scales on the duck billed dinosaur are so small,

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Speaker 1: many modern lizards would have a comparable feel. The hooves

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Speaker 1: would be similar to hooved mammals like a tep here

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Speaker 1: or a rhino. The spikes on the back had some texture,

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Speaker 1: might be similar to spikes on an iguana lizard. Sure,

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Speaker 1: the most interesting question and the most fucking boring answer.

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Speaker 1: It's exactly what you thought, guys. That's correct.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's the article.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes the answers sometimes it's better not to know the answer.

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Speaker 1: Just have the question, Just have the question.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So if it feels kind of like a modern lizard,

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Speaker 4: then that does. Like the next step would be, okay,

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Speaker 4: can you describe in fun terms, not like a bag

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Speaker 4: of top soil, but like more fun than that, how

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Speaker 4: it feels to touch a lizard?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah? How does it feel to touch a lizard?

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Speaker 1: I feel like it feels like rough skin. Yeah, right, it's.

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Speaker 2: Kind of nice. Always I had pet lizards growing up.

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Speaker 2: I would hold iguanas and it was nice. I think that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, some like guckos are very soft and almost gummy,

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Speaker 2: but the guanas those were, Yeah, they felt soft to

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Speaker 2: the touch, warm, kind of felt nice. They liked being

883
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 2: on me as I was ninety eight degrees and they

884
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 2: thought that was great. So there was a great clip

885
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 2: years ago of the Crocodile Hunter. He went to like

886
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 2: Komodo Island, the island where Komodo dragons live, which I

887
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 2: think has now been close to the public because so

888
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 2: many people were stealing them. They were stealing Komodo dragons

889
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 2: and selling them on the black market.

890
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: Well, people need them for their casino Komodo dragon pits.

891
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 3: Yes, that's very important.

892
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 4: You could not have that character development moment and the

893
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 4: tall back to win. You have to have the fingerprint

894
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 4: to use the gun. And then Kimodo dragons eats that guy.

895
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 4: It's a great scene. There's I watched that movie a lot.

896
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you must have them, and that's you got to

897
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 2: see all sides to an argument. Yeah, but there was

898
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 2: a scene where Steve Arwin rest in peace. He was like,

899
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 2: on this beach and there's a couple of Komodo dragons

900
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 2: within maybe I don't know, fifty feet, but they seem

901
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 2: pretty disinterested in him over all. Their kind of board,

902
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 2: and you know, they have like poisonous teeth, not only

903
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 2: his claws, but like they're poisonous saliva. And he accidentally

904
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 2: cuts himself while shooting. The closest komodo dragon instantly smells

905
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,800
Speaker 2: the blood and charges him, and he has to climb

906
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 2: up a tree and get away from this way. Really, yes,

907
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 2: So it's a great clip. You can find it on

908
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 2: this new website called YouTube. And I remember seeing that

909
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 2: and being like, well, I'm never going there, but I imagine

910
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 2: the scales of a komodo dragon are probably exactly what

911
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:33,479
Speaker 2: a dinosaur felt like. Okay, yeah, a giant lizard that's

912
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 2: been around for a long time. Have you ever seen

913
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 2: on a person at the zoos?

914
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's just at the zoo.

915
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 4: I'm imagining now, like you know, like a snake skin

916
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 4: bag or like a purse, yeah, filled with chicken cutlets.

917
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 4: That's what I'm imagining. Petting that dinosaur would feel like.

918
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 2: Give that a good slap. That sounds fun.

919
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 1: I feel like snake skin is drier and harder than

920
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: lizard skin. Skin is kind of supple feeling, even though

921
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 1: it's rough.

922
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 3: With better boots.

923
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 4: Okay, Lorella Deville of lizards, I am like, Okay, I

924
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 4: would wear that.

925
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,479
Speaker 3: That sounds nice.

926
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a mix between leather regular leather and uh

927
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: and snake. That's what I feel like.

928
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: It is. We'll never know, is what an article should

929
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: have said. Is we don't know, but probably like a

930
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 2: rhino's feet in an iguana spikey back, which very nice.

931
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 2: It's a nice way to do it.

932
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: Send us home, Scottie.

933
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 2: Okay, Lisa Wood sent this in Mormon women are going

934
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 2: crazy over revealing version of sacred underwear. Okay, this was

935
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 2: all over the place there. Women are lining up for

936
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 2: hours outside of stores. We got this from Marina Erman,

937
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:56,240
Speaker 2: who writes for the only website you need, Boardpanda dot Com.

938
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 2: Here it is God what what a best in the

939
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 2: website is. The Church of Jesus Christ Latter day Saints

940
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 2: has introduced a new version of its traditional temple garments,

941
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 2: the sacred undergarments worn by members beneath their everyday clothing

942
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 2: for decades. The white garments have been deliberately modest, featuring

943
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 2: high necklines, cap sleeves that cover the women's shoulders. However,

944
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: for many Mormon Mormon women, the old balky design just

945
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 2: didn't work under their clothing, making certain howfits feel unflattering

946
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 2: or uncomfortable, and I wonder why. At the end of

947
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 2: the year, the church announced a slightly more revealing version,

948
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,399
Speaker 2: and feel free to google it, you two while I'm

949
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 2: doing this, because it is. I would say it's slightly

950
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 2: more revealing.

951
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: It it's still They just type in new Mormon underwear.

952
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what I was typing in.

953
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 2: That's how I found this article. I wake up every

954
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 2: morning and Google search that first thing before I drink

955
00:47:55,120 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 2: my coffee New Mormon Underwear. The design replaces the classic

956
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: short sleeve top with a tank style version, making it

957
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 2: the first leaveless garment offered by the church's nearly two

958
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 2: hundred year history. But church leaders underestimated the demand for

959
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 2: the new designs. Videos posts on social media show long

960
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 2: lines forming outside of storms. Some women say they've traveled

961
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,959
Speaker 2: across the world to get their hands on these undergarments.

962
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: I will get them at all costs. I will fly

963
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 2: to Japan if I need to said thirty one year

964
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,760
Speaker 2: old Andrea Fassett to The New York Times Shla Egan.

965
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 2: Of course, sale Egan couldn't believe her eyes when she

966
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 2: arrived at her local store. My mouth dropped to the

967
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 2: floor when I saw the line, she wrote on Instagram.

968
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 2: After waiting more than three hours for new undergarments, they

969
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 2: limited everyone to twenty new items per person. Blah blah

970
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 2: blah the garments. Some church members are paying more than

971
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty dollars plus shipping to have the

972
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 2: sent to Uganda, Kenya, South African the Philippines. The original

973
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 2: price of the garments were four to five dollars apiece,

974
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 2: very affordable. But anyways, so yeah, there are these crazy lineups.

975
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 2: It feels like when I was a kid in like

976
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 2: the wonderbra was a thing and the people were running

977
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: to the malls to get those. And now I guess

978
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 2: nerds wait outside of Supreme stores in Los Angeles for

979
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 2: this is a true story. I heard Supreme. Somebody went

980
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: down there to interview people and it was a crowbar.

981
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 2: It was a red crowbar that said Supreme on it.

982
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 2: And this kid came out and he goes, what is that?

983
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 2: And the guy's like, I don't know what this is.

984
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 2: Like the kid that got the crowbar went for the drop,

985
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 2: got a supreme crowbar and had never heard or seen

986
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 2: a crowbar before. What, So, shout out to these Mormon

987
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 2: women for showing those shoulders.

988
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,720
Speaker 3: I'm so mad at it.

989
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 2: It's a you say them. You see the garment.

990
00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 4: I see the garment. I'm just like, Okay, So if

991
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 4: they can just change it at any time, what if

992
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 4: it was just like comfortable, or like what if it

993
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 4: was just easily accessible or a lot of things.

994
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 3: If we can just we can just pick anything.

995
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: Why you don't you don't understand, because don't the infinite

996
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: being that is God? Sure, he you know, while contemplating infinity, yes,

997
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: and expanding and making new worlds, he's deeply invested in underwear.

998
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: The panties are his main shit. He's like, what are

999
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: their panties? Like, That's what he's thinking about all the time,

1000
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,920
Speaker 1: instead of thinking about it, Should I create a new world?

1001
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 1: Should I make dinosaurs come back? He's just like, what

1002
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: about the undies? Okay?

1003
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 3: Okay? And these people who waited in line for three hours, Yes,

1004
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 3: I'm guessing they don't have access to like the internet

1005
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 3: or shipping or any like how they don't have a

1006
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 3: phone or nothing.

1007
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know the two thousand and eight,

1008
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: it's probably iPhones door specific.

1009
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 2: You could probably buy it from church approved stores.

1010
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,720
Speaker 3: And those church stores don't have vetex.

1011
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 2: They apparently they do something. People in Uganda, Kenya, South

1012
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 2: Africa and the Philippines were paying one hundred and fifty

1013
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 2: dollars for these four to five dollars undergarments that showed that.

1014
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 3: Looks ya caught in there. They have seamstresses, they can't.

1015
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 4: They just like make a pat like we have a

1016
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,720
Speaker 4: pattern book for the.

1017
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 2: Oh they were in undergarments, Oh they can.

1018
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 3: We gave it to a local seamstress, Taylor so Is.

1019
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 3: I think they're called so Is now.

1020
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 2: I don't know they are called so It's Now. And weirdly,

1021
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 2: Kurt and I were texting about so Daily with our

1022
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 2: friend Matt Oberg an hour ago, and it was about

1023
00:51:56,440 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 2: a guy who has a sewing group called Male Pattern

1024
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 2: Boldness and his wow was lipping something, Peter lipping and

1025
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 2: Peter Peter lipping or flipping Peter and it was like

1026
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 2: he's been a ceist for fifteen years. And I was

1027
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 2: like I've never heard that before.

1028
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, so my old manager, who you know, Kurt, gave

1029
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:24,240
Speaker 4: me their old seng machine. I'm pointing to it. The

1030
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 4: listeners can't see it, but I'm pointing to it.

1031
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 3: It looks great, and I have been watching.

1032
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 4: Videos on YouTube to try to teach me how to

1033
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 4: se because I don't know.

1034
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,399
Speaker 1: That's great, that's your new thing.

1035
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 2: That's great, that's a new thing to do.

1036
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 1: Well, how about this, folks, You do a new thing? Yes,

1037
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,720
Speaker 1: and go on out March twenty second and see Canise

1038
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: at little Field Hot Guy Draft Daddy Edition.

1039
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,479
Speaker 2: There we go. Where can they find a Canise plug away?

1040
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 4: Okay, so you can find me at Canise Mobley on Instagram.

1041
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 4: Technically I'm on the other services, but I don't use

1042
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 4: them because of fascism or because they're bad or whatever.

1043
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 4: But really instant is mainly where I'm at, So go

1044
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 4: for me there. I post the new thing that I

1045
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 4: do every day. I post the collages that I make

1046
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 4: because I make a collage, not every single day, but

1047
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 4: like every other day or every other day.

1048
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:09,479
Speaker 3: To be real.

1049
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 4: And then I made a new Instagram so that people

1050
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 4: they didn't have to hear my nonsense all the time,

1051
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 4: they could go to the Instagram that is just called

1052
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 4: Hotkeye Draft and there they have access to the survey

1053
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 4: that they can take to help generate the stats for

1054
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 4: these hot guys. So you can vote on are you

1055
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 4: interested in the daddy type?

1056
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 3: What is a daddy?

1057
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: What is absolutely not a daddy type?

1058
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 3: Kurt?

1059
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:40,479
Speaker 1: I don't know, Kurt. What's the daddy type? Just someone

1060
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,720
Speaker 1: who seems like your father?

1061
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 4: No, oh goodness, gracious, it's not someone who seems like

1062
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,120
Speaker 4: your father's.

1063
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 3: It's like there's a sexual tinge to it.

1064
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,720
Speaker 1: So like some is it different from a zaddie?

1065
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 4: Yes, zaddy is like orientally urban and contact stand maybe

1066
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 4: a little thick okay, like there's some thick wickness to

1067
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 4: a zaddy that you're like, oh, that guy's got some thighs.

1068
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,479
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't know that.

1069
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I said thighs, and there res lots

1070
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 3: of zas at the end.

1071
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 4: I'm not saying this is like the technical origin of it,

1072
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 4: But a zaddy, I think has to have some thighs.

1073
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 4: But not all fathers are daddy's and not all daddies

1074
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 4: are fathers. But Kurt, someone in the universe, I'm not

1075
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 4: saying it's me because I know you, and that'd be

1076
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 4: super weird. But someone in the universe is like, ooh,

1077
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 4: that Kurt Brownholder is a daddy. You've got glasses and

1078
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 4: a beard. You look like you're from the fifties. That's

1079
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 4: some people's whole thing.

1080
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, now I got it. Okay, so you lean

1081
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: into it.

1082
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 4: I'm just saying it could like maybe suddenly you're on

1083
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,919
Speaker 4: the you're being nominated for Hotkey Draft.

1084
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 1: Look at that, all right, there it is there, it is.

1085
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,720
Speaker 1: That's my dream to get nominated for Hot Guy Draft, Scotty.

1086
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 3: That's no offense to you, not that.

1087
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: No.

1088
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 2: I'm an honor I know, and it's.

1089
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 4: Like you are not an honor is like specifically a

1090
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 4: gage term.

1091
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 3: I did not see you as an honor.

1092
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 2: I'm not that either.

1093
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,360
Speaker 1: I don't see you in the water like no, no, no,

1094
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 1: I see him in the water and he's got and

1095
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 1: he's got he's got swimmy's on and a tube around

1096
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: him and he's drinking beers.

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Speaker 2: That's right. I'm a floaty. I'm my own thing. I'm

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Speaker 2: a floaty and if you want to floaty, that's me.

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Speaker 2: I'm a human lazy river.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. For being here, Kennise, and thank

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Speaker 1: you everyone listening to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hardstars.

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot,

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Speaker 1: part time employee.

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Speaker 2: You can listen to Bananas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

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Speaker 2: Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts, and please feel

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Speaker 2: free to rate and review as many times as you can.

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Speaker 2: We love those five stars.