WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Oversleeping Bobsled" Mail Bag 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabooms. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.240 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.520 of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.640 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to Clearinghouse of 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:23.520 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:30.680 with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:35.440 In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with me, Ben 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:39.040 Mahler and you and Danny g Radio as we hang 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:45.000 out together on an NFL Sunday, Week nine in the 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:50.040 nash Football League later said this is the unofficial pregame show, 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:52.840 which has nothing to do with the NFL. Reminder, though 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:55.480 you still have time, you're listening early in the morning today, 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:58.800 early in the morning today, you still have time to 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:03.760 track down a episode of Benny Versus. Depending on Peacock 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:07.120 or anywhere else, watch Benny Versus the Penny Week nine 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:09.600 episode if you haven't seen it yet. Every game that 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.760 matters and pretty much every game in general against the 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:16.760 spread and so check that out today on Peacock and 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:21.760 NBC regional cable channels. It is the third day of November. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:25.080 We had a little extra sleep Danny Daylight Savings Day today, 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:29.800 so the whole clock situation overnight, which nobody minds this 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:33.280 one because we get an extra hour of sleep. Yes, 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:35.800 I am pissed we still have this at all. I 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.640 thought three or four years ago they had agreed to 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:43.199 get rid of daylight savings time, but no, it's still here. 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.680 What is the problem. Just pick a time like they 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.840 do in Arizona and stick with it. You don't need 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.400 to have the time change. I hate it. I hate it. 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.760 Yeah, you're right. When it's this one and we magically 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.480 get that extra hour sleep, I'm like, man, I love this. 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:03.040 But then when it's spring ahead, we're like, this is 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:04.720 the stupidest shit ever. 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.720 Well, I'd like to just have one time year round 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:10.680 and that's it. It's a third day of November, though 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:13.040 NFL sign it's National Sandwich Day. Would have been my 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:15.760 mom's birthday. May she rest in peace today November three. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.480 My dear old mom back in the day always would celebrate, 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.240 obviously because it was her birthday. Today. What else is today? 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:23.840 It's what do we have? It's zero tasking day? 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:24.840 What? 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.079 Yeah, it's it. Relax and enjoy the peace that comes 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:31.600 with living in the moment doing nothing. I think there's 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:34.639 a lot of people in this country doing nothing the 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.720 problems that we have, there's a lot of people every 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:42.040 day is like that. Then, yeah, so anyway, it is 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.160 a mail back day. Before we get to the mailbag though, 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:50.000 and our guy, Ohioal, I've got door number one or 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:51.880 door number two. Which one do you want, Danny, Door 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:56.440 number one or door number two. Let's see, I'm gonna 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:59.399 say door number two. All right, all right, door number two. 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:04.200 This is the ten most searched slang. Not a list, 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:08.560 by the way, for Terry and England and some of 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:11.240 you other schmucks. This is not a list. This is 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:17.200 a big board the ten most searched slang terms in 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:24.200 twenty twenty four. All right, okay, so I don't even 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:25.920 know if I'm to be able to pronounce most of these. 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.400 Is the riz on there? 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:33.680 Let me let me check here the top ten. I 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:36.520 do not see the riz. You want me to go 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.520 from ten ten to one here on the big board. 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:42.080 Sure you don't see rizzler. I do not see wrizzler. 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:44.400 I have seen a lot of wrizzler on my feed, 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:49.440 but I have not heard these are These are according 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:53.240 to Google searches in the year twenty twenty four, slang 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:58.720 terms spreen, p R, E e N. That was number ten. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:00.640 Okay, I heard that one. 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:02.000 Do you want to look these up while we go? 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.720 I don't know. Uh, here's one I don't even know 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:06.320 how to pronounce O e. 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:11.160 U v R E. I know that. I know riz 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:16.760 is like charisma. Oh yeah, yeah, like juice, like you 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:17.560 got the juice? 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:19.080 No juice? 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.080 Surprised that's not on there? How do you spell the 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:23.760 one you just said? 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:28.320 O e U v r e uh? It says the 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:36.320 works of a painter, composer author. It says the complete 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:38.480 and then of Mozart. 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.560 Why would kids be saying that word? 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:45.839 I don't know, I've never interesting. Cats is on here? 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:49.200 Slang term cats like cats? Is Deli? You ever been 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:50.839 to cats as Deli in New York? Great Deli? 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.160 Yeah? 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:58.640 According to the search, A K A t z uh, 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:04.960 it says, is a Sir Bernard. I don't this makes 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:09.160 no sense. It's a British biophysicist born in Germany. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:15.320 Okay, it says that's a slang for vomit or puke. 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.400 Oh is that right? Well, that makes a lot more. Yeah, 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:23.360 that makes a lot of senn s e n. This 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:26.120 is an old guy. This is boomers learning about slang. 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:28.320 Where generation X. 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.600 Yeah, we're X man X marks the spots. 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:34.440 Where I just came from Seattle. We're part of that 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:38.680 generation grunge and grimy hip hop. That's how we are. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:43.719 Sen on the Internet says special education needs. Oh really, 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:46.840 I don't think that's I don't think that's what we're 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:49.880 looking for. Okay, here it is. It's slang for I'll 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:50.840 do that myself. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:56.200 Oh is that right? Okay? Number six is schmaltz, which 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:59.200 sounds Yiddish to me. It's like a root beer small. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:03.240 I'll have a small else like beer. All right, but 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:07.440 I'm sure it's not that. Number five is uh s 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:13.440 O b r I q u e T so brett sobriquette. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:15.480 Is that am I saying? Brikette? 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:19.680 Sober Quette says slang. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:22.960 Slang slang together here on the podcast We're learning slang 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.400 on the Sunday Mailbag podcast. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:28.000 Yeah, the real definition of it came up. Let me 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:31.480 see if it says anything for slang in other words, 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:35.279 a nickname. Oh, if people start calling you mac because 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.240 you like to eat macaroni and cheese for every meal. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.640 Then you not only have a strange diet, but you 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:43.360 also have a sober cat. In other words, a nickname. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.080 It's derived from a French word. 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:50.039 Oh okay, well that's dumb. The only one on this 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:57.080 that I know, and it's number four hoc tour. Oh 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:01.599 we all know that, yeah, or most urged slang terms 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:06.359 in twenty twenty four. Number three is ski bitty. I 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:07.560 believe it is. How you pronounce it. 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:10.560 You're talking about skibbity. Oh, skibbity. 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:11.440 Did I mispronounce it? 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:15.840 Yeah? I hear Covino. That's that's from that whole Wrizzler thing. 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:20.160 They're like, oh really, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pronounced 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:25.000 like skippity skibbity, And it's just like a wacky adjective. 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:26.640 It means to be like like it's cool. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:28.880 Do they use that on the show? 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:33.000 Joking because he obviously knows it's kid talk. He's like, 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:36.000 as the kids say, skibbitty, Oh. 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:38.480 Man, i'd never I mean, I've seen the I guess 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:39.840 I didn't pick close enough attention. 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.840 That's because you don't have the riz ben I don't. 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:46.760 I'm lacking. I'm lacking in that area. I admit, I 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:49.880 don't don't lie that I am lacking in that area 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:52.480 for sure. All right, well let's get to the mailbag. 0:07:52.520 --> 0:08:03.160 What do you say, Danny, it's Ohio, weill time, it's bag. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.800 All right. These are actual messages by actual listeners. If 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:14.880 you'd like to send a message into the mail bag, 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:19.400 the Fifth Hour mail bag, real fifth Hour at gmail 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:21.560 dot com. Just put email on the headline. That way 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.320 I know you have a question for the show, and 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:27.040 then send it in anytime. Send it right now, send 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.560 it tomorrow, the next day. Just try to get it 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:33.000 in by Thursday afternoon, try to get it in by 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:36.520 Thursday afternoon, depending on when we record the pots normally 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:38.440 on Friday mornings. We do it. But you never know. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:42.200 And before we get to the actual mail bag, I 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.840 did want to mention the last quarter. I guess they 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:49.040 grade this by quarters, right, Danny? The podcast Yeah. 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.480 Yeah, correct, Yeah, radio is in four quarters. 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:57.800 So we had the highest podcast numbers we've had in 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:00.120 a year or two or something like that. 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:04.080 And let's see, our boss said since twenty twenty one. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.200 And the only reason he said since twenty one is 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:09.800 he couldn't go back further than that with the data 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:13.040 that he had, so he said, at least the highest 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:14.200 numbers in three years. 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:19.760 Take that for data. All right, that's awesome. Thank you. 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:21.760 You know, it's because you, Danny. You're getting people to 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:25.280 get other people listen, and then they're actually listening, and 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:29.200 we're doubling our audience, which is amazing. So God bless 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:34.040 you and thank you. Otherwise we'd stopped doing this podcast, right, 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:37.160 Danny Iven it's our weekends, man, what are we doing here? 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:40.400 So I listened to a couple of other podcasts and 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:43.600 I'm not gonna name drop because I'm about to shit 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:46.880 talk a little bit. Godly man, Who the hell is 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:50.360 producing some of these podcasts? One guy sounded like he 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:52.880 was in a tin can, and then the guests they 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:56.320 brought on you could barely hear him the volume was 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.440 so low. They don't mix minus, they don't do anything 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:02.400 in post reduction. They think they can just leave it 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:03.480 completely raw. 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.360 Yeah. No, I'm right there with you. I mean, it's 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:08.400 one of the things about it's like the Old West 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:11.840 with podcasts, right, and people just throw anything out there, 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:15.880 and we're we're radio snobs, though, Danny, we actually believe 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:19.360 in professionalism and trying to make it sound as good 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:20.040 as possible. 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.920 And what a waste of time if people don't really 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:26.319 care about what I do. It both production, but I'm 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:28.320 telling you, at least one of the two that I 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:32.280 listened to was from a major broadcasting group who me 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:35.280 hit the record button and then ship it out after 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:38.320 they're done. I don't know. It was pretty amazing to me. 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:42.120 But hey, I'm happy that so many people are enjoying 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.640 this podcast because you and I both put a lot 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:45.200 of hustle. 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:48.599 Take a weekend off, you don't need to do the podcast. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.040 Come on, you can go out, you don't have to 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.360 bother doing the podcast, and then we end up futzing 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:57.280 around doing the podcast, which is you know, normally, normally 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.719 how it goes. First email again Real Fifth Hour at 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:02.839 gmail dot com on a Saturday. But thank you for listening. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.760 You guys have been great and God bless you. Louis 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:09.000 from Delaware Rights and he says, Ben and Danny, I 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:09.840 have to ask you a question. 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:10.040 Ben. 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:12.079 I listened to your overnight show most of the week, 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:15.480 and every time I've heard your show I hear alf 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:20.679 ferg Dog and Masshole Mickey. I think he is mentioned 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:21.280 on your show. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:22.680 Never heard of him? 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:28.080 Uh? He says, are these people real? Are they made 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:30.800 up characters in your head? Are they your imaginary friends? 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:34.079 I've gotta know? And then he Louie's like, how do 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:37.160 these guys have that time to listen and write in 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.760 or whatever? Uh? Well, Louis, I have not met Alf. 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.920 I have not met Ferg Dog, so maybe they are 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:47.000 imaginary characters in my head. I almost met Alf the 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:50.080 alien ol Pliner, but there was a big storm and 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:52.360 it was night and I didn't get to meet him. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:56.240 But I did meet Masshole Mickey, so I can't confirm 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:59.640 he is a real, living, breathing human being. I have 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:02.800 not at fer Dog. As far as I know, Ferg 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:07.240 Dog is roommates with Brian Finley, unless he just imagined that. 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:12.160 I believe he's real. I am honored that these guys 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:14.560 are able to listen to everything I do, Louis, I 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:17.200 don't know how they're able to do it. I know 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:19.520 Alf has kids, I know he's married. I know he's 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.160 got a family. He's got a I think a day job. 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.240 I have no idea how he's able to pull that off. 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:27.680 I know Masshole Mickey's working all the time, and he's 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:30.319 hustling around and he's got kids and a wife and 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.440 all that. And I don't know what the hell's Ferg 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:36.079 Dog's up to, but I am very lucky these guys listen. 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:38.520 They're like the core p ones of the show. Them 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.680 and a couple other guys who are fans of the show. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:44.079 So it is odd that Danny, I mean, these guys 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:46.120 are able to always figure out what we got going 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.440 on and what I got going on, and it's they 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:50.880 listen to this podcast. They usually write questions in on 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:56.200 the mailbag, so it's it's cool, it's flattering. I'm honored 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.400 that they like the crap that we put out so much. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.840 They listen all the time. It's awesome, So I thank them. 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:03.480 But I don't know to answer your question, Louis, I 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:05.480 don't know if Alice reel or for Dog. I do 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:08.920 know Masshole Mickey's reel because I met him. So that's that. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:12.320 Ryan writes and Ryan Sea writes and says, hello, gentlemen. 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:15.920 Last time I emailed into the show, I just proposed 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.080 to my girlfriend and now we are less than a 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:21.160 year until we get married. How about that? I look 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:25.400 at that osotop October tenth, twenty twenty five. Our honeymoon 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:29.120 starts in Disney World in Orlando for four days. Then 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:31.520 we go to Disney on a Disney cruise for a week. 0:13:32.040 --> 0:13:35.880 We visit Saint Thomas and some other place I don't 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:39.000 even know how to pronounce in the Caribbean. Disney. Oh, 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.040 Disney's private island in the Bahamas. 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:42.880 Oh, I've heard about that place. 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:45.120 Since you both are married men, I'm interested to see 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:50.040 where you you dudes went for your honeymoon. That's from right. 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:51.840 I think we went to the same place I got 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:58.200 married Ryan in Kawaii, in Hawaii, and the way we 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.600 set it up because I am an introvert and I 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:05.720 don't like people, we just got we kind of looked. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.280 We went on the beach, a deserted beach in Kawaii, 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:12.559 just beautiful, the most beautiful beach we could possibly imagine, 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:17.320 completely deserted, no one within a mile either direction, and 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:20.840 it was us and the person who was officiating the wedding, 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:24.720 and a camera person to document the wedding, and that 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:27.880 was it. And then we signed some papers at a 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:32.800 office in Hawaii, some legal papers, and then we just 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.760 immediately started our honeymoon. So we were right there in 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:38.840 Kawaii and went to the Nepali coast and had an 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:42.000 amazing time and it was it was really cool. And 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.440 I think, Danny, you had something similar to that, Am 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.160 I am? I correct? Am I imagining that in my head? 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:50.520 I feel like we talked about that. 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.600 Yeah, no, you're right, except we were in Maui. We 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:56.400 got married on a beach that was right near the 0:14:56.440 --> 0:15:00.200 Four Seasons there was it was supposed to rain. They 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:03.000 tried to convince us to change our wedding to the 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.920 morning before the day it was scheduled, and we said no, 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.560 and we wound up making a good call. Perfect weather 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.800 and that we had family there, family and some friends. 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:16.520 And right after the wedding we did the road to Hanna, 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:19.320 which was fun. We did the Black Sand Beach there, 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:22.560 really cool experience. And then I think I told the 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.920 story about my brother in law and how he ruined 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.640 the wedding. Not ruined, but he was the entertainment for 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.720 the wedding dinner. You drink just a little. 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.320 Welcome to the family, right, Welcome to the family. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:37.480 Yeah yeah, yeah. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:37.640 Oh. 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.280 And by the way, this probably won't shock you, but 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:43.120 he was handing out shots to people on the beach 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:44.640 right after we got married. 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:49.400 Random strangers, just random randoms. Yeah, all right, well, good 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:52.480 luck Ryan, congratulations and you're gonna have a great time. 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:55.240 And I've never been to the Bahamas. I've I've heard 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:59.560 amazing things about it, and I think you're just gonna 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:01.760 have memories and all that. So enjoy the hell out 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.640 of it, you and your your ride to be. Doug 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:10.040 writes in from Pennsylvania. He says, Swing state, Here we go, Danny. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:12.240 He says, Ben and Danny. I know this is not 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:18.840 a political podcast. You know what that means, Danny. Is 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.200 the elections a couple of days away. I want to 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:23.520 know who you're voting for. Do you think it's going 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:28.120 to be close? And will we have more rioting Doug? 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:30.280 I think you know, if you listen to this podcast, 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.160 you probably know who I'm voting for. So I don't 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:33.520 know that we need to go into that right now. 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:35.880 Do I think it's going to be close? Yes? I 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:39.760 do think it'll be close, because why not everything seemed 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:42.760 how many elections have been close? The last three elections 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:45.200 have been really close? Right? Am I right on that? 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.120 I think? I mean, I don't know, I don't know. 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:50.120 No, you're not wrong, So why would this be any different? 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:54.360 Right, If it's the country's split down party lines, I 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:59.720 would think it's going to be close. And as I say, 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.680 I mean, listen, I don't I don't really care who 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:04.760 you vote for. I can disagree and think you're an 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:06.159 idiot for voting for who you vote for, and you 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:08.000 can think I'm an idiot, but it doesn't really matter 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:10.840 because we're not actually the ones that are making the 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:17.720 decisions here. As far as the writing and all that, Yeah, 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:22.280 I don't. I don't anticipate. I do not anticipate that 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:26.280 it'll be a peaceful situation. But yeah, hopefully, hopefully it'll 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:28.560 be fine. I mean, if Dodgers winning a championship Danny 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:33.679 led to people burning down a bus, the stakes are 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.520 a little higher in a presidential election. And the other 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.399 thing too, Nanny is and you know this listening, Doug. 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:42.359 I mean, there are people that don't even give a 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:44.960 rats ass about politics, who just are looking for an 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:50.800 opportunity to cause trouble, right, and so opportunists. 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:54.520 The same thing goes for teams winning championships. You're telling 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:57.280 me all those people out there burning things are fans 0:17:57.320 --> 0:17:58.880 of baseball. Give me a break. 0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:04.760 Yeah, no, exactly, So good luck. Hopefully it's everyone safe 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:09.080 and it's gonna be a wild ride for a couple 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:12.280 of days, right, just an absolute wild ride, and so 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:16.000 we'll see, we'll see how it turns out. Kevin in Phoenix, Right, 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:18.920 since has ben, Since this is the p one podcast, 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.680 as you guys like to call it, what is the 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:26.560 inside story on why Loraina was late to the show? 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:29.840 Uh? 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:32.879 Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't know. I mean 0:18:32.920 --> 0:18:36.920 she said, I guess she overslept and that I guess 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:38.680 that was the I don't know. She she was a 0:18:38.720 --> 0:18:42.080 little late one night this week. We were worried, though, Kevin, 0:18:42.080 --> 0:18:43.720 I mean seriously, we didn't talk about it on the air, 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:46.159 but Lorraina is every once in a while doing the 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:48.280 late show, people take naps and they show up late 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:50.760 and a couple of minutes late, or maybe at the 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:53.080 most half an hour. But she was like really late, 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:57.400 and we were we were mildly concerned. We were, and 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:00.679 fortunately she was fine and she she had fallen asleep 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:03.639 and all that. But yeah, I don't, I don't know 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:06.080 exactly what happened. I just know she's fine. That's all 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:09.080 I really care. About And that's funny. I told her Danny, 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:12.080 I said, you know, we were very worried about you. 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:13.920 We thought you might, you know, be in a ditch somewhere. 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:16.200 But now that you're okay, now we're going to rip 0:19:16.240 --> 0:19:18.960 on you. And now now you're okay, so we're gonna 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:21.560 goof on you. And that's usually the rule, you know. 0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:25.520 She she goes to Disneyland a lot and she fell 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:26.840 asleep on the matterhorn. 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:30.840 Did she really? 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:33.439 Yeah? They left her in the Bob Sled and she 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:35.920 went on the ride sixty four times in a row. 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:41.720 Say, hey, around and around and around and around. 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:45.720 Her back is blown out right now from the Bob Sled. 0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:49.280 Makes a lot of sense. Mike, in Seattle, you were 0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:50.119 just in Seattle. 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:51.720 Yeah, just got back. 0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:56.080 Yeah, Ben, I love your show. Listen to the podcast 0:19:56.320 --> 0:20:00.720 as well. Obviously, I don't believe you have let Real 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:04.680 Talk back on the show. He disrespected you and your family. 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:09.760 He deserved a lifetime band. Why did you let him back? Uh? Well, Mike, 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:14.800 we touched on this a little bit yesterday. I ban 0:20:15.320 --> 0:20:17.600 I banned Real Talk for I think it was six 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:20.560 months or a year, if I remember correctly. I think 0:20:20.560 --> 0:20:24.199 it was like six months a year, and that was it. 0:20:24.280 --> 0:20:26.919 I don't and I don't lifetime bands or whatever. I mean, 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:29.399 he said something he shouldn't have said, and he upset 0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:32.080 me and people were upset, and so that was that. 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:35.159 But you know, it was six months or yeah, I 0:20:35.160 --> 0:20:36.680 forget what it was, Mike. It was a long time ago, 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:39.760 and part of me actually was happy he called in. 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:41.560 I was like, this is kind of cool, you know. 0:20:41.760 --> 0:20:44.119 I don't you know, if you want to you think 0:20:44.160 --> 0:20:46.119 you should be banned, that's fine, that's your prerogative. I 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:49.159 host the show and I let him back. So I 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:49.919 don't you know. 0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:52.520 When we when we talked about this on Saturdays Pod, 0:20:52.960 --> 0:20:55.679 I inserted the little clip of him and Eddie singing 0:20:55.720 --> 0:20:58.040 that classic song together. 0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:02.600 Go to Hell, Eddie, back up, back up, up, check up. 0:21:03.359 --> 0:21:07.360 Some of the moments where I remember you laughing uncontrollably 0:21:08.040 --> 0:21:11.320 came from Real Talk calls. 0:21:11.680 --> 0:21:13.880 Yeah, no, I mean we had great moments on the show. 0:21:13.920 --> 0:21:17.919 I remember the Golden Ticket when that started. You cooked 0:21:17.920 --> 0:21:22.480 that up, Danny. The Golden Ticket. You remember Real Talk 0:21:22.760 --> 0:21:25.679 got a golden ticket. I think we gave him like 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:26.960 the first golden ticket. 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:29.639 Yeah, we did. He helped me kind of draft the 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:30.360 whole idea. 0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:34.399 So remember he hung up and then called back a 0:21:34.440 --> 0:21:38.359 minute later to use the golden ticket. Yeah, it was hilarious. 0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:42.080 I was like, And whenever he would do bets with 0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:44.680