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Speaker 1: My wife had seven children that clearly aren't mine. I

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Speaker 1: tried to make it work, but then she did something

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Speaker 1: even worse. AI or human? Oh Sam, what do you think?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that sounds like a that sounds like a

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Speaker 2: human redditor that we have on our hands.

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Speaker 3: You know, they are messy like that.

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Speaker 2: They be messy, They be messy. Let's see it.

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Speaker 3: But we'll see.

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Speaker 1: My wife and I have been married for about ten

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Speaker 1: years and we have seven children together.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of children.

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Speaker 1: Recently, I started to notice that our kids don't really

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Speaker 1: look like me at all.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, you wake up one day and you're just like.

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Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait those can you seven? All seven of

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Speaker 4: you line up?

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Speaker 2: Rick? Yeah, I'm noticing. Uh, what large ears you have? Grandmother?

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Speaker 3: What long knows you have? What? Yeah, what long is

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Speaker 4: What ury limbs you have?

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Speaker 2: What separate nippers you have? Grandma?

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Speaker 1: That's a whole different story. Oh so, Obie says, I

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Speaker 1: have dark hair and brown eyes, but most of our

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Speaker 1: kids have blonde hair and blue eyes.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's biologically possible unless they're adopted.

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Speaker 1: I asked my wife about it, and she just laughed

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Speaker 1: it off and said, the kids can sometimes take after

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Speaker 3: I wasn't convinced, but I let it go.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: A few weeks later, I stumbled upon some old pictures

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Speaker 1: of my wife when we were dating. In these pictures,

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Speaker 1: she had short, blonde hair and blue eyes. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: that's when it hit me. All of our kids look

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Speaker 1: exactly like her, but not me. Okay, unacceptable, unacceptable. I

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Speaker 1: confronted my wife, and she finally admitted what that that?

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Speaker 1: Not only are these not my kids? She had all

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Speaker 2: Are they all blonde haired and blue eyed?

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Speaker 4: She has a type? She has a type, bro.

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Speaker 1: She.

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Speaker 4: Has a time? Oh not, let's finish okay.

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Speaker 1: She said she did that because she wanted a big

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Speaker 1: family and didn't think I was capable of giving her

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Speaker 1: that damn which we read a story recently.

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Speaker 3: That was the case. I was devastated.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe she would do something like this without

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Speaker 1: my entire marriage was built on a lie. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do. I love my wife and I

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Speaker 1: don't want to lose her, but I also don't know

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Speaker 3: Any advice?

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Speaker 2: Seven different children, from seven different men.

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Speaker 4: You're telling me you're having a hard time trusting her.

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Speaker 2: You know what, Opie, I'm not gonna say you're wrong.

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Speaker 3: Well, Sam, there's an update.

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Speaker 2: Oh what's the update?

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Speaker 1: After I confronted my wife about the seven children she

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Speaker 4: Finally, what do you got?

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Speaker 3: John?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 1: She finally admitted that she had eight more children with

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Speaker 4: Fifteen. That's a fifteen children, you know.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're laughing hysterically, that's how you know.

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Speaker 4: That's how you know.

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Speaker 1: She said that she did this because she had this

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Speaker 2: The real question is how did it? Hope? You not know?

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Speaker 4: I mean, she's like fifty jailed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we would have to be pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen years, fifteen years of pregnancy.

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Speaker 4: Just insanity.

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Speaker 3: I was heartbroken.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that she lied to me for so

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Speaker 1: I had spent so much of my life focused on

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Speaker 1: about snake milking. Are you familiar with snake milking?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 1: Snake milking is where you like get venom from a snake,

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Speaker 1: like a dairy from a teit. I had never I

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Speaker 1: had never ever heard of snake milking before, but something

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Speaker 1: eye or should I say, my fangs. She was really

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Speaker 4: We're almost done.

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Speaker 1: We started spending more and more time together, and before

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Speaker 1: I knew it, we were in love. We've been together

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Speaker 1: for a few years. I couldn't be happier. I never

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Speaker 1: But I'm grateful every day I did it. I found

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Speaker 3: And I wouldn't have it any other way. Okay, I yes,

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Speaker 3: you're right, You're right.

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Speaker 4: It's ai.

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Speaker 1: Oh we gave it away the fifteen children or the

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Speaker 2: I think it was definitely after the eight.

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Speaker 1: Because like honestly, with our stories, the seven is it's plausible. Well,

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Speaker 1: seven We've had a story where a person had seven

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Speaker 2: You gotta make it like like, you know, like a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your yard is.

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Speaker 2: Now our park. My partner and I purchased the house

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Speaker 2: And we're in and out all day every day.

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Speaker 3: That's lit. We should buy houses next to each other party.

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Speaker 2: I had a pool in my yard, and because my

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Speaker 2: My friend's yard had one of those wood fort climbing

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Speaker 3: That's fire.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, these places are lit throughout the year. We spent

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Speaker 3: Oh God.

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Speaker 2: I asked her why she was in my friend's yard

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Speaker 2: that matter. She got really bushy and told me that

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: She insisted that since I was willing to open up

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Speaker 3: People will get their audacity?

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Speaker 3: That would be okay, goodness.

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Speaker 2: I told her no and closed the door, and she

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Speaker 3: Stop her children peedee.

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Speaker 2: I texted him to let him know what was going on.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, so he straight up just let out three

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Speaker 2: Well, no, no, So what happened is like he just

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Speaker 2: so I guess like be eaten by these dogs, like

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Speaker 2: let's just say they're actually vicious, she's just ditching her kids.

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Speaker 2: Bruh freakaing nuts. She starts demanding that we put the

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Speaker 2: the police.

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Speaker 3: Good.

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Speaker 2: When the cops arrive, she puts on this whole waterworks

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Speaker 3: Karen's always do this. It's the water works after.

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Speaker 2: And the waterworks continue that he invited her over just

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Speaker 2: to let his dogs attack her job back blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: a surprise at all. During that year, I had to

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've a fencing company, remove a gate

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Speaker 2: of like I get what you're saying, Like this is

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Speaker 2: the entitlement is nuts. Like, I don't know how these

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Speaker 2: This woman is probably like forty years old. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I'm literally afraid if like a restaurant gets my order

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Speaker 3: He's going into other people's freaking pools.

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Speaker 2: I know, really really ridiculous at nuts. But John, do

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Speaker 2: you have a story from it?

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Speaker 3: Yes? I do.

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Speaker 1: Entitled parent won't accept a solution and gets banned from

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Speaker 1: This happened a couple of years ago, but it still

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Speaker 1: job working at a water park dispatching rides. Some of

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Speaker 1: Employees know that only certain tubes can be used on

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Speaker 1: Oh geez, the ride I was working on had waterjets

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Speaker 2: Honestly, doesn't sound safe, but I guess the tubes. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: They should honestly come up with a better system.

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Speaker 1: But I digress anyway, Entitled Mom and entitled kids are

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Speaker 1: I go over to Mom and explain that she has

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Speaker 3: It's pretty clear which tube goes to which ride.

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Speaker 1: I tell her that when she gets to the front line,

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Speaker 1: Someone just needs to bring her the tubes. Entitled mom

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Speaker 2: Trying to be the nice person, literally trying to save

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Speaker 1: Totally fair, right, trying to save her butt from being

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Speaker 3: Mom, I waited in line. You can't tell me what

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Speaker 4: Get the f out of my way, me.

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Speaker 3: You can't go.

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Speaker 1: Down the ride in this tube. It's not safe, Like

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Speaker 2: This entitled mom has no worry about her butt. I

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Speaker 1: This doesn't happen, but I wish the jets just like

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Speaker 3: That would have been funny.

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Speaker 1: Entitled mom, Get the f out of my way, you bitch.

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Speaker 1: Then the crazy part.

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Speaker 4: This is the nothing screen, none of the rest of

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Speaker 1: It's bulky and not heavy, so I can easily dodge it,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, my manager is the person who's treking the

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Speaker 2: It's good jure, stand up guy.

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Speaker 1: Entitled mom is now destroying the landscape around the top

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Speaker 3: How dare this bitch make us? Wait?

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Speaker 1: This punt won't let you on the ride. I'm nineteen.

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Speaker 1: I'm not paid to put myself in harmsley. She's probably

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Speaker 2: So yeah, that's not her responsibility. But like, holy crap,

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Speaker 2: is this woman going off the walls literally and off

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Speaker 1: There's this like little yard around it, and she's just

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Speaker 2: Yes, because that's what you do to get your way.

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Speaker 2: It's just cause more destruction.

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Speaker 1: She is literally pulling out grass and spitting in my

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting on it on the side of the ride.

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Speaker 3: Entitled.

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Speaker 1: Kids of course join in and are spitting in my generrection.

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Speaker 3: Who spits it? People?

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Speaker 2: Yo, dude, there's spitting like I guess, like mother like kids.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the.

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Speaker 1: Most if someone's spitting at you, that's so disrespectful. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're spitting in my general direction and ripping up dirts

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Speaker 3: I'm ten feet away, so no spit got near me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thankfully, don't have enough spitting power, I guess.

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Speaker 1: And that's how entitled mom and her entitled kids got

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Speaker 2: They deserve it.

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Speaker 1: By the way, the tubes she needed, which my manager

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Speaker 2: She was literally couldn't wait, She couldn't wait. She literally

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Speaker 2: I don't get how people can't wait ten seconds, like

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Speaker 1: And to what you said earlier, it's just it's just

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Speaker 3: They're probably in their like late thirties forties.

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Speaker 1: The fact that you have gone through your whole life

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Speaker 2: Yeah, insane. But also let's give props to the uh

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not going I'm not even like blaming her.

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Speaker 3: Uh. Funny story.

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Speaker 1: then she's like, you got my order wrong. I put

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Speaker 1: it in on the app and the manager is telling

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Speaker 1: her like I literally just made it exactly as it was,

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Speaker 1: and she was like literally unwrapping it. And they've been

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Speaker 1: going back and forth. It gets more more heated, and

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Speaker 1: finally the chick is like, I need to talk to

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Speaker 1: your manager. And she's like, I am the manager, and

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Speaker 1: she says, I love the reveal.

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Speaker 2: It's like the super head, like like the the evil.

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Speaker 4: I am I am the manager exactly.

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Speaker 1: So she says, I am the manager and she says, well,

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Speaker 1: you suck, And keep in mind there's like five of

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Speaker 1: us in the restaurant and then two employees, so like

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Speaker 1: it's not like a big restaurant all we're all just

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Speaker 1: and they're like, yo, this is totally thing.

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Speaker 2: Is like John has it verified these people exist in

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Speaker 2: real life and are out there living amongst us.

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Speaker 4: They're not just on these Reddit posts.

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Speaker 2: They're in your life, around the corner, everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Watch out.