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Speaker 1: the weather. No, I'm not under the weather. Sorry about that. Listen, man,

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Speaker 1: It just sounds like you're sucking something off? Can you

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Speaker 1: an opening day at Fenway. He's there with Jessica yesterday,

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Speaker 1: she hit up Justin and said, hey, do you want

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Speaker 1: What are you eating? Grenaala? Man? What kind tails bakes?

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Speaker 1: Trail blazers? Grenaal? I still don't know what you said.

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Speaker 1: Damn good. I'm gonna hit this guy's without Arnold here,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be up. It all started when a dumbass

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Speaker 1: We oh the one, two three? What up, everybody? I

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Speaker 1: But we do have a gully, we have the mountains,

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Speaker 1: I did you ever hit it over the Cumberland But

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Speaker 1: we already got into that he did, and we said

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Speaker 1: your microphe because I don't want to get close to

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Speaker 1: this dude. He shut up, get up, No, no, you

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Speaker 1: got you already gave me a sore throat. I did

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Speaker 1: you have? Stomach crams? Freaking period crams. Now, here's the

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Speaker 1: thing here, get up on your mic coach, you step away,

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Speaker 1: Here's the deal. My sore throat wasn't until the end.

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Speaker 1: I'm good to go. Guys, You're believable. Very Yeah, I'm back. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: works for me every year, coach. In twenty minutes, we

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Speaker 1: Change the game, revolutionize it. Hell yeah, Hugh, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: once and I'm just leaving it that coach, I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: Say you have to fly on your honeymoon and you

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Speaker 1: fly to your honeymoon, coach, You got to pay for

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Speaker 1: those tickets, right, Yeah, Then you get cheated on first time,

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Speaker 1: Is this an analogy to baseball? I'm just gonna leave

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Speaker 1: that's the reason you're quitting. No, it was just kind

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Speaker 1: of you know, it's like when you go through divorce,

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Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, you cheated on me, that's one reason,

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Speaker 1: your place and she's like, I never do this, I'll

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Speaker 1: never I never just go that's a poker face strip poker. No, No,

418
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,399
Speaker 1: it's just a oh you know, I'm gonna put up

419
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,359
Speaker 1: this front there, like you know, I'm bluffing that. I

420
00:21:25,359 --> 00:21:27,119
Speaker 1: have no idea how this is so new to me,

421
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 1: Like just going home with a random dude, okay, and

422
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,400
Speaker 1: the guy's acting like he's not interested. I'm gonna throw

423
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,679
Speaker 1: in sports Center. I'm a big sports guy. But in

424
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 1: the kitchen he's trying to hide a stiffy you know

425
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 1: what I mean. Oh yeah, that's sitting down. I won't

426
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,120
Speaker 1: get up. Why do you have the freezer opened? So

427
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,120
Speaker 1: you're saying when the girl says I never do this,

428
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 1: she's lying. Yeah, yeah, so was she ever not doing that?

429
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,879
Speaker 1: Maybe it had to have been a first time. It

430
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,440
Speaker 1: had to be a first time, but what of yours

431
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,280
Speaker 1: is the first time? But the first time. They don't

432
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 1: ever say oh, I don't ever do this. They're just like, oh,

433
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 1: just cry Yeah, they're no, no, they're just you know

434
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's not you don't say, oh, I

435
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,360
Speaker 1: don't ever do this. When you say I don't ever

436
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 1: do something, that means you do it all the time.

437
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,880
Speaker 1: Like if you shot gun a beer. Oh I don't

438
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,919
Speaker 1: ever do this? Yeah right, I mean you shot gun

439
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 1: all the time. I don't ever lie, right, you lie

440
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 1: all the time. That's a good one. I don't never

441
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: drink on the weekends. You drink on the weekends. Yes,

442
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't never gamble on first inning baseball.

443
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:34,959
Speaker 1: That means I'm about to right now. Also, the Green Monster,

444
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 1: it's a travesty. They have the flag over it. Now,

445
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 1: once they raise the flag, there's gambling websites all over

446
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: the worst Monster For us traditionalists, the game is changed.

447
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 1: You know there's a bar right now. You see that

448
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,360
Speaker 1: the garage door. I've been there. There's a bar in there.

449
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: I've been No, not in there. Yeah it is there

450
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 1: bars in there. They just shut the door. What the

451
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 1: you think the bar moves? Oh? Why idiot? The bar's

452
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 1: in there right into the Monster ray. So before the

453
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: game starts, the windows are open so you can like

454
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: literally have a beer. And right across the gate is

455
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: Fenway and you can see it. Yeah, it's right there.

456
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 1: You can, coach, you can spit on the dirt. I

457
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,439
Speaker 1: think Jay's about two miles right there. You see right there,

458
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 1: right here, Coach, there it is is that justin Now

459
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 1: he had the option. But at Attorney there's the hospital

460
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 1: work justin. They're doing an area justin. I'll tell you what. Chicago,

461
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,440
Speaker 1: New York, and Boston. Those are the three best opening

462
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 1: day cities that exist. Coach, this is embarrassing. They're waiting

463
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: on the planes to get there. My dad, I think

464
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna time that out. I am thinking about taking

465
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: my dad to Fenway this summer. They are there, they

466
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 1: are here, they come just a justin he sees the plane, justin,

467
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 1: did you hear the planes? Justin? Did you hear the planes?

468
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: They flew right over your hospital? Wow? Look at all

469
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 1: those damn people on the field. Those are mascots, coach.

470
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 1: So all these people, one of them looks like a

471
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 1: green thing is ugly monster. There's like to be seventy

472
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 1: five people on the freaking field. But they're all players.

473
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 1: They're not the players. I'm saying. Besides, the players, can

474
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: we go to break? I'm starting all right, We'll go ahead,

475
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: We'll go to break. We'll be right back, thank you.

476
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: But I think Lamar, I think one thing teams could

477
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:26,360
Speaker 1: be doing. They want to wait until after this draft

478
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: to sign him so they don't have to give up

479
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: their first round pick this year, because they're gonna have

480
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: to give up two first round picks if Baltimore does

481
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: not match their offer that they give them, will be

482
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Speaker 1: a first round pick to following year. Yes, and so

483
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 1: you think with Lamar, our first round pick will be

484
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: deeper into the first round instead. If let's say we're

485
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: a top twelve pick this year and we really want Lamar.

486
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 1: Why would we not draft someone really good then sign

487
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 1: Lamar so we owe two first round picks in the

488
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: future and not this year. Man, it isn't come to

489
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 1: Jesus moment too, Lamar. I mean I used to run

490
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 1: down the treadmill downtown watching Lamar at Louisville, and I

491
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: mean now he's on Now he's on Twitter just clapping back,

492
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: saying I'm liable. I'm here, I'm reliable. I show up

493
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 1: for games. Look at my stats. I'm a former MVP.

494
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: He is pissed off. Is there anybody that ends up

495
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: looking good on Twitter because Lamar doesn't look Yes? Yes,

496
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 1: um J J Watt, Oh god, you're right. But Lamar

497
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: of his post, he knows jj Watt plays the Twitter

498
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: game really well. That's poker. Lamar's showing receipts and stuff

499
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: on Twitter just weird. It's not helping him with ye

500
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: I don't think if I'm a GM, I'm sitting there

501
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: going you know what. I like the way he's tweeting

502
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: all this stuff out. I think I'm gonna sign this guy.

503
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 1: Who are those dudes? Well, one of them, but in

504
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 1: his head, oh my gosh, dude, Wow, who's number eleven.

505
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: Who's that? Is that Vince Cardinals? But who the hell

506
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 1: is the other? Poppy's Instagram notes, no way in hell

507
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 1: are you gonna know the Boston Bruins. Well, who's the

508
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: guy in the Celtics jersey? Oh damn, that's a big

509
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: ass dude. Dude, that hockey guy looks like he could

510
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: beat all the ass Who is that dude? I'm not sure, dude,

511
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: Poppy's the man, dude, Boston sports man, his life. Didn't

512
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 1: you go to Boston? You don't do anything else? Justin?

513
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: Justin's not working. Four guys walk into a bar red

514
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: sock of brewing a Celtic and uh uh Patriot? Who

515
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 1: wins that bruined guy? Hockey? Guys, the tough hockey is

516
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: the toughest sport. Ah. I oh, Poppy just got her number?

517
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: O wait wait so they're all gonna pitch? Dude, it's Boston.

518
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: Poppy for sure just got her number. He hit the

519
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: buzz filed. Does everybody throw it in the Mit? No? Yes,

520
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: I say the Celtic guy bounces up for five dollars.

521
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 1: Everyone hits the Mit, but know bounces mccordy, mccordy, pit

522
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 1: bounce that come on Cordy and Poppy was dh he

523
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: just I'm really confused. I thought it'd be a Celtic

524
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: legend like Larry Bird. Now was Borrows? Dude, Yeah, but

525
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: who the hell is Borrows? I don't know, dude. You

526
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: got a really barrows. Some of these people when they

527
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: get out of the game, they don't want the game. Bro,

528
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: Who's who are those dudes? Looks like a politician or

529
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: some rich family. Definitely the God damn. I want to

530
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: be there right now. I'm going this summer. No, no no, no,

531
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: I'm talking about right now, Coach. I'm just I'm telling you,

532
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: I'm going today. Oh look at Poppy's got the Rolex Green.

533
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: That's that's one hundred thousand dollars old, I know I

534
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 1: got that one. Ah wow, that's called the Kermit, is it? Yeah?

535
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,719
Speaker 1: You have one now, Billy told me about it. Though

536
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 1: Billy has one. Guys, you don't need to do the picture. Now.

537
00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: They're gonna say playball. Yeah, turn it up, coach. They

538
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: can't hear that she said it. Oh that was it? Okay,

539
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: turn it back down, coach. You're in one hundred. If

540
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: you were my kids, i'd kill you right now. If

541
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: it's an important part in the game. I turn into

542
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,719
Speaker 1: one hundred bays or lose their mind coach. I go

543
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: in the kids room and they got the TV up

544
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: to like one hundred. I'm like, what the you guys?

545
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,239
Speaker 1: Turn that down? Can you hear it all the way

546
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: down the hall? Yes, you hear it all over the house.

547
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: Is parenting nine percent? Just being appalled and totally blown

548
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: away by stuff that he who told you that was okay, hey,

549
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: is mainly your main sentence. You say, as a parent,

550
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you doing? You're thinking, man, turn

551
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: that down. I didn't even know the TV could go

552
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: to one hundred. My kids, my four year old to

553
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: do it, and I'll be like, that's a little loud,

554
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: and He'll start turning it down. He'll go, all right now,

555
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: to close your eyes. I'm like, okay, you know. He

556
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: turns it up and got more. I go, you just

557
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: went up and he goes, you didn't see that. I'm like,

558
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: I know, because you told me to close your eyes,

559
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: but I can hear it, you idiot? And then hell,

560
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: you call him an idiot. I say it in my

561
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: head when I say I can hear you going? And

562
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: he goes, okay, Dad, dad and he turns it back down.

563
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: I need no runs this first in Now, I want

564
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: to talk to you about being about kids and how

565
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: crazy batters Box is because I think he's lost his

566
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: damn mind. You win six hundred dollars and all of

567
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: a sudden he's crazy. What's going on? No? No, you're superstitious,

568
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: right yeah? I mean well, and when it comes to sports,

569
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: you hate certain teams. Who do you hate in sports? Packers? Okay,

570
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: Eagles because you're a Cowboys fan? Right right? So my brother,

571
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, his son is seven years old and

572
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: he's on the Yankees and it's coach Pitch and my

573
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: brother has told me, I have decided that I cannot

574
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: be one of the pitchers for the coach Pitch because

575
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: I will not Yankees because he's on the Yankees and

576
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 1: I will not put on the Yankees hat. Like that?

577
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: Is he dead serious? Dead serious? And I hope these

578
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: teams have licensing agreements because I'm dude. I drive by

579
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: a high school and they straight up ripped the Hawaii logo. Yeah,

580
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: because I don't know how they do it, like they

581
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: just straight rip out, Like I mean, our league we

582
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: got the Yankees got the Indians. We've got the Reds,

583
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: we got the Braves, we got them all. He said,

584
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: I have decided I cannot accept the offer to pitch

585
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: coach pitch under eight Yankees. Just can't bring myself to

586
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: put on the pinstripes. My dad replies, I don't think

587
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: you had to actually wear the uniform to pitch, And

588
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: I said, what do you mean you can't? And he goes, well,

589
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: I can't even wear the hat. And also, I mean, like,

590
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: what the hell is wrong with him? I get coaching

591
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: later in life. Does it really matter? At that age?

592
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: You're just crawling cats. He's not Eddie's not a coach.

593
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: You're a glorified baby. Hell no, nine year old basketball,

594
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: I'm coaching. I'm coaching year old baseball. You're coaching. But

595
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: at but am I unpaid babysitting for the parents? Three

596
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: and four year old soccer? I'm just crawling cats. I'm

597
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: not coaching. So why would you do that to yourself?

598
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: Because it's part of parenting, it's growing being involved, right right,

599
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: That is what you when you become a parent. You

600
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: look forward to the parents twenty three and a half whatever,

601
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: and how many is it? Twenty three eggs? Okay. When

602
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: you become a parent, you look forward to the day

603
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: that they do something that you can coach or like,

604
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what if you're a boy scout and

605
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: what are they called? What the you can be their

606
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: leader because you want to be a troop leader. No,

607
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: that's gonna hate sports and they're gonna want to do scouts.

608
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: Do you know my kids? My kids will not even

609
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: know what scouts are. I've never told them about. I

610
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: don't want to be a scout now I'm a bear.

611
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: Shut up, you're gonna play football. So the minute, the

612
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: minute they want to sign up for sports and you

613
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: have a chance to coach. There you go take a

614
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: picture of that. What happened? Thirty seconds in between batters,

615
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: fifteen seconds between pitches with bass is empty, twenty when

616
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: there's runners on basseld on, hold on picture, catcher violations

617
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: automatic ball, but batter violation is a strike. What happened here?

618
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: Was this today? No? This is preseason? No? No No, no,

619
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: they just oh it was preseason. Yeah, they're just showing

620
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: you examples. Well, are you seriously eating in the middle

621
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: of the segment. I thought we're a commercial break, No,

622
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: we're not commercial break. Bass is empty. It's quicker, I

623
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: told you. And it's longer when there's guy. Okay, that

624
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: makes sense, it's longer. You got it wrong, switched yeah first.

625
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: But yes, so guys, guys, I need no runs here. Okay,

626
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: that's why I am coaching because I just want my kids.

627
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see them play soccer in my three

628
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: year old. Yeah, but you can do that without coaching. Like,

629
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: I go to all my kids games, the little ones.

630
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: Then why did you coach basketball? No? They needed me, Well,

631
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: they needed that's what it sounds like. The people that

632
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: it coach are the ones that the parents are so

633
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: desk Britt, No, nobody wants to do it. You're the

634
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: schmuck that ends up doing No. This is what I

635
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: learned when they're nine years old. If you want your

636
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: kid to play, like if you want your kid to

637
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: be the quarterback, you want your kid to be the

638
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: point guard, you coach. Now that's actually a great point,

639
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: thank you, Because our quarterback in high school moved from

640
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: another town. His dad was a coach. What do you

641
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: know he was the quarterback exactly. Look, so if you're

642
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: here's I guarantee you coach. And this has nothing against

643
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: your kids. But I promise you, if you don't coach

644
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: their football teams or their basketball teams, they're not gonna

645
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: be quarterbacks. They're not gonna be point guards. Here's the thing.

646
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: Even if I'm the coach, they may not be. I'm

647
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: gonna put my team in the best position to win.

648
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: If that means my kide needs to be running back,

649
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: or mine kidne needs to be wide receiver, or my

650
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: kid needs to be shooting guard. Coach, I think that's

651
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: where I'm gonna be the punter. You'll be the most

652
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: legendary South Nashville soccer coach that nobody knows about. Congrats, coach,

653
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: good job, coach. No coach, coach, you coach because you

654
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: know your kid can be the quarterback. No, yes, no, no no, no,

655
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: this is this is what happened. I would never coach

656
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: if I didn't think my kid could couldn't be the quarterback.

657
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: I get it the starting that's a great point. But

658
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: you're coaching is at home. Then if you end up

659
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: being the guy that has to fill in, your coaching

660
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: is at home doesn't matter. That's when you Your kids

661
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: don't grow any better during practice because they're all practicing

662
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: with the other kids my kid. Time they advance is

663
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 1: when you're at home, when nobody's watching, when Instagram's off,

664
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: when it's dad and son kicking, throwing, punting, slapping, god hitting.

665
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: My kid was the better pitcher out of I'd say

666
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: he was the top five pitcher out of the twenty kids.

667
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 1: And my son never pitched. Only the coaches four kids

668
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: were the pictures. Well, that takes one time tapping him

669
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: on the shoulder and say hey, put my kid in.

670
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? No, you don't go talk

671
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: to them. Why would you do that? Then? Then what

672
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: at that age you do No, because not even the

673
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 1: coach well he's obviously, or ask him, hey why is

674
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 1: my son not pitching? No, then you don't want to

675
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 1: be that Dads, at what age does that have to stop?

676
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: It has to stop because eventually when you're in middle

677
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: school and high school, those are advanced coaches, but your

678
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: level just say hey my kid loves to pitchman, put

679
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: throw them in. I think politics comes in play all

680
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: the time, high school peewee. No matter what your kid,

681
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: you're going to. The coach is not gonna help you. Ever,

682
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think that is the job

683
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: of the parent to go to the coach and say, hey, Ryan,

684
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: my kid playing. You just had to tell your kid

685
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: to put their nose down and grind like my brother

686
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: and his teammate, Chris Moss. They made this Moss that

687
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: you just got Moss Randy's kid. Oh no, no, no,

688
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: they made the clock. Is stressing me out, man, Holy crap.

689
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: Cedric Mullin's home run was eleven to one odds d

690
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: dollar winning in the first inning. Yeah. First at bat, Oh,

691
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: it was almost a double. I was like fifty yards foul,

692
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: forty forty yards the other direction, it was a double. Coach.

693
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: That was a freaking low flying foul. Yeah, well I

694
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: thought the pesky pulled curve alley. So Chris and my

695
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: brother made the All Stars. And then once you get

696
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: on the All Stars, I think they have two cuts.

697
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 1: There you go, that would have been a waste of

698
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: money and home run they got cut. Put a dollar

699
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: on that they got cut, even though they were by

700
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: far better than some of the players on the team.

701
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: Do you know who made it though? The coaches kids

702
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: and one kid that wore batting gloves on both hands

703
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,760
Speaker 1: when he played exactly we shouldn't have been on the team.

704
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: But his dad was a coach. What what what? What sport? Baseball?

705
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: You wear two gloves when you're batting in the field. Oh,

706
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: got it. So he had a batting glove on his

707
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: hand and on his throwing hands. Oh gotta gotta got it.

708
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: No idea how he's making All Stars, but because his

709
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: dad was an assistant coach on the baseball team, he

710
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: makes it. My brother and Moss get cut. They're the alternates.

711
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: And also because Keith no teeth, Keith, some people didn't

712
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: like him around the league because he favored you. He

713
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: was their head coach, and they held it against them.

714
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: It's sad, but yes, that's why you coach. Eddie does

715
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: it to get them playing time. I do it just

716
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: because they need a coach, and at three and four

717
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 1: years old, I want them to be excited about playing sports.

718
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: That's it. And my brother he does it because he

719
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: can't wear the damn hat. Plus, coach, you have home run?

720
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 1: Who's that? That's a home run? Adlie? Adlie? Yeah? Baby,

721
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: let's go Adeleie. Your fantasy off to a great start.

722
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: You're blasted less than two minutes. That's a homer. Hey,

723
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: why didn't he try to catch that. Ohly crap, is

724
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: that the catcher? Yes, he's a stud. He was my

725
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: keeper in fantasy. Hey, why didn't he try to catch that?

726
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 1: Let's go rachman. Oh, they're already hitting again. Let's that's

727
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: a low fence. That's in the trash can. Man, there's

728
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,479
Speaker 1: no way you could have caught that. That's clubber. Dude,

729
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: he's not what he used to be. No, he's not.

730
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 1: It's not Indian Cluber. There goes my money. That's why

731
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: the favorite was one run because of him, because they yes,

732
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: well you know what, hit another one? Just just come on, no,

733
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: I mean he will he's grooving him right now. But yeah,

734
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: I think my brother's lost his damn. Yes, we'll take

735
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: a break. God, I'm done. I mean, you made a

736
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 1: bet that didn't last pass the podcast, so stupid. Well,

737
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 1: now you there's another game starting, you can just bet

738
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 1: it when I mean probably in thirty seconds, we got

739
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: them all. Okay, it's a free preview. Let me see

740
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: which one. Oh man, my fantasy team out to a

741
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: great start. Ad I mean Adlie Rushman home run, Glabor

742
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 1: Torres home run, I mean whoa, yes, two home runs?

743
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: Damn Yeah, my team is awesome, who'd you do that with?

744
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm in I'm in two different fantasy baseball leagues, by

745
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: the way. One is me and my cousin Andrew are

746
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 1: co managers, and that's in the Yahoo League. And then

747
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: we are in a league on PN with a bunch

748
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: of his friends and they need an extra manager, and

749
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: so they put me in. Two years ago, I got

750
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: dead last. Last year, I got next to last. So

751
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm trying to improve on that. And that's goals. And also, guy,

752
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: did you have Kawan on your team from the Guardians? No?

753
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: I did not get in person. He's good guy can Rake. Yeah,

754
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: he's a great, great hitter, sees the ball very well.

755
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: Boomer picked him up on his fantasy team. I'm not

756
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: into fantasy. I'm into daily fantasy. I'm not trying to

757
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 1: watch a guy the whole season. We got the Cubs

758
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: in five minutes. You know how impossible fantasy baseball is.

759
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 1: It's really hard. No, here's the thing. I'm down for daily.

760
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: I'll do daily. All got the Cubs in the Brewers.

761
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: Change it one thirty right now? Well I got time

762
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: one twenty two minutes. Well just wait, you got three minutes.

763
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: So we have still three minutes of this game. I

764
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: don't want to see Ross. No, no no, no, change it.

765
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: Give me the remote. Here's my dad. It's really not

766
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: that hard to change your fantasy baseball lineup. Put on

767
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: the Cubs broadcast because Harry Carey's on there. It might

768
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 1: be a blackout. Why we're not in Chicago, close to Chicago.

769
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. You you you check your line or not.

770
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: The Reds games are blocked out in the Waves games.

771
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: Since he's right down the road, what's closer. But you

772
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: say you don't want to check your lineup every day

773
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: in fantasy football? On Monday? Do you check your lineup

774
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: on Monday? Do you check? You just go look at

775
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: it Monday morning? Yeah, yes, Tuesday, yes, Wednesday, No, you

776
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: don't go to see if you got free agents. No,

777
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,479
Speaker 1: that's Thursday. That's Thursday on certain leagues, but on certain

778
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: leads it's Wednesday morning. You know what I'm saying. So

779
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: you're going you look at it pretty much every damn day.

780
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: Means it's fine to so baseball you do the same day.

781
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: Five minutes at work, you're just like, oh, let me

782
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: check and see who's playing today. Okay, they're starting, they're

783
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,479
Speaker 1: starting How many games are you watching? Though? You here's

784
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: the thing. You're not gonna watch every inning of every game.

785
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: Watch three innings here, four innings there. You always go online,

786
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: check the stats, see who's hot, who's not? Yes, hi,

787
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: who's not? Dude? Baseball. The fact that it's every day

788
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: and it has all these channels, it's the best thing

789
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: at the pool to watch. It's I love baseball. What

790
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: sport would you rather be an athlete of? Baseball? Basketball? Football, hockey? Soccer?

791
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 1: And no, no, what depends what level you're like, are you, bro?

792
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,760
Speaker 1: We've got to make soccer a bigger deal in americ

793
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: Are you talking MLS Pro? Are you talking premierly? W

794
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: NBA coach? No, no, we're not talking soccer, basketball, football, baseball,

795
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: base or no basketball basket. It's gonna because of the

796
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: contract thing. Yeah well no, no baseball or guaranteed contracts

797
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: also too, But you'd never be a basketball player. He

798
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: plays with bones. We all did, uh thunder coach? He

799
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: even if he was seven football he couldn't dunk his

800
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: shoulders quick though, But his shoulders don't go up. He

801
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: can't really shoot quick as scat. What would you pick basketball? Yeah? Yeah,

802
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: because lot of games, though, baseball's a lot is double

803
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: the games of basketball. Wait you bet Reds Cubs? No Cubs? Um,

804
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. They just showed a Reds guy and

805
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 1: maybe they didn't, was he? The Reds lineup is stacked

806
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: in the botto. They'll put up eight in the first inning. Coach, No,

807
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: they won't. You want to bet? Yeah, I'll bet you.

808
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: Because basketball you're in the air conditioning still hot, as

809
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: I understand, but you've got nice company seats and baseball

810
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: got running NonStop, running back and forth, back and forth.

811
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: Do you think about basketball? They'll running day dude, Thank

812
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: you for saying that, because I've been saying it forever.

813
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: That looks like you're blown. It hurts every day. You're like, oh,

814
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: I gotta run back and forth. Why don't play a

815
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: lot of depers? It's cool to be an NBA player, Dude.

816
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: They go and sprint on a basketball court three nights

817
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: a week. Yeah, it's tough baseball, they say, they're just

818
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 1: staying around talking guys. I gotta say this might be

819
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,320
Speaker 1: one of my best opening days. We've seen live footage

820
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: from Fenway Yankee Stadium and now regularly what's Joe baby? There?

821
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 1: We go we need no runs, guys, first inning? Oh

822
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 1: oh what yell at Yellows? Winkler, don't wink on him?

823
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: Who is that he should play for the Reds? Really? Yeah,

824
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: he hits the wink out of the ball man. Look

825
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: at Stroman. That's Mike Studd's buddy. He did. Uh, he's

826
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: on this song right here swish, Oh my god, stop it. No,

827
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 1: he's not on the here you gotta five only five

828
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: seconds of it though, Yeah, you gotta get it what

829
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: you wanted with. And I'm like, hut because I don't

830
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: strike out. He's on this. Everybody say I need a deal,

831
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: so I'm really gonna make a deal soon. He showed

832
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: about the pop bos, so I really gotta make a

833
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: deal soon. So he just lower the volume a little bit. Yeah, okay,

834
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: we're Stroman. Nothing that still stud Stroman. Yeah, Stroman must

835
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 1: not come in. I think you said he was on

836
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 1: the song. He is, he's in the music video. Maybe

837
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: he doesn't actually sing on this. We've done guys. No,

838
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: you better hope Yellows doesn't hit it out of the stadium.

839
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: Worried it's about to go on the l train. Coach

840
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: if they showed guy a homeless guy getting hit by

841
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,959
Speaker 1: a ball. You know your bets, but I think there's

842
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 1: been a run every first in and so oh Yellis

843
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: house by the side of the road. Stroman just said,

844
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: suck one. Let me tell you. Two years ago I

845
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 1: drafted Yellis number one overall with my fami in my

846
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: first pick. And he was good two years ago. Last year,

847
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: two years ago he played about seventy games and he

848
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: hit two thirty. He was god off. Sucked last year.

849
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, on beat this I go by Beat

850
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,919
Speaker 1: the Streak he was, Do not touch him on beat

851
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 1: the street. Did you pick up Beat the Streak today? Yeah?

852
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: Arizona from Tampa Bay. Okay, that dude, his name is Arizona.

853
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: And then Korea. I went with one of the trash

854
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: cam boys. Oh my goodness, here's your winkler dude, nineteen man.

855
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: I don't care that fourteen ball? Wow? Man? Oh he

856
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: lookally does his first so fast. Hurry up, hurry up.

857
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: I told you I took up ten seconds. Dr man.

858
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: Where's the clock? Three? Oh? Because they stop it at

859
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 1: the movement. Yeah yeah, once you start to wind up,

860
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you I don't see the clock right there.

861
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: See you see where it's pitch count seven right under

862
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: the out. Okay, now I got it seven six, five,

863
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: four three. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's step counted. That was stupid. Okay.

864
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: My question is, dude, how many of these pitchers are

865
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: gonna get rocked because in their hand, Dude, they're gonna

866
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: be like, oh crap, I gotta hurry, I gotta hurry,

867
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: I gotta hurry start not gonna get the grip on

868
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: the ball. The studies they did, they said scoring will

869
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: be up. There will be the most hits in the

870
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: history of the game. I just can't see that now. Also,

871
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: and there's no shift. There's no shift anymore. Thank god.

872
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: You think you get a hit and oh there's ten

873
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 1: guys on that side of the endfield. This is hell.

874
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: Are you wait? What happened to the bat? Where's the

875
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 1: clock though? Where's the clock? Oh? Go catcher so nervous

876
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,399
Speaker 1: he forgot to catch the ball. They need they need

877
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 1: a clock on the screen. Does the clock start when

878
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 1: he catches the ball? Right, it's when he grabs his nuts.

879
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 1: That's the tells tell sign. Where clocks it's right there? No,

880
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: it's not. It's twelve ten nine. Hey, so they didn't

881
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: start when he got the ball. That's stupid. When does

882
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: it start? Stupid? It's it's stopping every time he steps back. Dude.

883
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: The guy that's doing the clock, I've done it before

884
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: a football games is an intern. Yeah, it's really an

885
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: unimportant person. So that's what I'm saying. We're all like

886
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: starts today though, no hired. They got one of the

887
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: presidents of the company. Yes, oh no, that's that's base

888
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: hit all right, clock running running? That don't thank god,

889
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: clocks running steal steal guys, you don't have time for

890
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: that graphic. He's already pitching. They Cody Melling just highest

891
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: They got Masturbator out in right field. Who's that, mild master?

892
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: Why did you guys pick up Masturbator? We have a

893
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: whole new team. Look at Nico Horny. I forgot. They

894
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: got Swanson Dansby. Yeah, that's a good guy. Here's Rowdy Tellez. Dude.

895
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: He can hit bombs. Well, that's the opposite of what

896
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. Dude. He hits about thirty bombs.

897
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: That's a big old boy. He hits about two thirty.

898
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 1: But he bombed Randy. How he does started with a

899
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 1: good nothing he Oh god, where was that blue? You know, Eddie,

900
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: you are in trouble. Truck started with this houser. Dude,

901
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: if he gets struck out, I'll hit its run. I'm out.

902
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 1: If it's a home run, I'm out. Oh God, the ball. Yeah,

903
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: Stroman's afraid of this. Hey did you bet on the

904
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: final four? Eddie? Nah? Coach, not yet. I mean yeah,

905
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: I really don't know what the hell avoid the f

906
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 1: A U game with a ten foot pole. I don't

907
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: know what's going on, like, I mean, the only one

908
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure of is Connecticut. But even then I can't

909
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: touch that. Like you're sure they're gonna win? Yeah, but

910
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 1: I mean what he's gone? What are they favorite at? See,

911
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: that's not bad. I would take them. But still you

912
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: can't mess with that money line it and parlay it.

913
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: And so you don't have to be nutted up the

914
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: whole game with golf or something. I mean, you can't

915
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: nut yourself the whole game like that. My god, I mean,

916
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: are you cheering for you con? Do you want to? No?

917
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: I want FAU to win if it's and why not, dude,

918
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: If it's FAU and Miami and the we want Florida Final.

919
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 1: I want I want Fau versus Miami. Dude, we want

920
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 1: a dominant team walked. Oh my gosh, there's two on

921
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: the base. They're two on the basis. But all you

922
00:48:56,600 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 1: need is one pop up and then down. I want

923
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: I want Miami to win it. I really want Miami

924
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: to win it. All clocks running, you know what that'll happen.

925
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: What'll cause it? There'll be no March Madness ever again. Well,

926
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: your dad win it. No, he won't win it. He

927
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: still there will be structured tournaments. Then you have to

928
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: do away. Your dad won't win it. If batterth Box

929
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: loses this game, no, that sucks. I mean he had

930
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: Miami in the championship game. He doesn't have a winning

931
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 1: I forgot. Oh that was not a strike. And you're

932
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: gonna have You're gonna have teams not caring about the

933
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: regular season. You're gonna have this. It's gonna change the

934
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: entire course of college basketball. It's gonna be an absolute

935
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: disgrace to college basketball. Teams care about the regular season anyway,

936
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 1: Are you guys drunk? What they care about the regular

937
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: season because they need to be the tournament, to be

938
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,959
Speaker 1: seated in the tournament, right, So it's always been about

939
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: the tournament. But but if you really think about it,

940
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 1: basketball and foot football, typically one of the top five

941
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,919
Speaker 1: teams always wins. Oh shit, the clock's running. Stroman just said,

942
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: forget it. I don't need to catch her throwing. The

943
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:05,399
Speaker 1: sun are still out automatic stript. He's looking at the rules.

944
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: Got a joint, No, he's got his ear thing is

945
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: ear piece? Yeah, they tell him what what pitch? He

946
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 1: hits a signal? Yeah, there's no more hands than start

947
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 1: to count. U. Where's the clock? Oh, you can just

948
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: fake a signal. Thing in here. It's out. The clock's out.

949
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: Oh dude, he's totally messing with fake it. If you

950
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: need a break, your intern just short his Coke's building

951
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: the clock. Boss. I got a popcorn and the keyboard.

952
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what the dude, we're not even watching

953
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: baseball anymore. This is basketball played on a baseball field.

954
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how you bet on this one? I

955
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: have one more five left. It's in today's Today. It's

956
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: a new day tomorrow April. Oh that's true, that's true.

957
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: In today's game of first inning. Bet you're gonna be

958
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: puckered for five straight minutes. Why not bet the whole

959
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: game so you're not fully fleshed up your nuts. I

960
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: like doing a quick coach, Stuart. That's what your wife said.

961
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: What's fun? Or an awesome parlay that lasts the whole weekend,

962
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: or a first inning bat, first inning bat, Get out

963
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: of here. I like him quit. They're up in Chicago. Quick. Yeah,

964
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: that's when your wife calls me to go halfway there, baby.

965
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: These guys are running off the field. If the clock's running, guys,

966
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: hurry it is. They have a minute and a half. Now,

967
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: hurry up. Don't say thank you, let's go. You just

968
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: got a standing ovation. Thanks. They love their baseball in Chicago.

969
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: That's really funny. We'll take a break and we'll find

970
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: out if Eddie hits his bet after this hell of

971
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: a tease, Eddie, thanks for placing no height, but conand

972
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: if Sandy Go State wins the national title. They won't.

973
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: It's an embarrassment to college basketball. It'll be almost the

974
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: bubble year in NBA. Oh, the Lakers one as a

975
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: bubble year, as a weird one. This one. He Goes

976
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 1: State won the title. They're gonna win the title. Scoring

977
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: forty three points a game. Get the hell out of here.

978
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: It's get a little gross. Anytime you talk about that

979
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: at the bus station with a guy h San Diego

980
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: State one, it just gives you a gross feeling. Who's

981
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: your pick other than um Yukon? No, I'm taking Miami

982
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 1: and Fau. Okay, it's gotta it's gotta be a thoroughbred

983
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: Yukon for the sake and the take them out of it.

984
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,720
Speaker 1: Who has a better chance if Yukon's out, Uh, Yukon's

985
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 1: for one hundred percent getna beat Miami. So it's not Miami.

986
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: So it's either San Diego randomly San Diego State because

987
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: they're the way they play. They their guard is amazing

988
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: and they play the most gross, hunky not even today's

989
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: form of basketball, and it wins. So they'll probably win

990
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: because they're gonna throw Fau off because they're like, Fau,

991
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 1: you're slow with your big seven footer, or we're even lower.

992
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a battle of the freaking turtles to

993
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:06,439
Speaker 1: pick the unders. Yeah, that's sixty one and a half

994
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: will be good. They won't half. They won't have that

995
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: until late in the second. Hang up and listen. Is

996
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 1: that what the overrunner is? Alf he's right, that's funny.

997
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: That's low, that's real low. That is so bad. I

998
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: mean the fast teams go seventy five. The slow teams

999
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: if you're in the fifties, I mean, we're already back. Yeah,

1000
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: we're back, We're back. We're backing clocks. Ryan. Well, this

1001
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: is this guy staring down the lunch is gonna need

1002
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: to help us with these clubs. Guys, Oh, that's me.

1003
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: We got him and you know where we got him.

1004
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: We got him from the White Sox really just right

1005
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: down the street and the Craig Craig Crimbal trade. Whatever

1006
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,919
Speaker 1: the hell is Eric Costomer? He wasn't he was only

1007
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: good about twenty years ago. Hostmer's on the team. Yeahs

1008
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: trade man, seniing, dude, we have nobody. We have all

1009
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: random ass people. How did you guys have go from Schwarber, Rizzo,

1010
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: Chris Bryant to this team? Wow? Because we traded away

1011
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: everyone in our farm system's really good and we're about

1012
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: to be good next year in the arm system. These

1013
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: guys never touched the farm coat. No, no, but that's

1014
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: why these are plugging guys. Dan's be and Nico will

1015
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: be there for years to come. No, that's a strike. No,

1016
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: that's not. Oh you're good, dude. Corbin Burns is freaking unreal.

1017
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 1: He's unhittable, dude, he really Why does he look Earnest?

1018
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: I didn't really look at Earnest. Oh, Earnest looks more

1019
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:33,320
Speaker 1: like Wallen. That strike two and away. Oh he feels

1020
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: like he's taking forever on the pitch account. He really is.

1021
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,839
Speaker 1: He's taking a while. Oh oh, what's that? What's that?

1022
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: How do you you can call time? How many time

1023
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: outs did you get? Oh? He just got a strike right? One? Two?

1024
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:48,320
Speaker 1: Now why can he stepped out? I think because he

1025
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: stepped out. Turn the volume on. No, where the hell

1026
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: is going on here? He didn't even step out, see you, dude,

1027
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,399
Speaker 1: hold on, don't catch endsby. He didn't even step out

1028
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: of the box. He took too long or something. He's

1029
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 1: grabbing his dick. They said, yeah, you can't grab your

1030
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: dick anymore. He's laughing. Burns is like, come on, man,

1031
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: these rules. I'm a traditionalist crazy. I am so confused, dude.

1032
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: I saw it in person. It's revolutionizing the game. So

1033
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 1: can you call it time? I don't know. I don't

1034
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: know what he did because he did not step out. No,

1035
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: he put his hand up. Dude. You know the umps

1036
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: love it. They get out of the game, tester, they

1037
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: get to go back to the hotel and drink ball.

1038
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 1: Look at the guy in the crowd, he's trying to

1039
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: call the pitch thing. If you see it, call it.

1040
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: The time's up. God, I love that stadium. Do you

1041
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 1: wish you were there? Yeah, I've been to that one.

1042
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: I wouldn't private jetman. I would have started my day

1043
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: at Yankee Stadium, Gonda Fenway and then catch the end

1044
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: of Wrigley. I've been to them all, man, they're great.

1045
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: I've not been to Fenway, but I've been to the

1046
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: other two. I haven't been to them. They're great. Inside, yeah, inside, inside, inside, Yeah,

1047
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: I've been inside him. Ray Oh where is nah? He's yeah,

1048
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: bleachers at Grigley. How much do you win if you

1049
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: win this? He's probably back to you five dollars, probably

1050
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: like four bucks, right all right about this time, we're

1051
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: just pushing around, maneuver. I'm just trying to get my

1052
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: money back, coach, trying to make money back. We're doing,

1053
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, five dollars to win three twelve. We're

1054
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: just clean. Dog, you're going nuts for three do I'm

1055
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: not going nuts. I need it, that's all he has left.

1056
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 1: It's not nuts. I'm not like, Yes, I'm like, I'm

1057
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: not saying Arkansas nuts in your mouth? What's this guy's name?

1058
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 1: Burn Hat? Oh, I've read, I've heard of this guy. Great. Hey,

1059
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: how come you didn't come in here puffing your Arkansas chest?

1060
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: Kansas women whipped that ass? Oh? I didn't want to

1061
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:48,160
Speaker 1: be in Arkansas's ass? Really? Yeah? And I didn't know

1062
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: they were playing Big Women's fan. I didn't even know

1063
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: they're playing in assault. Come, here's Batter's box. You want

1064
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 1: to talk to him? Yeah, he's always great? Yeah, what up?

1065
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: So are you really not? Let's go Yankees? Let's go Yankees?

1066
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: What's up, coach? What's up? No? No, we always like

1067
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: we're taking a dump. Are y'all playing golf? We we're

1068
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 1: just got doing work? Really? Yeah, what are you doing?

1069
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I'm working? Oh? So what are

1070
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: you calling for? Oh? I was just you thought my

1071
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: text was funny. Yeah, it's not funny. This is weird. No,

1072
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: I'm im I was kidding. Yeah, he was joking. Man, Hey,

1073
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: I thought you were dude. Box was saying you weren't. Now,

1074
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: what are all these graphics? Idiot? Like he actually you

1075
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: doesn't even know me? Well, I was very confused. Well,

1076
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you did sign up your son late for baseball,

1077
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 1: that you had a travel across two cities to get

1078
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: him into a league because you didn't sign up for

1079
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: the one by your house. So how would I be

1080
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: surprised that you're not gonna pitch to him? I mean,

1081
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: I guess I'm on the pod. I can tell by

1082
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: the way you're talking exactly. He doesn't talk like this

1083
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: in real life. He talks like this in real life.

1084
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: How's it going there? Brother? Hey? Batters by, Hey, batters

1085
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 1: the bux, batter the bux. Hey, when you pitch, are

1086
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 1: you gonna be doing like soft just elbow throws or

1087
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 1: are you doing a whole pitch? All right? So he

1088
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: threw over once, and now I gotta steal because he

1089
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: can't go over again. Gotta steal go Now it's like

1090
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: in between, not soft, but it's like a like a

1091
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 1: straight line. But hey, some of the coaches in our

1092
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 1: league they warm up for like two minutes before the

1093
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: game starts. Are you gonna warm up every inning? Yeah?

1094
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 1: I'm old, So I gotta warm up. All right, we

1095
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 1: gotta win. We got w w Eddie Eddie got the

1096
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: first inning. No run, he hit it. Three dollars. Nice hit, coach,

1097
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: he won three bucks. Oh, they already paid me out. Yeah.

1098
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: I love it, coming out of retirement, instant cash. See

1099
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: if the arm can hold up. Probably not. Are you

1100
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 1: gonna shave your nasty beard so you don't scare the children? No,

1101
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: the kids love the beard man, and you can hide

1102
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:26,479
Speaker 1: Vassalin in there. Oh, Pine Tar, he's throwing slurves. He's

1103
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 1: trying to strike him out. No, no, no's not the point.

1104
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: All right. I just I just had to remove two

1105
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: dead animals from my backyard. Oh dog dog, Okay, I

1106
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 1: guess my dog got a rabbit. And then this morning

1107
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: a bird flew into our window and basically killed itself. Hey,

1108
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 1: double check that he's not alive. They do that, but

1109
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 1: they get knocked out for like an hour. Yeah, I waited.

1110
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: I waited for four hours, and he was he was

1111
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 1: on the roof, and they blew off the roof, and

1112
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 1: so I was like, all right, I think four hours

1113
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: from it's yeah. Yeah, did you jow him over the

1114
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 1: back fans? I should that's smart is there a neighbor

1115
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: in the back just doing on the neighbor's property. All right,

1116
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: well I'm back. I'm back up to the farm. So

1117
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 1: that's all right, that's all right. Anything else now call

1118
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: me later, all right, love you, all right, love y'all.

1119
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: What's the animal horror movie pet Sanitary? Oh? Yeah, that

1120
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: joke was the backyard? Yeah? Yeah, here we done. Yeah,

1121
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,919
Speaker 1: we're done. We're out of here, and take my money

1122
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 1: and run, all right, Come on Miami, come on, fau

1123
01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,840
Speaker 1: and also already found a loophole. If the time's running up,

1124
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: you just throw it the first base. If you're the pitcher, no,

1125
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 1: you only have one, so you got to do it.

1126
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's a ball, but you throw it first one,

1127
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 1: I get it. But otherwise automatic ball, automatic running a

1128
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 1: second too. Yeah, I'd rather fake throw it to first

1129
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: just so you get another fifteen seconds. Okay, that's what

1130
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: he did. That's what Burns did. Who's next? I don't know.

1131
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: We got the Tigers? Oh, shooting like thirty minute. Dude,

1132
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: If you're playing first innings the whole day, you're gonna

1133
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 1: be playing with fire, Really you think so? I mean,

1134
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: good god, you got lucky as hell there was guys

1135
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 1: on second Yeah do it? What do you want to hear?

1136
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: No run? No run seconding? Yeah? Are you sure? Yeah dude.

1137
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: Back in the day, yeah, back in the day, people

1138
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: with their bookies. One bet, that's all you had. You

1139
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: just better yea. Nowadays you can bet every inning if

1140
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: it goes bad, no coach only third inning? Third inning

1141
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 1: for what? No run? No, it's locked. It'll be the

1142
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: bottom of the in the order. Something happened and locked it.

1143
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:39,919
Speaker 1: Oh all right, look at this wisdom? Good? Oh yeah,

1144
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 1: get up fire. Yeah, you guys have great defense with

1145
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 1: the Cubs, but you're never gonna score a run. That's

1146
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: how I do it, right there. I know Eric Hosmer,

1147
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 1: he's our first baseman. He hits like three bombs a year.

1148
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 1: That's all right, all right, have a good weekend. Another

1149
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: prediction I did. I did see the Rockies in person.

1150
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 1: I don't think they win more than forty games this year.

1151
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: You heard that here? What's they're over under? Probably thirty nine? Normal? Yeah,

1152
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,959
Speaker 1: last year they're sixty eight, so it's probably right on there. Yeah,

1153
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: all right, have a good weekend. I'm not coming in

1154
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: on Saturday, Eddie, Oh first Ridder forgot about because if

1155
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: we were doing a pod you'd be doing it with us. Yeah,

1156
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: that's true. Hey, this hell of a last show. Guys,

1157
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:24,920
Speaker 1: it's not your last show. It's not all right. Have

1158
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 1: a good weekend, all right you two coach, see you, Ray,

1159
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 1: see you? Why would you leave? Hey? Did justin respond?

1160
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: Now he's at the hospital? I know? Did he hear

1161
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: the jeans? I mean people are wanting to know. I said,

1162
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 1: you hear planes? He goes, what question mark for dug

1163
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 1: one for one? Dever should get a hit soon. He

1164
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,000
Speaker 1: must be doing beat the streak? Did he hear yet?

1165
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:53,720
Speaker 1: Is he freaking what? Because you said did you hear planes?

1166
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 1: You didn't explain what the planes were here? The airplanes

1167
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 1: flying over the hospital, the jets. He must not have

1168
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 1: if he said, what you know what the hospital is

1169
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: probably like insulator? Really well, it's like us, dude, we

1170
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 1: can't hear anything. You know, what's eighty degrees outside right now?

1171
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah? There's no windows in this building. Wow,

1172
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 1: that's weird. I can hear a car horn, hunk if

1173
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 1: they are in the building, so you could hear a plane. Listen?

1174
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: All right, do that go? Why is this guy smiling

1175
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 1: like he wants to date the picture. Why is that

1176
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 1: acting like he's catching it back there? Why is that

1177
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 1: dude right behind home plate with the check acting like

1178
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: he's the richest person on earth? Why do they show

1179
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,760
Speaker 1: him he is good? Probably is if he's sitting there, man,

1180
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 1: he's rich. That must have been a five thousand dollars seat.

1181
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 1: This makes me want to buy some flower seats. Watch

1182
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:46,520
Speaker 1: the game at home. Hell yeah, spit him on your floor.

1183
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:50,840
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, that's the way to do it. Oh, come on,

1184
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: you gotta get got him, amateur? Are Stroman throwing a no? No, no,

1185
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 1: you already give a hit, dude? First inning? Oh Willie? No? Yes,

1186
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 1: a lot of beautiful stadium laceball's back. Have you guys

1187
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: ever tried? Oh? Ray, I guess you don't really cut grass?

1188
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 1: Huh no, lunchbox you No, I don't know how to

1189
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: do that. I don't know how to cut lines like that.

1190
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,520
Speaker 1: That is so I try every single time. I'm not

1191
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: hard to cut a line here. Look at this? You

1192
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 1: want one? No, but the designs they do are pretty

1193
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 1: freaking cool. Look at that guy behind home played. His

1194
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: chick just bent down. Oh why is not catching that ball?

1195
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:50,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. They're just Rusty codes first game. Do

1196
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 1: you think they're excited for Opening Day? Not when it's

1197
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 1: forty degrees. I mean everybody stands as beanies on and

1198
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 1: they're all waving at us. That guy got scared to

1199
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:05,040
Speaker 1: see him. Yeah, he jump. I think he's been doing

1200
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: that the whole the whole time. The purists are gonna

1201
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 1: hate it, but a two hour game, you can't beat it. No,

1202
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:12,120
Speaker 1: it's so much better. I want to see more strikes

1203
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:16,240
Speaker 1: and like people walking. I believe hitting is gonna be up,

1204
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,920
Speaker 1: and maybe not this game because everybody has their best pitchers,

1205
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,720
Speaker 1: but trust me, there will be a lot more hit.

1206
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't start that in time, There's no way. No.

1207
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: As soon as he moves his foot back, no, God,

1208
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 1: it was one dude. It's all the ump used to

1209
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 1: just get be able to chill until the ball was picked. Now,

1210
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 1: if someone buzzed the stop the clock, no, it's still

1211
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 1: going no. Seven. As soon as he moves his his

1212
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 1: right foot. Look at this guy. He can't even keep

1213
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 1: up with the game. I mean, I have no idea

1214
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: watch watch. I don't like how they only rit okay,

1215
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 1: stop it. So all he has to do is move

1216
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,840
Speaker 1: that left foot and then you can go as slow

1217
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 1: as you want. You understand. Yeah, damn that batters, like

1218
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 1: did the home plate get bigger? Because that was a

1219
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: ball that was way outside? Because the UMP's flustered. Yeah,

1220
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to call balls and strikes because

1221
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:12,959
Speaker 1: he's got to pay attention to the pitch cloths. True,

1222
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 1: there's a lot going on, dude. The game has changed

1223
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 1: one eighties. They should add an umpire just to be

1224
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,720
Speaker 1: the clock one. Yeah, and then send a buzzer to

1225
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:23,920
Speaker 1: his nuts. Okay, dude. And whenever he says that it's

1226
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: time's up, he why is he all bashful about it?

1227
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 1: He goes, uh, sorry, guys, I'm sorry time time was

1228
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: up on that one. He needs to blow a whistle

1229
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 1: or something. Oh, that'd be cool. Whistle would be awesome. Yeah, no,

1230
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: why not because baseball didn't have whistles, so you had

1231
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 1: a whistle. It didn't have a clock either. Coach, move

1232
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: with the times. Okay, here you want girl, No, I'm

1233
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:50,040
Speaker 1: out that more. I'm good. Uh no, locks, but Yukon

1234
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 1: rolls and then the other game, nobody's gonna watch it,

1235
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 1: but one of the two teams will win. How are

1236
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 1: you not gonna watch it? Final four. No, but San

1237
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:02,120
Speaker 1: Diego State in FAU I'm watching, doesn't matter. That's a

1238
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:04,440
Speaker 1: gross game. I mean, did you see I'll tell you

1239
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 1: about the FAU coach. Did you see he accepted the

1240
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 1: job at FAU before even seeing the gym, and then

1241
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 1: when he went into the gym, because like they did

1242
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 1: the interview at all this and sold him on this

1243
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 1: whole great thing. Seen them, and he went in the

1244
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:20,720
Speaker 1: gym like trash. It's small elementary school. Really, like the

1245
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 1: locker room was the showers took up more space than

1246
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 1: the actual lockers, and he was like he went back

1247
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 1: to the hotel room crying to his wife, I just

1248
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 1: committed a career suicide, Like why did I take that job?

1249
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm such an idiot. I need to back out. I

1250
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:34,439
Speaker 1: need to back out off that part of the story out.

1251
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,720
Speaker 1: When when they brought in their first like seven recruits,

1252
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 1: no teeth, hey, he thank you for guy to the gate.

1253
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 1: When they when they brought him, don't hit him with

1254
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:50,360
Speaker 1: a base. The first seven or so recruits, they never

1255
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 1: even showed him the gym or the locker room. They

1256
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 1: showed him like the football facilities and got him to sign.

1257
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 1: And then when they got on guys like coach, I

1258
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,080
Speaker 1: don't even know where the locker room is. So when

1259
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 1: they had a volleyball game, a basketball game, and something

1260
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 1: else all in the same time, they didn't have enough

1261
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,320
Speaker 1: locker room. You know what, though, It's never the size

1262
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 1: of your gym, it's how you use it. It's the

1263
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:12,960
Speaker 1: funniest thing you've said in five years. Yes, coach, thank you.

1264
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 1: It's my last podcast, so thank you, Thank you all

1265
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,880
Speaker 1: so much. Trey man SENI he hasn't made good since

1266
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:21,640
Speaker 1: his Baltimore Orioles days and all hang up. That was

1267
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:23,599
Speaker 1: his last team. Coach, Well, he was on the Astros

1268
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:24,719
Speaker 1: for the end of the year. He got a World

1269
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:30,200
Speaker 1: Series ring. He did or was he on the Bravest

1270
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,559
Speaker 1: Let me see. I think he was on the Astros.

1271
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 1: Astros told you these guys trade teams more and people

1272
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 1: trade sex. I agree. Oh, I mean that's just terrible.

1273
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 1: Why would he swing at that? It looks like a

1274
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:45,640
Speaker 1: striking in the bottom drop, So it doesn't, Yes, it does.

1275
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 1: How many times have they seen that pitch? That guy

1276
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 1: right behind him slugging down a beer, he's going home

1277
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 1: drunk to his wife. How many times have they seen

1278
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 1: that pitch? Not in spring training thousands of times drop.

1279
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:00,200
Speaker 1: See look, I'll tell you when it's gonna drop. And

1280
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:03,479
Speaker 1: I'm not even the batter. Dude. Corbin Burns is working

1281
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 1: up a sweat. He's used to a slower paced game.

1282
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:10,200
Speaker 1: Watch this eight seven. Oh he just turned on the

1283
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 1: Okay wait wait wait, wait two one he's a whoa.

1284
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,719
Speaker 1: That was close. See that's why it's the umps discretion.

1285
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:24,320
Speaker 1: That was close because he shook off the first pitch.

1286
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:26,720
Speaker 1: You can't. You don't have time he did. That's what

1287
01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 1: almost screwed him. Yeah, you're really not gonna have time

1288
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 1: to shake off pitches he did. He shook one off.

1289
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:39,599
Speaker 1: Oh damn, he went for his kneecaps there that hit him. Now,

1290
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:42,960
Speaker 1: in between batters they get how many seconds? Thirty? I

1291
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 1: don't know. He's more worried about his ponytail than he

1292
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:52,559
Speaker 1: is throwing straight. He's in a mullet. Huh. Okay, guys,

1293
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,360
Speaker 1: you don't have time to be cute. Get onto the

1294
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,760
Speaker 1: next pitch. But look out. They can both usually fit

1295
01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:00,680
Speaker 1: on that big bass, the two big boys. Yea, hey, yeah,

1296
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that, and they're both on it. Yeah,

1297
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:09,000
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Where's the clock and the

1298
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,680
Speaker 1: clock operator only shows it about half the time. What

1299
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,320
Speaker 1: are they talking about when they show it when they

1300
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 1: get down to ten seconds? What's howser telling Mancini? He's like,

1301
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 1: have you ever been to the Magnificent Mile? Hey? Listen,

1302
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 1: He's like, you ever seen me at the operation? Start? Good?

1303
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 1: Held a strike? What are you writing? Now? We're gonna

1304
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 1: take a break while we watch more baseball? Hey, you

1305
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:39,600
Speaker 1: all want to order wings? Yeah? Oh, we should have

1306
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:43,040
Speaker 1: done that a long time ago. Fuckers. They're not pluckers,

1307
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,560
Speaker 1: wingsty wing style coach. You call me a plucker? What

1308
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:55,639
Speaker 1: did you say? Pluck? Your wife? Who? Chief? Mancini? As

1309
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:58,760
Speaker 1: a kid? Yep? Okay, we're in a cuves jersey. See

1310
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:02,040
Speaker 1: what I'm telling you? Put everybody into New Jersey. Yeah,

1311
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,200
Speaker 1: every your kid? Make him wear every jersey. Take a

1312
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 1: picture of there you go. Look at Corbin. He's got

1313
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:13,519
Speaker 1: shoes on his fingers. That's pop. Why are we not stealing?

1314
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,400
Speaker 1: I don't think man Seni understands the new rules. Yeah,

1315
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 1: I don't think he understands that. Gregor the first base

1316
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:31,040
Speaker 1: Who the fuck you, dude, man Seed? He literally just

1317
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:40,280
Speaker 1: learned the rules today. I mean Taylor made Yeah, you

1318
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,639
Speaker 1: got to catch a running Yeah, I should have bet

1319
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 1: this freaking second inning. I told you, I told you

1320
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:46,719
Speaker 1: about the third inning. I thought that was three outs.

1321
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 1: Oh let's buy him. Hey, that would revolutionize the game.

1322
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 1: What make it two outs instead of three? You want

1323
01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 1: to realize one out, one out, way, one strik you're out,

1324
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 1: you get nine outser game. Look at Hosmer think that dude? Yeah,

1325
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,840
Speaker 1: I mean, he's got an unbelievable stance, but he swings

1326
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:14,800
Speaker 1: right through it. I mean, how hilarious. I know what

1327
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:18,600
Speaker 1: you coach because there was a game. I mean that

1328
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 1: would be Look at that guy slugging down a plastic

1329
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:25,639
Speaker 1: but a bat that has beer full and that's cool.

1330
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 1: They must have all kinds of toys at these games,

1331
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:31,840
Speaker 1: that's what they do. Wow. And you think that bat

1332
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:33,639
Speaker 1: has more beer than the cup. No, the cup has

1333
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:36,960
Speaker 1: more beer than that damn bat beer. That's the beer.

1334
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:39,280
Speaker 1: I love it when people have tested out the same

1335
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 1: kind of same sizes. If you're a guy, if you

1336
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,640
Speaker 1: order that bat beer, it looks like you're signs. How

1337
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 1: about douche over here with the sunglasses and the two

1338
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:54,000
Speaker 1: he's over the left shoulders? Or fan? Is this guy

1339
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:57,960
Speaker 1: gonna throw Hosmer or strike. No, he's scared of him.

1340
01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:02,720
Speaker 1: What coach movie? You're bigger. You don't have time to

1341
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:06,840
Speaker 1: see it his body. They got the white sunglasses. That's

1342
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 1: Wells Adams. Oh it does look like him. He don't

1343
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 1: like me? Why not? That's Parson Daily. Oh. Also, none

1344
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 1: of these people got a job. No, hell, they took

1345
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 1: this day off a long time ago. Yeah, yeah, they're like,

1346
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 1: even if it's thirty five degrees, we're going. Yeah, you're

1347
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,639
Speaker 1: right when he starts his motion, that's when the clock cuts.

1348
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 1: As soon as you start your pitching motion. That guy's

1349
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,600
Speaker 1: got straight up batting gloves on. What a tool. And

1350
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:35,120
Speaker 1: that chick has a Saint Louis Cardinals. I know that's

1351
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 1: always thinking like, if you're there, you don't wear if

1352
01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 1: the team is not playing, don't wear it. They're your

1353
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:42,720
Speaker 1: biggest rival. She must be a Cardinals fan. But she

1354
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 1: made with those seats. Now her boyfriend did Wells Adams

1355
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 1: or the guy? Why does Wells Adams look like he's

1356
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,559
Speaker 1: sitting on a dude's lap. He doesn't look like he's

1357
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:55,479
Speaker 1: in a seat. I didn't even question it. Oh there's

1358
01:13:55,479 --> 01:13:59,400
Speaker 1: the umbuyer behind. Is he the clock gunbar the clock bitch,

1359
01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 1: but he's still an umbuyer gear coach. Who's a scout

1360
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:09,320
Speaker 1: when you're already in the Major League is a scout

1361
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 1: for the All Star team. He's scouting to get them

1362
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 1: the hell out of there. Hosmer sucks. You gotta hurt

1363
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:21,880
Speaker 1: Bawn Apps. Forty seconds ahead of Live you said no again? Yeah?

1364
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:24,439
Speaker 1: For what was that? That was the bottom of the

1365
01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 1: second Yeah, hurry up, hold on, don't yell at me.

1366
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:31,559
Speaker 1: I'll put a hundred on it. I mean, that's big

1367
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:35,920
Speaker 1: boy money right there. M most of my dad's You

1368
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:39,760
Speaker 1: still have my money in there, yep, and I'll keep

1369
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:44,959
Speaker 1: it on there. Why don't we do first run? Cubs Brewers? Brewers?

1370
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:47,679
Speaker 1: Do you think they're gonna do the first first run? Yep? Why?

1371
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 1: Because their pictures better? Um? I did a little uh

1372
01:14:56,320 --> 01:15:00,880
Speaker 1: Live Live. I did a golf bet. Yeah. I know

1373
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 1: you guys don't watch golf anymore. I watched a little

1374
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:06,360
Speaker 1: bit last week because we used to pick players five

1375
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:09,920
Speaker 1: years ago. That was fun. But I did Landry to

1376
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:13,920
Speaker 1: beat Reeve and Riley today. So Landry's tied with Reev.

1377
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,800
Speaker 1: But Dee Riley, who I need him to beat, is

1378
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:21,400
Speaker 1: plus sixties. He's one over on every hole. We don't

1379
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,920
Speaker 1: even do that. I have never heard of plus six,

1380
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 1: he got an eight, he got a snowman on two.

1381
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:33,240
Speaker 1: Holy hell, guys, you got to get back into golf betting.

1382
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 1: I've been telling Bezer that's where it's at, which I

1383
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:39,120
Speaker 1: can't find a thirty in bad Yeah, it's they're gonna

1384
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:42,559
Speaker 1: pull it. Remember the TV's way behind your own cub score.

1385
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:46,680
Speaker 1: Third inning, Yes, plus three ten, no is minus four five.

1386
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:48,599
Speaker 1: That's just I'm not that's for teams. I don't want

1387
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:50,559
Speaker 1: to do that. That's all I got, man, I don't

1388
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:53,080
Speaker 1: like that. I'm just telling you, well, you get they're

1389
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:55,120
Speaker 1: gonna break it wide open here. Eventually, it's not gonna

1390
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: be two no hitters. When we come down to the

1391
01:15:57,200 --> 01:16:02,519
Speaker 1: ninth inning, you think, oh yeah, yeah that's weird. Yeah,

1392
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,800
Speaker 1: I didn't know any winner. There we go and you

1393
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,599
Speaker 1: can do tie. Oh do that. That's fourth inning. Though

1394
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:10,800
Speaker 1: you guys said you were at regularly. You ever sit

1395
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:14,000
Speaker 1: on the rooftops his bleachers. I've never been in the

1396
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:17,639
Speaker 1: bleachers either. Oh that's where it's that. Yeah, that's the party. Yeah,

1397
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,799
Speaker 1: what do you what did you do? That's an infield

1398
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:25,120
Speaker 1: hit the top of the that's an infield hit. I

1399
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:27,559
Speaker 1: don't care how you score. No, it's easy if the

1400
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 1: runner what's that guy's name? Poo tang? Listen and that's

1401
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:36,800
Speaker 1: not yellowsh If the runner makes the call like as

1402
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,680
Speaker 1: he was running through he did the safe sign, he's

1403
01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:42,840
Speaker 1: automatically out infield hit. Dude, is that guy's name poop? Look?

1404
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:44,760
Speaker 1: See see he didn't even cross the base and he's

1405
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:49,080
Speaker 1: saying safe safe safe safe. Look, Nico, what the hell

1406
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 1: are you doing? Yeah, that's shortstop saying ah, hogs ass

1407
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,439
Speaker 1: suck mine? Why did they move into second because we

1408
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:56,880
Speaker 1: signed Dansby Swanson? Because the ball went into the third

1409
01:16:56,960 --> 01:17:00,120
Speaker 1: row and hit the guy with the plastic beer back. Oh,

1410
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,559
Speaker 1: I thought you're talking about why they're mine? Did they

1411
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 1: put it in a pinch runner? No, that's yellows. Look

1412
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:15,639
Speaker 1: at that girl behind the plate, she's sucking something off. Yeah.

1413
01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,200
Speaker 1: I love the guys in the front row that are

1414
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:19,559
Speaker 1: big fans. They don't wear anything that says Cubs or

1415
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 1: Brewers on them. They just wear like it's money. Money talks. Man.

1416
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 1: You don't wear a Cub's hat when you guys gonna

1417
01:17:25,920 --> 01:17:27,519
Speaker 1: strike out, when you got a four o one. You

1418
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,880
Speaker 1: picked that in the bet. Look at her, she's been

1419
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:33,840
Speaker 1: bent over the first two innings. She's getting something that

1420
01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:37,880
Speaker 1: popcorn man, the popcorn. Oh the head went in. Dick

1421
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:43,400
Speaker 1: in a box it dick in that boy? Look at

1422
01:17:43,439 --> 01:17:51,120
Speaker 1: poo tang run. That guy can fly? Yeah, Bruce two ring.

1423
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:53,360
Speaker 1: So did you hear what I said about a run

1424
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:56,080
Speaker 1: being scored? Well, I mean I couldn't have just said

1425
01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:58,000
Speaker 1: that more than a minute ago. Hey, let's go to

1426
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:01,559
Speaker 1: the Tigers. You really want me to. We're gonna go

1427
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:07,360
Speaker 1: from Yankee Stadium to Fenway America. Yet are they playing

1428
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:09,720
Speaker 1: in Detroit? Dude? That under one and a half. If

1429
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:13,679
Speaker 1: they're in Detroit, that wonder. And they don't do flyover,

1430
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:16,200
Speaker 1: they do a seven done salute, they do a sweep.

1431
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:20,639
Speaker 1: Look at this and that chick is the only girl,

1432
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:23,439
Speaker 1: I mean, all those other guys, no chick. That dude

1433
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:27,720
Speaker 1: is the only one that's strike. What happened something? Oh

1434
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:31,679
Speaker 1: the t shooting his watch? The umpire looks like such

1435
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:42,640
Speaker 1: a tool he did. Pitcher clucked my life. Stroman's like

1436
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:46,840
Speaker 1: that rule. Dude, better hurry up again. He just throws

1437
01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:51,160
Speaker 1: his glove at the batter. Dude, you better throw it

1438
01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:54,720
Speaker 1: strike three, you're out. Oh, come on, show me that

1439
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:59,560
Speaker 1: he went. That's an easy steal though. Turn yeah that

1440
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:03,560
Speaker 1: I didn't hit her up. No, Stroman's trying to strom it.

1441
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:12,479
Speaker 1: He held it back. Look at that man. Yeah, yellowch

1442
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:16,920
Speaker 1: hasn't got a hit since the Clinton administration. Here we go,

1443
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 1: where's the clock. I don't worry the only shot. Damn.

1444
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,240
Speaker 1: Stroman's rattled. He's rattled with a guy on second base

1445
01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:27,639
Speaker 1: because he doesn't like the pitch. Like he can't shake

1446
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,680
Speaker 1: off pitches. Oh, he doesn't have time to. This is

1447
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,680
Speaker 1: revolutionizing the game. This is bigger than the wheel and

1448
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:41,240
Speaker 1: the prohibition. He throws so low. I mean every strike

1449
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,280
Speaker 1: that he does gets the bottom of the zone. Yeah.

1450
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:46,479
Speaker 1: So he leaves one hanging up there, and they freaking

1451
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:51,320
Speaker 1: hangy bangy. They just said Stroman's got that sink or sinking.

1452
01:19:52,439 --> 01:19:55,200
Speaker 1: There we go. Should have been announcer. I'm saying the

1453
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:58,840
Speaker 1: exact same thing. Yeah, me too. Now he needs that

1454
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:01,479
Speaker 1: double playball pick bull. Here's your winkler guy. Watch out.

1455
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:04,800
Speaker 1: We didn't bet it, so why do you care he

1456
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:07,080
Speaker 1: still roots for bets. Did you bet the Brewers to

1457
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 1: score first? Uh? No, no, no run in the first

1458
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:15,800
Speaker 1: name what we're running the third I'm running the next game? Boys,

1459
01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:20,759
Speaker 1: do I need to go to America? Yeah? Yeah, got

1460
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 1: three minutes. And then the guy has a Chicago Bulls

1461
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:26,880
Speaker 1: stocking cap. I mean, when are you gonna wear a

1462
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:29,640
Speaker 1: stocking cap inside the United Center? Never? Why would you

1463
01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,599
Speaker 1: ever buy that? Well, probably because you walk around Chicago.

1464
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,840
Speaker 1: It's really freaking cold, so you probably wear it in

1465
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:36,960
Speaker 1: your everyday life. True, it's not like he lives in

1466
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 1: a warm place. Good god. And also those seven seats

1467
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,200
Speaker 1: that are just empty behind the catcher where those just

1468
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:46,280
Speaker 1: corporate seats and people didn't go. They're trying to get

1469
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:51,120
Speaker 1: there traffick, traffic's better or not the train they couldn't

1470
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:52,800
Speaker 1: get to work. They thought they were only gonna miss anying,

1471
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,760
Speaker 1: but they forgot about the pitch council. They've really missed three.

1472
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,719
Speaker 1: If I had to guess, they probably do a podcast

1473
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,400
Speaker 1: and one of the co hosts is just like taking

1474
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:05,200
Speaker 1: too long. I told you guys what we could end it. No,

1475
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:08,840
Speaker 1: I'm fan the guy they're supposed to sit there. Oh yep,

1476
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,439
Speaker 1: good old Winkler picking up right where he left off

1477
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:14,200
Speaker 1: last year, striking out. You said he was good, so

1478
01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:16,599
Speaker 1: he hits bombs fifty percent of the time. He's good

1479
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,800
Speaker 1: fifty percent of the time. He turns around and hogs

1480
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:22,200
Speaker 1: himself off. Look at he missed it by a foot.

1481
01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:26,719
Speaker 1: That catch is not wearing a cop You see his nuts.

1482
01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:30,640
Speaker 1: That's what I watched the games for. It. I love it.

1483
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:38,479
Speaker 1: Who's this guy? He's got his pocket head straighten up?

1484
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:43,479
Speaker 1: Hey check his power A Goms cannot catch the damn ball.

1485
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:47,759
Speaker 1: You can't catch Stroman? Dude, that ball is moving, bro coach,

1486
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,840
Speaker 1: how old is bones? He looks? Did he bring his

1487
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:53,960
Speaker 1: a ar Peak card to the game? Dam I mean,

1488
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,920
Speaker 1: I want to know how many freaking balls Gomes has

1489
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,439
Speaker 1: dropped that has hit him in the damn golals of

1490
01:21:57,479 --> 01:22:04,160
Speaker 1: the pitch clock. He's worried about the pitch clock. And

1491
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:06,760
Speaker 1: now you're gonna walk a domis what are you rooting for?

1492
01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:08,479
Speaker 1: Are we rooting against him? I don't have anything here

1493
01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:11,000
Speaker 1: because there, like I said, runs are about to be scoring,

1494
01:22:11,040 --> 01:22:13,120
Speaker 1: and that's just what's gonna happen. Here comes the pitch

1495
01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:17,120
Speaker 1: outside another when he dropped top of the third one

1496
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,639
Speaker 1: out two and oh men on second and third, Stroman

1497
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,280
Speaker 1: looks like he's each reached the end of the road.

1498
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:25,439
Speaker 1: They've got to start warming somebody up in that Wrigley bullpen.

1499
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:29,679
Speaker 1: Guy's over to you. The bullpens right there, right, it's

1500
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:33,640
Speaker 1: on the field typically, I mean he throws so low. No,

1501
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:37,080
Speaker 1: it's in the outfield now it is? Yeah, is that

1502
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,160
Speaker 1: part of the rule change? Like I don't know, like

1503
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:41,840
Speaker 1: like where the outfielder is. No, it's out there on

1504
01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:45,840
Speaker 1: um Waveln Avenue. Oh, so they wanted more fan access

1505
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:50,320
Speaker 1: back there see the cages. Yeah, it's sad. Those pitch

1506
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:53,160
Speaker 1: they got about ten pitch clucks. That's gonna fall over.

1507
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,360
Speaker 1: That was a bull and I mean, how bad of

1508
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:57,920
Speaker 1: it was it their bullpen. You should be just on

1509
01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,479
Speaker 1: the freaking wall where fans could say there and yelled

1510
01:23:00,479 --> 01:23:02,120
Speaker 1: at him. There was no coverage. They just sat in

1511
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:05,439
Speaker 1: the sun. Ray did that with the sounds next to him.

1512
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:07,679
Speaker 1: What they're warming up and Ray was just yelling crap

1513
01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:09,760
Speaker 1: them couldn't yell that crapped out a day. Didn't even

1514
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:15,479
Speaker 1: say what it was. Nope, not even close. I mean

1515
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:19,439
Speaker 1: he has I mean he's hit, He's thrown ten pitches

1516
01:23:19,439 --> 01:23:24,160
Speaker 1: in the same spot. Bro throws low, he's never low

1517
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:26,599
Speaker 1: and to the right. He's never gonna throw you one

1518
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:29,160
Speaker 1: in the zone. But Adams keeps swinging like that's a strike.

1519
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:32,799
Speaker 1: Every time that's he's pitching on that corner. He's painting

1520
01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:39,040
Speaker 1: low outside corner, bringing it inside, swinging inside low. God,

1521
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:42,439
Speaker 1: bases loaded. Dude, if there's a run scored here, I'm

1522
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:44,360
Speaker 1: gonna look like a genius because I said runs are

1523
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:46,759
Speaker 1: about to be scored. That would have been a strike.

1524
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:49,679
Speaker 1: This dumb ass, said Bethan. No hitting, no, no runs

1525
01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:53,599
Speaker 1: a strike? I mean that's a strike bare, but strike

1526
01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:56,200
Speaker 1: is that graphic count even the real ball. The reason

1527
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:58,400
Speaker 1: it looked bad is because he sat up inside and

1528
01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:00,880
Speaker 1: he had to hop outside to catch it. So the

1529
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:02,679
Speaker 1: umpire's like, there's no way that can be a strike.

1530
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:06,639
Speaker 1: Thank god, there's no more shift. I like the shift.

1531
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:09,800
Speaker 1: He was so stupid, Like, learn how to hit, learn

1532
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,200
Speaker 1: how to take the ball the other way. Don't worry.

1533
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:13,880
Speaker 1: It's low again, guys. If I'm a Milwaukee coach, hey, guys,

1534
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:17,160
Speaker 1: he's gonna throw it low. Stroman throws it low every pitch,

1535
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:21,560
Speaker 1: and Adams can't get low. He has no bend in

1536
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:23,960
Speaker 1: his knees. No, tell Us can't get low. He can't

1537
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,920
Speaker 1: even see his knees. He's so fast. Get ready, Gomes

1538
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:28,800
Speaker 1: is about to drop another one. I mean low low.

1539
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:33,280
Speaker 1: That's well, they ain't going crazy back there. Oh, there's

1540
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:35,840
Speaker 1: some hotties now on the front. Randy Howser at the bat.

1541
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:37,920
Speaker 1: The Cardinals girls got a hottie next to her. But

1542
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:41,479
Speaker 1: let's start out with a good none curious. It's because

1543
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:44,720
Speaker 1: they got jobs and they earned those tickets. They're not

1544
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:49,880
Speaker 1: getting them from some guy. They're CEOs, they're businesswomen. He

1545
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:54,800
Speaker 1: hasn't throw every pitch. He's thrown his dick high. Everyone

1546
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:58,160
Speaker 1: some lower than others. But what I'm saying is it's

1547
01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:03,720
Speaker 1: just that's life life. The rest is just details. Do

1548
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:06,479
Speaker 1: you guys have those shirts? No, coach, you didn't have

1549
01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:09,280
Speaker 1: baseball's life. The rest is just details, spring break shirts?

1550
01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:17,800
Speaker 1: Watch out four three two? What? No? That foot was not?

1551
01:25:18,400 --> 01:25:21,160
Speaker 1: How is that not a ball? Oh? My dude? Hey

1552
01:25:21,280 --> 01:25:23,639
Speaker 1: the clock? Who told you? Runs? The one thing I'll

1553
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:27,360
Speaker 1: tell you about the Hey, you guys can use this

1554
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:29,400
Speaker 1: on Sports Center if you want. I said it before.

1555
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:32,720
Speaker 1: The clock is revolutionizing the game, and it also is

1556
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:35,000
Speaker 1: all up to the umpire because that was ten seconds.

1557
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:39,000
Speaker 1: Change the channel. Yeah, America, Yes, they probably won't even broadcast.

1558
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,559
Speaker 1: That crowd said every game, well they treat they will

1559
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,439
Speaker 1: change it, change it out and we'll turn it. We'll

1560
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:49,280
Speaker 1: come back right after this. Here we go, baby. The

1561
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:51,160
Speaker 1: one thing we gotta go to break first. Oh, I

1562
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:54,800
Speaker 1: thought we already went to break. The one thing I've

1563
01:25:54,840 --> 01:26:00,000
Speaker 1: never watched is Detroit Dykers. I got, I got a Rodrigue,

1564
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:03,880
Speaker 1: his pigeon, Barto, Miguel Cabrera stilling on the team. Yeah. Yeah,

1565
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:09,479
Speaker 1: they got Kirk Gibson too, did the team. Cecil Fielder

1566
01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:15,320
Speaker 1: kid got traded. He played for him last year. Who

1567
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:18,160
Speaker 1: was the big kid whose son was Prince Fielder. Frince Fielder.

1568
01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:20,880
Speaker 1: You know he got hurt. Man, he did queer ending injury, Dude,

1569
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:23,120
Speaker 1: he did. He was awesome. He figned a big deal

1570
01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:25,439
Speaker 1: with the Rangers and then he get queer ending back problem.

1571
01:26:25,479 --> 01:26:27,960
Speaker 1: But that to Pam out, Yeah, I love that. The

1572
01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:29,760
Speaker 1: sad thing is when these guys go out, they just

1573
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:31,800
Speaker 1: go out. Man, you never hear from again. That's just

1574
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:34,200
Speaker 1: so quiet. Like Frank Thomas Man, I never saw him

1575
01:26:34,200 --> 01:26:36,080
Speaker 1: again until he did those diabetes from Like did he

1576
01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:38,640
Speaker 1: run out of money? Probably that's why he's doing those commercials.

1577
01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:40,559
Speaker 1: But he made a lot of money in his career.

1578
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,639
Speaker 1: I would think so, and he's doing. I mean, when

1579
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:47,000
Speaker 1: you were watching Bowls and Jazz those finals games, little

1580
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:48,719
Speaker 1: did you know that the last time you'd see the Mailman.

1581
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:51,920
Speaker 1: Oh never again. He showed up in the Lakers. He

1582
01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:53,600
Speaker 1: was in the Lakers for a couple of years. He

1583
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:57,439
Speaker 1: showed up in the All Star Game too. He did

1584
01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:01,960
Speaker 1: Mailman Malone. He was a dollars are game this year. Yeah. Oh,

1585
01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:09,559
Speaker 1: I thought we were talk about the Amazon guys. They

1586
01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:13,559
Speaker 1: look at this another betting commercial. No sweat, guys, no sweat,

1587
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:18,920
Speaker 1: They say, yeah, how much? Okay, no run and run,

1588
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:22,120
Speaker 1: no run okay. They say it's a free bet. They

1589
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:26,960
Speaker 1: say five dollars to win two fifty oh making that money?

1590
01:27:27,479 --> 01:27:31,599
Speaker 1: They say, no obligations they say, they say, uh huh,

1591
01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:35,880
Speaker 1: refer friends. They say, no sweat. Well, then, how gun?

1592
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:37,760
Speaker 1: My heart rate is up in their sweat coming down

1593
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:41,120
Speaker 1: my forehead exactly. They say it's a free bet, and

1594
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:44,479
Speaker 1: then you can cash out, they say, they say cash

1595
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:48,320
Speaker 1: out lunchbox will never good. But that's how powerful. Let

1596
01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:50,839
Speaker 1: me just say this while we're at commercial, how powerful

1597
01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:53,720
Speaker 1: gambling is. They can offer you a thousand dollars for

1598
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:57,240
Speaker 1: just one little deposit as a first time customer, because

1599
01:27:57,280 --> 01:28:00,760
Speaker 1: because not real mother, Gert, and they know you're gonna

1600
01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:04,320
Speaker 1: get addicted. No, but the one percent of people not

1601
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:06,960
Speaker 1: say that. The one person can't say that. Okay, not

1602
01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:11,160
Speaker 1: that the one percent of people are they? No, no,

1603
01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:17,200
Speaker 1: no addiction, Yeah, no, no sex addition addiction. It's a

1604
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:21,040
Speaker 1: real thing. Your wife has actually texted me all okay, hey,

1605
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:24,160
Speaker 1: listen though, what the real thing is? It's not real money,

1606
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:27,639
Speaker 1: that's what it is. And you can mustard. If they said,

1607
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:30,000
Speaker 1: here's one hundred dollars, you can cash it out and

1608
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:32,000
Speaker 1: keep it. Everyone would do it right. If they give

1609
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:34,840
Speaker 1: you a thousand dollars in one dollar bills, you'd run,

1610
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,080
Speaker 1: you'd cash it out, and you'd be like, thank you, ma'am.

1611
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:40,559
Speaker 1: Done right. Except here they give you a thousand dollars,

1612
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:43,360
Speaker 1: but you have to play at the place a thousand

1613
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:46,200
Speaker 1: dollars worth of bets correct to make that real money? Yeah,

1614
01:28:46,240 --> 01:28:48,960
Speaker 1: so what do you do? Blow it? Yeah? It's sort

1615
01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,360
Speaker 1: of like you treat it like it's not real money. Correct.

1616
01:28:51,360 --> 01:28:53,120
Speaker 1: When if you treated it like it was real money,

1617
01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:54,960
Speaker 1: you may have it exactly, you may get it. You'd

1618
01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:57,880
Speaker 1: make smarter bets. Yep. Instead you're like, oh, I can

1619
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:00,800
Speaker 1: do six game parlay because it's free. Mun who's on

1620
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:04,120
Speaker 1: this team? Coach? Which one the Tigers? I couldn't tell

1621
01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:08,200
Speaker 1: you one player, Green Cabrera. Green is a stud outfielder. No,

1622
01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:11,599
Speaker 1: that's the color of the grass, coach. No, no, uh

1623
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:16,680
Speaker 1: Green Monster? Is he still good? Not really? Man? He

1624
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:18,960
Speaker 1: used to be awesome. He used to be so good.

1625
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:26,080
Speaker 1: Oh boy, we're watching bally This is an all time

1626
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:29,880
Speaker 1: a low. We're watching the ballet network, Bally Sports. They

1627
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:33,920
Speaker 1: got Hobby Bayez Detroit. Yeah, I forgot about that, the

1628
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:37,760
Speaker 1: absolute worst ballot. Torkelson, Spencer Torkelson. What do you mean

1629
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:43,040
Speaker 1: there's a casino there. Bally Sports Atlanta, Bally Sports Cincinnati,

1630
01:29:43,240 --> 01:29:49,080
Speaker 1: Ballet Sports Detroit. Enter. I wish Fox Sports never left.

1631
01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:52,719
Speaker 1: It was the best one. Fox Sports Midwest, Fox Sports South.

1632
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:55,400
Speaker 1: What was Detroit called? I think it was Fox Sports Detroit.

1633
01:29:56,479 --> 01:29:59,000
Speaker 1: That was actually a good channel. Balley's not great? Is

1634
01:29:59,120 --> 01:30:01,920
Speaker 1: yes still around? Yeah? For Yankees only? Well yeah they

1635
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:05,320
Speaker 1: were always just Yankees. Yeah, Yankees there. And there's my Green.

1636
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:09,000
Speaker 1: I got him on my fantasy Migraine. My players are

1637
01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:14,559
Speaker 1: my boyfriends. No, I just cheer for him, dude. When

1638
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:17,120
Speaker 1: does the game start? This is high Actually, guy, that

1639
01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:18,479
Speaker 1: was wrong. We got to our mens, okay, because I

1640
01:30:18,520 --> 01:30:20,360
Speaker 1: was gonna say their highlights are all bass hits. It

1641
01:30:20,439 --> 01:30:23,599
Speaker 1: was two ten and diving catch. These guys never hit

1642
01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:25,360
Speaker 1: a home run. I mean, we've seen Cabrera swing the

1643
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:28,360
Speaker 1: battle one hundred times already. We've all we've seen all

1644
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:30,200
Speaker 1: three thousand of his hits in his career. You think

1645
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:34,360
Speaker 1: Cambrera likes living in Detroit, Yeah, he lives in a

1646
01:30:34,439 --> 01:30:37,720
Speaker 1: rich mansion. He lives in Puerto Rico. Huh do you

1647
01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:40,920
Speaker 1: think the neighbors like him? Yeah? Hey, that was a

1648
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:44,040
Speaker 1: hell of a sizzle reel. Where do they play at now? Oh,

1649
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:46,680
Speaker 1: they're in Tampa. Man, you can tell because there's no

1650
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:49,280
Speaker 1: one there that's Tampa. They just on purpose not sell

1651
01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:51,800
Speaker 1: the top. No, no one is. I mean, look at that,

1652
01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:54,559
Speaker 1: there's one person up there. This looks like a bad

1653
01:30:54,680 --> 01:30:58,559
Speaker 1: rodeo that place. Are they in a circus? Like they're

1654
01:30:58,600 --> 01:31:11,040
Speaker 1: under a tent? Where's the elephants and giraffes? Okay, this guy,

1655
01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm reporting on, but there's some

1656
01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:15,720
Speaker 1: sort of a baseball event here. We're here brought to

1657
01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:23,280
Speaker 1: you from the circus look at this. These guys are confused.

1658
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:29,519
Speaker 1: He's a picture. Yeah, boy, where is there's Hobby? I

1659
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:34,560
Speaker 1: guarantee looks like he's been World Baseball Classic. He was

1660
01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:36,599
Speaker 1: playing some ball. Hey, he looks like he's been hanging

1661
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:41,200
Speaker 1: out of be dubs. Hey there's a j Hine you

1662
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:44,040
Speaker 1: know who. He was the manager of a trash can boys.

1663
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:53,000
Speaker 1: So yes, Astros, turn the volume up, Coach Bally Sports Live. No,

1664
01:31:53,120 --> 01:32:00,000
Speaker 1: I think it's illegal to is it. We're not bride

1665
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:05,600
Speaker 1: casting it though, are we? Yeah? Pretty much all right?

1666
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:10,719
Speaker 1: Ray play. I don't know any other players. I'm so tired.

1667
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:15,439
Speaker 1: Matt Berling. Dude. The Tigers might have the most no

1668
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:19,240
Speaker 1: name lineup in the history of Jonathan Shoot Shoot bad Oop.

1669
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:24,040
Speaker 1: Actually not, I take that back. They have Shoop, Cabrera

1670
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:29,920
Speaker 1: and Baias and Meadows and hays Hoss. Here we go,

1671
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,080
Speaker 1: Devil rays. I don't like that they have devil in

1672
01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:34,519
Speaker 1: their name. I don't either, back the blue Devil. Should

1673
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,080
Speaker 1: we start like that? Yes, I say we were offended.

1674
01:32:37,479 --> 01:32:40,760
Speaker 1: Oh this is their ace. Yeah, this guy throws that

1675
01:32:41,280 --> 01:32:43,880
Speaker 1: the ball. That's why there's gonna be no hits. Are

1676
01:32:43,880 --> 01:32:46,080
Speaker 1: you putting no hits? Yeah? No, no, no, no, runs

1677
01:32:46,080 --> 01:32:49,679
Speaker 1: in order? Which pitch does he throw the most? Unless

1678
01:32:49,680 --> 01:32:52,559
Speaker 1: you guys saw that graphic four seam fastball and slider

1679
01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:56,599
Speaker 1: curveball or change slider change up four seemed fastball? You dumbass?

1680
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:59,639
Speaker 1: Why thirty six percent of the time and you knew

1681
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:02,040
Speaker 1: that before you saw the graph. No, I saw the graph. Well,

1682
01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:04,639
Speaker 1: how are we dumb ass? Why what if the hitters?

1683
01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:08,559
Speaker 1: Hey are the hitters not watching this channel in the duck? Hey, Siri?

1684
01:33:10,880 --> 01:33:13,439
Speaker 1: What pitch does this? Which bitch should we look for?

1685
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:17,479
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a Ford steamer. I mean, I hozone

1686
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:21,519
Speaker 1: goes yard right now? It's again? Would you say that? God,

1687
01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:24,760
Speaker 1: You're such a jerk. That's why I'm leaving this podcast.

1688
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:30,040
Speaker 1: Here we go, first, bitch, wind up hurt oh high,

1689
01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:35,000
Speaker 1: seven mile hour? His eyes, he's like, that was fast.

1690
01:33:35,160 --> 01:33:37,720
Speaker 1: He's not doing an adder all before the game. That

1691
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:41,080
Speaker 1: was fast? But he left the box? Is he allowed

1692
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:42,920
Speaker 1: to do that after he hit? Uh? Huh? You gotta

1693
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:47,439
Speaker 1: get back in. He's gotta run in eight seconds? No, dude,

1694
01:33:47,439 --> 01:33:49,600
Speaker 1: A hundred from a lefty. That was that was a

1695
01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:50,840
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to swing it this,

1696
01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:52,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick the bath. They look at his eyes.

1697
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:57,960
Speaker 1: That was fast. I shouldn't have taken those mushrooms. He's

1698
01:33:57,960 --> 01:34:02,479
Speaker 1: got muscle relaxes. See five balls? Well, I was seeing

1699
01:34:02,479 --> 01:34:04,559
Speaker 1: three rims. I just shot at the one in the middle.

1700
01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:07,440
Speaker 1: I shot at the one of the middle. The lie

1701
01:34:07,479 --> 01:34:12,560
Speaker 1: that the loser. Dude. There's a guy behind there that

1702
01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:15,439
Speaker 1: is easily a millionaire. He's got a blue suit on

1703
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:18,720
Speaker 1: chicks all decked out in a yellow dress. Oh see him? Yea,

1704
01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:22,400
Speaker 1: he may be a best founder of the Falcons. Arthur Blint?

1705
01:34:22,720 --> 01:34:24,559
Speaker 1: What what happened? Why the hell would he be at

1706
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:29,519
Speaker 1: the Tampa time? Oh oh, where's the graphic? Valleys doesn't

1707
01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:31,519
Speaker 1: have that graphic? Yeah, and without the audio, we have

1708
01:34:31,560 --> 01:34:34,040
Speaker 1: no idea. What's right now? Ballets like there was a

1709
01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:38,479
Speaker 1: pitch clock. Dang, I didn't make that graphic. They have

1710
01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:43,120
Speaker 1: no graphic. Go don't. Yeah, they did not have a

1711
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:45,040
Speaker 1: pitch clock for us. This is awesome. Up with all

1712
01:34:45,040 --> 01:34:48,320
Speaker 1: these chicks, they're all eating popcorn. Well and the guys

1713
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:50,400
Speaker 1: they'll watch it though. The guys get the popcorn in

1714
01:34:50,439 --> 01:34:52,280
Speaker 1: his lap and she's going for there's a hole in

1715
01:34:52,320 --> 01:34:54,360
Speaker 1: his because they all they all know it's on TV.

1716
01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:56,360
Speaker 1: And then E looks funny. Oh, there's a pitch clock

1717
01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:57,960
Speaker 1: in front of them, in front of in the middle,

1718
01:34:58,280 --> 01:35:01,000
Speaker 1: and then he goes away. Yeah, in the basis, this

1719
01:35:01,040 --> 01:35:04,599
Speaker 1: guy's quick. He's doing ten seconds left. He's not he's

1720
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:08,120
Speaker 1: not messing around. He's been practicing. Yeah, unlike the Red

1721
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:17,559
Speaker 1: Side eleven ten, nine eight, he's gonna get tired. Dude.

1722
01:35:17,560 --> 01:35:19,960
Speaker 1: There's no way c C. Sabathia would have ever lasted

1723
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:24,479
Speaker 1: because he was so fat. CC. There's other slow Ask guys, well,

1724
01:35:24,479 --> 01:35:29,040
Speaker 1: who is the dude um for the A's Jombi? No,

1725
01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:35,400
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no picture. Who's like at Cologne with

1726
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:43,200
Speaker 1: the big guys Bartella Cologne Sabathia. Yeah, are you already

1727
01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:48,280
Speaker 1: getting out? Yep? One down, strike out, one down? Hobby?

1728
01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:54,960
Speaker 1: Is he blonde? Yeah, he's man. Hobby's crazy. He's fun

1729
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:59,760
Speaker 1: to watch though, Boom. Basically, I told you he did

1730
01:35:59,840 --> 01:36:03,920
Speaker 1: good in the World Baseball Classic. He's stealing, he's stealing.

1731
01:36:03,960 --> 01:36:07,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, gotta go. The new rules benefit the

1732
01:36:07,880 --> 01:36:15,360
Speaker 1: crazy guys. Yes, you're nuts like Yasio, Puig and Hobby.

1733
01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:18,080
Speaker 1: They're gonna kill this game. Peg. I don't think Peek

1734
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:21,000
Speaker 1: plays anymore. Dude. Oh he had that gambling thing. Huh yeah,

1735
01:36:21,040 --> 01:36:24,639
Speaker 1: I think Puig's been long gone. Like bias, I want

1736
01:36:24,640 --> 01:36:29,320
Speaker 1: to see him. Here's some my green. Oh Riley talking

1737
01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:31,760
Speaker 1: about a perfect pitch ninety seven miles an hour in

1738
01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:34,360
Speaker 1: the outside corner. There's no way you're hitting that as

1739
01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:37,960
Speaker 1: a batter, less than a five percent chance you can

1740
01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:41,519
Speaker 1: hit them. Why aren't we running? There's a left handed pitcher,

1741
01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:43,240
Speaker 1: but you can only throw over there once. Oh there's

1742
01:36:43,240 --> 01:36:48,040
Speaker 1: a double play. Well not really safe. Oh my goodness.

1743
01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:50,400
Speaker 1: Green gets down the line fast. Did you know that

1744
01:36:50,439 --> 01:36:55,280
Speaker 1: when you drafted him? No, it's over twenty five years

1745
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:59,320
Speaker 1: he's out. Oh, thank goodness, Hey, twenty five years a

1746
01:36:59,360 --> 01:37:03,439
Speaker 1: shitty raised baseball man. No, they're good, and they actually

1747
01:37:03,439 --> 01:37:06,040
Speaker 1: are they? Oh they got Ozarenka. I got him and

1748
01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:10,879
Speaker 1: beat the streak. Why why are is I still shocked?

1749
01:37:12,040 --> 01:37:13,720
Speaker 1: I'm telling you some of these guys cut at her

1750
01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:21,760
Speaker 1: all before? That was fast? Who is this? Nor has who?

1751
01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:26,320
Speaker 1: He's overthrown to start playing a hand? Nervous? That's sometimes

1752
01:37:26,320 --> 01:37:28,320
Speaker 1: why it's sad to be rich. The dude's in a

1753
01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:31,280
Speaker 1: full suit, she's in a yellow dress. Why not being relaxed?

1754
01:37:31,280 --> 01:37:34,000
Speaker 1: Why not relax? It's not sad though, That's how he

1755
01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:37,840
Speaker 1: chooses to dress but he's not comfortable. That looks no,

1756
01:37:37,960 --> 01:37:39,679
Speaker 1: But I mean if we were rich, we wouldn't dress

1757
01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:42,600
Speaker 1: like that. Why is he not in a sweatsuit? And

1758
01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:44,040
Speaker 1: she's like, no, I see you now you're in a

1759
01:37:44,760 --> 01:37:47,800
Speaker 1: just a T shirt? And yeah, fants rich, filthy, rich

1760
01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:56,000
Speaker 1: would be more rich. Flights shot and lost two hundred

1761
01:37:56,320 --> 01:38:00,519
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh, I was like, did you not call

1762
01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:05,439
Speaker 1: that a strike? Can? That was? Yeah? He's like, I'm

1763
01:38:05,439 --> 01:38:07,880
Speaker 1: not seeing the ball, coach, What do I do? Who's

1764
01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:12,599
Speaker 1: got one of those axe axe handles? Over ten nine?

1765
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:16,519
Speaker 1: He's like, give me arm sleeved. Oh, we got it.

1766
01:38:16,680 --> 01:38:19,000
Speaker 1: Now he's fast. Oh my gosh, they're all high. I

1767
01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:23,000
Speaker 1: mean he's in a rush, so getting the thing he's done.

1768
01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:24,519
Speaker 1: So you throw high when you're in a rush, because

1769
01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:26,800
Speaker 1: the other pitcher throws low when he's in a a rush. Yeah.

1770
01:38:26,840 --> 01:38:28,280
Speaker 1: I will tell you, if you're not a great hitter,

1771
01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:30,200
Speaker 1: get an arm sleeve. It makes you look more bad.

1772
01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:34,800
Speaker 1: That's true. Point. Intimidating us UFC fighter too, he said

1773
01:38:34,840 --> 01:38:41,200
Speaker 1: my teammate didn't let halfway there. Mcchanahan. He's gonna win

1774
01:38:41,240 --> 01:38:43,880
Speaker 1: the s again, is he? I don't know if he

1775
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:46,479
Speaker 1: want it? Last year he had to be in the running.

1776
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:52,880
Speaker 1: Oh it's Verlander. Yeah, all right, guys, let's go are

1777
01:38:52,880 --> 01:38:55,400
Speaker 1: those wings? Those wings are coming? I know we didn't

1778
01:38:55,479 --> 01:38:59,479
Speaker 1: order wings. Hey Cubs scored two. Yeah, exactly what I said.

1779
01:38:59,720 --> 01:39:04,080
Speaker 1: Ye see what would have lost on that? All right?

1780
01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:06,760
Speaker 1: I don't even know if we need to take another break,

1781
01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:09,080
Speaker 1: but let's just go home now. We're done. Have a

1782
01:39:09,080 --> 01:39:14,040
Speaker 1: good weekend too, man. All right, all right, Ray, gonna

1783
01:39:14,120 --> 01:39:17,160
Speaker 1: miss you, Eddie, I love you. Hold my hand for

1784
01:39:17,160 --> 01:39:21,920
Speaker 1: the final episode, I love you. Are you gonna buzz

1785
01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:26,680
Speaker 1: it out? And I forgot Sorry? That may have been

1786
01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:29,400
Speaker 1: the worst podcast we've ever done. How long was that