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Speaker 1: Make hi, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency in

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Speaker 1: or Calm.

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Speaker 2: You might be like, oh my god, where are they?

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Speaker 2: Means you're starting a business.

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Speaker 3: We're starting a beautiful cafe business full of the.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful cafe in Texas. I'm kidding. No, we're on the

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Speaker 2: way to Texas because Drew and.

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Speaker 3: Guys, we have a surprise for y'all.

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Speaker 4: Daddy came coming.

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Speaker 3: Coming to Texas. He's going to see my hometown.

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Speaker 2: Because in that book you read what is it?

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Speaker 1: The is it the Seven Power Ship, The when you

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Speaker 1: read to manipulate people for the rest of your life.

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Speaker 3: He tried to get that. He loves that.

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Speaker 4: I don't love.

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Speaker 2: He's really trying to get Drew to read that.

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Speaker 4: I've never even read that book.

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Speaker 1: He was like, you should read it because it worked

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Speaker 1: so well. But one of the steps is getting close

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Speaker 1: to someone's family right so that you can manipulate them

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Speaker 1: from the inside.

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Speaker 4: I'm just finding that out now because I've never read it,

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Speaker 4: and I don't even know what that book is.

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Speaker 2: Have you actually never read that? You've read that?

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Speaker 4: No, I haven't. I actually did start it.

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Speaker 1: I read the back of it before, and now you

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Speaker 1: like mention it in conversation.

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Speaker 2: Actually know you've always mentioned it in conversation.

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Speaker 3: Is like, if you read that, you're a scary motherfucker. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's that.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's why I think you read it.

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Speaker 4: I started it, but then I got bored, and then

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Speaker 4: I read something that was more like feminine.

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Speaker 3: My year of rest and relaxation and the body keeps

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Speaker 3: the score.

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Speaker 4: Body keeps the score. Cracked the bell jar, and then

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Speaker 4: you cracked it. I cracked it. Oh you're talking about

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Speaker 4: cracking the bell jar.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you were talking about cracking the bell jar,

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Speaker 2: which is like a really odd thing.

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Speaker 3: This, do your job better? What we need? Less cuts?

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Speaker 4: Less cuts?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, before we left on our road trip, me

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Speaker 1: and Josh literally reached flow state with each other in

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Speaker 1: terms of bullying. Kai Like, he got over and was

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Speaker 1: checking through his bag before he left to make sure

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Speaker 1: we have everything for the podcast, and he pulled out

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Speaker 1: this weird ass thing of batteries and Josh just over

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Speaker 1: his shoulder, was like, you have all those fucking batteries?

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Speaker 2: Like, or what do you say to you?

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Speaker 4: I have a case that also acts as a charger

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Speaker 4: for my batteries. And he was like, why do you

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Speaker 4: have a case for your batteries and then and you

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Speaker 4: destroyed me too. I forget what she said because I

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Speaker 4: blacked out from fear.

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Speaker 3: But the thing is is it wasn't even bullying. Kai

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Speaker 3: is just so used to y'all bullying him say I'm

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Speaker 3: sticking up for you, that any comments towards him just

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Speaker 3: become immediately bullying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so what you're saying is it's kind of how

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Speaker 1: you take it. And since you decide to take it

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Speaker 1: like that, you decided to take it from the back.

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Speaker 2: No one told you to take it from the back.

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Speaker 1: When you take your your comments from other people from

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Speaker 1: the back, I do.

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Speaker 4: I prefer it that way.

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Speaker 3: Well, guys, Andya is pregnant after being celibate for four months,

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Speaker 3: five months, six months. Somehow she's like mother Mary. She

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Speaker 3: has a baby growing inside of her.

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Speaker 5: It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I know, I think they're three. I'm like starting to like,

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Speaker 1: I think it's triplets. I think I might get up

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Speaker 1: to quadruplets. Oh my god, imagine me with the longest stomachant.

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Speaker 3: One of my favorite tweets I ever made when I

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Speaker 3: was still on Twitter was like this woman had like

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Speaker 3: the world's largest belly, Like it was like literally like

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Speaker 3: eight feet long and she had like octuplets in it,

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Speaker 3: and like I put that picture and then the next

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Speaker 3: picture was like a video of me like crawling around

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Speaker 3: in my sheets with a red light on, like I

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Speaker 3: please let this belly like a grown ass man being

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Speaker 3: inside of a pregnant woman's belly. That's like a king.

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Speaker 1: That's yeah, I was gonna say, because we've stumbled on

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Speaker 1: that before, We've stumbled on those videos, and.

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Speaker 3: We've talked about it extensively.

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Speaker 2: We really love.

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Speaker 4: War for consume another.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when you eat people.

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Speaker 1: Well Drew saying that because all my periods are getting

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Speaker 1: like literally worse and worse, and now when I start

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Speaker 1: my period, the first two days, I'm genuinely having to

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Speaker 1: remind myself there's no way I'm passing a miscarriage.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, there's no way, Like it's so much blood.

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Speaker 2: It literally feels like the shining, Like I don't know

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Speaker 2: what's happening.

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Speaker 1: The older I get, I guess I'm just becoming more

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Speaker 1: of a woman because my period is really fucking psycho.

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Speaker 1: The past two days, I've wanted to actually like stab

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Speaker 1: everyone in the house and then kill myself.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, not actually, but you know, oh.

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Speaker 4: Fuck, I forgot the thing that you're supposed to microwave.

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Speaker 4: I got you this thing to put on.

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Speaker 5: Your Is this the surprise?

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Speaker 4: No? No, I I've been talking.

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Speaker 3: About a surprise for three months now.

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Speaker 1: He's doing the thing men do when like they don't

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Speaker 1: have to act on the thing you crave.

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Speaker 2: If they keep saying they're gonna.

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Speaker 4: Do, you guys are gonna look so stupid when I do. Surprise.

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Speaker 3: Oh I got I actually am it's gonna be cool.

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Speaker 4: But that's on the surprise. I just heard that your

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Speaker 4: periods were bad, so I bought you some like a

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Speaker 4: thing to put on your stomach to help with the pain.

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Speaker 3: But I rub her But I did not buy that.

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what the fuck are you talking?

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Speaker 3: I rub her about in her back. Yeah, every night

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Speaker 3: for her because she sleeps next to me in bed.

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Speaker 3: We were in bed last night at ten pm, Like,

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Speaker 3: we fell asleep at ten pm and woke up at

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Speaker 3: six am to get her ass.

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Speaker 2: We were I was dead asleep by ten thirty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. It was like it was a beautiful thing, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is something I should talk about.

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Speaker 3: I think I am slowly but surely getting addicted to

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Speaker 3: melotonin because I had it like two nights in a row,

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Speaker 3: and I wasn't told that the pills I was taking

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Speaker 3: was twelve milligrams of melatonin.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, so the first two times you took it

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Speaker 1: was twelve milligrams.

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Speaker 3: No, I bit them in half. So I was taking

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Speaker 3: six milligrams, which is still far too much melatonin to

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Speaker 3: put your body. But the way I felt on six

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Speaker 3: milligrams of melatonin kind of rewired my brain in a

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Speaker 3: like think about getting high all the time, and like,

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Speaker 3: so I'm taking six milligramston in before bed every single night,

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Speaker 3: and when I want to stop, Oh, I found out.

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Speaker 3: I found out that I bought a bottle of three

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Speaker 3: hundred count melatonin. So it's twelve milligrams each three hundred pills.

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Speaker 3: If I bite them in thirds every single night, I

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Speaker 3: have nine hundred doses of melatonin. So three years of

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Speaker 3: melatonin for seventeen dollars. Who's doing it like me? Who's

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Speaker 3: frugal like me?

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Speaker 2: Dude? Honestly, no one. It's kind of drawing.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes, Like my dude, he did that math on the way,

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Speaker 1: like on the drive. He just said that out loud

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Speaker 1: and we were like, why did you say that?

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Speaker 2: And it's because at what time was that, like eight am?

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Speaker 1: He was already thinking about the melatonin he's going to

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Speaker 1: take tonight. So I lovedy who is fully already like

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Speaker 1: he's like telling us this because we're very similar in

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Speaker 1: the sense that I started mentioning weed once I was

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Speaker 2: That's when I was like I was high. I was high.

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Speaker 1: I was high, and you are prepping You're what's it called?

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Speaker 1: What does mister beasts do with war crimes?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Predictive programming?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're predictive programming your mind.

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Speaker 3: It feels so it feels so good, Like I'm not

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Speaker 3: even kidding, Like I literally, like for five minutes before

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Speaker 3: I fall asleep, my body is buzzing. It's not like

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Speaker 2: Do you get really anxious before you go to sleep?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So that probably is just alleviating in general, because

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Speaker 1: you rarely go to bed with whimsy in your heart.

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Speaker 3: It's it's it's really crazy.

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Speaker 4: I'm addicted to wrapping my hands around like a warm

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Speaker 4: cup of coffee and curling.

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Speaker 3: It is fall, it's almost winter, but no melatonin is

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Speaker 3: it is crazy how I have been just like suffering

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Speaker 3: nine months of my life. Like literally I've just been like,

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Speaker 3: like you know how there's like high functioning alcoholics or

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Speaker 3: anxiety sufferer, Like I am in a constant state of

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: I think that's why I've become so addicted to weed,

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Speaker 1: because I actually couldn't give a fuck. The mix of

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Speaker 1: weed in my prozac has definitely jailed me in some ways,

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Speaker 1: but freed me in so many other ways.

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Speaker 2: Like it doesn't even matter, like I don't care because

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Speaker 2: I just I couldn't. Actually sometimes it's a bit worrying.

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Speaker 2: It's a little worried, yeah, because I really couldn't give

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Speaker 2: a fuck.

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Speaker 1: The fact that I hit my head as hard as

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Speaker 1: I did, like two weeks ago, and I didn't go

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Speaker 2: That has been something I've thought about. Also, Josie said

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Speaker 2: he had a dream.

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Speaker 1: Fuck I wish, I wish we could call him.

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Speaker 2: But he said he had a dream that I hit

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Speaker 2: my head again. You have a dream that that dream

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Speaker 2: dream y'all.

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Speaker 3: Know that one video, that one meme.

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Speaker 2: I don't So you really are scared.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 6: Have you ever had a dreams that that you you

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Speaker 6: had you you you could you do? You want you

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Speaker 6: you could do so you you do you could you want?

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Speaker 6: You want him to do?

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Speaker 3: You so much?

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Speaker 6: You could do anything?

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Speaker 1: Oh, he had a dream that I hit my head

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Speaker 1: again and that I was like whatever, and I didn't

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Speaker 1: go to the hospital. And then the next day I

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Speaker 1: guess I like shaved the back of my head because

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Speaker 1: it felt weird. And he said that I have like

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Speaker 1: I had like the substance type of just like mutated

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Speaker 1: was really like just like oh.

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Speaker 2: Whatever, it's yeah, it's bad.

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Speaker 1: I know, Like I was like that, and the dream

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Speaker 1: like I was just like so like it was like embarrassing,

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Speaker 1: Like I was really embarrassed of my pussy head, my

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Speaker 3: Not making you laugh, was like, well, this is awesome,

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Speaker 3: an exciting development in my entire life, Like one of

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Speaker 3: There are a lot of flies in this fucking restaurant.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what the fuck is going on with my phone?

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Speaker 3: Like I truly don't understand how to use this shit anymore.

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Speaker 3: Wait where Like, literally, how do I get to my photos?

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Speaker 2: This reminds me of my teacher I had a relationship with.

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Speaker 1: How he used to always say that Apple was too

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Speaker 2: And now watching you use this, I'm like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I definite had inappropriate relations with a teacher. Not anything crazy,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: Did you see that Trump lost his voice shouting about

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Speaker 3: And then did you see Trump fall in love with Mandani?

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Speaker 4: Yes? It was.

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Speaker 3: It was a beautiful thing and I'm not gonna lie

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Speaker 3: was like, oh, Trump's just like a sweet little old man,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was swooing. I know, his fucking little

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Speaker 3: I need him, but I need to clarify immediately, I

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Speaker 3: came back to reality and hated the man. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Okay, don't be too loud because we are in Texas,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get fucking followed home. Me Andrew have the

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Speaker 2: Gives us the privilege to drive across. And then I

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Speaker 1: I give like ambiguous mm hmm, and what yeah, until

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Speaker 3: But like until I speak, I physically like ambiguous.

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Speaker 1: I think even when you speak, people think you're straight,

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Speaker 1: you know those new waves. They're like, oh, the guy's gay,

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Speaker 4: She works so many of my friends from like college

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Speaker 4: and he said, I just assume he joked about being

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Speaker 3: No. Also, okay, I like literally couldn't take his eyes

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you getting the butterflies over drew.

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Speaker 4: I got butterflies.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I hope I look the same as I

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Speaker 2: Today is kind of one of my busted days.

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Speaker 2: I used to do my hair.

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Speaker 3: I refuse to drive well.

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Speaker 2: I also refused to sit passenger seat.

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Speaker 4: It said.

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Speaker 2: I hit a fan with my car. I got into

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell you, but leaving the Okay, So me

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Speaker 2: That movie is lit.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe you have kept this.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, I'm gonna save it because it's

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Speaker 3: Like and like, how do you know it was a fan?

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Speaker 2: Bruh, let me finish the fucking story.

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Speaker 1: Actually, if a fan like saying that is actually a

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Speaker 3: But we got on and I was like Mama talking

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Speaker 2: Because literally I was so embarrassed because my purse.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, I literally gone out.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god that we pulled over

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Speaker 3: Oh, it was like, oh my god, Ryan is the

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Speaker 3: almost took my goddamn line. Yeah, almost killed me. And

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Speaker 2: Because she was distracting me.

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Speaker 1: Because if you were a good friend, why why wouldn't

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Speaker 1: you get my vape out of my purse for me?

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Speaker 2: And I know that you should.

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Speaker 3: She should read your mind exactly.

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Speaker 2: She should have been like Enya hasn't hit her vape

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Speaker 1: Been in the car? Yeah, I do, and you just

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Speaker 1: of stuff up to my mouth.

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Speaker 3: Just what you know, I need it exactly finish.

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Speaker 1: But we got out of the car, we pulled over,

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Speaker 2: I like literally didn't know what to do because I.

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Speaker 1: Also haven't gotten into any like actually, this is the

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Speaker 3: You've been in like four rags.

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Speaker 2: No, okay, like.

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Speaker 1: Rex, I'm not getting into car wrecks, babes, don't even

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Speaker 3: Bomb? Wait, should I ask the waiter for bombs in.

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Speaker 2: Waco, Texas?

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Speaker 4: Bom Hey? Does anybody hear any here? Teacon?

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Speaker 1: We get out and I'm just like looking and there's

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Speaker 1: about just driving away, like and I was like, well,

447
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,719
Speaker 1: there's nothing on the car. I don't know who's in

448
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,199
Speaker 1: the car, and like I was just freaking out. And

449
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,360
Speaker 1: then I'm like standing there and I literally out loud,

450
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,240
Speaker 1: I was like, well, are you gonna get out?

451
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:45,000
Speaker 2: Like I think I said something like that. Well, like

452
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,760
Speaker 2: I said it out loud, I didn't. We were on

453
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,960
Speaker 2: a main street to the side on like I think it.

454
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 1: Was down Wiltshire or some ship like that or like Olympic.

455
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 1: So I was like, I was too scared to get

456
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,160
Speaker 1: in the road because I have heard of too many

457
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,159
Speaker 1: horror stories of people getting into car accidents and then

458
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,679
Speaker 1: pulling over at the side and then getting hit by

459
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,920
Speaker 1: a car while they're trying to like manage the car accident.

460
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,480
Speaker 1: So I didn't want to get in the street, and

461
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,680
Speaker 1: I didn't really know what to do. So I was

462
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 1: just standing in the back of her car, and I

463
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,639
Speaker 1: was too scared to go up to the window.

464
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 2: So I guess I kind of us to her.

465
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,239
Speaker 7: I was like, are you gonna should I come like

466
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 7: I literally was just like so on and she got

467
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,920
Speaker 7: out and I'm like, yeah, there's like I don't see anything,

468
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,679
Speaker 7: but like if you want, like I can give you

469
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,080
Speaker 7: my number.

470
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 1: And I was kind of leading the conversation, but it

471
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:31,719
Speaker 1: really was like just four pretty girls standing in the street.

472
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 3: Like it was a very like a man there, like me,

473
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 3: like a big strong man to kind of facilitate and

474
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,919
Speaker 3: like just make sure.

475
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 2: Everybody is an extra gig eye to crash into.

476
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 3: The to crash up the bumper.

477
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,880
Speaker 2: But yeah, there was like no like sign of anything.

478
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 1: But I gave her my number because I was like, oh,

479
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 1: if you, like if in the daytime you see something

480
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,640
Speaker 1: and you want to like hit me up. And then

481
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: her friend we were all standing there, and then her

482
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,040
Speaker 1: friend just like turned to O'Ryan and was like, I

483
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 1: know who you guys are, by the way, this is

484
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 1: so funny, and then like the like manger. I don't

485
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 1: remember what she said. And I also don't remember their

486
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,280
Speaker 1: names because I was literally in a state a full

487
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 1: panic because.

488
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 3: You probably shouldn't share their names either.

489
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, true, true, But she has my fucking phone number.

490
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,920
Speaker 2: But I was just laughing and I was like I'm

491
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 2: so sorry.

492
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 1: I was literally digging in my bag for my vape.

493
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 2: But I just we were cracking up.

494
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 1: And then we drove off and me and Ern were

495
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,199
Speaker 1: literally just dying laughing from us, both screaming, and she

496
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,119
Speaker 1: just kept being like, I had a premonition. I literally

497
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 1: knew this was going to happen. I knew I was

498
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 1: gonna get yeah, or I was like, I knew something

499
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 1: was gonna happen today.

500
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 2: I just knew it. I just knew it. So thankfully

501
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 2: that was the car scent. But yeah, I hit a

502
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 2: fans car. Wow, And that was my story. It's not

503
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 2: that crazy.

504
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 3: But when you were digging for a vape, yeah, oh

505
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 3: my god, I got the vape. Though I got it.

506
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 3: Did you hit it in front of them?

507
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was in my hand. Oh wow, I was

508
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 2: literally standing outside it was.

509
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 1: But it was one of these like when it's like

510
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: really bold in your fist.

511
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,679
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like you.

512
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,200
Speaker 2: Can't even hide that you're hitting it.

513
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:04,880
Speaker 3: Because because also everybody knows that trick by now, I know. Well,

514
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:10,479
Speaker 3: speaking of vapes, they found fecal matter inside vapes, So

515
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,120
Speaker 3: we are literally smoking on ship turns every every time

516
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 3: we hit it. Yeah, we're literally smoking on dookie pack

517
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 3: like parts and crap and ship like. That's good though,

518
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 3: but I think that's why it tastes so good.

519
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I was gonna say.

520
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 4: Don't think poop tastes bad.

521
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 1: That's not really what we were saying. You know, we

522
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: were saying like fecal like particles. You're saying poop doesn't

523
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 1: taste bad.

524
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 3: Full ship, you eat turds.

525
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 4: Well, I thought you guys were talking about something else.

526
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

527
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 3: I think we should just move on because this is

528
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 3: really revealing. No, I eat shit.

529
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:58,679
Speaker 4: Too, eat ship all the time, a big fat, stinky ship.

530
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: Well, I've decided getting close to your father as an

531
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: adult is the equivalent to trip sitting somebody doing shrooms.

532
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 2: That's what it feels like. But I don't know if

533
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 2: you would agree.

534
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 3: Getting close to your father's trip sitting someone for shrooms or.

535
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: Not trip sitting, but like hanging out with somebody after

536
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: they do shrooms.

537
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,160
Speaker 2: Like every time I see my dad, each time we have.

538
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 3: A conversation, especial as they get older.

539
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're slowly microudosing into like a different reality.

540
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean it's like that thing where

541
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, a straight man only gains empathy in

542
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 3: general after doing mushrooms. It's like literally like the same idea.

543
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 3: It's like my father like aging has made him so

544
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 3: empathetic and he's like a sweet man now. But it

545
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 3: makes me like so happy but also sad because like

546
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 3: the day my parents die, bitch, I'm fucking killing myself.

547
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 3: My parents died just randomly. I would hang myself, No,

548
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 3: it does. I wouldn't hang myself. I would like run

549
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 3: away and like dive into icy cold waters or something.

550
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: You can't even get in a river on a hot day, yeah,

551
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 1: but like diving into icy cold I.

552
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 3: Want to get like Titanic and drama. Like I feel like.

553
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 2: You're gonna eat your three year supply of meloton.

554
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 3: He's gonna eat. I mean they taste good as fun too,

555
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 3: that's the crazy taste good. It tastes good. There's dissol dissolve.

556
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 3: And last night I was looking up because it hit

557
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 3: literally within like five minutes, so like if you look

558
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 3: at my like, I know.

559
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: Because I was falling asleep laughing to flap Jack and then.

560
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 2: Like I was in bed like dead asleep. I was

561
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 2: like like and he just goes through and I just

562
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: heard no.

563
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 3: Idea you're watching still, and I was like, I'm.

564
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: Sorry, to be fair, I was half asleep, and I've

565
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,719
Speaker 1: been doing that a lot, like I keep because I've

566
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: been sleeping so early, Like I go in and out

567
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: of like waves of sleep as I'm falling asleep because

568
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,919
Speaker 1: my body is like, no, it's too early to go

569
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: to sleep.

570
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 3: Check the camera. Yeah, but sorry to keep going in you.

571
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: All day. I've wanted to trip Kih so badly.

572
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 3: I know you just are so mean to him, But

573
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 3: it's like it's like a way of flirting, I think,

574
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 3: because someone in my life right now is so diabolically

575
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 3: rude to me, like literally just like will randomly just

576
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 3: call me ugly and I can't tell if he's being

577
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 3: serious or not. But I truly, truly, truly like got

578
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 3: to the bottom of it, and I think he wants

579
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 3: to have sex with me and he knows I won't.

580
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 3: I would literally never.

581
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 2: Oh see.

582
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 1: But I'm not that kind of bully, Like I'm not

583
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: commenting on people's looks in a negative way in terms

584
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: of like I don't call you ugly, do I?

585
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 3: I just like, also, I just need to make it clear.

586
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 3: I threw some of this leaf on the ground. Probably

587
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 3: shouldn't have done that. I don't pick it up. I

588
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 3: just feel bad.

589
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 4: And he said she wanted to rip out my eyelashes.

590
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 3: Also, not you and NYA texting every single night before bad.

591
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 4: I don't think it's been every night, No, six out

592
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 4: of the seven nights of the week.

593
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 3: Probably six seven.

594
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 4: But I'm so drunk, I don't even remember when I

595
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 4: saw it. I at this point, I'm getting hammered every

596
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 4: night basically, so I don't know what I'm saying. So

597
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 4: if it's incoherent, that's probably why. And I start early.

598
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 4: I start right when I wake two pm. You wake

599
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 4: up at two pm. No, I'm waking up at around

600
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 4: seven am.

601
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: Because that's why you haven't been able to drive on

602
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: the whole trip, because you're just like drunk all the time.

603
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 4: Yes, And I don't want you guys to judge me.

604
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we are judging you. Yeah that's really odd.

605
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 2: That's like fucked up, it's weird.

606
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 4: All right. Well, it's my medicine, so I don't know.

607
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 3: He literally can't live without it. I mean, yeah, I'm

608
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 3: not judging you. I'm judging you what you're drinking. I

609
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 3: literally started shaking if I don't eat box. It's crazy

610
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 3: and I need to fix and I need to fix

611
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 3: right now.

612
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't stop cold turkey.

613
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 3: You have to wean off.

614
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 4: You have to wean off.

615
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, Drew. Can you start watching YouTube videos

616
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 2: of how to give heads? Like since we're already because

617
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 2: we're gonna just have to get married.

618
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, and at.

619
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 2: One point you will have to start sexually pleasing me.

620
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 3: But if we marry, I get to pick where we live.

621
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 2: Says, who the fuck? When? Why? And how?

622
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 3: Mean it's marrying you, then we're moving to the Silver

623
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 3: Lake Reservoir.

624
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: That's not marriage. That's fucking torture. That's literally fucking torture.

625
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 3: No where would where would we live?

626
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: I want to live like upstate or in the woods

627
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: upstate New York.

628
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 3: No, app you would want to live upstate California?

629
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

630
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 3: What about upstate Texas? And we live in like the desert?

631
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: You want me to kill myself?

632
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, you're trying to be free.

633
00:28:58,720 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trying to isolate me.

634
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 3: The dust Bowl was real, Like I have theories that

635
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 3: it wasn't real or it wasn't as big as it was. Jell,

636
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 3: learn about the dust bol Yeah it was. It was

637
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 3: legitimately like a huge like section of history class, Like

638
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 3: we learned about the dust bowl for like months. Yeah,

639
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 3: it happened all over like the Midwest. It was like

640
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 3: the crops like sucked up all the nutrients from the

641
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 3: soil and like made it super loose and like wind

642
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 3: would fucking blow and like it just would make giant

643
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 3: plumes of dust. But like the way they were saying

644
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 3: it happened like legitimately made it sound like it was

645
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 3: like apocalyptic and like millions and millions and millions of

646
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 3: people died and were like affected in shit. But I'm like, girl,

647
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: like it's not that deep. I have dust in my house.

648
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 2: Dust actually might be that much.

649
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 4: No, it was.

650
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 3: It was like bad dust. It was like dust with glass.

651
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: And it also not only that, like inhaling dust me

652
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: with a vape in my hand, and I smoked so

653
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: much every day, Like I'm inhaling so much stuff.

654
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 2: Also, that is the other thing is like we.

655
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: We don't live in a good place.

656
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 3: In terms of the modern day version of that is

657
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 3: the break dust and a babe, the break dust. Yeah,

658
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 3: all of these fucking cars, like the breaks when they

659
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 3: get worn down and it just makes like microscopic flakes

660
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: of dust. And that's like.

661
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: I've been all over I've been coming to this like

662
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: theory and it really isn't me trying to be anti

663
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: like doctors and science, because I do. I am pro

664
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: health and all these things. But when I hear your shit.

665
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 5: Pro living, pro sliving, Yeah, what is that?

666
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 4: Haltan said, She's trying to make the words living happen,

667
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 4: and Drew's friend said something was like pro sliving or

668
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 4: pro s life.

669
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 3: Pro s life. He's pro living, pro s living, but

670
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 3: what was gonna say? I forgot, I'm not buying the

671
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 3: dust bawl oh, I I.

672
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: Just you talking about that makes me think about how

673
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: like street cats and like street dogs live for so long.

674
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 2: And I sometimes have that theory with my own mind

675
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: and body. I'm like, like, if you.

676
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: Give yourself too good of care, then your body will

677
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: expect it. Like in my head, cats who were overly

678
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: like feed like to me, like and God forbid, because

679
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: of something actually happened, I would die like I overcare

680
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: for a zool.

681
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: And sometimes I'm like, oh my God, in a weird way,

682
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 2: this is gonna.

683
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 3: Be like cal almost escaped. I know my soul almost

684
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 3: escaped escaped a couple of days ago. So, like Josh

685
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 3: was like cleaning his room and he had like a

686
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 3: giant bag of garbage and he put like half full

687
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 3: cups of coffee in the trash bag. And like, I

688
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 3: can't blame him for that because I do the same

689
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 3: shit sometimes with like sotop, but I or he was

690
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 3: like carrying the bag of garbage out and he was

691
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 3: going on our back door and he noticed that the

692
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 3: coffee was leaking all over the floor, so he like

693
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 3: ran out the door and ran to the trash bag

694
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 3: or trash cans and left the door open. And we

695
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 3: have a very strict rule in our house because we

696
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 3: have trauma from Azula escaping twice, that all doors must

697
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 3: be shut behind you. And we are so neurotic about it.

698
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah it's bad, like I'll be falling asleep and even it's.

699
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: Myself a door is open or like a windows.

700
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 3: You literally did do that, yeah, I did. Like you

701
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 3: literally were like the doors open, and I was like, no,

702
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 3: it's not I just walked by it. You're okay, But uh,

703
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 3: Josh left the door open and a Zul like wandered

704
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 3: into the backyard and was just like standing out there

705
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,479
Speaker 3: smelling the air, which is like really dangerous because now

706
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 3: he has a taste for it and he knows he

707
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 3: can go back there. But Josh just like put his

708
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 3: arms out and.

709
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: Like Joe, Josh looked like he was about to have

710
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: a fucking heart attack.

711
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 3: He was literally literally like, oh.

712
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: My god, Oh my god, that was so scary, because

713
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, to be the one to let a

714
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: zul out would be so gnarly.

715
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 2: Also, me asking i's a door was closed.

716
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: Half asleep just reminded me that I texted Kai the

717
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: other day this picture of Quentin Tarantino at a fortnite event.

718
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 2: Oh wait, where the fuck is this? I texted him

719
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: this and I was like, what are your thoughts on it?

720
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: And then I don't know why, I was like falling

721
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: asleep because I've been falling asleep so early.

722
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 2: So I was like knocking out as I was texting

723
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 2: about it, and.

724
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: Oh, Kai goes, I'm so excited, it's right by my house,

725
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: whole new chapter at Rocks, but only with people.

726
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: And then half asleep.

727
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: I literally Lisa and audio message I haven't really listened to,

728
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: but I thought he was saying that like Quinton Tarantino

729
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: was at a Fortnite event that you can play it

730
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: in person with other people.

731
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 2: So I was imagining, like, one.

732
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 1: Why has Kai gone to like an in real life

733
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: laser tag a Fortnite and hasn't mentioned it?

734
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: And two why was quick?

735
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: No?

736
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 2: I would want to go too.

737
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, not mentioning, it is fucked up because like,

738
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. And if I found out that

739
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: that was a thing and you had gone without us,

740
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: what I would do in retaliation is set up for

741
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 1: us to go but get an even better group of

742
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: people and have the best time ever. Talk to you

743
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,760
Speaker 1: about it, so that you would have this good memory,

744
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: but then you would always like we'd.

745
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 2: Have a connective memory in a sense.

746
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're just you're the only one out of

747
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: our memory. So then it's like you were there with us,

748
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: but you didn't exist or we just didn't remember you

749
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: being there.

750
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 4: Yeah. I would be happy for you guys, though, because

751
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 4: I'm like, if they're having a good time, even if

752
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 4: I'm not there, that's what I want. It's just for

753
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 4: you guys to be happy.

754
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 3: I don't want that for you though. Thank you for

755
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 3: having that for me.

756
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad someone out there have fun without me.

757
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, well it is literally possible, not with just you.

758
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 3: Every single bitch, Like if you're having fun without me,

759
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 3: like you're dead to me.

760
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: I hate people having fun his friends, his close friends

761
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: having fun about him. I'm like, yeah, that without it's

762
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: like little SI. Yeah, because I was the older sibling

763
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: audio message. Oh it was me explaining, but I don't know.

764
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: I just remember I was laughing really hard.

765
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 3: Literally I saw someone say to that picture.

766
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 1: But then I saw that I just I essentially texted

767
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 1: you while I it literally is just me explained that

768
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 1: I was like half asleep, but I'm not kidding. I

769
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: was crying, laughing before I went to bed because in

770
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: my head, I like, I like literally fell asleep. I

771
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: remember I was watching Jinks. I had fallen asleep in

772
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: the middle of that conversation.

773
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 2: I woke up and I texted.

774
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: Back, Oh wait, what was making me laugh was the

775
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: way I fucking asked him about what it was.

776
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 3: I saw someone respond to that picture saying, why does

777
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 3: he always pose like he's fine? And like, and then

778
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 3: I saw like a few pictures and like it really

779
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 3: does give like.

780
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 2: He does he's.

781
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,240
Speaker 3: That he feels he's no, no, let me finish, he's sexy,

782
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 3: not physically, but with what he creates.

783
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 2: I didn't even go that far.

784
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 3: I love his movies, but I'm I'm a straight white guy. Like,

785
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 3: of course, I'm gonna love his movies. It is made

786
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 3: for you, like straight, like Tarantino made movies for straight guys.

787
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 3: Why do you keep repeating at well, be repeating what.

788
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 2: It's like an affirmation and like manifesting them.

789
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 4: Also, why would you bring up your sexuality do the movies?

790
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: Because unless we're talking about like Barbie and the other one.

791
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 3: Guys, I'm done. I'm done with living this lie. I'm

792
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 3: done living this lie. I'm gay. The way I wrote

793
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 3: that out rolling my eyes, fuck you, I was half asleep.

794
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:59,399
Speaker 3: This is a problem I have when people I read

795
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 3: the wrong one. Every time, I'm like, it's fun.

796
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 2: What did you mean? What is this place you've been?

797
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: That's what made me laugh because I meant that so

798
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: genuinely because I was actually like, in my head, I

799
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 1: had fallen asleep and I think I fully imagine that place,

800
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn, I want to go there.

801
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 2: And I was like, what the that's just a place,

802
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna I think I'm gonna steal Fortnite.

803
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: I p and rent and like warehouse and do the

804
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: Willy Wonka chocolate factory thing, but with Fortnite, I p

805
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: and have a laser tag warehouse with like cutouts that

806
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,760
Speaker 1: you get from Party City video.

807
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 2: He has a parking Dubai.

808
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it's like that's real. It's scary. I

809
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 3: thought that was like that was straight up built by

810
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 3: slave labor, and I don't people talking about I don't.

811
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 4: I thought it. I thought it was fake, but it

812
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 4: could be real. No, It's like.

813
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 3: I cannot believe it, and like it popped up seemingly overnight,

814
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 3: and I'm like where we're to. Yeah, anything built in

815
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 3: Dubai overnight?

816
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 2: Dubai period.

817
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 4: Have you told them about your the set that you're

818
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 4: doing for the Odd Comedy Festival?

819
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 3: No, I haven't yet. Guys, you're opening liner. I am

820
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 3: opening and headlining the Odd Comedy.

821
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 2: Festival and we're so excited. Drew is the face of Dubai.

822
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 3: I got paid one point two million dollars for a

823
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 3: thirty minute set and then three point eight for my

824
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 3: closing set.

825
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got paid twice for the same

826
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 2: a million.

827
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: That's crazy, that's kind of cheap because I heard they

828
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: paid a Z's twelve.

829
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 3: But he's a ease, That's what I'm saying.

830
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 4: I'm doing it for ak.

831
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 5: So so you're just a bad person, Yeah, just a

832
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 5: piece of shit.

833
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just like want to be a part of it.

834
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 4: I'm losing money on this tour.

835
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,720
Speaker 3: I'm losing my first class flight him their twelve thousand

836
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 3: dollars Quantis alone.

837
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 2: To fly what's that one?

838
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 3: Emirates Quantis are Emirates O the gold one. Yeah, he's

839
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 3: in the gold little pile.

840
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, mister Bees was low key predictive programming

841
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: us to fuck with Dubai because he took that flight.

842
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 3: There, Casey Nice, that too?

843
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 2: Is Casey Nice? That fucking with that too?

844
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 3: That's like Casey Nice Had's biggest video of all time

845
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 3: I think because him reviewing like the ten million fucking

846
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 3: there is dollar room. Oh well, guys, so you know

847
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 3: how I've been like doing my little DJ thing. Yeah, okay, Well,

848
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 3: we went to the Ropping concert, which I will get

849
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 3: into in a second. It was so much fucking fun.

850
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 3: But as we were walking by the front to go

851
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 3: into the Acne Studios line, someone walks by and says, hey,

852
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 3: look it's the DJs. Y'all were great. So I'm like

853
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 3: known as a fucking DJ now, Oh my gosh, yeah

854
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 3: it was. It was incredible, and then it was incredible.

855
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 3: And then I saw him at the Robin after party

856
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 3: at Honey's and he was couldn't take his eyes off

857
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 3: of us.

858
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 2: Do you think he wants a hit?

859
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 3: I mean maybe maybe would you would you let him

860
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 3: hit if he got you a good if you got

861
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 3: me a good set, yeah, you would let him hit. Yeah,

862
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 3: but I mean he was literally asking if, like for

863
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 3: my name so we could go DJ like he was like,

864
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 3: who were the DJs? They were great? And then we

865
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 3: saw him in person at the Robin concert.

866
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what they're gonna say about me when I

867
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: started DJing. I'm DJing my first thing tonight, so it's like,

868
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: no big deal, it's huge.

869
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 3: I'm off the DJ bed with MC pillow at Club Blanket.

870
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 2: I can't believe Michael Jackson held his baby blanket out.

871
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 3: Babbio Jackson, y'all, we really need to talk about Jackson.

872
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 3: You are not jack No, I have been.

873
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 2: Like Fabio Jackson is Michael Jackson.

874
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 3: Oh I am like I think he's reincarnated, but no,

875
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 3: I'm so in deep into the Fabio Jackson Laura. And

876
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 3: then on top of that, I am now in deep

877
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 3: in the Rico MJ lore. Rico MJ is oh Rico

878
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 3: MJ is the one that slid across the dance floor.

879
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 2: Like he's mad about the movie too.

880
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 3: No, that's his like go to move, Like look, he

881
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:39,760
Speaker 3: just does it all the time. So like the greatest

882
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 3: greatest video of all time. Hey, what's up? This is

883
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 3: Rico Michael Jackson tribute artist.

884
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: So I've been seeing a lot of.

885
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 3: People online trying to perfect perfect my reco MJ slide,

886
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 3: but like no, so like that's his fucking thing?

887
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 2: Why does he What does he mean? People are trying

888
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 2: going to perfect his slide.

889
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 3: It's like not even his. It's like Michael Jackson slove money.

890
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: It's not even Michael Jackson's.

891
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: The act of throwing your human body across the floor

892
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: like that.

893
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 3: It's kind of like I saw, like, oh, what was it?

894
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 3: It was like Discord Daughter or like Scare actor Slider Son,

895
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm taking the Discord Daughter, but

896
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:28,760
Speaker 3: like Scare actor Slider son, like, you know that archetype

897
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,280
Speaker 3: of person.

898
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: Dude, I would fucking hate to have a son who

899
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: was a scare actor.

900
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 2: I would hate that. I'm sorry, as fucked you were.

901
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 3: You were a bad person in a past life. You

902
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 3: committed crimes, hainous acts. I'm saying, if you have a

903
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 3: scare actor.

904
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, my son is a scared Well, if I have

905
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 1: a son, I think it'll be a.

906
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 3: P Also on the same tip, on the same tip,

907
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, I would be proud of my son no

908
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 3: matter what. One time, my dad looked at me in

909
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 3: the face and was like, I'm true, you know that,

910
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 3: Like I'll love you no matter what, no matter who

911
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 3: you want to be. It was so movie coded, and

912
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,439
Speaker 3: he was talking about me being gay.

913
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: Well, my mom, I was updating her on my romantic

914
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: life on the phone and then she goes.

915
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 2: I forgot what I was saying. I was saying something,

916
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 2: and then she was.

917
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, because you like girls, but you like boys too, right,

918
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: Like you like boys too, rite you still there's still

919
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: a part of you that like you would like a boy,

920
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 1: you would still like be with boy.

921
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 2: I was like yeah, and then she's like, oh, and.

922
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 3: It's like, but boys too.

923
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, boys right, boys, but boys too.

924
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: But honestly, trying to speak to my mom about anything

925
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: emotionally dense is so difficult, and it feels like if

926
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: somebody took acid and then got on duel lingo, Like

927
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: that is what's speaking to my mom in Spanish about

928
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: anything further than like anything about my personal life.

929
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 3: Because I al such just or blinked with one eye.

930
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:54,439
Speaker 3: It wasn't a wing.

931
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 2: I'm a lizard.

932
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 3: My mom can blink one eye at a time, like

933
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 3: she can do that like weird shit. Yeah, but like

934
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 3: it looks like not like squinting. Damn I forgot Oh

935
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 3: wait insert the video insert it.

936
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 6: None Nope, none one as there is none and I suck.

937
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 3: Damn I forgot.

938
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 2: Two. Why isn't there surgery to make you sing better?

939
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Like they have surgery for everything.

940
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: You can get taller, you can get shorter, you can

941
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: get bigger boobs, smaller boobs, big butt, no, but more

942
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: thigh less thigh, But like, is there nothing they can

943
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: do to make you sing good?

944
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,959
Speaker 3: Because I mean, I have like vocal nodes surgery, but.

945
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: Isn't that for like when you just get nodes on

946
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: your throat but I'm saying they probably can, like fuck

947
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: with your vocal cords or some ship.

948
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 2: The notes she got taken out?

949
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 3: I want her notes give? Did she have surgery?

950
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure all of like the like top girls,

951
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: every top girl gets a node.

952
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 2: You're not a diva without a note or two?

953
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 3: Does Sabrina Carpenter haven't note?

954
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 1: I'm hoping she doesn't, and maybe she could be one

955
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: of the revolutionary women.

956
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 3: It's bad at singing. That's why I'm so bad at singing,

957
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 3: because I have nodes.

958
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get those rud and then you're gonna

959
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: sound like a beautiful, fucking well oiled w You know

960
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 1: what's weird?

961
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 4: Drew?

962
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: When we get in bed, sometimes he'll roll around and

963
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: I have to oil him up with WD forty because

964
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: he squeaks. His joints squeak because he's full of what's

965
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: that stuff?

966
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 3: Come?

967
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's full of come. So the oil like really, like.

968
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 4: Is that true, Drew? Are you full of com Yes?

969
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 2: It's kind of like paint thinner the oil the W

970
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 2: D forty, Well.

971
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 3: I am like, what is it called? No fat vibes?

972
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 4: Yeah? No fat vibes?

973
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, have no fat, no fat no nut November.

974
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: That's all the things talking about, like a real recession indicators.

975
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 2: Nobody is doing no nut nov going from.

976
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 3: That we have going from October to no not November

977
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 3: is like really crazy for mon is locked. It's like

978
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 3: chastity belt shit, is.

979
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 2: That actually a thing?

980
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been looking at chastity belts, and per usual,

981
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: women's chastity belts are better than men's chastity belts, just

982
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: like with every kind of fashion, women's is always going

983
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: to be better.

984
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 2: Well, the men's.

985
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: Chastity belts penis like the penis part, Like.

986
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 2: That's fucking disgusting.

987
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 1: Like, you know, the whole point of a chassis belt

988
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: is it's supposed to be like underwear.

989
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 2: No, like it's just supposed to be like normal underwear.

990
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 2: Wise you're fucking dingling there, Like that's disgusting.

991
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 3: Wait, Have I told y'all that there's this tick that

992
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 3: if it bites you, it gives you like a meat allergy. No, yeah,

993
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 3: you get allergic. You get allergic to red meat.

994
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 2: Has has anybody died from that?

995
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 3: Well, someone just died from it.

996
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 1: The amount of times I've been tagged in the meat eating.

997
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 2: Tick that killed somebody because of fucking.

998
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: DG mentioning it all every fucking episode, every time you

999
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: say big things are coming, big things.

1000
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 3: Are earthquake, earthquake weather. It's an earthquake weather, big earthquake coming.

1001
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: You say that, You literally say that at any weather,

1002
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: like any time of the year.

1003
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 2: Drew can walk outside and be like, this's earthquake weather.

1004
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 2: That's earthquake weather. Is there.

1005
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: Actually, we've talked about this before. There's no such thing

1006
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: as earthquake weather.

1007
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 3: No, no, what.

1008
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 2: Did you know?

1009
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: There's no such thing as tornado weather either. They make tornadoes.

1010
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: You know, the government is making.

1011
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 3: The tornadoes, right, conspiracy.

1012
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,760
Speaker 1: The government's making the tornadoes. They're doing the cloud seating.

1013
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: Well that's real, I know. But you keep saying there's

1014
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: a website to track it. But I haven't looked, and

1015
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: I don't believe you.

1016
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 4: You know, they have Grinder.

1017
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 3: Let's Grinder.

1018
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 4: It's a social media app.

1019
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 2: What's the other one? Sniffies.

1020
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,919
Speaker 3: You saying the word Sniffies to me is horrifying.

1021
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 4: Someone dress?

1022
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of my friends dressed up as Sniffyes for Halloween.

1023
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Yeah, well I got banned.

1024
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 3: Should I do some ziops?

1025
00:47:59,200 --> 00:47:59,439
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1026
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 3: Eyes, I haven't done siof in so long on.

1027
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 2: The curse has been lifted. We're we're in better place.

1028
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 3: We have sig up cornerback, Gay Thought or Sun Daughter.

1029
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 3: If you unplug the Wi Fi box for one second,

1030
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 3: the whole house start acting like they're gonna die. You'll

1031
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 3: see people coming out of rooms you've never seen before.

1032
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 2: That's to get you and Josh out of your rooms.

1033
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: You and Josh, You and Josh get the most use

1034
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: out of your bedrooms out of any adults I've ever met.

1035
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my sacred safe space. And what about it?

1036
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 2: Well, there's a sacred safe fly playing in your hair

1037
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 2: right now. There's literally a fly.

1038
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 3: Kai's breath smell like he hasn't said a word in

1039
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 3: three days. Whenever I have buffalo wings, I wipe my

1040
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 3: hands on Enya's cat and he starts screaming.

1041
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Azuel.

1042
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: I've been painting a lot and a zool keeps coming

1043
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: up to me to like get pets for me. And

1044
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: the other day I smeared a bunch of uh orange

1045
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: like stuff on his head, but you couldn't really tell

1046
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: because he has the orange spots on his head, so's

1047
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: no one can tell that I'm poisoning my cat with

1048
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: oil paint.

1049
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 3: When your boyfriend is having a bad day, ask if

1050
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 3: he's mad at you. Follow for more relationship advice.

1051
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I actually don't know if I'm meant,

1052
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,479
Speaker 1: I don't. I already know I'm not in a place

1053
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: to be in a relationship with the idea of anybody,

1054
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: let alone a man texting my phone about a bad

1055
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: day he had actually makes me want to fucking hit somebody, Like,

1056
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's like kind of the worst part

1057
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: about having a partner is having to act like one

1058
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: you give a fuck about dreams, like you have.

1059
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 3: To Oh my god, I can't believe that happens someone

1060
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 3: to act. I never shut the fuck up about my godda.

1061
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 3: I'm dreams. My dreams means so much to me. But

1062
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 3: like all I dream about now is like me biting

1063
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 3: so hard in my sleep that my teeth turned the powder.

1064
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: Well, I had a dream all my teeth fell up,

1065
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: but I just kept pushing, like I literally I was

1066
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: like talking to y'all at a restaurant or something, and

1067
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,720
Speaker 1: then my teeth fell out, and I just started spitting

1068
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: my teeth in my hand and literally throwing on my

1069
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: god like that, and all of y'all were like, oh

1070
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: my god, your teeth are falling out, and I was like,

1071
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: it's hot.

1072
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

1073
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 3: I was going to say something I hate when someone

1074
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 3: cars stink. What the fuck you driving with your ass open?

1075
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you doing driving with your ass open?

1076
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Fuck? Wait, I'm not kidding.

1077
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: I was on such Oh wait, yeah, the worst part

1078
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,879
Speaker 1: about dating somebody is having to listen to their dream

1079
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: one and then two having to act like you care

1080
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: about like their work day that makes sense, Like it

1081
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 1: just gets to a point or maybe the you know,

1082
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: that's just proof I shouldn't be I.

1083
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 2: Just couldn't give. Yeah, I'm not ready, I'm not there.

1084
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: I just like I'm not in a place where I

1085
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: really have any more space to give a single funk

1086
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:16,280
Speaker 1: about anybody else. Like my roster in terms of emotional

1087
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: bandwidth is at like top to even if I met

1088
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: the baddest boy or girl, I'm girl.

1089
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 3: No, no, no, don't say that, not at dinner over coffee.

1090
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 2: Are you seriously coming out to me while we're having coffee?

1091
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 3: And how is a girl gonna date a girl.

1092
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 2: That doesn't even make sense? How does that work?

1093
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm down for either, but maybe not right

1094
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: now because I'm not kidding either one unless you better

1095
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 1: have the best days ever.

1096
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to hear about a bad day.

1097
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 2: I just don't want to hear any more negative.

1098
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 4: See.

1099
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 3: No, my I'm like the opposite. I'm like, I would

1100
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 3: much rather hear about a bad day. Really, yeah, I

1101
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 3: just what my partner like suffering?

1102
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that their only point of positivity is you.

1103
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like, well, like that's the whole thing.

1104
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 3: Is like they come to me with their problems and

1105
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 3: then I make them laugh and they get addicted to me.

1106
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 3: It's like nicotine. I also put just make them laugh.

1107
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 3: Well no, I also put nicotine patches on them when

1108
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 3: they sleep next to me.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, I actually I got banned from Sniffy's because

1110
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 1: I kept meeting up with people and slipping in an

1111
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: AirPod in their ass. No, and I shouldn't have done that,

1112
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: and it did get me banns. But I think I

1113
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 1: can like do something about.

1114
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 3: You ever made up a fake story and a

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Speaker 1: Yah