Speaker 1: Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices.
Speaker 2: I'm Erica and I'm Nila, and I'm gonna be honest, y'all.
Speaker 1: I don't really feel like talking. That is not the
Speaker 1: way you start a podcast. I know this is all
Speaker 1: we got us. Talking is all we got, you know what.
Speaker 2: Zoom fuck zoom, fuck COVID, fuck education, fuck school, Fuck
Speaker 2: it America.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get out of social media. I mean honestly, like,
Speaker 1: I'm over.
Speaker 3: Fuck the one percent of wealth, who's fucking everybody else?
Speaker 1: Fuck Louisville, Kentucky. Fuck Trump, fuck Mitt Romney, fuck.
Speaker 3: All the cops that are chilling while they killed Breonna Taylor.
Speaker 1: And fuck me. That'd be nice. That'd be nice. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's what I need. I need to get fucked.
Speaker 2: Fuck me, please, Somebody fuck me, preferably somebody big and
Speaker 2: girthy and black.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm feeling feeling the same way.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 2: Earlier this week, I decided midweek, for absolutely no reason,
Speaker 2: that I was going to give myself a hairstyle that
Speaker 2: I never gave myself before, because I don't really have
Speaker 2: any hair skills except like the two hairstyles I know
Speaker 2: and New York is.
Speaker 1: Like, why are you doing this? What the fuck are
Speaker 1: you doing? Well?
Speaker 2: She was already so stressed, and I was like, why
Speaker 2: are you adding more shit to your plate?
Speaker 3: Because you know what, I feel less stressed when I
Speaker 3: feel good.
Speaker 1: I even got my lashes done.
Speaker 3: Ask me where I'm going nowhere, But I feel better
Speaker 3: at least when I wake up in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm like, huh, you look cute to bed. The world
Speaker 1: going to shit? Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: So if you're all feeling similar to us, maybe add
Speaker 3: more stress to do a hairstyle than you never did before.
Speaker 1: But once it looks cute, you'll feel better. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: Well, my stepdad told me today that I looked skidnier,
Speaker 2: so I did feel better about that. I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: that's great, and then I looked online and then I
Speaker 2: got sad again. Oh here comes my kid. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm working.
Speaker 1: Baby, I'm recording. What is look like I'm doing?
Speaker 2: Uh, get down from there, go ask Flora to check
Speaker 2: what your next schedule is.
Speaker 1: Your next thing? Oh my gosh, there's no breaks. There
Speaker 1: are with us all the time.
Speaker 2: There's no breaks. And you know, I do have help
Speaker 2: here floor who helps me? But she doesn't know how
Speaker 2: to use a computer. She doesn't know how to type anything,
Speaker 2: she doesn't know how to click links, she doesn't like
Speaker 2: she knows how. She knows how to read the schedule,
Speaker 2: but look at her, Look at her looking at it.
Speaker 2: She looks confuse as fuck. It's as confused as I am,
Speaker 2: So like, really, I don't really have help as far
Speaker 2: as the zooming goes.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm literally gonna.
Speaker 3: Have It's not for's fault because I follow at all
Speaker 3: I went. I went to my baby daddy's to show
Speaker 3: him how to do the stuff because I know everybody's
Speaker 3: doing the schoology or schoolology, whatever the fuck it's called, and.
Speaker 1: It's so confusing. It's confusing, it's hard.
Speaker 3: I had like a one on one with the teacher
Speaker 3: to show me how, and I'm still confused, intense, and
Speaker 3: Luna looked at me and was like, Mom, take a
Speaker 3: deep breath. And I was like, I was like, this
Speaker 3: is bad when she has to tell me to take
Speaker 3: a deep breath. But I was like getting super fucking irritated.
Speaker 3: And in fact, if school doesn't go back the next
Speaker 3: four months, I'm gonna she's rushed.
Speaker 1: She gonna be kindergarten to drop out. You think I'm joking.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like, so Ari was in school last
Speaker 2: week for half days, and I was super grateful for
Speaker 2: that because I saw everyone on zoom, I saw everyone
Speaker 2: on social media literally falling to pieces, and I was like,
Speaker 2: at least I get these three hours. And then I
Speaker 2: got an email like ten pm at night from the
Speaker 2: head of her school like canceled, and I was like,
Speaker 2: literally gonna cry. And so, you know, now we're here,
Speaker 2: and I know I sound spoiled because there's there's parents
Speaker 2: out there, and you know what, kudos to you.
Speaker 1: You have three, four or five kids. I don't fucking assoom.
Speaker 2: Two of those kids are gonna fail. They're dropping out.
Speaker 2: I'm dropping the mouth. And so I same with me.
Speaker 2: I had her you were here when her dad came
Speaker 2: over here, and I was trying to explain shit to him.
Speaker 2: He was half listening. I was getting irritated. He was
Speaker 2: trying to leave in the middle of me explaining shit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, niggat.
Speaker 3: I was trying to show her dad she has she
Speaker 3: has to like do an evaluation.
Speaker 1: Like, first of all, whoever invented schoology? You're dumb? What
Speaker 1: is it called schoology. It's school age. What is schoology?
Speaker 1: That is what it called an laos. That's what you're
Speaker 1: using too, bitch. I'm using seesaw. Okay, well seesaw is
Speaker 1: through schoology. Oh see yeah, we're using seesaw, Seesaw through
Speaker 1: school age whatever the fuck?
Speaker 2: Just fucking apps, PBS Kids, YouTube, Kids, fucking ABC Mouse,
Speaker 2: schoolagee Seesaw, some other shit with the Sea Clever. I'm like,
Speaker 2: how many fucking apps can one child access?
Speaker 1: So we need one fucking app. Sorry, I just got
Speaker 1: it got intense.
Speaker 3: But then they're asking the children to upload their own homework.
Speaker 3: I'm like, so, so I was showing her dad right,
Speaker 3: and he's like going through what I uploaded, He's like,
Speaker 3: why are you in all the pictures looking mad as hell?
Speaker 2: It was like me like, I was like, because it's
Speaker 2: too hard. She can't hold it up and push the button.
Speaker 3: Then she's like doing evaluations and she has to Like,
Speaker 3: first of all, I realized, wow, we need to do work.
Speaker 3: She's like doesn't know like twelve of the letters from
Speaker 3: the alphabet r KT.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck? I thought you knew these letters?
Speaker 1: And he's like whispering to her. I'm like, shut up,
Speaker 1: shut up, you can't tell her.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, I have to start the recording
Speaker 2: over because I'm him on the social media in the
Speaker 2: back me cursing him out, him trying to cheat for her,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this can't happen.
Speaker 1: Miss Oh God.
Speaker 3: You know what I used to think before this all happened,
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't believe I have to wake
Speaker 3: up and take kids to school and pick them up.
Speaker 3: Like I when she started going to regular school and
Speaker 3: I had to like get her there on time. I
Speaker 3: was so annoyed that I had to like wake up,
Speaker 3: get her dress, and drop her somewhere before a bell
Speaker 3: because as a child that.
Speaker 1: Gave me excity. I was always late. So now I
Speaker 1: have to do I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that I'm a mom already, Like I
Speaker 3: waited it my whole life, trying to get out of school,
Speaker 3: and now you're back in school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, wait, why did I sign up for this?
Speaker 1: I don't even like school. I don't even like kids.
Speaker 3: But now now she's in the house all the time
Speaker 3: and it is much easier to get her on the
Speaker 3: zoom on time than it is to get her to
Speaker 3: the school.
Speaker 2: Well, I have to yeah, I have to say today
Speaker 2: is my first actually official day of me doing the
Speaker 2: zoom because I was working at six am yesterday and
Speaker 2: so her dad had to do zoom yesterday and I
Speaker 2: was I was literally on his ass and he had it.
Speaker 2: I was surprised, like because you saw him here, he
Speaker 2: was barely fucking listening. I was like, this nigga is
Speaker 2: not going to get it right. And like he had
Speaker 2: a whole spread he had the like he had a
Speaker 2: you know, he has a bigger house than me.
Speaker 1: He had a whole table spread out with all of
Speaker 1: her supplies out. He took a picture.
Speaker 2: The one thing I will say, her fucking hair looked insane.
Speaker 2: But everything was done, and in fact, her hair looks
Speaker 2: so crazy. I guess she got like star of the
Speaker 2: star of the student of the day. And so all
Speaker 2: the kids had to draw a picture of her. These
Speaker 2: pictures that they drew of her, she looked her hair
Speaker 2: and all the pictures that they drew, these kids drew,
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, this is accurate.
Speaker 1: My it looks like just a big flopsided bush.
Speaker 2: But so today's the first day and I'm just like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I mean doing this. I planned a
Speaker 2: trip at the end of October to get out of
Speaker 2: here for a second, and I don't even know if
Speaker 2: it's possible. Now I'm like, how who's gonna be administering
Speaker 2: all these links? Floor can't fucking do it. I told
Speaker 2: her today, I was like, I'm gonna like do a
Speaker 2: record a video of me doing this so you know
Speaker 2: how to do it. And then I just realized, like
Speaker 2: they keep adding new shit.
Speaker 1: I want to voluntar.
Speaker 3: I want to be your best friend in volunteer, but like,
Speaker 3: I honestly don't know about the capacity to zoom two
Speaker 3: kids at one time.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should do this like a business. We could
Speaker 1: fit like six kids here.
Speaker 3: I will have minister zooms for seventy five dollars a.
Speaker 1: Child like it. Really, I don't know, man.
Speaker 2: All I know is that, like I know, the COVID
Speaker 2: numbers are going down in LA and like they're opening
Speaker 2: other shit. Like literally, my friend was at a day
Speaker 2: party this weekend, like how.
Speaker 1: Kt oh it was a brunch.
Speaker 3: They were at their own tables, but I'm going on Saturday,
Speaker 3: but it was but still there were people there, like
Speaker 3: it was out it was outside bit.
Speaker 2: Honestly, and the schools can't be open, but we can
Speaker 2: out be out here and have popping bottles.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't care. I'm gonna be there on Saturday because.
Speaker 3: At least dancing will make the week go by better
Speaker 3: because at this point, I'm stressed as fuck and Zoom
Speaker 3: is I'm zoom better be paying for the drugs that
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to take and the weed that I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have to smoke.
Speaker 1: Because it's insane. I do feel like more.
Speaker 3: Involved in my child's life right now, though, because I
Speaker 3: didn't even know she couldn't identify twelve of the alphabet,
Speaker 3: so that feel better about them.
Speaker 1: At least I'm like in the know now, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I do like I posted something yesterdayor today or yesterday
Speaker 2: when we post this, but asking you know, moms to
Speaker 2: give tips on zoom because like I'm just starting. I'm
Speaker 2: hoping this doesn't last forever, but I need to get
Speaker 2: it together and like, actually there were some good Jessica
Speaker 2: gave us some good tips. Also shout out to Jessica Rose.
Speaker 2: Both Jessica's have their shit because bitches has her shit
Speaker 2: all the way buttoned up. Okay, I saw her Instagram post.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm a failure. I'm about to go
Speaker 2: over there and get lessons. She's about she's about to
Speaker 2: teach me how to homeschool because she's got I was like,
Speaker 2: how are you building a social media empire and have
Speaker 2: time to be a homeschool teacher.
Speaker 1: She's not even zooming.
Speaker 2: She's a home whole ass homeschool teacher.
Speaker 1: She's a queen.
Speaker 2: She pulled her kids out of kindergarten, her kid and
Speaker 2: is doing the teaching. I said, wow, okay, that is
Speaker 2: very I'm.
Speaker 1: About to say. I told her about to drop one off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you teach? I'll pay you won't be the teaching right?
Speaker 1: How much do you need a week?
Speaker 2: But Jessica was saying that that I should set a
Speaker 2: timer with a like you know, Alexa, you don't have
Speaker 2: the Alexa.
Speaker 3: When it starts, when breaks are, when it's ten minutes
Speaker 3: to go back?
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: I just did that right now, and it was helpful
Speaker 2: because I don't I did I lose track of time?
Speaker 1: Did she say it? Yeah? Alexa was like, it's twelve
Speaker 1: forty time to get on the computer. Okay, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need to get Alexa. Yeah, we did talk to
Speaker 1: siory Oh.
Speaker 3: I don't know she's a bitch, she has a bitch,
Speaker 3: you know. I honestly, I just honestly feel like the
Speaker 3: world is ending. And last night I watched fucking Social
Speaker 3: Dilemma on Netflix, which gave me even more anxiety than
Speaker 3: I already have. You know, I don't believe in shit,
Speaker 3: and I also think the world is ending, and it
Speaker 3: confirmed all of my fears. And basically, basically, social media
Speaker 3: is like crack cocaine, and the rate, like the rates
Speaker 3: of preteen the suicide rates and preteens has increased one
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty percent since twenty ten, which was when
Speaker 3: social media was began on cellular phones. So basically, if
Speaker 3: just like we're addicted to the phone, our kids are
Speaker 3: going to be and then probably have pre anxiety because
Speaker 3: of it. Also, my eyes are going bad because I'm
Speaker 3: looking at my fucking phone all the time, and I'm
Speaker 3: stressed out. And it's it's controlling our emotions and it's
Speaker 3: basically telling us, dictating how we feel.
Speaker 1: What we choose.
Speaker 3: And AI knows it's better than we know ourselves, and
Speaker 3: we're the product we're being sold.
Speaker 1: We're like, we are the product we're being sold. What
Speaker 1: we like.
Speaker 2: Everything we're like is basically consumer based, and people like,
Speaker 2: it's a billion dollar industry and they don't.
Speaker 3: Care that the kids are fucking trying to kill themselves.
Speaker 3: That's three times the rate is ten years ago. They're
Speaker 3: going to continue to do it because it's a billion
Speaker 3: dollar industry. So in like, unless we throw all of
Speaker 3: our fucking phones in the trash can and go live
Speaker 3: together in the woods, we're all fucked. And they even
Speaker 3: control politics, they control conspiracy theories. It can everything you
Speaker 3: believe and you fucking intakes in your psychological psyche is
Speaker 3: being fucking manipulated. So get off your phones, not don't
Speaker 3: step the podcast though, rate and reviews before you get off.
Speaker 3: So I ordered five books this week.
Speaker 1: I saw that you have a new book what I like?
Speaker 1: Where is it called my Okay?
Speaker 2: So this new book I got was recommended to me
Speaker 2: from a friend, and it's called post Traumatic slave Syndrome
Speaker 2: by doctor Joy degree.
Speaker 1: Did I say a degree? Yeah? Degree? Degree? D E G?
Speaker 1: Are you why? Degree?
Speaker 3: But my friend recommended to me and it's like, basically,
Speaker 3: how a lot of African Americans have we do certain
Speaker 3: things without realizing it's related to our post traumatic slave syndrome.
Speaker 1: And that it's like embedded in us. And so I
Speaker 1: just started pretty good.
Speaker 3: But I just decided, because I'm obviously going I'm going
Speaker 3: through some trying to transformation and I'm trying not to
Speaker 3: fight it, that I need to get the fuck off
Speaker 3: social media. I need to read more, I spend more
Speaker 3: time with my kid because she doesn't know the alphabet,
Speaker 3: and I just need to like ground myself. And I'm
Speaker 3: the type of cancer that I literally just don't tell
Speaker 3: me any bad news, don't send me any links. I'm
Speaker 3: not going to watch any more documentaries because I just
Speaker 3: get too I get too anxious, I get sad.
Speaker 1: I think I have to go live in the woods
Speaker 1: or else. I'm not going to make it.
Speaker 3: I've literally I've tried to convince Erica this month that
Speaker 3: we should go to a different country and stay till
Speaker 3: the new year.
Speaker 1: I'm convinced.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm you didn't have to do much convincing,
Speaker 2: and you know, I'm a bitch that like you got
Speaker 2: to convinced a little bit.
Speaker 1: And I was like, right on it. I was like,
Speaker 1: do you don't even have to go back to school anymore.
Speaker 1: So I was like, we can just do zoom in
Speaker 1: Costa Rica. Yet we can't. Let's just go to New
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I was showing Sebastian. I was like, look at this
Speaker 1: ship that.
Speaker 2: I was like, me and me there were up till
Speaker 2: like two in the morning, exchanging links to different airbnbs,
Speaker 2: and the rent is cheaper than my right here, and
Speaker 2: I will just pack all my up put it in storage.
Speaker 2: Podcast the ship out of myself, out by the waters,
Speaker 2: and we pe and the ocean yep and.
Speaker 3: Maybe learns a different language. I don't know, but we
Speaker 3: need to get out of here. Things things don't look
Speaker 3: like they're going well, and nobody cares except me, So
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's.
Speaker 2: Voting season and we're supposed to tell you guys to vote,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Even know if that count. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: it matters.
Speaker 2: Okay, don't listen to the world is evil.
Speaker 1: The world is evil?
Speaker 2: Run means Mila, how to like semi argument. I literally
Speaker 2: was like, don't talk to me, bitch. I was telling her.
Speaker 2: I was like, we need to start talking about voting,
Speaker 2: and she's like why I was like, I don't say why.
Speaker 1: I just it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I said, you said why, I said why, you said why?
Speaker 1: Just?
Speaker 3: I just think everybody's evil, Like, doesn't matter where we vote.
Speaker 3: Biden's evil, Trump is evil, everybody's the fuck evil. You're
Speaker 3: fucking gonna get slack for this too. I think Kamala's
Speaker 3: ass is evil.
Speaker 1: Shit is fucked up.
Speaker 3: I think nobody cares like I think there's people are
Speaker 3: in moral and unethical and they just don't care about
Speaker 3: human beings, like the most common sense shit. And so
Speaker 3: does voting really matter?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Does democracy really exist? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like, what's it? Electoral vote? I don't
Speaker 1: fucking know. I don't know. I do think voting matters.
Speaker 2: I do believe that most politicians are evil or have
Speaker 2: some sort of have done some shady shit to get
Speaker 2: where they are, absolutely every single one of them, including Kamala,
Speaker 2: and that's on record.
Speaker 1: And including everyone.
Speaker 2: I mean, but before this, think about it, Joe Biden
Speaker 2: was like the golden child. But then he's now he's
Speaker 2: running for president, so of course he's evil now, you know,
Speaker 2: And of course he's done some shit that to get
Speaker 2: to rise the ranks. That's evil. I'm gonna vote for
Speaker 2: the lesser of both evils.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not.
Speaker 2: And I can't spare to fucking look at Donald Trump's
Speaker 2: face for another four years. I would like to look
Speaker 2: get Joe Biden's aging, balding ass face, Okay, way more
Speaker 2: than his ass, okay.
Speaker 1: And I just I just.
Speaker 2: Feel like I obviously know, like I would imagine that
Speaker 2: all no one's born evil, right, like maybe maybe whatever.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's a good question. Is evilness just a
Speaker 1: human trait? I believe.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not evil. I'm not I could be like careless,
Speaker 3: I'm not evil.
Speaker 2: I think that even politicians. When when when when you're
Speaker 2: a young, right, you know, student that wants to get
Speaker 2: into politics, you have all these all the intentions in
Speaker 2: the world of changing the world and changing the way
Speaker 2: government works and all these things. Then you actually get
Speaker 2: in there and you're like, oh, fuck, this shit is
Speaker 2: fucked up and that and like you've learned all these
Speaker 2: secret things that the rest of society doesn't know, and
Speaker 2: you have to make a choice. You either stay or
Speaker 2: do you keep going and sacrifice parts of yourself to
Speaker 2: try to keep to try to keep some sort of
Speaker 2: integrity and keep it going and keep it pushing forward.
Speaker 2: I don't think that Kamala hasn't done anything bad. Of
Speaker 2: course she has. But I also think about her as
Speaker 2: a brown woman. Some people say she's not black.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Whatever. I said, she's black in India.
Speaker 1: He's not black, she's whatever.
Speaker 2: As a woman of color, I can imagine making a
Speaker 2: woman of color and being in a position trying to
Speaker 2: advance your career, the type of sacrifices and the ship
Speaker 2: you've had to let slide, and the choices that you've
Speaker 2: had to make in order to get into the rooms
Speaker 2: that you need to get into to make change. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying that she's I don't know her like. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying that she's a great person overall, but I
Speaker 2: I don't know. I get the sense that she has
Speaker 2: better intentions than Pence.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's another thing.
Speaker 2: Pence looks. He looks like a like a little man baby.
Speaker 2: He does look he has like a little boy like haircut.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like little he just looks
Speaker 1: a little worm. He looks. I don't like it. I
Speaker 1: just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I'm voting. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I hope you vote. I know you don't feel like
Speaker 2: you should care. One thing that is what makes it okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: back to the Social Dilemma. And then then what you did,
Speaker 2: Pat You tagged me in this post and you're like,
Speaker 2: I posted it. Yeah. If Trump wins, don't, I don't
Speaker 2: want to hear about didn't vote. You're out here seeing
Speaker 2: a negro spiritual if you don't vote the next year,
Speaker 2: if Trump wins, I don't want to hear shiit except
Speaker 2: negro spirituals when you're back in the right.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So another thing that I learned from the social media,
Speaker 2: I mean, the Social.
Speaker 1: Dilemma documentary is that.
Speaker 3: Fake news travels like six times as fast and because
Speaker 3: everything is like robotic, Like for me, for instance, I'm
Speaker 3: always like looking at ship like no vaccinations, fuck the president,
Speaker 3: like conspiracy theory, ship, all that popping up. That's what
Speaker 3: he's up for me. But also, like you, it's hard
Speaker 3: to know what the truth is. And then the robots
Speaker 3: don't know what the truth so they just continue to
Speaker 3: program whatever.
Speaker 1: You know, But.
Speaker 2: Oh, Kamala is married to some white man who's a
Speaker 2: big pharma he's a lawyer for Big Pharma, which I
Speaker 2: fucking hate, which I also think if.
Speaker 3: You married him, you're evil. But the only thing that's
Speaker 3: keeping me from not not voting is I don't want
Speaker 3: the Republicans to take away abortion. That's important, And like
Speaker 3: I just it's just too much. Honestly, I'm a cancer.
Speaker 3: It's too much. All this evil in the world is
Speaker 3: too much. And I don't know what the fuck I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do. Erica, if you don't fucking get on this
Speaker 3: train to get out of the country soon, this is over.
Speaker 1: This whole shit is done.
Speaker 2: I'm on the I'm on board I But I also just.
Speaker 1: So is a coaster record in Nicaragua.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not Nicaragua because I have post traa syndrome.
Speaker 3: But at least we know you can run, you know
Speaker 3: how to flee of country. Good you did it before.
Speaker 3: You know, you might know the backwoods there.
Speaker 2: I don't know if y'all listened to our episode last
Speaker 2: year where I took my first and last.
Speaker 1: Was that last year? I was like two years ago,
Speaker 1: wasn't it like two was two years ago? It was
Speaker 1: like my first and last flut out situation.
Speaker 2: I got flewed out and then and then flew me
Speaker 2: to Nicaragua, did not tell me shit about how far
Speaker 2: he was from the airport. I land at like eight pm.
Speaker 2: He has some random Nicaragua dude come pick me up
Speaker 2: in his pickup truck and he's like, oh, it's a
Speaker 2: four hour drive from here, and I would hit fuck yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't remember him and picked me up and the
Speaker 2: niggas didn't even come with him. He just just and
Speaker 2: then there was a he didn't He failed to also
Speaker 2: let me know that there was like a revolt happening
Speaker 2: and they were like trying to overthrow the government. So
Speaker 2: I'm driving with this man that I don't know. He
Speaker 2: seemed like a really sweet guy. We were talking about
Speaker 2: his family, would show me pictures. But then we keep
Speaker 2: getting stopped by dudes and machetes and masks, and he's like,
Speaker 2: don't worry, we just got to pay them because they're
Speaker 2: just students that want to get paid, students with machetes, yes, bitch,
Speaker 2: machetes and guns.
Speaker 1: And I was texting Jamila and my other friend.
Speaker 2: I was like, you guys about it. I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna put my clothes.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna putting my like, what is it my find
Speaker 2: my Friend's app, because you might I might be abandoned
Speaker 2: the jungle and Nicaragua. We got stopped like ten times,
Speaker 2: and then at some point he was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna take the back streets and I was like,
Speaker 2: let let's do that. And then I realized, wait, I
Speaker 2: don't know this, nigga. I am now driving into the
Speaker 2: jungle on not like unpaved roads like I'm driving.
Speaker 1: It was just like trees.
Speaker 2: It wasn't gonna road. It was just ground and trees.
Speaker 2: And I was driving dodging trees for like two hours.
Speaker 2: I was like, he's gonna kill me and take my
Speaker 2: organs and sell them the album on the black market.
Speaker 2: And then I finally get to the place where my
Speaker 2: friend is at and I'm like, I'm cursing out. I'm like, nigga,
Speaker 2: the fuck you didn't even tell me that I had
Speaker 2: to do all this shit. Whatever, we get there, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: We wake up in the morning. It's gorgeous. I'm so happy.
Speaker 2: He's like, let's go down on the beach. We go
Speaker 2: down on the beach. We have one drink and then
Speaker 2: we get a call literally one drink the country killed
Speaker 2: an American. The country is going into shit, going to shit.
Speaker 2: We must evacuate. The resort is closing and making us leave.
Speaker 2: And I was like, the resort closed, yes, they kicked
Speaker 2: us out. We had nowhere to go, so then we
Speaker 2: have to They're like, the best thing to do is
Speaker 2: drive to Costa Rica. We drive to fucking Costa Rica.
Speaker 2: We passed through customs, no one's there. We just drive through.
Speaker 2: No one says shit. We get to another stop, like
Speaker 2: an hour into Costa Rica, They're like, where are your stamps?
Speaker 2: You have to go back. So we have to go
Speaker 2: all the way back an hour get the stamps. It
Speaker 2: was the worst, well the worst.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: It sounds like, you know, a guy at the pickup truck.
Speaker 3: We know not to go to a resort. We can
Speaker 3: just get to Airbnb. We can lay low, we can
Speaker 3: maybe buy some guns. Honestly, our odds sound better than
Speaker 3: this fucking piece of shit America. And if all's fails,
Speaker 3: we could do half in Nicaragua and half in Costa Rica. Honestly,
Speaker 3: I think this is this is the route for us.
Speaker 3: We need to podcast internationally because this is an illusion
Speaker 3: and Social Dilemma showed it all. You need to watch
Speaker 3: it on Netflix immediately.
Speaker 2: I started watching it last night and then I fell asleep.
Speaker 1: I mean, like you have to have the capacity.
Speaker 2: All I saw was like it was like literally I
Speaker 2: saw the first like five minutes and it was this
Speaker 2: guy who worked at Google and he was there to
Speaker 2: like help make them money basically, and one of the
Speaker 2: guys said that he realized that they really had a
Speaker 2: huge There was like a bunch of like white males
Speaker 2: ages twenty five to thirty five creating this new thing
Speaker 2: of like how people were going to set their calendars
Speaker 2: and like how they were going to start scheduling their life.
Speaker 1: In the world. And he wrote that he did this
Speaker 1: whole pop. Sorry about that.
Speaker 2: I'm already failing at zoom because I'm ten minutes late
Speaker 2: putting her on her Spanish classroom.
Speaker 3: Well, who the fuck a member week a week, B
Speaker 3: one thirty one, small groups, large groups, different classes.
Speaker 1: It's intense.
Speaker 3: Sorry you, I thought you said you need to schedule
Speaker 3: Siri too, or Alexa Alexa and Siri homegirls?
Speaker 1: Oh can you sink them? They're not They're not homegirls anyway.
Speaker 2: Basically, I'm cool in Nicaragua. I don't know if I
Speaker 2: can do Nicaragua, I'll do other places. I really like
Speaker 2: to be on an island with black people, ideally, Like.
Speaker 1: Well, I told you, listen, I've done my research.
Speaker 3: I told you most of the Caribbean islands we can go,
Speaker 3: but we'll have to quarantine. I thought it was two weeks,
Speaker 3: but if we pay one hundred dollars, it's one week.
Speaker 3: So that means we'll be in the in the house
Speaker 3: for one week.
Speaker 1: With the kids. That's fine, Okay, so let's do it.
Speaker 2: You know what, look, bitch, well, let's look into it
Speaker 2: for real. I'm a serious Okay, Well, I gotta I
Speaker 2: have to. Literally, I have a pack my whole home up.
Speaker 2: It's a little not as much. Is just like a
Speaker 2: blink of an eye. Let's go, Like, I gotta plan
Speaker 2: some shit. I have a baby daddy that like, you know.
Speaker 1: It's the only thing I was thinking, like, should we
Speaker 1: kidnap them?
Speaker 2: This is not good for the records, but like my
Speaker 2: baby ay is gonna be acting all stupid.
Speaker 1: But it's not up to you.
Speaker 3: I have to go and she has to come with me,
Speaker 3: and we'll holler at you after the election.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna go forever. I just we're
Speaker 1: gonna go.
Speaker 3: Until January, mid January, so we see how shit is
Speaker 3: happening over here. And guess what if we don't go
Speaker 3: and she hits the fan, You're gonna wish we went.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be like, we should listen to Jamila. We
Speaker 3: should be on an island right now. I'd much rather
Speaker 3: be flaeing Nicaragua than fucking picking cotton in America.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if I'm gonna be picking cotton
Speaker 1: that quick.
Speaker 2: But it's not funny. It's funny anyway. What are you drinking? Oh?
Speaker 2: Remember I was telling you about seed Lip. It's that
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember.
Speaker 2: I know, and you thought I was lame. And it's
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Speaker 2: from drinking.
Speaker 1: I've been working out.
Speaker 2: I want my fitness shit, and I feel like alcohol
Speaker 2: is the only thing holding me back from my Beyonce
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Speaker 2: because it doesn't have alcohol. There's no calories, there's no sugar,
Speaker 2: and I can still enjoy a drink at the end
Speaker 2: of the night and bitch, you thought it was a
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Speaker 1: It's pretty delicious. I tried some of her as it
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Speaker 2: So I was pretty surprised because I'm usually the friend
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Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm voting.
Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone else is vot voting by ballot,
Speaker 2: but I am because I'm supposedly supposed to be leaving
Speaker 2: town and i'll be gone during November third, and I didn't.
Speaker 2: I haven't gotten my ballot. I don't know if anyone
Speaker 2: else has. But I signed up for this, this website
Speaker 2: where you can actually check to find the status of
Speaker 2: where your mail in ballot is because you know they
Speaker 2: over here picking up fucking the us USPS post office
Speaker 2: drop off boxes all over the United States.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Trump had had a bunch picked up, so people
Speaker 1: can't drop their ballots. He's so damn crazy.
Speaker 2: So I'm just trying to make sure my shit gets
Speaker 2: in there before. But I haven't gotten it, or.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe I missed it. I don't know. So
Speaker 1: just make sure America's on that trickery. Okay, That's what
Speaker 1: I'll be.
Speaker 2: Just make sure you're actually check to make sure you're
Speaker 2: registered to vote. There's a thousand links to make sure.
Speaker 2: Just google it, just putting your information, make sure you're registered.
Speaker 2: And there's also a link to figure out if you're ballot.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm actually gonna leave the link in the
Speaker 2: details of this episode to see if you can, you know,
Speaker 2: track where your male mail.
Speaker 1: In ballot is.
Speaker 2: Because even if even if we do flee, you know,
Speaker 2: I care about the people that are gonna.
Speaker 1: Be I get it me too.
Speaker 3: So if no one understands that everything's fucked up, what're
Speaker 3: we gonna do? We can't, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm just the only other option. Well, my only option
Speaker 3: is just to dive within.
Speaker 1: Did you start that again? I think so.
Speaker 2: That's where I'm at. I just have to go inside. Myself,
Speaker 2: heal what's happening inside me. Start here, get focused and
Speaker 2: centered here first, it would be nice to do that
Speaker 2: in another island away from this fuckery.
Speaker 1: So I'm not as stressed out, but I've been. Just
Speaker 1: I started. I did a hypnotherapy session. Yeah, tell the
Speaker 1: people what that was like.
Speaker 3: I did a hypno therapy session. I found a black
Speaker 3: hypnotherapist and he the first like thirty minutes. He asked
Speaker 3: some questions pertaining to like whatever the issues that I
Speaker 3: wanted to bring up which were for me, or like
Speaker 3: maybe some childhood try some trauma bonds, like the relationship
Speaker 3: my parents had and how that correlates with my relationships,
Speaker 3: my romantic relationships, and basically like you get really relaxed.
Speaker 2: He has like this really like melodic voice, and he's
Speaker 2: like basically taps into your subconscious. And I wasn't fully unaware,
Speaker 2: but there were there were moments where I felt like
Speaker 2: I was like I was, I was.
Speaker 3: Like not falling asleep, but president to fall there was
Speaker 3: it is like a lengthy thing, you know, like like
Speaker 3: I'm aware and then under it's not like I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was interesting, but I have six more sessions. I'll
Speaker 3: share him with you, guys, are you.
Speaker 1: Gonna go like every week or how do you? How
Speaker 1: do you?
Speaker 2: I think the first sick, the first three or first
Speaker 2: four or every week.
Speaker 1: And then you can kind of like break them up.
Speaker 3: And then it's interesting because he records the session into two,
Speaker 3: the ones where we asked questions and the one where
Speaker 3: I'm being hypnotized. And so this week before my second session,
Speaker 3: I have to listen to that at least four times
Speaker 3: your previous session, my previous hypnotosis.
Speaker 2: Was there any like specific questions he's asking? Is he
Speaker 2: just asking about your life? Or like, what is he
Speaker 2: asking you during these.
Speaker 1: Things during while I'm hypnotizer before during while you're hypnotized?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 3: Oh what was interesting? He only asked really one question,
Speaker 3: but mostly telling me stuff. You're like what like you're worthy?
Speaker 3: You like I remember him at one point saying like,
Speaker 3: you're not your parents' choices. You just came through your parents.
Speaker 3: They're not your they're not your your responsibility. And then
Speaker 3: there's a point where he's like he he tells me
Speaker 3: like to raise one hand, bring it down and imagine
Speaker 3: a string being tied around my wrist as it raises,
Speaker 3: and then bring it back down. And at the end
Speaker 3: there is a point where he said, ask me to
Speaker 3: choose a color. And this is when I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: am I hypnotized because I chose a color that I
Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 1: For real.
Speaker 3: And then he was like, every time you see this color,
Speaker 3: you're gonna have these trick You're gonna think of these things.
Speaker 3: You're gonna you're gonna detach from something, detached from this.
Speaker 3: And and I since then, I've seen the color, and
Speaker 3: I can rea, I can I can hear that.
Speaker 1: So it's interesting. But you know, I'm into all types of.
Speaker 2: What is his What does he specifically focus on certain things?
Speaker 1: He has a certain type of He's a hypnotherapist, so
Speaker 1: he spoke, he's a black man. He was in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3: He focuses on it's all type of traumas, trauma bonding
Speaker 3: and basically things of the subconscious brain and whatever you
Speaker 3: think that you may be, you may be doing that
Speaker 3: you're not aware of.
Speaker 1: And like basically he.
Speaker 3: Was saying, like certain things of the subconscious make you
Speaker 3: feel alive, make make your body know that you're alive.
Speaker 3: And there's just certain things that we've programmed ourselves to
Speaker 3: thinking is normal when it's not. It's very deep and
Speaker 3: interesting him to come on the show eventually too.
Speaker 1: In addition to my what are you doing, I'm sniffing my.
Speaker 2: Armpits because because it's hot in here, but I smell
Speaker 2: great because I've been using a new deodorant. Also because
Speaker 2: that's a part of my my journey.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, are you using loan? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'd a bomb you guys, listen. We
Speaker 2: I have been like on I've talked about it before,
Speaker 2: and I've been on this like natural deodorant search because
Speaker 2: no breastcanser runs in my family, and like I just
Speaker 2: I just can't put those aluminum deodorants on my armpits anymore.
Speaker 2: I break out. I've literally gotten a staph infection. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it was from the deodorant or what.
Speaker 1: Lymph notes gonna like get swollen and effect.
Speaker 2: So I was using I've been I've been trying a
Speaker 2: few different ones, and one worked for a while and
Speaker 2: then literally I started smelling like onions, like not joking,
Speaker 2: like no joke, which smelled like I know, I made
Speaker 2: I made poetry bas smell my armpits. And he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you smell like onions and I was like what. And
Speaker 2: so I was telling Jamila. I told her about Lone
Speaker 2: deodorant and which one are you wearing.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing the mid one.
Speaker 2: It's so bomb smut hm and the mid one is
Speaker 2: obsessed with it. She's always like, Mommy, let me smell
Speaker 2: your arm pits.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is brust cancer also runs in my family.
Speaker 3: But I'm so vain, Like after I had a baby, Cheo,
Speaker 3: I feel like my like my body odor change and
Speaker 3: got stronger.
Speaker 1: And I was like I don't care, like fuck it.
Speaker 3: If I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna have to go
Speaker 3: out because I don't want to sink. So for a
Speaker 3: long time, I was like going against my feelings of
Speaker 3: my health just because I didn't want to stink, and
Speaker 3: I wasn't like accustomed to my natural scent.
Speaker 1: But Loan, it's all natural. It works well.
Speaker 3: It also is like the the whatever the ingredients are,
Speaker 3: they help like lighten and you're underneath your armpits wild
Speaker 3: also fighting the odor and it.
Speaker 1: Goes on so smoothly. You can only you only use
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 3: And I just feel like I'm in this new place
Speaker 3: in my life where I'm like going to therapy, I'm
Speaker 3: drinking water, I'm trying not to go crazy. And so
Speaker 3: like when we transition into places in our lives where
Speaker 3: we care about ourselves, it should manifest in all ways.
Speaker 3: And so I feel like, finally I found the yodorant
Speaker 3: that actually is healthy for me and may not kill
Speaker 3: me in the long run, which is wonderful, and it's
Speaker 3: family owned, it's all natural. They have some bomb ass
Speaker 3: like chapstick.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got the I think it's the vanilla.
Speaker 2: And then I gave Poetry Bay. He's obsessed with chai,
Speaker 2: so he has the Chai one and even he likes
Speaker 2: the shit because I gave him some, because you know,
Speaker 2: men be looky.
Speaker 1: I do think women.
Speaker 2: Sometimes smell worse than men. But I gave it to
Speaker 2: him and he was like, what is this shit? It's amazing,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I know. And there's no baking
Speaker 2: soda in it too.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Let me tell you how how intense
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: I got a lavender animate and initially I had given
Speaker 3: Adventure Bade the mint one, but then like he dumped me,
Speaker 3: so like to later I was at his house because
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: That's how dumping works. You still go to the people's house.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I'm gonna do right speaking
Speaker 1: what you need to wrap this up? I guess I
Speaker 1: gotta go care for my non man. I was like,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm taking this back.
Speaker 3: I like this, I like this flavor, and you dump me,
Speaker 3: so I'm not gonna be able to keep this here.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna need that back. Thanks.
Speaker 3: Never in my life have I made an ex give
Speaker 3: me back the deodorant.
Speaker 2: I I specifically the de he's used.
Speaker 1: Probably I'm gonna need that back.
Speaker 2: Yeah he did. I was like sharing. I thought I
Speaker 2: was being kind, but I'm like, yeah, no, this is
Speaker 2: my favorite one.
Speaker 1: So sorry. Here's the website if you want to order
Speaker 1: your own. Oh my god, no, but for really you guys.
Speaker 2: If you guys have been like I don't know if
Speaker 2: anyone else tries natural deodorance and.
Speaker 1: They don't do shit, We'll try a loan because it's
Speaker 1: the bomb.
Speaker 3: And since we called them and told them how obsessed
Speaker 3: we are with them, they've given us our own discount code.
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Speaker 1: But back to your hypnotherapy.
Speaker 2: Oh so my hypnotherapy went well, what so how did
Speaker 2: you find them?
Speaker 1: Did you find them through a friend?
Speaker 2: Okay, so here and has like I need to know,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, like I believe that you can
Speaker 2: be hypnotized.
Speaker 1: You really have to, like I mean everything but voting.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not a skett of everything. I just
Speaker 2: feel like I do believe you can be hypnotized. It's
Speaker 2: just you have to really be in a relaxed space,
Speaker 2: be in a relax space and be able to do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, I.
Speaker 3: Just you know, I think that we think that hypnotize,
Speaker 3: we think of hypnotized, and we think of like get
Speaker 3: out or like we think that you're totally not conscious,
Speaker 3: which I've heard of being hypnotized that way, like in
Speaker 3: Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't quite like that.
Speaker 3: And for me, I've done traditional therapy, probably not for
Speaker 3: like a long enough period that I should have, like
Speaker 3: not a year straight, but I for me, I was like,
Speaker 3: I need you to get straight to the nitty gritty. Okay,
Speaker 3: I can therapize the fuck out of myself. I know
Speaker 3: when I'm wrong, I know when I'm fucking out clearly,
Speaker 3: there's some shit deeper there that needs to be undone. Okay,
Speaker 3: going and undone the shit that I'm not acknowledging.
Speaker 1: So that's what.
Speaker 3: That That was my that was my reasoning. I found
Speaker 3: I have and the weirdest thing. And maybe because I'm
Speaker 3: a weirdo. For like the last ten years, I've been
Speaker 3: thinking about being hypnotized because I don't know, I've always
Speaker 3: felt like there's something like, well, maybe it was just
Speaker 3: me trying to find a way. I was honestly, I
Speaker 3: was trying to find a way to justify my wholeness
Speaker 3: and like.
Speaker 4: Maybe something's that's wrong with me, Maybe something happened to
Speaker 4: me that I'm unaware of. Like I was just like
Speaker 4: hoping that maybe I had some sump shit happened that
Speaker 4: I could blame all my years of hoing on. I
Speaker 4: don't know if that's true anymore, but I've been really
Speaker 4: curious about doing it, and I had a friend of
Speaker 4: a friend recommend this man, and I was just like,
Speaker 4: fuck it, now's the time I've ruined my last relationship
Speaker 4: of the love of my life and now it's.
Speaker 3: Time to go to therapy. So that was just really
Speaker 3: my reasoning behind it. There was no that was my motivation,
Speaker 3: just trying alternative types of therapy versus just to sit
Speaker 3: and talk on the couch type shit, because that was
Speaker 3: seeming like it was take him too long to get
Speaker 3: to the point.
Speaker 2: But other than that, you know, reading books, going to
Speaker 2: hypnotherapy and oh and adventure by agreed to pay for
Speaker 2: my therapy sessions. Okay, even though he won't take me back.
Speaker 2: So it's a little bit confusing, but well, he probably
Speaker 2: needs you to go to therapy so that he can
Speaker 2: decide if he wants to take you back.
Speaker 3: But he should probably, like I think that you should,
Speaker 3: like if you want to be on the gym, you.
Speaker 2: Can't make the rules of the breakup when you are
Speaker 2: the one that got broken up with. You're not allowed
Speaker 2: to do that. I'm just being real, like, it doesn't
Speaker 2: make no sense. Well, I feel like if I feel okay,
Speaker 2: for instance, and I'm not on any side, like if
Speaker 2: you fucked up, you can't tell.
Speaker 1: Him how to take you back.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is he's obviously open to it.
Speaker 2: He's obviously still around. You're obviously, you know, still hanging
Speaker 2: out and posting pictures that would join our close friends
Speaker 2: and you'll know all the crazy shit that we're doing
Speaker 2: over here.
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't know if you guys saw
Speaker 1: that we did. We like prank called a bunch of
Speaker 1: people a few nights ago.
Speaker 2: It was Jamila's idea, and it was the best idea ever.
Speaker 2: It was like, I haven't prank called people I don't
Speaker 2: know since high school. It was so and I've decided
Speaker 2: that I think it's like in my new weekend hobby.
Speaker 3: Well, there's nothing else to do.
Speaker 2: I highly highly suggest you prank called people. It is
Speaker 2: what is it cathartic when you need it's just funny.
Speaker 2: It's funny. It's just it's a silly way to just
Speaker 2: feel better.
Speaker 3: First of all, our accents, like our ghetto girl accent,
Speaker 3: our English accents like hello, yeah, because you know I
Speaker 3: such your dick yesterday, I called.
Speaker 2: Jamila's baby daddy and I was like, hello, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 1: I even called my own baby daddy. I called her.
Speaker 2: She called him and she was like, it's Crystal and
Speaker 2: he was like and he was like, oh, why are
Speaker 2: you call on this phone. I'm like this, nigga, let
Speaker 2: me call you on my other phone, Like.
Speaker 1: Who is he calling Crystal? It was great. That's actually
Speaker 1: the best idea I have had in a long time.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: We called the guy's next door, we called brunch boys,
Speaker 2: we called our boy Van Lathan.
Speaker 1: Everyone was getting called getting it. Oh.
Speaker 3: Also on Patreon coming up because Erica is a genius.
Speaker 3: And also we're exploiting our relationships till we die. Now
Speaker 3: we have a podcast, She's gonna exploit everybody around.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't say that. I'm just joking.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't say that a poetry Bay
Speaker 3: is a cancer. You know, we've be taking it so serious.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have a love and marriage coach on a
Speaker 3: therapist coach in the in the next coming weeks, and
Speaker 3: then we're going to have a Patreon episode of me
Speaker 3: an Adventure Bay trying to work through our problems, which
Speaker 3: is me basically trying to convince him that he should
Speaker 3: take me back immediately, not next year.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys have checked out Black
Speaker 2: Marriage Movement. She's a relationship coach. Her name is Deny
Speaker 2: and or Denay maybe Denay, and she's gonna come on. Actually,
Speaker 2: I think one of our somebody from the tribe, had
Speaker 2: recommended her a few different times, and I was like,
Speaker 2: let me go over there and check what the fuck
Speaker 2: she's doing over there, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have relationship problems. No better time than now.
Speaker 1: She's on some real shit.
Speaker 2: So I was like, we need to have her on
Speaker 2: And I was like what if because I used see
Speaker 2: Meal over here fucking acting like a psycho. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I think you need to both get into therapy and
Speaker 2: figure out how you guys can come together. And I
Speaker 2: was like, I have the Black Marriage Movement.
Speaker 1: I think she can heal both of you. Wait.
Speaker 2: Wait, So we were hanging out because I'm unhealthy, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I was trying to I was trying
Speaker 2: to engage when it's a good time to like propose this,
Speaker 2: like I don't want him to think like I'm putting
Speaker 2: him on Patreon. Also, I love you so I was like,
Speaker 2: so I have a proposal, but I was we were
Speaker 2: test driving a car. I'm buying a car, and he
Speaker 2: was like, so I had asked him. I was like,
Speaker 2: never mind, never mind. And then if you're texting a car,
Speaker 2: He's like, so, how much do you need? I was like,
Speaker 2: what what are you talking about? I was like, how
Speaker 2: much do you need?
Speaker 1: What is this proposal?
Speaker 2: I'm like, again, I'm not asking you for money, but like,
Speaker 2: if you have some to get me, I'm like, you
Speaker 2: want to put it on the car?
Speaker 1: You can hold it whenever you want. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 2: I was like, actually, it's a proposal from Erica, and
Speaker 2: it's not you bitch. He really appreciates the things that
Speaker 2: you say about me being.
Speaker 1: Wrong on the podcast. I'm so he I was.
Speaker 2: Like, actually, eric I thinks that maybe we got a
Speaker 2: relationship coach that might be able to help us, and
Speaker 2: maybe if you're willing, we could do a little session
Speaker 2: on Patreon so it won't be everybody won't hear it.
Speaker 2: And he's like, okay, yeah, okay, we could do that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, really, do you want it?
Speaker 1: You'll do it? Okay?
Speaker 2: All right? Then I'm like, how do you know I'm
Speaker 2: not paying her to convince you to take me back.
Speaker 2: Just say this, say what needs to be sid I
Speaker 2: think it'll be I think it'll be cool. I think
Speaker 2: it'll be interesting. I don't know should I be there.
Speaker 2: Maybe it should just be you guys, Like I don't
Speaker 2: even know if I should be there. I think it
Speaker 2: should be you guys.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not a third wheeling your relationship,
Speaker 1: but you are. I'm a listener.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a patron pay for
Speaker 2: my own ship.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's just a little bit stupid.
Speaker 3: That's just the ship, a little bit of the ship
Speaker 3: we have going on over on Patreon.
Speaker 1: And you know, we're working on a lot of projects.
Speaker 2: And I know it seems like we're doing great over here,
Speaker 2: but we're not send us money.
Speaker 1: We need help. We're trying to build. We're trying to
Speaker 1: build over here. We're trying to make an empire. And
Speaker 1: don't you want to see us win? Don't you want
Speaker 1: to see our tribe win?
Speaker 3: Join Patreon please so I won't kill myself on zoom
Speaker 3: and we can like get a.
Speaker 2: Tutor, also get so much out of it. There's so
Speaker 2: many there's so many things over there. I know that
Speaker 2: you can't possibly think we could create.
Speaker 1: Any more than we already do.
Speaker 2: Posting four hundred motherfucking times a day, I feel like
Speaker 2: it's twice. I know it's twice, man, But there is
Speaker 2: there's some cool stuff over there.
Speaker 1: It's very personal, and that's a lot. It's even more
Speaker 1: personal than here. I get more.
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, I did it. So last week before
Speaker 2: we go, I did. I did a reading. I had
Speaker 2: a reading with Queen Cups and Queen Cups again because
Speaker 2: our tribe is the shit and they just keep throwing
Speaker 2: great people. Our way was recommended by someone who listens
Speaker 2: to the podcast, and she offered to give me a reading,
Speaker 2: and so I took it and h She basically told
Speaker 2: me a few different things. She said that I need
Speaker 2: to open up more on the podcast, that I need
Speaker 2: to be I was like.
Speaker 1: How much more could I fucking open? What do you
Speaker 1: want for me to bear myself?
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, Queen Cups, you just
Speaker 2: haven't joined Patreon, okay, because that's where I be crying.
Speaker 1: I don't be crying here, I'll be crying on Patreon. Okay.
Speaker 2: She also told me that my baby Daddy was my
Speaker 2: probably my son in a past life, which makes total sense,
Speaker 2: right because he's always saying that I'm treating him like
Speaker 2: a mom. He also acts like a child and says
Speaker 2: things like.
Speaker 1: What do I do? Every time I say we have
Speaker 1: to talk, he goes, what I do? Why I need
Speaker 1: Queen Cup to do my reading? What I do?
Speaker 2: I'm like, nigga, why don't I just wanted you to
Speaker 2: pick up I read tomorrow?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What would you do? Like? So
Speaker 1: then I was like, it all makes sense. He is
Speaker 1: my son. He was my son.
Speaker 2: But it was a really interesting read. And if you
Speaker 2: haven't checked her out, you should definitely check out her YouTube.
Speaker 2: She does monthly, like in depth monthly readings on every
Speaker 2: single sign. She's dope, she's black, she's young, and she's
Speaker 2: on it. So check out Queen Cups also another Humble
Speaker 2: brag if you guys haven't checked out my other platform,
Speaker 2: Me and poetry Bay have started an app and the
Speaker 2: app has not yet launched, but it's called Circle Black
Speaker 2: and it's basically think.
Speaker 1: Of Open tables.
Speaker 2: If you guys know what open tables is, it's an
Speaker 2: app where you can like book restaurant, reservations in your city,
Speaker 2: like wherever you are. It tells you the best restaurants
Speaker 2: in your area and the availability. You know, you can
Speaker 2: book directly right there. Circle Black is a place for
Speaker 2: people who provide services and goods. For example, like Jamila,
Speaker 2: she's an esthetician or a nail tech, or a massuse
Speaker 2: or a babysitter, a tutor. If you're in that area,
Speaker 2: you open the app and you can see all the
Speaker 2: black and Brown service providers in your area, depending on
Speaker 2: what you're looking for, and you can book right there immediately.
Speaker 1: And like the.
Speaker 2: Idea kind of came because I don't know about you,
Speaker 2: but like, whenever you want to support our community, like
Speaker 2: I want to find it's hard to find, Like I
Speaker 2: literally have to type in like in hashtag like black
Speaker 2: nail Tech Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Maybe ship is at my bio.
Speaker 3: I mean it's clear I'm black, but oh follow me
Speaker 3: NILA's mobile spot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like, and it just should be easy to book black
Speaker 2: and brown. It just to be super easy. So it's
Speaker 2: all about circulating the black and Brown dollar. If you
Speaker 2: yourself are a service have a service provider, make sure
Speaker 2: you go follow my account. It's circle at Circle BLK
Speaker 2: and sign up, sign up on the application. We haven't
Speaker 2: launched the app yet. We're still trying to build out,
Speaker 2: you know, all the service providers in each city. We're
Speaker 2: really starting big in LA obviously because that's home base,
Speaker 2: but we have every single city on there, major city
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 1: So sign up and let's get you paid. I want
Speaker 1: us to be paid. All of us utilize each other more.
Speaker 2: And also, if you're white and you're listening to this,
Speaker 2: I know a lot of times white people are always
Speaker 2: asking like, how do I help? How do I help?
Speaker 2: Give us money? That's how you help. So when this
Speaker 2: app does launch, Book Black, Book Brown, like, it's so important.
Speaker 2: That's how we build our communities. That's how we've changed
Speaker 2: the way our kids receive education and the opportunities that
Speaker 2: we receive. So anyway, that's my that's my soapbox moment.
Speaker 1: And I'm done. It's like getting ninety three degrees in here.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking hot. Also, a venture bays waiting for
Speaker 1: me to care for him.
Speaker 3: He's had the surgery, and even though I'm not the girlfriend,
Speaker 3: I gotta go, okay because it's totally healthy over here,
Speaker 3: everything's healthy.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need to go back to this hypno tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you guys.
Speaker 2: If you guys don't know where to find us, it's
Speaker 2: good moms underscore bad choices on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Don't be a freeloader. At least write a review and
Speaker 3: a rate and review us. It would be great for
Speaker 3: you to just join Patreon.
Speaker 1: What's five bucks? What's ten dollars a month? It ain't shit.
Speaker 1: You spend that on iTunes and iTunes is not even
Speaker 1: that good.
Speaker 2: And you can you can watch We have every single
Speaker 2: episode on Patreon.
Speaker 1: You can watch this episode.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know you like to listen to my
Speaker 2: sexy boys, but you can look at my sexy face
Speaker 2: and my sexy boys.
Speaker 1: And you can see my diy hairstyle actually looks pretty good.
Speaker 1: You might need a refresher, a little refresh this one
Speaker 1: right here. This one's hang. This one's been hanging. But
Speaker 1: I'm so cheap. I was like, damn, do you I
Speaker 1: need to get my hairt in? This might be my look.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. Girls might figure look it's free,
Speaker 1: but I'll probably get my herd.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we're gonna rate this review us on Apple
Speaker 2: and shouts next week, right
Speaker 4: And solo recorder, and then let's just say us