WEBVTT - Ep 247: & Then We Had Secks (Ft. JRod and Kristen ) 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:09.360 Guess what decision We're about to make. Horrible decisions. Hey, guys, 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:17.080 welcome to yet another episode of Harvey Black. I'm your 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:19.840 Girlmen to be a k A full corpost a sign, 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:22.800 a k A debt bitch a k A. I'll fuck 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:26.520 your daddy and what's up? I like a new ak 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:28.600 told you I need him a little I need hi 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.960 a little older. Yes, baby, my, how times have changed. 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:36.720 I'm wheezy. Welcome back you guys. If you are late 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:38.559 to the party, we are going to be in a 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:41.479 t l go to horhive dot com to get your 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:44.559 tickets to Atlanta. We are super happy to announce that 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:46.760 you also don't have to be vaccine anywhere. You just 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:49.080 don't have to have COVID, So go and get tested 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.360 if you don't have a vaccination card and come and 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.120 check us out or hive dot com. That's right, and 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:58.200 I am super excited to introduce our guest for today's episode. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.640 We have another couple on and feel like we've been 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.320 on a roller coaster every couple of weeks bringing a 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:06.480 couple on to the show, and our couple this week 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:11.520 are the hosts of And Then We Fucked And Then 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:14.600 we had the word funks would have been better, but 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:17.640 I was loving it. I understand, I understand what love 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:23.760 I'm not gonna And then we had sex. Sex is 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:26.280 just I mean, but sex and funck they really go 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:29.240 hand in hand. And I really wish but I understand. 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:30.760 I understand because you would have had to spell it 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.319 with the asterick. It would have been hard to find. 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:35.160 So I just looked at ticket Master for our tickets 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:41.240 and it was said, w h A horrible So I 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:44.399 understand what. Guys, they just had sex, that's all. And 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:49.800 they they also happened to be an actual couple. So 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:53.080 I would like to introduce Kristen and Sir j Rod 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:58.320 to the show. What is our podcast about? Um, it's 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.360 just about sex and kind many really, I'm a comedian. 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:04.680 But we talked about when we first met, like what 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.840 ended up happening, Like we fucked and then we had twins, 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:09.560 and then we had like it's a whole bunch of 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:11.360 other ship that happened. But he used to be a hope. 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:19.119 So it's mostly about they don't know about him together? UM, 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:22.480 actually do it? You always asked me. I'm going to 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:24.440 say that, have you been with me? It feels like 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:31.160 I've been with you for eternity, Bay, probably we've been 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:34.760 married almost four years? Okay, and together for how long? Six? 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.079 When did the baby come? How long I was together 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:39.520 before you got pregnantat I ain't because it sounds like 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:42.399 off the first rip you gotta it was a little 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:45.400 bit like that. After about six months of us dating, 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:49.959 I proposed to her, and about two months later we 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:54.240 found thought we were pregnant with twins. But I thought, 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:57.520 like you got pregnant? He was like, you were already engaged. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.640 I was in a relationship, and uh, he came in 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:03.919 and tried to be my friend and then tried to 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:08.760 fund my relationship up. I didn't. I never Yeah, I 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.720 would never be that kind of guy. The guy thought 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:13.280 I was trying to push up on her and I 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.360 was just being a nice friendly But now look now 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:18.360 y'all are married. So he had every right to believe listen, 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:22.120 I don't know. He was clearvoyant and stuff like, can 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:26.280 I ask you you got engaged in six months? Six months? 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:30.200 I knew it. Had you been married before? Wow? Before 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:32.800 before I got with her, I already knew that I 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.520 was looking for something and I met her and I 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:37.200 was like this exactly what I'm looking What was it 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:41.640 tell us? I mean, first, I need somebody to make 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:44.560 me laugh, like I'm a big goofball, so I need 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:47.000 the same He said, let me find a comedian. Yeah listen, 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:48.920 And I was crazy because I hang around a lot 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:52.600 of comedians anyway, and yeah, so we look like this 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:58.240 better be funny. But that's what I'm saying. I God, damn. 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:01.680 But now she was sweet. She understood we both came 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:05.640 in with children, so she understood that whole dynamic with 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:11.200 your other child. Um, and you know she was my 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:14.600 best friend right off rep So he's never been as nice. 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:16.760 It's only because I'm not saying you listen to three women. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:20.440 I gotta make sure that my record. Questions, though, are 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:23.040 going to get spicy, and I want you all to 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:29.400 tell on each other. Question. You said that you both 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.240 had children, and that was the second thing you said. 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:33.680 Do you think that when you're looking for somebody and 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.400 you have kids that it is better to date another 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:38.159 partner with children? Um, it depends on what you're trying 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:40.400 to do and who they was working for you got there. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:42.720 I don't know who I want to deal with if 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.160 I'm gonna deal with you two like I'm gonna have 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:45.640 to take both of you all into account. I don't 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.599 know about that. Well, if someone's having, like once a 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:49.520 long lasting relationship, do you think it'd be better if 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.479 a parent dates to parent. It depends, Like we have 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.040 older children. I think when you have younger children makes 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:56.640 it a little harder. You got to be with them 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.800 twenty four seven. But when you got older children, it's like, oh, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:06.000 can still like the relationship? Yeah, y'all, y'all can make food, right, 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.839 Yeah I can. I can leave you all home alone. 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:13.200 But honestly, my first the first thing I wanted was 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:16.000 not a woman with a child, and she just ended 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:18.360 up being that dope. So it was like, I, we're 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.359 gonna do this all right, but let's see how dope 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.920 she is. Um, after we get into these questions. UM, 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:27.200 I did take these from a card game Last Couple Standing, 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:31.720 and this is from the UH pack where COVID happened. 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.760 These are specific two questions that y'all would probably ask 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:37.080 each other if y'all were just chilling by yourself. We're 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:41.760 gonna start with the ones for her. Is there anything 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:45.400 that your partner does sexually that you dislike but you 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:50.200 let him do it? Anyway. Oh, I told him it's uh. 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:54.040 When he when he's eating, like he doesn't he forgets 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.000 the clipes there. He's like, no, want you want to 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:59.360 be all he just everything else around. He's like, oh, 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.279 we tease an, that's what y'all like. And I'm like, 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:05.040 you don't know, you don't see it. It's waving as 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:10.359 right now. I know the clip is there. I know 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.719 my job, but I like the taste of vagina, like 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:16.680 I like to be up in it, you know it. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.000 Just gotta let it be my next goal. Te you know, 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:25.000 I know that's right. I don't like your pussy devours. Yeah, 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:27.919 Like I want to actually participate. Do I want to 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:29.480 have fun to instead of sitting there and be like, 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:33.120 well he's enjoying this like this for me? He said, 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.320 he just want to slurp. You know, it's a crazy 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:37.880 thing about you saying that. I feel like so few 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:41.640 women can say that their man enjoys and their pussy. Really, 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:45.960 why do we? Like? I know, I think like most 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:47.440 women they feel like they have to beg for a 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.800 lot of people. Ahead men say the same too. I mean, 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:51.719 we're talking to dick suckers in the room, right, So 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:54.440 it's like, all right, obviously we like it, but yeah, 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:56.200 we always get homeowners like, how don't you get my 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:57.360 friends to do this? How do I get them to 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.600 be better? And you're talking about this isn't devours your 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:02.799 pussy and you're like, I've heard so. But that's probably 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:05.440 my problem is that everybody out come in contact was like, yeah, 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.200 I love doing that. Why won't you let me do 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.320 it more? And I'm like, I don't. I mean, just 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.559 know what you're doing? What kind of six months pretty pussy? 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:15.720 I don't know. I'm just I'm just saying I don't 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:17.680 know what happened before. Like I was in a relationship 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:19.960 for seven years before that, and it was something that 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.400 he thought was fun and he did it too, and 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:25.720 then I got him do it better than me. Look 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:31.880 at you as you had another question, that is the 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:36.880 next question. It's sex with him, your best sex? Yeah, 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:47.640 because it's legal and watched. Oh yeah, yeah, it's going 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:51.160 to jail. It's emotion I mean, it's intimate, like you 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:54.160 don't feel different when you're connected, Like it feels like, 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:56.160 so you were with someone for seven years and it 0:07:56.200 --> 0:08:02.720 wasn't intimate or connected. What happened was My life is 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.360 blurry before I got to this stake, you know what 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:09.880 I mean a little I forgot everything that happened before him, 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.520 Like this is my life now, so yes, the best 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:24.040 in my life that I had now. I want to 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:27.320 ask you two questions. What is something you've seen your 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:30.800 partner do that you wish you can unsee? Oh fuck, 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:40.680 oh god? Kissing my baby after she like hey, and 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:44.679 it surprised me. It's surprised because we were doing what 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.840 we do is I'm finishing, the baby started crying like 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:52.680 immediately she was out of the room. And yo, I 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.559 can tell you. I can tell you exactly when too. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:57.400 They were they were like six months at this time. 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:01.439 And we and walk out like it's a baby, okay, 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:09.720 and she's kissing him baby No technically and needed kissing 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:19.600 the sibling. It's kind of like, no, not kissing the siblings. Yeah, 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:26.320 like you know what, but yeah, he don't want to 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.000 send me in there to take care of the baby. 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:32.000 But you had to kiss the baby boy because she 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:34.360 just took your ouf the baby. And yes, listen, those 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:45.439 babies don't even know they're the things babies. Okay, last question, 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:49.120 This one gets us a little bit more kinkier when 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:52.160 she takes the number two, What doesn't smell like? And 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.199 would you do scat play if she requested it? No, 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.600 that's no, that's a hard part. Not for you really, 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:01.600 even Oh, y'all are married. Now, what if she really 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.000 woke up one day? Y'all our life partners are gonna 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:07.240 be together forever. She's like, baby, I came across this 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:12.240 video and I really would to shoot on you, talking 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:18.120 like that happened to you. Second, I'm like, hell, no, Like, 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.839 you can leave if if, if you need to. I 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:24.120 can't deal with that. Damn not leave break up? Don't. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:25.640 I don't know how much you want to shoot or 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:29.960 just say no. Would you let another nigga? Oh? Now 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:34.440 that's a good question. Honestly, I probably would. I probably 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:37.560 really yeah, because I'm a jackass and that would be 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:39.959 hilarious to me. Oh wait, so you would have to 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.480 be in the room and watching you got damn right? 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:49.200 She get to tell me nigga could lead to man, 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:54.360 I want to be there, like, like, oh ship look 0:10:54.679 --> 0:11:01.520 she caught though. That's crazy. I know. Every time I 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.320 think of somebody shipping on someone, it's so crazy. How 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:06.080 like some of the wildest things you've ever seen are 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.720 in grain in your brain. I think you two girls 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:14.840 one cup just completely like, no, I can't and it 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:18.600 had it was giving, talk about it was it was giving. 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:22.560 It was giving lactoast and they just went to serendipity. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:26.120 It was giving that I literally had carvel last night. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:30.199 This is fucking with You had carvel in your room though, right, 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.240 like chocolate ice cream? Yeah, okay, as long as it's 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:36.760 in your room and a toilet is nearby. Oh ship, 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.760 maybe it's okay. I can't even eat mother fucking regular 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:43.760 ice cream. Oh no, no, but like I'm not lactoast, 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:45.319 but like I just let's just say it a lot. 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:47.960 But I did want to tape where he was like, oh, like, 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:51.960 let's get some ice cream or whatever. And when we did, 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:53.839 I was like, I want to just be a little healthy. 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:55.400 Let me just do like a gelato because that was 0:11:55.440 --> 0:12:00.920 like a lot of milk. I think smoking it's still milk. 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:07.319 It's definitely not eggs and gelato that I've had her Like, okay, 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:14.320 start right this week's Vanilla Ship. If you guys are 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:17.000 listening for the first time because you came over and 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.480 wanted to see the beautiful couple of and then we 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:24.000 had sex. Um. We do a segment where we talk 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:27.520 about sex in the news. Um. This one came across 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:31.800 my timeline and I was rather disturbed, and I don't 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:35.960 become disturbed quite often. So the headline for this is 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.600 that a woman says she lets her mother an sister 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:41.600 sleep with her husband. This girl was originally known for 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:44.280 just her mom. It was a TikTok that went around 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:46.800 and then when I saw the sister come in, I 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:50.959 was like, what, So she is famous on TikTok. Her 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:54.200 handle is Brooke Macklin two on three. That's right, of course, 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:58.280 she's a white um. She shows her mom in one 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:01.720 of the clips under the caption my life, don't judge, 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:05.680 hashtag swinger, hashtag hot mom and says, me and my 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:08.120 mom are both swingers and it's great. You know why, 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.440 because when I'm not in the mood, I can just 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.000 let my husband have her. This is my mom. Yeah, 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.120 I love my hobby have her a couple of times 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.120 a week, and I'm that kind of wife. She also 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.319 added that her sister has joined it on the fun 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:22.280 and said, you want to know how I keep my 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.800 man happy, I let him play with my sister. Bitch. 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:29.240 We don't want to know. But so, yeah, so I 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:33.760 wanted to kind of talk with you guys about this 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:36.560 because I think it's wild. Of course it's crazy. Her 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:41.160 husband looks Latino, and yes he does. He's definitely a POC. 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:43.360 I'm just like a little confused because I just kind 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:47.040 of feel like, aren't they like really close to their families? 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:56.560 You know, Look, do we have a volume up for this? Oh? 0:13:56.600 --> 0:14:01.760 My god and that kind of life? Yeah. I keep 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:06.760 my man happy. I love him. Find with my little sister. Oh, 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:11.480 I'm almost not my little sister and not her looking 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:16.120 all the stuff. She looks her, Yeah, she looks. That 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.000 was a mom because that's kind of okay. Yeah, we 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:20.640 don't have to hear it over and over again. I'm 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:28.960 click on the video, click on it. Yeah she has 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:36.160 the mom. Actually, ye'd be like, I mean, I'll do Yeah, 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:39.640 I'm not kind of white. Okay. He's also not giving 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:43.960 Latina anymore. He's just giving a tatted white with a tan. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.160 He's given a He's given a tatted white with a tan. 0:14:47.320 --> 0:14:49.600 I don't know what it is, right, you feel me? 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:53.680 My mom is pretty. It's crazy. What's crazy is what 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:57.880 I don't like about this is it's not giving swinger, 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:04.840 it's giving incests. Absolutely, So I hate the um. I 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:09.160 don't know the correlation between a certain lifestyle that goes 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.360 against something that's not Like having sex with your sister 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.280 and your mom is way different or even well, I 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:16.160 guess she's not having sex with them, is she She's 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:19.440 just letting her partner. Don't know? She mus with you 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:21.520 the way that like he was touching her mother in 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:23.320 front of her and touching his sister, like I feel 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:25.640 like she'd want to watch. I just got that vibe 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:29.240 that they're sick and then you're like exploiting it. Like 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:32.440 that's making me feel a lot worse about kissing my kids. 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:36.880 I'm suck. That's all I can think about right now. 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:42.240 We know, by the way, if you've never I'm not 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.600 going to tell you how this matters, But watch the 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:47.280 movie Oh Boy. I am obsessed with squid games and 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:49.600 have started getting into Korean film, so I've asked a 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:51.280 bunch of weird niggas that I know, like, what's the 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:55.720 best Korean ship? Because it's weird, weird how weird ship? 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:57.720 Old Boy is one of the best Korean films apparently 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.320 have made of all time. I'm not gonna say how 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:04.120 it correlates just watching it. But now we gotta see 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:08.080 I know you do watch it. You gotta like power. 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:10.120 But do they do they dub it or do I 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:13.960 gotta read? No, I ain't reading ship when I watched movie. 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:15.640 If I want to read, I'll read a book. You 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:18.360 can watch. You're serious, you didn't watch the weird games 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:21.200 with subtitles with They dubbed it, and they did a 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:22.840 great job dubbing it. Yeah, but don't you want to 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.680 hear the actors Like No, I don't know them. Next, 0:16:26.280 --> 0:16:29.120 I don't care about how they did it. So I 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:33.000 like dubbed it when I was cleaning the house because terrible. 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:35.400 The old women had young voices, like you gotta listen 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:39.320 to the ship. When they're like their Korean, their voices 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:44.960 be different. Anyway, Oh my god, I'm cool. Dubb das ship. 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:46.960 If I want to read, I'll read a book and 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:49.560 dre I say, some dumb ship like this and everybody 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:51.760 got on her house and maybe get on just at 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:53.360 dumb ship. I don't want to watch. I don't want 0:16:53.360 --> 0:16:55.640 to read a movie. Who reads the movie? I want 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:57.920 a lot of the movie. Globally, we have the biggest 0:16:58.040 --> 0:16:59.800 and there we are worried, and I think it's weird 0:16:59.880 --> 0:17:03.640 of watch some ship. I did a passion to the Christ, 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.040 and I think that's where I ended. Um, do you 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:08.840 know that came out when I was not a passion 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:12.280 of the Christ? Like I stopped right there, like passion 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:16.280 of the Christ. It wasn't Wait, they didn't speak English 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:19.959 at all in that movie. What did they say? They 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:22.000 didn't tell me that when I got there though. Wait, 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.280 what did they speak in that movie? I'll tell you 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.680 right now. In the Passion of the Christ it was 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:34.680 Spanish of the Arabic Aramic, not Aramaic, lane Hebrew. That's 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:39.760 a lie. Oh that's what it's said. Yeah, okay, well, 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.120 isn't it crazy. I just looked at it, said box 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:44.920 Off has made thirty million dollars. No, when it was 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:48.160 thirty million, it made six hundred and twelve them. I 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:51.600 was thinking, like, don't Podcaster get that? Now? That was 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:56.080 that was their budget they made to Jesus movie. That's 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:58.120 a lot. No, that's a high budget, but that they 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:00.879 definitely got that return. No, I don't, but yeah, no, 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:03.280 can you imagine fighting for that budget, like we're gonna 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:08.600 give you guys, it's the Lord. Are you kidding me? 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.280 I mean, I'm sure Black Jesus had a way lower budget. 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:15.320 Black Jesus gotta move here the season they did a 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:21.200 few seasons of Black Jesus. Oh you don't love Black Hello? 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:28.400 Wait wait bitch, huh tear that ship to the passionate us. 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:35.399 To be honest, I've only seen Passion of Christ like 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:41.919 a half the time Jesus. I thought made you were 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:45.040 talking about some films that like came out with, like Sundance. No, 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:55.600 I didn't know. You know, I've been watching all right. Well, 0:18:55.680 --> 0:19:01.119 let's get into a hood dive. The deal for what? 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:03.160 Don't look at me like this? I get really fed 0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:05.840 up and people see you looking like you know where YouTube, 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:09.640 they see how you look at me? Weasy ship? Well, 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:13.320 the hood deal for this week? Um, which is the 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:14.880 sex tip? Which, by the way, I want to ask 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:17.960 you guys, we are talking about role playing ideas. However, 0:19:18.000 --> 0:19:21.520 I wanted to get out of the norm because of 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:27.000 course there's teacher student, there is a professor student. There 0:19:27.119 --> 0:19:33.960 is the stranger you medity, they're different. Professors get paid more. Professor, 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:36.800 you're an adult teacher student makes me think of high school. 0:19:36.800 --> 0:19:42.080 It's just weird. Okay, what there is a difference, there's 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:43.760 a different Are we gonna do teachers who didn't know 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:49.879 professors student tonight? Their salaries much much higher? Um, I 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:51.639 want to be a U C L A professor c 0:19:53.880 --> 0:19:59.199 U B L. Woods. What I mean? There's what is 0:19:59.240 --> 0:20:03.240 the police officer and the other? I guess if the 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:07.000 who are you? If you get the criminals? There we go. 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:10.240 I got one? Okay, you got one. Well. I wanted 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:14.359 to read these systems from best Life online. I wanted 0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:16.160 to get three that I came across that I thought 0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:18.880 were very interesting. Well, you couldn't even get three normal ones. Man, 0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:20.159 how are you gonna hold you? I don't know who 0:20:20.240 --> 0:20:24.840 other people would doctor, patient, I would say to doctor, nurse, 0:20:24.920 --> 0:20:28.439 to cop, and like the criminal or um or you 0:20:28.440 --> 0:20:32.560 could do the inmate, prisoner, oh, prisoner and the CEO. 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:36.480 God damn, there's all these words. Okay, maybe the same, 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:39.320 and I just be getting confused the people in the 0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:47.040 prisoner right, prisoner? Oh you know they probably really be. Also, 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:49.040 I'm also not going to make this uncomfortable for you, 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:55.280 but I am because I want I've seen you see you? What? 0:20:55.960 --> 0:21:00.200 No nothing nothing? No? Wait, what do you do for work? 0:21:00.240 --> 0:21:02.280 Are you a ceo? No? No, no, no no no 0:21:02.280 --> 0:21:05.440 no no. I was I'm good, You're good, okay, because 0:21:05.440 --> 0:21:07.399 I was go talking about my gay porn video that 0:21:07.480 --> 0:21:10.159 there really was a CEO fucking a prisoner and it 0:21:10.240 --> 0:21:12.000 was so sad. She said, there really was like they 0:21:12.040 --> 0:21:15.280 had a candid camel. It wasn't like a real cell. 0:21:15.440 --> 0:21:18.120 I was like, I pulled this off. And I don't 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:20.199 know if they like built the scene or something, but 0:21:20.240 --> 0:21:22.960 it looked real and mean. I guessed that they built it, Mandy. 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:25.159 I didn't know porn budgets for that. I do know 0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:29.280 somebody that was sucking in the prison. So a man? Yea? 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:32.320 Was he straight? They put their pussy up on the bars. 0:21:32.320 --> 0:21:34.280 They said it was he was straight. He was straight 0:21:34.320 --> 0:21:37.360 outside of jail hunt. But the CEO was a guy 0:21:37.440 --> 0:21:41.639 or girl. Girl. Oh, this doesn't make it real with you, 0:21:41.760 --> 0:21:44.800 because you know I love the hood nd. I just 0:21:47.080 --> 0:21:48.840 it was like a big beach type nig in there, 0:21:48.840 --> 0:21:50.000 and I knew he was gonna get out or I 0:21:50.000 --> 0:21:52.800 can still get paid either way. Come on, bro, I'm 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:56.400 putting my ass on the glass. What you mean why not? 0:21:57.240 --> 0:22:02.840 He's surprised? What if he killed somebody, I would only 0:22:03.080 --> 0:22:05.679 the people that I was in there for like something. 0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:09.400 I don't kill that. If it was like a big 0:22:09.480 --> 0:22:14.840 beach prison, you'll think maybe he didn't get his hands dirty. 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:18.200 Oh god, I like coke dealer type. Nigga, she's fucking 0:22:18.200 --> 0:22:23.040 help dealer type. I like big chain jury. You know 0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:24.680 what I'm saying. I like when they have dude boys 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:28.080 around because they ain't too busy. I just need you 0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:30.200 to know real because I used to like we'd dealers 0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:31.879 maybe having a lot of ship going on. If you 0:22:31.960 --> 0:22:33.600 fought with a coke dealers, they ain't as busy, they 0:22:33.640 --> 0:22:35.359 got like time on her hand, they got somebody running 0:22:35.359 --> 0:22:38.360 for them. Yeah, that's the type of the drug game 0:22:38.440 --> 0:22:43.280 takes lives right. Okay. First of all, we've purchased drugs 0:22:43.280 --> 0:22:46.680 from dealers before, so oh my god, I'm not dealing 0:22:46.720 --> 0:22:49.199 with you from they don't deal with me. Deal with 0:22:49.200 --> 0:22:54.160 a dealer I told I'm stoking with was only dealing good, 0:22:54.800 --> 0:23:06.479 but different dangerous word that was worse. It's material, big dealing. 0:23:06.600 --> 0:23:09.320 What's gonna kill you anyway, that's gonna kill you. But 0:23:09.640 --> 0:23:12.440 you might make it through a coke bitch. You ain't 0:23:12.440 --> 0:23:15.160 gonna make it through the bullet. It was for hunters. 0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:24.120 They were getting dearer. Well, I like that you look 0:23:24.160 --> 0:23:27.560 at me if they come through here. You said, right, 0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:31.840 cattle being right and down, So we all know what's 0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:36.399 wife talking about. They said I had never seen nothing happening, 0:23:36.440 --> 0:23:41.679 and the side bitch told, oh wow, she had no idea. 0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:48.680 That's hilarious. Shoote, I don't know nothing. I never see nothing. 0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:54.960 You never never tell me. But but when when you 0:23:55.040 --> 0:23:57.880 see the movies, that is what they tell their partners 0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:00.159