Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make. Horrible decisions. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to yet another episode of Harvey Black. I'm your
Speaker 1: Girlmen to be a k A full corpost a sign,
Speaker 1: a k A debt bitch a k A. I'll fuck
Speaker 1: your daddy and what's up? I like a new ak
Speaker 1: told you I need him a little I need hi
Speaker 1: a little older. Yes, baby, my, how times have changed.
Speaker 1: I'm wheezy. Welcome back you guys. If you are late
Speaker 1: to the party, we are going to be in a
Speaker 1: t l go to horhive dot com to get your
Speaker 1: tickets to Atlanta. We are super happy to announce that
Speaker 1: you also don't have to be vaccine anywhere. You just
Speaker 1: don't have to have COVID, So go and get tested
Speaker 1: if you don't have a vaccination card and come and
Speaker 1: check us out or hive dot com. That's right, and
Speaker 1: I am super excited to introduce our guest for today's episode.
Speaker 1: We have another couple on and feel like we've been
Speaker 1: on a roller coaster every couple of weeks bringing a
Speaker 1: couple on to the show, and our couple this week
Speaker 1: are the hosts of And Then We Fucked And Then
Speaker 1: we had the word funks would have been better, but
Speaker 1: I was loving it. I understand, I understand what love
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna And then we had sex. Sex is
Speaker 1: just I mean, but sex and funck they really go
Speaker 1: hand in hand. And I really wish but I understand.
Speaker 1: I understand because you would have had to spell it
Speaker 1: with the asterick. It would have been hard to find.
Speaker 1: So I just looked at ticket Master for our tickets
Speaker 1: and it was said, w h A horrible So I
Speaker 1: understand what. Guys, they just had sex, that's all. And
Speaker 1: they they also happened to be an actual couple. So
Speaker 1: I would like to introduce Kristen and Sir j Rod
Speaker 1: to the show. What is our podcast about? Um, it's
Speaker 1: just about sex and kind many really, I'm a comedian.
Speaker 1: But we talked about when we first met, like what
Speaker 1: ended up happening, Like we fucked and then we had twins,
Speaker 1: and then we had like it's a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: other ship that happened. But he used to be a hope.
Speaker 1: So it's mostly about they don't know about him together? UM,
Speaker 1: actually do it? You always asked me. I'm going to
Speaker 1: say that, have you been with me? It feels like
Speaker 1: I've been with you for eternity, Bay, probably we've been
Speaker 1: married almost four years? Okay, and together for how long? Six?
Speaker 1: When did the baby come? How long I was together
Speaker 1: before you got pregnantat I ain't because it sounds like
Speaker 1: off the first rip you gotta it was a little
Speaker 1: bit like that. After about six months of us dating,
Speaker 1: I proposed to her, and about two months later we
Speaker 1: found thought we were pregnant with twins. But I thought,
Speaker 1: like you got pregnant? He was like, you were already engaged.
Speaker 1: I was in a relationship, and uh, he came in
Speaker 1: and tried to be my friend and then tried to
Speaker 1: fund my relationship up. I didn't. I never Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would never be that kind of guy. The guy thought
Speaker 1: I was trying to push up on her and I
Speaker 1: was just being a nice friendly But now look now
Speaker 1: y'all are married. So he had every right to believe listen,
Speaker 1: I don't know. He was clearvoyant and stuff like, can
Speaker 1: I ask you you got engaged in six months? Six months?
Speaker 1: I knew it. Had you been married before? Wow? Before
Speaker 1: before I got with her, I already knew that I
Speaker 1: was looking for something and I met her and I
Speaker 1: was like this exactly what I'm looking What was it
Speaker 1: tell us? I mean, first, I need somebody to make
Speaker 1: me laugh, like I'm a big goofball, so I need
Speaker 1: the same He said, let me find a comedian. Yeah listen,
Speaker 1: And I was crazy because I hang around a lot
Speaker 1: of comedians anyway, and yeah, so we look like this
Speaker 1: better be funny. But that's what I'm saying. I God, damn.
Speaker 1: But now she was sweet. She understood we both came
Speaker 1: in with children, so she understood that whole dynamic with
Speaker 1: your other child. Um, and you know she was my
Speaker 1: best friend right off rep So he's never been as nice.
Speaker 1: It's only because I'm not saying you listen to three women.
Speaker 1: I gotta make sure that my record. Questions, though, are
Speaker 1: going to get spicy, and I want you all to
Speaker 1: tell on each other. Question. You said that you both
Speaker 1: had children, and that was the second thing you said.
Speaker 1: Do you think that when you're looking for somebody and
Speaker 1: you have kids that it is better to date another
Speaker 1: partner with children? Um, it depends on what you're trying
Speaker 1: to do and who they was working for you got there.
Speaker 1: I don't know who I want to deal with if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna deal with you two like I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to take both of you all into account. I don't
Speaker 1: know about that. Well, if someone's having, like once a
Speaker 1: long lasting relationship, do you think it'd be better if
Speaker 1: a parent dates to parent. It depends, Like we have
Speaker 1: older children. I think when you have younger children makes
Speaker 1: it a little harder. You got to be with them
Speaker 1: twenty four seven. But when you got older children, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: can still like the relationship? Yeah, y'all, y'all can make food, right,
Speaker 1: Yeah I can. I can leave you all home alone.
Speaker 1: But honestly, my first the first thing I wanted was
Speaker 1: not a woman with a child, and she just ended
Speaker 1: up being that dope. So it was like, I, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do this all right, but let's see how dope
Speaker 1: she is. Um, after we get into these questions. UM,
Speaker 1: I did take these from a card game Last Couple Standing,
Speaker 1: and this is from the UH pack where COVID happened.
Speaker 1: These are specific two questions that y'all would probably ask
Speaker 1: each other if y'all were just chilling by yourself. We're
Speaker 1: gonna start with the ones for her. Is there anything
Speaker 1: that your partner does sexually that you dislike but you
Speaker 1: let him do it? Anyway. Oh, I told him it's uh.
Speaker 1: When he when he's eating, like he doesn't he forgets
Speaker 1: the clipes there. He's like, no, want you want to
Speaker 1: be all he just everything else around. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we tease an, that's what y'all like. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you don't know, you don't see it. It's waving as
Speaker 1: right now. I know the clip is there. I know
Speaker 1: my job, but I like the taste of vagina, like
Speaker 1: I like to be up in it, you know it.
Speaker 1: Just gotta let it be my next goal. Te you know,
Speaker 1: I know that's right. I don't like your pussy devours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I want to actually participate. Do I want to
Speaker 1: have fun to instead of sitting there and be like,
Speaker 1: well he's enjoying this like this for me? He said,
Speaker 1: he just want to slurp. You know, it's a crazy
Speaker 1: thing about you saying that. I feel like so few
Speaker 1: women can say that their man enjoys and their pussy. Really,
Speaker 1: why do we? Like? I know, I think like most
Speaker 1: women they feel like they have to beg for a
Speaker 1: lot of people. Ahead men say the same too. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're talking to dick suckers in the room, right, So
Speaker 1: it's like, all right, obviously we like it, but yeah,
Speaker 1: we always get homeowners like, how don't you get my
Speaker 1: friends to do this? How do I get them to
Speaker 1: be better? And you're talking about this isn't devours your
Speaker 1: pussy and you're like, I've heard so. But that's probably
Speaker 1: my problem is that everybody out come in contact was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love doing that. Why won't you let me do
Speaker 1: it more? And I'm like, I don't. I mean, just
Speaker 1: know what you're doing? What kind of six months pretty pussy?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just I'm just saying I don't
Speaker 1: know what happened before. Like I was in a relationship
Speaker 1: for seven years before that, and it was something that
Speaker 1: he thought was fun and he did it too, and
Speaker 1: then I got him do it better than me. Look
Speaker 1: at you as you had another question, that is the
Speaker 1: next question. It's sex with him, your best sex? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's legal and watched. Oh yeah, yeah, it's going
Speaker 1: to jail. It's emotion I mean, it's intimate, like you
Speaker 1: don't feel different when you're connected, Like it feels like,
Speaker 1: so you were with someone for seven years and it
Speaker 1: wasn't intimate or connected. What happened was My life is
Speaker 1: blurry before I got to this stake, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean a little I forgot everything that happened before him,
Speaker 1: Like this is my life now, so yes, the best
Speaker 1: in my life that I had now. I want to
Speaker 1: ask you two questions. What is something you've seen your
Speaker 1: partner do that you wish you can unsee? Oh fuck,
Speaker 1: oh god? Kissing my baby after she like hey, and
Speaker 1: it surprised me. It's surprised because we were doing what
Speaker 1: we do is I'm finishing, the baby started crying like
Speaker 1: immediately she was out of the room. And yo, I
Speaker 1: can tell you. I can tell you exactly when too.
Speaker 1: They were they were like six months at this time.
Speaker 1: And we and walk out like it's a baby, okay,
Speaker 1: and she's kissing him baby No technically and needed kissing
Speaker 1: the sibling. It's kind of like, no, not kissing the siblings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know what, but yeah, he don't want to
Speaker 1: send me in there to take care of the baby.
Speaker 1: But you had to kiss the baby boy because she
Speaker 1: just took your ouf the baby. And yes, listen, those
Speaker 1: babies don't even know they're the things babies. Okay, last question,
Speaker 1: This one gets us a little bit more kinkier when
Speaker 1: she takes the number two, What doesn't smell like? And
Speaker 1: would you do scat play if she requested it? No,
Speaker 1: that's no, that's a hard part. Not for you really,
Speaker 1: even Oh, y'all are married. Now, what if she really
Speaker 1: woke up one day? Y'all our life partners are gonna
Speaker 1: be together forever. She's like, baby, I came across this
Speaker 1: video and I really would to shoot on you, talking
Speaker 1: like that happened to you. Second, I'm like, hell, no, Like,
Speaker 1: you can leave if if, if you need to. I
Speaker 1: can't deal with that. Damn not leave break up? Don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know how much you want to shoot or
Speaker 1: just say no. Would you let another nigga? Oh? Now
Speaker 1: that's a good question. Honestly, I probably would. I probably
Speaker 1: really yeah, because I'm a jackass and that would be
Speaker 1: hilarious to me. Oh wait, so you would have to
Speaker 1: be in the room and watching you got damn right?
Speaker 1: She get to tell me nigga could lead to man,
Speaker 1: I want to be there, like, like, oh ship look
Speaker 1: she caught though. That's crazy. I know. Every time I
Speaker 1: think of somebody shipping on someone, it's so crazy. How
Speaker 1: like some of the wildest things you've ever seen are
Speaker 1: in grain in your brain. I think you two girls
Speaker 1: one cup just completely like, no, I can't and it
Speaker 1: had it was giving, talk about it was it was giving.
Speaker 1: It was giving lactoast and they just went to serendipity.
Speaker 1: It was giving that I literally had carvel last night.
Speaker 1: This is fucking with You had carvel in your room though, right,
Speaker 1: like chocolate ice cream? Yeah, okay, as long as it's
Speaker 1: in your room and a toilet is nearby. Oh ship,
Speaker 1: maybe it's okay. I can't even eat mother fucking regular
Speaker 1: ice cream. Oh no, no, but like I'm not lactoast,
Speaker 1: but like I just let's just say it a lot.
Speaker 1: But I did want to tape where he was like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: let's get some ice cream or whatever. And when we did,
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to just be a little healthy.
Speaker 1: Let me just do like a gelato because that was
Speaker 1: like a lot of milk. I think smoking it's still milk.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not eggs and gelato that I've had her Like, okay,
Speaker 1: start right this week's Vanilla Ship. If you guys are
Speaker 1: listening for the first time because you came over and
Speaker 1: wanted to see the beautiful couple of and then we
Speaker 1: had sex. Um. We do a segment where we talk
Speaker 1: about sex in the news. Um. This one came across
Speaker 1: my timeline and I was rather disturbed, and I don't
Speaker 1: become disturbed quite often. So the headline for this is
Speaker 1: that a woman says she lets her mother an sister
Speaker 1: sleep with her husband. This girl was originally known for
Speaker 1: just her mom. It was a TikTok that went around
Speaker 1: and then when I saw the sister come in, I
Speaker 1: was like, what, So she is famous on TikTok. Her
Speaker 1: handle is Brooke Macklin two on three. That's right, of course,
Speaker 1: she's a white um. She shows her mom in one
Speaker 1: of the clips under the caption my life, don't judge,
Speaker 1: hashtag swinger, hashtag hot mom and says, me and my
Speaker 1: mom are both swingers and it's great. You know why,
Speaker 1: because when I'm not in the mood, I can just
Speaker 1: let my husband have her. This is my mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love my hobby have her a couple of times
Speaker 1: a week, and I'm that kind of wife. She also
Speaker 1: added that her sister has joined it on the fun
Speaker 1: and said, you want to know how I keep my
Speaker 1: man happy, I let him play with my sister. Bitch.
Speaker 1: We don't want to know. But so, yeah, so I
Speaker 1: wanted to kind of talk with you guys about this
Speaker 1: because I think it's wild. Of course it's crazy. Her
Speaker 1: husband looks Latino, and yes he does. He's definitely a POC.
Speaker 1: I'm just like a little confused because I just kind
Speaker 1: of feel like, aren't they like really close to their families?
Speaker 1: You know, Look, do we have a volume up for this? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god and that kind of life? Yeah. I keep
Speaker 1: my man happy. I love him. Find with my little sister. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm almost not my little sister and not her looking
Speaker 1: all the stuff. She looks her, Yeah, she looks. That
Speaker 1: was a mom because that's kind of okay. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't have to hear it over and over again. I'm
Speaker 1: click on the video, click on it. Yeah she has
Speaker 1: the mom. Actually, ye'd be like, I mean, I'll do Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not kind of white. Okay. He's also not giving
Speaker 1: Latina anymore. He's just giving a tatted white with a tan.
Speaker 1: He's given a He's given a tatted white with a tan.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, right, you feel me?
Speaker 1: My mom is pretty. It's crazy. What's crazy is what
Speaker 1: I don't like about this is it's not giving swinger,
Speaker 1: it's giving incests. Absolutely, So I hate the um. I
Speaker 1: don't know the correlation between a certain lifestyle that goes
Speaker 1: against something that's not Like having sex with your sister
Speaker 1: and your mom is way different or even well, I
Speaker 1: guess she's not having sex with them, is she She's
Speaker 1: just letting her partner. Don't know? She mus with you
Speaker 1: the way that like he was touching her mother in
Speaker 1: front of her and touching his sister, like I feel
Speaker 1: like she'd want to watch. I just got that vibe
Speaker 1: that they're sick and then you're like exploiting it. Like
Speaker 1: that's making me feel a lot worse about kissing my kids.
Speaker 1: I'm suck. That's all I can think about right now.
Speaker 1: We know, by the way, if you've never I'm not
Speaker 1: going to tell you how this matters, But watch the
Speaker 1: movie Oh Boy. I am obsessed with squid games and
Speaker 1: have started getting into Korean film, so I've asked a
Speaker 1: bunch of weird niggas that I know, like, what's the
Speaker 1: best Korean ship? Because it's weird, weird how weird ship?
Speaker 1: Old Boy is one of the best Korean films apparently
Speaker 1: have made of all time. I'm not gonna say how
Speaker 1: it correlates just watching it. But now we gotta see
Speaker 1: I know you do watch it. You gotta like power.
Speaker 1: But do they do they dub it or do I
Speaker 1: gotta read? No, I ain't reading ship when I watched movie.
Speaker 1: If I want to read, I'll read a book. You
Speaker 1: can watch. You're serious, you didn't watch the weird games
Speaker 1: with subtitles with They dubbed it, and they did a
Speaker 1: great job dubbing it. Yeah, but don't you want to
Speaker 1: hear the actors Like No, I don't know them. Next,
Speaker 1: I don't care about how they did it. So I
Speaker 1: like dubbed it when I was cleaning the house because terrible.
Speaker 1: The old women had young voices, like you gotta listen
Speaker 1: to the ship. When they're like their Korean, their voices
Speaker 1: be different. Anyway, Oh my god, I'm cool. Dubb das ship.
Speaker 1: If I want to read, I'll read a book and
Speaker 1: dre I say, some dumb ship like this and everybody
Speaker 1: got on her house and maybe get on just at
Speaker 1: dumb ship. I don't want to watch. I don't want
Speaker 1: to read a movie. Who reads the movie? I want
Speaker 1: a lot of the movie. Globally, we have the biggest
Speaker 1: and there we are worried, and I think it's weird
Speaker 1: of watch some ship. I did a passion to the Christ,
Speaker 1: and I think that's where I ended. Um, do you
Speaker 1: know that came out when I was not a passion
Speaker 1: of the Christ? Like I stopped right there, like passion
Speaker 1: of the Christ. It wasn't Wait, they didn't speak English
Speaker 1: at all in that movie. What did they say? They
Speaker 1: didn't tell me that when I got there though. Wait,
Speaker 1: what did they speak in that movie? I'll tell you
Speaker 1: right now. In the Passion of the Christ it was
Speaker 1: Spanish of the Arabic Aramic, not Aramaic, lane Hebrew. That's
Speaker 1: a lie. Oh that's what it's said. Yeah, okay, well,
Speaker 1: isn't it crazy. I just looked at it, said box
Speaker 1: Off has made thirty million dollars. No, when it was
Speaker 1: thirty million, it made six hundred and twelve them. I
Speaker 1: was thinking, like, don't Podcaster get that? Now? That was
Speaker 1: that was their budget they made to Jesus movie. That's
Speaker 1: a lot. No, that's a high budget, but that they
Speaker 1: definitely got that return. No, I don't, but yeah, no,
Speaker 1: can you imagine fighting for that budget, like we're gonna
Speaker 1: give you guys, it's the Lord. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure Black Jesus had a way lower budget.
Speaker 1: Black Jesus gotta move here the season they did a
Speaker 1: few seasons of Black Jesus. Oh you don't love Black Hello?
Speaker 1: Wait wait bitch, huh tear that ship to the passionate us.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I've only seen Passion of Christ like
Speaker 1: a half the time Jesus. I thought made you were
Speaker 1: talking about some films that like came out with, like Sundance. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. You know, I've been watching all right. Well,
Speaker 1: let's get into a hood dive. The deal for what?
Speaker 1: Don't look at me like this? I get really fed
Speaker 1: up and people see you looking like you know where YouTube,
Speaker 1: they see how you look at me? Weasy ship? Well,
Speaker 1: the hood deal for this week? Um, which is the
Speaker 1: sex tip? Which, by the way, I want to ask
Speaker 1: you guys, we are talking about role playing ideas. However,
Speaker 1: I wanted to get out of the norm because of
Speaker 1: course there's teacher student, there is a professor student. There
Speaker 1: is the stranger you medity, they're different. Professors get paid more. Professor,
Speaker 1: you're an adult teacher student makes me think of high school.
Speaker 1: It's just weird. Okay, what there is a difference, there's
Speaker 1: a different Are we gonna do teachers who didn't know
Speaker 1: professors student tonight? Their salaries much much higher? Um, I
Speaker 1: want to be a U C L A professor c
Speaker 1: U B L. Woods. What I mean? There's what is
Speaker 1: the police officer and the other? I guess if the
Speaker 1: who are you? If you get the criminals? There we go.
Speaker 1: I got one? Okay, you got one. Well. I wanted
Speaker 1: to read these systems from best Life online. I wanted
Speaker 1: to get three that I came across that I thought
Speaker 1: were very interesting. Well, you couldn't even get three normal ones. Man,
Speaker 1: how are you gonna hold you? I don't know who
Speaker 1: other people would doctor, patient, I would say to doctor, nurse,
Speaker 1: to cop, and like the criminal or um or you
Speaker 1: could do the inmate, prisoner, oh, prisoner and the CEO.
Speaker 1: God damn, there's all these words. Okay, maybe the same,
Speaker 1: and I just be getting confused the people in the
Speaker 1: prisoner right, prisoner? Oh you know they probably really be. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm also not going to make this uncomfortable for you,
Speaker 1: but I am because I want I've seen you see you? What?
Speaker 1: No nothing nothing? No? Wait, what do you do for work?
Speaker 1: Are you a ceo? No? No, no, no no no
Speaker 1: no no. I was I'm good, You're good, okay, because
Speaker 1: I was go talking about my gay porn video that
Speaker 1: there really was a CEO fucking a prisoner and it
Speaker 1: was so sad. She said, there really was like they
Speaker 1: had a candid camel. It wasn't like a real cell.
Speaker 1: I was like, I pulled this off. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if they like built the scene or something, but
Speaker 1: it looked real and mean. I guessed that they built it, Mandy.
Speaker 1: I didn't know porn budgets for that. I do know
Speaker 1: somebody that was sucking in the prison. So a man? Yea?
Speaker 1: Was he straight? They put their pussy up on the bars.
Speaker 1: They said it was he was straight. He was straight
Speaker 1: outside of jail hunt. But the CEO was a guy
Speaker 1: or girl. Girl. Oh, this doesn't make it real with you,
Speaker 1: because you know I love the hood nd. I just
Speaker 1: it was like a big beach type nig in there,
Speaker 1: and I knew he was gonna get out or I
Speaker 1: can still get paid either way. Come on, bro, I'm
Speaker 1: putting my ass on the glass. What you mean why not?
Speaker 1: He's surprised? What if he killed somebody, I would only
Speaker 1: the people that I was in there for like something.
Speaker 1: I don't kill that. If it was like a big
Speaker 1: beach prison, you'll think maybe he didn't get his hands dirty.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I like coke dealer type. Nigga, she's fucking
Speaker 1: help dealer type. I like big chain jury. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I like when they have dude boys
Speaker 1: around because they ain't too busy. I just need you
Speaker 1: to know real because I used to like we'd dealers
Speaker 1: maybe having a lot of ship going on. If you
Speaker 1: fought with a coke dealers, they ain't as busy, they
Speaker 1: got like time on her hand, they got somebody running
Speaker 1: for them. Yeah, that's the type of the drug game
Speaker 1: takes lives right. Okay. First of all, we've purchased drugs
Speaker 1: from dealers before, so oh my god, I'm not dealing
Speaker 1: with you from they don't deal with me. Deal with
Speaker 1: a dealer I told I'm stoking with was only dealing good,
Speaker 1: but different dangerous word that was worse. It's material, big dealing.
Speaker 1: What's gonna kill you anyway, that's gonna kill you. But
Speaker 1: you might make it through a coke bitch. You ain't
Speaker 1: gonna make it through the bullet. It was for hunters.
Speaker 1: They were getting dearer. Well, I like that you look
Speaker 1: at me if they come through here. You said, right,
Speaker 1: cattle being right and down, So we all know what's
Speaker 1: wife talking about. They said I had never seen nothing happening,
Speaker 1: and the side bitch told, oh wow, she had no idea.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Shoote, I don't know nothing. I never see nothing.
Speaker 1: You never never tell me. But but when when you
Speaker 1: see the movies, that is what they tell their partners
Speaker 1: to do. Like, I don't want to tell you was
Speaker 1: going on because it will make you guilty. So that's
Speaker 1: for you, all right. So here are three role playing
Speaker 1: um ideas that take you out of the norm. So one,
Speaker 1: this one is called under your Spell. What about a
Speaker 1: role play scene in which there's the hypnotist and the hypnotize.
Speaker 1: The latter is no longer in control of his actions
Speaker 1: or her actions, and even though the hypn the hypnotized
Speaker 1: party is just pretending to be under the hypnotist power
Speaker 1: playing out. The scenario is perfect for those looking to
Speaker 1: push their own personal boundaries and to potentially get over inhibitions,
Speaker 1: even if temporarily. So that's an idea, teach me everything
Speaker 1: you know. This is the other one. Even if you
Speaker 1: and your partner have both been around the block a
Speaker 1: time or two. Assume the roles of someone who is
Speaker 1: sexually inexperienced and someone who has sexually um some special
Speaker 1: techniques to share. I was about that sounds that sounds
Speaker 1: like fun. That sounds fun. This scenario is an opportunity
Speaker 1: to rewrite your sexual history and recapture or create the
Speaker 1: exciting thrill of first time over and over again. The
Speaker 1: last one, this one I chose because it's me. This
Speaker 1: one is called in the name of science what and
Speaker 1: I don't like to sound by solf up. One of
Speaker 1: you is conducting is conducting important research on sexual responses
Speaker 1: and recording the kinds of stimuli that provoked the strongest reactions.
Speaker 1: The other the study subject, who has to submit to
Speaker 1: the rigors of science. What. No, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I could do that one. I like that one, right,
Speaker 1: you bring all the tools. Let me put your comment
Speaker 1: and Petrie Dish like, what do you do? I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I kind of did
Speaker 1: this when I went to the dungeon and I had
Speaker 1: electro play, so like he put the electro play tool
Speaker 1: in my pussy. And he didn't take notes, but he
Speaker 1: controlled like the that was just science being used to
Speaker 1: So that was he could have acted like he was
Speaker 1: taking notes and being a scientist, he could have electro
Speaker 1: play scares the funk out of me. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: lie on it did at first, so we we we
Speaker 1: we barter. So I said, okay, I'll do the electro
Speaker 1: play if I could put your dick in a cock
Speaker 1: cage and if you didn't tell that part of story
Speaker 1: because you always bring up the electro play. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: So I put him in a chastity vote in order
Speaker 1: for him to do the electro play on me. Wait,
Speaker 1: he was wearing it when he did it. You would
Speaker 1: want that? How white was he? Have I ever been
Speaker 1: with a white man? I only eat them? Wo I do.
Speaker 1: And it's fall so I can't wait to put it
Speaker 1: in my chili's. I want you. I want a cracker
Speaker 1: in my chill um. But yeah no. And then I
Speaker 1: also did electro play when I went to Orlando. I
Speaker 1: went to a dungeon and I was suspended in bondage
Speaker 1: and one person flogged me and the other person like
Speaker 1: actually like zapped me with electric and where did they
Speaker 1: uh that it was on the areas that was left out,
Speaker 1: So like I want to say like my arms and
Speaker 1: my ribs and my thighs maybe thighs. Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 1: So have you guys role played with each other last week? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't know. We did. We did ticking, like even
Speaker 1: little central like hand some of that stuff just kind
Speaker 1: of gives me I can't do Yeah, I can't. I
Speaker 1: told you I choose violence. Don't you got to do this?
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever role played with each other? And
Speaker 1: if so? And what and what capacity? Man um. Honestly,
Speaker 1: role playing is something that we've tried a couple of times,
Speaker 1: but we never get like you can't get it too characters.
Speaker 1: I am such It's like it's weird because like I'm
Speaker 1: a freak. When I'm a freak, but like the lead
Speaker 1: up the storyline, like I'm like, yo, think this is you.
Speaker 1: I can't this is you. I can't. Well, you're not
Speaker 1: a teacher. I'm a really bad like actress. I did
Speaker 1: a short film recently and the writer even was like
Speaker 1: I just made the part like you because like you're
Speaker 1: gonna laugh, And all my lines were like me flirting
Speaker 1: with the nigga, like Dan's with you. I can't I
Speaker 1: have I have like a scenario that I want to happen,
Speaker 1: but I don't even know, like you have to suppris
Speaker 1: what let's talk about it and he breaks in, Well yes,
Speaker 1: you said you surprised me. Well no, this is what
Speaker 1: I want. I want to get robbed. Somebody breaks in
Speaker 1: and I have to fund them to keep my family
Speaker 1: safe because I don't have money and I don't I
Speaker 1: can't fight. But if it's like a big nigga, like
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, it is my bussy, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't don't know what to do,
Speaker 1: like just take it, take it off, but I want
Speaker 1: that to have. It's like what do you want? Let
Speaker 1: me give you my boot, I just for the night,
Speaker 1: take it. And I've told him about that before, but
Speaker 1: it's like you gotta sneak and you gotta get me.
Speaker 1: But I usually know when he comes home, it's just
Speaker 1: like I can't but I want to have funny. I'm
Speaker 1: so serious. She wants to save the family. Will help pussy.
Speaker 1: You might you might be like little Brook mccalvin, what's
Speaker 1: that I don't want to my family, but I want to.
Speaker 1: I want to Rob to come in. Just Hopeully it's
Speaker 1: not a cousin, and then I can suck him and
Speaker 1: then my family be safe. You know mine is not
Speaker 1: the same. But I used to have this, like I
Speaker 1: wanted to be a stripper fantasy, and I would I
Speaker 1: have dreams. I would say, this happens a couple of
Speaker 1: times a year. I have dreams was being a stripper,
Speaker 1: and I gotta like funk for money. And it's like
Speaker 1: strippers don't always say escort, no no, but I'm stripping
Speaker 1: in and they like pick me out and I saw
Speaker 1: my pussy. Bro, that's part of it for you. She
Speaker 1: she says, she's going straight to She said, a couple
Speaker 1: of times a year. That's how we're going Yesterday club
Speaker 1: where I make more money with my But I have
Speaker 1: to because when my family needs we I'll be like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, you sucking dick in the strip club too, Bro,
Speaker 1: it's the whole thing. The boom boom room. That's my
Speaker 1: broadcast name. You giving it TV? Now, are you sucking
Speaker 1: the dick with a condom or not? Man? Like it's
Speaker 1: like a death though, Like I have to think about it.
Speaker 1: It's like a death though I've never really done it.
Speaker 1: But I mean, if you're a whole, you're not just
Speaker 1: gonna be sucking random dick. What It's like a niggative
Speaker 1: little like trunk going there then he got money. I
Speaker 1: think that means no condom. I've never really thought about
Speaker 1: like sucking, Like obviously i'd use it for penetration, but
Speaker 1: I never really thought about it in my fantasy. I'm
Speaker 1: bare back bro. You know what, in the fantasy I'll
Speaker 1: be saying. I'm like, oh my god, I can't potential
Speaker 1: non consensual in my dream. Don't do it? Please? I stick? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're stick, You're just a little sick. You want to
Speaker 1: sucking a Spider Man outfit? Did I and me a
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtle and Ninja Turtle? I knew you was wrong.
Speaker 1: I ain't say Spider Man. I want to do the
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtle. It thinks I don't think I would be
Speaker 1: in the Spider Man. Which is more wild. You telling
Speaker 1: the nigga that you've a fantasy of being sucking a
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtle costume and saying, O, yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: be a stripper and like, you know stripper you and
Speaker 1: like I like a little I just think I really
Speaker 1: liked the word the name Leonardo, Like I just like
Speaker 1: I justly Jeff Bezos girl, clearly and clearly, I just
Speaker 1: want to scream Leonardo. And then when you go get
Speaker 1: pizza afterwards, like I really thought this through. No, come
Speaker 1: do you say bonga? You know what? Now? You can
Speaker 1: it so forward for you? Maybe that would be the
Speaker 1: safe word. I like that being the safe word. Well,
Speaker 1: I wanted to get into our horrible decision now for
Speaker 1: this week, UM, because you guys have been married for
Speaker 1: two years, together for four so six total? Correct? Did
Speaker 1: I do that? Math? Writer didn't gather for saying damn?
Speaker 1: All right, my look, he's still ain't he's still ain't
Speaker 1: robbed me yet, but goddamn it, I've been in this
Speaker 1: marriage for four years. Um. So one of the videos
Speaker 1: that I saw on your page, UM, that came from
Speaker 1: one of your podcast episodes, UM, was where you decided
Speaker 1: to ask him this brave question of how many people
Speaker 1: has he what is the most people he has had
Speaker 1: sex with in one day? And his response, could you
Speaker 1: go ahead and share with the audience please? Three? And
Speaker 1: that is not a threesome. That is not a foursome.
Speaker 1: These are all at different times. But I watched my
Speaker 1: dick with like you knowaby wife, all right, that was
Speaker 1: like I believe because the person you did a baby
Speaker 1: in the third year, No, no, I was. I was
Speaker 1: very I was worried about my hygiene and I wanted
Speaker 1: to come in this were you exactly you can't hygiene
Speaker 1: and not her pH that's what right. I ain't know
Speaker 1: about that back, I mean the first second and third
Speaker 1: like tell us about that was your come weaker. What
Speaker 1: I do remember is the second time I barelynt it,
Speaker 1: and then the third time I net it more than
Speaker 1: any time that day, probably because you were like thinking
Speaker 1: about the other times I did that. I don't remember,
Speaker 1: but I know it was good. Did you tell any
Speaker 1: of them that they were like, yo, the second one
Speaker 1: knew was good. The second one new was the second
Speaker 1: one knew that you had already sucked up? That was
Speaker 1: a whole too, So you know, alright, can talk together.
Speaker 1: That's kind of hot a little bit, right, And she
Speaker 1: was and she was older than me, so she never
Speaker 1: really like judged me or anything like that like you
Speaker 1: got some earlier. Okay, okay, it was we had a
Speaker 1: really good relationship. We we had that for years. Is
Speaker 1: like the restaurant when her husband was also at the restaurant.
Speaker 1: That was different. So now we're gonna get into the
Speaker 1: horrible decision for this. So, um, what kind of restaurant
Speaker 1: was Wait, I want to get into it, Logan Lowan
Speaker 1: with the peanuts on the floor. Not it on the floor.
Speaker 1: It was in the bathroom. But yeah, she had she
Speaker 1: had a fantasy of being in the bathroom and somebody
Speaker 1: walking in and sucking her. So I did that. But
Speaker 1: oh so you did her fantasy, but you can't do
Speaker 1: your wife fantasy that everybody that I think did happen
Speaker 1: that day or you know, I knew, I knew, I
Speaker 1: was man. She was like, so it's gonna happen, be
Speaker 1: gonna be gonna sit down. What she wanted me to
Speaker 1: do is bring my actual girlfriend that I was with
Speaker 1: at the time. She wanted me to bring her to
Speaker 1: the restaurant and then walk off. So that's what I did.
Speaker 1: It was kind of hot. It was me. It was
Speaker 1: me and my girlfriend came into the restaurant. Her and
Speaker 1: her colleague had came in at the restaurant as well.
Speaker 1: They walked past us. I get scared. I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's crazy. So I see her walk up
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I go to the bathroom. We fucked
Speaker 1: for for a couple of minutes. Um, I know I
Speaker 1: didn't not. She may have notne it. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: But all all I remember is coming back to the
Speaker 1: table and her and the guy her colleague actually moving
Speaker 1: up closer to me and my girlfriend just to be
Speaker 1: an ass like. And we sat there and I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: if I get caught, it was worth it. It was worse.
Speaker 1: At first it sounded bad, but then it's like, no,
Speaker 1: it was. It was. It was what it was man like.
Speaker 1: But I was in college though, like I was experimenting.
Speaker 1: It was one of the first times I was having sex.
Speaker 1: Like it was. It was amazing. Did you tell your
Speaker 1: girlfriend you were taking a ship or something? No, I
Speaker 1: just said, I gotta go to the bathroom. And she
Speaker 1: was good with it. She was good with it. You
Speaker 1: had to do the number two. I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: tell me anything like that. She was just like, you
Speaker 1: took a long time. I was like, yeah, she didn't.
Speaker 1: She did not. Did you ever tell her, Like, if
Speaker 1: she's watching this episode right now, well, she know what
Speaker 1: because how often did you go to logan? We didn't,
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't think about that, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean she married with a child now she definitely know
Speaker 1: who she is now, right, she knows who she is now.
Speaker 1: So I wanted because you sat there and listened to this,
Speaker 1: the horrible decision for this week is over sharing your
Speaker 1: sexual past. Um only because even in my last relationship,
Speaker 1: I shared a lot. I shared a lot of what
Speaker 1: I did with other people, with other guys, uh, sexually,
Speaker 1: non sexually, just kind of what my sexual life was
Speaker 1: like prior to being with him, And I wanted to
Speaker 1: ask the two of you before getting together how much
Speaker 1: that conversation was had and if oversharing you think is
Speaker 1: a good thing or a bad thing. Um. He shared
Speaker 1: a lot in the beginning, and then at first I
Speaker 1: wasn't like I felt like I'm supposed to not be
Speaker 1: okay with this, Like I felt like I was supposed
Speaker 1: to have an attitude. But I really didn't care as
Speaker 1: much as I thought I did. So I would have
Speaker 1: arguments with him all the time like oh so that
Speaker 1: must be the best that you did this with, and
Speaker 1: this is the best that you did this with. But
Speaker 1: then as it went on, and we started having more conversations,
Speaker 1: and then we started he like he knew I was by,
Speaker 1: and we started finding out we both wanted to go
Speaker 1: out and go venture out and do a little shit.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh so the whole time,
Speaker 1: I won't even that mad at you about all that.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, not you being a whole leading to
Speaker 1: find out she like women and that I was old.
Speaker 1: So for real life, we can I want now, I
Speaker 1: don't care. I wanted to make sure when we first
Speaker 1: got together that she wasn't worried about anything about my
Speaker 1: past she might have heard about because because everybody knew
Speaker 1: about from Virginia M Radio. He did all that ship
Speaker 1: and everybody knew. So what's your relationships as now? Are
Speaker 1: you guys? Open? You monogamous or swing? Okay? Well, how
Speaker 1: do you describe swing A Jason? Uh? Well, honestly, it's
Speaker 1: the idea of swinging. Um. Well, we haven't really gotten
Speaker 1: into it too much, you know, we're still we've done
Speaker 1: three sings and ship like that. We haven't I don't
Speaker 1: know completely if he's okay with me a dude yet?
Speaker 1: Are you? I don't know yet, but it's and it's
Speaker 1: okay to know, I really like that both of y'all
Speaker 1: are just like I don't know, because I think a
Speaker 1: lot of times even we talked about it with with
Speaker 1: a lot of the swingers or sex club couples or
Speaker 1: people like uh, Holly and Dollar, they called their relationship customized.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you don't have an answer, you don't have a
Speaker 1: bucket that you're falling because you really don't know. I
Speaker 1: know when I went to the sex club, like we
Speaker 1: kind of went in loosely with boundaries because I didn't
Speaker 1: know what I would like and what I wouldn't like,
Speaker 1: and we just both had to be open to being
Speaker 1: upset but talking about it like nothing that happens in year,
Speaker 1: we'll break us up, but it's something is the boundary
Speaker 1: is something you don't like, let's be okay to talk
Speaker 1: about it after and acknowledge each other's feelings. I think
Speaker 1: it's also very important as well. Well. That kind of happened.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry not to go ahead. That kind of happened
Speaker 1: when we went to the sex club for the first time.
Speaker 1: Let's hear about it, um, because I guess which one was?
Speaker 1: Where was this? In part? It was the party party
Speaker 1: we went there, um, real show every the atmosphere was cool.
Speaker 1: We get up to the floor where everything saw us
Speaker 1: popping and nobody's doing anything. So I'm like, baby, we
Speaker 1: gotta something. We gotta get this popping. Yeah, we gotta
Speaker 1: start like that. I got start so um. So we
Speaker 1: saw it. We saw engaging and everything, and we're enjoying
Speaker 1: ourselves and this dude comes This dude comes over with
Speaker 1: his dick out and he's jerking it and he's saying
Speaker 1: something to her. And immediately in my mind and I'm like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I feel that doesn't
Speaker 1: sound consensual, that that doesn't it. It was it was
Speaker 1: really he was like touch my in my head, I
Speaker 1: guess I was like, I think I found the boundary.
Speaker 1: I think I found I think that's it right there.
Speaker 1: He was just like I was like no, no, he
Speaker 1: said no, did it at least walk away like two times.
Speaker 1: But it was just I was like, I don't have
Speaker 1: no but I'm here to be free. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: do whatever the funk I want. He was like that
Speaker 1: my dick took. I was like, Nope, that's it, that's
Speaker 1: that's what you are interested. Maybe it was him, I
Speaker 1: think too like that's too abrasive. Yeah, it is. That
Speaker 1: is that as the first experience, literally just walked up
Speaker 1: to me and it was just like him right here
Speaker 1: and then with his dick out you I'm sucking him
Speaker 1: at the time, I'm sitting on him, like when he's
Speaker 1: coming to her, he's like in the middle. So shouldn't
Speaker 1: get better though, Like did y'all did he get that?
Speaker 1: That was real drunk? So to be honest, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you was the way a lot of it. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: every everyone, we went and we started it. We started
Speaker 1: the party. Um, but like I said, it was just
Speaker 1: those type of things. I didn't know what was what
Speaker 1: to expect. I ain't know the dude came up to
Speaker 1: what I wanna be good or anything like that. But um,
Speaker 1: I'm very willing to find out, you know. And we
Speaker 1: have the we have the type of relationship sail me
Speaker 1: out no no, no, Now, we have the type of
Speaker 1: relationship where we're super open even in the moment. So
Speaker 1: if I'm not viving, I know, I'm I'm I'm comfortable.
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable and confident that if I said, baby, I
Speaker 1: ain't with that, then are there are there things in
Speaker 1: both of your past that you haven't shared with each
Speaker 1: other because you feel as though it would somehow change
Speaker 1: the way the other person thinks of you or views you,
Speaker 1: or even the dynamic of your current relationship. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I don't know. We talked about way too
Speaker 1: much ship. Yeah, we talked about a lot of ship.
Speaker 1: Have you learned something about each other since you've started
Speaker 1: the pod? Like when you were oh hell yeah, a
Speaker 1: couple of a couple of stories. He told me what
Speaker 1: um little ship, like when he went to massage parlor
Speaker 1: and he got violated and didn't like it was. I
Speaker 1: didn't know about that, Like little stuff like that. It's
Speaker 1: not anything like really serious like that. I know. Have
Speaker 1: you found anything about me? Yeah? I found out that
Speaker 1: you would hope for a robber, you would hope for
Speaker 1: everything else. I think we've talked about before that like
Speaker 1: that's different. I want you, she wants you to be
Speaker 1: You got the key in my house. Don't use it that,
Speaker 1: don't use the But yeah, we we learned stuff every day.
Speaker 1: I mean, because I think when you're in a relationship
Speaker 1: and you're talking about stuff, you don't really think. Oh,
Speaker 1: let me mention this, Let me mention that. Let mention this.
Speaker 1: But with the podcast, we get a chance to just
Speaker 1: talk free form and you'll say something it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: ship that happened. Oh I remember this, you know. It's
Speaker 1: like a lot of my stories. I didn't remember until
Speaker 1: we saw there doing the show. Wow. So she got
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff right there. I didn't learn one thing.
Speaker 1: I learned one time that he had this woman, uh
Speaker 1: say a poem she wrote while she was sucking. That
Speaker 1: was here, like literally saying a poem while she was
Speaker 1: sucking his dick. That was interesting, but but you definitely
Speaker 1: couldn't understand anything she was saying. No, No No, she was
Speaker 1: just she was a poet. She was she was like,
Speaker 1: it was amazing. It was she So we went um
Speaker 1: I was hosting his open mic. Okay, say what happened?
Speaker 1: No reliving, No, I'm just I was excited. It was
Speaker 1: amazing open I see her perform. She comes out afterwards
Speaker 1: and she's like, yo, you know, let's come to the crypt,
Speaker 1: like I'll go to your house. I'm like, al right, cool.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't on no sexual thing. It was just
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna come over. Why else would someone
Speaker 1: just come out I do that. I wasn't thinking like, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking like that. It was just it was
Speaker 1: she comes over and she's like, can I read you
Speaker 1: a poem? I'm like, she's time, not even but she said,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get arousing everything, and I'm like it
Speaker 1: was she was a sex she was, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to humble the poet. No maya pussy poet.
Speaker 1: No no, no, I can't be her name. No no,
Speaker 1: yeah that's her name. But anyway, so she read the
Speaker 1: first poem, I'm hard. She sees that I'm working with
Speaker 1: myself and she comes over. So you just started so
Speaker 1: you were working with your dick. Yeah, she was reading
Speaker 1: the poem, but she just came over to read her
Speaker 1: She could have run another poem. She didn't have to
Speaker 1: read that one about the dick sucking. That's fair. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know you had one about your track, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So she so she sucked it and
Speaker 1: she was like, I'm gonna read you another one. And
Speaker 1: by reading, she wasn't like had the paper her hand
Speaker 1: like she knew that. No, No, she wasn't free. This
Speaker 1: beach good because I'm sure they were it's the fact
Speaker 1: that he remembered that they were good poems. Like I
Speaker 1: was like, I put on my jury just to suck
Speaker 1: my exactly good times, man, good times. That sounds like fun.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, until she wanted me to fun. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, I ain't trying to do that. So
Speaker 1: she read a poem on your dick, and you wouldn't
Speaker 1: even give her to day. First of all, I gave
Speaker 1: you a performance and yeah, I undertay you. I get
Speaker 1: paid for this. And you couldn't even seen the tip
Speaker 1: jar earlier. You ain't et Wait, so did you leave lee? Hers?
Speaker 1: Was the poem better than the head? Oh that's a no.
Speaker 1: She she taught me some stuff that day. Okay, well damn,
Speaker 1: look right, you'd be doing your things. I taught him ship.
Speaker 1: I never knew that you could, uh, you can nut
Speaker 1: and then get hard again, Like she sucked my dick.
Speaker 1: I nutted, she swallowed it, kept sucking. I'm hard again
Speaker 1: and she's sucking again. That that was the first time
Speaker 1: that I think she taught you something more than like
Speaker 1: most people are used to men pushing them off when
Speaker 1: they come like there are a few things I've read
Speaker 1: about I mean, it's worked sometimes for me. I think
Speaker 1: it's been on the person. But like it depends if
Speaker 1: you're giving too much stimulation, you keep sucking at the tip,
Speaker 1: it's too sensitive. That's why I mentally like STAPs, how stop.
Speaker 1: But it has to like fully go in your throat
Speaker 1: or your pussy. If you come in her pussy, pull
Speaker 1: out and then just put it back in and just
Speaker 1: stay in her pussy for a little bit, you'll grow again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, I'll be liking that like that. That's not
Speaker 1: like maybe shaved me so much for cream pies. I
Speaker 1: literally have been with the name guy for the last
Speaker 1: year and a half. I nick, we did nothing else. Hello, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. She was like, this is disgusting. We got
Speaker 1: a new girl here. He was like like, when you
Speaker 1: hit it right back, and I'm like, it sounds like
Speaker 1: a cream pie. Maybe because I'm not calling it a
Speaker 1: cream pie. He would come and just go back in
Speaker 1: and be hard again. It's not like I was like
Speaker 1: waiting for it to ooze out of my couchie. I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's going now, he's just using his comings lube, right.
Speaker 1: But the cream pie idea is just yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: I think it's just come in. Yeah, it's not like
Speaker 1: he's coming. And then I'm pushing it out to see
Speaker 1: the cream ooze out. And actually, don't think I think
Speaker 1: about cream pie just means someone comes to me. In
Speaker 1: my head, I'll see in my mind it's the whole
Speaker 1: act of I'm coming, and then I'm pushing it out
Speaker 1: and it's a cream pie, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like I'm thinking of the m pies. You see the
Speaker 1: feeling like I'm thinking of a pie. You looking at
Speaker 1: a pie, a custard, the apple. That's funny because I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: I don't think of a doughnut hole. Maybe you're thinking
Speaker 1: of you getting open, getting crispy cream. She got cream.
Speaker 1: A cream pie is on the top. You're getting busted.
Speaker 1: Don't know. I have an egg galergy. I do not
Speaker 1: do Boston cream. But I mean that's basically what it is. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not listening to anymore anyway. By
Speaker 1: the way, speaking of that some dumbass nigger and I'll
Speaker 1: never forget it. And I was so turned off. He
Speaker 1: was like, you got an egg galergy? Right? He was
Speaker 1: like can you still And I was like, dude, don't
Speaker 1: say it. Okay, So here's my question, though, I do
Speaker 1: have a question because we is, you know, around the
Speaker 1: holiday season, and deviled eggs go with the meals. You
Speaker 1: feel me, eggs is in the Mecan cheese. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of things with eggs. If a man egg knock,
Speaker 1: a man eat a lot of eggs, can't kiss me
Speaker 1: even But what will it be in his sperm? No,
Speaker 1: I don't think that. Could you get allergic reaction. I'm
Speaker 1: allergic to the protein in a yolk and egg whites, right,
Speaker 1: so I don't know if it comes out of there, dick.
Speaker 1: But I mean, the only reason I remember this is
Speaker 1: my dad used to kiss me goodbye when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, and he always ate eggs and it would
Speaker 1: always be a rash on my cheek. I thought it
Speaker 1: was just beard. And then I've been out with dudes
Speaker 1: that have eaten some wagg and like I'd be like, funk,
Speaker 1: why is my mouth shingling? Oh yeah, Oh damn, that sucks.
Speaker 1: I know that really sucks. But if I don't want
Speaker 1: to get no dick, like I'm a bad I'm already
Speaker 1: dying with the fact that all these Muslim niggas from
Speaker 1: Harlem don't like pork. Right, So I'm not really eating
Speaker 1: my bacon, egg and cheese no more. But the one
Speaker 1: thing I realized I cannot do. I ain't dating no
Speaker 1: nigga with a shellfish allergy because the way I'm eating
Speaker 1: lobster when we go out and the way I like
Speaker 1: my prawn nigga, you just we just can't be together.
Speaker 1: Take your shellfish allergy. And someone I did go out
Speaker 1: and want to the niggas we went to learn that.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize like he was on his no pork ship.
Speaker 1: He was like, you gotta need soups on me in
Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, we got claimed how they
Speaker 1: got pork in it? Oh fun, I can't do no
Speaker 1: more fucking pork y'all. And I was like, god, damn, bro,
Speaker 1: like why your names? I always have something wrong with you?
Speaker 1: We get fucking no pork. Didn't athlete niggas be like,
Speaker 1: I ain't drinking right now? What the fuck? They ain't
Speaker 1: drinking right now? They're lying I had a shellfish allergae
Speaker 1: and she didn't know, and doude want to go eat
Speaker 1: out and it swolled no. She just told me that
Speaker 1: she didn't know, and they had to get ben and
Speaker 1: drilling all that ship and tickets to the hospital like
Speaker 1: it just swell. All I knew was it swelled up.
Speaker 1: I ain't see it. I don't know, but I didn't
Speaker 1: know she in paint. I think it was it was patient. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Sometimes I get like hives. They don't hurt, but they
Speaker 1: just looked crazy. Maybe your pussy to look the little nuts.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna nuts. I'm going straight to the r.
Speaker 1: That's if it looks like nuts, don't look it. Does
Speaker 1: it look like how Will space Will Smith space looks?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine when you get there and you're like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Because you look funny like? And I
Speaker 1: didn't want to and I didn't want to bring up
Speaker 1: Will Smith before we get into our homemail. Will Smith
Speaker 1: uh is recently released a book Um, and he talks
Speaker 1: about his insecurity of Jada's love for Tupac. I want
Speaker 1: to ask both of you if there is any X
Speaker 1: that has left that much of an impact in your
Speaker 1: life that bothers your current part? Are you trying to
Speaker 1: shake the way? Oh? Both? I think that he might
Speaker 1: think there is one, but I don't care anymore. There is.
Speaker 1: It's a little big lives in this city. As a
Speaker 1: matter there is Okay, yeah, we're going to not I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the issue is. As a matter
Speaker 1: of fact, I've tried to set them two together on
Speaker 1: camera in front of each other, that worked their situation out,
Speaker 1: and I thought everything was good. Obviously it wasn't. Um,
Speaker 1: this was recent. This this was about a year and
Speaker 1: a half two okay, yeah, um, but yeah, they sat down.
Speaker 1: I thought everything was gonna be good. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm in the building too, so it's no problems, like
Speaker 1: you see, we're just friends. Not that. Um. It was
Speaker 1: very much like, oh, that was his friend that wanted
Speaker 1: to call him all times in the night. And I
Speaker 1: remember one day I went to his house to go
Speaker 1: he had to go somewhere. You don't want me to
Speaker 1: talk about it, No, No, I'm just saying, you're not
Speaker 1: going to preface the story by saying, hey, we weren't married.
Speaker 1: This was right before. But I went to go pick
Speaker 1: him up somewhere. And when I went, I want to
Speaker 1: drop something off. And I knew, uh, this person was
Speaker 1: supposed to be bringing him to like another a city
Speaker 1: or something like that, so I knew she was going whatever.
Speaker 1: But I get there and he's in the room with
Speaker 1: the door closed and the door locked, and his son
Speaker 1: is calling up there like hey, daddy, daddy, such a
Speaker 1: suches here and he don't come outside, he don't come downstairs,
Speaker 1: he don't do nothing. And then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: came out like, oh you know he was here, Like
Speaker 1: I'm just like, why then are you in there with
Speaker 1: the door closed with this person in there by yourself?
Speaker 1: And you knew like we together, and I can I
Speaker 1: ask you, is it something? Because now you guys are
Speaker 1: married and have such this strong bond, would you guys
Speaker 1: ever bring anyone from the past into the bedroom with you? Guys?
Speaker 1: The whole story, because I mean we were I was
Speaker 1: packing my bags like legit, and I told her this
Speaker 1: from get go. I wasn't doing nothing. I've never cheated
Speaker 1: on it. I don't care anymore. But at the time
Speaker 1: it bothered me a little bit. But that's why. So
Speaker 1: when you did the FaceTime zoom thing, whatever was going
Speaker 1: on or was it in person? It was a person? Okay,
Speaker 1: So how did it go? I just left. I dropped,
Speaker 1: but I had to drop off and I got in
Speaker 1: the car and I left. Yeah, she gave me attitude
Speaker 1: for a while, and I was like, listen, we were
Speaker 1: in the room. It wasn't no issue. Like the door
Speaker 1: must have closed by itself, Like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: must have closed or not. But I don't care. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't. Okay, that's cool. We can
Speaker 1: meet up late later. No, I'm okay, all right? And
Speaker 1: so would you guys ever bring anyone we have? Oh
Speaker 1: y'all have? Yeah? Yeah, somebody from his past we have?
Speaker 1: Would you would you allow her to bring someone from
Speaker 1: her pass into the bedroom? Was there another? Okay? I
Speaker 1: don't want me to know the dicks. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: that's been that's been my problem. I had I had
Speaker 1: the past to bring another guy into the bedroom, but
Speaker 1: it was just nobody from my past. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I at least know what's good already. Why not that's
Speaker 1: the problem, right, I wouldn't want that either. Don't be
Speaker 1: reminiscent on. I ain't with them, but it was at
Speaker 1: least good. I at least, No, I want to be pleased.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have me if this nigga fus another bishop
Speaker 1: he used to with, Right, we all started sucking and
Speaker 1: then she'd be like, yeah, I know you like that
Speaker 1: she exactly are you're responding? You can suck it, but
Speaker 1: don't moan, don't say nothing. All right, well, let's get
Speaker 1: to this holemeil real quick. I would love you guys
Speaker 1: input because it is from someone married. Um. This homemail
Speaker 1: is called logistics of Sex. Hello ladies, I recently discovered
Speaker 1: your channel on YouTube and you too have the most
Speaker 1: amazing energy. Absolutely love you guys. Oh thank you. I
Speaker 1: am emailing because I have a question about the logistics
Speaker 1: of sex. I recently got married to a man that
Speaker 1: is six too versus my five ft four I have
Speaker 1: only ever had sex with one partner prior to being married,
Speaker 1: and he was the one that took control of everything.
Speaker 1: So now that I'm with my husband, I am trying
Speaker 1: to figure sex out. I really wanted to figure out
Speaker 1: how to be on top in a comfortable way. My
Speaker 1: husband is super understanding, but I get so embarrassed because
Speaker 1: I can't figure out a comfortable way. I am a
Speaker 1: thicker girl, but I have shorter legs. So if I
Speaker 1: am on top and my legs are bit, my shins
Speaker 1: don't touch the bed or couch. I would really appreciate
Speaker 1: any help with positions to be on top, thank you
Speaker 1: in advance. Now I'm short that not to get on top,
Speaker 1: there's there is the froggy position, which is of course
Speaker 1: using your mega stallion knees and listen, you and me both.
Speaker 1: But I did want to ask because there's a bit
Speaker 1: of a height difference. I can tell with you guys
Speaker 1: too well you have feels not that much, not that much,
Speaker 1: I mean, don't don't act like look okay, okay, well okay,
Speaker 1: Well I wanted to know what other ways you get
Speaker 1: on top? She don't You got to do is reminiscent
Speaker 1: think about what I did. But my when my legs,
Speaker 1: you know, my knees was I'm to be thirty five, man,
Speaker 1: I just feel like I don't know, like I would,
Speaker 1: you know, the little I would do that, but I don't.
Speaker 1: She just got her head. I forgot. I mean more,
Speaker 1: that's I'm more like from the back. That's like my ship,
Speaker 1: like you just from the back. She like being folded
Speaker 1: like a press shoe. I had to learn how to
Speaker 1: funk in different positions that I've never done before. But
Speaker 1: that's not good for somebody that's tall. And then somebody
Speaker 1: like he gonna be real uncomfortable. My ex was six nine.
Speaker 1: I'm oh, yeah, we made me like the certain positions
Speaker 1: aren't difficult. I mean, but we've done a lot of
Speaker 1: positions where I think that that to be in my
Speaker 1: advice to her actually is outside of maybe focusing on
Speaker 1: you writing, maybe maybe do it on a chair. That's
Speaker 1: a good way to ride. So him sitting down on
Speaker 1: the couch and you just keep watch on the video
Speaker 1: with um when we had Sharon's in here, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I did the chair thing. Yeah, you have to put
Speaker 1: them sitting down on a chair. You're like back is
Speaker 1: to them, right, but your your feet were tucked. I
Speaker 1: would say that. But an easier way for me to
Speaker 1: ride dick would be if he's just sitting down on
Speaker 1: the couch, then all I gotta do is stand up
Speaker 1: and go like this, that's gotta go up and down,
Speaker 1: because that's a lot of a lot of work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if you tuck your feet, all you gotta do
Speaker 1: is move your hips that man as long as the
Speaker 1: dick is aside and around and keep the dicks don't like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I gotta go through all this where do
Speaker 1: I sit just the legs like it's a lot of work,
Speaker 1: like our legs just aren't a strong and like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I got bad knees. Yeah we all do that.
Speaker 1: I'll say we all have bad nick out of party
Speaker 1: or now. Hell yes, but he looked like he got
Speaker 1: a baby leg, So I think he sucks the sh
Speaker 1: out of her, Like you see how happy she is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he definitely got a good It ain't the money, it's
Speaker 1: because she's rich. Yeah, it's the baby. It's the baby leg.
Speaker 1: It's the baby leg. And like the way that she
Speaker 1: passed in. That's how I know. I get like over
Speaker 1: I over exposed myself and my relationship. When the dick
Speaker 1: is crazy good, I just start posting dumb ship. I'll
Speaker 1: post that nigga's hand everything. When baby cooking again, Yah
Speaker 1: know that was my thing, like cooking like he did
Speaker 1: the dick so good, Like it was definitely cooking for me.
Speaker 1: That's probably why I'm such a good white. I cook
Speaker 1: every single day, every every meal, every meal, every single
Speaker 1: Do you have a job of comedy? Literally all that's okay,
Speaker 1: and that's late and spend time. Yeah, and then kids
Speaker 1: mad kids, so they gotta eat, so he gotta eat that.
Speaker 1: Guess Yeah, he's like another kid. Yeah, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I tell her I would cook, but she does such
Speaker 1: a good job. What would be your advice for people? Uh,
Speaker 1: for marriage, A long last relationship communication that's not so cliche,
Speaker 1: but that's really it. I mean, y'all shared each other's
Speaker 1: whole sexual path. Now, it's the This is the best
Speaker 1: relationship I've ever been in just the last one. Goddamn no,
Speaker 1: But I'm saying this was the best relationship from the
Speaker 1: get go because we just communicated. We overly communicated in
Speaker 1: the beginning. Um, and it wasn't like we were doing
Speaker 1: it for any particular reason. We were just communicating because
Speaker 1: that was just our vibe together. I also love that
Speaker 1: you mentioned just over communicating be a good thing, being
Speaker 1: a good thing, because, um, my friends said that I
Speaker 1: over communicated too much was my last partner, And I
Speaker 1: was just like, how is that a bad thing? Like overshare?
Speaker 1: They said I overshared and I overcommunicated thing. But he
Speaker 1: used your past or something you said to weaponize against you.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and I think like the only thing like that,
Speaker 1: there's one basketball team that just doesn't get played on
Speaker 1: TV now, But outside of that, like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like outside of that, there's really been nothing,
Speaker 1: like he's just always been like I understand this was
Speaker 1: you before we were together x y Z elemental P.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Like so it's I love that you said
Speaker 1: that y'all overshared in the beginning, because I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people when dating come in with masks on.
Speaker 1: They come in feeling as though they can't show up
Speaker 1: as exactly who they are, either with fantasies their sexual past.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of women feel like if they did
Speaker 1: a MMF threesome, damn the guy I'm dating right now,
Speaker 1: maybe I can't share that because he's gonna look at
Speaker 1: me different or judge me. And so I like that
Speaker 1: you guys said that y'all came in sharing a out
Speaker 1: of those. Yeah, the last relationship I was in was
Speaker 1: definitely one of those where I was like, I feel
Speaker 1: like I can't do anything because he's gonna judge every
Speaker 1: thing I do. And then I got here and I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, so I like fucking and like all
Speaker 1: ship Like he was like, oh, that's fine, that's cool.
Speaker 1: So I think that over share. It's your partner, so
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be able to share. You shouldn't really
Speaker 1: be I mean, you have your own thoughts and feelings
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, but you shouldn't be like keeping secrets,
Speaker 1: like you shouldn't feel like you have to keep us. Honestly,
Speaker 1: the more you show yourself to like, because one person
Speaker 1: could say maybe it's over sharing, but yeah, the more
Speaker 1: you show yourself, the more someone falls in love with
Speaker 1: you. You You feel so comfortable. Like this live show we
Speaker 1: just had. I mean, my nigga see me at the
Speaker 1: live shows before, but I just didn't give a There
Speaker 1: was a cute nigga in the front. I was learning
Speaker 1: when with the same nigger and he was there with
Speaker 1: his girlfriend. Damn what it was. And I'm talking about
Speaker 1: how I didn't use condoms back in the day. I
Speaker 1: don't like, I don't care, like at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, like how with you like? And I feel
Speaker 1: like sometimes as funny as it is to say, like, oh,
Speaker 1: money is a hole, when someone is comfortable telling you that,
Speaker 1: ship it's because they really trust you. And I do
Speaker 1: believe people share things that are from their past. If
Speaker 1: you were still a home, maybe be a little reserved.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not gonna lie for all the
Speaker 1: holes listening. Find you another hole like I know, my nigga,
Speaker 1: it wasn't hole because even when we went to the
Speaker 1: sex club, I literally the way he'd be sucking me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so you're just gonna put her foot in
Speaker 1: your mouth too, like damn. Like, but he sucks so good.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, it makes sense. Pos should just be
Speaker 1: with hos Like I think it really makes sense because
Speaker 1: you don't you let that all of those sexual judgments
Speaker 1: just leave your mind, like, okay you are. It's funny
Speaker 1: to ask about together too, Yeah, yeah, do it all
Speaker 1: the time. Like I ain't gonna hold you. I'll be like, damn,
Speaker 1: so I'm getting that ragged dick. Now you're giving me
Speaker 1: the redge. You'll give everybody this, don't you come up?
Speaker 1: So find your homemade. Find you find your homemade because
Speaker 1: y'all y'all found each other. Y'all are each other's homemade.
Speaker 1: Y podcast name change to find you guys, your podcast
Speaker 1: is called And then we had sex and what about
Speaker 1: your social media's um well, and then we had sexes
Speaker 1: Instagram on Facebook and all this stuff. I guess Christensville's
Speaker 1: for me. That's my Instagram and I don't use a
Speaker 1: lot of other stuff. But just that, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: have it in the description too if you can't find him.
Speaker 1: But what's your favorite episode so people can go and
Speaker 1: look at this? Yeah, uh, maybe the one? What was
Speaker 1: the one? The case spot, the one we just did
Speaker 1: and Louis VI vagina. Oh that's Louis VI Vagina like
Speaker 1: password like hoodie, I like that vagina. Al right, well,
Speaker 1: and guys, we want to thank all of you who
Speaker 1: pulled up on us at our New York show, our
Speaker 1: d C show, our l A show, um, and of
Speaker 1: course we're wrapping up one in Atlanta, Georgia. Also, if
Speaker 1: you are still looking for stocking stuffers, go on over
Speaker 1: to hor hive dot com. We have tons of things
Speaker 1: on our Horrible Decisions merch site. We have pins, we
Speaker 1: have uh water bottles, we have ash trays, we have lighters,
Speaker 1: we have fucking what else do we have on there?
Speaker 1: We have of course t shirt, tooty sweatpants. We have
Speaker 1: a hoe bag. That's right, you could pack up your
Speaker 1: whole bag now. Um, so that's dope. We just have
Speaker 1: a lot of ship over there. Um, we still have hats.
Speaker 1: Panties may still be on there for sale. Just going
Speaker 1: over to a hor hive dot com and make sure
Speaker 1: you cop that sheet. And um, we're looking forward to
Speaker 1: hopefully dropping tour dates with you guys soon. UM. So
Speaker 1: if we did not come to your city, please let
Speaker 1: us know where you want to see us next so
Speaker 1: we can let our agents know and they can get
Speaker 1: us CEO city because maybe I don't be knowing. Um.
Speaker 1: Other than that, we do you have anything else? That's it? Um,
Speaker 1: we love you yep, and check out our Patreon that's Patreon,
Speaker 1: not com back slash Horrible Decisions. We're leaving you with
Speaker 1: a five minute bonus clip. Make sure you check that out. Um,
Speaker 1: this has been yet another episode form Decisions. Bye, thank
Speaker 1: you guys, thank you, it's bonus big Hey everybody, welcome
Speaker 1: back to another Patreon episode of Horrible Decisions. We are
Speaker 1: recording in two different time zones. We are I don't know,
Speaker 1: we've done that a few times, I think, but um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm back in New York. You stayed in l A. UM.
Speaker 1: I guess I wanted to start off by uh thanking
Speaker 1: everyone who came out to the l A Live show. Um,
Speaker 1: by far, um my favorite to date, I would say, um,
Speaker 1: especially because like my vibe was really off that day, like, um,
Speaker 1: just a lot of things that were on my mind
Speaker 1: really unresolved. And then like I got an accident on
Speaker 1: the way to go pick up the dog thing for
Speaker 1: the show. Um, you guys will find down in Atlanta
Speaker 1: what we do. But like, oh it was a hot
Speaker 1: mess and then it was just such a great chow
Speaker 1: and then yeah, one like and I wasn't expecting it,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't even have a makeup artist. I completely
Speaker 1: had forgot. I was just exhausted for that like that
Speaker 1: week in general. So I was just like, uh, y'all know.
Speaker 1: I also am not a fan of l A. So
Speaker 1: I was just like I'm just ready to get back home.
Speaker 1: But it was like the energy the crowd, um, it was.
Speaker 1: It was really really really phenomenal, Like absolutely, I think,
Speaker 1: um something that definitely affected it. Like we are We
Speaker 1: asked the audience, you know, is this a show that
Speaker 1: you guys were planning to come to but it got
Speaker 1: canceled for COVID and so many people were screaming, And
Speaker 1: I wonder if Atlanta will be like that because their
Speaker 1: show got canceled literally that week. You know, like you
Speaker 1: guys were expecting to see a show come to a
Speaker 1: show and fucking COVID happened. But um, I had a
Speaker 1: few things that I was thinking about. So I was
Speaker 1: sitting in the chair. I got like three texts back
Speaker 1: to back of can't make it blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: In the most l A text ever, I screenshot at them. Um,
Speaker 1: I have one girl I've roll with heavy in l A.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Brittany Um. I talked about her often.
Speaker 1: She is an amazing designer. She works um. She does
Speaker 1: all the women's designs for Russell Westbooks brand Honor the Gift,
Speaker 1: and that's my bit. She couldn't make it because of work,
Speaker 1: like for real, just couldn't get out right like in
Speaker 1: time because our show was early. But these are the
Speaker 1: text messages that I got from just like you ask
Speaker 1: people in l A. Suck my life. I have to
Speaker 1: cancel last minute because I have a brand deal. I
Speaker 1: have to turn in there pressing me us. I hope
Speaker 1: you kill it the next one. So sorry about this.
Speaker 1: I'm stuck in a casting right now at the office.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'll be able to make it from
Speaker 1: tonight show. I'm at Paramount still. I know I'm the worst.
Speaker 1: Then this is all on the same screen, by the way,
Speaker 1: then the other one. Oh my god, I'm still on
Speaker 1: some I'm so fucking annoyed. I really want to support you,
Speaker 1: but also I've been around so many people today hoping,
Speaker 1: H'm neggie what so l A so l A. But
Speaker 1: I will say it was amazing because Sony and my
Speaker 1: people showed up and I just felt really warm welcome,
Speaker 1: even fuse, which is interesting because like, yeah, they know
Speaker 1: I do horrible decisions, but they know me in this
Speaker 1: other realm. One of the guys was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like I forgot to have this other life. And really
Speaker 1: that's what this l A show was for me New
Speaker 1: York d C or any other show we've ever done.
Speaker 1: It's my friends that really know me from horrible and
Speaker 1: this time around it kind of wasn't. And that was funny.
Speaker 1: Like remember even Kiki was hitting me after and she
Speaker 1: was like, grab, you're forgetting you got a podcast, and
Speaker 1: you know, it was just dope, Like I never talked
Speaker 1: about my podcast, but we're always talking about TV and
Speaker 1: ship and just to be able to have people experience
Speaker 1: this part of our journey so far in the game
Speaker 1: when we're better at it. A dope and I actually
Speaker 1: kind of like that, you know, it's not the only
Speaker 1: thing I've been holding onto. Like it's nice to be
Speaker 1: able to know that Horrible is one of the most
Speaker 1: successful things I do, and it isn't the only thing
Speaker 1: I do. That's why it feels really great, I think,
Speaker 1: because it's such a great brand. Yeah, um for for
Speaker 1: l A for me. Uh. At the end, y'all know
Speaker 1: we haven't been doing meeting greets because of COVID, and
Speaker 1: just meeting that many people is a lot. And um.
Speaker 1: One of the things that just touched me the most
Speaker 1: was a woman that came up to me at the
Speaker 1: end of the show, and this was right when I
Speaker 1: was actually gonna leave off stage, and she was like, UM,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember me, but I was
Speaker 1: one of the families that you sent groceries to last
Speaker 1: year on Thanksgiving, and she just said, I want to
Speaker 1: let you know how much you changed my life. Like
Speaker 1: she was like, I did a complete one eighty from
Speaker 1: from you sending me those groceries on instat cart when
Speaker 1: I didn't have it. She said, I now work for
Speaker 1: instat cart and make a hundred thousand dollars a year
Speaker 1: And I was like just like full circle, knowing that
Speaker 1: you don't know you know HM