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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode about me. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin poll I guess that's Kevin Pollog was not to

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Speaker 1: my knowledge. I mean, look, if aliens abducted me and

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Speaker 1: probed my little bottom on board their ship and then

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Speaker 1: returned me slaply into my bed, but I really remember,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I don't want to, but

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Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meeting a show we know particular orders.

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Speaker 1: Say hello to Craig Atkowski. Cow if Familians landed and

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Speaker 1: you ended up being the one they said, take us

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Speaker 1: to your leader to who would you bring them to? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Maybe that lady in New Zealand Yep, I like her, yep, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just any lady really, or the lady in Germany, or

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Speaker 1: maybe the lady in Denmark, Angela Merkel, the Merkel. I'd

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Speaker 1: have to go to another country, is my point. And

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Speaker 1: we appreciate that. Turn up the grittle. It's Caroline Cotter.

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Speaker 1: Uh is A is A is a baking cookbook coming

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Speaker 1: out of this pandemic for you? Ah, look, I can't

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Speaker 1: do it. I just don't have the time. I simply

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Speaker 1: don't have the time. And by time you mean desire.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for that. What the hell, there's James Hedy,

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Speaker 1: Jimmy June, Diane Raphael. What time are you getting to

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Speaker 1: sleep these days? What time at night on average are

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Speaker 1: you finding yourself finally falling asleep? It depends on whether

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Speaker 1: or not there is next door a party going until

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Speaker 1: two in the morning feet from my window. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: when you act out that conversation that you're never gonna

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Speaker 1: had with your neighbor, what does that sound like? But

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Speaker 1: so so very super polite, just just a super polite.

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Speaker 1: H Well, there's just so many people. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how loud I'd have to get nostious to them all.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad. I asked, Hey, it's Chris Alvarado, Cree. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever missed a flight? And why? No? I never have,

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Speaker 1: and I'll tell you why because I'm very, very punctual.

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Speaker 1: I'm a list maker, I'm always on time, and frankly,

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Speaker 1: I'm overwhelmed and crippled with anxiety. So I'm a I'm

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Speaker 1: a I'm a three hour ahead of time at the

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Speaker 1: airport guy, super fantastic. I will ask you for a

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Speaker 1: ride next time, my pleasure, as long as we can

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Speaker 1: take you your car. Okay, but may you miss four flights.

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Speaker 1: If you think him least, it's Joey Greer Danny, what

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Speaker 1: was the last thing you baked? And your brain doesn't count? Actually,

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Speaker 1: this is this is real. There's actually two things I

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Speaker 1: want to get to. The First one is I smoked

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Speaker 1: a CBD joint last night. I think I was just

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Speaker 1: gonna have all fun and games, and uh, I got high.

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Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. There was an earthquake

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Speaker 1: last night. I was fucking freaking out, and because there

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Speaker 1: was a tremor at first, and I was like, oh no,

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Speaker 1: not just you know what. My neighbor just moved something

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Speaker 1: big at like one in the morning, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: it's fine, fine, fine, And then it's the thing happened

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Speaker 1: and I was like, holy ship. And then I didn't

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Speaker 1: come down from that panic until about like five in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I was just like getting like my own

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Speaker 1: tremors were happening. Internally, We're all just freaking the funk out.

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Speaker 1: Your body was anticipating the next one and producing the feelings.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was. And then this is what

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Speaker 1: I'm sure this happened. But last night outside my apartment, Uh,

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Speaker 1: these kids were like peeling out, peel peeling out, were

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Speaker 1: they using bicycles. It's just their mouths. Uh. Oh ship,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe their mouths and uh. They were

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Speaker 1: just tearing up the street going crazy for maybe like

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, and I was in bed being like, am

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Speaker 1: I am I imagine this? And I didn't get up

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Speaker 1: to check. I was like no, no, no no, no, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. Uh. And the second thing

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Speaker 1: I want to say on who to speak to if

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Speaker 1: aliens come here? This is actually true. NATO has a

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Speaker 1: position and there's a Malaysian astrophysicist. Her name is Maslon Afman,

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Speaker 1: and her job is or her position title as United

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Speaker 1: Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs, and she is the

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Speaker 1: delegate who it would speak to aliens when they say

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Speaker 1: take us to your leader, we should take her to

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Speaker 1: Miss Offfman. Yeah. I think he reversed my question in

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Speaker 1: Joey's so you wanted to know how biked I was right,

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Speaker 1: because clearly he had the correct answer. Thank you all

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Speaker 1: for that. Let's do a damn show. All of our

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Speaker 1: from you, and we're putting out a request to keep

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Speaker 1: your description of scenes a not about us as actual

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Speaker 1: people and two shorter the better, like uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: uh kind of straightforward and simple. Not that I don't

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Speaker 1: enjoy reading a four page email. Uh that is a

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Speaker 1: super exciting adventure that only James Heney would like to

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Speaker 1: live in. Um. But anyways, as improvisers, UM, it would

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Speaker 1: be helpful. Ha ha. Seen one comes to a patriot

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Speaker 1: from patron v I P Kevin cost k W A

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Speaker 1: s T. Has anyone who heard that last name before Cost?

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Speaker 1: I've heard of croissant. That's not helpful, Joe, I'm sorry, okay,

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Speaker 1: Kevin cost rights greetings from a not famous Kevin in Sydney, Australia.

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Speaker 1: Is that down under? Joeys, I'm impressed you're keeping the

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Speaker 1: podcast going full steam despite losing your studio. Um, it's

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Speaker 1: a very very kind. He goes on to say, as

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Speaker 1: a patron v I P, I challenge ten other long

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to uh uh thank him for that

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Speaker 1: challenge and put a pin in it until we are

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Speaker 1: back in our studio and folks have a regular income again. Um.

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Speaker 1: Now my scene suggestion. A family that's been isolating at

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Speaker 1: home for years without internet or TV discovers that COVID

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Speaker 1: nineteen has been over the world is back to normal,

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Speaker 1: but nobody told them. Mom, Can I need another book?

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Speaker 1: You want one? Or can you? Is this a question

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Speaker 1: or demand? I need another book? Okay, Well, we're cycling

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Speaker 1: through two between the Bible and um, Harry Potter, I

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Speaker 1: need a third. We don't have a third book, baby, Sweeter.

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Speaker 1: I'll talk to him. Listen. I'm writing one. I'm writing.

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Speaker 1: Read us the first couple of pages. Okay, sweetheart, do

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Speaker 1: you mind if I read? I don't read the kid

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Speaker 1: the book. He doesn't want to talk to me anyway.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go cook some beans. No, no, no, baby,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna want to hear this. It's our love story.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, but I thought I knew everything about

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Speaker 1: our love story. I'm sorry to interrupt. There some problem

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Speaker 1: with the water levels. It looks like we're not getting

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Speaker 1: enough fluid downstairs, so I'm gonna have to block off

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Speaker 1: some of the other sections in order for us to

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Speaker 1: get the pump page. We need. Look, I feel I

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Speaker 1: feel like, when when things were normal, you were our handyman,

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Speaker 1: and that's that was fine. But now that things are

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Speaker 1: the way they are, you need to stop barging into

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Speaker 1: our house and making these these choices. Look, man, we're

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Speaker 1: all locked down together. Okay, and I think your house

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Speaker 1: everyone's house at this point. Okay. I disagree with that.

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Speaker 1: That's the problem. I disagree. I disagree with that. I

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Speaker 1: disagree with that. I disagree with that. Ch In I

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Speaker 1: was at a Buffalo Wild Wings and there was a

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Speaker 1: beautiful woman's talking about me. Is this is this a

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Speaker 1: story about me? No, sir, he's talking about me. I'm

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Speaker 1: his wife. We met at a Buffalo Wild Wings the

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Speaker 1: original Buffalo Wild Wings. Did you get we did? It

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Speaker 1: was a little different. We did a dry rob honey pepper,

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Speaker 1: I got lemon pepper. That's my favorite. You're not you

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Speaker 1: happen to be there the same day. Yes, but the

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Speaker 1: story is not about you. Okay, yell at me. I

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Speaker 1: know what the hill story is. Yet if she wants

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Speaker 1: to dry well, it's funny you asked that because that's

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Speaker 1: also the title of the book. Is that like dry humping?

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Speaker 1: Because Timmy told me about that Timm dead. No, you

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Speaker 1: our dead son, my brother who died. Can I tell you?

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Speaker 1: I keep forgetting that kid died? How do you forget

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Speaker 1: it happened so recently? It happened a month ago? Okay,

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Speaker 1: one working on the pops. All right, So I got

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Speaker 1: a lot on my mind. I'm so I remember when

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Speaker 1: one kid dies? My bad. Alright, listen, as soon as

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Speaker 1: this whole thing is over and things get back to normal,

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Speaker 1: quote unquote normal, you and I are gonna have a

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Speaker 1: fucking fist fight out in the street, Tim right now.

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Speaker 1: Calm down, Calm down, babe, calm down. Please. The phone

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Speaker 1: was ringing and the doorbell what Okay, I haven't heard

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Speaker 1: that in years, sweetheart. Do you want to get the

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Speaker 1: phone or the man? I'm not married too. I'll get

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Speaker 1: I'll get the door, I'll get the phone. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: get the phone. Hello, I'm sorry, I think I got

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Speaker 1: the wrong address. I'm going to a party at my

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Speaker 1: friend Rick's house. Wait, what are you doing? We haven't

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Speaker 1: you're not supposed to be outside. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Get that guy in here? Get

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Speaker 1: that guy in here close able right now? What are

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Speaker 1: you doing this is? This is? Did you call here

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Speaker 1: and not here at the same time? No, how would

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Speaker 1: I have the phone number to this place? And who

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Speaker 1: am I talking to? In the Hello? Hello? Is anybody there? Yes? Yes, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Kurt with Spectrum Cable. Just wanted to know

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Speaker 1: if you're happy with your internet service. What. Yeah, it's fine,

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Speaker 1: I guess. Listen, you're not supposed to be calling me.

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Speaker 1: You know, these are the phones are for emergencies only

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Speaker 1: at this time. What time would that be? What is

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Speaker 1: going on? Well, clearly you have a landline, so normally

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Speaker 1: I try to up sell you on that. Um what else?

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Speaker 1: What else? Cable? Cable? Are you interesting? Cable? Nothing else? Sir?

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Speaker 1: And hey, I'll and the greeting the way we always

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Speaker 1: end phone calls these days, which is be well for yourself, goodbye, George.

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Speaker 1: Just stick to the script when you call people, Okay,

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Speaker 1: my name is Kurt. Whatever, Kurt, George. It doesn't matter,

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Speaker 1: can not because you should be in this meeting, okay,

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Speaker 1: and please stop eating all that cake. Listen now, Kurt, George.

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Speaker 1: Whatever the hell your name is, George? Is it George? George? Okay? Right,

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Speaker 1: So George, No, George. Look, I'm gonna you're both George

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Speaker 1: for the sake of us. Okay, how about that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had too much. That was too big a bite, Kurt,

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Speaker 1: stop eating the goddamn cake. My name is George. Whatever, Okay, George, listen,

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Speaker 1: I can't have cake. I'm diabetic and gluten intolerant. In

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Speaker 1: my light for the meeting, the meetings at eight marshal Okay,

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Speaker 1: to die yes today, all right, I gotta fire that

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Speaker 1: guy later. Isn't crazy? Why did you call it him?

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Speaker 1: For a meeting at six am? Anyway, this is way

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Speaker 1: too early to be coming over. Look, just I need

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Speaker 1: you both know to stick to the script. All right,

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Speaker 1: and George, can you help? You're looking at im. For

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Speaker 1: the sake of I need to get out of here.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to a part. You're not going anywhere. Tim ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: You have to your dead son, Timmy, we call you Tim, sir.

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Speaker 1: need to use alcohol to the shower. Yeah, what are

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Speaker 1: you stupid? We don't want to get Yeah, I am

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Speaker 1: dumb and I'm proud of it. Okay, So wipe yourself

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Speaker 1: down in the shower before we're actually like, we're under

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Speaker 1: goddamn quarantine. Skill. What's ridiculous? Skill? Yes? Hello, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: This is George from Spectrum Cable. Are you am I

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Speaker 1: speaking to Sorry? I gotta start over. Hello, this is

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Speaker 1: George from Spectrum Cable. Am I speaking to the head

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Speaker 1: of the household? Please? Yeah? But you just called here

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Speaker 1: and you said your name was Kurt. I know my

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Speaker 1: I'm Chad. Okay, just George, Okay, who is George? I'm George,

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Speaker 1: but you asked me not to come in your office again. George,

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Speaker 1: stay here. Okay, now listen. This episode is our highest

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Speaker 1: rated episode of all time. Okay, I want the exact

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Speaker 1: same cast. I want the exact same episode every week

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Speaker 1: until I say so. Do you understand? Look, I cold

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Speaker 1: call people to try to get them to get landlines.

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Speaker 1: That's I'm gonna telemarketer. I'm sorry that. What the hell

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Speaker 1: was this? Did I did? I say? Hey, everyone, just

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Speaker 1: tell me what you do on your free time? No, sir, No,

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Speaker 1: but you want to do that? Yes, George, I would

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Speaker 1: like that. Okay, I go fishing? Marshall? Did no one

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Speaker 1: tell him? George? Can someone? George? Can you talk to Marshall?

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Speaker 1: Please me? Okay, you want me to talk to him? Hey, Marshall,

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Speaker 1: how's it going? Just tell them? Tell them, tell them,

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Speaker 1: tell them. You have lunch today? Oh today? You know?

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Speaker 1: I had the eggs salad. How are you day? Awful?

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00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: Too much mayo? Too much mayo? Not enough yoke? Okay everybody? Uh.

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Speaker 1: Once again, we are back reshooting season three, episode two

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Speaker 1: of Los Cabiosum. We've been through this now for a month,

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Speaker 1: but we're going to redo the same the same scene.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we need to the same episode. I

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Speaker 1: don't think we need to do the table readers. We

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00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: already know our lines. I think we do. And my

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Speaker 1: client would like a better seat at the table. He's

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Speaker 1: sitting right next to me. I don't know what else

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Speaker 1: you want. Maybe he should have your seat. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't want your seat. You want my seat? You

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Speaker 1: know what, he can have my seat. I don't even

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Speaker 1: need to be in this episode. I'm only ever used

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Speaker 1: for Eyeline, and I have to be completely naked when

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Speaker 1: I do it. I have no lines in this show.

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Speaker 1: You do in the show, just not in this episode. Yeah,

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00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: exactly what we don't do. We're not doing anything else.

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Speaker 1: Stop stop it, just you have Okay, I'll stay, I'll stay. Wow,

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00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: you should really take that somewhere. That voice is beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Tell the Mayo Mollibian. Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: There your slices please, we're doing a table reader. We

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Speaker 1: actually filming where because we're all surrounding it. We're on

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Speaker 1: a table here and I'm running costume roll sound okay,

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Speaker 1: e act your name, Joys your saw you on caballlettro

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Speaker 1: on cabare don't stop me, cabayo don't stop me. Cabayo

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Speaker 1: e cut. Okay, that's the episode. Everybody, good work and

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Speaker 1: work all right, thank you. I'll be in my trailer.

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Speaker 1: And that scene one, no, that was seen too. That

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Speaker 1: was seemed too. It was so good I thought it

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Speaker 1: was seen one. That's how much I love Seen one.

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Speaker 1: Scene three today comes to us from Patrion re member

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Speaker 1: Kevin Prado. Is that correctly pronunciation? There? Prado? Like the museum? Um,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pratto? Right, Hello, alchomists, it's Kevin Pratto again. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that Kevin Pratto, the one with the museum in Madrid.

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Speaker 1: I'll keep it short. This time. A podcast has hit

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Speaker 1: it to the big time and it's going on a

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Speaker 1: tour around the world. Two cities, thirty days and of

468
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: course lots of sex and drugs. I love you, guys

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Speaker 1: and gals. Stay safe. Kevin Prado. Hey, what sea do

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Speaker 1: you want? What see? Do you gotta got three? B what? What?

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Speaker 1: What seed are you? What seed to my one? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Look you got three? Go to three? Bout got a

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Speaker 1: fight every time we get on the plane. Just see

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Speaker 1: what'll see to you in on I'm at one a okay, good,

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Speaker 1: I just want to make three be seated together again.

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Speaker 1: We're not here. You are a gentleman. Complimary champagne and

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Speaker 1: chocolate COVERTI uh have anything non alcoholic? Absolutely, I have

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Speaker 1: a I have a Lacroix and totally kidd and give

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Speaker 1: me a bourbon great. Uh And can I just say

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Speaker 1: I I know this is kind of overstepping my bounds

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Speaker 1: as a flight attendant. I'm a big yeah, thanks, thanks,

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Speaker 1: appreciate it, Thank you big Okay, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: This is the captain. Before we get to these we

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Speaker 1: got it, captain, Yes, thank you for listening. We want

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Speaker 1: to welcome uh, the cast of everyone's favorite podcast, Murder

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Speaker 1: in the Time of Gwen. Ask us where we got

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00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: the title from? Will tell you again. We'll be sure

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Speaker 1: to ask them where they got their title from. But

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Speaker 1: lord knows, we're all huge fans. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask one of the cast members come up

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Speaker 1: and fly today. That's okay with everybody, and do not

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Speaker 1: go up there. I'm going up there. Do not. Kenny?

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Speaker 1: All right, Hey, who do we got? Oh? We got

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Speaker 1: Kenny here? Kenny, Holy sh it, big fan. Good. So

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Speaker 1: you want to fly this thing or what flight to

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Speaker 1: New York to tower requestion, takeoff professional off of your

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Speaker 1: go ahead over tower? This is flight? Oh sorry, I

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Speaker 1: was I had cut at. I was taking an APP.

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Speaker 1: I was taking an app tower receiving and confirming Tower

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Speaker 1: one to Boeing five. That's not our flight. You're talking

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00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: about the plane size. Sorry, yeah, I was talking about

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00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: the plane size. Captain, what do you mean it's fine? Okay,

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00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 1: this fine doesn't go correctly on its on its order.

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00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: We can crash. Understand that that's not true. I'm gonna

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00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: let everybody know. To ladies and gentlemen. As an extra bonus,

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Speaker 1: we're going to play an episode Murder in the time

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Speaker 1: for our in flight entertainment. Why do Why don't I

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00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:33,240
Speaker 1: just do a live podcast? Now, you dumbass? What Jesus Christ? Yeah, Kenny,

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00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: they say, don't meet your idols. Please don't ruin this

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Speaker 1: for me. Oh, I'm sorry. All that glitters is gold. Motherfucker. Whoa,

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Speaker 1: I'm two dollars? Do you know that? Yeah? I do know.

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Speaker 1: I'm a patriot. Do you know why I fly commercial

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00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: so you can fly the actual planes? Yeah? That's right man.

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00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: And also I can show off how wealthy I am

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00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: every time I fly private. No one gets to see it.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say I'm a Patriots subscriber, so

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Speaker 1: I know like a month a month. Yeah, what's wrong

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00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 1: with you? Only I'm the pilot. Yeah, m maybe should

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00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: go another job? Okay, yeah, now I can do that.

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00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: I can do that, won't we? Whant we parked this

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00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: plane and get you another job? Right now? You want

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00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: me that you want to get another job. Yes, I'm

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00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: gonna go with you to get another guy, damned John.

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00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: Another small town murderer comes to St. Louis. This episode

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00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: is brought to you by Casper Mattress. Hey, how are

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Speaker 1: you sleeper? Are you sleeping? Get a gasper? All right?

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00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: Thanks to all of our patren members, especially Duncan can

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00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: you just be a little louder and stop sucking the mic?

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00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: I felt like I was giving it oral sex, but

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00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: well that's picking up what you mean by fucking. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So just a little louder and then stop go and

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00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 1: suck the mic. Okay, thanks, I appreciate the direction. Ready

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00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: m hmm and then every ready, what's that? We're ready

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00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: to go? Okay, and another small murder comes to St. Louis.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I want to thank all of our subscribers

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Speaker 1: and all of our advertise. There's especially kisper mattress. You

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Speaker 1: can do get off your mattress while using the code

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Speaker 1: beer sack. That's g R E R S X UM

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00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: duncan so I UM found the microphone h in in

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Speaker 1: the closet. You said you're not sucking the microphone anymore,

541
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: but I have to find it in the closet. You

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00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm so tired of you lying

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00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: to me. We've been married for ten years. Maybe there's

544
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 1: a reason. Maybe there's a reason we're married for ten years,

545
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: or that there's a microphone in the closet. That there's

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00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: a microphone in the closet. We know the reasons. We've

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00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,720
Speaker 1: been married ten years. It's called love spell it for you? Yes, please,

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Speaker 1: I would love to know how it's spelled. L you V.

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00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Okay? It's not about that? Is this

550
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 1: about the microphone? Can you stop fucking the microphone? Why?

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00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: Why are you so intimidated by my love for the

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00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: mic because you love it more than me? Why is

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00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 1: it a competition? Why can I do both? Because I'm

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00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: your wife? You can't do both? You forgot my anniverse,

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00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 1: our anniversary because I'm your wife. Really, yes, Ma, Dame

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Speaker 1: mar Is anyone else going to join you at the table?

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00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: It should be? Um, my husband should be coming. We'll

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00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: give him five more minutes. Now. This gentleman who is

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00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: shadowing me, um, he uh newt is a job boone

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00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 1: on the so do not mind him. He's just learning

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00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: the ropes. Now, when you meet a woman who has

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00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: so sad and delusioners that she booked a table food

563
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: but there's no one else coming, let's go back to

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00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: your table. So let's go back to your table. Yes,

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00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: I am sorry. You go back to your table and

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Speaker 1: I'm going back to my Now is this happening? Denise?

567
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: I know you're a steward is flight attendant. Sorry, it

568
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: seems like lately when you come home you bring the

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Speaker 1: job with you. What what what do you mean? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You used to be so happy and stuff,

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00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: and like now you come home you seem like out

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Speaker 1: of it. Did you meet another celebrity you were fantizing about?

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00:38:54,400 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: Or I mean, what's santizing? Sanatizing? Do you fantasize about? Also?

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Speaker 1: Why does your brother have to still live with us? Look,

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00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: he's he's between jobs right now, Okay, all he does

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00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: follow me around the house and make fun of my

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00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: when I misspeak. You rarely miss speak, babe. It can't

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00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: be that big of a deal. Hey, Julian, do you

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00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: mind if I wear your jeans? Or sure? Denise? This

580
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: is about you. What's going on with you? Who would

581
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: you meet this time? Did you meet actual Rose? Did

582
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: you meet Vanilla Eyes? Run DMC? I've met all of

583
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: those guys. Okay, I'm not impressed by them. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: the co host of Murdering the time of gwinn were

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00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: in first class? What's yes? Oh, and Kenny flew the

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00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: plane what and I got dunk in a bourbon? It's

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00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: not a big deal. That is a big deal. That's

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00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: the thing. Yeah, I pissed in your jeans, but I'm sorry, Okay,

589
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: gonna brows. Yeah, look, Denise, that's the problem. That is

590
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: that when you come home. I can't live up to

591
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 1: that fantasy. You fantasize that. Fantasize fantis What did I

592
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: say before? Fantas eyes? You fantas eyes about that ass?

593
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 1: You're consistent. It's fine. I can't live up to that, Denise.

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00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: I'll never be the co host of murder at the

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Speaker 1: time of Gwen or any podcast for that matter. No,

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Speaker 1: you won't, but you can. You can get your mouth

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00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,919
Speaker 1: as close to my ear as Duncan's mouth as close

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Speaker 1: to his microphone. I'm not going to do that again.

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00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: That feels weird. Whisper in my ear? Baby, that's this episode?

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00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 1: Yeah baby, what happened? Yeah? There you are this You

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00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: keep freezing up, Julian, Julian, what's going on? What's going

602
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: on with your boyfriend? Yeah? Him, just looking at your

603
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: right here, come on in, let's uh, let's complete your

604
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: exam if we could. It says here that, um oh,

605
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: you are not using any prescription drugs. That's interesting. Most

606
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: people have a couple that they list. You h had zero.

607
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: So your basic issue is that you're peeing in genes? Yeah,

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00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: every time I put my sister's boyfriend's jeans on it,

609
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: I don't need to know whose genes they are. But

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00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: you're peeing a little bit. I put on a shirt

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00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: and a peet on a shirt by accident, so I

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00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: don't know. So is this do you think you're peeing

613
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: on purpose? Or is this something you can't control? Mm hmm.

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00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: So there's a chance you're incontinent, how old you right now?

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00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Oh? That's what I thought. You seem

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00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: kind of young to be incontinent. Were you ever involved

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Speaker 1: in an auto accident? I'm from this continent, great, and um,

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Speaker 1: do you have a medical history of incontinence? All my

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Speaker 1: history is in this continent. Okay, it doesn't say your

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Speaker 1: occupation on the chart. I'm going to guess professional comedian.

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Speaker 1: I wish I make leather shoes, So you leather shoes? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you wish you were a comedian though? No, I wish

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Speaker 1: so if I were some sort of genie and I

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Speaker 1: could only grant one wish, it would be that you're

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Speaker 1: a comedian. No, i'd be that my hands are made

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Speaker 1: of soap. What kind of soup? Like a Seltzer soap seltzer,

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Speaker 1: but just soap I made up in my dreams. Okay, wow,

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Speaker 1: uh I think uh. I think I'm gonna give you

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Speaker 1: a clean bill of health and if you find yourself

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Speaker 1: no pissing your gown. Okay, So I think you're doing

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Speaker 1: this on purpose. I don't know. I'm the doctor here.

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Speaker 1: What's going on here? Tim? I was just cleaning up

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Speaker 1: to Okay, good, he's the janitor. It was very nice. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's a good janitor. What seems to be the problem,

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Speaker 1: my I want my hands to turn into seltzer soap. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you're pissing any genes, pissing some jeans, yeah, no genies,

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Speaker 1: some genes. Genie to make a wish, like more than

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Speaker 1: one gene. I'm just walking with you. I'm not the

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Speaker 1: doctor here. I'm the doctor here. Hey, get the hell

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Speaker 1: out of here. That is my brother. I'm sorry. No,

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Speaker 1: you can stay, and you know what, my brother can

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Speaker 1: stay too. I don't really care. And the janitor is

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Speaker 1: still here. Um, so you came in here because you're

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Speaker 1: pissing a lot. Yeah. Every time I put on my

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Speaker 1: sister's boyfriend's jeans, I pissed, and I wore a shirt

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Speaker 1: and I pissed in the shirt. Okay. Well, from a

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Speaker 1: medical standpoint, there's really nothing wrong with that. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: just going through jeans pretty quick. And I wondered if

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Speaker 1: there's like something you can help me with, maybe, like

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Speaker 1: I can prescribe you something. I can prescribe you something

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Speaker 1: to topic. Yes, a topical ointment you put on your penis.

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Speaker 1: In the medical community, we call it the little penis pop.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, is this room occupied? Yeah, of course there's

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Speaker 1: four people in here. Is that a question you had

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Speaker 1: to ask before you? There's four people in the damn room? Yea,

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Speaker 1: it's just I've been waiting in the waiting room from

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Speaker 1: a doctor and no one's helping me. I'm a doctor,

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Speaker 1: a doctor, and I'm the real doctor. But what do you?

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Speaker 1: You choose? You choose? So here's the problem. There's a

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Speaker 1: lot of urine smell coming and it's making me feel

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Speaker 1: ill to my stomach. Oh, I'll tell you what, sir,

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Speaker 1: Why don't you tell us first? While you're from I'm

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Speaker 1: from it's a very small town in France. What's the name?

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Speaker 1: I'm from France? They call it cross Art. That is pastry, ring, ring,

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Speaker 1: ring ring, that the ring ringve I love. Hi, this

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Speaker 1: is George from Spectrum Cable. Can I speak to the

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Speaker 1: doctor who was in charge? One second? Please? Uh? Doctor? Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm a doctor. Hi. This is George from Spectrum Cable.

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Speaker 1: Are you watching our new telenovela Los Caballos? Yes? Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: Moving to bottom of page. Um, what do you think

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Speaker 1: the new character is on Los Cabos should be doing well?

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you I'll stop watching if they do anything new.

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Speaker 1: I like that they keep repeating the episodes. Okay, thank

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Speaker 1: you much. This has been very helpful. My name again,

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Speaker 1: my name is George and I'm with Spectru. Stay on, George,

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Speaker 1: stay what my name is Chad Riever, stay on, stay on.

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Speaker 1: I I think I'm close to with sale. Finish it. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: this has been great talking to you doctor doctor would

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Speaker 1: would you be ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.

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Speaker 1: We are indeed about to crash into that mountain. Um Still,

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Speaker 1: I still want to thank Kenny uh and the rest

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Speaker 1: of the cast. Happy to be here murder in the

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Speaker 1: Time of Gwen. So this is it. You got a

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Speaker 1: couple of minutes, make some phone calls, say goodbyes. Or

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Speaker 1: if I were you, I would listen to the bonus

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Speaker 1: audio from Murdering Time go excuse me. Flight attend and

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Speaker 1: I have a question for the pilot. Can you get

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Speaker 1: a question to the pilot please? I'm a stewardess. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I thought you'd like to be called slide attendants. I'd

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Speaker 1: like to be called the swart How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Can you just ask the pilot why he can't get

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Speaker 1: us out of this nose dive into the mountains. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: knock knock, yep, come on in, it's open, Captain. I

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Speaker 1: have a question from one of the podcast hosts. Sure,

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Speaker 1: he'd like to know why you can't get us out

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Speaker 1: of this nose dive, ask Kenny. Kenny, I can, but

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Speaker 1: we just gotta want it. Mm hmm. I don't feel

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Speaker 1: like the plane wants it. Okay, thank you. What do

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Speaker 1: you say? What what the pilots said? What do you say? Well,

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Speaker 1: the pilot is your co host, Kenny, and uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he said he can only get us out of the

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Speaker 1: nose dive if the plane, if we want it, plane

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Speaker 1: wants it? Yeah, if we want it? He went with,

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Speaker 1: if we want it, didn't can I ask when? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But first, real quick, before we sy, can you just

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Speaker 1: get word back into the cockpit that the talk to

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Speaker 1: the entire passenger list and everyone agreed they want it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll be right back. Thank you, thank you. I didn't

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Speaker 1: say that. Okay. If it's not the entire passenger list

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Speaker 1: and I can't convey that message, I'm sorry. Alright, real quick,

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Speaker 1: vhote everybody everybody in favor of wanting it, therefore not

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Speaker 1: crashing into the mountain. What do we say if we

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Speaker 1: want it? I want? What do you say I? Or

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Speaker 1: want it? If you say I, I say I. I wait?

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Speaker 1: Someone say no, what's your problem? Buddy? What then is

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Speaker 1: your problem? I just don't want it. I don't want

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Speaker 1: people to take my words out of context. Let me

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Speaker 1: come to the decision of wanting it. So so you

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Speaker 1: want us to crash in the mountain. Oh that guy

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Speaker 1: didn't survive, Julian, Yeah, what's up? A um? Sure? Whatever? Whatever? Whatever?

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Speaker 1: Pay do you want? Go ahead? I don't care. I

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Speaker 1: know this is a hard time for you. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: can wash him, I can watch him. Um. Denise, she

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Speaker 1: um passed. She passed on me. I knew it. No,

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Speaker 1: she she's dead. Yeah, she's dead. She's been dead in

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Speaker 1: this smuding ship for a long time. Man. Hey, you

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Speaker 1: can still stay here if you want. It's fine, are

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Speaker 1: you sure? Yeah? Oh that's great man? Yeah? Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: didn't that great? Denise died. She died in the plane crash,

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Speaker 1: blew up in a mountain. Sure, sure, sure sure. She

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Speaker 1: also said that you were gonna pay for Disney Plus

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Speaker 1: before she passed. Something I already have, already have. The

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Speaker 1: other subscriptions she said that. Yeah, the last thing she

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Speaker 1: said to me before she went on that trip. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna pay for Disney plus. Huh? Can you throw in

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Speaker 1: a few bucks? Are Caam? My sister just died and

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Speaker 1: my sister just died. Okay, okay, are there like? Okay?

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Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? No, let's I mean I bought all

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Speaker 1: the soup, speaking of which I was thinking, why don't

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Speaker 1: we go to this to that nice French restaurant tonight

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Speaker 1: and then do what any? Yeah? There, cool, we're already here.

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Speaker 1: We're here for two. Please, hello, welcome to s on Twine.

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Speaker 1: Is this your first time in this continent? No, I'm

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Speaker 1: from this continent. You're from this continent. Okay, wonderful. All

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Speaker 1: my health is in this continent. Okay? How many please?

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Speaker 1: Too many plates? Let's get a couple of plates, two

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Speaker 1: plates at least for to each of the two plates

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Speaker 1: for each? Okay, and how many in your party? Two? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who's this gay behind you? This is fraud and he's

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Speaker 1: uh following me? Yes, my name is fraud. Wow authentic? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Can we be next to the arcade? And that's our

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Speaker 1: show for today. Let's thank all of our alchemists, please,

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Speaker 1: starting with James Eeney, Jimmy June Jack, thank you so

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00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: much for being here, buddy, thanks for having me. Uh

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Speaker 1: we got um we had a live cast. Hang, are

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Speaker 1: you gonna be putting that up pretty soon? Remember? Up?

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Speaker 1: I think really typically if we recorded on a Friday,

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Speaker 1: which it will be live streamed on a Friday, right,

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Speaker 1: and then in a few days later I put it

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Speaker 1: on like, oh, fantastic actor and thank you for doing that,

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Speaker 1: my friend. Much health to you and the family. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Craig Atkowski. Yeah, another podcast I'm involved with, The Thrilling Adventure.

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Speaker 1: I has been doing some live streaming shows, so if

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Speaker 1: you follow us at at Thrilling a d V on Twitter,

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Speaker 1: you should get information about that. We just did uh

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Speaker 1: fun one with Bob Odin Kirk and Rhea se Hoorn

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Speaker 1: from Better Call Saul, and all the money goes to

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Speaker 1: benefits food banks across the country. Fantastic. Thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: Caroline Connor. You must be helping some folks out there.

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Speaker 1: You want to telling us about it? Yeah. I got

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Speaker 1: a lot of charities going on. If you want to

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Speaker 1: find out more about them, you need to ask me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I don't publicize them. Good for you. Good

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Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, you want to keep that on the

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Speaker 1: down low. I have. I have at least twenty that

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Speaker 1: I'm helping out and thank you for that. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for your service, and thank you for being here today.

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Speaker 1: Folks should follow you on the Instagram to pick up

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Speaker 1: some more baking tipster poop. Thank you, Joey Jack. Listen

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Speaker 1: up again an only fans going right now. I'm showing

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Speaker 1: pictures of my feet. Um, hit me up. Okay, thank

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Speaker 1: you for being your Chris Alvarado. Stay safe out there. Hey. Thanks,

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Speaker 1: we're trying to and thanks to everybody who keeps listening.

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Speaker 1: I see you guys on the subreddits. You know a

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Speaker 1: few of you poking a ton of time and say

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Speaker 1: good things. And uh, keep checking out the West Side

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Speaker 1: Comedy on Twitch. That's twitch dot tv slash Westside Comedy Theater.

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Speaker 1: A lot of us in this group do shows there.

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Speaker 1: It's a theater we love so much, so please check

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Speaker 1: out shows there. Thank you for that. Let's thank our

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Speaker 1: producer and engineer the stars, Mr Doug Baby, and I

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Speaker 1: heart Media. Thank you and every day and one if

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Speaker 1: you please stay safe and extremely healthy out there. Right

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Speaker 1: to the podcast. Your name here at alcome this dot com.

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Speaker 1: We love you and we love hearing from you. So

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Speaker 1: until next time, I'm Kevin Pollock and