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Speaker 1: Karen calls the cops after I body slammer son because

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Speaker 2: Damn, body slamming. Body slamming is nuts, bro, body slamming

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Speaker 2: you can like really mess someone up.

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Speaker 1: I also like, how like in one title, this is

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, it was like I think we should

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Speaker 2: read do like dramatic readings of telenevella.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's right. We we had come across that at

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Speaker 1: one point, but we have to.

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Speaker 2: Make that dot.

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Speaker 1: Coming soon to Okay, okayo tele novella.

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Speaker 2: Stay tuned for the next time.

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Speaker 3: Yes, all right, okay.

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Speaker 1: So basically I am a sixteen male and I took

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Speaker 1: my ten year old brother out for the day. Everything

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Speaker 1: was going well until we decided to get some boba.

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Speaker 1: Everything always goes bad when you get boba. Now, my

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Speaker 1: brother's me, yeah, I love I love bob, but everyone

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Speaker 1: knows it's like, what is that thing from how I

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Speaker 2: Nothing good happens after boba. Nothing good happen even screwed

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Speaker 3: No, it's a new world that I'm establishing it right now.

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Speaker 2: Deep Boba trauma.

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Speaker 1: Deep boba trauma PBSD. So, now, my brother's autism is

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Speaker 1: here and there. So while we were waiting in life,

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Speaker 1: you legitimately scare the shit out. Did you see me jump?

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Speaker 1: I really jumped. If you're not watching Spotify video, run

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Speaker 1: that back one time, because I visibly jumped, nice, nicely

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Speaker 3: While we were waiting in line.

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Speaker 1: Uh, he did just that and scared this kid in

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Speaker 1: front of us who was with his mom. And if

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Speaker 1: you play that back, I probably looked just like that kid.

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Speaker 1: Instant instant replay. Now this made him drop his boba.

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Speaker 1: I tried to apologize on my brother's behalf, and I

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Speaker 3: That is perfectly reasonable.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as long as you offer to pay for another,

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Speaker 1: like hey, this is the situation my brother's autism, pay

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Speaker 1: for one.

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Speaker 2: Like wow, even offering to pay like that's that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like that kind of should smooth it over.

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Speaker 1: The mother, though, started lashing out and said some seriously

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Speaker 1: you should just use it for your brother's therapy. And

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Speaker 1: he deserves to be in a mental hospital. Esus Christ

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Speaker 1: going after God and all of this because her kid

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Speaker 1: kid is in quotation marks, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Are you even a child?

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Speaker 1: All because her kid, who is actually fourteen or fifteen,

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Speaker 1: got scared and dropped his boat. So yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: it's because he's like kind.

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Speaker 3: Of a teen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Still, still it's still her kid.

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Speaker 3: Still. I mean, I don't know if.

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Speaker 2: I'm still by parents kid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of you know, irregardless, anyone at any

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: So I was about to leave with my brother in

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Speaker 3: Wait is this a random guy?

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Speaker 2: No, no, it must be the kid.

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Speaker 3: When yeah, when the kid?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so the kid is coming overs swinging.

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Speaker 3: Geez.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't I wasn't going to do anything about that,

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Speaker 1: and I swore he was about to take another swing,

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Speaker 3: Of the tables.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this isn't all out brawl over here, dude.

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Speaker 3: Damn the yeah, this is it's it's going this.

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Speaker 2: Is this is w W E.

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Speaker 1: I went from Boba to w W We have Randy

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Speaker 2: Yes, and entitled kid quotations, The challenger is he even

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Weighing it at one hundred and twelve pounds, entitled kid

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the poor the poor brother, I mean, geez, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean he just got clocked. Yeah for you know, nothing.

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Speaker 3: For sure, and like just he he probably has no

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Speaker 2: Understand yeahntand went on, he's just you know, giving a

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Speaker 1: So I wasn't worried because this place had cameras and

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Speaker 1: witnesses literally saw how demented they were when this all

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Speaker 1: the kid. For that kid's safety, I hope I never

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Speaker 1: see him again. Wow, damn wild Ride bro wild Ride.

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Speaker 3: Wild Ride for sure, all they just thought they were

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Speaker 3: just getting some boba.

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Speaker 2: But oh my god. Yeah, So would you be mad

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Speaker 2: like like like let's just say, let's say you didn't

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Speaker 2: up to your ear and like screams in your ear

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Speaker 2: and you drop your boba? Uh, what would your reaction be?

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Speaker 1: I would definitely be pissed. I'd be like, why the

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Speaker 1: hell did you just do that? I just dropped my boba.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I would be like, yo, you

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Speaker 1: what the hell was that?

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Speaker 3: But like.

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Speaker 1: I was the one who dropped the boba, So I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I would like be like pay pay for.

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Speaker 2: What if what if someone pushed you and you dropped

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Speaker 1: Then then I would I would be like, dude, you

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Speaker 3: So if that's yeah, that's different.

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Speaker 2: As someone all right here if like you know the

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Speaker 2: prank prank, there's like these prank videos that's like someone

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Speaker 2: air and just go like, let's say you're you're carrying

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Speaker 2: to it an air horn or you drop all your crap?

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Speaker 2: Are you? Are you coming after them and being like, yo,

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Speaker 2: you gotta you gotta pay for the laptop you just broke.

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Speaker 1: I think I might be like, let's exchange information, Like

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Speaker 1: I need a picture of you can take a picture

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Speaker 3: What to do. Yeah, right, But what do you think

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Speaker 2: You broke your laptop by by by them, by them

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Speaker 2: by the air horn.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, yeah, I would probably get their

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Speaker 1: Yeah later, because if if if they leave, then it's

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Speaker 1: like okay, well now, but I could serve them if

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Speaker 1: I have their like legal their if I know who they.

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Speaker 2: Are it's just so hard to like sue people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, I would probably just use the

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Speaker 2: Don't go around blowing arrows, catch John when he's hold

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Speaker 1: You're literally just gonna see a video of Sam Sam

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Speaker 1: and just I would almost certainly drop whatever I'm carrying.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm just imagining that not even dropping them, Like

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Speaker 2: I'm imagining if I airhorned you, you just be like,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, or like getting some missus puff PTSD yeah.

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Speaker 1: And just freaking molly wopping you. I don't think my

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Speaker 3: Dropping things, yeah, you know what I mean, rather than like.

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Speaker 1: Maybe if like if you like Universal where they like

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But ari Ariana, his dad like grew up in

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Speaker 2: he's built a reaction that like if you scare him here,

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Speaker 2: you done this, and he's like and like stopped like

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Speaker 3: He didn't follow through.

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Speaker 2: He didn't follow through. Was just uh Yon his his

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Speaker 2: significant other. But yeah, dude, uh the punch the punch,

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Speaker 2: I guess, like reflex is a real thing.

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Speaker 2: You got the drop. I guess it's like like what fight,

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Speaker 2: flight or freeze? H. I guess it's like a freeze. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's probably a freeze.

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Speaker 1: Prae.

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Speaker 2: Fight that's a flight.

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Speaker 3: Flight is a run or maybe a yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well because this is just a phrase, but if

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Speaker 2: you have a duck, I guess it's flight.

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