Speaker 1: Look maner oh, I see you my own mind and
Speaker 1: look over there is that culture. Yes, goodness loves culture
Speaker 1: ding dong love.
Speaker 2: Culture calling culture and sort of in the house culture
Speaker 2: in the house.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the most precious skill to me in life,
Speaker 3: which is something that you do well. I don't think
Speaker 3: I do well someone who can just unfurl their mind
Speaker 3: solo in front of a mil The.
Speaker 2: Mind are three words I didn't know I needed together
Speaker 2: until you just did that on.
Speaker 3: Wow, through words, through movement. It's like certain people do
Speaker 3: like a stream of consciousness. I don't think that's what
Speaker 3: our guest does. I think there's something even more elevated
Speaker 3: where it's like you've been told it's like slam poetry.
Speaker 4: I didn't know if I was supposed to be you.
Speaker 3: Welcome to your ears.
Speaker 4: I was like me being privy to this.
Speaker 5: I was like looking at the camera like holy ship.
Speaker 4: Me. I loved it. I'm like, keep going, keep going,
Speaker 4: But like I think.
Speaker 3: You do it better. Literally, I'm not kidding than anyone
Speaker 3: else who is ever less.
Speaker 4: This is insane.
Speaker 5: This is so crazy of you, Like it's like not
Speaker 5: even clicking.
Speaker 3: Don't you agree? Though long winded? Listen to it it's like,
Speaker 3: thank you. It's poetry what you do.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I know everyone's saying that, which, like, my head cannot
Speaker 5: fit in this room right now.
Speaker 4: It's like so insane. More than it doesn't even have
Speaker 4: to be about the traders.
Speaker 5: It was Bella hadid reposting the business hours TikTok, and
Speaker 5: then now I'm skyrocking into the stratosphere.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I cannot be stopped.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 3: It was like it was bound to happen anyway. I
Speaker 3: don't think we all loved Bella. You didn't need the
Speaker 3: Bella reposts.
Speaker 5: I don't know, like, I mean, maybe you just podcast
Speaker 5: takes so long to get off their feet that I'm like, damn,
Speaker 5: like I don't actually know if this is clicking. And
Speaker 5: people say they like get like they're lying to my
Speaker 5: face because you know I'm lying to everyone else's face.
Speaker 4: No buck, no are you kidding?
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, stop, you guys are both iconic. I'm like,
Speaker 5: literally imposter syndrome.
Speaker 3: Don't don't be literally, don't what are you talking about.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I got nervous for you today that you
Speaker 3: were coming.
Speaker 5: Yes, same, I took an ad van last night. I
Speaker 5: woke up groggy is point five.
Speaker 3: Okay, I listen times you're like up on your doses
Speaker 3: because you are medical professional.
Speaker 4: Right, exactly right, Like I know you know you got
Speaker 4: it together and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, literally via experience and experimentation.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I know.
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what's the girl that will get you
Speaker 2: if you allow her to take over your life, which
Speaker 2: I did at one point.
Speaker 3: And then I was waking up every morning and just
Speaker 3: started to melatonin. Oh really, meliconin.
Speaker 2: You have to really be careful of her. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: ten milligrams of melatonin is no bad a metric ton
Speaker 2: of depression.
Speaker 3: WHOA.
Speaker 4: The sobbing in the morning is so real.
Speaker 5: I had so I had a breakdown over a coffee
Speaker 5: shop and the made hotel because they wouldn't let me
Speaker 5: get on their their WiFi. I'm like, I spent twenty
Speaker 5: dollars in carrot juice. I just need to get some
Speaker 5: work done. So looking at my computer sobbing, I got recognized. No, yes,
Speaker 5: but she couldn't tell because my head was down that
Speaker 5: I was going through something. She's like, I just want
Speaker 5: to like let you know, I'm a huge fan, and
Speaker 5: I slowly get up with weld eyes.
Speaker 4: This is not one Sydney Sweeney tear.
Speaker 2: This was aa. Yes, why didn't they let you want
Speaker 2: the WiFi? Because characters wasn't enough?
Speaker 5: Because characters carric juice, because the character the amazing you
Speaker 5: brought in.
Speaker 3: No, why wasn't carrot juice enough to get on the
Speaker 3: Wi Fi?
Speaker 4: Because only hotel guests.
Speaker 5: I'm like, it's not going to cost any more money
Speaker 5: if you let me on the Wi Fi, I swear,
Speaker 5: and they love to turn me down. But you know
Speaker 5: what I'm like, Actually, a Karen, I feel like doesn't
Speaker 5: get as much of a response than a victim.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna cry to your face.
Speaker 5: I'm going to cry to your face and then maybe
Speaker 5: they would let me on the Wi Fi. Whereas Karen
Speaker 5: is just like the wrong energy. Then they want to fight.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think if I cried to them, they still wouldn't
Speaker 5: let me on the Wi Fi, but they would have
Speaker 5: broke like the bitchy barista character.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because of the characters.
Speaker 6: Wait, you're so right, because I don't want to start
Speaker 6: any shit started. But for some reason, Brittany was like
Speaker 6: brandishing this Karen identity. Towards the end of the show.
Speaker 6: She was like yeah, speak to the manager. And I'm like,
Speaker 6: you know, that's not something you brag about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I.
Speaker 5: Mean totally Dolores was calling her Karen left and right.
Speaker 4: She'll say it to her face. Really yeah, And I'm like,
Speaker 4: that's solo.
Speaker 2: One of the I almost did it as my I
Speaker 2: don't think so honey today, but I'm gonna do something else,
Speaker 2: which I feel more passionately about. One of my things
Speaker 2: is like people are dogging Dolores for winning the Traders
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you know what.
Speaker 3: She was so faithful.
Speaker 2: Yeah that even at the end, she earned it because
Speaker 2: people were like, we're gonna end the game and to
Speaker 2: still exists at the end of that whole experience and
Speaker 2: be like, we're good to share the money. Like just
Speaker 2: like that lack of cutthroatness is playing the game as
Speaker 2: a faithful do it that way?
Speaker 5: Yes, it is what it is, you guys. She's at
Speaker 5: the end for a reason or not a reason. We're
Speaker 5: all splitting the money. It's how it ended. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 5: it's like I feel like it's not that deep. Every
Speaker 5: day she would be like, please Trader kill me. She
Speaker 5: did not want to be there, so that I was like, bitch,
Speaker 5: are you a trader? Like why don't you get Yes,
Speaker 5: Bob the Draggreen was like, are you rich or did
Speaker 5: you need this money? I was like because at first
Speaker 5: I was like, what do you mean rich? He's like
Speaker 5: Bob Harper rich lives next door.
Speaker 4: To Rue Paul right, And I was like, no, I'm
Speaker 4: here because I need the money. You know, I'm not.
Speaker 4: This is this is on lone mew mew. My money's
Speaker 4: still talking.
Speaker 5: Whispering whispers, and I'm screaming yes, yes, poetry. Actually I'm
Speaker 5: like anyone who listen, I still haven't got my bonus money.
Speaker 5: I'm seven ninety nine in the hole from the wedding.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's how much the wedding. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: thank you. I'm like, now, I'm like, no, I still
Speaker 5: need to give no.
Speaker 3: So killed me. No, I just offer that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'll give you my Venmo. It's my dog's name and
Speaker 4: his birthday. I had to yes, because it's not your
Speaker 4: own name.
Speaker 3: No, they were charging and sending you money.
Speaker 4: They filled out they requested. Yeah, They're like, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I just want one bad slip of a finger and
Speaker 3: you've given someone two thousand dollars literally, Yes, I feel
Speaker 3: like the combination that you've experienced of Bachelor Nation being
Speaker 3: a vibe and being like oh prickly, and you and
Speaker 3: I are fellow Denver folk. Really grip Aurora.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god, you're the best thing
Speaker 5: to ever come out of Aurora.
Speaker 3: You actually like print that on merch.
Speaker 5: No, it is not mean, this makes sense. Why, Like
Speaker 5: you're so funny, you're so successful.
Speaker 3: No, but wait, you're you were you see c S.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know where?
Speaker 3: No way, shout out. And then you're also.
Speaker 4: Asking for money, probably via Venmo, like get out of here.
Speaker 3: Say they're proud of me.
Speaker 4: No, they're like, Alma matter, I don't care about you, Alma.
Speaker 3: Matter, It doesn't matter. You're the best thing I come
Speaker 3: out of Colorado's training.
Speaker 4: No, actually I don't usually own it. But you said it.
Speaker 3: Why would you?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 3: It's like conversion therapy.
Speaker 4: You went to conversion.
Speaker 3: I went to conversion therapy in Colorado Springs. We would
Speaker 3: drive down the two hours each way each week. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, and it was so funny. And then my
Speaker 3: dad and is bonding that way.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Like a cinematic piece, right, like bonding in the car rides,
Speaker 2: driving your son to conversion therapy there in back two hours.
Speaker 5: Exactly what else is there to talk about? You like
Speaker 5: converted him actually and accepting.
Speaker 3: Yes, but like that is like the crucible that has
Speaker 3: forged you. Like that is why you are like you.
Speaker 4: Are iconic because Colorado Springs.
Speaker 3: And Broncos and Bashler stars and traders.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Everyone forgets dancing with the stars.
Speaker 3: Nobody you know what.
Speaker 2: We're sitting here with someone you did at tend to
Speaker 2: across the board.
Speaker 3: And we've never had that before. We've never had that
Speaker 3: in a guest.
Speaker 5: My buttifoga okay, can you imagine? And I waked at
Speaker 5: the camera. I had a shot at tequila for the
Speaker 5: first time in my life. My old Broncos coaches were
Speaker 5: there like they were talking about me. They were like,
Speaker 5: where were those legs when she was on the stop it?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: And then I winked at the camera. I was like
Speaker 4: two stepping and I shot him a wink and gave
Speaker 4: it to him. Yes, that's what got me my ten.
Speaker 3: What was the moment Blaze did not give you a ton.
Speaker 5: He's talking mad ship on Michael Bublaze. This is not
Speaker 5: the first, second, third, or fourth time. I will also
Speaker 5: scream it Michael bou Blaze be un dead to me.
Speaker 5: He he like, literally, I fucked me, looked me up
Speaker 5: and down on the way to my trailer.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean. I'm like, I'm for sure
Speaker 4: getting a tent out of this.
Speaker 3: Yes, can you just trying to flirt by giving you
Speaker 3: an eye?
Speaker 4: I don't know. That is not the way to flirt
Speaker 4: with me.
Speaker 3: I don't do that.
Speaker 4: Yes, I like the love bomb I like, like, I'm
Speaker 4: all for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Was that part of the courtship with Robbie you're
Speaker 3: now wife? Yes, but came on.
Speaker 5: You know what the thing is with love bombing is
Speaker 5: it's like, it's only love bombing. If you don't like it,
Speaker 5: you're right, that's ver.
Speaker 3: You know what the thing is.
Speaker 5: If you don't like him, right, once you decide you
Speaker 5: don't like him, then you're like, fuck you.
Speaker 3: You love bombing forever, every exactly.
Speaker 5: But if you like it, you'll get married in Vegas
Speaker 5: and it's the love of your life.
Speaker 3: But thank you, it's a while.
Speaker 4: It's been a while.
Speaker 5: She is, especially like in the last couple of weeks,
Speaker 5: we've been so busy. She is the I would I
Speaker 5: literally would not be here without her. My manager sent
Speaker 5: me the sweetest text. He's like, you are becoming so
Speaker 5: successful because of the people you surround yourself with.
Speaker 4: Like it's just a testament to.
Speaker 5: Literally Robbie, Like she is incredible, not one jealous bone
Speaker 5: in her body.
Speaker 4: She's like, you're my girl.
Speaker 5: A man could never like I've dated those and just
Speaker 5: her sheer genuine joy for me.
Speaker 4: Like I check in on her every day. I'm like,
Speaker 4: are you sure this is okay?
Speaker 5: Like I do want to prioritize our relationship above all,
Speaker 5: and I know she's the same, so like.
Speaker 4: Love bombing or not like lay it on me? Yeah,
Speaker 4: She's like, why are you calling me a love b.
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 2: But it's interesting that you bring that up because it's like,
Speaker 2: famously you went on the Bachelor, and my question is
Speaker 2: for anyone that really goes on the Bachelor, how genuine
Speaker 2: was that? Like where was your head at what was
Speaker 2: your state of mind going into the Bachelor? Is it
Speaker 2: I'm going to find the man in my dreams and
Speaker 2: roll the dice on this or were you a fan
Speaker 2: of the show?
Speaker 4: Was I fucked you?
Speaker 2: Know?
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm yeah, You're like fucked him. It's like,
Speaker 5: I know what I'm supposed to do and like. And
Speaker 5: the whole time I was thinking it's me, you know,
Speaker 5: I'm like, why can't I have a relationship. I was
Speaker 5: obviously dating like the wrong gender.
Speaker 4: So I was like, this is it. I'm at the
Speaker 4: age I've done the work.
Speaker 5: I can fall in love with this toe looking ass,
Speaker 5: you know, skinny Jean wearing.
Speaker 4: This is my guy.
Speaker 2: So when you get out of the car and you
Speaker 2: see him, is there something that happens because you're on
Speaker 2: the Bachelor where you're like, is it something like in
Speaker 2: your brain that makes him an object of affection?
Speaker 3: Because now you look back and you're.
Speaker 4: Like, nah, totally.
Speaker 5: Have you seen his dancing videos? Oh my god, they
Speaker 5: will make you run. I'm going to send you one
Speaker 5: and you wish you didn't have eyes like there. But
Speaker 5: there is people who are like, did the producers manipulate you?
Speaker 5: I'm like, I manipulated myself. Like you're in an environment
Speaker 5: the competition aspect is huge.
Speaker 4: You're gaslighting yourself. That's all you talk about.
Speaker 5: In interviews, So you're like, man, I really am in
Speaker 5: love with him, Like I can do this.
Speaker 4: Thank God, I escaped that by the skin of my teeth.
Speaker 2: I know, and then told him to fu off at
Speaker 2: the end when he wanted to walk you out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my face full of just saying, I'm like, how
Speaker 4: did I do that?
Speaker 2: Do you think it was that moment that succurred you
Speaker 2: the Bachelorette offer because you kind of were just like, Wow,
Speaker 2: we've never really had someone be this flavor of fuck
Speaker 2: off toad.
Speaker 5: I definitely thought, but nobody else did, including the producers.
Speaker 5: I went into my interviews because I interview a lot
Speaker 5: of like whomen in for the Bachelorette, and I was
Speaker 5: texting my producer, who we have a really good relationship with,
Speaker 5: and I was like.
Speaker 4: What do I have this in the bag? Like what
Speaker 4: do you mean they're interviewing anyone else?
Speaker 5: Like, I'm sure just because they have to and like
Speaker 5: low and behold that like it was not going to
Speaker 5: be me for a long time.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what news to me?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Were they just going to have Rachel?
Speaker 5: I think?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Then overall, can you like average out the whole experience
Speaker 3: across like the entirety of the Bachelor run? Are you
Speaker 3: like glad I did it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, there you go, Yeah that's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I'm like I would do it for the
Speaker 5: accommodations alone, first class, great Champagne, Penthouse. The Bachelor is
Speaker 5: the one show that I've been on that has treated
Speaker 5: us really like stars, like the full thing, yes, like trailers.
Speaker 4: Glam every day, great accommodations.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So leaving that, I'm like, what is this right?
Speaker 3: Because I feel like there's little things trickling out of
Speaker 3: Trader's production where it's like, oh no, we all day
Speaker 3: at the hotel next to the airport.
Speaker 4: I cannot confirm.
Speaker 2: Love you guys are Cultural Awards winners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we love you, sir. We know he was the saying.
Speaker 5: No what I may or may not supposed to be
Speaker 5: saying this, but we stayed in.
Speaker 4: The castle and I will die on that hill.
Speaker 2: We stayed in the castle and basically like that, really
Speaker 2: was you getting ready for bed right in the end.
Speaker 5: Of ye yes, full face and makeup. They don't mean it,
Speaker 5: Jade roll and I thought they were going to slow
Speaker 5: it down, but I like, that is not my favorite.
Speaker 2: Thing that's never happened in the history of the Traders
Speaker 2: is at one point, the Traders are discussing in the
Speaker 2: second season murdering Larsa and.
Speaker 3: She's reading a book book and she flips.
Speaker 2: At least thirteen pages and once they were like, Larcia
Speaker 2: read the book, like.
Speaker 4: Larcia, don't play.
Speaker 5: Yes, we're like get on your selfies, get on your
Speaker 5: feet only fans.
Speaker 3: This is not the foot money. Yeah, look for her.
Speaker 4: I'm a stand of Real Housewives of Miami.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, thank you for saying that. I think
Speaker 3: it's top three, absolutely helpful. Seasons. Ago was like unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Last year was iffy. But we love Salt Lake, we
Speaker 3: love Miami. Atlanta's glad, Atlanta's bad. Yeah. Yeah, Jersey obviously
Speaker 3: Jersey Jersey.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, she was my number one. That's She's what
Speaker 4: got me into the franchise.
Speaker 2: Yes, literally saying she reminds me of all my mom's friends.
Speaker 2: To explain it, she's like so like down to the
Speaker 2: earth and salt of the earth. And there's something about
Speaker 2: like the loyalty thing, which I don't ascribe to, kind
Speaker 2: of about all I think you demand loyalty. It's a
Speaker 2: huge red flag. But with her, I'm like, I know
Speaker 2: it's authentic to you, and yeah, I will ride for
Speaker 2: you with this value.
Speaker 5: Completely agree. You said it perfectly. I am ride or
Speaker 5: die if I fuck with you. But Also, I'm not die.
Speaker 3: It's not the same as like, I'm like, I can't
Speaker 3: explain it.
Speaker 5: The demanding loyalty, Yeah, put perfectly because it's like, yes,
Speaker 5: that you cannot go into a relationship with expectations because
Speaker 5: then it's not genuine. So I don't really demand loyalty
Speaker 5: maybe because.
Speaker 3: It means you're gonna do something fucked up.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's like, if I'm coming out here being
Speaker 2: like loyalty from you, I'm like, Okay, what's going to
Speaker 2: be the gun to my head situation?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 3: You're insinuating will.
Speaker 2: Be in at some point in time that I need
Speaker 2: to ride for you despite anything, Right, I.
Speaker 3: Don't love that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're waiting for you to fuck up.
Speaker 2: And that's my opinion about what Teresa Jude does on
Speaker 2: New Jersey, not to wait into it.
Speaker 3: But like that's why one.
Speaker 2: Thing with Dolores is I'm like, I understand this is
Speaker 2: a core back, but sometime.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Teresa is such a liability. The fact that
Speaker 5: Dolores can stick with her, I'm like, damn girls.
Speaker 3: Exactly right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, were you when you're in the Traders because
Speaker 2: I would imagine you're like you're obviously a huge fan
Speaker 2: of reality TV, Like, did you watch the gamer type
Speaker 2: shows like you're your Survivor person?
Speaker 5: No, when Boston Rob came in and everyone like shit
Speaker 5: their pants or like got wet, like didn't win, yes,
Speaker 5: and like have seen like old tiktoks of him where
Speaker 5: he had like mad slag and that accent.
Speaker 4: I had no idea.
Speaker 5: I'm like, who's this backwards at looking at like I'm
Speaker 5: not I don't care about him.
Speaker 4: But no, I didn't watch any like gamer stuff. I
Speaker 4: quickly learned.
Speaker 3: I don't think it held you back, like I mean,
Speaker 3: did it rely? Not? Right?
Speaker 5: No? Yeah, I went after Tony first, ye, because he
Speaker 5: was just like he was so chaotic. He has such
Speaker 5: a big heart, but you have no idea what is
Speaker 5: going on in that cute little head. And I'm like,
Speaker 5: he's got to go.
Speaker 2: So actually because he's like all you need to hear
Speaker 2: is he's a two time winner of Survivor right exact?
Speaker 3: Let him out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And all the gamers do it to themselves because
Speaker 5: they come in being like I want to be a
Speaker 5: trader so bad and I would be the first to
Speaker 5: be recruited.
Speaker 4: So like I'm curious how other seasons are going to go.
Speaker 5: I feel like they need a Trader season of like
Speaker 5: just gamers and just like dumb reality.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then another one of them yet just we'll
Speaker 3: call them normies, like non TV folks. Because now the
Speaker 3: UK is back.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh that pops off. They love the civilians.
Speaker 3: Oh do you watch the International Trader seasons? No? Oh?
Speaker 2: You like, there's like an incredible season of Australia. I
Speaker 2: think it's Australia season one, and then there's UK series
Speaker 2: one and three, which I just finished. You'll have like
Speaker 2: a really different appreciation for it when you see because
Speaker 2: there's no reality people at all. It's just like kind
Speaker 2: of normies that they cast. Yeah, but there's something about
Speaker 2: it when and this speaks to you as well when
Speaker 2: these people really need the money.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 5: The stakes are not high enough for us for some people.
Speaker 5: Like that's why like when Danielle at the reunion was
Speaker 5: like I was doing anything I can for the money.
Speaker 5: I'm like, respect, Yeah, you swear on your grandchildren. I'm
Speaker 5: not your grandkid. I don't know what they're going to
Speaker 5: think when you go.
Speaker 4: Home to them and have your first dinner, Like I'd
Speaker 4: be like, damn, grandma.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 4: Like good for you, like I've done, like you know,
Speaker 4: way more or less. I'm begging you for seven ninety.
Speaker 3: Nine and he'll give it.
Speaker 4: Please, Okay, girl, No I cannot.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to give it to someone who's like
Speaker 5: begging for money for their college tuition.
Speaker 4: Like I'm not Nicki Minaj. I'm sorry, but like not yet.
Speaker 4: One day you are.
Speaker 3: The next Nikki.
Speaker 4: You don't know, I don't. It's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 4: I'm like, now that i'm growing, I'm like, fuck you guys,
Speaker 4: You're not gonna like it here all the time. Like
Speaker 4: I swear, I need the bar to be.
Speaker 3: So low, Like I'm about where the bar. It's not
Speaker 3: about a vertical level of the bar. It's about a
Speaker 3: horizontal placement. Because you are showing you're literally like telling
Speaker 3: us like what your medication doses are on your pot.
Speaker 3: You know, you're being really as fuck and people are
Speaker 3: loving you for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah honestly, And this sounds like trite, but it's like
Speaker 5: because I wish somebody else did that, and some people
Speaker 5: do that on TikTok, right.
Speaker 4: Which is why I started.
Speaker 5: Because there's so much stigma still, Like when I was
Speaker 5: in my twenties.
Speaker 4: That's when I really needed to be medicated. Well, and
Speaker 4: now I'm.
Speaker 5: Like I act like I'm fixed, but it's like no,
Speaker 5: because I medicated, which is yes, yes, fixing, yeah totally,
Speaker 5: but nobody talked about it, right, you know, it was
Speaker 5: so taboo.
Speaker 4: Now I meet someone, I'm like, what meds are you on? Yeah,
Speaker 4: because we're all on what meds are you on?
Speaker 3: I was on.
Speaker 4: Yes love.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually I had a real moment yesterday where I was
Speaker 2: like I showed up to a place I was supposed
Speaker 2: to go and like socialized, and I realized I was
Speaker 2: too high, and I was like, wait, I didn't need
Speaker 2: to be like so stoned to be here. So now
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make a concerted effort actually back off
Speaker 2: the self medicating with marijuana.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's gotten to a point which is too much.
Speaker 4: I did that.
Speaker 5: I would do the same thing, and you'll be happy
Speaker 5: because you're like, why do I have to like put
Speaker 5: myself through this?
Speaker 4: You know, it's like self sabotage in a way.
Speaker 2: You know what it is for me, It's like this
Speaker 2: just makes me nervous because of my like family history.
Speaker 3: But it's like when I start forgetting things.
Speaker 2: I'm like, pull the plug, like, don't do anything to
Speaker 2: your brain where you could like create holes in it
Speaker 2: and or whatever. Like it's just what I'm on this
Speaker 2: week right now is it's like every time I even
Speaker 2: like a thought leaves my mind and it won't come back,
Speaker 2: I'm like, well.
Speaker 3: That's because I absolutely my brain and this is this
Speaker 3: is not my own doing.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, where's the genetic testing? I know what's
Speaker 4: Early on, I was like, yeah, I have to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've become a vegan and like change my literal life.
Speaker 2: I started coming Dilanphron down to earth. Yes, I can't
Speaker 2: with with the activities he gets into by the way,
Speaker 2: in the castle, yeah, him shirtless over here, him shirtless.
Speaker 4: Over there, literally everyone from the ceiling. I know.
Speaker 5: I'm like the real estate of his biceps. I'm like,
Speaker 5: what about the real estate of like my nipple? Like
Speaker 5: come on, what you like might get a nip flip
Speaker 5: and don't help me. I wanted to be out that
Speaker 5: is intentional and I'm like, come on, like the women
Speaker 5: have to like be smart, be funny, serve look and
Speaker 5: be smart and he just has to. I mean, the
Speaker 5: amount of abs he has is.
Speaker 8: In saying I feel like that's like a six it's
Speaker 8: sixteen or something. Yeah, it's like it's like a fully
Speaker 8: shredded and he's so he's actually so thin. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 8: I'm like it's like the v sure, but it's like
Speaker 8: beyond that, it's like it's like a really sculpted, perfected
Speaker 8: male physique.
Speaker 3: Little waist, it's it's efron facen face.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I'm like, come on, you guys, come come.
Speaker 3: That was like looking him hanging from that thing.
Speaker 5: No, like we when he got miked, like me and
Speaker 5: Bob the Dagueen would be like that. I know, we
Speaker 5: were so close, like the like bts that Alan post.
Speaker 4: It's just me turning around like looking up at him.
Speaker 4: He'd be like, get away from me.
Speaker 5: I'm so clinging when I like someone, so I would
Speaker 5: just like follow him around. So he's like, please get
Speaker 5: away from me, which is why I was so surprised
Speaker 5: that he was a trader.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, we never talked about the game.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I always talked about I was like, I don't
Speaker 5: give a fuck from like who you think is a trader?
Speaker 4: Like I just want to hang.
Speaker 3: Right that Hovioust.
Speaker 2: They probably helped you though, right, for the first like
Speaker 2: at least half of it is like, you know, being
Speaker 2: an old person making your authentic connections, and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, it's like you snapped into a game
Speaker 2: mode when you kind of had.
Speaker 5: To exactly, but you kind of knew going in. You know,
Speaker 5: you know, everything's a social game. It's like you have
Speaker 5: to be able to pivot. That's the strategy. They're like,
Speaker 5: you had an alliance. It's like, but I knew it
Speaker 5: wasn't going to last. It's like people are going to
Speaker 5: fall off. You're going to be alone at some point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then it's kind of going to be easier
Speaker 4: because you nothing's personal. But it's like, I feel like
Speaker 4: you should just understand that, right. It's just like innate,
Speaker 4: it's wife.
Speaker 3: Totally and only it only this season got personal within
Speaker 3: the Traders. Yeah, in a way that was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is a little ugly. I agree, watching.
Speaker 5: That insane When Carolyn in the turret, this I'll never
Speaker 5: forget when they were like who should we go after?
Speaker 4: Who should we go after? And she was like.
Speaker 5: Dan Yelle, like just the three of them, I'm like,
Speaker 5: the audacity, like is incredible.
Speaker 2: That has to be so wild to be on the
Speaker 2: literally participating in a reality show and more than half
Speaker 2: of it is happening in a place that you can't see.
Speaker 2: And then you really like, I guess you didn't really
Speaker 2: understand what the show was giving until it was on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I knew they were taking up so much screen time.
Speaker 5: I knew there was like a subplot in a plot,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, fuck you, like, I just want some
Speaker 5: please share.
Speaker 4: Every day when we would get like.
Speaker 5: D miked, the EPs would come in like jaw on
Speaker 5: the floor of that this is the best television we've
Speaker 5: ever seen. I'm like, I know it's not because of us. Wow,
Speaker 5: I know it's not because of the faiths. They even said,
Speaker 5: oh they were freaking out almost every night. They knew
Speaker 5: and I'm like, are you lying to us at this point?
Speaker 5: But it's like because we didn't know what was going
Speaker 5: on in the.
Speaker 3: Turret, but that that gases you open away, that makes
Speaker 3: you a little suspicious and you're like, Okay, well, something's
Speaker 3: happening behind a veil that I were not.
Speaker 4: We knew they were drama the whole time.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you guys are giving, so I need to
Speaker 5: go into my interviews.
Speaker 4: Do you guys do n a d or you have heard.
Speaker 3: Of it, and I love it can lift a car.
Speaker 5: I questioned the legality because I'm like, I'm here week
Speaker 5: after week like I'm a fiend.
Speaker 4: This is the substance. But you couldn't.
Speaker 6: Know.
Speaker 3: But you didn't know your every.
Speaker 4: So there's like a nasal spray. It's legal in the UK.
Speaker 4: I've gotten it in the UK. So I got the
Speaker 4: nasal spray. It's so strong.
Speaker 5: I did up my nose before my promos, my my
Speaker 5: blood vessel blue. I had a red eye. I'm like,
Speaker 5: something's got to change. So I was sporting it in
Speaker 5: the back of my mouth. I would I would dope
Speaker 5: n ad before every interview so I could be like
Speaker 5: talking shit like fuck you doing a friend like come
Speaker 5: on his head so far up my ass you can't
Speaker 5: see straight. It's like, oh yeah, and before the round table, Yeah,
Speaker 5: before the round table.
Speaker 3: It helps you think you are doping.
Speaker 4: I was doping.
Speaker 5: It last like twenty minutes, but that's enough to get
Speaker 5: you through the beginning, which is like the most nervous you.
Speaker 3: Are when like when the seals are being broken on
Speaker 3: who's who's being spotlet this week or something. And so
Speaker 3: I always felt like your presence at round table was
Speaker 3: so measured, and I guess that's what are you saying.
Speaker 3: That's why you were.
Speaker 4: So like clear that in am pro panelol ah crossing
Speaker 4: your ard.
Speaker 5: I was like, yes that my heart rates in the forties.
Speaker 5: I'm feeling good.
Speaker 4: Oh maybe thirty. I can think so clearly.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was like, come for me there, like you should
Speaker 5: be a lawyer, Like this is what anybody needs if
Speaker 5: they want to be a lawyer.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which everyone who's listening to this, it's not a benzo.
Speaker 5: You know, it doesn't affect your It just makes you
Speaker 5: think clearly. So there is still a skill. I am
Speaker 5: not attributing all of this. I haven't I haven't had
Speaker 5: NAD in ten days, you know what.
Speaker 3: Like I will come on, come on, I'm telling you
Speaker 3: I've had it to the IVY.
Speaker 2: So there's an option you can do which is like
Speaker 2: exclusively n A D plus and it literally it takes
Speaker 2: about it took me about two hours to get through
Speaker 2: the bag.
Speaker 3: And it's for you. Say there and you feel like
Speaker 3: there's like a million pounds on you.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you when you get up, this is the
Speaker 2: only time I've really understood you know when they say
Speaker 2: like a new mom can.
Speaker 3: Lift a car for babies under a car by the way,
Speaker 3: a scenario that I'm like, who came up with that?
Speaker 3: Like why was the baby under?
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's me on pregnant zone.
Speaker 3: But literally, like you do the plus you are that
Speaker 3: you are mother your mother? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 3: My question about the roundtable is how long does it take?
Speaker 4: Hours?
Speaker 3: Is it actually that hours?
Speaker 5: Like maybe we don't have time at all, but it's
Speaker 5: I would say pushing two hours, maybe two and a
Speaker 5: half three.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: So when it seems like someone is voting for something
Speaker 2: really random, like let's just say a lot of Dolores's votes,
Speaker 2: wasn't that they were like necessarily super random because I
Speaker 2: would imagine the person that she's written down has gone
Speaker 2: time at that round Not.
Speaker 5: The case for Dolores, but the case for everybody else
Speaker 5: that you may see voting randomly. Like all the times
Speaker 5: Dylan voted for me, we were going head to head.
Speaker 3: Really yeah yeah, and they cut all that all of it.
Speaker 4: I ate him alive, which is probably why.
Speaker 3: They did Oh to be the Golden Boy. Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 5: But yeah, we really went head. I'm like, come on,
Speaker 5: like that wasn't. Danielle was not my only good round table.
Speaker 4: I had a bunch you did eat that.
Speaker 5: Yes, every production would text us every week being like,
Speaker 5: how'd you like the episode?
Speaker 4: I'm like where am I? You're like like yes, the
Speaker 4: people on social media love you, and I'm like more
Speaker 4: it can never be enough.
Speaker 3: What did you say to Dylan what got caught? Can
Speaker 3: you reveal?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 4: Do you remember? You probably don't. In the teaser at
Speaker 4: the beginning of the season.
Speaker 5: Before it started, I was like, watch your cocky attitude
Speaker 5: because it's going to get you in trouble.
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 5: Yes, he was accusing me because he had just gotten
Speaker 5: bobbed the drag Queen out with the help of Boston Rob.
Speaker 4: It's like a lot of it it.
Speaker 5: Is some like whatever intuition strategy, but a lot of
Speaker 5: it is luck. People are like the gameplays itself, which
Speaker 5: I really believe.
Speaker 4: But yeah, you know I pulled all the cards.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you're coming after me because my personality because
Speaker 5: you never met a woman like me.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's true. Yeah, everything can exist.
Speaker 5: It doesn't mean I'm a trader manipulator because my tits
Speaker 5: and my ass are out that is the definition of misogyny.
Speaker 3: There you go Lesson literally.
Speaker 4: And he's so sweet.
Speaker 5: You know, he's just an easy scapegoat because whenever I
Speaker 5: talk to Dylan, it's all of the men.
Speaker 3: I mean, yes, yeah, Dylan, Dylan does kind of accomplish
Speaker 3: so much. He is like he can't be the hero.
Speaker 3: There was a moment when he was going after when
Speaker 3: he was like going after Bob, the dragling in a
Speaker 3: way that I was like, no, no, no, don't go
Speaker 3: after Bob, where I started to see him as a villain.
Speaker 3: But then then he would become this easy stand in
Speaker 3: for all the males on the cast, Like he just
Speaker 3: he's so flexible as a character on this show. Yes,
Speaker 3: in a way that.
Speaker 4: Is good, I think totally. It was.
Speaker 5: There was no question ever that he wasn't a faithful
Speaker 5: and he really does his brain because he loves those
Speaker 5: game shows. He really is strategy. I'm like, how do
Speaker 5: you think that many steps ahead? And a lot of
Speaker 5: times he was right.
Speaker 3: He was so right. Yeah, even like down to the
Speaker 3: and with the whole Britney thing when Danielle, like you know,
Speaker 3: had something nice to say to everybody except Brittany. I'm
Speaker 3: just like that is so perceptible. I thought that was
Speaker 3: good because it was literally Brittany away. I was like,
Speaker 3: in a way, it's like, oh, totally, I don't know
Speaker 3: what they say.
Speaker 2: And I'm also not one of those people who's like
Speaker 2: dunking on Danielle Constant because I think she's gotten a
Speaker 2: lot of abuse and I really don't think it's fair.
Speaker 4: Same.
Speaker 2: But my thing with that was I was just like, like,
Speaker 2: you kind of did give away that it's her because
Speaker 2: in insinuating that she betrayed you, the only way she
Speaker 2: could be in that position is if she had knowledge
Speaker 2: that she then betrayed right right.
Speaker 3: So that was, yes, hips it a little far from me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the whole thing once the recruit or like suspected
Speaker 5: recruit happened, where like there goes Brittany.
Speaker 4: There was just no other option.
Speaker 5: Really she should have went for like Dylan or something,
Speaker 5: because then it would have been a little more confusing.
Speaker 4: But it was just like too obvious.
Speaker 5: And then Brittany changed, Like when Dylan was like Britney's
Speaker 5: acting now, I'm like, damn, I'm not giving you enough credit, don't.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why do you have to say that?
Speaker 2: But it's real, Yeah, it's yeah real, Like I wonder
Speaker 2: would you do like an All Star season?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: I'm like it's too early to say because I haven't
Speaker 5: got my money yet. Literally, once I get it, pretax
Speaker 5: come on my account. We'll figure it out. Yeah, just
Speaker 5: don't hit the UK taxes and then the US like
Speaker 5: a bonus, you know.
Speaker 4: But but I don't know part of it. It was
Speaker 4: like the most fun show I've done to watch back, yes.
Speaker 5: And it's just like it's pretty innocent. There's a lot,
Speaker 5: but filming was way more stressful than it led on.
Speaker 5: But I think doing it the second time around, you
Speaker 5: have more experience.
Speaker 3: I mean you are like getting hung out of like
Speaker 3: a helicopter by the end, which is crazy.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I freaked out. I'm like, you're not
Speaker 5: letting me say goodbye to my family. You are liable.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 4: Dylan's gonna cut this rope like any at any second
Speaker 4: he gets I was literally buckled in by one buckle.
Speaker 4: I'm like, is there any other buckles?
Speaker 5: They're like, no, I'm not going anywhere, but me at
Speaker 5: least give me like some kind of a cycle ligeal
Speaker 5: safety because it was a huge buckle.
Speaker 4: They know what they're doing. They're like, we promise it's safe.
Speaker 5: I'm like, by concept, this is not safe in any
Speaker 5: stretch of the imagination. I will not recommend it to anybody,
Speaker 5: Like I have a fully formed frontal lobe and amigdala,
Speaker 5: so your fears center. So I'm like, you're just not
Speaker 5: getting me. I came back and Brittany and Doris were like,
Speaker 5: how was that.
Speaker 3: I was surprised Dolores went up there to be honest.
Speaker 4: And Brittany yeah, yeah, riddled with fear.
Speaker 2: Wait, there was also that part where it was like
Speaker 2: when Dolores was partnered with God Lover Kroshelle with the
Speaker 2: with the bugs, yeah, and like Krishelle pulled that right away.
Speaker 2: I was watching it being like, Dolo, you would have
Speaker 2: lasted two more minutes.
Speaker 3: I know you for years on that show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this partnership was not built to last the bug
Speaker 2: challenge right.
Speaker 4: No, she was like I picked the wrong partner. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I beg to differ.
Speaker 3: I think you picked the right right you guys quick,
Speaker 3: but who was your partner again?
Speaker 4: Carolyn?
Speaker 3: And you guys made it through? We did.
Speaker 5: I was like, Carolyn, I'm so ready to go whenever
Speaker 5: you are. I just don't want it to be my fault.
Speaker 5: I don't want anything, and she was like, let's keep going.
Speaker 5: I'm like fuck. But it was kind of like it
Speaker 5: was a big moment. People were like, I'm so proud
Speaker 5: of you. I'm like saying, fuck those maggots. Yeah, Herberts
Speaker 5: in my tits, yeah everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah about Carolyn, Like, were you as ooped as
Speaker 2: everyone when she ultimately was a trader? Were you on
Speaker 2: did you ever think that before it was happening?
Speaker 4: No, only that day.
Speaker 5: It was like after the chessboard challenge where she was
Speaker 5: kind of giving away too much and other people brought
Speaker 5: it to me. I'm like, oh damn, I could see
Speaker 5: it because it was the same as Bob the Jaqueen.
Speaker 5: We just didn't talk about the game and she didn't
Speaker 5: manipulate or try.
Speaker 4: And lie to anyone. She was just like, what do
Speaker 4: you think? What do you think? So I never thought
Speaker 4: anything of it. I didn't totally think she was a
Speaker 4: faithful I'm like, I'll figure this out later. But like
Speaker 4: I'm sharing her vape like we're having a good time.
Speaker 3: Va Yeah, oh amazing.
Speaker 4: You're not allowed to share it, but I was puffing, puffing,
Speaker 4: I'm like, come on, and this is my cocktail, go
Speaker 4: balking crosser at the round table.
Speaker 3: I am obsess no note yeah, an iconic turn. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, well done, congratulations.
Speaker 2: I think it's time to ask absolutely so this, let
Speaker 2: me ask what was the culture that made you say
Speaker 2: culture was for you?
Speaker 4: Honestly? Girls, Yes, come on, you're right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy that it got it right in
Speaker 2: the moment as it was airing and as you watch
Speaker 2: it now looking back. I mean we were like New
Speaker 2: Yorkers at that era like that, relatively a little bit
Speaker 2: younger than.
Speaker 3: Close to their age. It is aging like a fine one.
Speaker 5: Yep, I agree, I totally agree. And when you rewatch it,
Speaker 5: you like understand.
Speaker 4: How you've changed. Oh so good.
Speaker 5: I'm like, fuck Jess as a pick me, right, yes,
Speaker 5: when I watch it the first time, I wanted to
Speaker 5: be here because I'm a pick me.
Speaker 4: I mean there's no character that you don't hate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well yes, but it's like you love them and
Speaker 5: you hate them Marnie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a work of art, work of art. Yes, that
Speaker 2: was unfortunately me and I remember you. You remember when
Speaker 2: Mike Spence had on your door it was a sign
Speaker 2: when you would leave Bowen's apartment. There was a sign
Speaker 2: that said, don't be Marny, don't be yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, there was a sign in my part.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget it because you're like, that's me unfortunately, Yeah,
Speaker 4: all of us.
Speaker 3: But the thing is it could be all of us.
Speaker 2: That was what was gious about those four characters. It
Speaker 2: was like it called back to Sex and the City
Speaker 2: in a way where it was like you could watch
Speaker 2: the show and see yourself and all of them. But
Speaker 2: this was like the Alty, like Brooklyn, like nouveaux version
Speaker 2: of what that show was. It was like, yet again,
Speaker 2: we've done it. These are like more explicitly unsavory people
Speaker 2: and what they do is like worse and yeah, to
Speaker 2: the time a little bit more. But yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: perfect sequel to that show.
Speaker 3: Were You, I think and this is a comblem because
Speaker 3: I think he's the least unlikable one. Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: You're You're a full show.
Speaker 4: I love show. Yes, yeah, she's kind of cookie crazy,
Speaker 4: but she.
Speaker 3: Was just so smart in the end.
Speaker 4: Totally, but she comes off as kind of dumb.
Speaker 3: But like the episode where they go to the like
Speaker 3: the North Fork Hampton's house or whatever and the show,
Speaker 3: she's just on one because she's drunk. Yeah, and she's
Speaker 3: just like tearing into all of them.
Speaker 5: Yes, sometimes you need to sometimes, Yes, it makes you
Speaker 5: stronger as a relationship.
Speaker 2: She actually was the most mature because she was the
Speaker 2: one who got She actually, if you watch it again,
Speaker 2: from the beginning, she's the most open. She's like so
Speaker 2: thirsty for like Jess's approval and like to be those girls.
Speaker 2: And she was kind of like side charactery there for
Speaker 2: a little, like definitely number four on the call sheet.
Speaker 2: And then by the end she was the first one
Speaker 2: to be like, I don't want to be friends with
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 3: I don't like you guys.
Speaker 2: You have been good for me. You all need to
Speaker 2: grow up like I am. So ultimately, she was the
Speaker 2: character who was able to mature the fast.
Speaker 5: Yes, no, I agree, And I can relate to that
Speaker 5: character always, the one that's like wanting to fit in
Speaker 5: so bad, because like when you don't fit into a
Speaker 5: friend group or they're like not giving you attention, like
Speaker 5: it hurts so bad to be that girl. But we
Speaker 5: all have, yeah, you know, even on Housewives, and I
Speaker 5: feel like sometimes they pull in new Housewives and you
Speaker 5: can tell who was like that Angie from.
Speaker 4: Salt Lake City.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, And I'm like, fuck, I relate and letting
Speaker 5: it like doing it and letting it all hang out
Speaker 5: and doing it so confident. She's Alossom exactly and now
Speaker 5: people understand her. I think she's so funny, like she
Speaker 5: seems like she's a really good time.
Speaker 3: She came on our podcast.
Speaker 2: She's the only she's the only one that's been on
Speaker 2: the show, and we we kind of like, don't ask
Speaker 2: a lot of housewives because we like this to be
Speaker 2: a space where we can kind of rip the piss
Speaker 2: out of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but with her, we're just like, let's go. It's
Speaker 3: our last episode of twenty twenty four. It's Angie k.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm waiting for the perfect housewife. Yeah, Lisa Rena
Speaker 5: wants to come on, and I'm like.
Speaker 3: She's coming on our show.
Speaker 6: We believed.
Speaker 3: I think I think you should have her on.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, this is what I need. No, I want
Speaker 4: I need the pressure YouTube together.
Speaker 8: Yes really, Noe, like I need to hear this conversation
Speaker 8: the same.
Speaker 5: Yes, I love her and she's iconic. Yes, I'm like, yes,
Speaker 5: I'm going to say something controversial and this sucks, Like
Speaker 5: we Robbie and I talk about all the time. It's
Speaker 5: like her daughters, how do you feel that you're never
Speaker 5: going to be as iconic as you're not?
Speaker 3: And you know what's funny?
Speaker 2: Second the second, the second she got off Housewives. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she then like hit the fashion circuit harder than either
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: Like it's a moment.
Speaker 4: She's an icon.
Speaker 5: She's working with the sickest photographer, she does the most editorial,
Speaker 5: she's timeless.
Speaker 4: She shows the fuck up at Mark Jacob with that
Speaker 4: show too. No, I've never been to a show. That's
Speaker 4: why I'm wearing mew meal spread.
Speaker 3: You look great. That's a really really good color.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm waiting for Nick.
Speaker 3: Still, they're sort of they're sort of they're sort.
Speaker 4: Of there, like how far is she gonna go? No,
Speaker 4: this one definitely is and it's white and eat there.
Speaker 3: Your abundance, your abundance.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Johnnie.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I am gonna like Blake Lively at some point,
Speaker 5: like wait, did.
Speaker 4: Know where she's just like I'm sexually harassed.
Speaker 5: But she's the one that's but she's the one who's
Speaker 5: doing it.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, my poor podcast editor.
Speaker 5: Where I'm like, you can name this one like clip
Speaker 5: burnt off, like masturbating for money.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no comments, please just do it.
Speaker 3: But like to go back to this idea that you
Speaker 3: could be a Nicki minaj for in your generation. What's happening?
Speaker 4: Praise?
Speaker 3: No, No, it's like Gabby, people are.
Speaker 4: Like coming from you is insane.
Speaker 3: No no, no, yes.
Speaker 5: If I didn't have my advanta set, my pro panel,
Speaker 5: i'd be having a panic attack.
Speaker 4: But I'm fully charged. Maby.
Speaker 2: I hadn't thought about carrying around n A D. But
Speaker 2: now I'm really excited about thinking about it.
Speaker 4: Get yes I did. Don't do it in your nose
Speaker 4: because you'll bloodshot your eyes. Do it in your mouth.
Speaker 2: In your mouth, okay, in the mouth, yes, nasal spray
Speaker 2: in the mouth, yeah, maybe the same thing you breathed
Speaker 2: into hard.
Speaker 4: I think it's just like it is.
Speaker 5: I think just a strong kind of abrasive because you
Speaker 5: see how NAD fucks you up. Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 5: you know when you're getting it, So it's just too
Speaker 5: much for the little nose.
Speaker 3: What happens is I don't even have it put in
Speaker 3: the bag anymore. They do an injection.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, we're on the same thing.
Speaker 3: I get it right here. Yeah, And sometimes I like,
Speaker 3: do you want to in your butt or do you
Speaker 3: want to hit the harm?
Speaker 2: And I'm always like, I don't know. I asked you
Speaker 2: to come to my home to give me. This is
Speaker 2: trust me and you I don't want to like drop
Speaker 2: drow like And I am found at times same with
Speaker 2: this medical professional.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I'll do the arm. Sometimes it's like
Speaker 5: there's really no saying.
Speaker 2: But when they come to your house, like because occasionally
Speaker 2: I'll treat myself and like I'll get an idea IVY
Speaker 2: in my house. And yeah, I had one nurse that
Speaker 2: came over to my house and she had just gone
Speaker 2: through a breakup and it was they're in your house
Speaker 2: for like forty five hour. So I ended up like
Speaker 2: being a real shoulder to cry on for this traveling
Speaker 2: IVY nurse. She was like really going through it. And
Speaker 2: then I had her again three months later and yeah,
Speaker 2: still having a hard girl. We got to get over it. Yeah, girl,
Speaker 2: you need some n a D and some dick.
Speaker 3: That's what that's what love bobbing goes wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, she wanted to love Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm so sad and then she
Speaker 3: cried in my apartment. But for her, I think she
Speaker 3: probably was, for lack of a better word, triggered when
Speaker 3: she came back to your apartment three months later. You
Speaker 3: know what, maybe maybe yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now when you and Robbie go back to Vegas, now,
Speaker 3: is it going to be like it's going to be
Speaker 3: a happy place. It's always gonna be a happy place
Speaker 3: for you guys.
Speaker 5: Yes, we're not Vegas people, like they don't like to gamble,
Speaker 5: like they have good shopping, but so does La. And
Speaker 5: we're in New York a lot. But now we're like,
Speaker 5: we have to go here once a year.
Speaker 3: Yes, person, you might that might go to two or
Speaker 3: three times. Yeah, like it.
Speaker 4: We love the nostalgia.
Speaker 5: We went to the Hamptons once at the beginning of
Speaker 5: our relationship, for our first time, both of our first times.
Speaker 5: She grew up in New York but like obviously never
Speaker 5: went to the hampton She grew up with nine siblings
Speaker 5: and her mom was just like fuck no, so we went.
Speaker 4: Now we're like, we have to go every year.
Speaker 5: We went last summer for a wedding, a chic wedding,
Speaker 5: so we have to go. So it's like Vegas and
Speaker 5: the Hampton's regular places.
Speaker 3: I'm slowly becoming a Vegas person, are you so? I
Speaker 3: hadn't been back for like twelve years. I went back
Speaker 3: to see carry I want to.
Speaker 5: See Maria Carey has been on your pod. She's my
Speaker 5: all time yes on road trips.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love her. She gets me through.
Speaker 2: She literally sat exactly where you sat, and we we
Speaker 2: couldn't even like that was it?
Speaker 4: Where is that ad? Literally in the back of the throat, No,
Speaker 4: only with nada.
Speaker 3: To no longer have to suck down.
Speaker 4: I never did it in the first place.
Speaker 5: On it day to ask maybe like uh huh if
Speaker 5: you have to ask, obviously, I don't have to do
Speaker 5: it now you go down on me.
Speaker 3: And shut the talk up.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yes, yeah that should have been the first clue.
Speaker 4: But it takes you a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. You're being set all these signals from
Speaker 3: the world that like you should love this.
Speaker 5: Yes, and it's like why, that's what it is. It's
Speaker 5: really society. And I grew up in Colorado, like in
Speaker 5: the Midwest, there was just like no no gay girls,
Speaker 5: rarely even gay dudes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so was.
Speaker 2: There like something in your brain like I guess what
Speaker 2: I'm asking is, did you consciously know this to be
Speaker 2: true and buried it or was it something that like actually.
Speaker 3: Wasn't awakening at some point after you went through things.
Speaker 5: I think more of an awakening. I don't ever try
Speaker 5: and bury anything. But that's probably like my conscious versus
Speaker 5: subconscious thinking. But it's like I just hadn't seen an example.
Speaker 5: Even still now, we don't see a lot of lesbians, yes,
Speaker 5: like not on TV, not on anything. So I was like,
Speaker 5: I wanted to be happy. I wanted to be in love,
Speaker 5: and I thought that was going to be with a man.
Speaker 5: But it's like I didn't want kids, so I'd pray
Speaker 5: every night that, like, I know there's a god if
Speaker 5: I ended up with a man that didn't want kids.
Speaker 5: But it's like such a blessing. And at the end,
Speaker 5: I think it just all happened at the right time.
Speaker 5: Like I would go to bed, and you know how
Speaker 5: you have kind of like subconscious thoughts right before bed,
Speaker 5: I'd be like, what if I'm gay? What if I
Speaker 5: tell my family I'm gay? Like what's going to happen?
Speaker 5: So I think and I was like such good friends
Speaker 5: with the lesbian, like the coolest lesbian only when I've
Speaker 5: ever met as a nurse, so I think there's probably
Speaker 5: a big emotional attraction, but I just didn't know it.
Speaker 5: Like the whole unit was like are they dating? And
Speaker 5: I'd like, I would never take it personal. I'd be like,
Speaker 5: if you know, I'm like, that's so funny. But like
Speaker 5: she didn't push, which was so nice. You'd never like
Speaker 5: hit on me and came on to me. We just
Speaker 5: had like the best friendship. Yes, And that's how I
Speaker 5: think Robbie and I are.
Speaker 9: Like.
Speaker 4: People are like, oh, to be a fly.
Speaker 5: On the wall normally and like it's going to be
Speaker 5: boring as fuck, But like with her and I, it's like,
Speaker 5: I think it would actually be fun to be a
Speaker 5: fly on the wall.
Speaker 3: Of course it would. Everyone is like everyone's rooting for you, guys.
Speaker 4: Thank you truly. I hope you know that I do.
Speaker 4: She's like she's just the best.
Speaker 5: She is who she is as you see her, like
Speaker 5: on camera, in the public and at home.
Speaker 4: She's so naturally just herself.
Speaker 2: Wait, oh my god, I know what I'm remembering right now.
Speaker 2: You were at our friend Greta's New Year's Eve party. Yes,
Speaker 2: and oh my god, there no we weren't, but I
Speaker 2: was supposed to go, and I remember like later she
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, Robbi brought Gabby and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, that would have been such
Speaker 2: a New Year's vibey.
Speaker 5: Literally yeah, and yes, sharing squirt squirt skirt.
Speaker 3: That's great too.
Speaker 2: When you when you can have a partner that like
Speaker 2: has like cool, interesting friends, it's.
Speaker 4: Like totally no.
Speaker 2: It's like sometimes it's hard when you're dating someone and
Speaker 2: you look a little bit past it and you're like, what,
Speaker 2: I want to hang out with them in the community
Speaker 2: that they belong to.
Speaker 3: That's like a really cool thing that you found.
Speaker 5: She has the coolest community. She's just like the coolest.
Speaker 5: She's an industry darling. Like everyone we hang out with
Speaker 5: is like pretty prominent. I'm like, Babe, I don't know
Speaker 5: if I can't, what am I going to say?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't.
Speaker 5: It's like just something I can't wrap my head around.
Speaker 5: But she's always like wanting to double with like EPs
Speaker 5: of like networks. I'm like, babe, the fuck yourself.
Speaker 4: And it's like I load up on probanam all on.
Speaker 3: It easy, but you can lift the emotional car. You're
Speaker 3: up Gabby you're at a point now where it's like,
Speaker 3: I mean people at work, like everyone at and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, like like Gobby Wendy like
Speaker 3: like what a fucking legend, Like everyone is like it's
Speaker 3: just like you're very easy to adore.
Speaker 4: Thank you. It means the world, yes.
Speaker 3: Just on like a mass scale. It's like within offices,
Speaker 3: it's it's just like, oh my gosh, like like Robbie
Speaker 3: Hoffin came the other week and like was Gabby with her?
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's it's just you figure into the conversation
Speaker 3: in that way organically.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, thank you. You have no idea what
Speaker 5: it's doing for my confidence. I have crazy imposter syndrome
Speaker 5: and pretty much for medication, just like zero confidence.
Speaker 3: It's hard.
Speaker 2: It's hard to I think, especially when you're someone who's like,
Speaker 2: you know, obviously very aware of pop culture, like you
Speaker 2: knew what it is who were walking into and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I can imagine that it would
Speaker 2: be really fucking crazy to be in the car at
Speaker 2: the Bachelor and they're writing you up and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden it's like, oh, I'm doing this thing that
Speaker 2: a lot of people are going to be watching taking apart, scrutinizing,
Speaker 2: talking about and you've probably seen all different sides of it,
Speaker 2: because like you've probably been at any given point, like
Speaker 2: the hero, the villain, the neutral person, the person who
Speaker 2: doesn't feel they're on camera enough, et cetera, Like in
Speaker 2: positions where you know you're in a position of tension
Speaker 2: on live television, et cetera. Like, yeah, the three shows
Speaker 2: that you've done, and then like everything surrounding it, it's
Speaker 2: such a wide variety of experiences that how can you
Speaker 2: feel possibly comfortable when it's always changing outside of it
Speaker 2: being high profile?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so true.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm definitely at a different stage right now.
Speaker 5: Like at first after Bachelorette, I think I like kind
Speaker 5: of realized how niche it was and how Bachelor Nation
Speaker 5: was and like stuff like that, and it was it's
Speaker 5: not more it's not more forgiving. It's way less forgiving,
Speaker 5: but it's less serious. You know, people just like don't
Speaker 5: take it as serious. So we were doing press, we
Speaker 5: went on Kimmel, we did all that stuff with Anthony Anderson.
Speaker 5: It was again the d squad, but it's like it's
Speaker 5: like him and Willie guys, who's like I heard a joy.
Speaker 3: But when you go on Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2: They went on Kelly Clarkson the Traders and the most
Speaker 2: was willy guys, And it's like, I'm sorry, but if
Speaker 2: you pull up to the Kelly Clarkson show, you do
Speaker 2: want Kelly Clarkson's joyful, superstar ass to walk out there
Speaker 2: and say y'all, etc.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course we're coming from exactly.
Speaker 4: Robbie was like who yeah he was. She was like
Speaker 4: who is this guy? I'm like this guy. She's like
Speaker 4: adore him. Yeah, And I'm like, oh, okay, I understand.
Speaker 5: But like was beyond stoked for Kelly Clarkson. Yes, but
Speaker 5: we did. We did gm A, we did all that
Speaker 5: for The Bachelor, and it just it felt a little
Speaker 5: easier this time around. I feel like there's a lot
Speaker 5: more pressure because like more especially since Traders is an
Speaker 5: industry show. You know, I'm like, damn, there's really eyes yea,
Speaker 5: So like, yeah, like I have to show the fuck up.
Speaker 5: But so I hope I get more comfortable. I think
Speaker 5: I will. But yeah, it's like a different kind of fandom,
Speaker 5: it feels, which is amazing but also like scary because
Speaker 5: when too many people like you, it's like the loyalty thing.
Speaker 5: It's like, what's going to happen if I have a
Speaker 5: bad take. I tried out a bad take last night
Speaker 5: at dinner with like my new agent and my manage.
Speaker 4: I'll yes, yes and went on. I tried it out.
Speaker 5: It was like we were talking conspiracy theories and I'm like, well, yeah,
Speaker 5: you guys like now I'm a this and the room
Speaker 5: fell silent and I'm like, I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 5: did not love that reaction. I'm going to backtrack. This
Speaker 5: wasn't what I was expecting. They're like, no, that's about
Speaker 5: don't say that in bumbling. OK, No, that's a bad da.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you know what, You've got to try I
Speaker 5: gotta see.
Speaker 4: This is thank god I tried it out with you
Speaker 4: instead of like on the pod. But I was this
Speaker 4: close when I was next episode, I was going to
Speaker 4: do it, so like, thank.
Speaker 3: God, pull the trigger, Like yeah, this is the thing
Speaker 3: with the shows you've been on. It's an industry show
Speaker 3: with traders, but like people who respond to you will
Speaker 3: then find their way to something that is completely in
Speaker 3: your own voice, which is longanded, which is gonna be
Speaker 3: the podcast, and then they're the full real version of yourself.
Speaker 3: I kind of feel that way about SNL being like this,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, So like it's all it's
Speaker 3: all good, but it's crazy making though, to like be
Speaker 3: in that in that open exposed sort of plan and
Speaker 3: just be like Okay, I'm like I'm getting it feels
Speaker 3: like you're getting slings and arrows from all sides. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: among the four girls and girls would be would come
Speaker 3: out if the show we're still on as gay? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was gay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 5: I feel like she always kind of read is bisexual
Speaker 5: or I feel like Marnie because she's so repressed, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Marnie.
Speaker 2: I don't think Marnie was The joyful thing about Marnie
Speaker 2: is she's like will never change.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that was the thing that I loved most
Speaker 2: about the end of the show is I was like,
Speaker 2: Marnie is that girl that we all know from our
Speaker 2: twenties that's just never gonna change. Maybe she never had
Speaker 2: a chance, maybe she's in denial, but she is definitely
Speaker 2: that girl who at least is trying out girls because
Speaker 2: like it becomes a thing that she's curious about.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because she's doing her research. She's a tourist. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I feel she's gonna like, well.
Speaker 4: Maybe what is the other one that I'm forgetting?
Speaker 3: Harry No a virgo.
Speaker 4: The other They speak to one another, yes, like the
Speaker 4: Earth sign.
Speaker 5: They have a list and they're checking it twice and
Speaker 5: they want to make sure that everything is like perfect
Speaker 5: and that they've done their research.
Speaker 3: Twins, Oh my god, why we did that?
Speaker 5: Yes, Scorpio, Yes, yeah, Pisce's man. I feel like they
Speaker 5: get like is the jury out?
Speaker 3: No? I love it.
Speaker 4: I think so too.
Speaker 5: I love I do like a Pisces. I feel like
Speaker 5: they're just themselves, an emotional we are.
Speaker 2: I would go ahead and call myself a little high maintenance,
Speaker 2: but it's okay. Yes, I need a lot from the
Speaker 2: people that are in my life, but I think that
Speaker 2: they love me for it.
Speaker 4: You're lovable, yes, yes, but I also know I understand
Speaker 4: how I can be. Yeah, at least you're in on it.
Speaker 3: It's a long time, yes, but what are you?
Speaker 5: I'm a Capricorn me Bust and Rob, Carolyn.
Speaker 4: And Sierra believe.
Speaker 3: I have capricorns on this cab.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and capricorns are like rare.
Speaker 3: I love Sierra go did so dirty?
Speaker 4: I love me too?
Speaker 3: She's hot.
Speaker 4: It's hot, it's crazy, it's crazy, her eyes like everything
Speaker 4: I would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's that kind of thing where it's
Speaker 2: just like it's it pushes the boundaries of like homosexuality.
Speaker 2: It's like that that we might be able to cross over.
Speaker 2: But then again, the thing with ever trying it with
Speaker 2: women is it's like I just respect them too much.
Speaker 2: I don't want them to have a bad time, but
Speaker 2: I don't ever try to because I can't promise a
Speaker 2: good time. Guys out there, I can make sure we
Speaker 2: have fun. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 4: That's so sweet.
Speaker 2: And like and like gay guys that were closeted were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look up with a girl just because like
Speaker 2: our gay friends are, like I used to look up
Speaker 2: with girls. I'm like, yeah, even when I was like
Speaker 2: really wanting to fit in and wanting the approval of
Speaker 2: my straight friends, I just could never put another like
Speaker 2: a girl in my high school in that position ever
Speaker 2: because I was just like, I just don't feel comfortable flopping.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that is yes, I like how it's
Speaker 5: still self interest at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: Ultimately I don't want to, but also I don't want
Speaker 2: you to have a bad time, Like that.
Speaker 4: Was Is that the Pisces man in you?
Speaker 3: Definitely?
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I'd.
Speaker 3: Have to look it up. I have to really get
Speaker 3: into it.
Speaker 4: But I'm read, what does this mean?
Speaker 2: Is this you will won't because ultimately.
Speaker 3: You also don't want them to have a bad time
Speaker 3: rather be friends.
Speaker 4: And Ai is like, yes, like what I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm learning from you?
Speaker 3: Wait, what's Robbie?
Speaker 5: She's a Sagittarius, she's a double sage and a Libra.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: She's amazing. She's the life of the party, effortlessly funny. Obviously.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's time for Robbie to come on.
Speaker 4: You guys, got it?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Burn the world so cultured and introduces me to like
Speaker 5: a ton of culture.
Speaker 4: She's amazing.
Speaker 2: What's the thing that Robbie brought to you that you're
Speaker 2: now obsessed with everything?
Speaker 5: I mean, she's helped me. It's like she has introduced
Speaker 5: me to culture. But I do have tastes. I got
Speaker 5: to give myself some credit. She has amazing taste too.
Speaker 5: But like art, I never really appreciated art before. Definitely
Speaker 5: design her vintage ruined my life now, Like obviously I'm
Speaker 5: obsessed she loves she's such a good shopper movies. Her
Speaker 5: mom was really cultured and like only just put on
Speaker 5: amazing movies, like well directed, like just appreciated that.
Speaker 4: I love to read, so like books.
Speaker 5: She's telling me all of her mom's favorite books, and
Speaker 5: like American classics. I'm like Joan Didion, I did Catcher
Speaker 5: in the Rye love Sylvia Plath like I've just never
Speaker 5: read them before.
Speaker 4: I could take or leave Catcher in the Rite for sure.
Speaker 3: What's that guy doing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a pervert. Then we want the documentary and
Speaker 4: I'm like, Okay, well, don't love this, but obviously love the.
Speaker 3: Women didon documentary.
Speaker 6: Will no.
Speaker 4: But now I'm obsessed. She's such a good writer.
Speaker 3: It might be time for I don't think so long.
Speaker 3: It's time.
Speaker 2: So we've reached the point in the show where we
Speaker 2: take sixty seconds each to absolutely destroy Pommel and make
Speaker 2: feel bad something in culture that deserves all those things.
Speaker 2: I feel like I may have done some variation of
Speaker 2: this before, but I don't know what it was about
Speaker 2: the YouTube wormhole I was in earlier. But I need
Speaker 2: to say it again. I don't think i've taken this angle.
Speaker 3: I don't here we have you. You were vetting this
Speaker 3: with me earlier. This is Matt Rogers. I don't think
Speaker 3: so many as time starts now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: Not enough brutal deaths to villains in children's films. I'm
Speaker 2: talking about Disney anymore. If I have to watch one
Speaker 2: more movie where the villain is yourself, I'm gonna fucking
Speaker 2: lose my shit. Kids need to fear death, and I
Speaker 2: need to understand the brutal reality and consequences of your
Speaker 2: villainous behavior. Please pull up, I'm sure on streaming Disney
Speaker 2: plus the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Speaker 3: Look at what happens to Froyo the man Royo Claude
Speaker 3: seconds he falls.
Speaker 2: Off a gorrel and goes into lava. Half of these
Speaker 2: villains died in lava. Missed Mama from Princess and the
Speaker 2: frog gets dragged to hell deservedly for his villainous behavior.
Speaker 2: And the Princess and the frog Ursula stabbed to death
Speaker 2: in the middle of the ocean. We can only imagine
Speaker 2: she sank to the bottom. And don't even talk to
Speaker 2: me about Scar who is ripped apart by the Hyaenas.
Speaker 2: And I was made better as a result, because I
Speaker 2: have fear and I know consequence.
Speaker 3: I don't think so honey, these.
Speaker 2: Flap fast New Disney movies and the flapways in which
Speaker 2: villains don't even exist.
Speaker 3: And that's one minute that.
Speaker 8: Is amazing, thank you, because I'm just saying like, it's
Speaker 8: like and also, don't get clever with me, don't get
Speaker 8: cute with me.
Speaker 2: Frozen where it's like a secret villain who, like what,
Speaker 2: who even cared?
Speaker 3: What even happened to him? Did he die too? In one? No,
Speaker 3: I don't even acknowledge this one. He gets kicked out
Speaker 3: of the kingdom. Nothing how brutal exactly.
Speaker 4: I'm not such I love. I'm like I could barely
Speaker 4: keep up. But yes, yeah, I just want.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is it's like if you're trying to
Speaker 2: protect kids. Yeah, that's a problem.
Speaker 4: Yea, I agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need more, we need more violent reality and
Speaker 2: Disney be exposed to like pathogens, you know what.
Speaker 4: I mean, totally to build up their immune system.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, the vaccine being watching a man burned to
Speaker 2: death because he was mean to the princess.
Speaker 3: Yes, don't do to die?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know me literally?
Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, so there we go to think about that
Speaker 2: one true on that.
Speaker 3: You haven't.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey, on today I do. That's
Speaker 2: perfect and glorious. This is bowen Ning's I don't think
Speaker 2: so honey. As time starts now.
Speaker 3: I don't think so honey. Wireless, cordless, bluetooth anything. We've
Speaker 3: read the critical mass of things. I don't need to
Speaker 3: be waving my mouse from across the damn room of
Speaker 3: the computer screen anymore. I look at that, Look at
Speaker 3: that right there? Can we get camera coverage of the
Speaker 3: mouse with the cord that is anchored to something. I
Speaker 3: know it's gonna work. I don't have to switch a switch,
Speaker 3: a switch on and off and then wave it around
Speaker 3: to wake it up, and then have the Bluetooth connection
Speaker 3: thirty seconds to know that it will work. I need
Speaker 3: the chords to be an insurance policy in their own right,
Speaker 3: so that therefore I don't have to figure out go
Speaker 3: into my settings and click into Bluetooth and click into
Speaker 3: connect or disconnect and re established the connection. We have
Speaker 3: put up with too much for the sake of what convenience,
Speaker 3: of decluttering, of our hatred of w strings and connection. No,
Speaker 3: bring it back, abandon AirPod embrace tradition, go back to
Speaker 3: the corded EarPods of yours and that's one minute. And
Speaker 3: also there's no one better at hiding chords than him.
Speaker 4: Well that's what I'm like.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I can get behind this because
Speaker 5: the hatred of the chords is so real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have so many of them, just edit
Speaker 3: the chords that you must have in the house.
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, that was amazing. You sold me.
Speaker 4: I want chords everywhere you come on.
Speaker 2: Here's like you were the one that taught me about
Speaker 2: the thing you put on the wall to put you
Speaker 2: put the chords in.
Speaker 3: Yes, man, I've got little bins like next to the
Speaker 3: outlets and then you just put you put like your
Speaker 3: power your power stripper search protector in that have all
Speaker 3: the chords sort of hide within that little box and
Speaker 3: it looks like you don't have chords in the house. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Incredible, And it does work better.
Speaker 2: It does because because because literally there's no question as
Speaker 2: to what could be going wrong. It's like, oh it's
Speaker 2: not plugged in, or I need a new cord. With
Speaker 2: the wireless of it all, it could be anything million.
Speaker 3: Problem that changes.
Speaker 4: Why am I not connecting why yes, and you feel crazy? Literally,
Speaker 4: I'm like, is it me?
Speaker 5: Do I have to take this into the Where is
Speaker 5: there There's no text shop that'll come in and trouble
Speaker 5: shoot any kind of tech equipment?
Speaker 4: Like what about my bows? What about my JBL pill?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 5: I cannot charge it anymore? Where do I take this?
Speaker 5: I know it's not broken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're shit out of luck?
Speaker 4: Literally, Also the chords, we're back on cord.
Speaker 2: No, and for this to be coming from you too,
Speaker 2: someone that I believe embraces technology and progression. I think
Speaker 2: if there's one thing about Bowen Yang, it's that he
Speaker 2: embraces technology and progression and moving forward because you always
Speaker 2: have the newest stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gadget king. I'm like hair pin turning now
Speaker 3: because it's just like, oh, this is not necessarily a
Speaker 3: good thing for me or the world. When it all
Speaker 3: burns down? What then?
Speaker 2: My thing is like if the wireless were to go down,
Speaker 2: which we could get into the conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: But like, yes, like we should all just like be preppers,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: No, totally agree.
Speaker 5: I want to be off grad Yeah, completely absolutely. I'm
Speaker 5: getting dual citizenship to Canada. Because Robbie, Yes, we're fleeing.
Speaker 5: The weather's terrible. I'd rather go to Florida.
Speaker 3: Yea, it should be.
Speaker 5: Its own country, but you know it's not. The people
Speaker 5: there are its own demo.
Speaker 3: You know, there's like a map overlay all around in
Speaker 3: North America of like the most climate safe place in
Speaker 3: North America is like Toronto. Basically, yeah, I believe like
Speaker 3: that that part of Canada, like Midwest Canada.
Speaker 2: So don't say though, like, if you are nervous about things,
Speaker 2: go to Denver.
Speaker 4: That is crazy. I feel like that's where you go
Speaker 4: to have a midlife crisis. But I think going to
Speaker 4: Denver be scared, like go.
Speaker 3: Check on them in an extremely liberal state.
Speaker 5: Yes, high altitude, this is I could do a one
Speaker 5: minute thing on this.
Speaker 4: High altitude is bad for your health.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, okay, but did you want to do a
Speaker 3: thing on that or do you want to think it's
Speaker 3: I have a different thing, but this is the perfect
Speaker 3: seguay Okay, all right, Yes we're gonna put women in.
Speaker 4: What's the intro?
Speaker 3: I don't think so, honey. Okay, all right, this is.
Speaker 4: I got to close my eyes like you. I don't
Speaker 4: think so, honey. The yes, girl, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I am a no bitch.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 5: Do you want to go to ab a night at
Speaker 5: Akbar on Saturday? No, bitch, I'm sorry. I like Meryl Streep. Yes,
Speaker 5: I just cannot get into the musical theater. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: Okay I love Okay Abba. I don't know if I
Speaker 5: can get into their music. I love their history.
Speaker 4: I love incestual, how incestual they are.
Speaker 5: But I'm not going to leave the house on a Saturday. No,
Speaker 5: because what about an opportunity. I want an opportunity to
Speaker 5: get remsleep.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do anything.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to meet the love of my life,
Speaker 4: even though I did meet Robbie on an opportunity night out.
Speaker 5: Use your critical thinking. I've stayed in for so long.
Speaker 5: What do you mean A yes girl? We've been gaslet
Speaker 5: again and again and again. What am I gonna do?
Speaker 5: Fly to Thailand? I'm scared it's gonna get lost in
Speaker 5: the ocean. I have no budget. I'm staying in hostels
Speaker 5: for three weeks and jet lag.
Speaker 3: No, no bit, that's no bitch. Percent.
Speaker 2: Also, the thing about Akbar, and this is a real culture.
Speaker 2: You can't sleep there. It's really touching number thirty that
Speaker 2: they got a bar.
Speaker 3: You can't sleep.
Speaker 4: There nights, yes, note an opportunity night, but.
Speaker 3: No, but the real opportunity night is getting rem.
Speaker 4: Sleep, yes, exactly, so you can be your full self.
Speaker 4: What am I know?
Speaker 5: These tequila sodas are not getting me anyway, especially at
Speaker 5: Acbart's largely amen. There's no opportunity waiting for me and
Speaker 5: guarantee you not when I make my own right exactly.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is the opportunity night that you that you
Speaker 3: met Robbie. What was the opportunity And that's what.
Speaker 5: That's where I think like critical thinking unless you want
Speaker 5: to unless you don't want to be a yes girl.
Speaker 5: You know when it's like just say yes, why why why?
Speaker 5: If I don't want to do it, I'm not going
Speaker 5: to make myself do something I don't want to do.
Speaker 5: But at this point, I was a new lesbian and
Speaker 5: I wanted to scissor so I didn't have to.
Speaker 4: Be a yes girl. I was just like, yeah, it
Speaker 4: was my idea.
Speaker 3: Right exactly. I think Shonda Rhimes wrote a whole damn
Speaker 3: book about being a yes girl, and it kind of
Speaker 3: ruined it for a lot of people.
Speaker 5: Self help part of our culture is like how it's
Speaker 5: been pushed on us is awful. If you find yourself
Speaker 5: in the self help, I'll get yourself. A psychiatrist lamicked
Speaker 5: a two hundred.
Speaker 3: I'm like two seems high.
Speaker 4: It is. I had to I had to up and
Speaker 4: up and up and up.
Speaker 2: You don't need to literally question whether or not this
Speaker 2: is healthy because again, as a medical professional, literally yes.
Speaker 5: And I go to a psychiatrist and she's actually very
Speaker 5: like timid conservative with me.
Speaker 3: You've talked about this on the pod.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's the best.
Speaker 5: I always show up on our face times and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I upped it again.
Speaker 4: I didn't get.
Speaker 5: This passed by you, but I full disclosure. And I've
Speaker 5: been getting xan X from Mexico, so either you prescribe
Speaker 5: me or to Mexico exactly.
Speaker 3: She's like, fough this and out.
Speaker 4: Yes's op.
Speaker 3: A no bitch an opportunity betch no, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: I'm a no bitch.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's okay, okay, yeah, Like we have different interests
Speaker 5: and we should be able. I'm like so scared of
Speaker 5: telling my friends like.
Speaker 4: I'm not interested in ABBA.
Speaker 3: Like come on, but you just told me that. And
Speaker 3: I took a grade, but.
Speaker 5: You're not asking me to go, like with the intention
Speaker 5: of me saying yes. If you knew I was going
Speaker 5: to say no, it'd be different, like but because then
Speaker 5: I could freely But now I'm like, fuck, I still
Speaker 5: have to walk on eggshells, but I can't anymore.
Speaker 2: I love Actbar for the people that it's for, which
Speaker 2: are people in their twenties, like honestly, gay guys in
Speaker 2: their twenties, queer people in their twenties like.
Speaker 3: Rock out at Act Bar.
Speaker 2: For me, it's just like it does get a little
Speaker 2: too crowded, and that's I will fully call out myself.
Speaker 2: Me progressively becoming a no bitch as I get older.
Speaker 2: But I need to go to the spaces that are
Speaker 2: a little bit more area. Your high top slows feelss
Speaker 2: like if i'm you're going to see me out, You'll
Speaker 2: see me there, just because I can like breathe.
Speaker 3: And like chop those feels is roomy. It's nice, I
Speaker 3: can spin in a circle.
Speaker 4: It's the second time I've heard of it. I've never been.
Speaker 3: You'd be a huge success here, people would you. You would
Speaker 3: get momed But.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I love that. Honestly, I'm like picture.
Speaker 2: Massive success and this they can use this clip for
Speaker 2: social Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yes, and by Gabby a freak. Gabby a free drink
Speaker 3: if she ever stop, but not a tequila.
Speaker 5: A light organic orange, no soul fates please, organic orange,
Speaker 5: no hangover. It's easy to metabolize, is the one. Yeah,
Speaker 5: It's an l a thing everywhere I go, Like even
Speaker 5: in New York. I'm like, this is so l a
Speaker 5: of me. Do you have a natural wine? And they're
Speaker 5: like no, I'm like perfect, I'll go fuck myself.
Speaker 3: Is your favorite restaurant? Great White? I love like great.
Speaker 9: Wire, basic bit, the one on thy much like the Queen.
Speaker 3: Yes, Marnie is literally a was this at large Mott?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Great White? And then you're gonna go to the
Speaker 4: Farmer's market.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a lovely day, want to be Yes?
Speaker 4: And the news stand, Oh my god, you.
Speaker 2: Go there, you can people watch there. It's good stuff.
Speaker 2: And then they have the green juice a what's it
Speaker 2: called tiger?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, no, what's called? Oh god? Come on,
Speaker 3: press juicery, Press juicery, the Pressery. Yes, I am Marney.
Speaker 4: You are loud and proud since they won? What is
Speaker 4: that karaoke that she did stronger the birthday party? Was
Speaker 4: it or it was Hannah's something?
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 4: Am I getting it right? Oh my god, it was
Speaker 4: Kanye West.
Speaker 3: One of the most iconic moments.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm doing the girls. Watch. I keep telling myself
Speaker 3: this once every other month, but two.
Speaker 2: Years ago when like everyone was doing it, but I
Speaker 2: would honestly do it again. It's so that Pilot, though flawlessly.
Speaker 3: Written the first scene Hanna's first line, I'm a growing girl,
Speaker 3: for her first scene to be stuffing her face in
Speaker 3: front of her parents, to the last thing in the
Speaker 3: finale where she is getting latched onto by her child,
Speaker 3: it's so such a perfect it's incredible.
Speaker 5: I mean, and she was so young write a director's star.
Speaker 5: I know the jury's out, but that was.
Speaker 3: Okay. I want to think Lena.
Speaker 2: Lena got a bad rap because x y Z like
Speaker 2: think piece here, but like, I mean, obviously a lot
Speaker 2: of it was like, you know, her being messy, but like,
Speaker 2: isn't that what we loved.
Speaker 5: They was talking about. It is like it will never
Speaker 5: will never forget about it. It will never It's always
Speaker 5: going to be relevant, like and her just like genius,
Speaker 5: how talented she is, and like a way to portray
Speaker 5: it in such a real way, like she just let
Speaker 5: her nepo hang out right.
Speaker 4: Of this scene.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm like, this is so real for like people
Speaker 5: this age, Like Dad, I need a hondo.
Speaker 4: I cannot eat.
Speaker 5: Literally, weren't her parents in one of those places in
Speaker 5: New York? That's like they was given a discount because
Speaker 5: they were artists.
Speaker 4: I think it's like something. Yeah, it's called something where
Speaker 4: they were like.
Speaker 5: True artists, so they were able to get some kind
Speaker 5: of a discount on their rents, which exactly which like
Speaker 5: only New York would support, but that's what we need.
Speaker 3: And only America would stigmatize.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, so true. Here we are red, white and blur, blur.
Speaker 3: That's actually that's a rule of culture number forty. Here
Speaker 3: we are red. You're a fucking legend. You better remember.
Speaker 4: That you are both of you.
Speaker 3: You have to come back to the show.
Speaker 4: Please, No, would literally love I would do this like anytime.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this was so fun Housewives.
Speaker 4: I love to talk about.
Speaker 3: The surface. We didn't even we didn't even itch it.
Speaker 3: Atlanta's back, you know, I got to catch up.
Speaker 4: I've never watched Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Should I it's so Also the way they've rebooted it,
Speaker 2: like now Shamia is the star, and I think it
Speaker 2: like suits her.
Speaker 3: These words mean nothing to you, but they will.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm hanging on what season should I start with? One? Okay?
Speaker 5: One?
Speaker 3: Or one? Is Nini? I mean Nini leaks and can't
Speaker 3: do better? Yeah, it needs to be a linear experience.
Speaker 3: But I started with was it six?
Speaker 4: Was it was?
Speaker 3: Who said that? Six?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: That's there was a season that Nini wasn't on, which
Speaker 2: was like explosively it was the first ever four part
Speaker 2: reunion because something happens in the reunion that is so crazy,
Speaker 2: actually involving Trader Phaedra Parks that I think got her
Speaker 2: the Traders was the way she acted on this season
Speaker 2: of Atlanta.
Speaker 3: So this actually actually relates to you.
Speaker 5: And I heard Pedro was maybe going to be dropped
Speaker 5: or was she? And then now now back exactly.
Speaker 3: Because they work out. I'm married to medicine.
Speaker 2: Oh but long Winds it is the Podders is the show.
Speaker 2: So I guess a little bit late to do a spoiler,
Speaker 2: and Gabrie does win. But a very fun watch nonetheless,
Speaker 2: I mean this has been so fun.
Speaker 4: So fun. Thank you guys so much for having me on.
Speaker 4: This is huge. I was like, oh my god, this is.
Speaker 3: Major for us. And we end every episode with a song.
Speaker 2: Who You you can have Time.
Speaker 3: Loud, have a what that scene at the Dancing Queen
Speaker 3: Love Bye Last Culture Reach. This is the production by
Speaker 3: Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and Heart Radio podcasts.
Speaker 2: Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, Executive
Speaker 2: produced by Anna Hasnier and produced by Becka Ramos, Edited
Speaker 2: mixed by Doug Baby and the Musela Board.
Speaker 3: And our music is by Henry Murski