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Speaker 1: where the New York Knicks have advanced to the second round,

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Speaker 1: trouncing the Cleveland Cavaliers in five games, and we're meeting

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Speaker 1: New York ste I am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Ziggity Zone

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Speaker 1: of Disruption. Hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope everybody's feeling

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Speaker 1: real safe, and I hope everybody is feeling real sane.

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Speaker 1: Let's just jump into it. Bunt dunt done, dund done

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Speaker 1: done done. What a fucking time it is to be

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Speaker 1: in New Yorker, What a fucking time it is to

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Speaker 1: be a New York sports fan. The Knicks have advanced

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Speaker 1: and the New York Jets have officially acquired future Hall

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Speaker 1: little bit, starts spreading the news. What I'm leave in today,

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Speaker 1: What I want to be a part of it? Boom,

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Speaker 1: New York, New York. Oh. I want to wake up

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Speaker 1: in a fucking city where the Knicks have beaten the

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Speaker 1: Cleveland Cavaliers in five games and moved on to the

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Speaker 1: second round of the NBA Playoffs for the first time

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Speaker 1: since two thousand thirteen. These vagabond shoes, what they're longing

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Speaker 1: to stray boom right through the very heart of it

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Speaker 1: New York, New York. Not only that, and I swear

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Speaker 1: I didn't expect it at all. No one did. The

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Speaker 1: Miami Heat have beaten the Milwaukee Bucks in five games,

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Speaker 1: which is a shakra. But you know what, it ain't

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Speaker 1: my problem, Listen. I like them. I like the Milwaukee Bucks, okay,

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Speaker 1: but that's not my fucking problem. But the Miami Heat

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Speaker 1: beating the Milwaukee Bucks means the New York Knicks are

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Speaker 1: playing the Miami Heat. And since the Miami Heat rolled, screeched,

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Speaker 1: fucking crawled into the playoffs to begin with, we have

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Speaker 1: the higher seed. So Games one and two are being

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Speaker 1: played at the world's most famous arena, Madison Square. Guard.

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Speaker 1: I want to wake up in a city that never

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Speaker 1: fucking sleeps whoa, and find that I'm King of the Hill,

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Speaker 1: Stark's mask on. I got my Charles Oakley jersey on.

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Speaker 1: Because for me and for a lot of Knicks fans,

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Speaker 1: just brings back memories of the good old days when

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Speaker 1: the Knicks and the Miami Heat were fierce, fierce, fucking rivals.

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Speaker 1: When pat Riley sent a fucking facts, he sent a

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Speaker 1: fax to resign as New York Nick coach and went

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Speaker 1: down to Miami, and look, he looks great in Miami

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Speaker 1: with his hair and his tan. But we do not forgive,

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Speaker 1: and we do not forget. And for all you so

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Speaker 1: You don't know shit. Deal small town blues. Boom boo

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Speaker 1: it because I'm old New York. I defended you mother

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Speaker 1: represented the Knicks with blood, sweat, fierce picks. Rebound after

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Speaker 1: I'll make it fucking boom boom anywhere. It's up to you.

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Speaker 1: PJ Brown, you fuck, Charlie Ward, Alonzo Mourning, Jeff Van Gundy,

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Speaker 1: in the nineties and hated the Miami Heat with all

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Speaker 1: their might. I just sang for you, you fucks. The

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Speaker 1: Knicks just knocked out the Cleveland Cavaliers in five games.

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Speaker 1: but we dismantled those fucks. Now. Yeah, the Miami Heat

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Speaker 1: have some guys I like. Kevin Love is my guy,

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Speaker 1: and I respect Jimmy Buckets Butler, but now you're my villain.

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Speaker 1: You fuck Jimmy Bunkeett's butler. You ain't running rampant over

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Speaker 1: You ain't Michael Jordan, You ain't Steph Curry, You ain't

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Speaker 1: Milwaukee Bucks. They fell apart. Not my problem, It ain't

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Speaker 1: my fucking problem. Bam Adebayo, We're coming for you. Kyle Larry,

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Speaker 1: outplay Jalen Brunson, Max Strusdunk. They're like fucking zombies the

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Speaker 1: Miami Heater like zombies. You think they're gone and then

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Speaker 1: they morph into these like zombie like creatures. Cody Martin,

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Speaker 1: Tyler Zeller o'donnis has them is sixty three years old.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck that Eric expulsion out Coach Budenheizer,

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Speaker 1: you ain't out coaching Fibodeau. You ain't doing all that

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Speaker 1: goofy shit with the New York Knicks. Buckle the fuck

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Speaker 1: up because the Knicks are coming all gas. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: no breaks. I said on skipping Shannon that the Knicks

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Speaker 1: were going to win in seventh they only needed five

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Speaker 1: I'm fucking proud of this team. I like this team,

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Speaker 1: the way they came together. At the end of the season,

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Speaker 1: when Brunson and Randall were banged up, guys had to

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Speaker 1: step up. They stepped up. Emanuel quickly got robbed for

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Speaker 1: the sixth Man of the Year. Mitchell Robinson is growing

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Speaker 1: into a star right in front of our eyes, I said.

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Speaker 1: Mitchell Robinson is the key to the Cleveland Cavalier series.

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Speaker 1: He did his fucking thing. Friend of the im Rapaport

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Speaker 1: a player, and it's contagious. Julius Randall banged up, selfless

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Speaker 1: All Star. Please sit out game one, don't do it, Relax, chill,

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Speaker 1: enjoy yourself, cheer the team on. Put that fucking that

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Speaker 1: ankle in some rice, rice and ice. Jalen Brunson was

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Speaker 1: snubbed as an All Star. That'll never happen again. Jalen

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Speaker 1: Brunson is cool as a fucking cucumber. RJ. Barrett stamped

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Speaker 1: up Obi Toppin. Isaiah Hartenstein, big strong, all motor strength.

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Speaker 1: The New York Knicks are clicking at the right time

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Speaker 1: in the playoffs, and I have shit. I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: right now. I'm guaran teeing it right now. The New

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Speaker 1: York Knicks are going to beat the Miami Heat. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's six games, seven games, nine games.

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Speaker 1: There's no fucking way that Jimmy Butler is gonna do

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Speaker 1: what he did to the Milwaukee Bucks. There's no way

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Speaker 1: that Thibodeau is gonna get out coached the way Budenheiser

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Speaker 1: got out coached. Mark my fucking words, the Knicks are

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Speaker 1: gonna go to the Eastern Conference Finals. What the fuck

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Speaker 1: is going on here? It's happening, fellas, ladies, gentlemen, it's happening.

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Speaker 1: The Knicks are going to the Eastern Conference Finals. We're

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Speaker 1: not losing to the Miami Heat, not this banged up

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Speaker 1: Miami Heat team. I am telling you right now. We

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Speaker 1: got bodies we can throw at. Jimmy Butler, Josh Hart, I,

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Speaker 1: Hope Grimes. I don't know what the status of him is.

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Speaker 1: But the Knicks are going to beat the Miami Heat again.

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Speaker 1: I'm not making no predictions yet, but we're going to

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Speaker 1: the Eastern Conference Final because it's Jimmy Butler versus the

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Speaker 1: New York Knicks versus a team that is peaking. Get

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Speaker 1: the fuck out of here with that shit, Jimmy Butler.

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Speaker 1: Now I have you in my sex. And if that

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Speaker 1: three to two. Stefan Curry and Dramond Green did the

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Speaker 1: damn thing with another huge rebound game from Kevin Looney

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Speaker 1: know that d Aaron Fox fractured his finger, but he

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Speaker 1: played and them's the breaks. It's playoff basketball. The Warriors

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Speaker 1: But I'm telling you something, the Lakers, you keep fucking

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Speaker 1: the Grizzlies because I can't stand the Grizzlies and I

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Speaker 1: need a Lakers versus Warriors second round matchup. That's great

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Speaker 1: for YO, that is great for the NBA. I want

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Speaker 1: to see the Denver Nuggets demolish Phoenix, and I think

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Speaker 1: they will win. Denver's too big, too deep, no Bruno,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm saying it, and they can match up

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Speaker 1: well against the Suns. I want the rant sitting at home,

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Speaker 1: twiddling his fucking thumbs, picking at his fucking hair and

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Speaker 1: asking what could have, should have? Woulda could have? Buddha

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Speaker 1: should have been for him? But the shit the NBA

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Speaker 1: isn't always will be fantastic. The NBA is and always

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Speaker 1: will be fantastic. In the East, Philly's advanced. Speaking of Philadelphia,

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Speaker 1: I'll be performing this weekend the twenty seven, twenty eighth,

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Speaker 1: and twenty ninth in Philadelphia at the Helium Comedy Club.

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Speaker 1: Come see me live in Philadelph, Philadelph, And then next

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Speaker 1: weekend I'll be in Houston at the Improv, the Houston

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Speaker 1: Improv the fifth and the sixth, The fifth and the sixth,

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Speaker 1: I'll be at the Houston Improv and so forth and

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Speaker 1: so on. All tickets, all information is available at Michael

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Speaker 1: waiting for Boston to win one of two games versus Atlanta. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: I think Boston takes care of business. And shit, man,

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Speaker 1: being the Celtics verse the Philadelphia seventy six ers and

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Speaker 1: old school rivalries, conjures up thoughts, wins, losses, highs, lows, glory, agony.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. I won a Western Conference final

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Speaker 1: of the Warriors versus the Nuggets. I won an Eastern

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Speaker 1: I never scared. I ain never scared. Fantasy football season

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Speaker 1: officially kicks off with the NFL Draft, and I want

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Speaker 1: to give a shout out to the Dust Brothers Miles, Miles, Davis,

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