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Speaker 2: Okay, well here this one is. This Hawaiian mushroom makes

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Speaker 1: All right, that mushroom is bananas.

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Speaker 1: Banana?

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Speaker 3: Bana banana?

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Speaker 2: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bananas. That's Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 1: That's Kurt Brown Older, my best but in the world

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Speaker 2: We are so excited about our guests. Before we bring

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Speaker 2: In his spare time, Curtain enjoys building artiasonal dollhouses. They're

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Speaker 1: God a great job as great, that was really good, incredible,

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Speaker 2: Wikipedia is really good at kicking stuff off. In Kurt's

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Speaker 2: Oh that sounds like a brit Yep, that sounds like

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Speaker 1: She's so wonderful. I'm astounded she would even spend time

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Our guest today is an infectious disease

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Speaker 2: She is an incredibly effective science communicator and she's also

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Speaker 2: very funny. Please welcome Laurel Bristow.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Yay, thank you, honey.

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Speaker 2: Laurel, oh, thank you for being on.

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Speaker 1: We are not gonna we're not gonna bother you about masks,

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Speaker 1: So we're just this is a little vacation for you.

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Speaker 3: It keeps me humble, you know, having like professionals, anchors

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Speaker 1: Man pleads guilty to starting an inferno while trying to

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Speaker 2: This is the best. I love a real specific hobby.

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Speaker 3: But this just makes me think, like, of all the

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Speaker 3: Why? Why?

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Speaker 2: Also my big question is is, like what was is

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Speaker 1: Not these days building a gutter sword. Yeah. Also, like

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Speaker 3: My friends ex boyfriend is actually known for carrying a

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Speaker 2: No way, really, really shit, that's my favorite story we've

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Speaker 1: That is fantastic.

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Speaker 2: I love that, and it's also it's also fascinating that

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Speaker 3: You need to instantly liquifies and then it's lava and

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Speaker 1: That's great. I'm going to use that. I write horror

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Speaker 2: Whoa, that's so.

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Speaker 1: Amazing, amazing.

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Speaker 3: Yep. It was a gift to my brother in law

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Speaker 2: Yes, And of course our guest today is Laurel Bristow.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for being here, Laurel, Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for so.

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Speaker 2: Are you still working as a researcher.

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Speaker 3: I'm in the hospital every day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, you are.

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Speaker 1: Because that quilt is fantastic.

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Speaker 3: This is what's known as a GG blanket. This is

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Speaker 2: A little circles like that.

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Speaker 1: Mmm, Kurt loves little circles. We all know what you

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Speaker 2: It's the main thing about mate. That's why I have

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Speaker 3: Old tiny circles, Kurt Stile says, right across my back.

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Speaker 2: All right, this pale, sweaty robot hand wants to take

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Speaker 1: I heard of it, Okay, hear it seems real.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you just want a warm hand to hold, but

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Speaker 2: there aren't any around it. It's not any connected to humans.

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Speaker 2: That's where a new robotic hand out of Japan comes in.

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Speaker 2: It's covered with the soft pliable gel to feel more

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Speaker 2: like skin than machine, and when you squeeze it, it

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Speaker 2: squeezes back. For engineers from Jifu University creates a motorized

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Speaker 2: device to let users quote experiencing holding your girlfriend's hand

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Speaker 2: more easily than finding a girlfriend, which has got to

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Speaker 2: be the saddest sentence ever typed in the English language. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I also would like to say probably if I would

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Speaker 2: say it's probably easier to find a girlfriend than it

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Speaker 2: is to design a robot hand that feels like a

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Speaker 2: human ad like, I just think they're putting their efforts

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Speaker 2: in the wrong place if that's really the desired result.

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Speaker 2: It is called. In its current form, it's called Osampo

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Speaker 2: Canojo My girlfriend in walk in English is a cumbersome looking,

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Speaker 2: wearable contraption oh wires and a track that might detract

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Speaker 2: from the romance of long leisurely strolls. But though a

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Speaker 2: disembodied hand can't take the place of real Innamurada of creatures.

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Speaker 2: Its creators have taken several steps to increase the realism.

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Speaker 2: Here's the creepiest party, ready for it.

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Speaker 1: I love creepy.

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Speaker 2: A cloth inside the hand amidst the fragrance of a

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Speaker 2: woman's shampoo, sounds of your virtual girlfriend's steps and breathing

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Speaker 2: and the rustle of her clothes through an accompanying act

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Speaker 2: app on your smartphone. And if you want the warm

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Speaker 2: hand to seem a little nervous, definitely a sign it

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Speaker 2: likes you. You can even make it sweat. Just add

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Speaker 2: a damp cloth between the heater and the quote skin

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Speaker 2: and bits of moistuirous schemes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: This is Disneyland for perverts. The attention to detail.

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Speaker 2: Yes, my god, it's Disney. It's Disney. Lonely Land is

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Speaker 2: what it is.

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Speaker 1: That would be a cool place in Epcot if there

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Speaker 1: was just lonely. When you go around the world and

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Speaker 1: it's just guys drinking alone holding a robot hand.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's it's just Dad's just divorced. Dad's eating over

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Speaker 2: the sink.

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Speaker 1: The tables are oh gosh, so hold on. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand the wearable part. I thought this was just a

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Speaker 1: hand that you like threaded your finger. I was picturing

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Speaker 1: a hand that you just put your hand into, and

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Speaker 1: then of course you can walk it down the beach.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a hand. Yeah, And then it ends in

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Speaker 2: this very upsetting stump where the wrists should be, and

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Speaker 2: then with just like a ton of wires that come

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Speaker 2: out of it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this seems great, This seems great. There's nothing wrong

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Speaker 1: with this soever. I I've always wanted to be cremated

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Speaker 1: back to you know, they'll have to burn me last,

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Speaker 1: I guess. And I always thought it'd be interesting to

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Speaker 1: get your hand bronzed, like how they bront used to

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Speaker 1: bronze baby shoes and stuff. So that I probably won't

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Speaker 1: have kids ever, but if I ever did, I would

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Speaker 1: just want that hand sitting by the door, so you

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Speaker 1: would have to shake my hand when you were coming

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Speaker 1: into my son or daughter's house, to be like meet

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Speaker 1: my dad, and he'd be like, hi, Scottie. But even that,

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Speaker 1: but that's gonna be cold. You know. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: be like the hand of death, not some warm, fragrant hand.

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Speaker 2: It is. It's just it's a crazy thing to spend

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Speaker 2: so much time on. Really, that's the most upsetting part

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Speaker 2: for me. Yes, and is anyone really getting fooled? Oh,

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Speaker 2: there's another thing in this which is kind of interesting.

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Speaker 2: This this is the the next paragraph that which I

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Speaker 2: this stuff. I didn't know anything about. That the hand

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Speaker 2: comes from Japan, land of robots for every occasion shouldn't

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Speaker 2: come as a surprise. Japan also has seen its share

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Speaker 2: of virtual girlfriends, with one resort even becoming a vacation

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Speaker 2: hub years back for guys who like to treat their

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Speaker 2: digital dates to sun and fun getaways.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this is like.

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Speaker 3: This is like men who take their real dolls out

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Speaker 3: to dinner.

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Speaker 2: That's right, I think so. I think that's exactly what

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Speaker 2: it is. This is some real, real There is some

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Speaker 2: real This is a real doll, hand technology doll. Just

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Speaker 2: the hand, just the hand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird to me because it's also like, uh,

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Speaker 1: there aren't well maybe there are, maybe I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't seem like there are women engineer and

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Speaker 1: scientists designing man's hands. But maybe there are. Maybe I'm wrong,

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Speaker 1: but this feels specifically dude creepy to me. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: No, they're designing like monoclonal antibodies and cures for cancer.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, they're saving the world.

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Speaker 2: But you guys at the quarter be like, we make

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Speaker 2: a hand sweat.

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Speaker 1: It smells like pert plus And they're like, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't know any woman that's worn that since nineteen seventy eight.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, they're.

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Speaker 2: Really getting there is a fascinate Go ahead, Laura.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm just wondering, like they invented a hand. They

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Speaker 3: claim it's for holding.

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Speaker 2: Entire m Wow, until you said that, it had not

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Speaker 2: even crossed my mind. But it's not the intent.

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Speaker 3: Somebody's trying it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this hand, it's gonna have a job soon. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if it's unemployed now, it's gonna have a job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and hopefully not on a public beach. If anything

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Speaker 1: goes well, keep it private, keep it private, guy, And yeah,

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Speaker 1: build a curtain, build a walking curtain to walk down

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Speaker 1: the beach with this thing. All right, you guys want one? Yep? Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is interesting. This kind of Kurt and I do

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Speaker 1: a lot of big, dumb stunts just for the sake

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Speaker 1: of absurdity. This is sort of a version of that.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Nick Huddson, narrator. Thank you, Nick.

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Speaker 1: And this was from the independent dot co dot uk,

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Speaker 1: written by Helen Coffee. We love that Helen Coffee. London

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Speaker 1: friends are shocked to get bookings for the quote world's

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Speaker 1: worst Airbnb. So these two, a pair of friends who

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Speaker 1: have their own YouTube channel, set about creating the world's

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Speaker 1: worst air and b on purpose. It's a mattress in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the field with a nightstand and a

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Speaker 1: lamp next to it. The photo is fantastic, it's under

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Speaker 1: a tree. So Rhese Simmons and Jamie Kamas videoed their

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Speaker 1: prank for Passion Squad. I'm not sure what that is

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Speaker 1: the Passion Squad channel. After finding it hard to find

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Speaker 1: an airbnb property at the right price, their intentionally shoddy

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Speaker 1: offering consisted of a mattress, a bedside table, a lamp

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Speaker 1: and two wineglasses filled with water and they obtained all

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Speaker 1: obtained for free on Facebook Marketplace. So they just picked

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Speaker 1: this stuff up. Having used the nol Stern Hotel and Switzerland,

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Speaker 1: known for its outdoor sthetic, as their inspiration, the pair

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Speaker 1: described the property as being created in the image of

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Speaker 1: quote one of the most exquisite and unique hotels in Europe.

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Speaker 1: It has easy access to wildlife, fresh air and peace.

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Speaker 1: Although they didn't expect anyone to actually want to stay

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Speaker 1: in their al fresco pad, the duo were surprised to

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Speaker 1: receive numerous inquiries inquiries from prospective guests. Myself and my

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Speaker 1: mates came together to create the worst Airbnb ever, Simmons

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Speaker 1: told The Mirror. We gathered a terrible load of items

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Speaker 1: we found on Facebook and created a terrible air andbab experience.

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Speaker 1: But to our surprise, when we uploaded this thing OneD Airbnb,

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Speaker 1: we had an insane amount of interest for people to

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Speaker 1: come and stay at our establishment. This is insane accomplishment. God,

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Speaker 1: I love singing and sing To create the worst airbn

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Speaker 1: b in the world and get a crazy amount of

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Speaker 1: requests is saying something we'll never forget. This is a

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Speaker 1: mattress in the middle of a field. It's but I

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Speaker 1: can understand and why people wouldn't want to do this

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Speaker 1: Like minimalism. There's entire series on tiny houses and stuff.

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Speaker 1: People love this kind of thing.

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Speaker 3: Where is how much is it?

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Speaker 1: That's a great question and I will look this up.

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Speaker 1: It's in a field in North London and let me find

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Speaker 1: the price. Maybe I can be fine just a field.

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Speaker 1: The picture is fantastic.

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Speaker 2: I mean at this point, right now, I'll take it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, aren't we barred from traveling to Tanglin

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Speaker 2: anyway at this Yeah? Like I would take it if

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Speaker 2: I could get there. Also, what's the most anywhere I

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Speaker 2: want to do anything? At this point?

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Speaker 1: What's the most you would pay for this experience, Laurel

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Speaker 1: to sleep in a mattress under a tree in a

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Speaker 1: North London field?

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Speaker 3: Is it in British sterling or US dollars?

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Speaker 1: Let's go, Let's go British sterling. Let's go pounds for this.

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Speaker 2: Pound for pounds exchange rate currently.

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Speaker 1: It's about one and a half one and.

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Speaker 3: A half for this experience in North London. It would

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Speaker 3: be nice to know which zone it was in. I

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Speaker 3: went to school in London, so I'm a little for cool.

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Speaker 3: But uh, I'm gonna go with thirty sterling a night.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so about forty five bucks you would go forty four?

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Speaker 1: I would do the kurt yep, forty five. I take

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Speaker 1: it forty five. You're sleeping outside, it's al fresco.

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Speaker 3: It's beautiful, the reserved camping spot in London. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that mattress is soaking wet at this point. But

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Speaker 2: you know what, well, you bring a tarp or so

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Speaker 2: are you going to like as this kind of evolves

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Speaker 2: and everything, will you do you think you'll become like

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Speaker 2: a full time science communicator.

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Speaker 3: I that's a good question. I mean, I'm enjoying it.

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Speaker 3: I really have been surprised at how much I like

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Speaker 3: translating complex ideas for people and also being absolute ding

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Speaker 3: dong on Instagram and people loving it. I nearly took

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Speaker 3: my foot the other day because someone asked if I

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Speaker 3: could do a handstand and I was like, oh, let's try.

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Speaker 3: I would certainly like to keep doing it. But the

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Speaker 3: fact is, like I like my work, and I also

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Speaker 3: have legitimacy from the work that I do, so I

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Speaker 3: feel like if I completely gave that up, I'd be

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Speaker 3: a little bit of a sham. And also I also

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Speaker 3: just don't like people whose whole lives depend on their

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Speaker 3: Instagram presence, Like that gives me hives, Like I don't

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Speaker 3: want to Oh yeah, I really enjoy what I do,

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Speaker 3: because if I decide I don't like it or it's

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Speaker 3: stressing me out, I can walk away. My is not

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Speaker 3: my income is not contingent on it. So I think

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Speaker 3: I would definitely like to. You know, I think I'd

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Speaker 3: like to be like a Sanda Gupta. You know, he's

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Speaker 3: a neurosurgeon and he's also on CINN so he can

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Speaker 3: just look balance it. But I'm very lucky that my

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Speaker 3: work is very supportive of it.

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Speaker 1: So I once went to a birthday party in La

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Speaker 1: and Bill n I was there and he had ridden

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Speaker 1: his bike there and he never took his bike homet

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Speaker 1: off the entire time there. He was there for two

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Speaker 1: and a half hours and he it was amazing, And

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Speaker 1: I was like, brand never took it off. Good head

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Speaker 1: of hair on that guy. I don't know what he's doing.

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Speaker 2: I bet you forgot Sometimes I forget I have a

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Speaker 2: bike helmet on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a it was a that's my kind

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Speaker 1: of La party. Nobody wants to see the crap celebse.

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Speaker 1: You want to see Bill nine a bike helmet just

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Speaker 1: socializing with people for two and a half hours.

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Speaker 2: I was, I love.

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Speaker 3: Weird celebrity stories. They're so fun.

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Speaker 2: I know, what's the weirdest celebrity story?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not. I mean, the celebrity is not being weird,

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Speaker 3: but the sentence structure of telling the story is my

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Speaker 3: favorite because I get to tell people that I believe

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Speaker 3: she's Academy Award winner if definitely nominee, but we'll go

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Speaker 3: with winner Academy Award for Marcia gay Harden told me,

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Speaker 3: I look beautiful on the flying trapeze.

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Speaker 1: Oh were you on the flying trapeze when it was happening?

660
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Speaker 3: At me? It was when I got back on the ground,

661
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 3: But yeah, that.

662
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Speaker 2: Was that at a gym? Or were you performing?

663
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Speaker 3: I worked at a summer camp when I was twenty

664
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Speaker 3: three and I was teaching, and so we did a

665
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Speaker 3: demo performance and her daughter was a camper who was

666
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Speaker 3: in the like Circus show. And so after the show,

667
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Speaker 3: she told me that I looked beautiful on the flying trapeze.

668
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Speaker 2: Wow, you actually did trapeze work with kids, That's crazy.

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Speaker 3: It was fun.

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Speaker 2: There was like a trapeze setup at the camp.

671
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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I've done it once and I it almost ripped my

673
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Speaker 2: arms out of my body, like you have to fully

674
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 2: you can't. Like there's no muscle. It's not like holding

675
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Speaker 2: yourself up. It's like just straight hanging and it's for me.

676
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Speaker 2: It's terrifying.

677
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my fun. That's my fun. Celebrity story.

678
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Speaker 1: That's pretty good. I mean the fact that she took

679
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Speaker 1: the time to be like, you know what, I'm gonna

680
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: pay this young lady a compliment, the one that's been

681
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: up there just trying to go from one swinging thing

682
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Speaker 1: to one swinging thing. That's pretty Marcia Gayharten, you know what, trappeeze.

683
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Speaker 3: Which was fun. She went you oh you lo so

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Speaker 3: beautiful on that.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, thank you so much.

686
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Speaker 2: The big swing, the big swing. You guys are ready

687
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 2: for another one? Oh heck, yeah, we've had some news,

688
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 2: We've had some sciencey one. So I figured i'd cap

689
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Speaker 2: mine off with woman demands free Chick fil A after

690
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Speaker 2: clamming claiming she's an FBI agent, gets arrested.

691
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Speaker 1: Okay, this is that.

692
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Speaker 2: The title had me laughing, but free food isn't worth

693
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Speaker 2: getting arrested over. This is from ozarks first dot com

694
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Speaker 2: The quality of ozarks first dot com. This is written

695
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Speaker 2: by Michael Holland. Authorities arrested a woman in Dallas, George

696
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Speaker 2: after she allegedly tried to convince restaurant workers that she

697
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Speaker 2: was an FBI agent and she should get free food. Yes,

698
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 2: even when police officers ride the woman. The woman apparently

699
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 2: continued to claim she was a federal agent. I believe

700
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 2: George Ragsdale attempted to get free food from a Chick

701
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 2: fil A pretending to be an FBI agent. The Polk

702
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 2: County Standard Journal reports employees were apparently not convinced, called

703
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 2: nine to one one to report the woman. According to

704
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 2: the news outlet, this is not the first time Ragsdale

705
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 2: has a tested food and has threatened to arrest employees

706
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 2: when they don't provide the food. Which is I love

707
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 2: I love A. If you're gonna lie, you go about

708
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 2: it boldly. Uh when federal When officers arrive, Ragsdale reportedly

709
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 2: continued to claim she was a federal agent. She allegedly

710
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 2: told officers that she had no identification because her credentials

711
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 2: were electronic only smart. Such a nice detail.

712
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 1: Smart hard to prove.

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00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 2: Officers placed Ragsdale on handcuffs and arrested her. She reportedly

714
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: pretended to talk to a supposed radio in her shirt.

715
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: She's reporting that she was being arrested and the FBI

716
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Speaker 2: needed to send someone to the Rockmart Police Department.

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Speaker 1: I sign the FBI.

718
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 3: It sounds so like, it sounds like even keeled. But

719
00:37:55,800 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 3: obviously she was not relenting in the fact that she

720
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 3: deserved free food for being an FBI agent and stuck

721
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Speaker 3: to it, probably aggressively to the point that they had

722
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Speaker 3: to call the cops because no one's calling the cops

723
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Speaker 3: just because someone like I think someone's impersonating an FBI agent,

724
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Speaker 3: Like yes, making a scene.

725
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:19,240
Speaker 2: She sold it, blowing that she is really selling it. Also,

726
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 2: I love just the threadbare connection of I am an

727
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Speaker 2: FBI officer, therefore I get free Chick fil A.

728
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 3: It would be much better off to be like, I'm

729
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 3: a nurse. I just got off shift on a Corona unit.

730
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 3: Like give me some freebees maybe, but FBI, Like, why

731
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Speaker 3: would an FBI agent deserve that?

732
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Speaker 1: Yeah, just say I'm on undercover boss. I own this thing,

733
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Speaker 1: and uh just I'm gonna make you guys look good.

734
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Speaker 1: The camera crews in the parking lot. Just give me

735
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Speaker 1: a number one with two waffle fries and Polynesian sauce

736
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Speaker 1: and I'm out of here. And people be like, Okay,

737
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: undercover boss, that's a pretty big show. That's a pretty

738
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: big deal. We should probably do that for this.

739
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 2: So I work for the FBI. The food borrowers, you

740
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Speaker 2: need to give me food.

741
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Speaker 1: Oh man, good old Georgia, the best I lived in

742
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: Atlanta and I Passion of the Christ was the hot

743
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: movie when I was there. It was packing theaters around

744
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Speaker 1: the country. So I went with my then girlfriend and

745
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Speaker 1: we went to Cobb County, which was just north of Atlanta,

746
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Speaker 1: and it was slammed, like we had to buy tickets

747
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: ahead of time. There were security. There were like five

748
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: different theaters. It's probably like eight theaters, and the whole

749
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: thing and five of more Passionate the christis we go.

750
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Speaker 2: It was a passion of the Passion of Christ was

751
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 2: big because like church leaders came out and said it

752
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 2: was like heresy or something, but why did people give

753
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:50,479
Speaker 2: a shit?

754
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,439
Speaker 1: No, it was like an insane marketing thing where mel

755
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: Gibson paid for it himself and then he sent it

756
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 1: to church leaders and stuff. More like I'm telling the

757
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: honest version, like this is what really And so people

758
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: came out in droves. And then you know, he's an

759
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 1: anti Semite and a crazy person and he makes really

760
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Speaker 1: popular movies, so he's a he's an interesting problem. So

761
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 1: we go and it's packed, and we get these two

762
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Speaker 1: seats and we're pretty deep in the back and by

763
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Speaker 1: the time it gets a spoilers, Uh, there's a whipping

764
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Speaker 1: scene where they're whipping the shit out of Jesus, and

765
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Speaker 1: the woman next to me is a middle aged woman

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Speaker 1: crying her eyes out. This entire movie, she's bawling, but

767
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Speaker 1: during that scene specifically, people are gasping and crying. And

768
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Speaker 1: then I hear a crunch and I look to my

769
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Speaker 1: left and in between sobs, she's dipping nachos in cheese

770
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Speaker 1: and eating them and then covering her mouth and sobbing deeply,

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Speaker 1: and then dipping a nacho and crunching, sobbing deeply. People

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Speaker 1: are yelling praise Jesus and oh Lord and you know,

773
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Speaker 1: our heavenly Father, and this woman just you know, she

774
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Speaker 1: was hurt what happened to her Lord and Savior. But

775
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Speaker 1: but nacho was a pretty bomb.

776
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 3: Oh you're telling this story and I'm listening, and it's

777
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 3: so good. And also the only thing running through my

778
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 3: head right now is Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah going

779
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Speaker 3: I am an.

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Speaker 2: F B I no, the best crazy his acting that movie.

781
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 2: Most of his acting is crazy. Oh it's the best.

782
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Speaker 2: I mean, I really, Keanu Reeves is actually like a

783
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 2: very likable person. The more I learn about him, Yeah,

784
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Speaker 2: I'm like I can't. I can't make fun of him

785
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 2: seriously anymore. I have to kind of respect him.

786
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. And also Laurel and Kurt and I

787
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: were in Brooklyn ten years ago. Fifteen years ago. One

788
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: of the most popular shows at this place Galopagos was

789
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: called Point Break Live. Do you remember this? Curt Yes,

790
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: and the animals who haven't heard of Point Break Live

791
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 1: are haven't seen it. The concept is they do a

792
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: reading of the entire movie with actors and then they

793
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: cast the role of Johnny Utah played by Keanu Reeves,

794
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: with just some random person in the audience so that

795
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Speaker 1: they're the worst actor on stage. It is so funny,

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Speaker 1: it was amazing. I loved it.

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Speaker 2: Is it actually the entire movie? Is it really just

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Speaker 2: like the home movie?

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Speaker 3: It wasn't Brooklyn, No, when I saw it wasn't word

800
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Speaker 3: for word. It was very close. It was an abridged version.

801
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Speaker 3: But I think my favorite part is the skydiving scene,

802
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 3: because they put the person from the audience in a

803
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 3: harness with the person who's playing Cody, and they suspend

804
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,959
Speaker 3: them from the ceiling and then they just spin them and.

805
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Speaker 2: Make the same time. Oh that's really cool.

806
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so good.

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Speaker 2: God smart Scotti, send us home.

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Speaker 1: Okay this we're gonna stay on chicken theme. I have

809
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Speaker 1: a chicken one. I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling. This was sent

810
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Speaker 1: in by several people. Joe Roger that thank you. Joe

811
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Speaker 1: and Aaron Erdman were the first to This is from

812
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Speaker 1: the Taiwan News staff editor Keoni Everington. Thank you, Keoni,

813
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:10,360
Speaker 1: You're the best there's ever been at reporting Taiwan. Teen

814
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: woken from sixty two day coma by words chicken fill

815
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Speaker 1: a so. An eighteen year old miraculously awakens from a

816
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Speaker 1: sixty two day coom after hearing his favorite dish chicken

817
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Speaker 1: file a, I mean call the FBI. SO in Taipei,

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Speaker 1: a young man who had been badly injured in a

819
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Speaker 1: traffic accident and had been in a coma for sixty

820
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Speaker 1: two days became conscious conscious when he heard his brother

821
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Speaker 1: mention his favorite dish. In July this year, an eighteen

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Speaker 1: year old man surname Chew was involved in a road

823
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Speaker 1: accent while he was riding a scooter. Scooter super dangerous.

824
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Speaker 1: People don't think it. They rent the vespas in Europe.

825
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Speaker 1: Crash Kurt, you got one?

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Speaker 2: My friend, my friend Bill Walsh scooter. He was in

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Speaker 2: a coma for two weeks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Laurel, you ever crashed a scooter in Paradise.

829
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Speaker 3: I've crashed a scooter in San Francisco same day.

830
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Speaker 2: It sounds like paradise to me. Scooter in San Francisco.

831
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's easy. You don't want to walk

832
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Speaker 1: those hills. Chew was rushed to the hospital where he

833
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Speaker 1: was raided with a coma index of three. Doctors performed

834
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Speaker 1: emergency surgery and we're able to stabilize it.

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Speaker 3: You don't know the Glasgow coma score three is the worst.

836
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Speaker 2: Oh it is.

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Speaker 1: That's like you might not come back as well.

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00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: Right, I responsive to pain or voice or anything.

839
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Speaker 2: Yeah, sixty two days is that's a very long time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to do that. Doctors performed emergency surgery,

841
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: were able to stabilize this condition, but he fell into

842
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Speaker 1: a deeper coma. During hospitalization, he underwent six operations. Uh,

843
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: he had Oh my gosh, these are he had a

844
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: lot of operations. It's a crazy amount of things. I'll

845
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Speaker 1: go with the easiest one to pronounce, liver repair. A

846
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: nurse at the hospital recalled that ch went through a

847
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: constant tug of war with the god of death. So

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00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: that's good when your nurse is talking like that, and

849
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Speaker 1: with his family by his side, praying every day that

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Speaker 1: he would wake up soon. The nurse said that when

851
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: he was on his sixty second day of the coma,

852
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: his older brother suddenly joked, brother, I'm going to eat

853
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: your favorite chicken file a. Unexpectedly, Choo's pulse began to accelerate,

854
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: and he miraculously began to regain consciousness and his vital

855
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: signs began to stabilize. Having fully recovered and been discharged

856
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: for the hospital for some time, Chew recently returned with

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Speaker 1: a cake to thank the medical team. Very nice, Chew,

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00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: that's what you have to do more thank you cards

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00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: in this world, and credited his recovery on their timeless efforts.

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00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 1: So chicken file a, that's all it took for this guy.

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Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like it wasn't just the promise of

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00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 3: chicken fley, it was that his brother was gonna eat

863
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Speaker 3: his chicken.

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Speaker 1: Fle dangling in front of him like a carrot.

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Speaker 2: Its sibling rivalry is a very strong thing. Do you

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Speaker 2: have any sisters or brother.

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Speaker 3: I have an older sister and older brother, and I

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00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 3: am thinking very specifically of a time where I was

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Speaker 3: pretending to be in a coma and my sister told

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Speaker 3: me she was gonna eat my lunch, and I woke

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Speaker 3: up real fast.

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00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah I was. I I was, you know, I was

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Speaker 2: half only child, but also I have seven brothers and

874
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Speaker 2: sisters but all from different different ladies. So my dad's

875
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 2: the he just loves to fuck. He loves it. And

876
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Speaker 2: so I was, you know, I didn't have a brother

877
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Speaker 2: or sister always with me, but you know, I do

878
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 2: know what it's like. But now because I have two

879
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 2: kids and my son is one of my my daughters

880
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 2: three and a half, the fucking and like it's every

881
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 2: moment of the day, there is a concern about what

882
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 2: one person has and what the other person does. Inesting,

883
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Speaker 2: it is really intense. I will watch my son like

884
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 2: go over pick up one thing and then for across

885
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,720
Speaker 2: the room like olive season and then just like runs

886
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 2: over it, like rips it out of his hand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.

888
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 2: So intense that like just base desire.

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Speaker 1: What two words would wake you up from a coma? Though?

890
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: Like what two words would you have to hear to

891
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: get to pop awake? Your vital signs snap back to life.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't. I don't know about words, but there is.

893
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Speaker 3: There was a TikTok that was very popular just not

894
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 3: long ago, of someone in a coma and it was

895
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Speaker 3: Hailey Williams doing the high note from All I Wanted

896
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 3: for You. The Paramore song woke him up and I

897
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Speaker 3: was like, that is believable.

898
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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, the hell out of that note.

899
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Speaker 1: Back in New York there was that story go ahead.

900
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 2: Was that that was the TikTok of literally just like

901
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 2: someone in a coma and then being woken up by

902
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 2: the music.

903
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was. It was not a real coma.

904
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Speaker 3: It was a joke Cooma for the.

905
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 2: Oh it was.

906
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 3: The premise was that was the only thing that brought

907
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 3: him out of the coma. And I was like, you

908
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 3: know what, I believe it, believe it.

909
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Speaker 1: Yeah. New York, there was a guy that woke up

910
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: out of a really long win when the Seinfeld theme

911
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: song came on the TV in his room. It was

912
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: like man and he just popped awake. And they were like, well,

913
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: Seinfeld says, in our life when I remember I was,

914
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Speaker 1: I grew up in Maryland. We've on this podcast, Laura,

915
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: we talk about Maryland more than any other podcasts, and

916
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: there could be a podcast that's called Maryland Facts, and

917
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 1: we've hit it more. And because I grew up there,

918
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: I played lacrosse like every little white boy does in Maryland.

919
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: And one day I was kind of off, like I

920
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: just you know, sometimes in life, you just feel a

921
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 1: little off. And I was standing there, we were doing

922
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: the pregame sort of warm up drills, and suddenly I

923
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 1: felt the hot breath of a grown man talking my

924
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: ear and I looked and it was our goalies dad,

925
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 1: who was not a coach. I think he was known

926
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Speaker 1: as a pretty hard drinking irishman and he had just

927
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: wandered out onto the field during warm ups and yeah,

928
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm just feeling a little off. And he leans. He

929
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: you know, you wear helmets and lacrosse, and so he

930
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: leans into the ear holes of my helmets. He goes, Scottie,

931
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 1: what do you think of this? Just drunk as hell?

932
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 1: He goes, rattle a little louder, rattlesnake power, and then

933
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Speaker 1: just walked away. I have to give you a little context.

934
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: We were called the Lightning, so we weren't called the Rattles,

935
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Speaker 1: and then after that we called ourselves the Rattlesnakes, And

936
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Speaker 1: to this day I say Team Rattlesnake all the time

937
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: because rattle a little louder, rattlesnake power. Those two words

938
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Speaker 1: snap me back, and I scored several goals.

939
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she gave you the magic.

940
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 1: He woke me from my little eleven year old coma.

941
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: You know, god, rattlesnake power. I'll never forget. Irish just

942
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: just had he just felt compelled before the game started

943
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 1: to go scare the shit out of a you know,

944
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: pre pubescent kid, and then just wandered back over the

945
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: sideline and watch the game. You know, he had a.

946
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 3: Feeling and he followed his intuition and it worked out exactly.

947
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: The bold choice is the right choice when you don't

948
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,439
Speaker 1: know what to do.

949
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 2: Well, Laurel, thank you so much for being on bananas.

950
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me on bananas. This

951
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 3: was great.

952
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, what can tell us something that people can look

953
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 2: for the gram? Something that's coming up, a graham, anything

954
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 2: like that.

955
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 3: I hope you want to join the party. A stupid

956
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 3: Instagram name King gutter Baby. That's k I N G

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Speaker 3: g U T T E R B A B Y.

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00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 3: We do a lot of COVID information. I talk about

959
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 3: the studies that come out help you understand what matters

960
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,760
Speaker 3: and what doesn't. And then on Saturdays I post the

961
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Speaker 3: answers to the dumbest possible questions people want to ask me.

962
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 1: Oh, that's great, You're.

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00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 3: Welcome to hank. Yes, you have to remember it's my

964
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 3: personal Instagram, so I'm also going to post about whatever

965
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 3: I want in between. But it's good fun with a

966
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 3: nice time.

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Speaker 2: That's great. Uh. And the only COVID question is when

968
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 2: is it over? When is it over?

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00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 1: Give us a dime, you tell us where you're at,

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00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: give us a year. Thanks for everything you're doing too

971
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: and honestly, saving lives is uh. We all owe you

972
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,439
Speaker 1: a great debt of gratitude, and so thanks for taking

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00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 1: an hour to talk to us. We really appreciate You're

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Speaker 1: the banana of the week. I don't think we've had

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Speaker 1: a guest people the week.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Laurel Bristow Banana of the week.

977
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Speaker 1: You're the banana of the week.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

979
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Speaker 1: We're just gonna send you doritos honestly that you're good

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00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,720
Speaker 1: at bananas.

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Speaker 2: Bananas. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 2: Theme song by Kahanamai.

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Speaker 1: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: So please follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast

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00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,239
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