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Networking 27 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 4: is Saturday, April twentieth, and it is silly Billy Saturday. 28 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 4: We are not talking any sports whatsoever. 29 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 5: If you do not care that. 30 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 4: Much about the NBA playoffs, this is episode for you. 31 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 3: You're in the right place and we've. 32 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 4: Got a great list of shit to talk about. Brains 33 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 4: and tacadas and fill. Yeah, it's gonna be great as 34 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 4: always Jenkison Jones hosted by Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler. 35 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 5: Hey, everybody have a game. 36 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 4: Le Jethro Jenkins aka John was aunt Loblas, I'm GUARDI 37 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 4: b aka Mike. 38 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 5: Motherfucking mother fucking Mike. 39 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 4: And we are are produced as always by the lovely 40 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 4: and talented Jackson Staphone. 41 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 6: Why everyone? 42 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,639 Speaker 3: Oh is it is it. 43 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 4: Dropping on four twenty Yeah? 44 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:20,679 Speaker 7: Oh yeah, plans, I'm gonna be I'm you're recording I 45 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 7: recording this on Saturday. Obviously I'm gonna be in my 46 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 7: cousin's wedding where I don't think there will be any 47 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 7: of that, but you know, just to anyone who celebrates. 48 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, man, it's a holiday. Oh yeah, I 49 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 3: thought smokers. 50 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 5: Are you tapping in, Tyler, it's gonna be a Saturday. 51 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 1: I'll smoke on Saturdays, anywore like I thought, I'm like 52 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 1: a week in smoker, or there's something i want to 53 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 1: watch on TV, or I'm gonna eat something good smoke. 54 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,959 Speaker 1: I spoke only like two times a week, but you know, Saturdays, 55 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: for sure, day I'll put that. 56 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 3: It was a Tuesday, so it's a rap. There's none 57 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 3: of that for you. 58 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,079 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm not. I'm not gonna smoke just because 59 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 5: it's a Tuesday. 60 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 1: But if there's some other ship, like I said, if 61 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: we go into like a new steakhouse or something that 62 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: I've been wanting to try some ship, then it's an 63 00:02:58,880 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: occasion to spark. 64 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 8: I feel what it does to food, like has that 65 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 8: been shudied? 66 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 2: I've in research, I've been like looked into I want 67 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 2: to look into that, bro, because what it does to food, like, bro, 68 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 2: my nigga d. 69 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 3: It's truly special. 70 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 4: Is their research on that. 71 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it activates the same part of your 72 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:22,079 Speaker 1: brain that finds pleasure in eating food, right, Like, that's 73 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 1: why it makes you happy and laid back. It releases 74 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: those same chemicals that come from eating food. So when 75 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 1: you eat food, it's just like that shit is amplified, 76 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:29,799 Speaker 1: you know, I. 77 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:33,800 Speaker 4: Got it like I got it from Men's Health. It 78 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 4: is actually because it leads to a heightened sense of smell, 79 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 4: which is closely related to taste, and sugary and fatty 80 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 4: flavor profiles are enhanced because of the effect on your 81 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 4: tongue or something. 82 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 8: What's weirdest, I don't feel like I smell better, Yeah, 83 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 8: like i't. I don't notice that. I just feel like 84 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 8: I taste better. 85 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 2: Like I'm not sitting there without eating food, thinking this 86 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 2: smells way better than normal. But I will bite a 87 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 2: fucking grape and fucking close my eyes and be overwhelmed 88 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 2: by what Earth has given us, you know what I'm saying. 89 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: So, and the thing is, it doesn't just make food 90 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: taste better. It stimulates your appetite too. You smoke and 91 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 1: you get hungry. Like, That's not what I keep having 92 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: to explain to summer. She's like, you want to lose weight, 93 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,160 Speaker 1: just cut down, or like drinking the beer and just smoke. 94 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 1: I'm like smoking a zero calories, yes, but I'm gonna 95 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: get high and consume four thousand calories. 96 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, right, Like, there's no way around. 97 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 4: That, And the rest of the food is optional, like 98 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 4: dinner when you're not high is optional. But all right, Well, 99 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 4: actually it's fitting that we're opening up talking about food 100 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 4: because we were just having a discussion about bananas and 101 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 4: the appropriate way to eat one. But before we started recording, 102 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 4: so John explain this. So I was eating a banana, 103 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,719 Speaker 4: and I was eating it like if you're holding a 104 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 4: banana and you point the tip towards the sky and 105 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 4: you peel it down, and then the peel is over 106 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 4: your hand almost like a sword, like the covering on 107 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 4: like a on, like a you know. 108 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,920 Speaker 1: Unshe like a floord like like a FLOORI dai ly 109 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: like like like the New Orleans slog. 110 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, is that is that? 111 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 4: Tyler and Jackson? Is that how you also eat a banana? 112 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 5: I don't really fuck with bananas, bro, I forgot that. 113 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 5: I'm not really what was the reasoning? 114 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:20,280 Speaker 3: What was the reason. 115 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: I just don't like that. I just don't like the taste. 116 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: I feel like a banana isn't a fruity fruit. It's 117 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 1: like sugary, creamy, where other fruits are tardy fruity. 118 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. Are y'all following me on that? 119 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 4: I don't feel like profile? 120 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 5: Right? 121 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:37,800 Speaker 3: Yeah? 122 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that is how I eat a banana. Quick pause. 123 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 7: I feel like we last time we talked about this, 124 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 7: I asked the same question. Do you when you say 125 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 7: that the tip or the top of the banana, is 126 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,360 Speaker 7: that the part where the stem like connects to the 127 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 7: other bananas? 128 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, right? 129 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 6: Because some people eat it, eat it upside down, flip it. 130 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,480 Speaker 2: No, how do you peel it that? 131 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 5: I don't do this. 132 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 6: I don't do this. 133 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 7: It seems very hard to feel, but I know people 134 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:03,280 Speaker 7: who do this and swear by it because sort of 135 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 7: just like the just to hold the banana, but from 136 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 7: the other end. But apparently this doing peeling in that 137 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 7: direction eliminates those like stringy parts on the banana, So 138 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 7: that's why people do it. 139 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 4: Maybe I'm just a nasty motherfucker, but I like the 140 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 4: striking parts. 141 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 2: For real. You don't you don't you don't you like 142 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 2: to eat parts like the pig? 143 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,279 Speaker 3: Crazy? No? I mean, how do you how do they 144 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 3: appeel it? Jackson? How do? I don't know, Like I don't. 145 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 6: Feel like it's just like something maybe I maybe maybe 146 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't like you. 147 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,719 Speaker 4: I've never bana to never feel the ass end of it. 148 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,279 Speaker 7: Probably I feel like you're you're you're taking an l 149 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,480 Speaker 7: on the first bite in order to save yourself from 150 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 7: the strings. 151 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 2: I used to feel like you have noticed that the 152 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 2: end of bananas that like the little I don't know 153 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:54,279 Speaker 2: if they existing exist anymore, that. 154 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 3: Little black hard part of it. 155 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,039 Speaker 2: So what I do is, instead of eating it in 156 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,719 Speaker 2: the way that y'all eat it, I just break it 157 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 2: all like the right at that black right goes to 158 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 2: the part where the black List starts, and then eat 159 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 2: it that way. So I don't have any peel on it. 160 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 2: I'll put a bana out because I want to. Also, 161 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 2: I have heard something about spiders a long time ago. 162 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 2: Spiders and bananas. They kind of tweaked me out. Oh, 163 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 2: so I like, take the banana out, look it up, 164 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,280 Speaker 2: look it up. I think there's something about like spiders 165 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 2: and bananas you know. 166 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:21,800 Speaker 3: What I mean. 167 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 4: It's the silly villy episode spiders. 168 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there was like something that spiders and bananas. Like, 169 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 3: I'm looking at a picture of a banana spider. I'd 170 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 3: rather not see. Oh no, that's not Yeah, that's not it. 171 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 3: I've seen one of them too. 172 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,880 Speaker 2: But uh, there's something about maybe it was a meme, 173 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 2: but it could have been it could have been a lie. 174 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 2: But uh, it tweaked me out, so I just started 175 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 2: peeling it that way. 176 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,640 Speaker 4: Do spiders live in bananas? For decades now, there have 177 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 4: been urban legends going around that spiders were laying eggs 178 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 4: in banana flowers, making for an unpleasant surprise when you 179 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:53,080 Speaker 4: peeled open a banana. This isn't true and is not possible. 180 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 2: Well, they got me, just like the fucking Earth being 181 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 2: four feet from the moon that time. 182 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 4: Once again, brother, we grew up in urban legends though, 183 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 4: Like I still like if you still to this day, 184 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 4: if you asked me, if you put a gun to 185 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 4: my head and said, do yellow skittles make your nuts smaller? 186 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,160 Speaker 4: I would not have an answer for you. I would 187 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 4: not have an answer for you. 188 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: I told you, bro, they got it right with it 189 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 1: with the Skittles have pork in it, bro, that was 190 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 1: the one they nailed. That is an indisputable fact. Did 191 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 1: y'all hear the whole doritles had batpoop in it. 192 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:29,520 Speaker 3: Circles? 193 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:34,840 Speaker 1: No, yeah, it's like yeah, but there was an ingredient 194 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 1: on it, like guana side. 195 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,679 Speaker 5: Guano is like batpoop. 196 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: Yes, doritles have like guano side or some shit like that. 197 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,520 Speaker 1: That's kind of like the chemical composition of batpoop, but 198 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 1: not exactly batpoop. This was a man made batpoop, but 199 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 1: man made chemically replicated batpoop and not Yeah, yeah right, 200 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 1: Like I don't know what is the benefit of that. 201 00:08:58,679 --> 00:09:01,560 Speaker 2: Anyway, but man was more like Mount Dew and ship 202 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:02,959 Speaker 2: like that. Well, I don't want to eat Mount Dew 203 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 2: because I know it's gone. You know what I'm saying? 204 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 4: You know it? 205 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 3: Did it make it sterile? Or is it make sure 206 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 3: you're your your peenus. 207 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,840 Speaker 5: Smaller as some yellow yellow forty die or yellow Yeah? 208 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, bro okay. 209 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:18,800 Speaker 4: According to my batguy dot com, a bat removal and 210 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:24,000 Speaker 4: pretential prevention website, the confusion is due in part to terminology. 211 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:27,239 Speaker 4: There are common ingredients in many food products called guanine, 212 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,719 Speaker 4: which sounds and looks a lot like guano, which is 213 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,520 Speaker 4: a term used for bat feces. Guano and guanine are 214 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,600 Speaker 4: often the root of much of the confusion because of 215 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 4: this similarities. 216 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:42,320 Speaker 3: Uh, they are not related. Okay, Okay, Yeah, got another one. 217 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,800 Speaker 4: May wants me to Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna go 218 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,600 Speaker 4: through all the religions. Maya wants me to bring her 219 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,040 Speaker 4: stuff right now on the podcast. 220 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:48,520 Speaker 3: Love that. 221 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 8: What's up, Maya? 222 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,440 Speaker 3: So let's say we tell her we said Hi, she's 223 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,480 Speaker 3: wearing her cupcake beanie. 224 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,240 Speaker 4: That's her signature. 225 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 3: Love that. That's it? 226 00:09:57,120 --> 00:09:58,160 Speaker 8: Hard though, that's hard. 227 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,440 Speaker 7: I would rise in the good pitch to subscribe to 228 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,320 Speaker 7: the YouTube channel no better. 229 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,559 Speaker 3: Crazy what we're Okay? 230 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,840 Speaker 4: So then, what were y'all asking about? 231 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:09,560 Speaker 3: Jackson? 232 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,600 Speaker 4: You were talking about how to eat something else when 233 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,600 Speaker 4: I when we hopped on. 234 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,560 Speaker 6: Yeah, I was just thinking about it because I was eating. 235 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 7: I had a sandwich for lunch, like a sub style 236 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,200 Speaker 7: sandwich that is, like, you know, it's like to like 237 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 7: a long It's a long sandwich that's connected on one 238 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:24,359 Speaker 7: end and open on the other, which got me picking, Oh, 239 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 7: ship cat's name again, Mike. 240 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:30,200 Speaker 3: The cat's name is brisket. What's up Brisket. 241 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,000 Speaker 4: That's why Brisket looks nervous because he saw Tyler. 242 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:34,839 Speaker 3: Got a. 243 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 7: But I was just thinking about like sub style sandwiches 244 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,480 Speaker 7: and tacos, and how like the way do you right 245 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 7: handed people eat them differently left handed people, and like 246 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,320 Speaker 7: how you eat And I was asking, and I was saying, 247 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 7: I like, when I pick up a taco, I picked 248 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,880 Speaker 7: up with my right hand, turned my head and sort 249 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:54,800 Speaker 7: of eat it sideways. 250 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,240 Speaker 6: I feel like it's relatively common. No, I'm right hand. 251 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:03,559 Speaker 3: Left, there's okay, okay, Tyler's left. Tyler spiritual though. 252 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,960 Speaker 6: But Tyler doesn't need tacos that way. 253 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,599 Speaker 5: He straight like I don't do it ahead too, And 254 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,839 Speaker 5: I'm here to get down to bitch. 255 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,679 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, Yeah, that so many some of your 256 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 2: form Yeah, because that was interesting. 257 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:19,360 Speaker 8: The motherfucker like this is just like this that's definitely. 258 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,439 Speaker 4: From the bottom. 259 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,240 Speaker 3: Is crazy. You can't you know what from the. 260 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 1: Top, from the well, if it's a hard TACKO, if 261 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 1: it's like a hard tackle with ground b for some 262 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:34,280 Speaker 1: ship maybe, but even a soft tackle, you soft tackles, 263 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,400 Speaker 1: no soft talkers. I wrap the motherfuckers up, and I 264 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,080 Speaker 1: like pitch it to where it's like closing. 265 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,080 Speaker 5: I just eat them. 266 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:40,800 Speaker 6: Turn it into a taketo. 267 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, I do the same thing, just to try and 268 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 4: keep the juices. 269 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,440 Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I don't want the juices 270 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:45,800 Speaker 3: going over. 271 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,080 Speaker 6: But the thing that I was thinking about with the 272 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,760 Speaker 6: sandwich is, so I got. 273 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:51,680 Speaker 3: A sandwiches die telling either. 274 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,400 Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, on a sandwich, a sub sandwich if 275 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,319 Speaker 7: it's cut in half, so there's two parts, two halves 276 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,440 Speaker 7: of the sandwich both Like if I'm looking at it 277 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,600 Speaker 7: and the opening is facing me, the right of those 278 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,600 Speaker 7: two sides, you can sort of eat it like a taco. 279 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 6: But the left of those two sides, if. 280 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,200 Speaker 7: I was going to use my right hand, you have 281 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,640 Speaker 7: to start at the ass in the wrong end asset. 282 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 6: Yeah, and so in that situation, start in the middle. 283 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,080 Speaker 6: How are you eating it? You start in the middle 284 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 6: and go and atlat I make. 285 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 3: Direct eye contact, No, I did. 286 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,440 Speaker 4: Like Tyler used to talk about, I make direct eye 287 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,320 Speaker 4: contact with the front of the sandwich. 288 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:27,000 Speaker 8: This nigga eatd like a cartoon bro like. 289 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 9: He stumb mother like this. But if I have I 290 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,480 Speaker 9: long sandwich, I will hold the whole thing in front 291 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,160 Speaker 9: of me. Get that way, Oh, my god, I use 292 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 9: two hands, but I don't. 293 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 2: I don't eat it like flat like that, you know, 294 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:46,320 Speaker 2: like I'll hold the back part and the top part. 295 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,360 Speaker 4: This is not great, but there's there's there's some really 296 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 4: photoshoppable video clips. 297 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,640 Speaker 3: I think, of all four of us at this point. 298 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,559 Speaker 4: Maybe we should move on to another topic. 299 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 3: John's freaking sandwich. 300 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:13,120 Speaker 7: I'm a YouTube dot com slash brother. 301 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:18,319 Speaker 3: Not this one, not this one. Family, all right. 302 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:25,680 Speaker 4: We have briefly talked about the oncoming cicada apocalypse that's 303 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:29,199 Speaker 4: coming uh in this spring and summer, and I've done 304 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,760 Speaker 4: a little bit of research. 305 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,160 Speaker 3: Baby grow, you can't be in. 306 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,680 Speaker 4: Here anymore because I'm about to talk about gross stuff. Okay, 307 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:39,200 Speaker 4: high lamby Okay, this is what happens because we're recording 308 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:44,040 Speaker 4: right after the kids got home, so they're all, okay, 309 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:47,959 Speaker 4: we're talking about cicadas, and uh so there is about 310 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,080 Speaker 4: to be a rare once in several centuries invasion because 311 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 4: like all of the different cicada species are coming out 312 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,000 Speaker 4: at the same time this year. Right, But here's some 313 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 4: things about cicadas. Everyone was talking about the the std fungus, 314 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,320 Speaker 4: the zombie fungus and all that we talked about that 315 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:03,840 Speaker 4: on the pod. 316 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,160 Speaker 3: A little bit. 317 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:10,439 Speaker 4: Have y'all, Are y'all aware of cicada p no. Cicadas 318 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:15,320 Speaker 4: are the strongest urinators in the animal kingdom. 319 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:20,600 Speaker 8: They pee what pressure like, what is going like? 320 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 2: Yeah? 321 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 3: Yeah? 322 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:22,800 Speaker 4: What? 323 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,320 Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah yeah. 324 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:28,200 Speaker 4: Cicada's p two to three times stronger and faster than 325 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,960 Speaker 4: elephants or humans. 326 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 5: We're talking about like psi here. 327 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 3: Lower rate. 328 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:40,040 Speaker 4: The flow rate tops out at ten feet per second. 329 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 4: They have a muscle. They have a muscle quote from 330 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:47,280 Speaker 4: the article, They have a muscle that pushes the waste 331 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,320 Speaker 4: through a tiny hole like a jet. 332 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,080 Speaker 5: Oh yeah. 333 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,120 Speaker 4: But the problem is as they all come out at once, 334 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 4: then that's you have these billions of these things peeing 335 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,840 Speaker 4: at the same time. And he said he this researcher 336 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 4: found this out in the Amazon because he happened on 337 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 4: a tree the locals call a quote weeping tree, because 338 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 4: liquid was constantly flowing down like the plant was crying. 339 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,520 Speaker 4: It was a thick covering of cicada pee. 340 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 7: So you're you're saying that that with trillions potentially of 341 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,880 Speaker 7: cicadas in the United States this summer, that large parts 342 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,120 Speaker 7: of the country are gonna be gonna be under like 343 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,880 Speaker 7: a high pressure shower of Cicada pe Tarpa, Baby. 344 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,440 Speaker 2: Bro Tyler, you live in this area where there's a 345 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,720 Speaker 2: ton of motherfucker's right my tripping. 346 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, those motherfuckers are out every ain't no seven years, 347 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,840 Speaker 1: you hit every summer. 348 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 3: I don't know. 349 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, that shit sounds beautiful to me, But uh, that's like, Nigga, 350 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:53,000 Speaker 2: who did the who did the who did the. 351 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:53,920 Speaker 8: Science behind this? 352 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean? 353 00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:01,960 Speaker 2: That's crazy finding out the ps I of p That's. 354 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,320 Speaker 7: Is hard for my brain to comprehend for an animal 355 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:09,400 Speaker 7: of that size. Yeah, those mothers are menaces. They are 356 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 7: here this summer to fucking pee on everything. Like, Bro, 357 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,360 Speaker 7: Like those motherfuckers are unruly dog. 358 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 8: Uh you said you've never seen one. 359 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 1: I've never seen a live one. I see the fucking 360 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,160 Speaker 1: shells everything, and I hear them all the time. 361 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,960 Speaker 2: But I see like the big the ship that looks 362 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 2: like a big ass fucking I mean. 363 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,800 Speaker 1: I've seen big as. Yeah, I've seen pictures. I've just 364 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,840 Speaker 1: never seen one in person. 365 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 2: The first time the shells all the The first time 366 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:40,280 Speaker 2: I saw one was at Mother Prices Preschool, Nigga at 367 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,960 Speaker 2: four years old, and everybody ran Nigga, that ship is 368 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,480 Speaker 2: like an alien, you know, steroid up fly nigga. 369 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,160 Speaker 3: That's just crazy. And you never ask this ship. 370 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,880 Speaker 4: Have you have you'all ever seen a potato bug? 371 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,240 Speaker 3: I'm looking that ship up. We saw one of them. 372 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,920 Speaker 3: We saw one of these potato bug. 373 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 4: I was in our backyard a couple of years. 374 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,960 Speaker 6: Ago, and I, oh, I'm thinking of something else. This 375 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:05,480 Speaker 6: thing is. 376 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:09,159 Speaker 4: Shar and I were in a horror. 377 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,160 Speaker 3: Movie that is huge. It's huge. It's huge. 378 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,720 Speaker 4: And this is not in This is not in the Boonies. 379 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,600 Speaker 3: This is this was at a house in law. 380 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,960 Speaker 5: Don't they called them just like Mormon crickets or some 381 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 5: shit too. 382 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 4: They have different names. So yeah, I heard in the 383 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 4: South there called Mormon. 384 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 3: Crickets or something crickets. 385 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:28,800 Speaker 4: But but for for like what we had heard here people, 386 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,119 Speaker 4: because I put a picture up on Facebook, you know, 387 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,960 Speaker 4: we were twenty four or something. That was like the 388 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,679 Speaker 4: height of communication, and I was like, what the fuck 389 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,720 Speaker 4: is this we I didn't even I almost didn't even 390 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,400 Speaker 4: feel right killing it because it was so juicy. 391 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 2: Bro all that, Like that motherfucker got a spirit, you 392 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,160 Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like it's so big, like you. 393 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 4: Know what I mean, Like it's like this big bro 394 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,000 Speaker 4: It was so. 395 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:54,639 Speaker 3: As a palm. 396 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,560 Speaker 2: That's insane, Like you could put that on a scale 397 00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 2: and it would register in some way. 398 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,200 Speaker 3: It seems right right crazy. 399 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,879 Speaker 6: Now that you say juicy, it does look something that. 400 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,960 Speaker 7: Timon and Poomba would eat in the line kit they're 401 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,480 Speaker 7: like tossing these like juicy crickets into their mouths. 402 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,399 Speaker 6: That's exactly what it looks like. 403 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,399 Speaker 4: Yeah, Jerusalem crickets, potato bugs, the nastiest looking ship in 404 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 4: the world. The person who did the research on the cicadas, 405 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:27,600 Speaker 4: to give credit where it's due, is I'm losing this 406 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 4: science science. 407 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:34,080 Speaker 7: Who got cicada pete rained on them for scientific purposes? 408 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,359 Speaker 2: I think it was the people in that whatever that 409 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,800 Speaker 2: village wherever he was at right, No, it's. 410 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:43,639 Speaker 4: A Georgia Tech biophysics professor named Sa'ad Bamla, and he 411 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,920 Speaker 4: said that apparently they spend basically their whole life drinking 412 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:51,320 Speaker 4: is and they have the way their body is constructed, 413 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:53,439 Speaker 4: they have a muscle that goes all the way up 414 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,840 Speaker 4: to the top of their head that allows them to 415 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 4: pull in liquid. And so that's why they're like because 416 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,800 Speaker 4: they're drinking like the inner liquid from a tree not 417 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,400 Speaker 4: just like moisture on the surface, so then they pull 418 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,680 Speaker 4: it in and then that's why you get shot out 419 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,639 Speaker 4: with such force. 420 00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:12,080 Speaker 3: Nat sounds very extraterrestrial to me. 421 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,160 Speaker 4: Brother, nothing is more disgusting than life on Earth. 422 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,200 Speaker 3: Truly, don't make. 423 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,560 Speaker 4: All right. Here's a weird human fact. And I've got 424 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 4: this from Michio Kaku's The Future of the Mind, which 425 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,320 Speaker 4: came out a few years ago, so I think it's 426 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,800 Speaker 4: we're now in the present of the mind from this book. 427 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 4: I'm not sure are y'all familiar with split brain consciousness? 428 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 3: Never heard of it. 429 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,920 Speaker 4: So most of the like left brain right brain shit 430 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:49,119 Speaker 4: is like kind of pseudoscience y bullshit, right like personality tests, 431 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,879 Speaker 4: like oh I'm so right, you know, like that kind 432 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:51,240 Speaker 4: of stuff. 433 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,560 Speaker 3: It's not like super super real. 434 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 4: But there are two hemispheres in the brain and they 435 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,879 Speaker 4: do do two completely different things. And the different hemispheres 436 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,200 Speaker 4: of brains do control the things that where people are 437 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,400 Speaker 4: like I have a left brain personality, right brain personality. 438 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:04,720 Speaker 5: Whatever. 439 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,159 Speaker 4: What they have discovered, because for a time, one way 440 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,280 Speaker 4: of treating people who had epilepsy was that they were 441 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,639 Speaker 4: separating the halves of the brain. 442 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,240 Speaker 3: And what's. 443 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,879 Speaker 4: The eighties I think, okay, yeah. 444 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 3: But what they. 445 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 4: Found was that even though the two different hemispheres of 446 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,919 Speaker 4: the brain are different, they work, They do communicate with 447 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:29,480 Speaker 4: each other. 448 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:30,280 Speaker 3: To coordinate things. 449 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,240 Speaker 4: And so this is the part of this that absolutely 450 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,760 Speaker 4: freaked me out the fucking most. Doctor Sperry wrote that 451 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:44,960 Speaker 4: each hemisphere is indeed a conscious system in its own right, perceiving, thinking, remembering, reasoning, willing, 452 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,639 Speaker 4: and emoting at a characteristically human level, and both the 453 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:53,680 Speaker 4: left and right hemisphere may be conscious, simultaneously indifferent, even 454 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:58,119 Speaker 4: in conflicting mental experiences that run along in parallel. So 455 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,439 Speaker 4: as they were studying people who the two have their 456 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 4: brain were not connected, what they would do is they'll 457 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,800 Speaker 4: give you glasses to where Because your eyeballs are connected 458 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,640 Speaker 4: directly into that hemisphere of the brain, they would give 459 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,960 Speaker 4: you glasses so they would cover up one half and 460 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:17,159 Speaker 4: then your right eye, say, would see everyone in the 461 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,560 Speaker 4: rooms stand up, and everyone would stand up, and then 462 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,360 Speaker 4: they would take it, you know, they'd take it off 463 00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:23,800 Speaker 4: and then they would ask the people why did you 464 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:28,720 Speaker 4: stand up? And the left brain, which controls speech, would answer, oh, 465 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,040 Speaker 4: I was I was going to go talk to my wife. 466 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,480 Speaker 4: It would invent They would invent a reason why they 467 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,840 Speaker 4: had stood up without having formed the short term memory 468 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,680 Speaker 4: of that they were told to stand up. 469 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,560 Speaker 3: Okay, E complain this to me. Okay, what what how 470 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,240 Speaker 3: did that happen? 471 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,200 Speaker 6: I don't understand. I do want to know that, he said, 472 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,840 Speaker 6: he said earlier. 473 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 3: That what's that? 474 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:57,679 Speaker 4: I said, duty, I said, so, your brain if the 475 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:01,480 Speaker 4: two hemispheres aren't connected, right, I is connected to the 476 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,360 Speaker 4: right hemisphere, your left eyes connected to the left hemisphere. Now, 477 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,000 Speaker 4: short term memories form in one part of the brain, 478 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,960 Speaker 4: not the other part of the brain, right, okay, okay, 479 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,240 Speaker 4: And so if they're giving a command to the part 480 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,879 Speaker 4: of the brain that does not form short term memories, 481 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 4: people would read it and stand up because they saw 482 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 4: the instruction to do it, and then they would not 483 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,639 Speaker 4: know why they stood up. So the other part of 484 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,600 Speaker 4: the brain that controls speech would literally just make up 485 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,880 Speaker 4: a reason like oh I had to go to the bathroom, 486 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 4: or oh I was about to go check my phone. 487 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:35,400 Speaker 4: But it's like completely not like with no recollection of no, no, no, no. 488 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,680 Speaker 4: This dude just showed you a written message that said 489 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,520 Speaker 4: go ahead and stand up. There's an even crazier there's 490 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,160 Speaker 4: an even crazier thing where they did an experiment. It's 491 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,600 Speaker 4: difficult to talk to the different parts of the brains 492 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,879 Speaker 4: because only one half of your brain controls speech. So 493 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,800 Speaker 4: the way that they did this experiment was they would 494 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,600 Speaker 4: ask someone, okay, so the speech center are located in 495 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,600 Speaker 4: the left brain. They would show a question to the 496 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,199 Speaker 4: left brain and the person would answer it, answer it verbally. 497 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,199 Speaker 4: They would show a question to the right brain and 498 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 4: ask a person to do scrabble tiles to answer the question. 499 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,119 Speaker 4: So they asked a kid who was graduating college what 500 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:15,199 Speaker 4: he wanted to do after he graduated his Uh, his 501 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 4: left brain said he wanted to be an architect, and 502 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,280 Speaker 4: his right brain said he was going to be a 503 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,040 Speaker 4: race car driver. 504 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,399 Speaker 3: Right brain, ney's a grow to fuck up? 505 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,960 Speaker 8: No, but no, So how did they separate the brains 506 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,520 Speaker 8: in that way? 507 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,399 Speaker 3: What was the how did they do that? 508 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,680 Speaker 4: I mean, I imagine all four of us could, if you 509 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:39,240 Speaker 4: gave us an open skull, figure out a way to this. 510 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,960 Speaker 1: Is this the type of ship that like hypnotists exploit 511 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,760 Speaker 1: with their ship Like it sounds like it. 512 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,760 Speaker 4: Bro It's it's like a specific This is like a 513 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,760 Speaker 4: specific group of people who has a medical treatment because 514 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,040 Speaker 4: it was actually effective when they would split people's brains 515 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,160 Speaker 4: that they would stop having seizures if they were if 516 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,920 Speaker 4: they were epileptic, so like, because part of it was 517 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,520 Speaker 4: the electrical impul is going back and forth too fast 518 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,080 Speaker 4: between the two halves of the brain. That's what was 519 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,679 Speaker 4: causing it. So I don't think it's it has to 520 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 4: do a hypnotist and stuff. It's just a like, I 521 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,240 Speaker 4: don't know, I'm endlessly fascinated by the brain. But isn't 522 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,560 Speaker 4: that fucking weird that you sort of have two different 523 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,159 Speaker 4: like what we think of as ourselves. Most of that 524 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,280 Speaker 4: comes from our brain, right and your brain is actually 525 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,760 Speaker 4: sort of too competing things in your head at any 526 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,000 Speaker 4: given moment. It's just that the left brain is like 527 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,119 Speaker 4: kind of in control of the right brain. 528 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,520 Speaker 3: I kind of feel my brain arguing inside though. 529 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,120 Speaker 8: That's a real thing. 530 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:37,360 Speaker 3: Though. 531 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 2: That's what I feel like about, going back and forth 532 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,880 Speaker 2: by a lot of thoughts, you know what I mean. 533 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,159 Speaker 4: So yeah, and I think everyone could relate to that, 534 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,200 Speaker 4: but I don't think most people would. 535 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,280 Speaker 3: I don't think you would, like. 536 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,840 Speaker 2: You wouldn't the brain was separate that one brain will 537 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 2: go up to be a race car driver fighting for 538 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,840 Speaker 2: that their entire life, and the other one would just 539 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,400 Speaker 2: be an account like you know what I mean, I'm accepting. 540 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,240 Speaker 2: You know, you don't think that, you know what I mean, 541 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,080 Speaker 2: you could kind of feel, you can kind of feel 542 00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,280 Speaker 2: the differences and arguments in your brain or whatever, but 543 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,480 Speaker 2: you don't think they're too totally different consciousness. 544 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,920 Speaker 4: Uh, if someone dies, what happens? Does one hemisphere of 545 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,880 Speaker 4: their brain go to Heaven and the other go to hell? 546 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:21,800 Speaker 4: I don't know the answer to that question. Your right 547 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,120 Speaker 4: brain is a motherfucker. Your left brain is a great 548 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:24,840 Speaker 4: person like you. 549 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:28,480 Speaker 3: That's correct. 550 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,360 Speaker 5: The brain is fascinating, bro, I'm gonna be all. 551 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,920 Speaker 2: So this was a surgical This was a surgical thing 552 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,119 Speaker 2: that was done for people that had epilepsy, right, and 553 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,960 Speaker 2: then they would do research after the surgery. 554 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,440 Speaker 4: Because the people initially seemed normal. Like, so a lot 555 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,639 Speaker 4: of what a lot of neuroscience came from some of 556 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,960 Speaker 4: the first people who and you guys have probably heard of, 557 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,959 Speaker 4: like Phineas Gage or something, but people who would have 558 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,840 Speaker 4: brain damage to a specific part of their brain and 559 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,720 Speaker 4: then they would have completely different personalities. And that was 560 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,560 Speaker 4: kind of the first time science. We're like, oh, is 561 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,680 Speaker 4: this a physical thing we thought consciousness lived in your 562 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,639 Speaker 4: like chest or whatever. You know what I mean, like 563 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,000 Speaker 4: is the brain. But that's really there was not real 564 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:14,400 Speaker 4: hard stands besides, you know, but that's where that language 565 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 4: comes from. That's what people truly believed was that we 566 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 4: still do that, like oh, what what is your head savers? 567 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 4: Or what did your heart say or whatever? But it's like, no, 568 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:29,360 Speaker 4: it's just all just one and as as like precious 569 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,080 Speaker 4: as we think of ourselves or humanity or whatever. As Yeah, 570 00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,680 Speaker 4: like if you get tapped in the wrong spot hard enough, 571 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,479 Speaker 4: you know what I mean, like you're gonna look at 572 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,879 Speaker 4: your wife and be like the fuck it, Like you know, 573 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,159 Speaker 4: you be good. But that's what that's why I'm in 574 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,840 Speaker 4: Finish's Gage. He was like a normal dude and he 575 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,800 Speaker 4: turned into kind of a psycho you know after he 576 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,280 Speaker 4: got stabbed in. 577 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,800 Speaker 3: The brain or whatever. So anyway, that's what that's that's 578 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,960 Speaker 3: what I That's why I'm not familiar with that story. 579 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,160 Speaker 4: Phineas Gauge we talked about on the pond. 580 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,119 Speaker 7: Oh man, I remember that story for psychology class in 581 00:26:59,200 --> 00:26:59,639 Speaker 7: high school. 582 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,359 Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. 583 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,679 Speaker 4: Phineas Gage was an American railroad construction foreman remembered for 584 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,119 Speaker 4: his improbable survival of an accident in which a large 585 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:12,440 Speaker 4: iron rod was driven completely through his head, destroying much 586 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,120 Speaker 4: of his brain's left frontal lobe, and for that injury's 587 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,120 Speaker 4: reported effects on his personality and behavior. Over the remaining 588 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 4: twelve years of his life in which he had he 589 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:27,000 Speaker 4: had a completely different personality and was like went from 590 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,159 Speaker 4: being like a kind of a nice, sweet guy to 591 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,479 Speaker 4: being like abusive to his wife to like, you know, 592 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,720 Speaker 4: mistreating women in particular, and just being you know. And 593 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,639 Speaker 4: so that was like kind of the first time people like, well, 594 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,399 Speaker 4: why would that happen? Based on our understanding of God 595 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,800 Speaker 4: gave you a soul and the soul lives in the 596 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,080 Speaker 4: entire body, Like, well, so then why would getting a 597 00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:50,960 Speaker 4: spike through your head turn you into a wife beater? 598 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 3: You know what I mean? 599 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,520 Speaker 4: And that was that was sort of when it started like, well, 600 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,879 Speaker 4: hold on, what if you And I'm sure there's all 601 00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,320 Speaker 4: kinds of horrific experiments, but it's like, well, if you 602 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,239 Speaker 4: stab someone through this part of their brain, like like 603 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,960 Speaker 4: what would they do? And that was kind of the 604 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,720 Speaker 4: first time people started to understand like, Okay, this part 605 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 4: of the brain control speech, this part of the brain 606 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,040 Speaker 4: controls imagination, like whatever you know. 607 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, have y'all Have y'all ever heard that story about 608 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,680 Speaker 1: how they brought Mel Blank out of his coma by 609 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,639 Speaker 1: asking him like if Bugs Bunny and tweety Bird were there, 610 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,639 Speaker 1: and he did their voices? 611 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,960 Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. 612 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,480 Speaker 3: Tell that story. 613 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,200 Speaker 4: If p Jackson does not hear that story. 614 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:33,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, well Mel Blank, what you just said? Yeah, Mel Blank, 615 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,879 Speaker 1: the creator of Blooney Tunes. He got into like a 616 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,120 Speaker 1: car accident, was in a coma for weeks, and nothing 617 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,200 Speaker 1: they could do that. There wasn't anything they could do 618 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,840 Speaker 1: to get them to be responsive when they were talking 619 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,240 Speaker 1: to him. And one day a doctor just came in 620 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,320 Speaker 1: there like what's up, Bugs Bunny? And he replied, and 621 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 1: what's that back? And he would he would only talk 622 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 1: in the voice of like Looney Tune characters. That was 623 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,760 Speaker 1: the only way he would response. Like like they'd asked 624 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,600 Speaker 1: him how you're doing, mel and get nothing. They'd be like, 625 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,320 Speaker 1: you know, where's tweety Bird at? He like I thought, 626 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 1: I thought I put eat that like it's just fascinated. 627 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:04,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, But there's all kinds of like if you re 628 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,640 Speaker 4: examine history this way, like I know, we had a 629 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,240 Speaker 4: conversation about how wild it was that someone did a 630 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,680 Speaker 4: book on all the drugs that Adolf Hitler was on right, Like, 631 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,840 Speaker 4: if you relook at history through our scientific understanding of things, 632 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,800 Speaker 4: that's what like speaking in tongues was was just like 633 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,240 Speaker 4: people were getting bitten by a certain snake or whatever 634 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,160 Speaker 4: that would like cause the language part of their brain 635 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,040 Speaker 4: to inflame, and so they were like speaking. You know, 636 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,000 Speaker 4: there's like all of these actual scientific underpinnings to this 637 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 4: stuff that we've been thinking about as a species for 638 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,440 Speaker 4: a couple of thousand years. 639 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,560 Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know, that's fascinating, But. 640 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, Egyptian was the reason they pulled the brain out 641 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,680 Speaker 4: of the noses because they thought it was like in 642 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,720 Speaker 4: the way, you know what I mean, it was just 643 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,440 Speaker 4: like we got to get all the useless shit out 644 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,120 Speaker 4: of here, like. 645 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,800 Speaker 3: Get the brain out, get the. 646 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,880 Speaker 4: You know, y'all know they used to drill holes in 647 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,560 Speaker 4: your skull if you had a headache in Asia Egypt, Right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 648 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 4: that's fine. 649 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,440 Speaker 3: That's fire. 650 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 10: Is the funniest response possible to what he just said. 651 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,200 Speaker 10: There is nothing funny on the planet that could have 652 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,520 Speaker 10: been said in responsible He just said that's fire. 653 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:18,960 Speaker 3: What a vibe drilled in the head. 654 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,920 Speaker 2: The man was like, that's fire. 655 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,840 Speaker 4: You're like, you're like, you're you're you're like wincing, and 656 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 4: the guy looks at you with the drill. You're like, 657 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:35,480 Speaker 4: I'm fine, I'm doing fine. I don't have a headache, 658 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,000 Speaker 4: I promise you. All right. That's all the time we got. 659 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,960 Speaker 4: Anyone else have anything for silly Billy Saturday. 660 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,560 Speaker 3: No, man, We had a lot of fun here today. 661 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,760 Speaker 3: Enjoyed that. Learned a lot too, brother for sure. What's 662 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,080 Speaker 3: his name? 663 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,080 Speaker 2: Fanias Gage piteus shut. 664 00:30:52,800 --> 00:31:00,600 Speaker 5: Out man, old old. 665 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,800 Speaker 3: Fity nigger you know out here. 666 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,120 Speaker 5: Found out. 667 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:06,760 Speaker 1: All right. 668 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,960 Speaker 4: We'll be back Sunday night live on YouTube YouTube dot 669 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,560 Speaker 4: com slash at Jenkins and Jones for a post playoff 670 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,120 Speaker 4: game reaction show and then that'll be in the Monday podfeed. 671 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,840 Speaker 4: So come hang out with us. 672 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,560 Speaker 3: On YouTube, ask us questions, lead some comments. We'll see 673 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:20,720 Speaker 3: on it. 674 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:26,080 Speaker 2: Bye bye bye. 675 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 1: The Volume