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Speaker 1: What's up with you? Is this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's a line.

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Speaker 3: Go on, just call me.

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Speaker 4: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 4: works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while

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Speaker 4: you're out at the bar and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 4: line on you.

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Speaker 5: Hi, sugarplum. I love the tone of your skin. I

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Speaker 5: want to take a picture of it, or maybe make

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Speaker 5: a lampshade out of it. Well, then you'd really light.

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Speaker 4: Up after he says that, whatever you do, don't run

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Speaker 4: out of the bar screaming for help. Oh, I let

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Speaker 4: him smell your neck for a while, and that's going

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Speaker 4: to give you the opportunity to give him the loser line.

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Speaker 4: So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 4: play on the air.

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Speaker 5: Voicemails like this one yo, I want to apologize.

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Speaker 2: I stopped talking to you because when we were hanging out,

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Speaker 2: I thought you were mad at me. But I talked

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Speaker 2: to my friends and they just said, you have resting face.

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Speaker 2: I was completely wrong. But hey, since you're not mad

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Speaker 2: at me, why don't we get together. I'll give you

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Speaker 2: a reason to get rid of that wrestling face.

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Speaker 1: That didn't.

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Speaker 4: I think it worked better than you may think. First

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Speaker 4: read on her being mad at him was actually correct.

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Speaker 3: She's like, did you keep calling me?

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Speaker 5: You're gonna get active?

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's me.

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Speaker 3: Look, I gotta be straight with you.

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Speaker 6: I'm anice guy, sometimes brutally and uh hmm.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna say it. I'm just going to go

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Speaker 2: off my chest anyway.

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Speaker 3: I had you know that. I thought that was really

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Speaker 3: weird call me.

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Speaker 2: I'm so can wasn't he just like manually control.

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Speaker 3: What's happening?

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Speaker 6: I don't like it?

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Speaker 2: Impressive but not.

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Speaker 4: I think there was some sort of message hidden in there,

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Speaker 4: like some sort of morse code.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, exclamation boy.

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Speaker 4: I think it means he likes here, and I'm glad

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Speaker 4: you get that off his chest.

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Speaker 5: I don't where all arts come from.

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Speaker 6: No want to be honest again.

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Speaker 4: Remember you get the special Loser line number if you

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Speaker 4: text the word loser l O s E R to

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Speaker 4: seven eight five nine to give it to somebody who's

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Speaker 4: kind of creeping you out so they can call us

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Speaker 4: somethingven awkward voicemail like this one.

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Speaker 1: Britain. I wanted to tell you this at the bar

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Speaker 1: was all these other people around. I don't really want

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Speaker 1: to say it. But you and me should go to

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Speaker 1: the about Light. I know I don't seem like that type,

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Speaker 1: you know, tall guy, ball head, muscular, but sitting in

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Speaker 1: the audience at Love by a deray Man, I could

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Speaker 1: do that all night, like football games and NASCAR racing

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Speaker 1: and all that. I just want you to be sitting

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Speaker 1: right next to me watch your dancer doing car into

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Speaker 1: a whip throw. It's like going to have like I

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Speaker 1: could weep watching that. So yeah, Britt, give me a

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Speaker 1: call back, and maybe we'll go and check out one

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Speaker 1: of Stravinsky's classics. We'll split a hot dog, have some

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Speaker 1: ice cream. Let me know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I did not.

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Speaker 4: See that coming that.

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Speaker 5: That is a gem there.

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Speaker 2: What do you think?

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Speaker 4: No, you will go a balatia with the guys wanting to.

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Speaker 3: Pay for it.

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Speaker 5: Nobody knows more than me about it.

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Speaker 6: Anybody to go to a sports game, he's going to

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Speaker 6: know more about that too.

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Speaker 3: I don't know I would.

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Speaker 6: I would give up on the thought that anyone.

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Speaker 5: Hot dog there something. It is weird when the guys like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I got season tickets the Broadway.

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Speaker 3: That's my dream.

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Speaker 2: That guy's a cats I'm telling you.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hey, Jason, it's it's me from the other night.

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Speaker 6: I honestly, I wasn't going to take her number because

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Speaker 6: you're like way older than me. However, I do think

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Speaker 6: that you would maybe be a good fit for my

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Speaker 6: mom because if you like how I look, I mean,

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Speaker 6: she looks exactly like me, just you know, a little

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Speaker 6: bit older, you know, like twenty years older. Oh actually

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Speaker 6: maybe like twenty five, maybe thirty, closer to thirty. But

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Speaker 6: she's had work done, so she looks really good for

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Speaker 6: her age. She did tell me to tell you that

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Speaker 6: she did have both of her kids through a C section,

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Speaker 6: you know, so just passing that along, Suddy, letting you know.

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Speaker 6: I mean, you two could like get together, you know,

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Speaker 6: hang out, talk about old people's stuff. I don't know,

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Speaker 6: you know, like cell phones is like uh Facebook, and

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Speaker 6: I don't know whatever you guys whatever old people talk about. Anyway,

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Speaker 6: if you want her number, you can just like you know,

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Speaker 6: tech mean, I'll send it your way. Because of your age,

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Speaker 6: I'm not I'm assuming you know how to text, but

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Speaker 6: if not, just.

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Speaker 1: This guy.

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Speaker 6: That's the only reason she called it. Left him a

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Speaker 6: voicemail because she didn't.

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Speaker 4: Think that he was getting text I think her mom

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Speaker 4: sounds kind of cool though.

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Speaker 3: Guy, I'm not.

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Speaker 5: Old yet, but I'm in that weird phase where I

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Speaker 5: feel like moms like me. She's still like me, so

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Speaker 5: I thinking.

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Speaker 4: About there's that age where moms become like really cool moms,

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Speaker 4: like that's mom so cool. So I haven't met Alexis's

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Speaker 4: mom yet, but I feel like she's going to be

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Speaker 4: a really fun.

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Speaker 6: And cool.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Laurie, how you doing this? Is just checking in?

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Speaker 3: You know, I noticed that you looked bummed that I

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Speaker 3: didn't play an instrument like you're extent. Well, you know,

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Speaker 3: I forgot. I was actually amazing at the recorder in

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Speaker 3: elementary school, and you actually inspired me to pick it

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Speaker 3: back up again. So I got one actually on and

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Speaker 3: then I'm they're pretty cheap and I've been practicing ever since.

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Speaker 3: So I just learned how to play hot in here

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Speaker 3: by Nelly. So I'd love to kind of serenade you

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Speaker 3: a little bit and get a chance to have some

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Speaker 3: more drors and give me calling. You can.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, heed it, And I.

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Speaker 6: Really wish that that would have been the back.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's the loser line. You can listen to your

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Speaker 4: regularly at this time every week. Got your phone tapp

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Speaker 4: coming up?

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Speaker 6: Next,