Speaker 1: Well, cryptic pregnancy should be illegal. Fan fan, cryptic pregnancies.
Speaker 1: That is evil. That is evil, evil evil. A woman's
Speaker 1: life is suffering, Like, are you fucking kidding me? I
Speaker 1: could just be pregnant and I don't know.
Speaker 2: That is the scariest shit I have ever heard in
Speaker 2: my life. That like, bitch, like people like party and
Speaker 2: drink and do drugs exactly.
Speaker 1: Always my immediate thought when someone's like, yeah, I have
Speaker 1: a cryptic pregnancy, I'm like, that baby is gonna need
Speaker 1: alcohol immediately. Yeah, but that's also be assuming. Most people
Speaker 1: are just like drinking often, like maybe a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't actually drink that much. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like cryptic pregnancies, I usually see it's
Speaker 1: like a younger person who has it, and I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I know that baby was at the frat parties, Like
Speaker 1: that baby was out with y'all, like y'all need What
Speaker 1: y'all were supposed to be doing was calling an uber
Speaker 1: x L because there was an extra fucking passenger.
Speaker 2: That okay, but wait, the tea is is like drinking
Speaker 2: while pregnant? Really that bad? Two podcasters get my start talking, Maybe.
Speaker 1: Just start talking, like you know it literally like a
Speaker 1: wine a day with like a glass of wine a
Speaker 1: day with your pregnant when you're pregnant is like not that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, my wife drank a quarter of fireball every night.
Speaker 2: Your wife while she was pregnant with me?
Speaker 1: Yes, your wife is pregnant.
Speaker 2: Yes, she gave birth to me.
Speaker 1: Your wife gave birth to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're eighteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, held to your mom, she's eighteen as well.
Speaker 2: My mom is my wife, my life.
Speaker 1: But yeah, cryptic pregnancies are really really creeping me the
Speaker 1: fuck out. I would be so mad, I would feel so.
Speaker 1: But also it's because I don't want kids. I feel
Speaker 1: like most people who have cryptic pregnancies, it's like fuck,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do this right now, but like
Speaker 1: I'm down for this, bitch. I don't want babies. I
Speaker 1: don't want kids. I don't want kids. I don't want kids.
Speaker 1: I don't want kids. I don't want kids. Watch me
Speaker 1: end up having kids. You're gonna have to see all
Speaker 1: this content of me being like, fuck kids, fuck kids,
Speaker 1: I hate kids. I don't want kids.
Speaker 2: I think something is gonna click in your brain and
Speaker 2: you're gonna want kids one day.
Speaker 1: I don't know. The thing is, I feel like so
Speaker 1: many women I know have always had like a maternal
Speaker 1: instinct and have the women I know who want kids
Speaker 1: have always wanted kids. They never went from being like, oh,
Speaker 1: fuck kids to being like, I think I'm ready, So
Speaker 1: I don't know. Also, it doesn't work too that all
Speaker 1: of my friends, for the most part, all of my
Speaker 1: homegirls are like, bitch, I do not want fucking kids.
Speaker 1: So like we're literally in the witches club. We're like
Speaker 1: literally all evil.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all evil witches who don't believe in having
Speaker 3: like offspring.
Speaker 2: Damn I want children?
Speaker 3: Then right, well, what's your birth plan? Are you gonna
Speaker 3: do a natural birth?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I wish you could have a bit.
Speaker 2: You're gonna carry my child.
Speaker 1: That's the thing is Drew's asking that before, and I've
Speaker 1: been like.
Speaker 2: Girl, health, we wouldn't make awesome as babies though, and
Speaker 2: you would have nothing to do with the child afterwards.
Speaker 2: I would raise it.
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to take antidepressants and stuff while you're pregnant?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, per but like no, babies inside produce natural
Speaker 2: hormones that make women happier.
Speaker 1: Uh. I think the opposite.
Speaker 2: Appen the postpartum depression is the most diabolical shit. Like,
Speaker 2: women's life really is suffering, That's what I'm saying, And
Speaker 2: it's suffering in silent.
Speaker 1: Literally, the baby like sucks all of your life and
Speaker 1: juices from you. I will say, though, like I do
Speaker 1: think motherhood is beautiful, but I just don't have a
Speaker 1: calling to it. But every time I see somebody like
Speaker 1: I either relatively know or just somebody in general with
Speaker 1: their baby, it makes me so happy. But also I
Speaker 1: never got to have a mother, so I don't believe
Speaker 1: that I should be anybody's mother.
Speaker 2: Awkward.
Speaker 1: People get so confused because I say stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and then I'm like my mom and then they're like, wait,
Speaker 1: I'm confused, this is her mom dead?
Speaker 2: Listen, set the record.
Speaker 1: There layers to this shit, bro, Like, there's layers to
Speaker 1: this ship. My stepmom is my Mommy my birth mom
Speaker 1: is dead. Hope that cleared everything up.
Speaker 3: I'm yeah, I'm glad it brings you joy. Why Why
Speaker 3: does my mom's death bring you joy?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just because I have you all
Speaker 2: to myself.
Speaker 1: Now. Yeah. If Drew's ever said I'm like, oh my
Speaker 1: mom's dead, and he literally starts like jumping up and
Speaker 1: like jumping around in his room.
Speaker 2: That is literally not true.
Speaker 3: I'm so yeah, it's not true, because if you jumped
Speaker 3: on a bed and started jumping around, you would fucking faint.
Speaker 2: No bitch, I've been standing up and like on the
Speaker 2: verge of fainting for the last like three days. And
Speaker 2: I have like a blood or like a heart rate
Speaker 2: monitor that like checks blood pressure too, And I forgot
Speaker 2: Oh why I got it? I just I got it.
Speaker 2: Oh because my mom was my older brother got diagnosed
Speaker 2: with like POTS when he was like twenty or something
Speaker 2: like that, and it was around the time that I
Speaker 2: was like going through the same shit. My mom was like,
Speaker 2: like I think it's called like post something tachycardia, like
Speaker 2: orthostatic tacocardia. It's like your heart rate is just like
Speaker 2: naturally higher, and when you stand up, like your heart
Speaker 2: rate like skyrockets, and like h A lot of gearros
Speaker 2: have it. But boys can get pots too, So my
Speaker 2: mom just like got me a heart rate monitor.
Speaker 1: Boys deserve to have pots.
Speaker 2: No boy, literally boys can have pots. Two girls can
Speaker 2: have autism as well. It's not just adhd oh my god.
Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing awareness to the misdiagnosis. Of many
Speaker 1: women across the country.
Speaker 2: I tour, I tour.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what the Oh that's why you
Speaker 1: have that stupid fuck monitor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, oh, let me, what was
Speaker 2: I even I don't even know if.
Speaker 1: You stand up. When you stand up, you almost fucking
Speaker 1: die every time you stand up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I was just gonna go look for my
Speaker 2: heart rate monitor just to like see what my blood
Speaker 2: pressure was because it was giving, like really really low,
Speaker 2: and my blood pressure is really low when I stand up,
Speaker 2: and I couldn't fucking find it, and Josh stole it
Speaker 2: from me and lost it, and I'm pissed about that.
Speaker 2: And then Kai stole my fucking three quarters jack okay.
Speaker 1: The real stretch of something.
Speaker 2: And then someone stole my camera and didn't put it back.
Speaker 2: Like everything I own is getting stolen from.
Speaker 1: Me, except your heart. No one can never take that from.
Speaker 2: You, exactly. But I didn't. I didn't get to test
Speaker 2: my heart rate. But I've been really down, tremendously bad
Speaker 2: standing up like I last night. I was like, watch
Speaker 2: this and I can make myself pass out. It didn't work.
Speaker 1: I got it on video.
Speaker 2: Oh you recorded it, Yeah, I want to watch it.
Speaker 2: I could probably do it right now because.
Speaker 1: Cold demonstration.
Speaker 2: Okay, there was like there was like two percent of
Speaker 2: what's been happening to me, but I don't have pots. Hmmm.
Speaker 4: I walked over here, there was a there was a tinge,
Speaker 4: there was a moment, There is a moment.
Speaker 1: Exactly you're always just like I almost fainted. I was
Speaker 1: this close away. Have you painted before?
Speaker 2: Literally like a mini at times? Once I took too
Speaker 2: much uh not? I almost said tramat too much? Tras
Speaker 2: a doone. And I was laying in bed and my
Speaker 2: body got all warm and fuzzy, and I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is happening, Like literally what is happening.
Speaker 2: I've never felt like this before. And then my eyes
Speaker 2: started tunneling and I was like, oh my god, like
Speaker 2: I think I'm passing out. So instead of just like
Speaker 2: passing out in bed, I literally thought I was like
Speaker 2: overdosing and dying. I like stood up and ran around
Speaker 2: my bed and I had that fist like that coral
Speaker 2: reef at the time, and right next to it was
Speaker 2: a trash can, and I like literally collapsed into the
Speaker 2: pile of carbage. And I like remember vividly being like
Speaker 2: bro like I can't die in a pile of garbage.
Speaker 2: So I like stood up again and walked down the
Speaker 2: hallway in my room and then collapsed just and like
Speaker 2: hit my head like really hard and bit through my
Speaker 2: tongue and I was like, oh my god. And then
Speaker 2: so I like scurried on the floor on all fours
Speaker 2: to my sister's room and they didn't fucking believe me,
Speaker 2: and so I like passed out a third time on
Speaker 2: the floor of the fucking bedroom and just slept there
Speaker 2: until like seven am. And like I knew I was
Speaker 2: down tremendously bad because I was shirtless and nobody in
Speaker 2: my family had ever seen me shirtless. Like, actually, let's
Speaker 2: talk about that. Literally, I is insane. I literally was
Speaker 2: not shirtless in front of anybody in my life from
Speaker 2: the ages of like probably ten, i'd say, even nine
Speaker 2: to like twenty like that.
Speaker 1: Yes, say, I feel like even until like the past
Speaker 1: like two years, I really never saw you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I literally was like so disgusted by my body.
Speaker 2: And I have this one very vivid of my dead brother.
Speaker 2: This is the reason why he died. It's because he
Speaker 2: said this shit to me. I'm not even kidding, like
Speaker 2: karma's a bitch, Like, don't talk about my fucking body
Speaker 2: because you might die. But we were in a lazy
Speaker 2: river at like Great Wolf Lodge or some shit, I
Speaker 2: don't know what the fuck it was. And uh, we
Speaker 2: were just like floating down the river and I was
Speaker 2: just minding my own business and I was like just
Speaker 2: gaining concent I was probably like eight or something like that,
Speaker 2: and I was not aware of the evils that this
Speaker 2: world could bestow upon like someone like I didn't know.
Speaker 1: That like body dysmorphia had it entered it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, body dysmorphia hadn't entered the picture. Well, We're floating
Speaker 2: down this river and my dad brother looks at me
Speaker 2: and he's like, fuck, what did he say? I forgot it.
Speaker 2: He just looked at my like my love handles, and
Speaker 2: he was like, wow, you're pecking on the pounds there.
Speaker 2: It's really hanging over the edge of your swim suit.
Speaker 2: And he just like kept going in. He was like,
Speaker 2: the swimsuit is like really tight, so you can like
Speaker 2: see your like gut in your side's billowing over. And
Speaker 2: I was like, bitch, I was literally like twenty six
Speaker 2: pounds at this point, Like I literally was like tiny, tiny, tiny,
Speaker 2: But I was just like entering like early stages.
Speaker 1: Of six pounds of tiny.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, is that big?
Speaker 1: That's when I was eight. I was literally like eight pounds.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. But yeah, ever since that moment, I
Speaker 2: was hyper aware of my body. And then my brother
Speaker 2: died and I was set free of the clutches of
Speaker 2: body this morphia.
Speaker 1: Then you're able to be shirtless. Yeah, well we've gotten
Speaker 1: too comfortable with each other and at this point I
Speaker 1: just walk around like shirtless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's a vibe, though it is.
Speaker 1: I get like on Sundays, I just like take my
Speaker 1: shirt off and clean.
Speaker 2: The house, bro, And you fucking tweaks out. When she's
Speaker 2: god damn cleaning her ash, she will be hanging out
Speaker 2: like her brawl will like be halfway off, like her
Speaker 2: sweater down her shoulder, like she's basically half naked, and
Speaker 2: she's fucking scrubbing the walls and shit, it's so tweet good.
Speaker 1: One day I was literally like, I know what I
Speaker 1: look like. I look like a crazy person. But there's
Speaker 1: just like certain times where I'll be like committed to
Speaker 1: doing a task, and I'm like, if I'm going to
Speaker 1: commit to doing this, task. I need to do it
Speaker 1: at its fullest. I need to not cut corners because
Speaker 1: I'm actually here, I'm really doing it, I'm committing to it.
Speaker 1: But then I just look fucking crazy because I was
Speaker 1: literally cleaning the the what are those called the doorway boards,
Speaker 1: the like wooden borders whatever. Yeah, and I was cleaning
Speaker 1: the funk out of that wellders, the blue banisters, the
Speaker 1: blue banisters, what is that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: I know, but before that, what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like the banisters? Aren't that? Isn't that what you like
Speaker 2: prey at in church or some ship?
Speaker 1: Two bitches were likes? Just sounds like very patriotic to me.
Speaker 2: Let's ask chat GPT. Hello, Hey, can you speak to
Speaker 2: me in a very gay voice?
Speaker 5: I can definitely adjust my tone to be more fun
Speaker 5: and lively for you.
Speaker 2: What would you like to chat about?
Speaker 3: Bree?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? Hey?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 3: How's it go?
Speaker 2: Hie?
Speaker 1: There? Hey wait, I don't want to pay there? Hi there,
Speaker 1: nice to pay there?
Speaker 2: Hey wait? This is literally this is me scrolling through
Speaker 2: the winter Land system. Let's talk about that. They won. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they took their brain and put it in in them.
Speaker 1: Literally, GBT is just the new.
Speaker 2: Dig Yeah, arbor. Okay, like, hello, this app is a
Speaker 2: piece of fucking shit. It's getting ship together.
Speaker 1: Like we've been playing with it and it's the slowest
Speaker 1: app ever.
Speaker 2: So hi, can you talk to me using gay slang only?
Speaker 2: Sure thing? All right, honey, let's spill the tea.
Speaker 5: So you know, when you're serving looks, giving face and
Speaker 5: just living your best life, it's all about that fierce attitude,
Speaker 5: whether you're throwing shade or snatching wigs, it's.
Speaker 1: All Okay, you didn't even ask for all.
Speaker 2: This was a cram on, like multiple levels. What is
Speaker 2: a banister?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: No hate crimes here, just serving language realness. A banister
Speaker 5: is the handrail you hold on to when you're going
Speaker 5: up or downstairs.
Speaker 4: It's there to give you a little.
Speaker 5: Support and prevent any dramatic tumbles.
Speaker 2: Keep it cute and safe, darling. Okay, that was terrifying
Speaker 2: that he like hears every day. Yeah for real, Like every.
Speaker 1: Time we play with cha GBT, I feel like we're
Speaker 1: doing a prank call. If we don't use it, we
Speaker 1: literally use it to like pr We're like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get it back. We're going to get to say
Speaker 1: something so stupid.
Speaker 2: Let's play let's hello. Hey, can I eat your shoes?
Speaker 5: Well that's the first. I think my shoes might be
Speaker 5: a bit too digital for a snack. Maybe try something
Speaker 5: a little more edible.
Speaker 2: I'm coming out to my family very soon and I
Speaker 2: need help. Can you like list me a couple of
Speaker 2: things that would help me come out to my family.
Speaker 5: That's a big step and I'm here for you.
Speaker 2: Here a few things, use more gaze lane, got it.
Speaker 5: So when you're ready to spill the tea, find a
Speaker 5: fab time and a cozy spot, get your chosen fam
Speaker 5: or a supportive bestie on standby for some emotional backup.
Speaker 5: And remember, hunty, breathe and take your time. There's no
Speaker 5: rush on this runway.
Speaker 2: You just left me speechless. We're done for now.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. When you're asking somebody like how should I
Speaker 1: come out to my Family's like okay, So when you're
Speaker 1: ready to spill the tea, Like that's like that one
Speaker 1: clip of what's it called from drag Race when what's
Speaker 1: her nuts and plane Jame Like we're talking, oh, talking
Speaker 1: about like her diagnosis and she was like, oh, what
Speaker 1: is like that's your tea?
Speaker 2: She no, she said, like a specific word like that
Speaker 2: was so funny. Oh what was it like? I wasn't
Speaker 2: fucking mure it was thanks for spilling. Oh yeah, thanks.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, next time someone trauma dumps on me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Be like, thanks for spilling, Thanks for spilling. Did you
Speaker 2: know Tyra Bank Branks, Tyra Brinks, Oh my god, Tyra
Speaker 2: Banks referenced what was that fucking scary, spooky, pooky movie
Speaker 2: just watched the other day, Rosemary's Baby. Yeah, she was like,
Speaker 2: I specifically told you Rosemary Baby for the hair and
Speaker 2: Rosemary's Baby me a pharaoh in Rosemary's Baby. I'm literally
Speaker 2: gonna get that haircut. I think it's so funny.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna get when I got my
Speaker 1: fucking pixie.
Speaker 2: No, you looked good. You looked good. You looked good.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Like when I see pictures of me when I was
Speaker 1: like twenty one, I feel like I was stuck in
Speaker 1: the Wonderlandssally. I was changing my hair all the time.
Speaker 1: That was me changing my altars that were fronting, and
Speaker 1: like the scariest altar that fronted was the yellow hair.
Speaker 2: She was That was a spooker. That was a spooker.
Speaker 1: What's funny about that is like or.
Speaker 2: Orange even orange was giving spooker vibes.
Speaker 1: Well, when I had orange hair, I was like manically depressed,
Speaker 1: and now I'm normal, boring, No, I'm normal. I got
Speaker 1: rid of my depression and now I'm normal.
Speaker 2: Well, I just realized, like probably a few days ago,
Speaker 2: that I accidentally might have poisoned me, you and Josh,
Speaker 2: like on a regular basis, Like I might have committed
Speaker 2: by a warfare in our house.
Speaker 1: I mean looking around.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, literally, so early pandemic, probably like one.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I became hyper obsessed with
Speaker 2: like growing bacteria colonies. I literally would go around the
Speaker 2: house swabbing everything, and I literally.
Speaker 1: In the midst of like a virus pandemic, It's like,
Speaker 1: how can I add to that?
Speaker 2: How can I make COVID three? So basically I would
Speaker 2: just swab everything, and I like would put these petrie
Speaker 2: dishes with agar in like dark places and let them grow,
Speaker 2: and like after a week or something like, they would
Speaker 2: be beautiful. I got everything that I ever wanted out
Speaker 2: of it, and then I put them in a very
Speaker 2: dark place for years and years and years and years,
Speaker 2: And I think they're still inside that cupboard over there,
Speaker 2: and I'm too scared to look because like I know
Speaker 2: that like I created some like really diabolical shit. And
Speaker 2: not only that, but that's like next to like the
Speaker 2: air fryer. That's next to like the juicer, like it's
Speaker 2: next to like things that we use decent. I don't
Speaker 2: bitch fuck air fryer, first of all, Like let's have
Speaker 2: that conversation, like I really you're like a.
Speaker 1: Bad take on it because you like your food fucking cold.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, like air fryers. Like I really tried.
Speaker 2: I really really did try to get behind it. Like
Speaker 2: my mom was like, oh, like congrats on the new house,
Speaker 2: like let me get you something like to commemorate it.
Speaker 2: Like y'all don't have a microwave me and you are
Speaker 2: anti microwave. It's not even on some like holistic health bullshit.
Speaker 2: It's just like the way they they look horrible on
Speaker 2: the fucking counter. And like also like on top of that,
Speaker 2: like no, let's have that conversation like we're putting like
Speaker 2: nuclear radiation into our fucking food.
Speaker 1: Say that, like our fridge isn't like actually about to explode,
Speaker 1: like in the middle of you talking. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: For a split second, all I could focus on.
Speaker 2: Was that sounds.
Speaker 1: And last night I was really convinced. But this, this
Speaker 1: is like a whole different part of my brain, so
Speaker 1: I know it's not real. But I was really convinced
Speaker 1: last night that the fridge was going to explode. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I came into the kitchen to get water,
Speaker 1: and I ran past them, and I filled up the
Speaker 1: water really fast, and I ran back fifth way to
Speaker 1: avoid the fridge because I was gener really convinced it
Speaker 1: was gonna like burst open while I was in here,
Speaker 1: and then hearing that sound just now, it's like it's
Speaker 1: only a matter of time. There's something blocking something and
Speaker 1: it's gonna explode. It's the free Also, I convinced myself
Speaker 1: the other day that our water heater.
Speaker 2: Was gonna ex I do that all the time. Our
Speaker 2: water heater makes like the scariest fucking sounds I've ever
Speaker 2: heard in my goddamn life. It's like literally like it
Speaker 2: sounds like what it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like where whatever pipe is like pushing all the
Speaker 1: gas to heat up our water gets clogged, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, it's only gonna take one second for it's
Speaker 1: a fucking.
Speaker 2: Also, Josh has never once in his goddamn life cleaned
Speaker 2: the lint catcher and the dryer, and like, I know
Speaker 2: for a fact there is a fire hazard waiting to
Speaker 2: happen with our dryer. But back to air fryers. Fuck
Speaker 2: air friers. But Ninja made one that like not the gamer, like.
Speaker 1: Like Ninja has fallen off.
Speaker 2: Also fuck Ninja creamy. Like there's so many like weird
Speaker 2: psychological operations like deep seated, like far down the pipeline, all.
Speaker 1: A kitchen appliants a psychological.
Speaker 2: Like it's like capitalism, Like it's like, do you really
Speaker 2: need something to make you ice cream in your house? Like, actually,
Speaker 2: go buy a pint, Like literally, just go buy a pint.
Speaker 2: Like and I know that shit does not taste as
Speaker 2: good as y'all are saying it tastes. But Ninja made
Speaker 2: an air fire recently that I was like, wait, I
Speaker 2: actually might need that because it comes it's like a
Speaker 2: clear glass bottom and you can.
Speaker 1: I think they stole that from something.
Speaker 2: I said they did. They did. They're literally just blue
Speaker 2: labeling appliances at this point, and it's fucking working because
Speaker 2: like I want it.
Speaker 1: I want it.
Speaker 2: I want it, and you can like detach the cooking
Speaker 2: basin and then put like a tupperware lids.
Speaker 1: Food is so weird.
Speaker 2: I know, literally, food is scary. Food is weird.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see food cooking. I don't want it.
Speaker 1: I don't want it.
Speaker 2: The thing I if I see raw meat, if I
Speaker 2: see raw chicken or red, bloody fucking beef or a steak,
Speaker 2: oh oh god, Like all I can think about was
Speaker 2: the life that they led before and how dark sighted
Speaker 2: it was. Did you know? Grass fed does not mean
Speaker 2: that they were that they're roaming a fucking grass field
Speaker 2: and eating. It means that they literally just dump grass
Speaker 2: cli grass clippings inside of these like giant dairy farms
Speaker 2: where their heads are locked up and they just eat
Speaker 2: grass and they're still being abused. It is so sick
Speaker 2: and twisted.
Speaker 1: I hate it so much. But like I love chicken.
Speaker 2: I love chicken, and I love a burger like I
Speaker 2: love a good out.
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. But oh in and out. I
Speaker 1: used to be an in and out hater and I
Speaker 1: don't know what switched this year, but like now, and
Speaker 1: I don't like burgers because burgers make my hands stink
Speaker 1: like for a long time.
Speaker 2: Burger finger, burger finger.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, that's real, Like I literally like my
Speaker 1: fingers smell like it, and like there are certain foods
Speaker 1: that I eat that require a shower after. Wingstop is
Speaker 1: one of those foods. Like I cause I get like
Speaker 1: barbecue wingstop and I feel like, oh that it goes
Speaker 1: through all the cuts on my finger for me biting
Speaker 1: my nails and it's like in my bloodstream and I
Speaker 1: need to go shower and like open up my poor So.
Speaker 2: I'm not greasy. By the way, y'all, my hair is wet.
Speaker 2: I like wetted it right before we started.
Speaker 1: But yeah, food is really scary. And also we're not
Speaker 1: saying that in like a nasty, fucking eaty way, like
Speaker 1: don't play around, don't fucking play Food is just so weird,
Speaker 1: like food, like I hate, you know what it is,
Speaker 1: Like I've been talking about it a lot, Like we've
Speaker 1: been talking about it this week, but I've been talking
Speaker 1: about it with my therapist about like I just hate
Speaker 1: decision making when it comes to food. And I think
Speaker 1: that's why.
Speaker 2: I like it's because everything hurts our fucking stomach.
Speaker 1: Everything hurts dude. Literally yesterday, my stomach hurts so fucking
Speaker 1: bad from eating these random chicken wings.
Speaker 2: Chicken wing, chicken chicken wing to get in Macarna with
Speaker 2: my homete Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, food is really creepy. We saw this fucking
Speaker 1: song that I was like, this is literally me and Drew.
Speaker 2: Literally when I'm eating food, all I can think about,
Speaker 2: specifically meat, all I can think about is like the
Speaker 2: mutilated corpses of like the dead critter that like lived
Speaker 2: the saddest, most drab life ever that I'm just like
Speaker 2: eating on. And it was like it was someone's child,
Speaker 2: It was potentially someone's mother and father, like the one
Speaker 2: food that I cannot get behind. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: think my mom made me think like that because like
Speaker 2: she's she does not eat meat.
Speaker 1: Well, I will say sometimes when I get like chicken wings, Okay, wingstop,
Speaker 1: you need to get your shit together, because sometimes your
Speaker 1: chicken wings come with like a little feather on it.
Speaker 1: The second I see that, oh the things you've lied about, Like,
Speaker 1: get that out of my fucking face. Are you fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me? This shit is alive and like fucking clucking around,
Speaker 1: And now I'm just like sitting watching RuPaul's drag Race
Speaker 1: high as fuck eating it like no, that's the demonic part.
Speaker 1: Is like we sit in your bed and we watch
Speaker 1: like a guy making a terrarium full of animals, where
Speaker 1: she's like.
Speaker 2: We're like eating set and like crying, like so scared.
Speaker 1: The like lifespan of a chicken being like kept in
Speaker 1: a cage and then sitting in my living room and
Speaker 1: watching RuPaul's drag Race while eating it is crazy.
Speaker 2: It's honestly beautiful and poetic if you think about, like
Speaker 2: their last moments were enjoyed watching a Gaga video like.
Speaker 1: That is true. I can't find.
Speaker 2: Literally melted in my fucking stomach by ascid and grinded
Speaker 2: with fucking calcium bone.
Speaker 1: This is like the first thing I've seen that I'm like,
Speaker 1: this describes you mine in yours existence so perfectly.
Speaker 2: The first line, the first line. What, let's break it down.
Speaker 1: I'm not forcing myself.
Speaker 2: I am not forcing myself to be a lie. I
Speaker 2: am happy. This life is worth every second, y'all.
Speaker 1: It's it's a gift.
Speaker 2: It really is a gift, like unironically, unronically unironically, life
Speaker 2: is a gift and it's worth living. Listen to this tea.
Speaker 2: If you're thinking about killing yourself and you're gonna write
Speaker 2: a letter, the people you're writing the letter to are
Speaker 2: your reason to fucking live. M Like, that's the reason.
Speaker 2: Like if you have to write a leather if you
Speaker 2: have to write a leather, a leather satchel of sorts,
Speaker 2: maybe a fountain pin with a gold tip.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? No, but seriously, again,
Speaker 1: I can't express enough. It's not even on like an
Speaker 1: ed tip. It's literally I think it literally, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a stroke. This be like ady d
Speaker 1: bound to where food is just so overwhelming. It's so
Speaker 1: overwhelming and I just hate it.
Speaker 2: But the thing is having to cook, Like are you
Speaker 2: fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: What's craziest? Thinking like about when I used to cook
Speaker 1: a lot. Bitch I was making mush like I'm not no,
Speaker 1: I have no wife, matua.
Speaker 2: She was eating cottage cheese with fucking pounds of mustard
Speaker 2: squireden on top of Well, okay.
Speaker 1: That was because I want bitch from TikTok who made
Speaker 1: that shit looked good as fun.
Speaker 2: And it was good.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, but yeah, I uh, I wish
Speaker 1: I just had the brain of like a muckbanger.
Speaker 2: See, I could easily get there. That's the thing. If
Speaker 2: someone this is all I need to become like a foodie,
Speaker 2: is someone just picking the food for me? That's it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what Rain was saying to me because
Speaker 1: I me and Drew are people who are always like,
Speaker 1: I'm not a foodie. I'm not a foodie, but Rain is.
Speaker 1: She is such a like well rounded person when it
Speaker 1: comes to food, Like she like picks really good places,
Speaker 1: she eats really good food, and every time I'm with her, bitch,
Speaker 1: I feast like a fucking.
Speaker 2: She literally treats you so fucking right. She's like the
Speaker 2: man of the relationship, Like the way she's like, boy,
Speaker 2: oh let's get this, and I'm like, oh that like
Speaker 2: literally like makes that made my like that made my
Speaker 2: kiddie per No.
Speaker 1: It's literally if we had somebody who was just like
Speaker 1: giving us the food, we would not think food is weird.
Speaker 1: But it's like I don't have the brain power for it.
Speaker 1: I hate. I hate when someone's like, what should we eat?
Speaker 2: Like, what do you mean, like just pick, just pick
Speaker 2: I'll find something like.
Speaker 1: Literally just oh my god, it like actually drives me crazy,
Speaker 1: but that's okay.
Speaker 2: Something that has been driving me absolutely fucking insane recently,
Speaker 2: it's chocolate tears. They have not elevated their craft or
Speaker 2: their art. No, their their art, their craft, Like if
Speaker 2: I have to see one more paint splattered chocolate bar
Speaker 2: like that, oh my god, it literally drives me, Like elevated.
Speaker 1: Pink splatter is the laziest fucking excuse for our I
Speaker 1: have ever seen. I'm so sorry. If you own one
Speaker 1: of the Margella shoes with the fucking splatter.
Speaker 2: And paint, I don't give a fuck about.
Speaker 1: I hate them, Like literally, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You destroyed a leather good with like.
Speaker 2: But for the love of God, like I am begging
Speaker 2: you elevate your craft, like I am tired of seeing
Speaker 2: green and gold splattered chocolate bars like.
Speaker 1: Also the gold, the gold when it comes.
Speaker 2: To talking like and you know, it just tastes like alcohol,
Speaker 2: Like it's literally just like alcohol, Like they just like
Speaker 2: dilute pigments.
Speaker 1: With alcohol, Micah powder and alcohol.
Speaker 2: It's like passing me the fuck off. Like I was
Speaker 2: literally sitting on the couch with Josiah like writhing in anger,
Speaker 2: scrolling through this chocolate tears like TikTok account. I did
Speaker 2: buy something because it looked good as but it was
Speaker 2: not one of the goddamn chocolate bars.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Uh no, But I fuck with his content heavily. I
Speaker 2: love his content. It was just just this random fucking
Speaker 2: lady that was like making chocolate bars. And then she
Speaker 2: pulled out that goddamn paint brush and started spattering like
Speaker 2: paint all over the top, and I was just like, okay,
Speaker 2: immediately I'm gone, like I'm canceling my order. I'm gone.
Speaker 2: I don't need to see that shit. I don't need
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 1: Have you been getting the push of those fucking sour gushers?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I want that is crazy. That's literally
Speaker 1: just gushers and bath salts. Like it's literally like it
Speaker 1: is the yeast appealing candy I've ever seen, like usually
Speaker 1: with like the chamoy and like tahen ones, Like it's
Speaker 1: kind of like melted down and onto the candy, like
Speaker 1: it looks very appealing. It looks like it looks like
Speaker 1: the two pieces are like coming together and making something.
Speaker 1: The gushers and bath salts is crazy because literally all
Speaker 1: that's happening is the bath salts that are like the
Speaker 1: sour parts of it are just absorbing all the moisture
Speaker 1: from the gushers, so it just looks like wet. It
Speaker 1: looks like if somebody was eating a bunch of them
Speaker 1: and had like spit on their fingers and kept digging
Speaker 1: in and then everything just got a little moist.
Speaker 2: I want them so fucking badly, and my mouth is
Speaker 2: watering and thinking about them.
Speaker 1: I don't think I like sour candy.
Speaker 2: You really don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like sour candies aren't my vibe, but I just
Speaker 1: don't like, like I have a kind of stomach that
Speaker 1: like that kind of sweet, Like I like gushers, but
Speaker 1: I can have like five gushers before my stomach starts
Speaker 1: to hurt really bad. And it's just like that over
Speaker 1: sweetness makes me really nauseous. And I think that's why
Speaker 1: I like. Like when it comes to chocolate, if it's
Speaker 1: a milk chocolate, it's like a resist because there's like
Speaker 1: a saltiness to it that like.
Speaker 2: Balances in my gas station order has got to include
Speaker 2: a bag of hot chips of any kind, a sour candy,
Speaker 2: a chocolate candy, and a soda. But the sour in
Speaker 2: the chocolate is like non negotiable. You can't have one
Speaker 2: without the other because like there is simply like a
Speaker 2: balance to this, Like there's again and a yang, and
Speaker 2: if you have one without the other, it just simply
Speaker 2: it does not work. It's not a good night, do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I do agree with you. But also like
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I would.
Speaker 2: Have you ever drank a soda just like without having
Speaker 2: like anything else along? Like, have you ever drank a
Speaker 2: soda just to drink a soda without having a meal? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever done that, Like literally, actually
Speaker 2: that is like the biggest lie I've ever fucking told
Speaker 2: because I just go.
Speaker 1: In there the draper soda through the day. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you don't like have a full soda, you like take
Speaker 1: SIPs of a soda, but no, Like my favorite is
Speaker 1: the mini cans of coke like that I will have alone,
Speaker 1: but I can't finish like a full can of coke
Speaker 1: without a meal. But I just like I don't know.
Speaker 2: We had to stop fucking talking about food. We've talked
Speaker 2: about food for literally forty five minutes, Like damn, can
Speaker 2: we shut the fuck up?
Speaker 1: Let's be like food is soa gross but oh my god,
Speaker 1: candy and soda early, like five years old.
Speaker 2: We'll look at this well, I think it's oh, oh,
Speaker 2: what you're gonna say?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I think it's diabolical that cats
Speaker 1: don't live longer, Like it just makes no sense, Like
Speaker 1: so many animals live for so long. Why can't cats
Speaker 1: just live longer? And I know there's like a thing
Speaker 1: you can do to make them live longer, but bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't need it that bad, like thirty five thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: Like that's that's crazy. You're putting a number on life.
Speaker 1: It's like that one dude, Like, but I love azool
Speaker 1: so much and he's getting old.
Speaker 2: He's gonna, my god, it's gonna die. Assume did you
Speaker 2: know this will has thirty minutes?
Speaker 1: He has thirty minutes, thirty minutes, seven years old.
Speaker 2: He's young. Don't say that. Don't says like middle a.
Speaker 2: He's older than us.
Speaker 1: Is Al's a fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: Azul sucks dicking.
Speaker 1: But like at night when Azoula loves to lay on me,
Speaker 1: like on the couch, that's specifically Azula's We were talking
Speaker 1: about this. She's such a specific kind of cat, like
Speaker 1: she wants to be comforted in a very specific way,
Speaker 1: Like she's not a lap cat unless I'm on the couch.
Speaker 1: When I'm on the couch and we're all sitting around,
Speaker 1: that is the only time Azol will like beg to
Speaker 1: sit on my lap and just sit in my lap
Speaker 1: for hours. But in bed she will not lay on me.
Speaker 1: She has to be like next to me, but she
Speaker 1: doesn't want to be too next to me. But that's
Speaker 1: also because I accidentally kicked the fuck out of his zool.
Speaker 1: All the time in bed, like literally this balling around,
Speaker 1: he'll like go from up here to like near my feet,
Speaker 1: and every morning when I kick my feet out to stretch,
Speaker 1: I literally just like him off the bed. Sori, abe's
Speaker 1: my cat.
Speaker 2: That one dude, the guy that invented the life longing
Speaker 2: cat medication is no different and charging thirty five thousand
Speaker 2: dollars for it is no different from Martin whatever his
Speaker 2: fucking name is Scarelli, the dude that like bought HIV
Speaker 2: or AIDS medication and then and commodified it and made
Speaker 2: it thousands of dollars. And I think he did that
Speaker 2: with insulins who maybe.
Speaker 1: It's also I don't know if it's changed. I like
Speaker 1: the same thing with Narkhan, like the administrator to like
Speaker 1: so that Narkhan can be inhaled through your nose. That
Speaker 1: machine is like patented, and that's why it's so expensive.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's changed, but like that's why
Speaker 1: it's like fifty dollars for a pack, or maybe I
Speaker 1: haven't bought Narcan in a long time.
Speaker 2: I thought that was cheap. I carry by Narcan and
Speaker 2: put it in your fucking person, carried it around you
Speaker 2: never know.
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, for a Tupac it's forty five dollars. It's
Speaker 1: like incredibly expensive, and I think that's so fucked up.
Speaker 1: I just carry Narkan in my purse literally, not for
Speaker 1: anybody in our group, but just when we go to
Speaker 1: parties and stuff. I just like to have it because
Speaker 1: I'm also schizophrenic, and I'm scared of somebody dying around me,
Speaker 1: because that's my biggest fear.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Narcan, why is Drew Phillips bongee jumping video
Speaker 2: lowca serving sodom who saying hiding spot.
Speaker 1: Well that happy fall y'all, Happy fall y'all?
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? I love that?
Speaker 1: Like that meme is so south Park coded to me
Speaker 1: because to like pick the gayest narration voice and be
Speaker 1: talking about like Saddam who says hiding Spot is so
Speaker 1: south Park.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, God is good y'all. Yeah, Well, I
Speaker 2: had a dream, not a dream, a fucking nightmare. I've
Speaker 2: been having so many nightmares recently. I don't know what
Speaker 2: the fuck is going on in my head. Like literally,
Speaker 2: I took a nap in the middle of the day
Speaker 2: and had the worst nightmare of my life up until
Speaker 2: that night. Later that night, I had it topped it.
Speaker 2: But I don't even know what the fuck happened in
Speaker 2: my nap dream. But I was in like Mary Antoinette's
Speaker 2: like Versailles, like castle, like and I was just like
Speaker 2: trotting around, bitch. I had a knife and I was
Speaker 2: just like running around killing everybody. Like I was just
Speaker 2: stabbing people. And I didn't want to do it, but
Speaker 2: I just kept like like just like cutting bitch. Watching
Speaker 2: that Navy Seal video, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Uh, Drew showed me this video that scared him as
Speaker 1: a kiddidate literally made me laugh so fucking hard. And
Speaker 1: it's from Deadliest Warrior and it's like a Navy Seal
Speaker 1: guy stabbing like a ballistic dummy, he said he saw
Speaker 1: as a kid and it made him so scared. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is literally the most ridiculous shit ever.
Speaker 1: That video is so fucking funny and ridiculous, and humans
Speaker 1: are insane people like, yeah, the humans are ballistic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ballistic gel bodies. But in that same dream, I
Speaker 2: woke up in my dream next to my mom in
Speaker 2: like my childhood home, Like I woke up in bed
Speaker 2: next to her, and I got out of bed and
Speaker 2: I walked around and there was like thirty cats all
Speaker 2: around us. And I walked around to the other side
Speaker 2: of the bed and my mom was sleeping on a
Speaker 2: vape and I went to like grab the vape and
Speaker 2: she was like, what are you doing? And then I
Speaker 2: just like woke up like it was fucking weird as shit.
Speaker 2: And then later that night I had another dream nightmare
Speaker 2: that woke me up. I've never been woken up by
Speaker 2: like my body being in such terror and fear, and
Speaker 2: I was like literally woken up out of my sleep
Speaker 2: with my heart rate like at like fucking two hundred
Speaker 2: and I was like sweating profusely, and it took me
Speaker 2: like an hour to get back to sleep and I
Speaker 2: already only sleeped four hours of fucking night. Bitch, I
Speaker 2: can't sleep past six am. It is like killing it
Speaker 2: is killing me. I think I'm actually going crazy.
Speaker 1: We have the complete opposite like bodies in terms of sleep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I can just sleep for fucking ever. It is
Speaker 1: so bad. I just sleep. Also, as you were talking
Speaker 1: about nightmares, I don't have good dreams. I only have nightmares.
Speaker 1: I literally all of my like they're not always like
Speaker 1: destructive like awful nightmares. All of my dreams are only
Speaker 1: like me being completely embarrassed, humiliated, dehumanized, like embarrassed. Like
Speaker 1: every dream I've ever told you about, it's like me
Speaker 1: in a situation where it's just me anxious and uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: In all of my dreams, I never have a dream
Speaker 1: where it's like that's so funny. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't have like the magic carpet dreams where it's like
Speaker 1: that one video of the guy like flying around, like
Speaker 1: what my dreams look like. I don't have that him.
Speaker 1: Mine is like I was people who I assume hate me,
Speaker 1: and they were making fun of me, and I had
Speaker 1: to just act normal and act like I didn't give
Speaker 1: a fuck and it was awful, and I was being
Speaker 1: chasing and they saw me naked and it was so humiliating,
Speaker 1: and one of them took a picture, and like, that's
Speaker 1: literally what my dreams.
Speaker 2: Look like mine. I have good ones, like amazing dreams,
Speaker 2: like the best dreams ever, but my dark sided, twisted,
Speaker 2: fucking brain will conjure up the most evil shit. I
Speaker 2: will never forget my friends and family being literally lined
Speaker 2: up in front of me with like chains around their hands,
Speaker 2: like behind their back and at their feet, one by
Speaker 2: one being set a blaze like oh fuck, no, we
Speaker 2: don't need to get like melting, like, oh, we don't
Speaker 2: need to get into it.
Speaker 1: But I think, like it is really scary how because
Speaker 1: I like, I feel like this year I've had more nightmares,
Speaker 1: but this year I've like had really bad anxiety, and
Speaker 1: I think that's part of it. And then my like
Speaker 1: scariest dreams I've ever had, the time frames in which
Speaker 1: I had them, it kind of very curious what was
Speaker 1: happening in my life, like any like I can't even
Speaker 1: talk about it, Like the dreams, the dream your voice,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, recently I had it. The last time
Speaker 1: I woke up crying from a dream was when you
Speaker 1: died in my dream and it was so so at No,
Speaker 1: I don't really remember how you died, but I remember
Speaker 1: in the dream I saw you die, and like or
Speaker 1: I don't think I saw you die. I think I
Speaker 1: got the news and it was just like even the
Speaker 1: news of it, like I I couldn't like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't want to about it. All I can think
Speaker 1: about too is like in I need to finish it.
Speaker 1: But in Joan Didion's book, which one is it Year
Speaker 1: of Magical Thinking, when like she kind of remarks how
Speaker 1: death is like the most human thing that you can experience,
Speaker 1: like it is the most grounding thing, but it's like
Speaker 1: the most reality bending, Like.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't guys, no, death is I'm literally gonna
Speaker 2: freak out. Let's watch this random video. I have no idea,
Speaker 2: but it's of us, and I have it in my
Speaker 2: notes to talk about.
Speaker 1: There's actually gonna be a female president next.
Speaker 2: Year, leaked cirl. What the fuck was that?
Speaker 1: Next year? Something big is happening?
Speaker 2: That was insane?
Speaker 1: What if Joe Biden dies next year and I'm the
Speaker 1: one who predicted that? Are you saying no, I'm saying
Speaker 1: Kamala hair the.
Speaker 2: Way you low key predicted that ship.
Speaker 1: Y'all better make it happen so I can write a book.
Speaker 1: Y'all better make it happen.
Speaker 2: So I can write down that shit fucking happen. Make
Speaker 2: that shit fucking happen. I'm like sweating because my hair
Speaker 2: is wet.
Speaker 1: I'm sweating so bad. I sweat really bad when I'm
Speaker 1: on the podcast, and then I get really embarrassed because
Speaker 1: like a lot of times you can see my sweat stains.
Speaker 1: But like I'm just trying to show you all that
Speaker 1: like hot girl sweat lot.
Speaker 2: Look at this curl.
Speaker 1: I know it's very I almost said it's very geriatric,
Speaker 1: but like you're not old, so bouncy.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: We need to do something about our hair. We look
Speaker 1: to I need bangs or something again, but I feel
Speaker 1: like bangs would make it work.
Speaker 2: Just wait after big announcement at the end of the year,
Speaker 2: I can cut my hair and I'm gonna do something drastic.
Speaker 1: It's like uh Nikki tutorials when she's like time for
Speaker 1: my hair and she like changes it and literally she
Speaker 1: added like a little pink something.
Speaker 2: It was like one shade, darker shade.
Speaker 1: She's like, I've done something crazy. I would love to
Speaker 1: do something with my hair. I'm gonna get a haircut
Speaker 1: tomorrow and I hate it's just a hair trim, But
Speaker 1: I hate getting haircuts and hair trimps because I'm so
Speaker 1: obsessed with my hair, Like i want my hair to
Speaker 1: be longer, but I'm starting to realize, like I don't
Speaker 1: think my hair can get any longer than it is.
Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty sure most people have like a certain
Speaker 1: length their hair can get. Granted, my hair is curly,
Speaker 1: so like when I straighten it, it looks a little longer,
Speaker 1: but it's like my hair is a curly enough that
Speaker 1: there's that big of a difference, at least in my eyes.
Speaker 1: But when they when I get a hair trim, I
Speaker 1: feel like someone's stealing my hair. Like it's like they're
Speaker 1: taking my hair. When I got a haircut for New
Speaker 1: Year's like the top of this year, I got a
Speaker 1: haircut and I fucked up and I didn't tell the
Speaker 1: girl that my hair was naturally curly. I went in
Speaker 1: there with straightened hair and I was like, I need
Speaker 1: a hair trim, and she didn't wet my hair. She
Speaker 1: gave me like a dry cut first and then wet
Speaker 1: my hair. And I could see how much she cut off.
Speaker 1: She cut so much of my fucking hair off. I
Speaker 1: literally left there and I felt like my hair got stolen.
Speaker 1: Like I literally felt like someone stole my hair, like
Speaker 1: they took my hair. That's what I feel like when
Speaker 1: I go to a hair salon, like I'm paying them
Speaker 1: to take my hair. I'm paying them to take something
Speaker 1: that's me.
Speaker 2: Had a nail salon, when they cut my nails, I
Speaker 2: feel powerless, Like I'm literally like why, Like I literally
Speaker 2: lose like ten percent of my part.
Speaker 1: I need to get my nails done so bad. I've
Speaker 1: been biting my nails so bad. This is like the
Speaker 1: worst it's been in a long bloody battered. And I
Speaker 1: don't know why though, Like I think my brain is
Speaker 1: just moving and I like have to bite on something.
Speaker 1: I literally might become one of those people who has
Speaker 1: like a chew toy on my necklace. Like I'm not
Speaker 1: even a blank. I low key just needs something because
Speaker 1: it's mainly when I'm at home at night that's when oh,
Speaker 1: the biting begins. The biting begins, So I need to
Speaker 1: like have like or when I'm working on my laptop,
Speaker 1: I need like something to chew on. While I'm doing that,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll pull a Lucky Blue Smith and start chewing on.
Speaker 2: Fucking Have you seen that clip of them eating gross food? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's killing me.
Speaker 1: When also the gross food in question is like a
Speaker 1: cinnamon roll.
Speaker 2: They're like, I know when Nara was like, this is
Speaker 2: my first time having cinnabon and ate it and she
Speaker 2: was like that was nasty, I was like, you are
Speaker 2: not real, Like that's that is a crazy take. I
Speaker 2: get it. I get it.
Speaker 1: I will say I don't think I've ever had cinnabon.
Speaker 1: I've had Auntie Ann's, but I haven't had cinnamon.
Speaker 2: We need to go to Crumble Cookie. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I want fucking crumble cookie. I have one and Crumble
Speaker 2: cookie for like the last cookie for like the last
Speaker 2: fucking weekend.
Speaker 1: I guess I can't get behind crumble cookie. I've never
Speaker 1: had any of it, but like, ooh, it's just But
Speaker 1: that's also because I'm not like a sweet girl like
Speaker 1: I like my snack.
Speaker 2: You didn't like the waffle with cookie? Oh me and
Speaker 2: rain fucked up?
Speaker 1: Like they sat on the counter so bad, because like
Speaker 1: I hate like when somebody's excited about food and it's
Speaker 1: like not hitting for me. So I like took a
Speaker 1: few bites, but I tried, like I went and got
Speaker 1: another snack.
Speaker 2: To eat, because yeah, this is not you know, I
Speaker 2: need crumble cookie, I need Cinnabon, and I need Auntie
Speaker 2: Ann's or Antiennes.
Speaker 1: I think I'm just like I'm like a texture. Okay,
Speaker 1: we can't keep talking about food, I know, damn can
Speaker 1: we shut the fuck like fuck dude, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: well we can't. And muck bangs are devil worship.
Speaker 2: No literally, Okay. I saw this guy talking about how
Speaker 2: muck bangs have become like like you have been captured
Speaker 2: by the devil like it at this point, like it
Speaker 2: is pure gluttony, it is a sin like the it
Speaker 2: is demonic energy. Like once you see those goddamn black
Speaker 2: gloves come out, like the black like latex gloves, you
Speaker 2: know they're possessed by a demon.
Speaker 1: Like all.
Speaker 2: With the sauce and we're still fucking talking about food somehowels,
Speaker 2: I know it's good.
Speaker 1: I know it's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Okay, make the fucking sauce.
Speaker 1: Okay, that looks yummy. The thing is, I don't trust
Speaker 1: Chipotle because I've thrown it up multiple times from being
Speaker 1: sick from it, and that's all I'll say, Oh, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're done. We're done with the fucking food talking.
Speaker 2: There's there's a way to do it. But it gets
Speaker 2: to a point, that's what I'll say. It gets to
Speaker 2: a point where you're doing a lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, well something is happening, yes, I that thing is
Speaker 1: always happening. What's up with the nostalgia predicting? Have you
Speaker 1: been seeing that as people being like this is like
Speaker 1: we're gonna look back and like think about summer twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. People already predicting that. I'm like, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
Speaker 1: gots moment, live in the moment. Please please please, pa
Speaker 1: please plea please don't talk about the future. Don't talk
Speaker 1: about the future. The future doesn't exist. The future doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, is like, I don't know if we
Speaker 1: just have the brains that because we were just like
Speaker 1: depressed mongrels and we're like not.
Speaker 2: I wasn't supposed to live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I liked. I didn't expect to be alive this long.
Speaker 1: And I'm very grateful that I am. I'm very grateful
Speaker 1: I met the people that I did in my life
Speaker 1: became much much better. But I can't like think about
Speaker 1: the future. I can't stand when a bitch is like,
Speaker 1: what are you, sir? A six month plan? Bitch, I
Speaker 1: don't fucking know what are you talking about? Like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I like, but also my brain's just broken,
Speaker 1: and like we were even talking about travel plans for
Speaker 1: summer and both of us were like, man, should we
Speaker 1: like book that though, because are we going to be alive?
Speaker 1: And I was like, what are we talking about? Like literally,
Speaker 1: what are we talking about? But I'm just like constantly
Speaker 1: fearful of my mortality, So I don't like to think
Speaker 1: in the future because I'm like, you can't plan for that,
Speaker 1: Like who knows what's gonna happ because I'm crazy.
Speaker 2: The trick to conquering your depression is to give yourself
Speaker 2: something to look forward to. Order that fucking shirt, order
Speaker 2: that fucking whatever. Had any parcels like Enya has been
Speaker 2: parcel list. It's like genuinely shocking. I've been getting parcels
Speaker 2: I got, bitch, I just realized I bought that fucking
Speaker 2: camera for nothing.
Speaker 1: No you didn't, because we can use the fuck out
Speaker 1: of that. That's like a really good camera to app.
Speaker 2: I guess I don't leave the house though, Like if
Speaker 2: you look at the camera role, it's like it's like
Speaker 2: eighty six shops.
Speaker 1: No, that's been mine too. It's been making me really sad.
Speaker 1: I used to like go out and like explore the world.
Speaker 2: We used to do things. What happened to us well,
Speaker 2: because we.
Speaker 1: Became like anxiety induced homebodies.
Speaker 2: It's really sad, Like we really used to like just
Speaker 2: go places and do things. Can we like, actually like tomorrow,
Speaker 2: just drive to Big sir?
Speaker 1: Not tomorrow, but we could go on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: That's okay, let's do it, and let's invite Barbie. That'd
Speaker 2: be actually so wouldn't that be fun? I'm texting her?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've become just such a homebody, Like I
Speaker 1: have separation anxiety from the house now, and it makes
Speaker 1: me really sad because I used to make it a
Speaker 1: point to like fill my days with things. But thankfully
Speaker 1: I have friends who still like expect.
Speaker 2: To doing her big like one big relax I.
Speaker 1: Mean you should still just like invite her, to invite her,
Speaker 1: because that's kind of a relaxing like retreat and we
Speaker 1: wouldn't be doing anything serious. But yeah, I.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something something, something needs to change.
Speaker 1: Something literally just shifted.
Speaker 2: There actually might have been a shift.
Speaker 1: I felt that, But I feel kind of like good
Speaker 1: about the shift.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you feel that, I actually do too,
Speaker 2: Like I think that, No, I feel I think talking
Speaker 2: about these issues, y'all, I don't think you'll understand how
Speaker 2: bad my reclusivity has gotten. I've just started writing scripts.
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking bored.
Speaker 1: Like, I think it's kind of happened to our whole
Speaker 1: group too, like our whole friend group. It's just we've
Speaker 1: all just become like, yeah, we like are people who
Speaker 1: I think, which this is funny to say, because obviously
Speaker 1: there are people who like whose jobs are much more demanding.
Speaker 1: But I think like we all just got kind of
Speaker 1: like super involved in our own work and we only
Speaker 1: have like such crazy I think it's because our work
Speaker 1: entails such a social aspect to it that like, now,
Speaker 1: continuing social lives outside of it is really difficult for
Speaker 1: all of us, So we've all kind of just reclused away.
Speaker 1: And it's also just like getting older, like it's so.
Speaker 2: It's growing so crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm like in that in between spot where I'm looking
Speaker 1: at a group and I'm like, oh my god, we're
Speaker 1: like we're doing it, like we're all getting older together
Speaker 1: and that makes me really happy. But then I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm turning twenty six. You're turning twenty seven,
Speaker 1: like Orion's twenty eight, Like yeah, eighteen. Sorry, I always
Speaker 1: forget there's a ten year age gap, but like all
Speaker 1: of us are like growing older, and it's like, so
Speaker 1: it's fun. It's so weird, but it is. It is nice.
Speaker 2: I remember one time I laid on the floor, drunk
Speaker 2: as fuck in Orion's lap, sobbing, literally sobbing thinking about
Speaker 2: not being friends with y'all. It was literally like and
Speaker 2: she was like, girl, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: And it was what I needed to hear at the moment.
Speaker 2: But I was literally just like we're all getting like older,
Speaker 2: and like we're like changing and like we're gonna drift
Speaker 2: apart one day and all this shit. And then she
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, no, we're not, like chill the fuck out,
Speaker 2: No we're not. But like there just is just like
Speaker 2: a natural like distance that like happens over time, and
Speaker 2: like people get partners and they do their thing just scary.
Speaker 1: It's scared, but it's sweet when we all come together. Still,
Speaker 1: it's like all like when we went to Josie's house,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I haven't felt this
Speaker 1: feeling in a while, and we're like it feels like
Speaker 1: we're kids again and it's really sweet. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: getting older, we're having growing paints. But also like I
Speaker 1: feel kind of fine about it. I'm just like in
Speaker 1: a weird transitional period because I'm scared.
Speaker 2: The shakers and movers are shaking and moving. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the thing that's happening, is like there's a lot of
Speaker 2: shaking and moving going on, and there's not a lot
Speaker 2: of news in media reporting the shakers and movers, because
Speaker 2: like where is the news in the media?
Speaker 1: The news? Can you believe they're s soul making content?
Speaker 1: Like that's beautiful, that'scating.
Speaker 2: That is a love story.
Speaker 1: Also, like that almost goes to prove to you when
Speaker 1: like something isn't as profitable, it just stays a passion
Speaker 1: and you continue to do it because it's literally a passion.
Speaker 1: One last thing I'll say is I degaff about cookies.
Speaker 1: I will be accepting cookies till the day I die.
Speaker 1: One thing about on the computer, Yeah, one thing about
Speaker 1: me is I will be accepting cookies. They make it
Speaker 1: like I'm just I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I made it too easy to give away your information,
Speaker 2: so you don't even fucking think about it anymore.
Speaker 1: I know, Like I just don't give a fuck. Also,
Speaker 1: it's like too complicated to like go through the checklist
Speaker 1: of what I will accept and not accept. I'd rather
Speaker 1: just accept all the cookies, Like what are you gonna
Speaker 1: do fucking email me? I don't give a fuck, Like
Speaker 1: I'll just like unsubscribe and put you in the spam folder,
Speaker 1: like I don't give a fuck. But actually there was
Speaker 1: something the other day that I was like, why the
Speaker 1: fuck are you texting me about this?
Speaker 2: Like I know.
Speaker 1: I'm on both ends where I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: about cookies, but also why the fuck are you texting
Speaker 1: me about like underwear? Like I don't need you to
Speaker 1: text me as a reminder to buy more underwear, Like
Speaker 1: are you crazy?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 1: I know I need to buy underwear, but I actually
Speaker 1: do need to buy more underwear. I need to buy
Speaker 1: a new bral. It's like none of my shit fits me.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get a burst reduction. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get a burst reduction if anybody cares, No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: The thing is that that just sounds like so much work,
Speaker 1: like stuff like that sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 1: Like that's like why I can't get my nails done
Speaker 1: because for some reason, sitting in a salon for two hours.
Speaker 2: Leaving the house, I'm just like, broh, it is a
Speaker 2: job to leave the house. And I might just like
Speaker 2: low ki be severely depressed and not even realize it.
Speaker 2: But like going out into the world like okay, cool,
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna go spend seventy bucks like cool, Like yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd rather just stay home, like I'd rather literally just
Speaker 2: rotten bed and use my fucking phone.
Speaker 1: But then once it's like five pm in the sun
Speaker 1: is going down, I'm like, I've wasted the sun.
Speaker 2: The sun.
Speaker 1: I need the sun. I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: The first time in a very long time. I got
Speaker 2: that feeling yesterday where I was just like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: like I haven't left the house in like a week.
Speaker 2: The only time I left was to like get skincare.
Speaker 1: You know how I know my medication is working. I've
Speaker 1: been wearing this shirt for over twenty four hours and
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. That's sad, crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: And I didn't shower yesterday, but like I stayed home
Speaker 1: all day. I don't want anybody to call me gross.
Speaker 1: I'm not gross. But I have good news. Everybody who
Speaker 1: via the po cast set I had OCD.
Speaker 2: CONGRATSY were right, you were right, and you got her diagnoses.
Speaker 1: I got diagnosed with a plethora of beautiful labels. Thank
Speaker 1: the heavens.
Speaker 2: And now you know and how it has your life changed.
Speaker 1: There's still little things. There's still little.
Speaker 2: Things that are the knocking on wood. It will, I think,
Speaker 2: be with me till the day I die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think. I cannot do it like it's and.
Speaker 2: Even saying it, I'm like, I have to do it
Speaker 2: if i'd say it.
Speaker 1: My psychiatrist told me that I should just write a
Speaker 1: list of things that I know I still do and
Speaker 1: that I can recognize that I do. But I was like,
Speaker 1: I literally said it. I was like, talking on wood
Speaker 1: won't kill me. And he was like yeah, but You're
Speaker 1: like that's how it becomes like a bigger thing. And
Speaker 1: I was like, you're crazy, man, You're crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking crazy. You calling me crazy, You're crazy, but
Speaker 2: it is You're fucking crazy. Oh my god, now you're
Speaker 2: fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I still do have to wash my hands a lot
Speaker 1: after I eat certain things, Like yesterday, those chicken wings
Speaker 1: really really really stained my fingers and I washed them
Speaker 1: like five six times, but the smell would't go away.
Speaker 1: And then I do this thing where, Okay, this is
Speaker 1: a bit crazy to admit, I do this thing where
Speaker 1: like sometimes when my fingers I feel like they still
Speaker 1: smell like food, I will literally like wash like basically
Speaker 1: the inside of my nostrils because I'm convinced that, like
Speaker 1: from putting my fingers here, I've stained my nose. And
Speaker 1: sometimes it works, and then other times I just like
Speaker 1: get a bunch of SOAPSU.
Speaker 2: Your sister mentioned once about a big mac staining your upper.
Speaker 1: Lip, well her upper left. You know what, maybe she
Speaker 1: also fucking has oc.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, not to diagnose, but possibly also. It is
Speaker 2: crazy how certain compliments that I have gotten. I don't
Speaker 2: know how I got to this point, but Jonathan one
Speaker 2: time said to me, I very rarely get compliments, like
Speaker 2: very rarely I passed them out. I love telling people
Speaker 2: they look good it's like my favorite thing. It's just
Speaker 2: catching catching them off guard and seeing them blush a
Speaker 2: little and like like, oh, what is up. It's my
Speaker 2: favorite thing in the world to do. I don't get
Speaker 2: that in return. But one thing I compliment you, you
Speaker 2: compliment me, you compliment me. But one thing that I said,
Speaker 2: or that Jonathan said to me, literally changed my life forever,
Speaker 2: because I have a big, fucking, nasty, giant nose. But
Speaker 2: Jonathan one time looked at me and he was like, true,
Speaker 2: like you have like a beautiful nose, Like you have
Speaker 2: a perfect nose. And I have been living off that
Speaker 2: compliment for literally three years. I am not exaggerating. And
Speaker 2: then there was one other thing that someone said they're
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god. Like but that the
Speaker 2: same goes for the opposite direction, like there are certain
Speaker 2: things that people have pointed out that literally haunt me.
Speaker 2: They haunt me, and I want to, oh, I won't say.
Speaker 2: I won't say because people can't know my insecurities.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I genuinely think you were like one
Speaker 1: of the most attractive people.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: You mean it, like in an alternate universe we were
Speaker 1: supposed to date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very glad we didn't.
Speaker 1: Like I'm very glad we didn't. We would we would
Speaker 1: kill each other.
Speaker 2: We would.
Speaker 1: We would be the bitches who were fist fighting behind
Speaker 1: closed doors, like we would start fucking hitting, Like my
Speaker 1: ID story would be full of like I love him
Speaker 1: so much. No, it would be like, bitch, fuck you,
Speaker 1: I'll kill you, Anthiona Apple, like that's what my IG
Speaker 1: story would be.
Speaker 2: Bitch called the cops out of sex with them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we were supposed to date, but like, thank
Speaker 1: god we didn't. That's what I feel about, Like Sophieople,
Speaker 1: I know who I'm very close to, is like there
Speaker 1: was a world where I was supposed to date that person.
Speaker 1: I'm like, thank god, oh thank you would have killed each.
Speaker 2: Other, Drews, I have corner now though Okay, I didn't
Speaker 2: write any of these down. These are all straight pulled
Speaker 2: from my email, so keep that in mind. This is
Speaker 2: from and I accidentally don't someone last week, so I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm not gonna say last names anymore, but Susanne,
Speaker 2: you know who you are, mother should have named Oh wait, damn,
Speaker 2: I'm so bad at reading, bro Like what, I really
Speaker 2: don't know where it went wrong?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know where we're wrong. The thing is,
Speaker 1: you're really smart. I think it's not like it's not intelligence.
Speaker 2: My brain is No.
Speaker 1: I think I genuinely think you have dyslexia. But again
Speaker 1: we're sitting here like diagnosed.
Speaker 2: Her mother should have named her twelve because she doesn't cook,
Speaker 2: doesn't clean, doesn't do anything. That's literally you and you leaves.
Speaker 2: You can tell how long Inya leaves dishes in the
Speaker 2: sinks by how many mugs are in the sink. And
Speaker 2: we are on day fourteen right now. All I'm kidding, no,
Speaker 2: I use okay, this is actually gross to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I say, you're disgusting.
Speaker 2: I have used the same Mason jar to drink my
Speaker 2: concoction every morning for the last like month.
Speaker 1: And like I've cleaned the dark as he drinks chlorophyll
Speaker 1: out of it, and I've literally washed the green away
Speaker 1: multiple times. And then at this point I don't clean
Speaker 1: his Mason jarks. I'm like, dude, it's literally I feel.
Speaker 2: Like seasoning a coffee.
Speaker 1: No, you're like a You're like the the kids who
Speaker 1: like are pheromout maxing. Oh yeah, with your cup, your
Speaker 1: breath maxing.
Speaker 2: Breath maxing. This is just a certified classic from fab never.
Speaker 1: Smelled your breath and been like your breath stinks?
Speaker 2: Period?
Speaker 1: Have you ever smelled my breath?
Speaker 2: You smell my breath on everything? On God, I haven't.
Speaker 2: There are certain people that I have and I will
Speaker 2: not name that.
Speaker 1: I feel like the worst my breath can be is
Speaker 1: like it smells like coffee.
Speaker 2: The worst my breath can be is after I eat
Speaker 2: cheese or milk and like three hours later.
Speaker 1: That's like the way word never smell your breathrown. We
Speaker 1: begin in closest fun.
Speaker 2: We like snuggling bed and shit. This is from at
Speaker 2: fab dt la underscore on Twitter. This is just like
Speaker 2: a certified fucking classic. Youw she fucked the weed man
Speaker 2: for weed a bitch. That's fucking the text man for
Speaker 2: text valid, very valid. I hate when I tell someone
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be there in ten minutes and they're calling
Speaker 2: me every half hour.
Speaker 1: That's literally me.
Speaker 2: Wait, I just got that one. I just got like,
Speaker 2: I just got that. That is literally you. If she
Speaker 2: drives a Honda, there's a hojo in duh car. Josie.
Speaker 2: The cloth I'm cut from is sold out permanently.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Why tornadoes never hit banks, blow some money over here,
Speaker 2: and motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I think I've actually seen in a one of the
Speaker 1: tornado videos. I watched that a tornado did hit a
Speaker 1: bank and the only thing left standing was the safe,
Speaker 1: and everybody hit in the safe.
Speaker 2: Oh they I think that was the grocery or the
Speaker 2: cooler at the gas station. Oh it was smoking button
Speaker 2: naked and just drop some of the blunt on my balls.
Speaker 2: I scrum so fucking loud, scrum crumped.
Speaker 1: How were you supposed to say? I screamed, screaming.
Speaker 2: I think I screamed, That's what I would say. I screamed,
Speaker 2: I asked, I'm gonna start saying. I scrummed. Motherfuckers can't
Speaker 2: wait to tell your business. That's why I'd be lying.
Speaker 2: You thought it was tea, and the whole time it
Speaker 2: was piss. You thought it was tea. The whole time
Speaker 2: it was piss.
Speaker 1: The term lying is the most fun a girl can
Speaker 1: have without taking her clothes off is so crazy because
Speaker 1: that's insinuating that, like lying is less fun than having
Speaker 1: sex with a man, and I got bad news. For
Speaker 1: the most part, lying is way more fun.
Speaker 2: This is a banger. How are you gay and can't dress?
Speaker 2: What the fuck were you doing the whole time you
Speaker 2: was in the closet.
Speaker 1: That's a really good Yeah, that was Marina Marina.
Speaker 2: Joints, Marina Joitcy. Y'all, we need a new Marina Joitsy
Speaker 2: really fucking badly, Like we need someone that, like the
Speaker 2: there is one.
Speaker 1: You are the new Marina Joinsy. Like people who don't
Speaker 1: know you who find you are so confused by you.
Speaker 1: It's so awesome. I wish I had that. But people
Speaker 1: who don't know about me and find me, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this missy girl. But the only thing they don't know
Speaker 1: is that I'm actually really funny.
Speaker 2: The one thing they don't know is that I am celibate.
Speaker 1: You're so brave mm hmm. That would be my biggest issue.
Speaker 1: It's like, I actually know at this point, I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck about sex, Like it really is true.
Speaker 1: The older you get, the less you care about fucking sacks.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure for most people, like for a lot
Speaker 1: of people that's not the case. But bitch, I couldn't
Speaker 1: give a fuck about having sex, Like it is not
Speaker 1: something that like wait, crosses my mind ever.
Speaker 2: Having a porn addiction is gay as fuck. Yeah, like,
Speaker 2: how the fuck are you addicted to watching someone else
Speaker 2: get pussy? Like, hello, hello, you're gay? You nasty if
Speaker 2: you take your cup in the bathroom and let the
Speaker 2: doodo air get on it, that's India with her coffee
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 1: Bro, I don't give a fuck. See that's how whatever,
Speaker 1: that's how I should have knew it was OCD because
Speaker 1: I that like, that doesn't apply to me. That just
Speaker 1: makes no sense.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's all I got for y'all. Shout out to.
Speaker 1: When is ohji is available?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we just pushed the new update. We just
Speaker 2: pushed the new update for drumoji. I don't think y'all
Speaker 2: want drumoji bad enough.
Speaker 1: I use it all the fun.
Speaker 2: I know everybody. I can see how many drumojis have
Speaker 2: been used, and it is crazy how many, Like literally
Speaker 2: everybody I've sent it to uses it regularly.
Speaker 1: I like love it really. Yesterday I was texting my
Speaker 1: sister and I was being like crazy and I was
Speaker 1: like saying a bunch of stuff to her and then
Speaker 1: I ended it. Oh no, we got a glue that
Speaker 1: all her wing is broken.
Speaker 2: It's so sad her victorious secret wings.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Speaker 2: still happening?
Speaker 1: I think so you're gonna get your wings A right,
Speaker 1: I need to sended your mojie to O Ryan, I
Speaker 1: miss Oriyan all.
Speaker 2: Right, everybody, ma alright? Oh oh oh Ryan body parts?
Speaker 1: Wait? What the hell? Wait? Where's my guy? Wait?
Speaker 2: Get rid of my at the bottom, very last bottom.
Speaker 1: Oh that's my favorite one. I love that one. This
Speaker 1: is my favorite.
Speaker 4: I love that one.
Speaker 1: I love you. You make me so happy.
Speaker 2: You make me so happy you.
Speaker 1: There are like few people who like when I think
Speaker 1: of them, like I literally get like bursts of love.
Speaker 1: Like I literally get a what is it called that
Speaker 1: couple that was like love surge and they were like
Speaker 1: freaking out. I get that because I have that with
Speaker 1: like you, Josie, Orian Rain, Josh Lucas Christian, like all
Speaker 1: people I think of it, I'm like, oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: But like with Josiah, it's like different, like with you,
Speaker 1: and Josiah's different like Josiah's my son, but like not really,
Speaker 1: but like all I loved. Oh, I love my friends.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you guys for watching. I'm gonna ship.
Speaker 1: That's like literally my ritual as we do the podcast.
Speaker 2: And then I and I go nonverbal for four hours.
Speaker 4: My sh