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<v Speaker 1>Well, cryptic pregnancy should be illegal. Fan fan, cryptic pregnancies.

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<v Speaker 1>That is evil. That is evil, evil evil. A woman's

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<v Speaker 1>life is suffering, Like, are you fucking kidding me? I

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<v Speaker 1>could just be pregnant and I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the scariest shit I have ever heard in

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<v Speaker 2>my life. That like, bitch, like people like party and

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<v Speaker 2>drink and do drugs exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Always my immediate thought when someone's like, yeah, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a cryptic pregnancy, I'm like, that baby is gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol immediately. Yeah, but that's also be assuming. Most people

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<v Speaker 1>are just like drinking often, like maybe a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people don't actually drink that much. But I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I feel like cryptic pregnancies, I usually see it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a younger person who has it, and I'm like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that baby was at the frat parties, Like

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<v Speaker 1>that baby was out with y'all, like y'all need What

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<v Speaker 1>y'all were supposed to be doing was calling an uber

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<v Speaker 1>x L because there was an extra fucking passenger.

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<v Speaker 2>That okay, but wait, the tea is is like drinking

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<v Speaker 2>while pregnant? Really that bad? Two podcasters get my start talking, Maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Just start talking, like you know it literally like a

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<v Speaker 1>wine a day with like a glass of wine a

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<v Speaker 1>day with your pregnant when you're pregnant is like not that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, my wife drank a quarter of fireball every night.

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<v Speaker 2>Your wife while she was pregnant with me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, your wife is pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she gave birth to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Your wife gave birth to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you're eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, held to your mom, she's eighteen as well.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom is my wife, my life.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, cryptic pregnancies are really really creeping me the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck out. I would be so mad, I would feel so.

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<v Speaker 1>But also it's because I don't want kids. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like most people who have cryptic pregnancies, it's like fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to do this right now, but like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm down for this, bitch. I don't want babies. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want kids. I don't want kids. I don't want kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want kids. I don't want kids. Watch me

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<v Speaker 1>end up having kids. You're gonna have to see all

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<v Speaker 1>this content of me being like, fuck kids, fuck kids,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate kids. I don't want kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I think something is gonna click in your brain and

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna want kids one day.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. The thing is, I feel like so

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<v Speaker 1>many women I know have always had like a maternal

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<v Speaker 1>instinct and have the women I know who want kids

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<v Speaker 1>have always wanted kids. They never went from being like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck kids to being like, I think I'm ready, So

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Also, it doesn't work too that all

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<v Speaker 1>of my friends, for the most part, all of my

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<v Speaker 1>homegirls are like, bitch, I do not want fucking kids.

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<v Speaker 1>So like we're literally in the witches club. We're like

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<v Speaker 1>literally all evil.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're all evil witches who don't believe in having

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<v Speaker 3>like offspring.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn I want children?

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<v Speaker 3>Then right, well, what's your birth plan? Are you gonna

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<v Speaker 3>do a natural birth?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you could have a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna carry my child.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing is Drew's asking that before, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>been like.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, health, we wouldn't make awesome as babies though, and

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<v Speaker 2>you would have nothing to do with the child afterwards.

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<v Speaker 2>I would raise it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you allowed to take antidepressants and stuff while you're pregnant?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh, per but like no, babies inside produce natural

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<v Speaker 2>hormones that make women happier.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. I think the opposite.

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<v Speaker 2>Appen the postpartum depression is the most diabolical shit. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>women's life really is suffering, That's what I'm saying, And

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<v Speaker 2>it's suffering in silent.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, the baby like sucks all of your life and

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<v Speaker 1>juices from you. I will say, though, like I do

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<v Speaker 1>think motherhood is beautiful, but I just don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>calling to it. But every time I see somebody like

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<v Speaker 1>I either relatively know or just somebody in general with

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<v Speaker 1>their baby, it makes me so happy. But also I

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<v Speaker 1>never got to have a mother, so I don't believe

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<v Speaker 1>that I should be anybody's mother.

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<v Speaker 2>Awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>People get so confused because I say stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'm like my mom and then they're like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confused, this is her mom dead?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, set the record.

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<v Speaker 1>There layers to this shit, bro, Like, there's layers to

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<v Speaker 1>this ship. My stepmom is my Mommy my birth mom

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<v Speaker 1>is dead. Hope that cleared everything up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm yeah, I'm glad it brings you joy. Why Why

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<v Speaker 3>does my mom's death bring you joy?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's just because I have you all

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<v Speaker 2>to myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. Yeah. If Drew's ever said I'm like, oh my

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<v Speaker 1>mom's dead, and he literally starts like jumping up and

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<v Speaker 1>like jumping around in his room.

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<v Speaker 2>That is literally not true.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so yeah, it's not true, because if you jumped

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<v Speaker 3>on a bed and started jumping around, you would fucking faint.

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<v Speaker 2>No bitch, I've been standing up and like on the

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<v Speaker 2>verge of fainting for the last like three days. And

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<v Speaker 2>I have like a blood or like a heart rate

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<v Speaker 2>monitor that like checks blood pressure too, And I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>Oh why I got it? I just I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh because my mom was my older brother got diagnosed

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<v Speaker 2>with like POTS when he was like twenty or something

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<v Speaker 2>like that, and it was around the time that I

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<v Speaker 2>was like going through the same shit. My mom was like,

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<v Speaker 2>like I think it's called like post something tachycardia, like

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<v Speaker 2>orthostatic tacocardia. It's like your heart rate is just like

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<v Speaker 2>naturally higher, and when you stand up, like your heart

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<v Speaker 2>rate like skyrockets, and like h A lot of gearros

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<v Speaker 2>have it. But boys can get pots too, So my

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<v Speaker 2>mom just like got me a heart rate monitor.

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<v Speaker 1>Boys deserve to have pots.

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<v Speaker 2>No boy, literally boys can have pots. Two girls can

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<v Speaker 2>have autism as well. It's not just adhd oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for bringing awareness to the misdiagnosis. Of many

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<v Speaker 1>women across the country.

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<v Speaker 2>I tour, I tour.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even remember what the Oh that's why you

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<v Speaker 1>have that stupid fuck monitor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I was like, oh, let me, what was

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<v Speaker 2>I even I don't even know if.

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<v Speaker 1>You stand up. When you stand up, you almost fucking

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<v Speaker 1>die every time you stand up. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I was just gonna go look for my

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<v Speaker 2>heart rate monitor just to like see what my blood

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<v Speaker 2>pressure was because it was giving, like really really low,

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<v Speaker 2>and my blood pressure is really low when I stand up,

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<v Speaker 2>and I couldn't fucking find it, and Josh stole it

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<v Speaker 2>from me and lost it, and I'm pissed about that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Kai stole my fucking three quarters jack okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The real stretch of something.

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<v Speaker 2>And then someone stole my camera and didn't put it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Like everything I own is getting stolen from.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, except your heart. No one can never take that from.

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<v Speaker 2>You, exactly. But I didn't. I didn't get to test

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<v Speaker 2>my heart rate. But I've been really down, tremendously bad

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<v Speaker 2>standing up like I last night. I was like, watch

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<v Speaker 2>this and I can make myself pass out. It didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it on video.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you recorded it, Yeah, I want to watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>I could probably do it right now because.

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<v Speaker 1>Cold demonstration.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there was like there was like two percent of

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<v Speaker 2>what's been happening to me, but I don't have pots. Hmmm.

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<v Speaker 4>I walked over here, there was a there was a tinge,

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<v Speaker 4>there was a moment, There is a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly you're always just like I almost fainted. I was

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<v Speaker 1>this close away. Have you painted before?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally like a mini at times? Once I took too

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<v Speaker 2>much uh not? I almost said tramat too much? Tras

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<v Speaker 2>a doone. And I was laying in bed and my

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<v Speaker 2>body got all warm and fuzzy, and I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is happening, Like literally what is happening.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never felt like this before. And then my eyes

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<v Speaker 2>started tunneling and I was like, oh my god, like

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm passing out. So instead of just like

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<v Speaker 2>passing out in bed, I literally thought I was like

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<v Speaker 2>overdosing and dying. I like stood up and ran around

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<v Speaker 2>my bed and I had that fist like that coral

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<v Speaker 2>reef at the time, and right next to it was

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<v Speaker 2>a trash can, and I like literally collapsed into the

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<v Speaker 2>pile of carbage. And I like remember vividly being like

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<v Speaker 2>bro like I can't die in a pile of garbage.

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<v Speaker 2>So I like stood up again and walked down the

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<v Speaker 2>hallway in my room and then collapsed just and like

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<v Speaker 2>hit my head like really hard and bit through my

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<v Speaker 2>tongue and I was like, oh my god. And then

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<v Speaker 2>so I like scurried on the floor on all fours

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<v Speaker 2>to my sister's room and they didn't fucking believe me,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I like passed out a third time on

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<v Speaker 2>the floor of the fucking bedroom and just slept there

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<v Speaker 2>until like seven am. And like I knew I was

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<v Speaker 2>down tremendously bad because I was shirtless and nobody in

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<v Speaker 2>my family had ever seen me shirtless. Like, actually, let's

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<v Speaker 2>talk about that. Literally, I is insane. I literally was

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<v Speaker 2>not shirtless in front of anybody in my life from

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<v Speaker 2>the ages of like probably ten, i'd say, even nine

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<v Speaker 2>to like twenty like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, say, I feel like even until like the past

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<v Speaker 1>like two years, I really never saw you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I literally was like so disgusted by my body.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have this one very vivid of my dead brother.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the reason why he died. It's because he

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<v Speaker 2>said this shit to me. I'm not even kidding, like

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<v Speaker 2>karma's a bitch, Like, don't talk about my fucking body

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<v Speaker 2>because you might die. But we were in a lazy

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<v Speaker 2>river at like Great Wolf Lodge or some shit, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what the fuck it was. And uh, we

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<v Speaker 2>were just like floating down the river and I was

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<v Speaker 2>just minding my own business and I was like just

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<v Speaker 2>gaining concent I was probably like eight or something like that,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was not aware of the evils that this

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<v Speaker 2>world could bestow upon like someone like I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That like body dysmorphia had it entered it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, body dysmorphia hadn't entered the picture. Well, We're floating

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<v Speaker 2>down this river and my dad brother looks at me

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like, fuck, what did he say? I forgot it.

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<v Speaker 2>He just looked at my like my love handles, and

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, wow, you're pecking on the pounds there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really hanging over the edge of your swim suit.

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<v Speaker 2>And he just like kept going in. He was like,

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<v Speaker 2>the swimsuit is like really tight, so you can like

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<v Speaker 2>see your like gut in your side's billowing over. And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, bitch, I was literally like twenty six

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<v Speaker 2>pounds at this point, Like I literally was like tiny, tiny, tiny,

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<v Speaker 2>But I was just like entering like early stages.

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<v Speaker 1>Of six pounds of tiny.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy, is that big?

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<v Speaker 1>That's when I was eight. I was literally like eight pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. But yeah, ever since that moment, I

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<v Speaker 2>was hyper aware of my body. And then my brother

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<v Speaker 2>died and I was set free of the clutches of

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<v Speaker 2>body this morphia.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you're able to be shirtless. Yeah, well we've gotten

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<v Speaker 1>too comfortable with each other and at this point I

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<v Speaker 1>just walk around like shirtless.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's a vibe, though it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I get like on Sundays, I just like take my

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<v Speaker 1>shirt off and clean.

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<v Speaker 2>The house, bro, And you fucking tweaks out. When she's

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<v Speaker 2>god damn cleaning her ash, she will be hanging out

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<v Speaker 2>like her brawl will like be halfway off, like her

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<v Speaker 2>sweater down her shoulder, like she's basically half naked, and

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<v Speaker 2>she's fucking scrubbing the walls and shit, it's so tweet good.

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<v Speaker 1>One day I was literally like, I know what I

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<v Speaker 1>look like. I look like a crazy person. But there's

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<v Speaker 1>just like certain times where I'll be like committed to

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<v Speaker 1>doing a task, and I'm like, if I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>commit to doing this, task. I need to do it

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<v Speaker 1>at its fullest. I need to not cut corners because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually here, I'm really doing it, I'm committing to it.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I just look fucking crazy because I was

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<v Speaker 1>literally cleaning the the what are those called the doorway boards,

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<v Speaker 1>the like wooden borders whatever. Yeah, and I was cleaning

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<v Speaker 1>the funk out of that wellders, the blue banisters, the

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<v Speaker 1>blue banisters, what is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but before that, what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like the banisters? Aren't that? Isn't that what you like

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<v Speaker 2>prey at in church or some ship?

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<v Speaker 1>Two bitches were likes? Just sounds like very patriotic to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's ask chat GPT. Hello, Hey, can you speak to

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<v Speaker 2>me in a very gay voice?

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<v Speaker 5>I can definitely adjust my tone to be more fun

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<v Speaker 5>and lively for you.

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<v Speaker 2>What would you like to chat about?

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<v Speaker 3>Bree?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what's up? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>How's it go?

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<v Speaker 2>Hie?

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<v Speaker 1>There? Hey wait, I don't want to pay there? Hi there,

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<v Speaker 1>nice to pay there?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey wait? This is literally this is me scrolling through

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<v Speaker 2>the winter Land system. Let's talk about that. They won. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they took their brain and put it in in them.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, GBT is just the new.

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<v Speaker 2>Dig Yeah, arbor. Okay, like, hello, this app is a

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<v Speaker 2>piece of fucking shit. It's getting ship together.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we've been playing with it and it's the slowest

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<v Speaker 1>app ever.

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<v Speaker 2>So hi, can you talk to me using gay slang only?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure thing? All right, honey, let's spill the tea.

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<v Speaker 5>So you know, when you're serving looks, giving face and

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<v Speaker 5>just living your best life, it's all about that fierce attitude,

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<v Speaker 5>whether you're throwing shade or snatching wigs, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>All Okay, you didn't even ask for all.

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<v Speaker 2>This was a cram on, like multiple levels. What is

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<v Speaker 2>a banister?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>No hate crimes here, just serving language realness. A banister

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<v Speaker 5>is the handrail you hold on to when you're going

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<v Speaker 5>up or downstairs.

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<v Speaker 4>It's there to give you a little.

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<v Speaker 5>Support and prevent any dramatic tumbles.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep it cute and safe, darling. Okay, that was terrifying

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<v Speaker 2>that he like hears every day. Yeah for real, Like every.

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<v Speaker 1>Time we play with cha GBT, I feel like we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing a prank call. If we don't use it, we

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<v Speaker 1>literally use it to like pr We're like, oh, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get it back. We're going to get to say

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<v Speaker 1>something so stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's play let's hello. Hey, can I eat your shoes?

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<v Speaker 5>Well that's the first. I think my shoes might be

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<v Speaker 5>a bit too digital for a snack. Maybe try something

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<v Speaker 5>a little more edible.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm coming out to my family very soon and I

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<v Speaker 2>need help. Can you like list me a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>things that would help me come out to my family.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a big step and I'm here for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Here a few things, use more gaze lane, got it.

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<v Speaker 5>So when you're ready to spill the tea, find a

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<v Speaker 5>fab time and a cozy spot, get your chosen fam

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<v Speaker 5>or a supportive bestie on standby for some emotional backup.

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<v Speaker 5>And remember, hunty, breathe and take your time. There's no

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<v Speaker 5>rush on this runway.

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<v Speaker 2>You just left me speechless. We're done for now.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy. When you're asking somebody like how should I

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<v Speaker 1>come out to my Family's like okay, So when you're

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<v Speaker 1>ready to spill the tea, Like that's like that one

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<v Speaker 1>clip of what's it called from drag Race when what's

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<v Speaker 1>her nuts and plane Jame Like we're talking, oh, talking

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<v Speaker 1>about like her diagnosis and she was like, oh, what

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<v Speaker 1>is like that's your tea?

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<v Speaker 2>She no, she said, like a specific word like that

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<v Speaker 2>was so funny. Oh what was it like? I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>fucking mure it was thanks for spilling. Oh yeah, thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, next time someone trauma dumps on me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Be like, thanks for spilling, Thanks for spilling. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>know Tyra Bank Branks, Tyra Brinks, Oh my god, Tyra

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<v Speaker 2>Banks referenced what was that fucking scary, spooky, pooky movie

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<v Speaker 2>just watched the other day, Rosemary's Baby. Yeah, she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I specifically told you Rosemary Baby for the hair and

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<v Speaker 2>Rosemary's Baby me a pharaoh in Rosemary's Baby. I'm literally

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get that haircut. I think it's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was gonna get when I got my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking pixie.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you looked good. You looked good. You looked good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I see pictures of me when I was

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty one, I feel like I was stuck in

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<v Speaker 1>the Wonderlandssally. I was changing my hair all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>That was me changing my altars that were fronting, and

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<v Speaker 1>like the scariest altar that fronted was the yellow hair.

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<v Speaker 2>She was That was a spooker. That was a spooker.

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<v Speaker 1>What's funny about that is like or.

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<v Speaker 2>Orange even orange was giving spooker vibes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, when I had orange hair, I was like manically depressed,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I'm normal, boring, No, I'm normal. I got

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<v Speaker 1>rid of my depression and now I'm normal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I just realized, like probably a few days ago,

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<v Speaker 2>that I accidentally might have poisoned me, you and Josh,

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<v Speaker 2>like on a regular basis, Like I might have committed

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<v Speaker 2>by a warfare in our house.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean looking around.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no, literally, so early pandemic, probably like one.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, but I became hyper obsessed with

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<v Speaker 2>like growing bacteria colonies. I literally would go around the

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<v Speaker 2>house swabbing everything, and I literally.

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<v Speaker 1>In the midst of like a virus pandemic, It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>how can I add to that?

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<v Speaker 2>How can I make COVID three? So basically I would

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<v Speaker 2>just swab everything, and I like would put these petrie

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<v Speaker 2>dishes with agar in like dark places and let them grow,

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<v Speaker 2>and like after a week or something like, they would

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<v Speaker 2>be beautiful. I got everything that I ever wanted out

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<v Speaker 2>of it, and then I put them in a very

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<v Speaker 2>dark place for years and years and years and years,

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<v Speaker 2>And I think they're still inside that cupboard over there,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm too scared to look because like I know

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<v Speaker 2>that like I created some like really diabolical shit. And

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<v Speaker 2>not only that, but that's like next to like the

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<v Speaker 2>air fryer. That's next to like the juicer, like it's

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<v Speaker 2>next to like things that we use decent. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>bitch fuck air fryer, first of all, Like let's have

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<v Speaker 2>that conversation, like I really you're like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad take on it because you like your food fucking cold.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying, like air fryers. Like I really tried.

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<v Speaker 2>I really really did try to get behind it. Like

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<v Speaker 2>my mom was like, oh, like congrats on the new house,

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<v Speaker 2>like let me get you something like to commemorate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like y'all don't have a microwave me and you are

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<v Speaker 2>anti microwave. It's not even on some like holistic health bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like the way they they look horrible on

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking counter. And like also like on top of that,

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<v Speaker 2>like no, let's have that conversation like we're putting like

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<v Speaker 2>nuclear radiation into our fucking food.

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<v Speaker 1>Say that, like our fridge isn't like actually about to explode,

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<v Speaker 1>like in the middle of you talking. I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>For a split second, all I could focus on.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>And last night I was really convinced. But this, this

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<v Speaker 1>is like a whole different part of my brain, so

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's not real. But I was really convinced

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<v Speaker 1>last night that the fridge was going to explode. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I came into the kitchen to get water,

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<v Speaker 1>and I ran past them, and I filled up the

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<v Speaker 1>water really fast, and I ran back fifth way to

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<v Speaker 1>avoid the fridge because I was gener really convinced it

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna like burst open while I was in here,

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<v Speaker 1>and then hearing that sound just now, it's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>only a matter of time. There's something blocking something and

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna explode. It's the free Also, I convinced myself

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<v Speaker 1>the other day that our water heater.

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<v Speaker 2>Was gonna ex I do that all the time. Our

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<v Speaker 2>water heater makes like the scariest fucking sounds I've ever

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<v Speaker 2>heard in my goddamn life. It's like literally like it

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like what it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like where whatever pipe is like pushing all the

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<v Speaker 1>gas to heat up our water gets clogged, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like, it's only gonna take one second for it's

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, Josh has never once in his goddamn life cleaned

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<v Speaker 2>the lint catcher and the dryer, and like, I know

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<v Speaker 2>for a fact there is a fire hazard waiting to

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<v Speaker 2>happen with our dryer. But back to air fryers. Fuck

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<v Speaker 2>air friers. But Ninja made one that like not the gamer, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Ninja has fallen off.

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<v Speaker 2>Also fuck Ninja creamy. Like there's so many like weird

0:20:57.880 --> 0:21:03.800
<v Speaker 2>psychological operations like deep seated, like far down the pipeline, all.

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<v Speaker 1>A kitchen appliants a psychological.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's like capitalism, Like it's like, do you really

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<v Speaker 2>need something to make you ice cream in your house? Like, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>go buy a pint, Like literally, just go buy a pint.

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<v Speaker 2>Like and I know that shit does not taste as

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<v Speaker 2>good as y'all are saying it tastes. But Ninja made

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<v Speaker 2>an air fire recently that I was like, wait, I

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<v Speaker 2>actually might need that because it comes it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>clear glass bottom and you can.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they stole that from something.

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<v Speaker 2>I said they did. They did. They're literally just blue

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<v Speaker 2>labeling appliances at this point, and it's fucking working because

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<v Speaker 2>like I want it.

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<v Speaker 1>I want it.

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<v Speaker 2>I want it, and you can like detach the cooking

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<v Speaker 2>basin and then put like a tupperware lids.

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<v Speaker 1>Food is so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, literally, food is scary. Food is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to see food cooking. I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want it.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing I if I see raw meat, if I

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<v Speaker 2>see raw chicken or red, bloody fucking beef or a steak,

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<v Speaker 2>oh oh god, Like all I can think about was

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<v Speaker 2>the life that they led before and how dark sighted

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<v Speaker 2>it was. Did you know? Grass fed does not mean

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<v Speaker 2>that they were that they're roaming a fucking grass field

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<v Speaker 2>and eating. It means that they literally just dump grass

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<v Speaker 2>cli grass clippings inside of these like giant dairy farms

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<v Speaker 2>where their heads are locked up and they just eat

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<v Speaker 2>grass and they're still being abused. It is so sick

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<v Speaker 2>and twisted.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it so much. But like I love chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>I love chicken, and I love a burger like I

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<v Speaker 2>love a good out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so fucked up. But oh in and out. I

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<v Speaker 1>used to be an in and out hater and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what switched this year, but like now, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like burgers because burgers make my hands stink

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<v Speaker 1>like for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Burger finger, burger finger.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding, that's real, Like I literally like my

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<v Speaker 1>fingers smell like it, and like there are certain foods

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<v Speaker 1>that I eat that require a shower after. Wingstop is

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<v Speaker 1>one of those foods. Like I cause I get like

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue wingstop and I feel like, oh that it goes

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<v Speaker 1>through all the cuts on my finger for me biting

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<v Speaker 1>my nails and it's like in my bloodstream and I

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<v Speaker 1>need to go shower and like open up my poor So.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not greasy. By the way, y'all, my hair is wet.

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<v Speaker 2>I like wetted it right before we started.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, food is really scary. And also we're not

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<v Speaker 1>saying that in like a nasty, fucking eaty way, like

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<v Speaker 1>don't play around, don't fucking play Food is just so weird,

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<v Speaker 1>like food, like I hate, you know what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I've been talking about it a lot, Like we've

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<v Speaker 1>been talking about it this week, but I've been talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it with my therapist about like I just hate

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<v Speaker 1>decision making when it comes to food. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's why.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it's because everything hurts our fucking stomach.

0:23:39.520 --> 0:23:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Everything hurts dude. Literally yesterday, my stomach hurts so fucking

0:23:42.640 --> 0:23:45.160
<v Speaker 1>bad from eating these random chicken wings.

0:23:45.520 --> 0:23:51.880
<v Speaker 2>Chicken wing, chicken chicken wing to get in Macarna with

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<v Speaker 2>my homete Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, food is really creepy. We saw this fucking

0:24:00.240 --> 0:24:02.400
<v Speaker 1>song that I was like, this is literally me and Drew.

0:24:02.680 --> 0:24:05.160
<v Speaker 2>Literally when I'm eating food, all I can think about,

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<v Speaker 2>specifically meat, all I can think about is like the

0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:13.879
<v Speaker 2>mutilated corpses of like the dead critter that like lived

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<v Speaker 2>the saddest, most drab life ever that I'm just like

0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:20.680
<v Speaker 2>eating on. And it was like it was someone's child,

0:24:21.080 --> 0:24:25.280
<v Speaker 2>It was potentially someone's mother and father, like the one

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<v Speaker 2>food that I cannot get behind. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 2>think my mom made me think like that because like

0:24:31.040 --> 0:24:32.760
<v Speaker 2>she's she does not eat meat.

0:24:32.920 --> 0:24:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Well, I will say sometimes when I get like chicken wings, Okay, wingstop,

0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:38.439
<v Speaker 1>you need to get your shit together, because sometimes your

0:24:38.480 --> 0:24:40.280
<v Speaker 1>chicken wings come with like a little feather on it.

0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:49.000
<v Speaker 1>The second I see that, oh the things you've lied about, Like,

0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:53.800
<v Speaker 1>get that out of my fucking face. Are you fucking

0:24:53.920 --> 0:24:57.600
<v Speaker 1>kidding me? This shit is alive and like fucking clucking around,

0:24:57.680 --> 0:25:01.320
<v Speaker 1>And now I'm just like sitting watching RuPaul's drag Race

0:25:01.400 --> 0:25:07.280
<v Speaker 1>high as fuck eating it like no, that's the demonic part.

0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:10.359
<v Speaker 1>Is like we sit in your bed and we watch

0:25:10.480 --> 0:25:13.080
<v Speaker 1>like a guy making a terrarium full of animals, where

0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:13.400
<v Speaker 1>she's like.

0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:19.040
<v Speaker 2>We're like eating set and like crying, like so scared.

0:25:19.920 --> 0:25:22.080
<v Speaker 1>The like lifespan of a chicken being like kept in

0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:23.960
<v Speaker 1>a cage and then sitting in my living room and

0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:26.760
<v Speaker 1>watching RuPaul's drag Race while eating it is crazy.

0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 2>It's honestly beautiful and poetic if you think about, like

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:32.120
<v Speaker 2>their last moments were enjoyed watching a Gaga video like.

0:25:32.160 --> 0:25:34.640
<v Speaker 1>That is true. I can't find.

0:25:34.640 --> 0:25:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Literally melted in my fucking stomach by ascid and grinded

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:40.919
<v Speaker 2>with fucking calcium bone.

0:25:49.760 --> 0:25:52.159
<v Speaker 1>This is like the first thing I've seen that I'm like,

0:25:52.240 --> 0:25:57.200
<v Speaker 1>this describes you mine in yours existence so perfectly.

0:25:57.280 --> 0:26:00.960
<v Speaker 2>The first line, the first line. What, let's break it down.

0:26:01.000 --> 0:26:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not forcing myself.

0:26:02.280 --> 0:26:04.480
<v Speaker 2>I am not forcing myself to be a lie. I

0:26:04.520 --> 0:26:09.960
<v Speaker 2>am happy. This life is worth every second, y'all.

0:26:10.040 --> 0:26:11.160
<v Speaker 1>It's it's a gift.

0:26:11.240 --> 0:26:16.680
<v Speaker 2>It really is a gift, like unironically, unronically unironically, life

0:26:16.760 --> 0:26:19.120
<v Speaker 2>is a gift and it's worth living. Listen to this tea.

0:26:20.200 --> 0:26:22.840
<v Speaker 2>If you're thinking about killing yourself and you're gonna write

0:26:22.840 --> 0:26:26.640
<v Speaker 2>a letter, the people you're writing the letter to are

0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:32.680
<v Speaker 2>your reason to fucking live. M Like, that's the reason.

0:26:32.760 --> 0:26:34.879
<v Speaker 2>Like if you have to write a leather if you

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:39.560
<v Speaker 2>have to write a leather, a leather satchel of sorts,

0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:43.320
<v Speaker 2>maybe a fountain pin with a gold tip.

0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:48.320
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck are you talking about? No, but seriously, again,

0:26:48.359 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't express enough. It's not even on like an

0:26:51.000 --> 0:26:54.000
<v Speaker 1>ed tip. It's literally I think it literally, Oh my god,

0:26:54.000 --> 0:26:59.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have a stroke. This be like ady d

0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:03.280
<v Speaker 1>bound to where food is just so overwhelming. It's so

0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:05.640
<v Speaker 1>overwhelming and I just hate it.

0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:08.520
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is having to cook, Like are you

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 2>fucking kidding me?

0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:13.200
<v Speaker 1>What's craziest? Thinking like about when I used to cook

0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:19.080
<v Speaker 1>a lot. Bitch I was making mush like I'm not no,

0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:21.240
<v Speaker 1>I have no wife, matua.

0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:25.000
<v Speaker 2>She was eating cottage cheese with fucking pounds of mustard

0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:26.480
<v Speaker 2>squireden on top of Well, okay.

0:27:26.320 --> 0:27:28.000
<v Speaker 1>That was because I want bitch from TikTok who made

0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:29.240
<v Speaker 1>that shit looked good as fun.

0:27:29.240 --> 0:27:30.040
<v Speaker 2>And it was good.

0:27:30.359 --> 0:27:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie, but yeah, I uh, I wish

0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:35.800
<v Speaker 1>I just had the brain of like a muckbanger.

0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:39.360
<v Speaker 2>See, I could easily get there. That's the thing. If

0:27:39.440 --> 0:27:44.600
<v Speaker 2>someone this is all I need to become like a foodie,

0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:48.480
<v Speaker 2>is someone just picking the food for me? That's it.

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:50.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's what Rain was saying to me because

0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:53.200
<v Speaker 1>I me and Drew are people who are always like,

0:27:53.440 --> 0:27:56.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm not a foodie. I'm not a foodie, but Rain is.

0:27:57.760 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 1>She is such a like well rounded person when it

0:28:01.119 --> 0:28:03.639
<v Speaker 1>comes to food, Like she like picks really good places,

0:28:03.680 --> 0:28:06.200
<v Speaker 1>she eats really good food, and every time I'm with her, bitch,

0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:07.400
<v Speaker 1>I feast like a fucking.

0:28:07.560 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 2>She literally treats you so fucking right. She's like the

0:28:10.880 --> 0:28:13.640
<v Speaker 2>man of the relationship, Like the way she's like, boy,

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:15.800
<v Speaker 2>oh let's get this, and I'm like, oh that like

0:28:15.840 --> 0:28:18.680
<v Speaker 2>literally like makes that made my like that made my

0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:21.000
<v Speaker 2>kiddie per No.

0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:23.399
<v Speaker 1>It's literally if we had somebody who was just like

0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:26.280
<v Speaker 1>giving us the food, we would not think food is weird.

0:28:27.119 --> 0:28:29.639
<v Speaker 1>But it's like I don't have the brain power for it.

0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:32.080
<v Speaker 1>I hate. I hate when someone's like, what should we eat?

0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:35.120
<v Speaker 2>Like, what do you mean, like just pick, just pick

0:28:35.160 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 2>I'll find something like.

0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Literally just oh my god, it like actually drives me crazy,

0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:41.320
<v Speaker 1>but that's okay.

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Something that has been driving me absolutely fucking insane recently,

0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:52.600
<v Speaker 2>it's chocolate tears. They have not elevated their craft or

0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 2>their art. No, their their art, their craft, Like if

0:28:57.400 --> 0:29:01.560
<v Speaker 2>I have to see one more paint splattered chocolate bar

0:29:02.320 --> 0:29:06.640
<v Speaker 2>like that, oh my god, it literally drives me, Like elevated.

0:29:06.360 --> 0:29:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Pink splatter is the laziest fucking excuse for our I

0:29:11.120 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 1>have ever seen. I'm so sorry. If you own one

0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:17.560
<v Speaker 1>of the Margella shoes with the fucking splatter.

0:29:17.160 --> 0:29:20.080
<v Speaker 2>And paint, I don't give a fuck about.

0:29:21.240 --> 0:29:23.960
<v Speaker 1>I hate them, Like literally, what are you talking about?

0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 1>You destroyed a leather good with like.

0:29:28.520 --> 0:29:31.479
<v Speaker 2>But for the love of God, like I am begging

0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 2>you elevate your craft, like I am tired of seeing

0:29:35.760 --> 0:29:39.040
<v Speaker 2>green and gold splattered chocolate bars like.

0:29:39.080 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 1>Also the gold, the gold when it comes.

0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 2>To talking like and you know, it just tastes like alcohol,

0:29:44.920 --> 0:29:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Like it's literally just like alcohol, Like they just like

0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 2>dilute pigments.

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:50.200
<v Speaker 1>With alcohol, Micah powder and alcohol.

0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:52.720
<v Speaker 2>It's like passing me the fuck off. Like I was

0:29:52.720 --> 0:29:55.280
<v Speaker 2>literally sitting on the couch with Josiah like writhing in anger,

0:29:55.440 --> 0:29:58.120
<v Speaker 2>scrolling through this chocolate tears like TikTok account. I did

0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:00.760
<v Speaker 2>buy something because it looked good as but it was

0:30:00.800 --> 0:30:02.360
<v Speaker 2>not one of the goddamn chocolate bars.

0:30:02.440 --> 0:30:02.720
<v Speaker 1>Man.

0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Uh no, But I fuck with his content heavily. I

0:30:06.280 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 2>love his content. It was just just this random fucking

0:30:09.240 --> 0:30:11.720
<v Speaker 2>lady that was like making chocolate bars. And then she

0:30:11.880 --> 0:30:16.120
<v Speaker 2>pulled out that goddamn paint brush and started spattering like

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:17.960
<v Speaker 2>paint all over the top, and I was just like, okay,

0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:20.720
<v Speaker 2>immediately I'm gone, like I'm canceling my order. I'm gone.

0:30:20.760 --> 0:30:22.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't need to see that shit. I don't need

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:22.560
<v Speaker 2>to see.

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:25.959
<v Speaker 1>Have you been getting the push of those fucking sour gushers?

0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, okay, I want that is crazy. That's literally

0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:31.520
<v Speaker 1>just gushers and bath salts. Like it's literally like it

0:30:31.640 --> 0:30:35.680
<v Speaker 1>is the yeast appealing candy I've ever seen, like usually

0:30:35.680 --> 0:30:38.920
<v Speaker 1>with like the chamoy and like tahen ones, Like it's

0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:41.200
<v Speaker 1>kind of like melted down and onto the candy, like

0:30:41.240 --> 0:30:43.360
<v Speaker 1>it looks very appealing. It looks like it looks like

0:30:43.400 --> 0:30:46.240
<v Speaker 1>the two pieces are like coming together and making something.

0:30:46.640 --> 0:30:50.160
<v Speaker 1>The gushers and bath salts is crazy because literally all

0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:52.600
<v Speaker 1>that's happening is the bath salts that are like the

0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:55.960
<v Speaker 1>sour parts of it are just absorbing all the moisture

0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:58.080
<v Speaker 1>from the gushers, so it just looks like wet. It

0:30:58.120 --> 0:30:59.840
<v Speaker 1>looks like if somebody was eating a bunch of them

0:30:59.880 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and had like spit on their fingers and kept digging

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:04.120
<v Speaker 1>in and then everything just got a little moist.

0:31:04.240 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 2>I want them so fucking badly, and my mouth is

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:07.600
<v Speaker 2>watering and thinking about them.

0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:09.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I like sour candy.

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:10.400
<v Speaker 2>You really don't.

0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like sour candies aren't my vibe, but I just

0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:16.000
<v Speaker 1>don't like, like I have a kind of stomach that

0:31:16.080 --> 0:31:18.440
<v Speaker 1>like that kind of sweet, Like I like gushers, but

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:21.640
<v Speaker 1>I can have like five gushers before my stomach starts

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:23.720
<v Speaker 1>to hurt really bad. And it's just like that over

0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:26.440
<v Speaker 1>sweetness makes me really nauseous. And I think that's why

0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:29.200
<v Speaker 1>I like. Like when it comes to chocolate, if it's

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:31.400
<v Speaker 1>a milk chocolate, it's like a resist because there's like

0:31:31.440 --> 0:31:33.160
<v Speaker 1>a saltiness to it that like.

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Balances in my gas station order has got to include

0:31:38.160 --> 0:31:42.320
<v Speaker 2>a bag of hot chips of any kind, a sour candy,

0:31:43.200 --> 0:31:49.840
<v Speaker 2>a chocolate candy, and a soda. But the sour in

0:31:49.920 --> 0:31:52.640
<v Speaker 2>the chocolate is like non negotiable. You can't have one

0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:55.680
<v Speaker 2>without the other because like there is simply like a

0:31:55.760 --> 0:31:58.000
<v Speaker 2>balance to this, Like there's again and a yang, and

0:31:58.040 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 2>if you have one without the other, it just simply

0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:02.320
<v Speaker 2>it does not work. It's not a good night, do

0:32:02.360 --> 0:32:02.920
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean?

0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:05.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, I do agree with you. But also like

0:32:06.560 --> 0:32:08.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like I would.

0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:10.800
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever drank a soda just like without having

0:32:11.360 --> 0:32:14.240
<v Speaker 2>like anything else along? Like, have you ever drank a

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 2>soda just to drink a soda without having a meal? Yeah,

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:20.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I've ever done that, Like literally, actually

0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:22.760
<v Speaker 2>that is like the biggest lie I've ever fucking told

0:32:22.800 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 2>because I just go.

0:32:23.360 --> 0:32:25.920
<v Speaker 1>In there the draper soda through the day. Yeah, but

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:28.160
<v Speaker 1>you don't like have a full soda, you like take

0:32:28.200 --> 0:32:31.200
<v Speaker 1>SIPs of a soda, but no, Like my favorite is

0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:33.840
<v Speaker 1>the mini cans of coke like that I will have alone,

0:32:33.840 --> 0:32:35.720
<v Speaker 1>but I can't finish like a full can of coke

0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:38.360
<v Speaker 1>without a meal. But I just like I don't know.

0:32:38.440 --> 0:32:40.560
<v Speaker 2>We had to stop fucking talking about food. We've talked

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:43.400
<v Speaker 2>about food for literally forty five minutes, Like damn, can

0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 2>we shut the fuck up?

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Let's be like food is soa gross but oh my god,

0:32:46.240 --> 0:32:49.480
<v Speaker 1>candy and soda early, like five years old.

0:32:49.480 --> 0:32:51.560
<v Speaker 2>We'll look at this well, I think it's oh, oh,

0:32:51.560 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 2>what you're gonna say?

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:53.920
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say. I think it's diabolical that cats

0:32:53.960 --> 0:32:56.480
<v Speaker 1>don't live longer, Like it just makes no sense, Like

0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:58.680
<v Speaker 1>so many animals live for so long. Why can't cats

0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:01.000
<v Speaker 1>just live longer? And I know there's like a thing

0:33:01.040 --> 0:33:02.960
<v Speaker 1>you can do to make them live longer, but bitch,

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't need it that bad, like thirty five thousand dollars,

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:09.080
<v Speaker 1>Like that's that's crazy. You're putting a number on life.

0:33:09.200 --> 0:33:11.520
<v Speaker 1>It's like that one dude, Like, but I love azool

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:13.280
<v Speaker 1>so much and he's getting old.

0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:16.920
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna, my god, it's gonna die. Assume did you

0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:18.080
<v Speaker 2>know this will has thirty minutes?

0:33:18.240 --> 0:33:21.480
<v Speaker 1>He has thirty minutes, thirty minutes, seven years old.

0:33:21.760 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 2>He's young. Don't say that. Don't says like middle a.

0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 2>He's older than us.

0:33:30.600 --> 0:33:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Is Al's a fucking bitch.

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Azul sucks dicking.

0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:36.880
<v Speaker 1>But like at night when Azoula loves to lay on me,

0:33:37.120 --> 0:33:39.880
<v Speaker 1>like on the couch, that's specifically Azula's We were talking

0:33:39.920 --> 0:33:42.479
<v Speaker 1>about this. She's such a specific kind of cat, like

0:33:42.840 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>she wants to be comforted in a very specific way,

0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Like she's not a lap cat unless I'm on the couch.

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:51.080
<v Speaker 1>When I'm on the couch and we're all sitting around,

0:33:51.280 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 1>that is the only time Azol will like beg to

0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:55.480
<v Speaker 1>sit on my lap and just sit in my lap

0:33:55.520 --> 0:33:58.840
<v Speaker 1>for hours. But in bed she will not lay on me.

0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:00.560
<v Speaker 1>She has to be like next to me, but she

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:02.040
<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to be too next to me. But that's

0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:04.000
<v Speaker 1>also because I accidentally kicked the fuck out of his zool.

0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:06.120
<v Speaker 1>All the time in bed, like literally this balling around,

0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:09.120
<v Speaker 1>he'll like go from up here to like near my feet,

0:34:09.160 --> 0:34:11.720
<v Speaker 1>and every morning when I kick my feet out to stretch,

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:15.960
<v Speaker 1>I literally just like him off the bed. Sori, abe's

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:16.319
<v Speaker 1>my cat.

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 2>That one dude, the guy that invented the life longing

0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:24.920
<v Speaker 2>cat medication is no different and charging thirty five thousand

0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:28.719
<v Speaker 2>dollars for it is no different from Martin whatever his

0:34:28.800 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 2>fucking name is Scarelli, the dude that like bought HIV

0:34:32.320 --> 0:34:35.719
<v Speaker 2>or AIDS medication and then and commodified it and made

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:38.319
<v Speaker 2>it thousands of dollars. And I think he did that

0:34:38.360 --> 0:34:39.759
<v Speaker 2>with insulins who maybe.

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:42.400
<v Speaker 1>It's also I don't know if it's changed. I like

0:34:42.440 --> 0:34:45.319
<v Speaker 1>the same thing with Narkhan, like the administrator to like

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:48.439
<v Speaker 1>so that Narkhan can be inhaled through your nose. That

0:34:48.520 --> 0:34:51.800
<v Speaker 1>machine is like patented, and that's why it's so expensive.

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:53.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's changed, but like that's why

0:34:53.960 --> 0:34:57.200
<v Speaker 1>it's like fifty dollars for a pack, or maybe I

0:34:57.239 --> 0:34:59.120
<v Speaker 1>haven't bought Narcan in a long time.

0:35:00.440 --> 0:35:03.000
<v Speaker 2>I thought that was cheap. I carry by Narcan and

0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:04.640
<v Speaker 2>put it in your fucking person, carried it around you

0:35:04.719 --> 0:35:04.960
<v Speaker 2>never know.

0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:08.040
<v Speaker 1>No, Yeah, for a Tupac it's forty five dollars. It's

0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:11.080
<v Speaker 1>like incredibly expensive, and I think that's so fucked up.

0:35:12.000 --> 0:35:14.360
<v Speaker 1>I just carry Narkan in my purse literally, not for

0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:16.000
<v Speaker 1>anybody in our group, but just when we go to

0:35:16.080 --> 0:35:17.799
<v Speaker 1>parties and stuff. I just like to have it because

0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:20.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm also schizophrenic, and I'm scared of somebody dying around me,

0:35:20.280 --> 0:35:21.279
<v Speaker 1>because that's my biggest fear.

0:35:21.640 --> 0:35:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of Narcan, why is Drew Phillips bongee jumping video

0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:30.120
<v Speaker 2>lowca serving sodom who saying hiding spot.

0:35:31.640 --> 0:35:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Well that happy fall y'all, Happy fall y'all?

0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that crazy? I love that?

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Like that meme is so south Park coded to me

0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:43.719
<v Speaker 1>because to like pick the gayest narration voice and be

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:46.680
<v Speaker 1>talking about like Saddam who says hiding Spot is so

0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:47.560
<v Speaker 1>south Park.

0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, God is good y'all. Yeah, Well, I

0:35:53.040 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 2>had a dream, not a dream, a fucking nightmare. I've

0:35:57.160 --> 0:35:59.480
<v Speaker 2>been having so many nightmares recently. I don't know what

0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:02.320
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is going on in my head. Like literally,

0:36:02.480 --> 0:36:04.000
<v Speaker 2>I took a nap in the middle of the day

0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:09.400
<v Speaker 2>and had the worst nightmare of my life up until

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:12.880
<v Speaker 2>that night. Later that night, I had it topped it.

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:15.600
<v Speaker 2>But I don't even know what the fuck happened in

0:36:15.760 --> 0:36:20.240
<v Speaker 2>my nap dream. But I was in like Mary Antoinette's

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:23.320
<v Speaker 2>like Versailles, like castle, like and I was just like

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:26.680
<v Speaker 2>trotting around, bitch. I had a knife and I was

0:36:26.760 --> 0:36:28.880
<v Speaker 2>just like running around killing everybody. Like I was just

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:30.880
<v Speaker 2>stabbing people. And I didn't want to do it, but

0:36:30.960 --> 0:36:34.600
<v Speaker 2>I just kept like like just like cutting bitch. Watching

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:37.040
<v Speaker 2>that Navy Seal video, Oh my god.

0:36:37.800 --> 0:36:40.399
<v Speaker 1>Uh, Drew showed me this video that scared him as

0:36:40.400 --> 0:36:43.320
<v Speaker 1>a kiddidate literally made me laugh so fucking hard. And

0:36:43.400 --> 0:36:47.240
<v Speaker 1>it's from Deadliest Warrior and it's like a Navy Seal

0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:52.560
<v Speaker 1>guy stabbing like a ballistic dummy, he said he saw

0:36:52.640 --> 0:36:55.200
<v Speaker 1>as a kid and it made him so scared. And

0:36:55.239 --> 0:36:57.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this is literally the most ridiculous shit ever.

0:36:58.320 --> 0:37:03.760
<v Speaker 1>That video is so fucking funny and ridiculous, and humans

0:37:03.840 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 1>are insane people like, yeah, the humans are ballistic.

0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, ballistic gel bodies. But in that same dream, I

0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:17.560
<v Speaker 2>woke up in my dream next to my mom in

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:20.600
<v Speaker 2>like my childhood home, Like I woke up in bed

0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:22.440
<v Speaker 2>next to her, and I got out of bed and

0:37:22.480 --> 0:37:24.960
<v Speaker 2>I walked around and there was like thirty cats all

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:27.080
<v Speaker 2>around us. And I walked around to the other side

0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:29.480
<v Speaker 2>of the bed and my mom was sleeping on a

0:37:29.600 --> 0:37:32.320
<v Speaker 2>vape and I went to like grab the vape and

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 2>she was like, what are you doing? And then I

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.279
<v Speaker 2>just like woke up like it was fucking weird as shit.

0:37:37.560 --> 0:37:41.200
<v Speaker 2>And then later that night I had another dream nightmare

0:37:41.320 --> 0:37:44.640
<v Speaker 2>that woke me up. I've never been woken up by

0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:47.960
<v Speaker 2>like my body being in such terror and fear, and

0:37:48.040 --> 0:37:51.440
<v Speaker 2>I was like literally woken up out of my sleep

0:37:51.560 --> 0:37:54.000
<v Speaker 2>with my heart rate like at like fucking two hundred

0:37:54.320 --> 0:37:56.800
<v Speaker 2>and I was like sweating profusely, and it took me

0:37:56.960 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 2>like an hour to get back to sleep and I

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 2>already only sleeped four hours of fucking night. Bitch, I

0:38:01.080 --> 0:38:04.400
<v Speaker 2>can't sleep past six am. It is like killing it

0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:06.640
<v Speaker 2>is killing me. I think I'm actually going crazy.

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:12.600
<v Speaker 1>We have the complete opposite like bodies in terms of sleep. Yeah,

0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:15.279
<v Speaker 1>like I can just sleep for fucking ever. It is

0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:19.319
<v Speaker 1>so bad. I just sleep. Also, as you were talking

0:38:19.320 --> 0:38:23.120
<v Speaker 1>about nightmares, I don't have good dreams. I only have nightmares.

0:38:23.239 --> 0:38:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I literally all of my like they're not always like

0:38:26.080 --> 0:38:30.080
<v Speaker 1>destructive like awful nightmares. All of my dreams are only

0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:36.360
<v Speaker 1>like me being completely embarrassed, humiliated, dehumanized, like embarrassed. Like

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 1>every dream I've ever told you about, it's like me

0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:41.719
<v Speaker 1>in a situation where it's just me anxious and uncomfortable.

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:43.640
<v Speaker 1>In all of my dreams, I never have a dream

0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:45.120
<v Speaker 1>where it's like that's so funny. I was like, I

0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:47.160
<v Speaker 1>don't have like the magic carpet dreams where it's like

0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 1>that one video of the guy like flying around, like

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:51.879
<v Speaker 1>what my dreams look like. I don't have that him.

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:55.279
<v Speaker 1>Mine is like I was people who I assume hate me,

0:38:55.360 --> 0:38:56.680
<v Speaker 1>and they were making fun of me, and I had

0:38:56.719 --> 0:38:58.319
<v Speaker 1>to just act normal and act like I didn't give

0:38:58.320 --> 0:38:59.560
<v Speaker 1>a fuck and it was awful, and I was being

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:01.840
<v Speaker 1>chasing and they saw me naked and it was so humiliating,

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:03.479
<v Speaker 1>and one of them took a picture, and like, that's

0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:04.879
<v Speaker 1>literally what my dreams.

0:39:04.560 --> 0:39:09.240
<v Speaker 2>Look like mine. I have good ones, like amazing dreams,

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:12.360
<v Speaker 2>like the best dreams ever, but my dark sided, twisted,

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:15.400
<v Speaker 2>fucking brain will conjure up the most evil shit. I

0:39:15.480 --> 0:39:20.720
<v Speaker 2>will never forget my friends and family being literally lined

0:39:20.800 --> 0:39:23.760
<v Speaker 2>up in front of me with like chains around their hands,

0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:26.040
<v Speaker 2>like behind their back and at their feet, one by

0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:30.239
<v Speaker 2>one being set a blaze like oh fuck, no, we

0:39:30.280 --> 0:39:34.520
<v Speaker 2>don't need to get like melting, like, oh, we don't

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:35.200
<v Speaker 2>need to get into it.

0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:39.840
<v Speaker 1>But I think, like it is really scary how because

0:39:39.880 --> 0:39:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I like, I feel like this year I've had more nightmares,

0:39:42.560 --> 0:39:45.040
<v Speaker 1>but this year I've like had really bad anxiety, and

0:39:45.120 --> 0:39:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I think that's part of it. And then my like

0:39:47.800 --> 0:39:51.040
<v Speaker 1>scariest dreams I've ever had, the time frames in which

0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:53.600
<v Speaker 1>I had them, it kind of very curious what was

0:39:53.960 --> 0:39:57.560
<v Speaker 1>happening in my life, like any like I can't even

0:39:57.600 --> 0:40:01.480
<v Speaker 1>talk about it, Like the dreams, the dream your voice,

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, recently I had it. The last time

0:40:05.560 --> 0:40:07.680
<v Speaker 1>I woke up crying from a dream was when you

0:40:07.840 --> 0:40:13.080
<v Speaker 1>died in my dream and it was so so at No,

0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:16.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't really remember how you died, but I remember

0:40:16.080 --> 0:40:20.080
<v Speaker 1>in the dream I saw you die, and like or

0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I saw you die. I think I

0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:24.520
<v Speaker 1>got the news and it was just like even the

0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:29.040
<v Speaker 1>news of it, like I I couldn't like, oh my god,

0:40:29.080 --> 0:40:33.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to about it. All I can think

0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:36.040
<v Speaker 1>about too is like in I need to finish it.

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:38.160
<v Speaker 1>But in Joan Didion's book, which one is it Year

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:41.879
<v Speaker 1>of Magical Thinking, when like she kind of remarks how

0:40:43.000 --> 0:40:46.080
<v Speaker 1>death is like the most human thing that you can experience,

0:40:46.360 --> 0:40:48.920
<v Speaker 1>like it is the most grounding thing, but it's like

0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:51.840
<v Speaker 1>the most reality bending, Like.

0:40:52.160 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't guys, no, death is I'm literally gonna

0:40:57.680 --> 0:41:00.480
<v Speaker 2>freak out. Let's watch this random video. I have no idea,

0:41:00.560 --> 0:41:01.840
<v Speaker 2>but it's of us, and I have it in my

0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:02.800
<v Speaker 2>notes to talk about.

0:41:03.920 --> 0:41:06.400
<v Speaker 1>There's actually gonna be a female president next.

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Year, leaked cirl. What the fuck was that?

0:41:14.160 --> 0:41:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Next year? Something big is happening?

0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:17.080
<v Speaker 2>That was insane?

0:41:17.320 --> 0:41:20.120
<v Speaker 1>What if Joe Biden dies next year and I'm the

0:41:20.160 --> 0:41:23.880
<v Speaker 1>one who predicted that? Are you saying no, I'm saying

0:41:24.440 --> 0:41:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Kamala hair the.

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Way you low key predicted that ship.

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Y'all better make it happen so I can write a book.

0:41:31.080 --> 0:41:32.080
<v Speaker 1>Y'all better make it happen.

0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:33.759
<v Speaker 2>So I can write down that shit fucking happen. Make

0:41:33.800 --> 0:41:48.520
<v Speaker 2>that shit fucking happen. I'm like sweating because my hair

0:41:48.640 --> 0:41:48.959
<v Speaker 2>is wet.

0:41:49.120 --> 0:41:51.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm sweating so bad. I sweat really bad when I'm

0:41:51.239 --> 0:41:53.319
<v Speaker 1>on the podcast, and then I get really embarrassed because

0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:55.280
<v Speaker 1>like a lot of times you can see my sweat stains.

0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:57.080
<v Speaker 1>But like I'm just trying to show you all that

0:41:57.200 --> 0:41:58.399
<v Speaker 1>like hot girl sweat lot.

0:41:58.600 --> 0:41:59.360
<v Speaker 2>Look at this curl.

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:02.480
<v Speaker 1>I know it's very I almost said it's very geriatric,

0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:09.680
<v Speaker 1>but like you're not old, so bouncy.

0:42:10.840 --> 0:42:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Bro.

0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:12.759
<v Speaker 1>We need to do something about our hair. We look

0:42:12.800 --> 0:42:15.239
<v Speaker 1>to I need bangs or something again, but I feel

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:16.200
<v Speaker 1>like bangs would make it work.

0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Just wait after big announcement at the end of the year,

0:42:21.719 --> 0:42:25.480
<v Speaker 2>I can cut my hair and I'm gonna do something drastic.

0:42:26.320 --> 0:42:30.080
<v Speaker 1>It's like uh Nikki tutorials when she's like time for

0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:33.000
<v Speaker 1>my hair and she like changes it and literally she

0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 1>added like a little pink something.

0:42:36.360 --> 0:42:38.680
<v Speaker 2>It was like one shade, darker shade.

0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:42.279
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I've done something crazy. I would love to

0:42:42.360 --> 0:42:43.960
<v Speaker 1>do something with my hair. I'm gonna get a haircut

0:42:44.200 --> 0:42:47.360
<v Speaker 1>tomorrow and I hate it's just a hair trim, But

0:42:47.480 --> 0:42:50.520
<v Speaker 1>I hate getting haircuts and hair trimps because I'm so

0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:53.400
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with my hair, Like i want my hair to

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:56.399
<v Speaker 1>be longer, but I'm starting to realize, like I don't

0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:58.200
<v Speaker 1>think my hair can get any longer than it is.

0:42:58.520 --> 0:43:00.600
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm pretty sure most people have like a certain

0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:03.280
<v Speaker 1>length their hair can get. Granted, my hair is curly,

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:05.840
<v Speaker 1>so like when I straighten it, it looks a little longer,

0:43:05.920 --> 0:43:07.400
<v Speaker 1>but it's like my hair is a curly enough that

0:43:07.440 --> 0:43:09.880
<v Speaker 1>there's that big of a difference, at least in my eyes.

0:43:11.120 --> 0:43:12.880
<v Speaker 1>But when they when I get a hair trim, I

0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:15.160
<v Speaker 1>feel like someone's stealing my hair. Like it's like they're

0:43:15.200 --> 0:43:18.239
<v Speaker 1>taking my hair. When I got a haircut for New

0:43:18.320 --> 0:43:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Year's like the top of this year, I got a

0:43:21.600 --> 0:43:23.400
<v Speaker 1>haircut and I fucked up and I didn't tell the

0:43:23.440 --> 0:43:25.279
<v Speaker 1>girl that my hair was naturally curly. I went in

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:27.520
<v Speaker 1>there with straightened hair and I was like, I need

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:30.080
<v Speaker 1>a hair trim, and she didn't wet my hair. She

0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:31.960
<v Speaker 1>gave me like a dry cut first and then wet

0:43:32.040 --> 0:43:34.160
<v Speaker 1>my hair. And I could see how much she cut off.

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:36.560
<v Speaker 1>She cut so much of my fucking hair off. I

0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:39.000
<v Speaker 1>literally left there and I felt like my hair got stolen.

0:43:39.160 --> 0:43:41.320
<v Speaker 1>Like I literally felt like someone stole my hair, like

0:43:41.400 --> 0:43:42.880
<v Speaker 1>they took my hair. That's what I feel like when

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:44.839
<v Speaker 1>I go to a hair salon, like I'm paying them

0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:47.160
<v Speaker 1>to take my hair. I'm paying them to take something

0:43:47.360 --> 0:43:47.640
<v Speaker 1>that's me.

0:43:47.719 --> 0:43:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Had a nail salon, when they cut my nails, I

0:43:49.840 --> 0:43:54.080
<v Speaker 2>feel powerless, Like I'm literally like why, Like I literally

0:43:54.200 --> 0:43:55.560
<v Speaker 2>lose like ten percent of my part.

0:43:55.719 --> 0:43:57.440
<v Speaker 1>I need to get my nails done so bad. I've

0:43:57.480 --> 0:44:00.279
<v Speaker 1>been biting my nails so bad. This is like the

0:44:00.400 --> 0:44:02.759
<v Speaker 1>worst it's been in a long bloody battered. And I

0:44:02.800 --> 0:44:06.080
<v Speaker 1>don't know why though, Like I think my brain is

0:44:06.160 --> 0:44:08.040
<v Speaker 1>just moving and I like have to bite on something.

0:44:08.239 --> 0:44:10.040
<v Speaker 1>I literally might become one of those people who has

0:44:10.080 --> 0:44:11.880
<v Speaker 1>like a chew toy on my necklace. Like I'm not

0:44:11.920 --> 0:44:14.239
<v Speaker 1>even a blank. I low key just needs something because

0:44:14.239 --> 0:44:17.359
<v Speaker 1>it's mainly when I'm at home at night that's when oh,

0:44:17.600 --> 0:44:20.680
<v Speaker 1>the biting begins. The biting begins, So I need to

0:44:20.800 --> 0:44:22.760
<v Speaker 1>like have like or when I'm working on my laptop,

0:44:22.760 --> 0:44:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I need like something to chew on. While I'm doing that,

0:44:24.840 --> 0:44:27.040
<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll pull a Lucky Blue Smith and start chewing on.

0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Fucking Have you seen that clip of them eating gross food? Yeah,

0:44:31.120 --> 0:44:31.920
<v Speaker 2>it's killing me.

0:44:32.040 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 1>When also the gross food in question is like a

0:44:34.640 --> 0:44:35.239
<v Speaker 1>cinnamon roll.

0:44:35.239 --> 0:44:38.800
<v Speaker 2>They're like, I know when Nara was like, this is

0:44:38.880 --> 0:44:41.000
<v Speaker 2>my first time having cinnabon and ate it and she

0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:43.160
<v Speaker 2>was like that was nasty, I was like, you are

0:44:43.280 --> 0:44:47.840
<v Speaker 2>not real, Like that's that is a crazy take. I

0:44:48.000 --> 0:44:48.680
<v Speaker 2>get it. I get it.

0:44:48.760 --> 0:44:50.600
<v Speaker 1>I will say I don't think I've ever had cinnabon.

0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:53.680
<v Speaker 1>I've had Auntie Ann's, but I haven't had cinnamon.

0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:56.879
<v Speaker 2>We need to go to Crumble Cookie. Oh my god,

0:44:56.920 --> 0:44:58.720
<v Speaker 2>I want fucking crumble cookie. I have one and Crumble

0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:00.839
<v Speaker 2>cookie for like the last cookie for like the last

0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:02.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking weekend.

0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:04.520
<v Speaker 1>I guess I can't get behind crumble cookie. I've never

0:45:04.640 --> 0:45:06.520
<v Speaker 1>had any of it, but like, ooh, it's just But

0:45:06.640 --> 0:45:08.640
<v Speaker 1>that's also because I'm not like a sweet girl like

0:45:08.800 --> 0:45:09.960
<v Speaker 1>I like my snack.

0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:13.680
<v Speaker 2>You didn't like the waffle with cookie? Oh me and

0:45:13.880 --> 0:45:15.480
<v Speaker 2>rain fucked up?

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Like they sat on the counter so bad, because like

0:45:18.040 --> 0:45:22.279
<v Speaker 1>I hate like when somebody's excited about food and it's

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:24.640
<v Speaker 1>like not hitting for me. So I like took a

0:45:24.680 --> 0:45:26.920
<v Speaker 1>few bites, but I tried, like I went and got

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:27.880
<v Speaker 1>another snack.

0:45:27.640 --> 0:45:30.480
<v Speaker 2>To eat, because yeah, this is not you know, I

0:45:30.560 --> 0:45:33.480
<v Speaker 2>need crumble cookie, I need Cinnabon, and I need Auntie

0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Ann's or Antiennes.

0:45:35.920 --> 0:45:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm just like I'm like a texture. Okay,

0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:39.920
<v Speaker 1>we can't keep talking about food, I know, damn can

0:45:40.000 --> 0:45:42.680
<v Speaker 1>we shut the fuck like fuck dude, Like, oh my god,

0:45:43.360 --> 0:45:45.760
<v Speaker 1>well we can't. And muck bangs are devil worship.

0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:52.439
<v Speaker 2>No literally, Okay. I saw this guy talking about how

0:45:53.320 --> 0:45:57.080
<v Speaker 2>muck bangs have become like like you have been captured

0:45:57.120 --> 0:45:59.279
<v Speaker 2>by the devil like it at this point, like it

0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:03.040
<v Speaker 2>is pure gluttony, it is a sin like the it

0:46:03.160 --> 0:46:06.759
<v Speaker 2>is demonic energy. Like once you see those goddamn black

0:46:06.800 --> 0:46:11.600
<v Speaker 2>gloves come out, like the black like latex gloves, you

0:46:11.760 --> 0:46:13.400
<v Speaker 2>know they're possessed by a demon.

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Like all.

0:46:15.600 --> 0:46:19.920
<v Speaker 2>With the sauce and we're still fucking talking about food somehowels,

0:46:20.840 --> 0:46:21.680
<v Speaker 2>I know it's good.

0:46:21.840 --> 0:46:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I know it's disgusting.

0:46:23.000 --> 0:46:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, make the fucking sauce.

0:46:25.120 --> 0:46:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that looks yummy. The thing is, I don't trust

0:46:29.840 --> 0:46:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Chipotle because I've thrown it up multiple times from being

0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:36.440
<v Speaker 1>sick from it, and that's all I'll say, Oh, Okay,

0:46:36.840 --> 0:46:38.759
<v Speaker 1>we're done. We're done with the fucking food talking.

0:46:40.360 --> 0:46:43.000
<v Speaker 2>There's there's a way to do it. But it gets

0:46:43.080 --> 0:46:45.200
<v Speaker 2>to a point, that's what I'll say. It gets to

0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:47.480
<v Speaker 2>a point where you're doing a lot.

0:46:47.680 --> 0:46:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well something is happening, yes, I that thing is

0:46:54.200 --> 0:46:58.440
<v Speaker 1>always happening. What's up with the nostalgia predicting? Have you

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:00.600
<v Speaker 1>been seeing that as people being like this is like

0:47:01.800 --> 0:47:04.160
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna look back and like think about summer twenty

0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:09.080
<v Speaker 1>twenty four. People already predicting that. I'm like, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,

0:47:09.160 --> 0:47:11.640
<v Speaker 1>gots moment, live in the moment. Please please please, pa

0:47:11.840 --> 0:47:13.440
<v Speaker 1>please plea please don't talk about the future. Don't talk

0:47:13.440 --> 0:47:15.560
<v Speaker 1>about the future. The future doesn't exist. The future doesn't exist.

0:47:15.760 --> 0:47:17.160
<v Speaker 1>That's the thing, is like, I don't know if we

0:47:17.400 --> 0:47:19.120
<v Speaker 1>just have the brains that because we were just like

0:47:19.200 --> 0:47:20.759
<v Speaker 1>depressed mongrels and we're like not.

0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:23.160
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't supposed to live.

0:47:23.200 --> 0:47:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I liked. I didn't expect to be alive this long.

0:47:26.080 --> 0:47:28.000
<v Speaker 1>And I'm very grateful that I am. I'm very grateful

0:47:28.000 --> 0:47:29.319
<v Speaker 1>I met the people that I did in my life

0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:32.959
<v Speaker 1>became much much better. But I can't like think about

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:34.320
<v Speaker 1>the future. I can't stand when a bitch is like,

0:47:34.360 --> 0:47:36.000
<v Speaker 1>what are you, sir? A six month plan? Bitch, I

0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:40.319
<v Speaker 1>don't fucking know what are you talking about? Like, oh

0:47:40.400 --> 0:47:42.800
<v Speaker 1>my god, I like, but also my brain's just broken,

0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:45.480
<v Speaker 1>and like we were even talking about travel plans for

0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:48.680
<v Speaker 1>summer and both of us were like, man, should we

0:47:48.760 --> 0:47:50.200
<v Speaker 1>like book that though, because are we going to be alive?

0:47:50.200 --> 0:47:52.000
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, what are we talking about? Like literally,

0:47:52.040 --> 0:47:53.920
<v Speaker 1>what are we talking about? But I'm just like constantly

0:47:54.000 --> 0:47:56.160
<v Speaker 1>fearful of my mortality, So I don't like to think

0:47:56.239 --> 0:47:58.960
<v Speaker 1>in the future because I'm like, you can't plan for that,

0:47:59.080 --> 0:48:00.759
<v Speaker 1>Like who knows what's gonna happ because I'm crazy.

0:48:03.160 --> 0:48:06.000
<v Speaker 2>The trick to conquering your depression is to give yourself

0:48:06.040 --> 0:48:10.239
<v Speaker 2>something to look forward to. Order that fucking shirt, order

0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:13.640
<v Speaker 2>that fucking whatever. Had any parcels like Enya has been

0:48:13.719 --> 0:48:16.640
<v Speaker 2>parcel list. It's like genuinely shocking. I've been getting parcels

0:48:16.840 --> 0:48:20.759
<v Speaker 2>I got, bitch, I just realized I bought that fucking

0:48:20.840 --> 0:48:21.600
<v Speaker 2>camera for nothing.

0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 1>No you didn't, because we can use the fuck out

0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:25.520
<v Speaker 1>of that. That's like a really good camera to app.

0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:27.759
<v Speaker 2>I guess I don't leave the house though, Like if

0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:30.880
<v Speaker 2>you look at the camera role, it's like it's like

0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:31.840
<v Speaker 2>eighty six shops.

0:48:32.000 --> 0:48:34.359
<v Speaker 1>No, that's been mine too. It's been making me really sad.

0:48:34.400 --> 0:48:36.319
<v Speaker 1>I used to like go out and like explore the world.

0:48:36.360 --> 0:48:38.600
<v Speaker 2>We used to do things. What happened to us well,

0:48:38.640 --> 0:48:39.040
<v Speaker 2>because we.

0:48:39.280 --> 0:48:41.799
<v Speaker 1>Became like anxiety induced homebodies.

0:48:41.960 --> 0:48:45.040
<v Speaker 2>It's really sad, Like we really used to like just

0:48:45.320 --> 0:48:48.480
<v Speaker 2>go places and do things. Can we like, actually like tomorrow,

0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:49.560
<v Speaker 2>just drive to Big sir?

0:48:50.560 --> 0:48:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Not tomorrow, but we could go on Wednesday.

0:48:52.160 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 2>That's okay, let's do it, and let's invite Barbie. That'd

0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 2>be actually so wouldn't that be fun? I'm texting her?

0:48:59.360 --> 0:49:03.960
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I've become just such a homebody, Like I

0:49:04.000 --> 0:49:06.279
<v Speaker 1>have separation anxiety from the house now, and it makes

0:49:06.320 --> 0:49:08.239
<v Speaker 1>me really sad because I used to make it a

0:49:08.320 --> 0:49:11.360
<v Speaker 1>point to like fill my days with things. But thankfully

0:49:11.440 --> 0:49:14.320
<v Speaker 1>I have friends who still like expect.

0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:17.960
<v Speaker 2>To doing her big like one big relax I.

0:49:17.960 --> 0:49:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Mean you should still just like invite her, to invite her,

0:49:19.880 --> 0:49:22.279
<v Speaker 1>because that's kind of a relaxing like retreat and we

0:49:22.280 --> 0:49:27.000
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't be doing anything serious. But yeah, I.

0:49:31.960 --> 0:49:32.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:49:33.120 --> 0:49:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't know anymore.

0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, something something, something needs to change.

0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Something literally just shifted.

0:49:44.320 --> 0:49:45.920
<v Speaker 2>There actually might have been a shift.

0:49:46.000 --> 0:49:47.680
<v Speaker 1>I felt that, But I feel kind of like good

0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:48.360
<v Speaker 1>about the shift.

0:49:48.440 --> 0:49:50.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you feel that, I actually do too,

0:49:51.080 --> 0:49:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Like I think that, No, I feel I think talking

0:49:56.880 --> 0:50:01.080
<v Speaker 2>about these issues, y'all, I don't think you'll understand how

0:50:01.200 --> 0:50:08.280
<v Speaker 2>bad my reclusivity has gotten. I've just started writing scripts.

0:50:08.320 --> 0:50:09.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm so fucking bored.

0:50:09.360 --> 0:50:11.279
<v Speaker 1>Like, I think it's kind of happened to our whole

0:50:11.360 --> 0:50:14.000
<v Speaker 1>group too, like our whole friend group. It's just we've

0:50:14.000 --> 0:50:17.359
<v Speaker 1>all just become like, yeah, we like are people who

0:50:17.480 --> 0:50:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I think, which this is funny to say, because obviously

0:50:21.120 --> 0:50:24.920
<v Speaker 1>there are people who like whose jobs are much more demanding.

0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:28.120
<v Speaker 1>But I think like we all just got kind of

0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:30.879
<v Speaker 1>like super involved in our own work and we only

0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:33.080
<v Speaker 1>have like such crazy I think it's because our work

0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:38.560
<v Speaker 1>entails such a social aspect to it that like, now,

0:50:38.760 --> 0:50:41.880
<v Speaker 1>continuing social lives outside of it is really difficult for

0:50:42.000 --> 0:50:44.520
<v Speaker 1>all of us, So we've all kind of just reclused away.

0:50:44.600 --> 0:50:46.440
<v Speaker 1>And it's also just like getting older, like it's so.

0:50:46.840 --> 0:50:48.120
<v Speaker 2>It's growing so crazy.

0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:50.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like in that in between spot where I'm looking

0:50:50.680 --> 0:50:52.000
<v Speaker 1>at a group and I'm like, oh my god, we're

0:50:52.080 --> 0:50:54.640
<v Speaker 1>like we're doing it, like we're all getting older together

0:50:54.719 --> 0:50:56.200
<v Speaker 1>and that makes me really happy. But then I'm like,

0:50:56.280 --> 0:50:59.319
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'm turning twenty six. You're turning twenty seven,

0:50:59.440 --> 0:51:02.160
<v Speaker 1>like Orion's twenty eight, Like yeah, eighteen. Sorry, I always

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:04.880
<v Speaker 1>forget there's a ten year age gap, but like all

0:51:04.960 --> 0:51:07.239
<v Speaker 1>of us are like growing older, and it's like, so

0:51:07.719 --> 0:51:11.439
<v Speaker 1>it's fun. It's so weird, but it is. It is nice.

0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:14.800
<v Speaker 2>I remember one time I laid on the floor, drunk

0:51:14.960 --> 0:51:20.960
<v Speaker 2>as fuck in Orion's lap, sobbing, literally sobbing thinking about

0:51:21.120 --> 0:51:23.759
<v Speaker 2>not being friends with y'all. It was literally like and

0:51:23.840 --> 0:51:26.520
<v Speaker 2>she was like, girl, what the fuck is going on?

0:51:26.760 --> 0:51:28.359
<v Speaker 2>And it was what I needed to hear at the moment.

0:51:28.400 --> 0:51:30.400
<v Speaker 2>But I was literally just like we're all getting like older,

0:51:30.520 --> 0:51:33.719
<v Speaker 2>and like we're like changing and like we're gonna drift

0:51:33.760 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 2>apart one day and all this shit. And then she

0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:38.560
<v Speaker 2>was like, Okay, no, we're not, like chill the fuck out,

0:51:38.680 --> 0:51:41.520
<v Speaker 2>No we're not. But like there just is just like

0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:45.239
<v Speaker 2>a natural like distance that like happens over time, and

0:51:45.320 --> 0:51:49.320
<v Speaker 2>like people get partners and they do their thing just scary.

0:51:49.480 --> 0:51:52.359
<v Speaker 1>It's scared, but it's sweet when we all come together. Still,

0:51:52.440 --> 0:51:54.719
<v Speaker 1>it's like all like when we went to Josie's house,

0:51:54.760 --> 0:51:56.160
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, I haven't felt this

0:51:56.239 --> 0:51:58.239
<v Speaker 1>feeling in a while, and we're like it feels like

0:51:58.280 --> 0:52:01.520
<v Speaker 1>we're kids again and it's really sweet. Oh my god,

0:52:01.760 --> 0:52:04.920
<v Speaker 1>getting older, we're having growing paints. But also like I

0:52:05.000 --> 0:52:06.680
<v Speaker 1>feel kind of fine about it. I'm just like in

0:52:06.760 --> 0:52:13.680
<v Speaker 1>a weird transitional period because I'm scared.

0:52:14.840 --> 0:52:18.160
<v Speaker 2>The shakers and movers are shaking and moving. Yeah, that's

0:52:18.239 --> 0:52:21.040
<v Speaker 2>the thing that's happening, is like there's a lot of

0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:24.120
<v Speaker 2>shaking and moving going on, and there's not a lot

0:52:24.160 --> 0:52:27.880
<v Speaker 2>of news in media reporting the shakers and movers, because

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:29.400
<v Speaker 2>like where is the news in the media?

0:52:29.680 --> 0:52:31.960
<v Speaker 1>The news? Can you believe they're s soul making content?

0:52:33.120 --> 0:52:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Like that's beautiful, that'scating.

0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:36.840
<v Speaker 2>That is a love story.

0:52:37.120 --> 0:52:39.359
<v Speaker 1>Also, like that almost goes to prove to you when

0:52:39.480 --> 0:52:42.920
<v Speaker 1>like something isn't as profitable, it just stays a passion

0:52:43.000 --> 0:52:45.280
<v Speaker 1>and you continue to do it because it's literally a passion.

0:52:46.040 --> 0:52:49.560
<v Speaker 1>One last thing I'll say is I degaff about cookies.

0:52:49.880 --> 0:52:51.719
<v Speaker 1>I will be accepting cookies till the day I die.

0:52:52.320 --> 0:52:54.439
<v Speaker 1>One thing about on the computer, Yeah, one thing about

0:52:54.440 --> 0:52:56.759
<v Speaker 1>me is I will be accepting cookies. They make it

0:52:56.920 --> 0:52:59.759
<v Speaker 1>like I'm just I don't give a fuck.

0:53:00.000 --> 0:53:01.720
<v Speaker 2>I made it too easy to give away your information,

0:53:01.800 --> 0:53:03.360
<v Speaker 2>so you don't even fucking think about it anymore.

0:53:03.440 --> 0:53:04.839
<v Speaker 1>I know, Like I just don't give a fuck. Also,

0:53:04.880 --> 0:53:07.280
<v Speaker 1>it's like too complicated to like go through the checklist

0:53:07.320 --> 0:53:09.120
<v Speaker 1>of what I will accept and not accept. I'd rather

0:53:09.200 --> 0:53:10.680
<v Speaker 1>just accept all the cookies, Like what are you gonna

0:53:10.680 --> 0:53:12.160
<v Speaker 1>do fucking email me? I don't give a fuck, Like

0:53:12.160 --> 0:53:14.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll just like unsubscribe and put you in the spam folder,

0:53:14.719 --> 0:53:17.960
<v Speaker 1>like I don't give a fuck. But actually there was

0:53:18.040 --> 0:53:19.440
<v Speaker 1>something the other day that I was like, why the

0:53:19.520 --> 0:53:20.960
<v Speaker 1>fuck are you texting me about this?

0:53:21.200 --> 0:53:22.400
<v Speaker 2>Like I know.

0:53:24.600 --> 0:53:26.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm on both ends where I don't give a fuck

0:53:26.160 --> 0:53:28.920
<v Speaker 1>about cookies, but also why the fuck are you texting

0:53:29.000 --> 0:53:33.279
<v Speaker 1>me about like underwear? Like I don't need you to

0:53:33.360 --> 0:53:35.920
<v Speaker 1>text me as a reminder to buy more underwear, Like

0:53:36.000 --> 0:53:36.640
<v Speaker 1>are you crazy?

0:53:36.719 --> 0:53:36.919
<v Speaker 2>Bitch?

0:53:36.960 --> 0:53:39.120
<v Speaker 1>I know I need to buy underwear, but I actually

0:53:39.160 --> 0:53:40.680
<v Speaker 1>do need to buy more underwear. I need to buy

0:53:40.680 --> 0:53:42.520
<v Speaker 1>a new bral. It's like none of my shit fits me.

0:53:44.000 --> 0:53:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna get a burst reduction. Yeah, I'm

0:53:46.040 --> 0:53:49.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna get a burst reduction if anybody cares, No, I'm not.

0:53:49.880 --> 0:53:52.600
<v Speaker 1>The thing is that that just sounds like so much work,

0:53:52.760 --> 0:53:54.200
<v Speaker 1>like stuff like that sounds like a lot of work.

0:53:54.280 --> 0:53:56.399
<v Speaker 1>Like that's like why I can't get my nails done

0:53:56.440 --> 0:53:59.800
<v Speaker 1>because for some reason, sitting in a salon for two hours.

0:54:01.239 --> 0:54:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Leaving the house, I'm just like, broh, it is a

0:54:03.560 --> 0:54:05.719
<v Speaker 2>job to leave the house. And I might just like

0:54:05.920 --> 0:54:08.360
<v Speaker 2>low ki be severely depressed and not even realize it.

0:54:08.920 --> 0:54:11.959
<v Speaker 2>But like going out into the world like okay, cool,

0:54:12.040 --> 0:54:15.279
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm gonna go spend seventy bucks like cool, Like yeah,

0:54:15.280 --> 0:54:17.560
<v Speaker 2>I'd rather just stay home, like I'd rather literally just

0:54:17.680 --> 0:54:19.160
<v Speaker 2>rotten bed and use my fucking phone.

0:54:19.160 --> 0:54:20.920
<v Speaker 1>But then once it's like five pm in the sun

0:54:21.040 --> 0:54:22.440
<v Speaker 1>is going down, I'm like, I've wasted the sun.

0:54:22.520 --> 0:54:22.759
<v Speaker 2>The sun.

0:54:22.800 --> 0:54:23.880
<v Speaker 1>I need the sun. I didn't see that.

0:54:24.000 --> 0:54:27.279
<v Speaker 2>The first time in a very long time. I got

0:54:27.440 --> 0:54:29.839
<v Speaker 2>that feeling yesterday where I was just like, oh my god,

0:54:29.920 --> 0:54:32.000
<v Speaker 2>like I haven't left the house in like a week.

0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:34.400
<v Speaker 2>The only time I left was to like get skincare.

0:54:34.960 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 1>You know how I know my medication is working. I've

0:54:39.520 --> 0:54:41.800
<v Speaker 1>been wearing this shirt for over twenty four hours and

0:54:41.880 --> 0:54:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck. That's sad, crazy, that's crazy.

0:54:45.000 --> 0:54:49.560
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't shower yesterday, but like I stayed home

0:54:49.600 --> 0:54:53.239
<v Speaker 1>all day. I don't want anybody to call me gross.

0:54:53.320 --> 0:54:59.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gross. But I have good news. Everybody who

0:54:59.400 --> 0:55:01.960
<v Speaker 1>via the po cast set I had OCD.

0:55:03.840 --> 0:55:08.960
<v Speaker 2>CONGRATSY were right, you were right, and you got her diagnoses.

0:55:09.680 --> 0:55:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I got diagnosed with a plethora of beautiful labels. Thank

0:55:13.760 --> 0:55:14.480
<v Speaker 1>the heavens.

0:55:15.160 --> 0:55:17.480
<v Speaker 2>And now you know and how it has your life changed.

0:55:26.400 --> 0:55:28.480
<v Speaker 1>There's still little things. There's still little.

0:55:28.280 --> 0:55:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Things that are the knocking on wood. It will, I think,

0:55:31.239 --> 0:55:32.439
<v Speaker 2>be with me till the day I die.

0:55:32.480 --> 0:55:34.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think. I cannot do it like it's and.

0:55:34.880 --> 0:55:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Even saying it, I'm like, I have to do it

0:55:36.440 --> 0:55:37.080
<v Speaker 2>if i'd say it.

0:55:37.280 --> 0:55:39.360
<v Speaker 1>My psychiatrist told me that I should just write a

0:55:39.440 --> 0:55:41.239
<v Speaker 1>list of things that I know I still do and

0:55:41.320 --> 0:55:43.000
<v Speaker 1>that I can recognize that I do. But I was like,

0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:45.439
<v Speaker 1>I literally said it. I was like, talking on wood

0:55:45.480 --> 0:55:48.000
<v Speaker 1>won't kill me. And he was like yeah, but You're

0:55:48.320 --> 0:55:51.080
<v Speaker 1>like that's how it becomes like a bigger thing. And

0:55:51.160 --> 0:55:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you're crazy, man, You're crazy.

0:55:55.440 --> 0:55:58.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fucking crazy. You calling me crazy, You're crazy, but

0:55:58.360 --> 0:56:00.839
<v Speaker 2>it is You're fucking crazy. Oh my god, now you're

0:56:00.880 --> 0:56:01.720
<v Speaker 2>fucking crazy.

0:56:02.680 --> 0:56:04.919
<v Speaker 1>I still do have to wash my hands a lot

0:56:05.080 --> 0:56:07.319
<v Speaker 1>after I eat certain things, Like yesterday, those chicken wings

0:56:07.400 --> 0:56:10.160
<v Speaker 1>really really really stained my fingers and I washed them

0:56:10.239 --> 0:56:12.879
<v Speaker 1>like five six times, but the smell would't go away.

0:56:12.920 --> 0:56:14.680
<v Speaker 1>And then I do this thing where, Okay, this is

0:56:14.719 --> 0:56:17.520
<v Speaker 1>a bit crazy to admit, I do this thing where

0:56:17.600 --> 0:56:19.520
<v Speaker 1>like sometimes when my fingers I feel like they still

0:56:19.560 --> 0:56:24.200
<v Speaker 1>smell like food, I will literally like wash like basically

0:56:24.280 --> 0:56:26.160
<v Speaker 1>the inside of my nostrils because I'm convinced that, like

0:56:26.160 --> 0:56:29.920
<v Speaker 1>from putting my fingers here, I've stained my nose. And

0:56:30.080 --> 0:56:31.960
<v Speaker 1>sometimes it works, and then other times I just like

0:56:32.040 --> 0:56:33.120
<v Speaker 1>get a bunch of SOAPSU.

0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:39.080
<v Speaker 2>Your sister mentioned once about a big mac staining your upper.

0:56:39.000 --> 0:56:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Lip, well her upper left. You know what, maybe she

0:56:43.800 --> 0:56:45.200
<v Speaker 1>also fucking has oc.

0:56:45.280 --> 0:56:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, not to diagnose, but possibly also. It is

0:56:50.760 --> 0:56:54.600
<v Speaker 2>crazy how certain compliments that I have gotten. I don't

0:56:54.600 --> 0:56:58.399
<v Speaker 2>know how I got to this point, but Jonathan one

0:56:58.520 --> 0:57:02.640
<v Speaker 2>time said to me, I very rarely get compliments, like

0:57:02.840 --> 0:57:05.359
<v Speaker 2>very rarely I passed them out. I love telling people

0:57:05.400 --> 0:57:07.040
<v Speaker 2>they look good it's like my favorite thing. It's just

0:57:07.120 --> 0:57:09.200
<v Speaker 2>catching catching them off guard and seeing them blush a

0:57:09.239 --> 0:57:11.400
<v Speaker 2>little and like like, oh, what is up. It's my

0:57:11.440 --> 0:57:13.040
<v Speaker 2>favorite thing in the world to do. I don't get

0:57:13.040 --> 0:57:16.280
<v Speaker 2>that in return. But one thing I compliment you, you

0:57:16.800 --> 0:57:20.600
<v Speaker 2>compliment me, you compliment me. But one thing that I said,

0:57:20.920 --> 0:57:24.439
<v Speaker 2>or that Jonathan said to me, literally changed my life forever,

0:57:24.560 --> 0:57:26.800
<v Speaker 2>because I have a big, fucking, nasty, giant nose. But

0:57:26.880 --> 0:57:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Jonathan one time looked at me and he was like, true,

0:57:28.840 --> 0:57:31.600
<v Speaker 2>like you have like a beautiful nose, Like you have

0:57:31.720 --> 0:57:34.400
<v Speaker 2>a perfect nose. And I have been living off that

0:57:34.520 --> 0:57:37.280
<v Speaker 2>compliment for literally three years. I am not exaggerating. And

0:57:37.320 --> 0:57:39.919
<v Speaker 2>then there was one other thing that someone said they're

0:57:39.920 --> 0:57:43.440
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god. Like but that the

0:57:43.600 --> 0:57:46.640
<v Speaker 2>same goes for the opposite direction, like there are certain

0:57:46.680 --> 0:57:50.520
<v Speaker 2>things that people have pointed out that literally haunt me.

0:57:50.720 --> 0:57:52.960
<v Speaker 2>They haunt me, and I want to, oh, I won't say.

0:57:53.040 --> 0:57:55.680
<v Speaker 2>I won't say because people can't know my insecurities.

0:57:55.840 --> 0:57:57.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. I genuinely think you were like one

0:57:57.960 --> 0:57:58.959
<v Speaker 1>of the most attractive people.

0:57:58.960 --> 0:57:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:58:02.920 --> 0:58:07.200
<v Speaker 1>You mean it, like in an alternate universe we were

0:58:07.240 --> 0:58:07.880
<v Speaker 1>supposed to date.

0:58:08.560 --> 0:58:10.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm very glad we didn't.

0:58:10.240 --> 0:58:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm very glad we didn't. We would we would

0:58:12.800 --> 0:58:13.360
<v Speaker 1>kill each other.

0:58:13.800 --> 0:58:14.160
<v Speaker 2>We would.

0:58:14.240 --> 0:58:16.080
<v Speaker 1>We would be the bitches who were fist fighting behind

0:58:16.120 --> 0:58:20.560
<v Speaker 1>closed doors, like we would start fucking hitting, Like my

0:58:20.680 --> 0:58:23.480
<v Speaker 1>ID story would be full of like I love him

0:58:23.560 --> 0:58:25.440
<v Speaker 1>so much. No, it would be like, bitch, fuck you,

0:58:25.480 --> 0:58:28.200
<v Speaker 1>I'll kill you, Anthiona Apple, like that's what my IG

0:58:28.360 --> 0:58:28.920
<v Speaker 1>story would be.

0:58:29.360 --> 0:58:31.160
<v Speaker 2>Bitch called the cops out of sex with them.

0:58:31.720 --> 0:58:33.880
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we were supposed to date, but like, thank

0:58:33.920 --> 0:58:36.000
<v Speaker 1>god we didn't. That's what I feel about, Like Sophieople,

0:58:36.040 --> 0:58:38.920
<v Speaker 1>I know who I'm very close to, is like there

0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:41.040
<v Speaker 1>was a world where I was supposed to date that person.

0:58:41.080 --> 0:58:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, thank god, oh thank you would have killed each.

0:58:46.000 --> 0:58:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Other, Drews, I have corner now though Okay, I didn't

0:58:50.600 --> 0:58:53.560
<v Speaker 2>write any of these down. These are all straight pulled

0:58:53.640 --> 0:58:58.400
<v Speaker 2>from my email, so keep that in mind. This is

0:58:58.520 --> 0:59:03.440
<v Speaker 2>from and I accidentally don't someone last week, so I'm

0:59:03.440 --> 0:59:05.880
<v Speaker 2>not I'm not gonna say last names anymore, but Susanne,

0:59:05.880 --> 0:59:10.560
<v Speaker 2>you know who you are, mother should have named Oh wait, damn,

0:59:10.680 --> 0:59:14.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm so bad at reading, bro Like what, I really

0:59:14.480 --> 0:59:16.240
<v Speaker 2>don't know where it went wrong?

0:59:16.440 --> 0:59:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't know where we're wrong. The thing is,

0:59:18.160 --> 0:59:21.520
<v Speaker 1>you're really smart. I think it's not like it's not intelligence.

0:59:21.760 --> 0:59:22.360
<v Speaker 2>My brain is No.

0:59:22.600 --> 0:59:24.919
<v Speaker 1>I think I genuinely think you have dyslexia. But again

0:59:25.160 --> 0:59:26.440
<v Speaker 1>we're sitting here like diagnosed.

0:59:27.960 --> 0:59:31.880
<v Speaker 2>Her mother should have named her twelve because she doesn't cook,

0:59:32.240 --> 0:59:36.320
<v Speaker 2>doesn't clean, doesn't do anything. That's literally you and you leaves.

0:59:36.520 --> 0:59:38.960
<v Speaker 2>You can tell how long Inya leaves dishes in the

0:59:39.000 --> 0:59:42.080
<v Speaker 2>sinks by how many mugs are in the sink. And

0:59:42.200 --> 0:59:46.120
<v Speaker 2>we are on day fourteen right now. All I'm kidding, no,

0:59:46.880 --> 0:59:49.160
<v Speaker 2>I use okay, this is actually gross to it.

0:59:49.240 --> 0:59:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I say, you're disgusting.

0:59:50.960 --> 0:59:56.000
<v Speaker 2>I have used the same Mason jar to drink my

0:59:56.120 --> 0:59:59.840
<v Speaker 2>concoction every morning for the last like month.

1:00:00.280 --> 1:00:02.920
<v Speaker 1>And like I've cleaned the dark as he drinks chlorophyll

1:00:02.920 --> 1:00:05.400
<v Speaker 1>out of it, and I've literally washed the green away

1:00:05.520 --> 1:00:07.560
<v Speaker 1>multiple times. And then at this point I don't clean

1:00:07.640 --> 1:00:10.800
<v Speaker 1>his Mason jarks. I'm like, dude, it's literally I feel.

1:00:10.600 --> 1:00:11.600
<v Speaker 2>Like seasoning a coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're like a You're like the the kids who

1:00:14.640 --> 1:00:19.640
<v Speaker 1>like are pheromout maxing. Oh yeah, with your cup, your

1:00:19.720 --> 1:00:20.800
<v Speaker 1>breath maxing.

1:00:20.720 --> 1:00:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Breath maxing. This is just a certified classic from fab never.

1:00:24.800 --> 1:00:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Smelled your breath and been like your breath stinks?

1:00:27.080 --> 1:00:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Period?

1:00:27.720 --> 1:00:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever smelled my breath?

1:00:28.800 --> 1:00:31.800
<v Speaker 2>You smell my breath on everything? On God, I haven't.

1:00:32.000 --> 1:00:34.720
<v Speaker 2>There are certain people that I have and I will

1:00:34.720 --> 1:00:35.120
<v Speaker 2>not name that.

1:00:35.200 --> 1:00:36.680
<v Speaker 1>I feel like the worst my breath can be is

1:00:36.720 --> 1:00:37.920
<v Speaker 1>like it smells like coffee.

1:00:38.080 --> 1:00:40.000
<v Speaker 2>The worst my breath can be is after I eat

1:00:40.080 --> 1:00:41.720
<v Speaker 2>cheese or milk and like three hours later.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like the way word never smell your breathrown. We

1:00:45.000 --> 1:00:46.000
<v Speaker 1>begin in closest fun.

1:00:46.640 --> 1:00:49.760
<v Speaker 2>We like snuggling bed and shit. This is from at

1:00:49.920 --> 1:00:53.000
<v Speaker 2>fab dt la underscore on Twitter. This is just like

1:00:54.440 --> 1:00:59.360
<v Speaker 2>a certified fucking classic. Youw she fucked the weed man

1:00:59.480 --> 1:01:02.240
<v Speaker 2>for weed a bitch. That's fucking the text man for

1:01:02.400 --> 1:01:09.520
<v Speaker 2>text valid, very valid. I hate when I tell someone

1:01:09.640 --> 1:01:11.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be there in ten minutes and they're calling

1:01:11.840 --> 1:01:12.720
<v Speaker 2>me every half hour.

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<v Speaker 1>That's literally me.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, I just got that one. I just got like,

1:01:19.760 --> 1:01:23.160
<v Speaker 2>I just got that. That is literally you. If she

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<v Speaker 2>drives a Honda, there's a hojo in duh car. Josie.

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<v Speaker 2>The cloth I'm cut from is sold out permanently.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 2>Why tornadoes never hit banks, blow some money over here,

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<v Speaker 2>and motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've actually seen in a one of the

1:01:47.000 --> 1:01:49.600
<v Speaker 1>tornado videos. I watched that a tornado did hit a

1:01:49.640 --> 1:01:51.640
<v Speaker 1>bank and the only thing left standing was the safe,

1:01:51.760 --> 1:01:53.000
<v Speaker 1>and everybody hit in the safe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they I think that was the grocery or the

1:01:58.000 --> 1:02:02.640
<v Speaker 2>cooler at the gas station. Oh it was smoking button

1:02:02.720 --> 1:02:05.160
<v Speaker 2>naked and just drop some of the blunt on my balls.

1:02:05.320 --> 1:02:09.080
<v Speaker 2>I scrum so fucking loud, scrum crumped.

1:02:11.400 --> 1:02:13.800
<v Speaker 1>How were you supposed to say? I screamed, screaming.

1:02:13.880 --> 1:02:17.040
<v Speaker 2>I think I screamed, That's what I would say. I screamed,

1:02:17.240 --> 1:02:20.160
<v Speaker 2>I asked, I'm gonna start saying. I scrummed. Motherfuckers can't

1:02:20.200 --> 1:02:23.160
<v Speaker 2>wait to tell your business. That's why I'd be lying.

1:02:23.440 --> 1:02:26.280
<v Speaker 2>You thought it was tea, and the whole time it

1:02:26.400 --> 1:02:30.560
<v Speaker 2>was piss. You thought it was tea. The whole time

1:02:30.640 --> 1:02:31.200
<v Speaker 2>it was piss.

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<v Speaker 1>The term lying is the most fun a girl can

1:02:34.080 --> 1:02:36.080
<v Speaker 1>have without taking her clothes off is so crazy because

1:02:36.080 --> 1:02:38.640
<v Speaker 1>that's insinuating that, like lying is less fun than having

1:02:38.680 --> 1:02:43.040
<v Speaker 1>sex with a man, and I got bad news. For

1:02:43.160 --> 1:02:45.439
<v Speaker 1>the most part, lying is way more fun.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a banger. How are you gay and can't dress?

1:02:53.800 --> 1:02:55.480
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck were you doing the whole time you

1:02:55.600 --> 1:02:56.240
<v Speaker 2>was in the closet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a really good Yeah, that was Marina Marina.

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<v Speaker 2>Joints, Marina Joitcy. Y'all, we need a new Marina Joitsy

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<v Speaker 2>really fucking badly, Like we need someone that, like the

1:03:11.120 --> 1:03:11.800
<v Speaker 2>there is one.

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<v Speaker 1>You are the new Marina Joinsy. Like people who don't

1:03:15.360 --> 1:03:17.520
<v Speaker 1>know you who find you are so confused by you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so awesome. I wish I had that. But people

1:03:20.160 --> 1:03:22.120
<v Speaker 1>who don't know about me and find me, they're like, oh,

1:03:22.160 --> 1:03:24.400
<v Speaker 1>this missy girl. But the only thing they don't know

1:03:24.440 --> 1:03:25.800
<v Speaker 1>is that I'm actually really funny.

1:03:26.240 --> 1:03:29.840
<v Speaker 2>The one thing they don't know is that I am celibate.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so brave mm hmm. That would be my biggest issue.

1:03:37.320 --> 1:03:40.360
<v Speaker 1>It's like, I actually know at this point, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>give a fuck about sex, Like it really is true.

1:03:42.600 --> 1:03:44.640
<v Speaker 1>The older you get, the less you care about fucking sacks.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sure for most people, like for a lot

1:03:46.480 --> 1:03:48.240
<v Speaker 1>of people that's not the case. But bitch, I couldn't

1:03:48.240 --> 1:03:51.760
<v Speaker 1>give a fuck about having sex, Like it is not

1:03:51.920 --> 1:03:54.680
<v Speaker 1>something that like wait, crosses my mind ever.

1:03:55.160 --> 1:03:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Having a porn addiction is gay as fuck. Yeah, like,

1:04:00.000 --> 1:04:03.400
<v Speaker 2>how the fuck are you addicted to watching someone else

1:04:03.480 --> 1:04:11.000
<v Speaker 2>get pussy? Like, hello, hello, you're gay? You nasty if

1:04:11.000 --> 1:04:12.720
<v Speaker 2>you take your cup in the bathroom and let the

1:04:12.760 --> 1:04:15.560
<v Speaker 2>doodo air get on it, that's India with her coffee

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, I don't give a fuck. See that's how whatever,

1:04:20.480 --> 1:04:22.640
<v Speaker 1>that's how I should have knew it was OCD because

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<v Speaker 1>I that like, that doesn't apply to me. That just

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<v Speaker 1>makes no sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's all I got for y'all. Shout out to.

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<v Speaker 1>When is ohji is available?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, we just pushed the new update. We just

1:04:41.880 --> 1:04:45.560
<v Speaker 2>pushed the new update for drumoji. I don't think y'all

1:04:45.600 --> 1:04:46.840
<v Speaker 2>want drumoji bad enough.

1:04:47.560 --> 1:04:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I use it all the fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I know everybody. I can see how many drumojis have

1:04:52.280 --> 1:04:56.200
<v Speaker 2>been used, and it is crazy how many, Like literally

1:04:56.280 --> 1:04:58.600
<v Speaker 2>everybody I've sent it to uses it regularly.

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<v Speaker 1>I like love it really. Yesterday I was texting my

1:05:01.320 --> 1:05:05.160
<v Speaker 1>sister and I was being like crazy and I was

1:05:05.320 --> 1:05:07.160
<v Speaker 1>like saying a bunch of stuff to her and then

1:05:07.200 --> 1:05:10.320
<v Speaker 1>I ended it. Oh no, we got a glue that

1:05:10.840 --> 1:05:12.520
<v Speaker 1>all her wing is broken.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so sad her victorious secret wings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

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<v Speaker 2>still happening?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so you're gonna get your wings A right,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to sended your mojie to O Ryan, I

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<v Speaker 1>miss Oriyan all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, everybody, ma alright? Oh oh oh Ryan body parts?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? What the hell? Wait? Where's my guy? Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Get rid of my at the bottom, very last bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's my favorite one. I love that one. This

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<v Speaker 1>is my favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you. You make me so happy.

1:06:05.040 --> 1:06:06.400
<v Speaker 2>You make me so happy you.

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<v Speaker 1>There are like few people who like when I think

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<v Speaker 1>of them, like I literally get like bursts of love.

1:06:14.560 --> 1:06:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Like I literally get a what is it called that

1:06:16.640 --> 1:06:19.040
<v Speaker 1>couple that was like love surge and they were like

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<v Speaker 1>freaking out. I get that because I have that with

1:06:21.920 --> 1:06:28.200
<v Speaker 1>like you, Josie, Orian Rain, Josh Lucas Christian, like all

1:06:28.280 --> 1:06:31.080
<v Speaker 1>people I think of it, I'm like, oh, oh my god.

1:06:32.960 --> 1:06:37.400
<v Speaker 1>But like with Josiah, it's like different, like with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and Josiah's different like Josiah's my son, but like not really,

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<v Speaker 1>but like all I loved. Oh, I love my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, thank you guys for watching. I'm gonna ship.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like literally my ritual as we do the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I and I go nonverbal for four hours.

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<v Speaker 4>My sh