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Speaker 1: Well, cryptic pregnancy should be illegal. Fan fan, cryptic pregnancies.

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Speaker 1: That is evil. That is evil, evil evil. A woman's

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Speaker 1: life is suffering, Like, are you fucking kidding me? I

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Speaker 1: could just be pregnant and I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That is the scariest shit I have ever heard in

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Speaker 2: my life. That like, bitch, like people like party and

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Speaker 2: drink and do drugs exactly.

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Speaker 1: Always my immediate thought when someone's like, yeah, I have

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Speaker 1: a cryptic pregnancy, I'm like, that baby is gonna need

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Speaker 1: alcohol immediately. Yeah, but that's also be assuming. Most people

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Speaker 1: are just like drinking often, like maybe a lot of

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Speaker 1: people don't actually drink that much. But I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Like I feel like cryptic pregnancies, I usually see it's

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Speaker 1: like a younger person who has it, and I'm like, bitch,

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Speaker 1: I know that baby was at the frat parties, Like

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Speaker 1: that baby was out with y'all, like y'all need What

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Speaker 1: y'all were supposed to be doing was calling an uber

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Speaker 1: x L because there was an extra fucking passenger.

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Speaker 2: That okay, but wait, the tea is is like drinking

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Speaker 2: while pregnant? Really that bad? Two podcasters get my start talking, Maybe.

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Speaker 1: Just start talking, like you know it literally like a

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Speaker 1: wine a day with like a glass of wine a

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Speaker 1: day with your pregnant when you're pregnant is like not that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, my wife drank a quarter of fireball every night.

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Speaker 2: Your wife while she was pregnant with me?

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Speaker 1: Yes, your wife is pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she gave birth to me.

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Speaker 1: Your wife gave birth to you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Okay, held to your mom, she's eighteen as well.

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Speaker 2: My mom is my wife, my life.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, cryptic pregnancies are really really creeping me the

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Speaker 1: fuck out. I would be so mad, I would feel so.

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Speaker 1: But also it's because I don't want kids. I feel

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Speaker 1: like most people who have cryptic pregnancies, it's like fuck,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to do this right now, but like

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Speaker 1: I'm down for this, bitch. I don't want babies. I

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Speaker 1: don't want kids. I don't want kids. I don't want kids.

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Speaker 1: I don't want kids. I don't want kids. Watch me

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Speaker 1: end up having kids. You're gonna have to see all

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Speaker 1: this content of me being like, fuck kids, fuck kids,

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Speaker 1: I hate kids. I don't want kids.

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Speaker 2: I think something is gonna click in your brain and

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Speaker 2: you're gonna want kids one day.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. The thing is, I feel like so

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Speaker 1: many women I know have always had like a maternal

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Speaker 1: have always wanted kids. They never went from being like, oh,

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Speaker 1: fuck kids to being like, I think I'm ready, So

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Also, it doesn't work too that all

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Speaker 1: of my friends, for the most part, all of my

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Speaker 1: homegirls are like, bitch, I do not want fucking kids.

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Speaker 1: So like we're literally in the witches club. We're like

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Speaker 1: literally all evil.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all evil witches who don't believe in having

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Speaker 3: like offspring.

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Speaker 2: Damn I want children?

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Speaker 3: Then right, well, what's your birth plan? Are you gonna

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Speaker 3: do a natural birth?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I wish you could have a bit.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna carry my child.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing is Drew's asking that before, and I've

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Speaker 1: been like.

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Speaker 2: Girl, health, we wouldn't make awesome as babies though, and

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Speaker 2: you would have nothing to do with the child afterwards.

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Speaker 2: I would raise it.

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Speaker 1: Are you allowed to take antidepressants and stuff while you're pregnant?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh, per but like no, babies inside produce natural

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Speaker 2: hormones that make women happier.

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Speaker 1: Uh. I think the opposite.

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Speaker 2: Appen the postpartum depression is the most diabolical shit. Like,

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Speaker 2: women's life really is suffering, That's what I'm saying, And

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Speaker 2: it's suffering in silent.

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Speaker 1: Literally, the baby like sucks all of your life and

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Speaker 1: juices from you. I will say, though, like I do

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Speaker 1: think motherhood is beautiful, but I just don't have a

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Speaker 2: Awkward.

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Speaker 1: People get so confused because I say stuff like that,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm like my mom and then they're like, wait,

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Speaker 1: I'm confused, this is her mom dead?

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Speaker 2: Listen, set the record.

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Speaker 1: There layers to this shit, bro, Like, there's layers to

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Speaker 1: this ship. My stepmom is my Mommy my birth mom

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Speaker 3: I'm yeah, I'm glad it brings you joy. Why Why

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Speaker 3: does my mom's death bring you joy?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just because I have you all

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Speaker 2: to myself.

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Speaker 1: Now. Yeah. If Drew's ever said I'm like, oh my

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Speaker 2: That is literally not true.

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Speaker 3: I'm so yeah, it's not true, because if you jumped

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Speaker 3: on a bed and started jumping around, you would fucking faint.

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Speaker 2: No bitch, I've been standing up and like on the

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Speaker 2: verge of fainting for the last like three days. And

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Speaker 2: I have like a blood or like a heart rate

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Speaker 2: Oh why I got it? I just I got it.

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Speaker 2: Oh because my mom was my older brother got diagnosed

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Speaker 2: with like POTS when he was like twenty or something

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Speaker 2: like I think it's called like post something tachycardia, like

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Speaker 2: orthostatic tacocardia. It's like your heart rate is just like

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Speaker 2: rate like skyrockets, and like h A lot of gearros

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Speaker 2: have it. But boys can get pots too, So my

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Speaker 2: mom just like got me a heart rate monitor.

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Speaker 1: Boys deserve to have pots.

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Speaker 2: No boy, literally boys can have pots. Two girls can

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Speaker 2: have autism as well. It's not just adhd oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing awareness to the misdiagnosis. Of many

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Speaker 1: women across the country.

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Speaker 2: I tour, I tour.

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Speaker 1: I don't even remember what the Oh that's why you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, oh, let me, what was

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Speaker 2: I even I don't even know if.

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Speaker 1: You stand up. When you stand up, you almost fucking

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Speaker 2: Oh well, I was just gonna go look for my

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Speaker 2: and I couldn't fucking find it, and Josh stole it

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Speaker 2: And then Kai stole my fucking three quarters jack okay.

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Speaker 1: The real stretch of something.

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Speaker 2: And then someone stole my camera and didn't put it back.

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Speaker 2: Like everything I own is getting stolen from.

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Speaker 1: Me, except your heart. No one can never take that from.

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Speaker 2: You, exactly. But I didn't. I didn't get to test

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Speaker 2: my heart rate. But I've been really down, tremendously bad

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Speaker 2: standing up like I last night. I was like, watch

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Speaker 2: this and I can make myself pass out. It didn't work.

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Speaker 1: I got it on video.

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Speaker 2: Oh you recorded it, Yeah, I want to watch it.

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Speaker 2: I could probably do it right now because.

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Speaker 1: Cold demonstration.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there was like there was like two percent of

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Speaker 2: what's been happening to me, but I don't have pots. Hmmm.

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Speaker 4: I walked over here, there was a there was a tinge,

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Speaker 4: there was a moment, There is a moment.

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Speaker 1: Exactly you're always just like I almost fainted. I was

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Speaker 2: Literally like a mini at times? Once I took too

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Speaker 2: much uh not? I almost said tramat too much? Tras

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Speaker 2: what the fuck is happening, Like literally what is happening.

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Speaker 2: I've never felt like this before. And then my eyes

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Speaker 2: I think I'm passing out. So instead of just like

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Speaker 2: down tremendously bad because I was shirtless and nobody in

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Speaker 1: Yes, say, I feel like even until like the past

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Speaker 2: No, I literally was like so disgusted by my body.

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Speaker 2: And I have this one very vivid of my dead brother.

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Speaker 2: This is the reason why he died. It's because he

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Speaker 1: That like body dysmorphia had it entered it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, body dysmorphia hadn't entered the picture. Well, We're floating

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Speaker 2: He just looked at my like my love handles, and

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Speaker 2: he was like, wow, you're pecking on the pounds there.

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Speaker 2: It's really hanging over the edge of your swim suit.

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Speaker 2: And he just like kept going in. He was like,

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Speaker 2: I was like, bitch, I was literally like twenty six

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Speaker 2: But I was just like entering like early stages.

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Speaker 1: Of six pounds of tiny.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy, is that big?

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Speaker 1: That's when I was eight. I was literally like eight pounds.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. But yeah, ever since that moment, I

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Speaker 1: Then you're able to be shirtless. Yeah, well we've gotten

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Speaker 2: Like the banisters? Aren't that? Isn't that what you like

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Speaker 1: Two bitches were likes? Just sounds like very patriotic to me.

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Speaker 2: Let's ask chat GPT. Hello, Hey, can you speak to

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Speaker 5: I can definitely adjust my tone to be more fun

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Speaker 2: What would you like to chat about?

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Speaker 3: Bree?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 3: How's it go?

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Speaker 2: Hie?

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Speaker 1: There? Hey wait, I don't want to pay there? Hi there,

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Speaker 2: Hey wait? This is literally this is me scrolling through

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Speaker 2: the winter Land system. Let's talk about that. They won. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Literally, GBT is just the new.

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Speaker 2: Dig Yeah, arbor. Okay, like, hello, this app is a

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Speaker 1: Like we've been playing with it and it's the slowest

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Speaker 2: So hi, can you talk to me using gay slang only?

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Speaker 2: Sure thing? All right, honey, let's spill the tea.

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Speaker 5: So you know, when you're serving looks, giving face and

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Speaker 1: All Okay, you didn't even ask for all.

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Speaker 2: This was a cram on, like multiple levels. What is

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Speaker 5: No hate crimes here, just serving language realness. A banister

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Speaker 4: It's there to give you a little.

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Speaker 2: Keep it cute and safe, darling. Okay, that was terrifying

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Speaker 2: Let's play let's hello. Hey, can I eat your shoes?

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Speaker 5: Well that's the first. I think my shoes might be

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Speaker 2: I'm coming out to my family very soon and I

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Speaker 5: That's a big step and I'm here for you.

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Speaker 2: Here a few things, use more gaze lane, got it.

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Speaker 5: So when you're ready to spill the tea, find a

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Speaker 5: And remember, hunty, breathe and take your time. There's no

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Speaker 2: You just left me speechless. We're done for now.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. When you're asking somebody like how should I

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Speaker 1: ready to spill the tea, Like that's like that one

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Speaker 2: She no, she said, like a specific word like that

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, next time someone trauma dumps on me,

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Speaker 2: Be like, thanks for spilling, Thanks for spilling. Did you

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Speaker 2: know Tyra Bank Branks, Tyra Brinks, Oh my god, Tyra

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Speaker 2: Banks referenced what was that fucking scary, spooky, pooky movie

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Speaker 2: No, you looked good. You looked good. You looked good.

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Speaker 1: Like when I see pictures of me when I was

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Speaker 1: Well, when I had orange hair, I was like manically depressed,

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Speaker 2: Well, I just realized, like probably a few days ago,

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Speaker 2: like on a regular basis, Like I might have committed

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Speaker 2: And I think they're still inside that cupboard over there,

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Speaker 1: Bad take on it because you like your food fucking cold.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, like air fryers. Like I really tried.

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Speaker 2: Like y'all don't have a microwave me and you are

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Speaker 2: It's just like the way they they look horrible on

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Speaker 2: like no, let's have that conversation like we're putting like

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Speaker 1: Say that, like our fridge isn't like actually about to explode,

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Speaker 1: For a split second, all I could focus on.

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Speaker 1: And last night I was really convinced. But this, this

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Speaker 2: Also, Josh has never once in his goddamn life cleaned

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Speaker 2: the lint catcher and the dryer, and like, I know

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Speaker 2: happen with our dryer. But back to air fryers. Fuck

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Speaker 2: air friers. But Ninja made one that like not the gamer, like.

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Speaker 2: Also fuck Ninja creamy. Like there's so many like weird

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Speaker 2: Like it's like capitalism, Like it's like, do you really

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Speaker 2: need something to make you ice cream in your house? Like, actually,

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Speaker 2: Like and I know that shit does not taste as

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Speaker 1: I think they stole that from something.

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Speaker 2: I said they did. They did. They're literally just blue

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Speaker 1: I want it.

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Speaker 2: I want it, and you can like detach the cooking

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Speaker 1: Food is so weird.

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Speaker 2: I know, literally, food is scary. Food is weird.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see food cooking. I don't want it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want it.

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Speaker 2: The thing I if I see raw meat, if I

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Speaker 2: oh oh god, Like all I can think about was

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Speaker 2: the life that they led before and how dark sighted

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Speaker 2: and eating. It means that they literally just dump grass

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Speaker 2: grass and they're still being abused. It is so sick

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Speaker 1: I hate it so much. But like I love chicken.

439
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,719
Speaker 2: I love chicken, and I love a burger like I

440
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 2: love a good out.

441
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. But oh in and out. I

442
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 1: used to be an in and out hater and I

443
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 1: don't know what switched this year, but like now, and

444
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: I don't like burgers because burgers make my hands stink

445
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 1: like for a long time.

446
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 2: Burger finger, burger finger.

447
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding, that's real, Like I literally like my

448
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: fingers smell like it, and like there are certain foods

449
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 1: that I eat that require a shower after. Wingstop is

450
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 1: one of those foods. Like I cause I get like

451
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 1: barbecue wingstop and I feel like, oh that it goes

452
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 1: through all the cuts on my finger for me biting

453
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 1: my nails and it's like in my bloodstream and I

454
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: need to go shower and like open up my poor So.

455
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 2: I'm not greasy. By the way, y'all, my hair is wet.

456
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 2: I like wetted it right before we started.

457
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, food is really scary. And also we're not

458
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 1: saying that in like a nasty, fucking eaty way, like

459
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,919
Speaker 1: don't play around, don't fucking play Food is just so weird,

460
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: like food, like I hate, you know what it is,

461
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: Like I've been talking about it a lot, Like we've

462
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: been talking about it this week, but I've been talking

463
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: about it with my therapist about like I just hate

464
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 1: decision making when it comes to food. And I think

465
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: that's why.

466
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 2: I like it's because everything hurts our fucking stomach.

467
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 1: Everything hurts dude. Literally yesterday, my stomach hurts so fucking

468
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,160
Speaker 1: bad from eating these random chicken wings.

469
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:51,880
Speaker 2: Chicken wing, chicken chicken wing to get in Macarna with

470
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:56,439
Speaker 2: my homete Uh.

471
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, food is really creepy. We saw this fucking

472
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,400
Speaker 1: song that I was like, this is literally me and Drew.

473
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 2: Literally when I'm eating food, all I can think about,

474
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,439
Speaker 2: specifically meat, all I can think about is like the

475
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 2: mutilated corpses of like the dead critter that like lived

476
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 2: the saddest, most drab life ever that I'm just like

477
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 2: eating on. And it was like it was someone's child,

478
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 2: It was potentially someone's mother and father, like the one

479
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 2: food that I cannot get behind. I don't know. I

480
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 2: think my mom made me think like that because like

481
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 2: she's she does not eat meat.

482
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: Well, I will say sometimes when I get like chicken wings, Okay, wingstop,

483
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,439
Speaker 1: you need to get your shit together, because sometimes your

484
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 1: chicken wings come with like a little feather on it.

485
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: The second I see that, oh the things you've lied about, Like,

486
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 1: get that out of my fucking face. Are you fucking

487
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: kidding me? This shit is alive and like fucking clucking around,

488
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 1: And now I'm just like sitting watching RuPaul's drag Race

489
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 1: high as fuck eating it like no, that's the demonic part.

490
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: Is like we sit in your bed and we watch

491
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: like a guy making a terrarium full of animals, where

492
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: she's like.

493
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 2: We're like eating set and like crying, like so scared.

494
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: The like lifespan of a chicken being like kept in

495
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: a cage and then sitting in my living room and

496
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: watching RuPaul's drag Race while eating it is crazy.

497
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 2: It's honestly beautiful and poetic if you think about, like

498
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 2: their last moments were enjoyed watching a Gaga video like.

499
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: That is true. I can't find.

500
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: Literally melted in my fucking stomach by ascid and grinded

501
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,919
Speaker 2: with fucking calcium bone.

502
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: This is like the first thing I've seen that I'm like,

503
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: this describes you mine in yours existence so perfectly.

504
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 2: The first line, the first line. What, let's break it down.

505
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm not forcing myself.

506
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 2: I am not forcing myself to be a lie. I

507
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 2: am happy. This life is worth every second, y'all.

508
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 1: It's it's a gift.

509
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 2: It really is a gift, like unironically, unronically unironically, life

510
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 2: is a gift and it's worth living. Listen to this tea.

511
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 2: If you're thinking about killing yourself and you're gonna write

512
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 2: a letter, the people you're writing the letter to are

513
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 2: your reason to fucking live. M Like, that's the reason.

514
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 2: Like if you have to write a leather if you

515
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 2: have to write a leather, a leather satchel of sorts,

516
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 2: maybe a fountain pin with a gold tip.

517
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:48,320
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? No, but seriously, again,

518
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: I can't express enough. It's not even on like an

519
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: ed tip. It's literally I think it literally, Oh my god,

520
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a stroke. This be like ady d

521
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: bound to where food is just so overwhelming. It's so

522
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 1: overwhelming and I just hate it.

523
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 2: But the thing is having to cook, Like are you

524
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 2: fucking kidding me?

525
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 1: What's craziest? Thinking like about when I used to cook

526
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: a lot. Bitch I was making mush like I'm not no,

527
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: I have no wife, matua.

528
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 2: She was eating cottage cheese with fucking pounds of mustard

529
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 2: squireden on top of Well, okay.

530
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: That was because I want bitch from TikTok who made

531
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: that shit looked good as fun.

532
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: And it was good.

533
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, but yeah, I uh, I wish

534
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: I just had the brain of like a muckbanger.

535
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,360
Speaker 2: See, I could easily get there. That's the thing. If

536
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: someone this is all I need to become like a foodie,

537
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 2: is someone just picking the food for me? That's it.

538
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what Rain was saying to me because

539
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: I me and Drew are people who are always like,

540
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: I'm not a foodie. I'm not a foodie, but Rain is.

541
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: She is such a like well rounded person when it

542
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 1: comes to food, Like she like picks really good places,

543
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: she eats really good food, and every time I'm with her, bitch,

544
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: I feast like a fucking.

545
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 2: She literally treats you so fucking right. She's like the

546
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 2: man of the relationship, Like the way she's like, boy,

547
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: oh let's get this, and I'm like, oh that like

548
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 2: literally like makes that made my like that made my

549
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: kiddie per No.

550
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: It's literally if we had somebody who was just like

551
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: giving us the food, we would not think food is weird.

552
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 1: But it's like I don't have the brain power for it.

553
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: I hate. I hate when someone's like, what should we eat?

554
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 2: Like, what do you mean, like just pick, just pick

555
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 2: I'll find something like.

556
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: Literally just oh my god, it like actually drives me crazy,

557
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 1: but that's okay.

558
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 2: Something that has been driving me absolutely fucking insane recently,

559
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: it's chocolate tears. They have not elevated their craft or

560
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 2: their art. No, their their art, their craft, Like if

561
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 2: I have to see one more paint splattered chocolate bar

562
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 2: like that, oh my god, it literally drives me, Like elevated.

563
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 1: Pink splatter is the laziest fucking excuse for our I

564
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: have ever seen. I'm so sorry. If you own one

565
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: of the Margella shoes with the fucking splatter.

566
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: And paint, I don't give a fuck about.

567
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: I hate them, Like literally, what are you talking about?

568
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: You destroyed a leather good with like.

569
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,479
Speaker 2: But for the love of God, like I am begging

570
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 2: you elevate your craft, like I am tired of seeing

571
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: green and gold splattered chocolate bars like.

572
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: Also the gold, the gold when it comes.

573
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 2: To talking like and you know, it just tastes like alcohol,

574
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 2: Like it's literally just like alcohol, Like they just like

575
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: dilute pigments.

576
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: With alcohol, Micah powder and alcohol.

577
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 2: It's like passing me the fuck off. Like I was

578
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 2: literally sitting on the couch with Josiah like writhing in anger,

579
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: scrolling through this chocolate tears like TikTok account. I did

580
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: buy something because it looked good as but it was

581
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 2: not one of the goddamn chocolate bars.

582
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 1: Man.

583
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 2: Uh no, But I fuck with his content heavily. I

584
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 2: love his content. It was just just this random fucking

585
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: lady that was like making chocolate bars. And then she

586
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 2: pulled out that goddamn paint brush and started spattering like

587
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 2: paint all over the top, and I was just like, okay,

588
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 2: immediately I'm gone, like I'm canceling my order. I'm gone.

589
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 2: I don't need to see that shit. I don't need

590
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 2: to see.

591
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,959
Speaker 1: Have you been getting the push of those fucking sour gushers?

592
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I want that is crazy. That's literally

593
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: just gushers and bath salts. Like it's literally like it

594
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: is the yeast appealing candy I've ever seen, like usually

595
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: with like the chamoy and like tahen ones, Like it's

596
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: kind of like melted down and onto the candy, like

597
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: it looks very appealing. It looks like it looks like

598
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: the two pieces are like coming together and making something.

599
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: The gushers and bath salts is crazy because literally all

600
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: that's happening is the bath salts that are like the

601
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 1: sour parts of it are just absorbing all the moisture

602
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: from the gushers, so it just looks like wet. It

603
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: looks like if somebody was eating a bunch of them

604
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: and had like spit on their fingers and kept digging

605
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: in and then everything just got a little moist.

606
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 2: I want them so fucking badly, and my mouth is

607
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: watering and thinking about them.

608
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: I don't think I like sour candy.

609
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: You really don't.

610
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like sour candies aren't my vibe, but I just

611
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: don't like, like I have a kind of stomach that

612
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: like that kind of sweet, Like I like gushers, but

613
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: I can have like five gushers before my stomach starts

614
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: to hurt really bad. And it's just like that over

615
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: sweetness makes me really nauseous. And I think that's why

616
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: I like. Like when it comes to chocolate, if it's

617
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: a milk chocolate, it's like a resist because there's like

618
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: a saltiness to it that like.

619
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 2: Balances in my gas station order has got to include

620
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 2: a bag of hot chips of any kind, a sour candy,

621
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 2: a chocolate candy, and a soda. But the sour in

622
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 2: the chocolate is like non negotiable. You can't have one

623
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 2: without the other because like there is simply like a

624
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 2: balance to this, Like there's again and a yang, and

625
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: if you have one without the other, it just simply

626
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 2: it does not work. It's not a good night, do

627
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

628
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I do agree with you. But also like

629
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I would.

630
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 2: Have you ever drank a soda just like without having

631
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 2: like anything else along? Like, have you ever drank a

632
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 2: soda just to drink a soda without having a meal? Yeah,

633
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever done that, Like literally, actually

634
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 2: that is like the biggest lie I've ever fucking told

635
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 2: because I just go.

636
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: In there the draper soda through the day. Yeah, but

637
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: you don't like have a full soda, you like take

638
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: SIPs of a soda, but no, Like my favorite is

639
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: the mini cans of coke like that I will have alone,

640
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: but I can't finish like a full can of coke

641
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: without a meal. But I just like I don't know.

642
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 2: We had to stop fucking talking about food. We've talked

643
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 2: about food for literally forty five minutes, Like damn, can

644
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 2: we shut the fuck up?

645
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: Let's be like food is soa gross but oh my god,

646
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: candy and soda early, like five years old.

647
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 2: We'll look at this well, I think it's oh, oh,

648
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: what you're gonna say?

649
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I think it's diabolical that cats

650
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: don't live longer, Like it just makes no sense, Like

651
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: so many animals live for so long. Why can't cats

652
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: just live longer? And I know there's like a thing

653
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: you can do to make them live longer, but bitch,

654
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: I don't need it that bad, like thirty five thousand dollars,

655
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: Like that's that's crazy. You're putting a number on life.

656
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: It's like that one dude, Like, but I love azool

657
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: so much and he's getting old.

658
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: He's gonna, my god, it's gonna die. Assume did you

659
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: know this will has thirty minutes?

660
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: He has thirty minutes, thirty minutes, seven years old.

661
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: He's young. Don't say that. Don't says like middle a.

662
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 2: He's older than us.

663
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: Is Al's a fucking bitch.

664
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 2: Azul sucks dicking.

665
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: But like at night when Azoula loves to lay on me,

666
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: like on the couch, that's specifically Azula's We were talking

667
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,479
Speaker 1: about this. She's such a specific kind of cat, like

668
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: she wants to be comforted in a very specific way,

669
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: Like she's not a lap cat unless I'm on the couch.

670
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: When I'm on the couch and we're all sitting around,

671
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: that is the only time Azol will like beg to

672
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: sit on my lap and just sit in my lap

673
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: for hours. But in bed she will not lay on me.

674
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: She has to be like next to me, but she

675
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: doesn't want to be too next to me. But that's

676
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: also because I accidentally kicked the fuck out of his zool.

677
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: All the time in bed, like literally this balling around,

678
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: he'll like go from up here to like near my feet,

679
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 1: and every morning when I kick my feet out to stretch,

680
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: I literally just like him off the bed. Sori, abe's

681
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 1: my cat.

682
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 2: That one dude, the guy that invented the life longing

683
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 2: cat medication is no different and charging thirty five thousand

684
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 2: dollars for it is no different from Martin whatever his

685
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 2: fucking name is Scarelli, the dude that like bought HIV

686
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 2: or AIDS medication and then and commodified it and made

687
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 2: it thousands of dollars. And I think he did that

688
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 2: with insulins who maybe.

689
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: It's also I don't know if it's changed. I like

690
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: the same thing with Narkhan, like the administrator to like

691
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,439
Speaker 1: so that Narkhan can be inhaled through your nose. That

692
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 1: machine is like patented, and that's why it's so expensive.

693
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's changed, but like that's why

694
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: it's like fifty dollars for a pack, or maybe I

695
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: haven't bought Narcan in a long time.

696
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 2: I thought that was cheap. I carry by Narcan and

697
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 2: put it in your fucking person, carried it around you

698
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 2: never know.

699
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, for a Tupac it's forty five dollars. It's

700
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: like incredibly expensive, and I think that's so fucked up.

701
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: I just carry Narkan in my purse literally, not for

702
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: anybody in our group, but just when we go to

703
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 1: parties and stuff. I just like to have it because

704
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 1: I'm also schizophrenic, and I'm scared of somebody dying around me,

705
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: because that's my biggest fear.

706
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 2: Speaking of Narcan, why is Drew Phillips bongee jumping video

707
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 2: lowca serving sodom who saying hiding spot.

708
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: Well that happy fall y'all, Happy fall y'all?

709
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? I love that?

710
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: Like that meme is so south Park coded to me

711
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: because to like pick the gayest narration voice and be

712
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: talking about like Saddam who says hiding Spot is so

713
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: south Park.

714
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, God is good y'all. Yeah, Well, I

715
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 2: had a dream, not a dream, a fucking nightmare. I've

716
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 2: been having so many nightmares recently. I don't know what

717
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 2: the fuck is going on in my head. Like literally,

718
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 2: I took a nap in the middle of the day

719
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 2: and had the worst nightmare of my life up until

720
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 2: that night. Later that night, I had it topped it.

721
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 2: But I don't even know what the fuck happened in

722
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 2: my nap dream. But I was in like Mary Antoinette's

723
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 2: like Versailles, like castle, like and I was just like

724
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 2: trotting around, bitch. I had a knife and I was

725
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 2: just like running around killing everybody. Like I was just

726
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 2: stabbing people. And I didn't want to do it, but

727
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: I just kept like like just like cutting bitch. Watching

728
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 2: that Navy Seal video, Oh my god.

729
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 1: Uh, Drew showed me this video that scared him as

730
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 1: a kiddidate literally made me laugh so fucking hard. And

731
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,240
Speaker 1: it's from Deadliest Warrior and it's like a Navy Seal

732
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: guy stabbing like a ballistic dummy, he said he saw

733
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: as a kid and it made him so scared. And

734
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is literally the most ridiculous shit ever.

735
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:03,760
Speaker 1: That video is so fucking funny and ridiculous, and humans

736
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: are insane people like, yeah, the humans are ballistic.

737
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, ballistic gel bodies. But in that same dream, I

738
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: woke up in my dream next to my mom in

739
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 2: like my childhood home, Like I woke up in bed

740
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 2: next to her, and I got out of bed and

741
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 2: I walked around and there was like thirty cats all

742
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 2: around us. And I walked around to the other side

743
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 2: of the bed and my mom was sleeping on a

744
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 2: vape and I went to like grab the vape and

745
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 2: she was like, what are you doing? And then I

746
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 2: just like woke up like it was fucking weird as shit.

747
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 2: And then later that night I had another dream nightmare

748
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: that woke me up. I've never been woken up by

749
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 2: like my body being in such terror and fear, and

750
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 2: I was like literally woken up out of my sleep

751
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 2: with my heart rate like at like fucking two hundred

752
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 2: and I was like sweating profusely, and it took me

753
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 2: like an hour to get back to sleep and I

754
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 2: already only sleeped four hours of fucking night. Bitch, I

755
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 2: can't sleep past six am. It is like killing it

756
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 2: is killing me. I think I'm actually going crazy.

757
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: We have the complete opposite like bodies in terms of sleep. Yeah,

758
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: like I can just sleep for fucking ever. It is

759
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 1: so bad. I just sleep. Also, as you were talking

760
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: about nightmares, I don't have good dreams. I only have nightmares.

761
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: I literally all of my like they're not always like

762
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: destructive like awful nightmares. All of my dreams are only

763
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: like me being completely embarrassed, humiliated, dehumanized, like embarrassed. Like

764
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: every dream I've ever told you about, it's like me

765
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: in a situation where it's just me anxious and uncomfortable.

766
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: In all of my dreams, I never have a dream

767
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: where it's like that's so funny. I was like, I

768
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: don't have like the magic carpet dreams where it's like

769
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: that one video of the guy like flying around, like

770
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 1: what my dreams look like. I don't have that him.

771
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: Mine is like I was people who I assume hate me,

772
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: and they were making fun of me, and I had

773
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: to just act normal and act like I didn't give

774
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: a fuck and it was awful, and I was being

775
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 1: chasing and they saw me naked and it was so humiliating,

776
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,479
Speaker 1: and one of them took a picture, and like, that's

777
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 1: literally what my dreams.

778
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:09,240
Speaker 2: Look like mine. I have good ones, like amazing dreams,

779
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 2: like the best dreams ever, but my dark sided, twisted,

780
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 2: fucking brain will conjure up the most evil shit. I

781
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:20,720
Speaker 2: will never forget my friends and family being literally lined

782
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,760
Speaker 2: up in front of me with like chains around their hands,

783
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 2: like behind their back and at their feet, one by

784
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 2: one being set a blaze like oh fuck, no, we

785
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 2: don't need to get like melting, like, oh, we don't

786
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 2: need to get into it.

787
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: But I think, like it is really scary how because

788
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: I like, I feel like this year I've had more nightmares,

789
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: but this year I've like had really bad anxiety, and

790
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: I think that's part of it. And then my like

791
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: scariest dreams I've ever had, the time frames in which

792
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: I had them, it kind of very curious what was

793
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: happening in my life, like any like I can't even

794
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: talk about it, Like the dreams, the dream your voice,

795
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, recently I had it. The last time

796
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: I woke up crying from a dream was when you

797
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: died in my dream and it was so so at No,

798
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: I don't really remember how you died, but I remember

799
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: in the dream I saw you die, and like or

800
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: I don't think I saw you die. I think I

801
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: got the news and it was just like even the

802
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: news of it, like I I couldn't like, oh my god,

803
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to about it. All I can think

804
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: about too is like in I need to finish it.

805
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: But in Joan Didion's book, which one is it Year

806
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,879
Speaker 1: of Magical Thinking, when like she kind of remarks how

807
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: death is like the most human thing that you can experience,

808
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: like it is the most grounding thing, but it's like

809
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: the most reality bending, Like.

810
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't guys, no, death is I'm literally gonna

811
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 2: freak out. Let's watch this random video. I have no idea,

812
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 2: but it's of us, and I have it in my

813
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 2: notes to talk about.

814
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: There's actually gonna be a female president next.

815
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 2: Year, leaked cirl. What the fuck was that?

816
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,760
Speaker 1: Next year? Something big is happening?

817
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 2: That was insane?

818
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: What if Joe Biden dies next year and I'm the

819
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: one who predicted that? Are you saying no, I'm saying

820
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: Kamala hair the.

821
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 2: Way you low key predicted that ship.

822
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: Y'all better make it happen so I can write a book.

823
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: Y'all better make it happen.

824
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 2: So I can write down that shit fucking happen. Make

825
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 2: that shit fucking happen. I'm like sweating because my hair

826
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:48,959
Speaker 2: is wet.

827
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 1: I'm sweating so bad. I sweat really bad when I'm

828
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: on the podcast, and then I get really embarrassed because

829
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 1: like a lot of times you can see my sweat stains.

830
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: But like I'm just trying to show you all that

831
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: like hot girl sweat lot.

832
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 2: Look at this curl.

833
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: I know it's very I almost said it's very geriatric,

834
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: but like you're not old, so bouncy.

835
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 2: Bro.

836
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: We need to do something about our hair. We look

837
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: to I need bangs or something again, but I feel

838
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: like bangs would make it work.

839
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 2: Just wait after big announcement at the end of the year,

840
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 2: I can cut my hair and I'm gonna do something drastic.

841
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: It's like uh Nikki tutorials when she's like time for

842
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: my hair and she like changes it and literally she

843
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: added like a little pink something.

844
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 2: It was like one shade, darker shade.

845
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: She's like, I've done something crazy. I would love to

846
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: do something with my hair. I'm gonna get a haircut

847
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 1: tomorrow and I hate it's just a hair trim, But

848
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: I hate getting haircuts and hair trimps because I'm so

849
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: obsessed with my hair, Like i want my hair to

850
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: be longer, but I'm starting to realize, like I don't

851
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: think my hair can get any longer than it is.

852
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty sure most people have like a certain

853
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 1: length their hair can get. Granted, my hair is curly,

854
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: so like when I straighten it, it looks a little longer,

855
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: but it's like my hair is a curly enough that

856
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 1: there's that big of a difference, at least in my eyes.

857
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: But when they when I get a hair trim, I

858
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: feel like someone's stealing my hair. Like it's like they're

859
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: taking my hair. When I got a haircut for New

860
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: Year's like the top of this year, I got a

861
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: haircut and I fucked up and I didn't tell the

862
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: girl that my hair was naturally curly. I went in

863
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: there with straightened hair and I was like, I need

864
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: a hair trim, and she didn't wet my hair. She

865
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: gave me like a dry cut first and then wet

866
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: my hair. And I could see how much she cut off.

867
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: She cut so much of my fucking hair off. I

868
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: literally left there and I felt like my hair got stolen.

869
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 1: Like I literally felt like someone stole my hair, like

870
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: they took my hair. That's what I feel like when

871
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 1: I go to a hair salon, like I'm paying them

872
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: to take my hair. I'm paying them to take something

873
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: that's me.

874
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 2: Had a nail salon, when they cut my nails, I

875
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 2: feel powerless, Like I'm literally like why, Like I literally

876
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 2: lose like ten percent of my part.

877
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 1: I need to get my nails done so bad. I've

878
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: been biting my nails so bad. This is like the

879
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: worst it's been in a long bloody battered. And I

880
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: don't know why though, Like I think my brain is

881
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: just moving and I like have to bite on something.

882
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: I literally might become one of those people who has

883
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: like a chew toy on my necklace. Like I'm not

884
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: even a blank. I low key just needs something because

885
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 1: it's mainly when I'm at home at night that's when oh,

886
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: the biting begins. The biting begins, So I need to

887
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,760
Speaker 1: like have like or when I'm working on my laptop,

888
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: I need like something to chew on. While I'm doing that,

889
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: maybe I'll pull a Lucky Blue Smith and start chewing on.

890
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 2: Fucking Have you seen that clip of them eating gross food? Yeah,

891
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 2: it's killing me.

892
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: When also the gross food in question is like a

893
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: cinnamon roll.

894
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 2: They're like, I know when Nara was like, this is

895
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 2: my first time having cinnabon and ate it and she

896
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 2: was like that was nasty, I was like, you are

897
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 2: not real, Like that's that is a crazy take. I

898
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 2: get it. I get it.

899
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: I will say I don't think I've ever had cinnabon.

900
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: I've had Auntie Ann's, but I haven't had cinnamon.

901
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 2: We need to go to Crumble Cookie. Oh my god,

902
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,720
Speaker 2: I want fucking crumble cookie. I have one and Crumble

903
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 2: cookie for like the last cookie for like the last

904
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 2: fucking weekend.

905
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: I guess I can't get behind crumble cookie. I've never

906
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: had any of it, but like, ooh, it's just But

907
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: that's also because I'm not like a sweet girl like

908
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: I like my snack.

909
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 2: You didn't like the waffle with cookie? Oh me and

910
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 2: rain fucked up?

911
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: Like they sat on the counter so bad, because like

912
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: I hate like when somebody's excited about food and it's

913
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: like not hitting for me. So I like took a

914
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: few bites, but I tried, like I went and got

915
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: another snack.

916
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 2: To eat, because yeah, this is not you know, I

917
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 2: need crumble cookie, I need Cinnabon, and I need Auntie

918
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 2: Ann's or Antiennes.

919
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: I think I'm just like I'm like a texture. Okay,

920
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: we can't keep talking about food, I know, damn can

921
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 1: we shut the fuck like fuck dude, Like, oh my god,

922
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,760
Speaker 1: well we can't. And muck bangs are devil worship.

923
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:52,439
Speaker 2: No literally, Okay. I saw this guy talking about how

924
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 2: muck bangs have become like like you have been captured

925
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 2: by the devil like it at this point, like it

926
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 2: is pure gluttony, it is a sin like the it

927
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 2: is demonic energy. Like once you see those goddamn black

928
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 2: gloves come out, like the black like latex gloves, you

929
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 2: know they're possessed by a demon.

930
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: Like all.

931
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 2: With the sauce and we're still fucking talking about food somehowels,

932
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 2: I know it's good.

933
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: I know it's disgusting.

934
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 2: Okay, make the fucking sauce.

935
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: Okay, that looks yummy. The thing is, I don't trust

936
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: Chipotle because I've thrown it up multiple times from being

937
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: sick from it, and that's all I'll say, Oh, Okay,

938
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: we're done. We're done with the fucking food talking.

939
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 2: There's there's a way to do it. But it gets

940
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 2: to a point, that's what I'll say. It gets to

941
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 2: a point where you're doing a lot.

942
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: Okay, well something is happening, yes, I that thing is

943
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: always happening. What's up with the nostalgia predicting? Have you

944
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: been seeing that as people being like this is like

945
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna look back and like think about summer twenty

946
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: twenty four. People already predicting that. I'm like, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,

947
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: gots moment, live in the moment. Please please please, pa

948
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: please plea please don't talk about the future. Don't talk

949
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: about the future. The future doesn't exist. The future doesn't exist.

950
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: That's the thing, is like, I don't know if we

951
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: just have the brains that because we were just like

952
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: depressed mongrels and we're like not.

953
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 2: I wasn't supposed to live.

954
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I liked. I didn't expect to be alive this long.

955
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: And I'm very grateful that I am. I'm very grateful

956
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,319
Speaker 1: I met the people that I did in my life

957
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,959
Speaker 1: became much much better. But I can't like think about

958
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: the future. I can't stand when a bitch is like,

959
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: what are you, sir? A six month plan? Bitch, I

960
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: don't fucking know what are you talking about? Like, oh

961
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 1: my god, I like, but also my brain's just broken,

962
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: and like we were even talking about travel plans for

963
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: summer and both of us were like, man, should we

964
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: like book that though, because are we going to be alive?

965
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, what are we talking about? Like literally,

966
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: what are we talking about? But I'm just like constantly

967
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: fearful of my mortality, So I don't like to think

968
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: in the future because I'm like, you can't plan for that,

969
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: Like who knows what's gonna happ because I'm crazy.

970
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 2: The trick to conquering your depression is to give yourself

971
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 2: something to look forward to. Order that fucking shirt, order

972
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 2: that fucking whatever. Had any parcels like Enya has been

973
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 2: parcel list. It's like genuinely shocking. I've been getting parcels

974
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 2: I got, bitch, I just realized I bought that fucking

975
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 2: camera for nothing.

976
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: No you didn't, because we can use the fuck out

977
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: of that. That's like a really good camera to app.

978
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 2: I guess I don't leave the house though, Like if

979
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 2: you look at the camera role, it's like it's like

980
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 2: eighty six shops.

981
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: No, that's been mine too. It's been making me really sad.

982
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: I used to like go out and like explore the world.

983
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 2: We used to do things. What happened to us well,

984
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 2: because we.

985
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 1: Became like anxiety induced homebodies.

986
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 2: It's really sad, Like we really used to like just

987
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 2: go places and do things. Can we like, actually like tomorrow,

988
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 2: just drive to Big sir?

989
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: Not tomorrow, but we could go on Wednesday.

990
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 2: That's okay, let's do it, and let's invite Barbie. That'd

991
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 2: be actually so wouldn't that be fun? I'm texting her?

992
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've become just such a homebody, Like I

993
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: have separation anxiety from the house now, and it makes

994
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: me really sad because I used to make it a

995
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: point to like fill my days with things. But thankfully

996
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 1: I have friends who still like expect.

997
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 2: To doing her big like one big relax I.

998
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: Mean you should still just like invite her, to invite her,

999
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: because that's kind of a relaxing like retreat and we

1000
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't be doing anything serious. But yeah, I.

1001
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1002
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: I don't know anymore.

1003
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, something something, something needs to change.

1004
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: Something literally just shifted.

1005
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 2: There actually might have been a shift.

1006
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: I felt that, But I feel kind of like good

1007
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: about the shift.

1008
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 2: I don't know if you feel that, I actually do too,

1009
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 2: Like I think that, No, I feel I think talking

1010
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 2: about these issues, y'all, I don't think you'll understand how

1011
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:08,280
Speaker 2: bad my reclusivity has gotten. I've just started writing scripts.

1012
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking bored.

1013
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: Like, I think it's kind of happened to our whole

1014
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: group too, like our whole friend group. It's just we've

1015
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: all just become like, yeah, we like are people who

1016
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: I think, which this is funny to say, because obviously

1017
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: there are people who like whose jobs are much more demanding.

1018
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: But I think like we all just got kind of

1019
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 1: like super involved in our own work and we only

1020
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: have like such crazy I think it's because our work

1021
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: entails such a social aspect to it that like, now,

1022
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 1: continuing social lives outside of it is really difficult for

1023
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: all of us, So we've all kind of just reclused away.

1024
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: And it's also just like getting older, like it's so.

1025
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 2: It's growing so crazy.

1026
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm like in that in between spot where I'm looking

1027
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: at a group and I'm like, oh my god, we're

1028
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: like we're doing it, like we're all getting older together

1029
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: and that makes me really happy. But then I'm like,

1030
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm turning twenty six. You're turning twenty seven,

1031
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: like Orion's twenty eight, Like yeah, eighteen. Sorry, I always

1032
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,880
Speaker 1: forget there's a ten year age gap, but like all

1033
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: of us are like growing older, and it's like, so

1034
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,439
Speaker 1: it's fun. It's so weird, but it is. It is nice.

1035
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 2: I remember one time I laid on the floor, drunk

1036
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 2: as fuck in Orion's lap, sobbing, literally sobbing thinking about

1037
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 2: not being friends with y'all. It was literally like and

1038
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 2: she was like, girl, what the fuck is going on?

1039
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 2: And it was what I needed to hear at the moment.

1040
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 2: But I was literally just like we're all getting like older,

1041
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 2: and like we're like changing and like we're gonna drift

1042
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 2: apart one day and all this shit. And then she

1043
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, no, we're not, like chill the fuck out,

1044
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 2: No we're not. But like there just is just like

1045
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 2: a natural like distance that like happens over time, and

1046
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 2: like people get partners and they do their thing just scary.

1047
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 1: It's scared, but it's sweet when we all come together. Still,

1048
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: it's like all like when we went to Josie's house,

1049
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I haven't felt this

1050
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: feeling in a while, and we're like it feels like

1051
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: we're kids again and it's really sweet. Oh my god,

1052
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: getting older, we're having growing paints. But also like I

1053
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: feel kind of fine about it. I'm just like in

1054
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: a weird transitional period because I'm scared.

1055
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 2: The shakers and movers are shaking and moving. Yeah, that's

1056
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 2: the thing that's happening, is like there's a lot of

1057
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 2: shaking and moving going on, and there's not a lot

1058
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 2: of news in media reporting the shakers and movers, because

1059
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 2: like where is the news in the media?

1060
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: The news? Can you believe they're s soul making content?

1061
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 1: Like that's beautiful, that'scating.

1062
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 2: That is a love story.

1063
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,359
Speaker 1: Also, like that almost goes to prove to you when

1064
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: like something isn't as profitable, it just stays a passion

1065
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 1: and you continue to do it because it's literally a passion.

1066
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: One last thing I'll say is I degaff about cookies.

1067
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: I will be accepting cookies till the day I die.

1068
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 1: One thing about on the computer, Yeah, one thing about

1069
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: me is I will be accepting cookies. They make it

1070
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 1: like I'm just I don't give a fuck.

1071
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,720
Speaker 2: I made it too easy to give away your information,

1072
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 2: so you don't even fucking think about it anymore.

1073
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: I know, Like I just don't give a fuck. Also,

1074
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,280
Speaker 1: it's like too complicated to like go through the checklist

1075
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: of what I will accept and not accept. I'd rather

1076
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: just accept all the cookies, Like what are you gonna

1077
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: do fucking email me? I don't give a fuck, Like

1078
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: I'll just like unsubscribe and put you in the spam folder,

1079
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: like I don't give a fuck. But actually there was

1080
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: something the other day that I was like, why the

1081
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: fuck are you texting me about this?

1082
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 2: Like I know.

1083
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: I'm on both ends where I don't give a fuck

1084
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: about cookies, but also why the fuck are you texting

1085
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: me about like underwear? Like I don't need you to

1086
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: text me as a reminder to buy more underwear, Like

1087
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: are you crazy?

1088
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:36,919
Speaker 2: Bitch?

1089
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: I know I need to buy underwear, but I actually

1090
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: do need to buy more underwear. I need to buy

1091
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: a new bral. It's like none of my shit fits me.

1092
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get a burst reduction. Yeah, I'm

1093
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: gonna get a burst reduction if anybody cares, No, I'm not.

1094
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: The thing is that that just sounds like so much work,

1095
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: like stuff like that sounds like a lot of work.

1096
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 1: Like that's like why I can't get my nails done

1097
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 1: because for some reason, sitting in a salon for two hours.

1098
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 2: Leaving the house, I'm just like, broh, it is a

1099
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,719
Speaker 2: job to leave the house. And I might just like

1100
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,360
Speaker 2: low ki be severely depressed and not even realize it.

1101
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,959
Speaker 2: But like going out into the world like okay, cool,

1102
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna go spend seventy bucks like cool, Like yeah,

1103
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 2: I'd rather just stay home, like I'd rather literally just

1104
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 2: rotten bed and use my fucking phone.

1105
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: But then once it's like five pm in the sun

1106
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: is going down, I'm like, I've wasted the sun.

1107
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 2: The sun.

1108
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: I need the sun. I didn't see that.

1109
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 2: The first time in a very long time. I got

1110
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 2: that feeling yesterday where I was just like, oh my god,

1111
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 2: like I haven't left the house in like a week.

1112
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 2: The only time I left was to like get skincare.

1113
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: You know how I know my medication is working. I've

1114
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,800
Speaker 1: been wearing this shirt for over twenty four hours and

1115
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. That's sad, crazy, that's crazy.

1116
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: And I didn't shower yesterday, but like I stayed home

1117
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 1: all day. I don't want anybody to call me gross.

1118
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gross. But I have good news. Everybody who

1119
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: via the po cast set I had OCD.

1120
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 2: CONGRATSY were right, you were right, and you got her diagnoses.

1121
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: I got diagnosed with a plethora of beautiful labels. Thank

1122
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: the heavens.

1123
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 2: And now you know and how it has your life changed.

1124
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 1: There's still little things. There's still little.

1125
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 2: Things that are the knocking on wood. It will, I think,

1126
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:32,439
Speaker 2: be with me till the day I die.

1127
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think. I cannot do it like it's and.

1128
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 2: Even saying it, I'm like, I have to do it

1129
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 2: if i'd say it.

1130
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 1: My psychiatrist told me that I should just write a

1131
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: list of things that I know I still do and

1132
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: that I can recognize that I do. But I was like,

1133
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,439
Speaker 1: I literally said it. I was like, talking on wood

1134
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: won't kill me. And he was like yeah, but You're

1135
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 1: like that's how it becomes like a bigger thing. And

1136
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: I was like, you're crazy, man, You're crazy.

1137
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking crazy. You calling me crazy, You're crazy, but

1138
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 2: it is You're fucking crazy. Oh my god, now you're

1139
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:01,720
Speaker 2: fucking crazy.

1140
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 1: I still do have to wash my hands a lot

1141
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 1: after I eat certain things, Like yesterday, those chicken wings

1142
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 1: really really really stained my fingers and I washed them

1143
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 1: like five six times, but the smell would't go away.

1144
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: And then I do this thing where, Okay, this is

1145
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: a bit crazy to admit, I do this thing where

1146
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: like sometimes when my fingers I feel like they still

1147
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: smell like food, I will literally like wash like basically

1148
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: the inside of my nostrils because I'm convinced that, like

1149
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: from putting my fingers here, I've stained my nose. And

1150
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: sometimes it works, and then other times I just like

1151
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: get a bunch of SOAPSU.

1152
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 2: Your sister mentioned once about a big mac staining your upper.

1153
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: Lip, well her upper left. You know what, maybe she

1154
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: also fucking has oc.

1155
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, not to diagnose, but possibly also. It is

1156
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 2: crazy how certain compliments that I have gotten. I don't

1157
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 2: know how I got to this point, but Jonathan one

1158
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 2: time said to me, I very rarely get compliments, like

1159
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,359
Speaker 2: very rarely I passed them out. I love telling people

1160
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 2: they look good it's like my favorite thing. It's just

1161
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 2: catching catching them off guard and seeing them blush a

1162
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 2: little and like like, oh, what is up. It's my

1163
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 2: favorite thing in the world to do. I don't get

1164
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 2: that in return. But one thing I compliment you, you

1165
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 2: compliment me, you compliment me. But one thing that I said,

1166
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,439
Speaker 2: or that Jonathan said to me, literally changed my life forever,

1167
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 2: because I have a big, fucking, nasty, giant nose. But

1168
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 2: Jonathan one time looked at me and he was like, true,

1169
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 2: like you have like a beautiful nose, Like you have

1170
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 2: a perfect nose. And I have been living off that

1171
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 2: compliment for literally three years. I am not exaggerating. And

1172
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,919
Speaker 2: then there was one other thing that someone said they're

1173
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god. Like but that the

1174
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 2: same goes for the opposite direction, like there are certain

1175
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 2: things that people have pointed out that literally haunt me.

1176
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 2: They haunt me, and I want to, oh, I won't say.

1177
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 2: I won't say because people can't know my insecurities.

1178
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I genuinely think you were like one

1179
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,959
Speaker 1: of the most attractive people.

1180
00:57:58,960 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 2: I know.

1181
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: You mean it, like in an alternate universe we were

1182
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 1: supposed to date.

1183
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very glad we didn't.

1184
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: Like I'm very glad we didn't. We would we would

1185
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: kill each other.

1186
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 2: We would.

1187
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 1: We would be the bitches who were fist fighting behind

1188
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: closed doors, like we would start fucking hitting, Like my

1189
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 1: ID story would be full of like I love him

1190
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: so much. No, it would be like, bitch, fuck you,

1191
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: I'll kill you, Anthiona Apple, like that's what my IG

1192
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: story would be.

1193
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 2: Bitch called the cops out of sex with them.

1194
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, we were supposed to date, but like, thank

1195
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: god we didn't. That's what I feel about, Like Sophieople,

1196
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: I know who I'm very close to, is like there

1197
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: was a world where I was supposed to date that person.

1198
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, thank god, oh thank you would have killed each.

1199
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 2: Other, Drews, I have corner now though Okay, I didn't

1200
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 2: write any of these down. These are all straight pulled

1201
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 2: from my email, so keep that in mind. This is

1202
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 2: from and I accidentally don't someone last week, so I'm

1203
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 2: not I'm not gonna say last names anymore, but Susanne,

1204
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 2: you know who you are, mother should have named Oh wait, damn,

1205
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 2: I'm so bad at reading, bro Like what, I really

1206
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 2: don't know where it went wrong?

1207
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 1: Like I don't know where we're wrong. The thing is,

1208
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: you're really smart. I think it's not like it's not intelligence.

1209
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 2: My brain is No.

1210
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,919
Speaker 1: I think I genuinely think you have dyslexia. But again

1211
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,440
Speaker 1: we're sitting here like diagnosed.

1212
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 2: Her mother should have named her twelve because she doesn't cook,

1213
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 2: doesn't clean, doesn't do anything. That's literally you and you leaves.

1214
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 2: You can tell how long Inya leaves dishes in the

1215
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 2: sinks by how many mugs are in the sink. And

1216
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 2: we are on day fourteen right now. All I'm kidding, no,

1217
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 2: I use okay, this is actually gross to it.

1218
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I say, you're disgusting.

1219
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 2: I have used the same Mason jar to drink my

1220
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 2: concoction every morning for the last like month.

1221
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: And like I've cleaned the dark as he drinks chlorophyll

1222
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: out of it, and I've literally washed the green away

1223
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: multiple times. And then at this point I don't clean

1224
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 1: his Mason jarks. I'm like, dude, it's literally I feel.

1225
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 2: Like seasoning a coffee.

1226
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 1: No, you're like a You're like the the kids who

1227
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 1: like are pheromout maxing. Oh yeah, with your cup, your

1228
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: breath maxing.

1229
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 2: Breath maxing. This is just a certified classic from fab never.

1230
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 1: Smelled your breath and been like your breath stinks?

1231
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 2: Period?

1232
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 1: Have you ever smelled my breath?

1233
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 2: You smell my breath on everything? On God, I haven't.

1234
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 2: There are certain people that I have and I will

1235
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 2: not name that.

1236
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: I feel like the worst my breath can be is

1237
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 1: like it smells like coffee.

1238
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 2: The worst my breath can be is after I eat

1239
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 2: cheese or milk and like three hours later.

1240
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 1: That's like the way word never smell your breathrown. We

1241
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 1: begin in closest fun.

1242
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 2: We like snuggling bed and shit. This is from at

1243
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 2: fab dt la underscore on Twitter. This is just like

1244
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 2: a certified fucking classic. Youw she fucked the weed man

1245
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 2: for weed a bitch. That's fucking the text man for

1246
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:09,520
Speaker 2: text valid, very valid. I hate when I tell someone

1247
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be there in ten minutes and they're calling

1248
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 2: me every half hour.

1249
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: That's literally me.

1250
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 2: Wait, I just got that one. I just got like,

1251
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 2: I just got that. That is literally you. If she

1252
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 2: drives a Honda, there's a hojo in duh car. Josie.

1253
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 2: The cloth I'm cut from is sold out permanently.

1254
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up.

1255
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 2: Why tornadoes never hit banks, blow some money over here,

1256
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 2: and motherfucker.

1257
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 1: I think I've actually seen in a one of the

1258
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 1: tornado videos. I watched that a tornado did hit a

1259
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: bank and the only thing left standing was the safe,

1260
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 1: and everybody hit in the safe.

1261
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 2: Oh they I think that was the grocery or the

1262
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 2: cooler at the gas station. Oh it was smoking button

1263
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 2: naked and just drop some of the blunt on my balls.

1264
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 2: I scrum so fucking loud, scrum crumped.

1265
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 1: How were you supposed to say? I screamed, screaming.

1266
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 2: I think I screamed, That's what I would say. I screamed,

1267
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 2: I asked, I'm gonna start saying. I scrummed. Motherfuckers can't

1268
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 2: wait to tell your business. That's why I'd be lying.

1269
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 2: You thought it was tea, and the whole time it

1270
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 2: was piss. You thought it was tea. The whole time

1271
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 2: it was piss.

1272
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 1: The term lying is the most fun a girl can

1273
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 1: have without taking her clothes off is so crazy because

1274
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 1: that's insinuating that, like lying is less fun than having

1275
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: sex with a man, and I got bad news. For

1276
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,439
Speaker 1: the most part, lying is way more fun.

1277
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 2: This is a banger. How are you gay and can't dress?

1278
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 2: What the fuck were you doing the whole time you

1279
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 2: was in the closet.

1280
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 1: That's a really good Yeah, that was Marina Marina.

1281
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 2: Joints, Marina Joitcy. Y'all, we need a new Marina Joitsy

1282
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 2: really fucking badly, Like we need someone that, like the

1283
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 2: there is one.

1284
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: You are the new Marina Joinsy. Like people who don't

1285
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 1: know you who find you are so confused by you.

1286
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: It's so awesome. I wish I had that. But people

1287
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: who don't know about me and find me, they're like, oh,

1288
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,400
Speaker 1: this missy girl. But the only thing they don't know

1289
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 1: is that I'm actually really funny.

1290
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 2: The one thing they don't know is that I am celibate.

1291
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 1: You're so brave mm hmm. That would be my biggest issue.

1292
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 1: It's like, I actually know at this point, I don't

1293
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 1: give a fuck about sex, Like it really is true.

1294
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 1: The older you get, the less you care about fucking sacks.

1295
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 1: And I'm sure for most people, like for a lot

1296
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 1: of people that's not the case. But bitch, I couldn't

1297
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Speaker 1: give a fuck about having sex, Like it is not

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01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: something that like wait, crosses my mind ever.

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01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 2: Having a porn addiction is gay as fuck. Yeah, like,

1300
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 2: how the fuck are you addicted to watching someone else

1301
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 2: get pussy? Like, hello, hello, you're gay? You nasty if

1302
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 2: you take your cup in the bathroom and let the

1303
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 2: doodo air get on it, that's India with her coffee

1304
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 2: in the morning.

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01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: Bro, I don't give a fuck. See that's how whatever,

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01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,640
Speaker 1: that's how I should have knew it was OCD because

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01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 1: I that like, that doesn't apply to me. That just

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01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 1: makes no sense.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's all I got for y'all. Shout out to.

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Speaker 1: When is ohji is available?

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01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we just pushed the new update. We just

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01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 2: pushed the new update for drumoji. I don't think y'all

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01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 2: want drumoji bad enough.

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01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 1: I use it all the fun.

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01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:52,160
Speaker 2: I know everybody. I can see how many drumojis have

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01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 2: been used, and it is crazy how many, Like literally

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01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 2: everybody I've sent it to uses it regularly.

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Speaker 1: I like love it really. Yesterday I was texting my

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01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 1: sister and I was being like crazy and I was

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01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: like saying a bunch of stuff to her and then

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01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: I ended it. Oh no, we got a glue that

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01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 1: all her wing is broken.

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01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 2: It's so sad her victorious secret wings.

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01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna is the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

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01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 2: still happening?

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01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,800
Speaker 1: I think so you're gonna get your wings A right,

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01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 1: I need to sended your mojie to O Ryan, I

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01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,439
Speaker 1: miss Oriyan all.

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01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 2: Right, everybody, ma alright? Oh oh oh Ryan body parts?

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01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 1: Wait? What the hell? Wait? Where's my guy? Wait?

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Speaker 2: Get rid of my at the bottom, very last bottom.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's my favorite one. I love that one. This

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01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 1: is my favorite.

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01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 4: I love that one.

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01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 1: I love you. You make me so happy.

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01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,400
Speaker 2: You make me so happy you.

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01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 1: There are like few people who like when I think

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01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 1: of them, like I literally get like bursts of love.

1340
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 1: Like I literally get a what is it called that

1341
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 1: couple that was like love surge and they were like

1342
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 1: freaking out. I get that because I have that with

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01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: like you, Josie, Orian Rain, Josh Lucas Christian, like all

1344
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,080
Speaker 1: people I think of it, I'm like, oh, oh my god.

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01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 1: But like with Josiah, it's like different, like with you,

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01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: and Josiah's different like Josiah's my son, but like not really,

1347
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 1: but like all I loved. Oh, I love my friends.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you guys for watching. I'm gonna ship.

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01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: That's like literally my ritual as we do the podcast.

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01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,960
Speaker 2: And then I and I go nonverbal for four hours.

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Speaker 4: My sh