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Speaker 1: It is time now for around.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather, guys, would you rather mow the front

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Speaker 2: and backyard?

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Speaker 1: Or would you rather clean all the windows?

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Speaker 3: I'm a mother front. I'm gonna be outside the front

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Speaker 3: in the back.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Do you know how bad the window's gonna look when

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Speaker 3: I get through it?

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Speaker 1: Streak, smear, You're not gonna clear.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going up on nothing cleaning no window. Now,

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Speaker 3: don't quit looking.

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Speaker 5: Out, respond the dope, go outside?

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Speaker 3: So you're all right? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Would you rather ride lawnmore? I did that, old one.

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Speaker 5: I did that in Uh. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 5: I had.

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Speaker 3: I got on.

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Speaker 5: I was on a riding lawnmore. I know exactly two

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Speaker 5: thousand and four mm hmmm, twenty one years ago, all right,

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Speaker 5: And I told him I won't to try. I had

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Speaker 5: a tooral lawnmower set on. Now could go right around

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Speaker 5: a little tight tree.

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Speaker 3: I had a ball.

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Speaker 1: I love it all Right, Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather retire and live on a private island

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Speaker 2: with great fishing or would you rather live in a

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Speaker 2: penthouse in a building that has a casino and a

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Speaker 2: five star restaurant?

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Speaker 4: What I'm all in the casino. I'm in that building.

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Speaker 4: I'm in that I got a lot happening in that building.

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Speaker 2: I thought you'd like to fish too.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so Steve, what's yours?

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Speaker 3: You can't have that gambling right downstairs? You're not that strong.

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Speaker 3: Not be up all night. I don't get no sleep.

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Speaker 1: So you're on the private island with fishing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be up in the morning on the radio.

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Speaker 5: Sound like junior high pitched voice.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather get tongue tied when aroused? Or would

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Speaker 2: you rather get cross eyed? I'll do both of them

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Speaker 2: when I get around one of them, see, Steve, same, I've.

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Speaker 5: Actually been I've actually been incredibly incoherent. I'm talking about

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Speaker 5: I thought I was actually saying words and nothing.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Would you rather work as an oil change technician or

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Speaker 2: work as a taxi driver?

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Speaker 5: Or oh now I worked in the oil pits at

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Speaker 5: Ford Motor Company. Okay, then I'm going to be the

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Speaker 5: taxi driver.

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Last one?

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Speaker 2: Would you rather be known for being funny or be

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Speaker 2: known for being a sex symbol?

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Speaker 3: Both both? I'm both?

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Speaker 5: Well, well, you ain't sot me.

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Speaker 3: I can't really tell you how funny you actually are.

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Speaker 1: Dog, He's funny because you're.

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Speaker 3: So far from sexy.

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Speaker 1: That's one thing you know for sure.

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Speaker 3: I ain't nobody paid him dollar to come. Hey, we

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Speaker 3: need somebody sexy. Have y'all talked to Tommy? No, we

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Speaker 3: need somebody funny called Tommy Coo.

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Speaker 1: That's today's round. Would you rather? Guys, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: The Steve Harvey Morning Show