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Speaker 1: Yes, this is not a test, you fuck you. This

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Speaker 1: is not a test. I want you to listen to this. Here, this, Miles,

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Speaker 1: I know you're a stickler for sound. You hear that.

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Speaker 1: Those are the bristles of my broom, you fuck you.

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Speaker 1: Game three is in the books. Game three is in

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Speaker 1: the books. The Cleveland Cavaliers have won zero point zero games.

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Speaker 1: The Golden State Warriors have won three straight. Steph Curry

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Speaker 1: oh for nine until the big shot needed to be

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Speaker 1: made and he knocked it down. K D, you are

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Speaker 1: the real MVP. None of your shots our fancy. None

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Speaker 1: of your shots are highlight worthy. But they are mean, nasty, vicious,

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Speaker 1: disrespectful all night long, from all over the court. And

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Speaker 1: just like last year when me and the two just brothers,

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Speaker 1: Miles Davis and Jordan Winter, we were in Cleveland and

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Speaker 1: we watched Kevin Durant pull up to almost the exact

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Speaker 1: same spot in game three last year. It was close,

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Speaker 1: just like the game we just watched, and Kevin Durant

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Speaker 1: ripped their fucking hearts out. I think he had forty

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Speaker 1: three tonight. Maybe I don't fact check. He was vicious,

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Speaker 1: he was nasty. I don't know what to do I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking about getting on a fucking plane and flying out

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Speaker 1: to Cleveland for Game four with my broom, with my broom.

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Speaker 1: I brought a very expensive, heavy weight, heavy duty, well

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Speaker 1: made broom from a local hardware store in Cleveland. And

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Speaker 1: how apropos, how apropo would it be for me to

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Speaker 1: bring that broom right back into the guts, into the

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Speaker 1: heartland of the Cleveland Cavaliers. Lebron James, you push off

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Speaker 1: every single time you go to your right, Every single

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Speaker 1: time you go to your right. You got called for

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Speaker 1: it twice, one got overturned. No one complained about that

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Speaker 1: being overturned. They called the blocking. They called a blocking

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Speaker 1: foul on you when you did it too little staff

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Speaker 1: a ways about eighty pounds, wet with a pair of

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Speaker 1: timberlands on. Then the referees conjoined and they overturned the

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Speaker 1: call for you, Lebron. You win something, you lose something.

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Speaker 1: But you know it's consistent about Lebron James. Every single

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Speaker 1: time he goes to the basket, and if you if

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Speaker 1: you blow on him, no Bruno, he complains, he winds,

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Speaker 1: he's flailing your two hundred seventy fucking pounds. You're the

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Speaker 1: biggest guy on the court. Stop complaining. It's embarrassing for

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Speaker 1: crying out loud. Even my wife said it. I was

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Speaker 1: watching the game with my wife and she said, I

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Speaker 1: can see why you can't stand that fucking baby. And

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Speaker 1: she has no stake in the game. Gorgeous performance by

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Speaker 1: Kevin Durant. He makes it look so easy. Shoots from deep,

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Speaker 1: the bowl, hits the net, it's softly goes through the basket. Vicious.

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Speaker 1: It's a team game. You can say, Oh, he's a cupcake.

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Speaker 1: Oh he just went over there. He wouldn't couldn't ring

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Speaker 1: in a ring on his own, Neither could Lebron. You

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Speaker 1: fuck you see what that's like. You see what it's

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Speaker 1: like trying to win a ring on your own. Kevin

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Speaker 1: durantu gate some credit take keyed Lebron. Maybe he shouldn't

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Speaker 1: have trade little Isaiah Thomas. Maybe he shouldn't have trade

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Speaker 1: Jay Crowder. Maybe you shouldn't have traded for some weird

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Speaker 1: phantom reason. Dwayne Wade, Maybe you shouldn't have traded Amn Schumpert.

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Speaker 1: You think just because you get Larry fucking Nance Jr.

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Speaker 1: Who has no offensive skill set, then he's gonna be

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Speaker 1: ready for prime time Jordan Clarkson is gonna be ready

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Speaker 1: for prime time just because you're clapping on the sidelines

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Speaker 1: for him in late February. It don't fucking work like that.

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Speaker 1: You want to watch an individual sport, watch swimming, Watch

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Speaker 1: fucking ping pong, Go watch Michael phelp states. You want

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Speaker 1: to watch individual sports, go watch Michael Felt on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Go watch the best of Carl Lewis, Go watch Mary

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Speaker 1: lou retton. Go watch gymnasts. It's a team game. K

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Speaker 1: D should be getting all the credit. Fun basketball ball movement.

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Speaker 1: It's not ground in pound. This fucking guy ground in pound.

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Speaker 1: Rodney Hood is having his best game. Rodney Hood had

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Speaker 1: his best game of the playoffs. And what do you

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Speaker 1: do with crunch time? You ignore Rodneyhood. That's why Rodney

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Speaker 1: Hood is like, fuck this ship. I'm seriously thinking about

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Speaker 1: going out to Cleveland. I hate flying already have a

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Speaker 1: bronchial effect infection. I am seriously thinking about getting on

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Speaker 1: a plane with my broom, which was autographed by Shannon Sharp,

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Speaker 1: Skip Bayless and a handful of others last year, right

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Speaker 1: outside of the arena. Quickens loans the fucking cue. The

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Speaker 1: que is going to be in a banded building. Come

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Speaker 1: September when Lebron James loses four games two and then

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Speaker 1: decides to go wherever he goes, Quicken Loans will soon

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Speaker 1: become an abandoned building. It'll be a ghost building. It'll

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Speaker 1: be a haunted house. Next season, Cleveland, we'll have a

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Speaker 1: haunted house right in downtown. Quicker Loans to building will

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Speaker 1: be the biggest haunted house in the world. They'll be cobwebs,

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Speaker 1: there'll be ghosts, they'll be witches. Three to nothing, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna listen. Listen, that's not a sound effect. Miles, do

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Speaker 1: not use a sound effect. Those are the bristles of

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Speaker 1: a broom. We're cleaning the fucking joint up. This is

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Speaker 1: not a test. This is not a test. This was

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Speaker 1: an emergency podcast. At one point, I got naked. When

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Speaker 1: Kevin Durant took k Love Kevin Love to the left

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Speaker 1: and then made that little shot over him, I took

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Speaker 1: all my clothes off. That's just between you, me and

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Speaker 1: the premium subscribers. Okay, I was nude running around my house.

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Speaker 1: I thought my wife was gonna call the cops. Listen,

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Speaker 1: These impromptu emergency podcasts are for premium subscribers. I could

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Speaker 1: share these things with you. Okay, this is not a test,

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Speaker 1: this was an emergency. I am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Stay tuned,

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Speaker 1: Stay tuned, Stay follow me on Twitter, follow me on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I might be catching a flight to Cleveland. I had

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Speaker 1: to go solo on that ass. Co host Radamis predicted.

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Speaker 1: He just predicted that the Cleveland Cavaliers would win the

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Speaker 1: next three games. Ha ha ha you fuck Podcast