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Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI,

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Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.

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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: you away, Ubi nun taps on the twenties tell me

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Speaker 1: I'm moving eighty two point five. Hello. Hi, is this Michelle? Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is Michelle. HI will help you. Hi Michelle. My

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Speaker 1: name is Sage Willowbrook. How are you today? I'm fine.

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Speaker 1: Do I know you? Well? No, we haven't met yet,

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Speaker 1: but Bill told me to give you a call. I

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Speaker 1: guess you and I are car pooling together to the

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Speaker 1: work conference this week. Oh Um, he hadn't said anything

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Speaker 1: to me about that. I didn't know that they had

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Speaker 1: made those assignments. Yes they did, and it looks like

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Speaker 1: you and I are going to be spending about four

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Speaker 1: hours in the car together. I'm very, very excited. Um.

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Speaker 1: Your voice doesn't sound familiar. We've not met before, have we? No,

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Speaker 1: we have not. I believe we work on different floors,

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Speaker 1: but I have I have seen you from a distance

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Speaker 1: oh have you okay? Um, are you looking forward to

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Speaker 1: the conference? I? Yes, yes, I have been looking forward

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Speaker 1: to it. May I tell you something? Sure, I just

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Speaker 1: want to tell you not to be frightened on our drive.

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Speaker 1: Why would I be frightened on our drives? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I have a disorder. It's called opto anxiety. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you've heard of it before. No, actually I haven't. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's basically that I can't stop staring at someone for

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Speaker 1: extended periods of time. Okay, sometimes it weirds people out,

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Speaker 1: but in my case, it's just normal that I might

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Speaker 1: be staring at you for quite a while while in

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Speaker 1: the passenger seat of the car, But there's nothing Perhaps

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Speaker 1: you would be more comfortable in the backseat of the car.

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Speaker 1: That way, you wouldn't be distracting. That would work well

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Speaker 1: for me. I could stare at you in the rear

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Speaker 1: view mirror and it probably wouldn't be as distracting. You know.

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Speaker 1: I don't even think at this point I'm going to

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Speaker 1: need to car pool, because I was planning on heading

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Speaker 1: up there a little bit earlier, kind of avoid the traffic. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but I think it would be breaking company policy because

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Speaker 1: they said that they wanted us to drive together. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to talk to them about that. UM.

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Speaker 1: To be honest, I really don't feel comfortable in this

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Speaker 1: situation being put with someone that I don't know. But

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Speaker 1: you know, you know me. Now we've had this conversation

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Speaker 1: and I've seen you many times. Well you may have

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Speaker 1: seen me, but I have not seen you. You definitely did.

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Speaker 1: I really, you definitely didn't see me when I saw you.

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Speaker 1: Now you're really creeping me out. I'm sorry. I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying to creep you out. I seem to get that

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Speaker 1: from people from time to time. It makes me it's um,

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Speaker 1: you do have a way about you. But listen, that

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Speaker 1: was funny because that's actually the last thing my mother

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Speaker 1: said to me before she passed. What was the last

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Speaker 1: thing your mother said to you before? What she said, sage,

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Speaker 1: you have a way about you, and then then she

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Speaker 1: just moved on to a different place. Well, UM, okay,

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Speaker 1: thanks for sharing. I think this conversation has been very

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Speaker 1: much fun and I feel so close to you, almost

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Speaker 1: like you're my mother. Um, I'm really I'm I'm really

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Speaker 1: really not your mother. I was just making a comparison

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Speaker 1: to you and my mother. Who's no longer with us. Yes,

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Speaker 1: do you like food? Pardon me? Do you like food?

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Speaker 1: Do you like to eat treats? Yes? What does that

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Speaker 1: have to do with our conversation about carpool Well, I

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Speaker 1: was thinking maybe I could bring some of my special

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Speaker 1: homemade Lemons squares and you and I could share them.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no, we are

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Speaker 1: not going to be carpooling. I really have to say

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Speaker 1: that this is not going to work. If you have

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Speaker 1: too many of my Limen squares, I must warn you,

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Speaker 1: and they can make you drowsy. Look, I've really had

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Speaker 1: enough of you. You are an incredibly creepy, creepy man.

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to know that I work in

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Speaker 1: the same building with you. I am not never letting

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Speaker 1: you in the same car with me. Do you understand this.

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Speaker 1: I can sit behind you in the back seat and

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Speaker 1: feed them to you while you do the driving. You

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Speaker 1: cre I don't care if you have some sort of disorder.

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Speaker 1: I think that's made up. I think you're just weird. Well,

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Speaker 1: then I should let you know that it's a joke, then,

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Speaker 1: shouldn't I what's a joke? This entire phone call, this

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Speaker 1: is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, your

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Speaker 1: manager was such a creepy. Your manager Bill set you up.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get him back. He says that

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Speaker 1: he's been messing with you because you guys have to

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Speaker 1: car pool with people you don't even know to this conference.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure that I can't feed you lemon squares

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Speaker 1: while staring at you in the rear view mirror. It

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Speaker 1: would may be so happy