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<v Speaker 1>If you thought more hours a day, hundred minutes a

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<v Speaker 1>week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants

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<v Speaker 1>of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He

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<v Speaker 1>treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the

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<v Speaker 1>rich pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of

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<v Speaker 1>hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour

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<v Speaker 1>with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere

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<v Speaker 1>as we bloviate, even on the weekends. Here the Fifth

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<v Speaker 1>Hour with Ben Maller, and we are back at it

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<v Speaker 1>again on a Saturday. I hope you heard the Friday podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Donnie, Yeah, Tim Donnie, it was good to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to him, the former NBA referee who was betting on

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<v Speaker 1>NBA games that he was working and uh man, it

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<v Speaker 1>was an interesting conversation. Were joined by yet again David

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<v Speaker 1>Gascon this weekend, resting before all hand by critics for

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<v Speaker 1>whose appearance on the show this week. There's a there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of vitry on social media. It's fascinating how

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<v Speaker 1>many assholes are on Twitter and then when they call

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<v Speaker 1>into your show, they're just gas on, what's up, man,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? That's not that's not what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here man. You were condemned, you were criticized, chestis lamb basted,

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<v Speaker 1>hell fire and damnation to guests, Scott. They burned you

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<v Speaker 1>in effigy. Guest they tried. I mean half those people

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<v Speaker 1>are like half my size. The other half would never

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<v Speaker 1>say that ship to my face. You were a human piniata.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you were. Clear active disrespect the caller of

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<v Speaker 1>the year, the back to back call of the year,

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<v Speaker 1>and you threw a brick. Blind Scott is probably your

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<v Speaker 1>best collar. And he'd even call in you had Marcel on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's because you were here. He didn't. He didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. He'd rather be waterboarded. Blind stop.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Blind Scott is trying to get me

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<v Speaker 1>to go to Boston just to go to a Red

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<v Speaker 1>Sox game on April twenty. He's like, hey, April, they

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<v Speaker 1>play on the April. No, I think it's the date

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<v Speaker 1>that's important to him. He loves the wheat, so that's why.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like flying to Boston, you know, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, easy just to fly into Boston from from

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<v Speaker 1>l A, no big deal and go to a Red

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<v Speaker 1>Sox game and all that, and let's do this and

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<v Speaker 1>he's he's emailed. He's like, yeah, yeah, we got other listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, you know, I heard the flights

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<v Speaker 1>are really cheap. Though I heard the flights are really cheap,

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<v Speaker 1>so but I don't think I'm gonna make it, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'll look. I mean, I love Boston, so yeah, prob

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<v Speaker 1>is still usually in April, it's still kind of nasty.

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<v Speaker 1>The weather doesn't really get that great until May. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>if you do go to logan before you depart, are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to put on social media? Twitter and Instagram?

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<v Speaker 1>A You're gonna put a vaccine card? Like, hey, congratulations,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a vaccine card. You're gonna flaunt a vaccine

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<v Speaker 1>card like some people are doing. And I I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>gotten the vaccine on eligible for for ye and I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'm too young. But that that donut thing point,

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<v Speaker 1>that's free donuts? What's that about? What I mean free donuts?

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<v Speaker 1>You mentioned this the other day? You get free donuts

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<v Speaker 1>every day? Or when I mentioned that too in the area,

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<v Speaker 1>like talking to me like I had a third TI

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<v Speaker 1>or something. I was shocked you to hear about it,

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<v Speaker 1>because yeah, I saw the headline, but I didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>like I didn't really read the story as I really care.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I like, there's a local donut shop that

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<v Speaker 1>I like, donut Man much better, right, like the locals

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<v Speaker 1>as supposed to exactly exactly. Yeah, So they're incentivizing people

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<v Speaker 1>that if you get the vaccine you show your card

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<v Speaker 1>or certification of it, that they give you one free

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<v Speaker 1>donut every day for the year as perfect. So you

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<v Speaker 1>can you can. You don't even have to get the vaccine.

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<v Speaker 1>You can just get a fake card that says you

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<v Speaker 1>have it. They're just a little cardboard cards. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a credit card or something. So behind the curtains, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a favorite spot you like to go to in downtown

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles for pstrami and it's Avarado Street. Um. Back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day, we us, you know, kids that wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to get fake I d s. We would go onto

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<v Speaker 1>that street for a fake I d uh. So what

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<v Speaker 1>do we do nowadays? We go down to Alvarado for

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<v Speaker 1>for fake COVID certificates. Is that what we're doing? Well? No,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're you're referring to Langer's Delia. MacArthur Park is

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<v Speaker 1>right across the street, which is a beautiful park until

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<v Speaker 1>you actually look at the miscreants that are that are

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<v Speaker 1>in the park and then you're like, holy crap, what

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe that that is going on. They're just brutal.

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<v Speaker 1>But uh yeah, you would have to go down there.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I was, you know, growing up in the

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<v Speaker 1>o C. Back in the day, I went to a

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<v Speaker 1>meat market called uh there was a place in Santa

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<v Speaker 1>Anna called Melody Meats and in the back there was

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it was a typical butcher shop. They had,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the different cuts of meat and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>But you've going to back and it was like this

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<v Speaker 1>back room as I remember it, and uh like a

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<v Speaker 1>little desk and there was a it was like a computer.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is before everyone had computers. And uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can get a an I D just whatever name

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted. They'd put that on there. Whatever your birthday

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<v Speaker 1>you needed was right there available, good to go. So man,

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<v Speaker 1>that was where I went. Those are always I'm more

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<v Speaker 1>a fan of those. But when you go to Boston,

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<v Speaker 1>Duncan Donuts is to go to um but of course

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<v Speaker 1>they're just dunking now. They got rid of the donuts.

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<v Speaker 1>But you have some some spots in Boston you'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to go to anyway, just the mom and pop shops. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a few you know, pizza places and whatnot that

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<v Speaker 1>sant Tarpio's and East Boston that I got my guy

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<v Speaker 1>Vinnie Vinny recommended when he met him. Vinie and the

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<v Speaker 1>family over there at sant Tarpio's And there's a Boba's

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<v Speaker 1>Bakery is great on the North End. When when you

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<v Speaker 1>connected me with Blind Scott and he took me through

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<v Speaker 1>a seven or eight mile tour of Boston. He took

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<v Speaker 1>me to North End and I just remember that one

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<v Speaker 1>runaway on North End was pastries after pastries after it

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<v Speaker 1>just I just felt like I was thinking about the

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<v Speaker 1>North End. The North End of the Boston is. It's wonderful.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great. It's you know, the old part of Boston.

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<v Speaker 1>And you feel like, at least I did. I was

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<v Speaker 1>on like Main Street at Disneyland. It doesn't feel like

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<v Speaker 1>that's a real city because the streets so small and

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<v Speaker 1>the buildings are all close to each other and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you have the older people just standing outside

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<v Speaker 1>with a cup of coffee, maybe a cigarette, just loungeing,

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<v Speaker 1>like not even warning about the days um schedule. It's eclectic,

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<v Speaker 1>eclectic group. You also have like the uh the meat

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<v Speaker 1>Head construction guys, and they're kind of mulling about, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't really know what they've got going on,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're kind of mulling about and all that. So

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<v Speaker 1>so you have that uh as as well. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't believe I'll get to Boston this this time. We

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<v Speaker 1>have some other trips. When I start traveling again, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta find a way to get to Minnesota. Gotta find

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<v Speaker 1>a way to get to Cincinnati. There's also a rumor

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<v Speaker 1>that I'll be making a Florida sojourn later this year.

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<v Speaker 1>That there's a trip, a family trip. So I like

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<v Speaker 1>to make family trips, work trips and have like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if I go to a place and I have an

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<v Speaker 1>extra day hang out and meet I know you don't

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<v Speaker 1>like the unwashed gascon, but I enjoy hanging out with

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<v Speaker 1>the evil doers and the malle militia. I have. What's

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<v Speaker 1>that I said, I have family that lives in Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>On my apologies to you, I don't know why do

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<v Speaker 1>you move to Florida. You should go to Florida's cheaper

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<v Speaker 1>to live there, Taxes are better, the weather is not great,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's all right. I'm looking at the job market

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<v Speaker 1>out there. Yeah, why didn't you go to China like

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<v Speaker 1>I read to China that job by you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have been I would have been patient zero. Right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>apparently it's not that big deal with economy, and China

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<v Speaker 1>keeps going up up in a way despite the United States. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>shut it down, shut it down, shut it down, shut

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<v Speaker 1>it down anyway. All right, So on this edition of

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<v Speaker 1>the Fifth Hour we have Desperados, bug eyed and pop quiz.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not exciting content. Are you not fired up for

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<v Speaker 1>this content? I'm a little bit more fired up for

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<v Speaker 1>this content than the last couple of nights on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're talking about. The show was

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<v Speaker 1>a wonderful show, was great my part. Anyway, you obviously

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<v Speaker 1>had some issues there, a little shot that you went

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<v Speaker 1>to the NHL basket of fun, and I am willing

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<v Speaker 1>to go to a scandal at any moment. I was

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<v Speaker 1>getting crap though, because they just the listeners now expect me,

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<v Speaker 1>the p ones, expect me to only talk about quarterbacks

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<v Speaker 1>and or coaches in the NFL and uh and nothing else.

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<v Speaker 1>And so when I when I go off the reservation.

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<v Speaker 1>It upsets me, like you believe that Megan Rapino story,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a great story. He got he got on

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<v Speaker 1>the podium and lied, and and we had proved a

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<v Speaker 1>federal judge had already ruled the women. Actually he got

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<v Speaker 1>paid more than the men soccer players. And there she

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<v Speaker 1>all there she is saying her lady parts cost her

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<v Speaker 1>money and all that, and people just repeat the lie

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<v Speaker 1>over and over as we had. We had a caller

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<v Speaker 1>on her bullshit. And and in the story with Tim Peel,

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<v Speaker 1>the hockey referee, was great because it's it's it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>always the cover ups, like well the NHL, the headlines

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<v Speaker 1>were the NHL fired the guy. They didn't fire the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't say they fired the guy. He just he

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna retire anyway. They gave him the retirement early.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, go away, that's it, you're done a month early.

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<v Speaker 1>He was gonna retire a month from now, as it was. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the best part is is that you know someone like

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<v Speaker 1>Mega Rapino is going to be insulated and she will

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<v Speaker 1>be protected because God forbid if you if you do

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<v Speaker 1>criticize her or attack her for what she has falsely

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<v Speaker 1>said and stated from the White House, your misogynistic. The

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<v Speaker 1>women are always right unless they accused of Shaun Watson

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<v Speaker 1>of being a pervert. And then many people think that

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<v Speaker 1>the women are lying and that's all you know that

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<v Speaker 1>that's a whole different cant of this has to take

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<v Speaker 1>you to your show into week one of the season. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna we're gonna ride this out, ride it,

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<v Speaker 1>ride it, ride it good, right good. But every day,

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<v Speaker 1>every day there'll be some other Jane Doe coming forward

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<v Speaker 1>and some nugget of information that guy Tony Buzzby is

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<v Speaker 1>a master man he is, that this has been orchestrated

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<v Speaker 1>where he's just a leak, leak, leak. Every day, here's

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<v Speaker 1>another wrinkle, and it just goes on and on and

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<v Speaker 1>on and on. I mean, the first thing I thought

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<v Speaker 1>of was Darren Sharper when all this stuff came down.

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<v Speaker 1>And obviously they're different circumstances because he was drugging women

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<v Speaker 1>and and traveling across state borders. But you know who

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<v Speaker 1>the funk brings in him a series from out of state. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>even if you were like DeShawn Watson, thing unravels because

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<v Speaker 1>even he said, okay, you know he needed a massage.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't you settle, you know, outside of team facility, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you say, okay, why don't we settle on one

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<v Speaker 1>masseus and we'll just use that masseus and that'll be

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<v Speaker 1>the massus that we use, or maybe even two. I

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<v Speaker 1>could give you three, but sixteen it's I mean, the numbers,

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<v Speaker 1>the volume of accusers here. It paints the picture that

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<v Speaker 1>there was other stuff going on. And I go back

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<v Speaker 1>to the conspiracy that that we're hearing that one of

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<v Speaker 1>the theories the cabal has come up with here, that

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<v Speaker 1>is that this was all code language that uh, to

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<v Speaker 1>to stay a step ahead of the law, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>say I'm going to see a professional working woman. You

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<v Speaker 1>instead say I'm getting a massage, and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just happened to end up where the massage ended up

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<v Speaker 1>with my salami going places it wasn't supposed to go originally.

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<v Speaker 1>So here. So here's the thing. If you are Watson's attorney,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to play that's out a couple of different ways.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't you be inclined to go on the attack and

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<v Speaker 1>start talking to these women. You can obviously talk to them,

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<v Speaker 1>but you could meet with their attorneys and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we can pay you a certain dollar amount if you'd like,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're also gonna put the FBI on you because

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<v Speaker 1>if you've been doing this with our client, that you've

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<v Speaker 1>been doing with other men, and that means you're typically

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<v Speaker 1>getting paid in cash, which means the I R. S

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<v Speaker 1>Is gonna be straight up your ass now to look

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<v Speaker 1>at what kind of assets you do have and if

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<v Speaker 1>your liquid, they're gonna find that cash. If you're not,

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<v Speaker 1>we want to see deposits on your account. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>but they wouldn't argue, well, there's no paper trail, so

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<v Speaker 1>what are you gonna do? You know, no paper trail.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, if you're the attorney for Deshaun Watson, yea.

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<v Speaker 1>Based on what we know, and there's obviously stuff we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, maybe there's more to the story that will

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<v Speaker 1>come out that will change everything dramatically. At this moment,

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<v Speaker 1>you go into damage control mode. You cut your losses,

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<v Speaker 1>and Deshaun is gonna based on what I've seen here,

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<v Speaker 1>he's gonna have to admit he was, you know, a

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<v Speaker 1>serial massage perv um, but it was all consentual. His

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<v Speaker 1>the argument, he's gonna have to make hething criminal happened here.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just a a single guy, and uh, he liked

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<v Speaker 1>getting his rocks off with different massage people. He liked

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<v Speaker 1>to meet random women on Instagram and get a massage.

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<v Speaker 1>And and you know, these were professional women. They knew

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<v Speaker 1>what they were getting into. This is what they do

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<v Speaker 1>for a living. And that's it. That's gonna make him

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<v Speaker 1>look like a creep. But it's it's that's to me,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the outcome. What else is the defense? You can't

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<v Speaker 1>say he didn't do it if there's a paper trail,

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<v Speaker 1>a digital paper trail on Instagram that carves you up

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, paints the picture that this ain't all

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<v Speaker 1>made up. You're meeting random, strange women. I'm guessing they're

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<v Speaker 1>all attractive women. I would think, right, at least he

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<v Speaker 1>found attractive, I would imagine, right, yeah, thatwise, why would

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<v Speaker 1>he click on their profiles and say, hey, I need

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<v Speaker 1>a massage. So here's the other question I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>opposed to you. How do you play this out? If

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<v Speaker 1>you're DeShawn Watson's significant other? Do you go the Aaron

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<v Speaker 1>Hernande's wife route where you just stay in this no

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<v Speaker 1>matter what, through trial, through conviction, and through that payday

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<v Speaker 1>because he's not married. So I don't I don't think that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's just a breakup situation unless the woman

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<v Speaker 1>is just you know, some women that you know guys

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<v Speaker 1>are like this too, was power hungry. You know, you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're with a jock, and the jock sniffers, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a star quarterback, well right now, he's That would

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<v Speaker 1>be disinformation because he's not a star quarterback. Because he's

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<v Speaker 1>not a quarterback. Uh, he's not gonna be playing anytime

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<v Speaker 1>soon in the NFL. So there are a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of tentacles to this. You don't think

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<v Speaker 1>he plays Week one, No, no, this week one in

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL. I think he's suspended because this isn't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be over by then. Uh. And even if he, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say that he does reach an n D a non

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<v Speaker 1>disclosure agreement with these women and we still get suspended.

0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:46.360
<v Speaker 1>They suspended Roethlisberger and Zeke Elliott, and there were you know,

0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Roethlisberger had a couple of situations where he was with

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<v Speaker 1>the Berbert and Zeke had one and the Zeke evidence.

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<v Speaker 1>We did a lot of monologues about that. We did

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<v Speaker 1>several monologues the evidence actually indicated that Zeke should not

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<v Speaker 1>have been suspen ended, and they still suspended him. So

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<v Speaker 1>good luck. He's not gonna play in week one. And

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<v Speaker 1>it is fun though, to look back at those comments

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<v Speaker 1>coming from Deshaun Watson's camp about how the Texans were

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<v Speaker 1>dysfunctional and they were the bad guys. He's going and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>playing touchy feely with every massage therapist he can get

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<v Speaker 1>his hands on. Yeah. Remember I think it was just

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<v Speaker 1>after the season ended. He had posted something on Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>or Twitter about getting away from everything and he was

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<v Speaker 1>on a boat with his with his girlfriend. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>he got away from those massage therapists. Yeah, jeez man,

0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:40.000
<v Speaker 1>that man the masseuse is that now that the back

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<v Speaker 1>to the conspiracy theory. Part of the conspiracy theory was

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<v Speaker 1>the reason that he didn't pay the full amount is

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<v Speaker 1>because these were professional women. He knew he didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to pay them. Yeah, so what are they gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>They can't go to the police because their professionals is

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<v Speaker 1>what they do. And he you know, and he's the

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<v Speaker 1>star quarterback and there's nobody you know, they're just random

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<v Speaker 1>women he finds on on Instagram's fascinating we'll see if

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<v Speaker 1>that actually is what happened. So I got a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of things. I got Desperado. This is a video game

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<v Speaker 1>blues story. Now. I have mentioned in the past that

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<v Speaker 1>my michigas Uh, there's a word game that I have

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<v Speaker 1>been playing for like the last literally the last year,

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<v Speaker 1>probably a year and a half. And the reason I'm

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<v Speaker 1>paying playing that game, and the reason I've played that

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<v Speaker 1>game so much is it claimed that if you played

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<v Speaker 1>X number of games, they would they would pay you

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<v Speaker 1>money right to cash out, uh, And they give you

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<v Speaker 1>like a gift card, Amazon gift card or PayPal PayPal

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<v Speaker 1>you money, but you have to get to twenty dollars right.

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<v Speaker 1>So every every game you know you played, you rack

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<v Speaker 1>up some more credit, and you play like two hundred games,

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<v Speaker 1>you get a penny, right. So early on they give

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<v Speaker 1>you a lot of money so you'll play more. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've been playing this game for a year and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>To get I was like, I'm gonna get to the

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<v Speaker 1>twenty box, I'm gonna cash out and move on to

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<v Speaker 1>the next game. So the further along I got in

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<v Speaker 1>the scam, and I've now discovered it's a scam. The

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<v Speaker 1>further along I got the less money they gave. Like

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<v Speaker 1>originally it was like twenty cents for you know, fifty

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<v Speaker 1>games or whatever it was. And then as I got

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<v Speaker 1>closer and closer to pay dirt, it became play a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and eighties something games and then we'll give you

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<v Speaker 1>one cent. So I'm like, okay, you're not gonna wear

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<v Speaker 1>me down. And they probably figured most people quit, you're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna wear me down. Um, So it turns out

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<v Speaker 1>I got to nineteen dollars and nine nine cents and

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<v Speaker 1>I have now been hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hoodwinked, and let astray.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna name the game here. People at the

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<v Speaker 1>game is called word relax. Do not play the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not play the game. In my opinion, it's a scam.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a scam. The game world relaxed. And so

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<v Speaker 1>what happened was, um, there's a on the on the game.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a little like money symbol on the front of

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<v Speaker 1>the game, so you click on it and it would

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<v Speaker 1>give you your balance. It would tell you how much

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<v Speaker 1>money you've earned. But again you have to get to

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<v Speaker 1>twenty dollars to cash out. So I'm looking at my

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<v Speaker 1>my phone right now, this word game it's nine. Now

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<v Speaker 1>here's where the scam is. So up until you get

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<v Speaker 1>to nineteen dollars and ninety nine cents, it would tell

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<v Speaker 1>you you have to play X number of games to

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<v Speaker 1>get the next payout. Right, so if you were at

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<v Speaker 1>like nineteen dollars and ten cents, you gotta play two games,

0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:40.680
<v Speaker 1>you'll get another cent or whatever. They don't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>how much you're gonna get, but they'll tell you get something. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as I got to nineteen dollars and ninety

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<v Speaker 1>nine cents, what do you think disappeared? Gascon. Yes, the

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<v Speaker 1>total number that you need to play to get the

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<v Speaker 1>next payout, which you know, I thought, well, maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>just a mistake and I could play two hundred more

0:18:57.760 --> 0:18:59.399
<v Speaker 1>games and they'll get the money. So I did a

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<v Speaker 1>little dude religion said little research, which I wish I

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<v Speaker 1>had done earlier. I went to the app store and

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<v Speaker 1>I started snooping around and apparently, um, I am in

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<v Speaker 1>line with other idiots and other suckers that have been

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<v Speaker 1>played and scammed by these people, because there's a whole

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<v Speaker 1>list of people that posted on the reviews in the

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<v Speaker 1>the app store there that Sam the same thing happened

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<v Speaker 1>to them. The first thing I see when I Google

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<v Speaker 1>is it says you'll never get any money. I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>level four oh one and I have seventeen dollars and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty cents. I've decided to play this game and see

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<v Speaker 1>how long it takes. But you don't make any real No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a it's a scam, and I have I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>level six thousand and one and thirteen. I have played

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<v Speaker 1>over six thousand of these games to get to the

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<v Speaker 1>twenty dollar point, and I'm on the I'm right near

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<v Speaker 1>the finish line, and now they've they've pulled the rug

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<v Speaker 1>underneath me out from underneath. The silver lining is you're

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<v Speaker 1>you're now flush with with great vocabulary? Yes, it does,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't. Here's the other thing though, all right, Uh

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<v Speaker 1>would I be better off this way? Am I better

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<v Speaker 1>off this way? Where I got to nineteen dollars nine

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<v Speaker 1>cents and now I know I will not get to

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<v Speaker 1>the twenty dollars. I've wasted a year and of my time.

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<v Speaker 1>Or would I have been better off getting to the

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<v Speaker 1>twenty dollars and then having them not pay it off

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<v Speaker 1>because I've heard they've done that too. There's some people

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<v Speaker 1>that posted on the app store, well I did get

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<v Speaker 1>to the twenty dollars, but they never sent me the money.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather be at because you're efforting, you still continue

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<v Speaker 1>to play. I'm just polarized by how you got duped

0:20:31.680 --> 0:20:34.560
<v Speaker 1>into this. This is not the first time you've had

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Looney take you down a dark path in in

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<v Speaker 1>real estate and blind Scott with stocks, and now you've

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<v Speaker 1>done this to this. I'm too trusting, trusting, and I

0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:48.399
<v Speaker 1>talked to you last week about Cathy Wood and her

0:20:48.440 --> 0:20:52.600
<v Speaker 1>investments with with ARC and you said, we're not tailing her,

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<v Speaker 1>We're not telling anybody in the stock market. We're above

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<v Speaker 1>all that. We need to go off the beating bath.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, because that's because a blind Scott take advice.

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<v Speaker 1>Some blind Scott, you know, like, what are you doing?

0:21:02.359 --> 0:21:05.240
<v Speaker 1>You didn't know what he's you know, come on, what,

0:21:05.680 --> 0:21:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you. I'm here to help. I'm I'm

0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:11.800
<v Speaker 1>trying to to help you with with investments. Week. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy I played a ton of games six thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and seven, So this guy's played six hundred and something

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<v Speaker 1>more games than I played. He says he's been at

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<v Speaker 1>nine earned for five hundred nineties seven games. Oh good, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>what a bunch of scam artists. How does how does

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<v Speaker 1>Apple and these these phone companies allow that game in

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<v Speaker 1>their app store? How do they allow that? How do

0:21:43.080 --> 0:21:46.320
<v Speaker 1>they allow that? They advertised that you can make some money. Um,

0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:51.360
<v Speaker 1>they have, they have, they have a president taking off

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<v Speaker 1>those talking taking off those social media apps, and not that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's unbelievable. Yeah, that is, that is outstanding. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess the bigger question is is why are you hunting

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<v Speaker 1>for twenty on an app like that? Well, no, I

0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:05.639
<v Speaker 1>like playing word games. I thought, well why not, you know,

0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:08.960
<v Speaker 1>killed two birds with one stone. I like money, and

0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:11.959
<v Speaker 1>I figured twenty bucks, I can buy some cheap stocks

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<v Speaker 1>that pay divid ends and maybe they'll go up and

0:22:14.240 --> 0:22:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll make a little extra money. Money makes money, and

0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:19.240
<v Speaker 1>I end up getting hustle. Why not play some words

0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:23.560
<v Speaker 1>scramble with a friend and start gambling on words? I

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<v Speaker 1>like my Occasionally I have an extra five ten minutes here,

0:22:26.440 --> 0:22:28.159
<v Speaker 1>I'll play before I go to bed. I'll play, you know,

0:22:28.240 --> 0:22:31.119
<v Speaker 1>on the weekends I'm sitting around doing nothing at the

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<v Speaker 1>beach or whatever, and play the games. Yeah, that's it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of a bunch of hustlers got sucks. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really piste off about it because I mean, he's

0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:47.119
<v Speaker 1>he's these unsavory characters behind these video games. Uh you

0:22:47.200 --> 0:22:50.040
<v Speaker 1>know it's it's the den of iniquity is what it

0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:54.200
<v Speaker 1>is here, the criminal activity. I'm sorry, all right? And

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<v Speaker 1>then I also have bug eyed. I wanted to mention

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<v Speaker 1>bug eyed here. Guess go on. So this week I

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<v Speaker 1>noticed there were some scratches on my bifocals that I

0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:11.760
<v Speaker 1>needed to upgrade that. So I I'm fine, whatever. I

0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:16.159
<v Speaker 1>hadn't gotten new eyeglasses in a while, so the uh,

0:23:16.760 --> 0:23:20.400
<v Speaker 1>the wife set up an appointment to get to last.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to keep the frames and change the lenses, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because that was the part that was scratched. The frames

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<v Speaker 1>are expensive, so she calls up the optometrist and sets

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<v Speaker 1>up an appointment. So the plan was to keep the frames,

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<v Speaker 1>as I said, replaced lens. So over the phone, the

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<v Speaker 1>people at the optometrist office looked up my prescription and

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<v Speaker 1>quoted my wife. I think it was like a hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and sixty five dollars for new lenses. I was like, okay,

0:23:48.840 --> 0:23:53.080
<v Speaker 1>that seems reasonable. That seems fair that seems good. I mean, uh.

0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:56.240
<v Speaker 1>And so I show up to the appointment to drop

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<v Speaker 1>off my glass. Now the eye doctors so freaked out

0:24:00.560 --> 0:24:02.960
<v Speaker 1>by the COVID that they locked the door. You have

0:24:03.080 --> 0:24:05.280
<v Speaker 1>to call them to let them know that you're there.

0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:08.919
<v Speaker 1>So I called them. Then I had to sit behind

0:24:09.119 --> 0:24:13.480
<v Speaker 1>a plexiglass and have my temperature taken before they would

0:24:13.480 --> 0:24:16.160
<v Speaker 1>allow me into the to the eye eyes. They're they're

0:24:16.240 --> 0:24:21.639
<v Speaker 1>taking every possible precaution imaginable for the COVID. So I'd like, fine, whatever.

0:24:22.080 --> 0:24:25.920
<v Speaker 1>So then I I sit down and uh, I right away,

0:24:26.080 --> 0:24:31.040
<v Speaker 1>my like a red flag went up because they said, well,

0:24:32.040 --> 0:24:34.399
<v Speaker 1>you know, you're gonna have to sign a waiver because

0:24:34.440 --> 0:24:37.440
<v Speaker 1>maybe we'll break the frames of your glasses. And so

0:24:37.640 --> 0:24:40.919
<v Speaker 1>that got my dander up. But I was like, okay,

0:24:41.040 --> 0:24:43.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, I understand. I mean, they just want to

0:24:43.640 --> 0:24:47.440
<v Speaker 1>cover themselves liability. Fine, uh, and I assume they do

0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:50.040
<v Speaker 1>this all the time, There'll be no problem. So then

0:24:50.080 --> 0:24:52.480
<v Speaker 1>they looked at my glasses. They looked at my chart,

0:24:53.080 --> 0:24:56.560
<v Speaker 1>and they then told me that I mean, they did

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<v Speaker 1>the math and they wrote it down and they said

0:24:59.280 --> 0:25:03.040
<v Speaker 1>that they changed the quote. They said that actually the

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<v Speaker 1>price for the glasses just the lenses, not the frames

0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:11.000
<v Speaker 1>was almost four hundred dollars. So again I'm quoted at one.

0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:16.720
<v Speaker 1>They come back with four hundred dollars. So after I after,

0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:19.879
<v Speaker 1>I ended up getting up from the floor. There be

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<v Speaker 1>sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller Show

0:25:22.480 --> 0:25:25.840
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<v Speaker 1>at two am eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports

0:25:32.280 --> 0:25:35.720
<v Speaker 1>Radio and the I Heart Radio app. Realizing, hey, this

0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:38.120
<v Speaker 1>is bait and switch here. They tell you one price

0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:40.280
<v Speaker 1>on the phone, you get there, I I go bug

0:25:40.320 --> 0:25:44.400
<v Speaker 1>eyed and I'm thinking, you know what, Yeah, I need

0:25:44.640 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I need new glasses, new pair of specs and all that,

0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:50.360
<v Speaker 1>but I don't need four hundred dollars worth of glasses.

0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:53.520
<v Speaker 1>And I got up, I said thank you for your time.

0:25:53.600 --> 0:25:58.080
<v Speaker 1>I've changed my mind, and I walked out and I left.

0:25:58.119 --> 0:26:01.160
<v Speaker 1>So I'll be hitting up a Costco for some Kirkland

0:26:01.200 --> 0:26:05.280
<v Speaker 1>brand glasses next time I need I glasses. You know,

0:26:05.400 --> 0:26:09.040
<v Speaker 1>try to give you know, local optometrist, local eye doctor,

0:26:09.280 --> 0:26:12.320
<v Speaker 1>and opportunity for your business. And they they attempt to

0:26:12.359 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 1>scam you for an extra two hundred bucks. How often

0:26:14.600 --> 0:26:17.800
<v Speaker 1>do you get your eyes checked anyway? Uh? Usually every year.

0:26:17.800 --> 0:26:19.959
<v Speaker 1>I didn't get them checked last year because of the COVID,

0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:22.879
<v Speaker 1>but usually every year. When how often do you get

0:26:22.920 --> 0:26:27.320
<v Speaker 1>your How often do you get a physical? I never?

0:26:27.480 --> 0:26:29.200
<v Speaker 1>I used to never get physical. I've had a couple

0:26:29.200 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 1>of physicals now in recent years. Yeah, well I used

0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:34.920
<v Speaker 1>to never get them. You don't get an annual physical, no, No,

0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:38.120
<v Speaker 1>I never did until recently I did. I had sematical

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:40.960
<v Speaker 1>had the gold gladder because of that stuff. So yeah,

0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:44.480
<v Speaker 1>I know my physical. Remember last year I told you

0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:47.440
<v Speaker 1>around Halloween time, I thought I had diabetes because I

0:26:47.520 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 1>had passed out from eating too much candy. So I

0:26:50.080 --> 0:26:51.919
<v Speaker 1>had I went and had blood work done and had

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:54.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, the physical, and they were like amazed because

0:26:54.760 --> 0:26:58.159
<v Speaker 1>of my They claim because of my diet that a

0:26:58.240 --> 0:27:01.639
<v Speaker 1>lot of my my numbers had been proved. So just

0:27:01.880 --> 0:27:04.040
<v Speaker 1>last time I had a physical. It's crazy to think

0:27:04.080 --> 0:27:07.359
<v Speaker 1>because you've worked with guys like Steve de seger, Um

0:27:07.880 --> 0:27:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Lee Kleine, Prince of Darkness, Tony Bruno, these people, even

0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:16.760
<v Speaker 1>some of your listeners, they have seen you through four

0:27:16.880 --> 0:27:22.560
<v Speaker 1>different versions of you, like the big, the small, the skinny,

0:27:22.920 --> 0:27:26.320
<v Speaker 1>the gall bladder, the no gall bladder. You've got the transformation.

0:27:27.080 --> 0:27:30.440
<v Speaker 1>I was the more of the obese for a long time. Yeah,

0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:33.680
<v Speaker 1>I lost a lot of weight. Then I gained a

0:27:33.800 --> 0:27:37.040
<v Speaker 1>fair amount of the weight back, and now I've lost it. Yeah.

0:27:37.160 --> 0:27:40.600
<v Speaker 1>So I've as my my guy Jerry Callahan in Boston,

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:42.880
<v Speaker 1>the radio guy says, we've had him on the podcast

0:27:43.080 --> 0:27:47.480
<v Speaker 1>The Yo Yo Dieter. But I'm pretty pretty good where

0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm at. I think I've maintained where I i've been.

0:27:50.240 --> 0:27:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Not that you see me every day, guess, but I

0:27:52.040 --> 0:27:54.680
<v Speaker 1>have maintained my lifestyle here, and I think I'm not

0:27:54.840 --> 0:27:57.840
<v Speaker 1>gaining weight. I'm still losing a little bit, and but

0:27:58.119 --> 0:28:00.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm managing it pretty well. I think that the most

0:28:00.640 --> 0:28:03.600
<v Speaker 1>dramatic photos I've seen of you are actually during the

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:08.080
<v Speaker 1>holiday season. You're Santa Claus photos. Oh, yes, you don't

0:28:08.119 --> 0:28:11.440
<v Speaker 1>fill out anywhere, you know, I'm no longer a good

0:28:11.520 --> 0:28:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Santa Clause like that belt has to be actually tightened

0:28:15.600 --> 0:28:19.160
<v Speaker 1>a little bit more to go through. Now it's like, hey, mom,

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:22.240
<v Speaker 1>why did Santa Claus lose weight? Oh, there's a hunger strike.

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:24.120
<v Speaker 1>You went on a hunger strike and that's what Yeah,

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:29.399
<v Speaker 1>Santa Claus doing cardio now all right. Uh oh, speaking

0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:31.120
<v Speaker 1>of Lee bought up Lee client. I got a call

0:28:31.240 --> 0:28:33.840
<v Speaker 1>from the Prince of Darkness. We were reminiscing because of

0:28:33.880 --> 0:28:36.240
<v Speaker 1>the passing of Elgin Baylor. We both had some great

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:40.200
<v Speaker 1>stories about Elgin in his days as the Clipper executive

0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:43.520
<v Speaker 1>and Lee was really really pretty good friends with Elgin,

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:47.120
<v Speaker 1>and through my relationship with Lee, I spent some time

0:28:47.960 --> 0:28:50.640
<v Speaker 1>uh in the shadows around the Clips and with Elgin.

0:28:51.240 --> 0:28:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Lee was the Clipper talk host post game host for

0:28:54.080 --> 0:28:58.640
<v Speaker 1>a while. And right, yeah, the morbid sports right now,

0:28:58.840 --> 0:29:02.680
<v Speaker 1>the Masoleum back in the day, and we we would

0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 1>always before the draft of the put the lottery, Elgin

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:09.560
<v Speaker 1>would come out and uh he always said like the

0:29:09.640 --> 0:29:11.840
<v Speaker 1>same four or five things, because what else you gonna say,

0:29:11.880 --> 0:29:13.600
<v Speaker 1>you know about the player they're gonna get. You know,

0:29:13.720 --> 0:29:15.840
<v Speaker 1>this guy's gonna help the team, and the future is

0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:19.280
<v Speaker 1>bright and all this stuff. And but the funniest night

0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:21.200
<v Speaker 1>I referenced this, I didn't really tell the story properly.

0:29:21.240 --> 0:29:23.120
<v Speaker 1>Maybe should get lead back on the podcast to tell

0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 1>the story. But the night in Phoenix before Game seven

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:30.680
<v Speaker 1>of the Clippers Sons playoff series and like oh five

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:33.360
<v Speaker 1>or oh six, something like that. This is the Elton

0:29:33.480 --> 0:29:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Brand vintage Corey mcgetty vintage of the Clippers. And uh,

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 1>we we were there in Phoenix, were standing in Phoenix

0:29:40.760 --> 0:29:44.800
<v Speaker 1>because we were there to cover Game seven and uh

0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:48.120
<v Speaker 1>we drove. Actually the funny there's there's some very funny

0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 1>parts of that story. We me and Lee drove from

0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:55.120
<v Speaker 1>l a to Phoenix for Game seven. Uh. And uh

0:29:55.880 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 1>we we get there to the to the hotel and

0:30:00.960 --> 0:30:03.280
<v Speaker 1>the Clipper bus shows up right we got there before

0:30:03.280 --> 0:30:05.720
<v Speaker 1>the Clippers got there, and the first person off the

0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Clipper bus was Clipper Daryl. We're like, what what the hell?

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:14.000
<v Speaker 1>And apparently Darryll had gone to the airport to l

0:30:14.040 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 1>a X to wish the guy's good luck as they left,

0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:18.440
<v Speaker 1>and they said, hey, Wan want to come with us,

0:30:18.880 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>and so they put Clipper Darryl on the team plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he suited up to Yeah, he had the full

0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Clipper fan gear on the whole thing. And he came

0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:28.080
<v Speaker 1>off and he saw us and We're like, oh my god.

0:30:28.920 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 1>It was crazy. But we we were riding the elevator

0:30:31.720 --> 0:30:34.960
<v Speaker 1>at the Ritz Carlton in Scottsdale where they they were staying.

0:30:35.120 --> 0:30:38.480
<v Speaker 1>And uh, I will not reveal the name of the person,

0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:41.080
<v Speaker 1>but we we, but there was an associate, a guy

0:30:41.160 --> 0:30:43.200
<v Speaker 1>that worked for the Clippers who a low level guy

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 1>that was in the elevator and was going to Donald

0:30:47.200 --> 0:30:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Sterling's private v I P floor at the very top

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:53.640
<v Speaker 1>of the rich Carlton. Uh. This is like we're heads

0:30:53.640 --> 0:30:56.880
<v Speaker 1>of state, stay dignitaries and my Michael Jordan. To get

0:30:56.880 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 1>the entire floor, you have a special car to get

0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:02.080
<v Speaker 1>access to it. The so he say, you want you guys,

0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:04.040
<v Speaker 1>wanna you wanna get somebody eat? Uh, you know I

0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:06.120
<v Speaker 1>got I'll take you up to the v I P

0:31:06.280 --> 0:31:09.080
<v Speaker 1>thing I got access to. So of course, you know,

0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:10.920
<v Speaker 1>of course we want to check it out. So we

0:31:11.040 --> 0:31:13.600
<v Speaker 1>go up there and the guy invites us out and

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:18.200
<v Speaker 1>there's like this whole wall of uh like shellfish, high

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:22.120
<v Speaker 1>end seafood buffet and uh, all for one one person,

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:25.720
<v Speaker 1>Donald Sterling, and he's walking around in his pajamas and

0:31:25.800 --> 0:31:28.880
<v Speaker 1>all this stuff and uh but Elgin was up there,

0:31:28.960 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Elgin Baylor and his wife and so we go over

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:36.240
<v Speaker 1>there and and Lee starts striking up a conversation with

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Elgin and then like Sterling his name came up, and

0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Lee starts like trashing Donald Sterling to to Elgin right

0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 1>if whatever the issue wasn't the day. I don't remember what,

0:31:49.720 --> 0:31:54.160
<v Speaker 1>but he's like ripping him, and like Lee is facing

0:31:54.320 --> 0:31:57.720
<v Speaker 1>Elgin and his wife are sitting on the couch and

0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:00.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm standing next to Lee. Lee's face racing the wall

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:05.520
<v Speaker 1>and the couch. Elgin looking out can see the main

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:09.440
<v Speaker 1>area of this luxury suite where people are, you know,

0:32:09.520 --> 0:32:11.880
<v Speaker 1>the courtyard if you it's a big it's hard to

0:32:11.920 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 1>describe it. There was a main room and then there

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:15.160
<v Speaker 1>were a couple of side rooms. It was. It was

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:19.120
<v Speaker 1>a V I P luxury penthouse. And so he's he's

0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:22.840
<v Speaker 1>looking out and Lee is telling his BS story about

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:28.680
<v Speaker 1>about about Sterling, and Elgin's wife starts doing the kill

0:32:28.800 --> 0:32:32.800
<v Speaker 1>sign because she saw Sterling and and then Elgin realizes

0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:35.360
<v Speaker 1>and Elgin is like trying to do that. It was

0:32:35.440 --> 0:32:37.640
<v Speaker 1>so fun and we didn't know why they were doing that.

0:32:37.840 --> 0:32:41.720
<v Speaker 1>It was, as I remember it, it was very very

0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 1>amusing there. It was very amusing. We have pop quiz.

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:45.400
<v Speaker 1>You want to do a little bit of pop quiz?

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:47.760
<v Speaker 1>All right? Here we go. Pop quizzies are things I

0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 1>found scouring the internet, and we do that every Saturday.

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:55.440
<v Speaker 1>We call it pop quiz because I like oddball, weird

0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 1>things and they find them interesting. Well, any of this

0:32:58.120 --> 0:33:02.800
<v Speaker 1>include a Kamala Harris Bill Clinton Convention on Women's empowerment.

0:33:03.800 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 1>That's all you, that's all you, my man. I know

0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:09.120
<v Speaker 1>you're on that Kamala bandwack. So I don't want to

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:14.280
<v Speaker 1>interrupt the President in waiting, right, President in waiting? Someone

0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:17.920
<v Speaker 1>said the actual president right now? Who knows. I'll circle

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 1>back to that. How about that? Is that what you said?

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.800
<v Speaker 1>The White House? I'll circle back to that, all right.

0:33:23.080 --> 0:33:28.840
<v Speaker 1>In viewers watched nearly nineties seven billion minutes of the

0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:33.920
<v Speaker 1>television program Friends, which classic TV show came in next

0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 1>with just over fifty eight billion minutes watched in Friends

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 1>was number one? What was number two? I think, man,

0:33:43.040 --> 0:33:44.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say it was either one of these two.

0:33:45.560 --> 0:33:50.280
<v Speaker 1>I think it's I Love Lucy, I Love Lucy, okay,

0:33:50.440 --> 0:33:56.480
<v Speaker 1>or or Mash two? Oh damn for two? Would you

0:33:56.600 --> 0:34:01.800
<v Speaker 1>like to try again, Star Trek, that's a good one.

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Uh no, No, we don't have a Missmash or mixed

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 1>match or whatever. Blair says. This is a nineteen sixties

0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:14.600
<v Speaker 1>TV show. Man, Do do Do Do? Do? Do? Not

0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:17.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna dragnet is? Do do Do Do Do Do Do

0:34:17.280 --> 0:34:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Do Do Do Do Doo Doo doo doo doo doo. Nope. Uh.

0:34:22.160 --> 0:34:25.360
<v Speaker 1>It featured Ron Howard, Don Nots and a guy by

0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:29.040
<v Speaker 1>the name of Andy Taylor better known as Andy Griffith

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:35.759
<v Speaker 1>Andy Griffith Show. I totally thought it was I Love Lucy. Yeah,

0:34:36.840 --> 0:34:41.720
<v Speaker 1>I never got into the Andy Griffith Show. I watched

0:34:41.760 --> 0:34:43.160
<v Speaker 1>I Love Lucy when I was a kid. A little

0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:46.279
<v Speaker 1>bit of mash. Explain that to me, because this is

0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 1>the streaming numbers right er was watched, So I would

0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:55.719
<v Speaker 1>think these are older people that love the Andy. Is

0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:58.480
<v Speaker 1>there a younger generation that's fallen in love with Maybury?

0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:01.080
<v Speaker 1>And I am my fa getting something here? Am I? Am?

0:35:01.120 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I missing something about this? But what about Well maybe

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:05.800
<v Speaker 1>because those shows are also on other channels to like

0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:11.080
<v Speaker 1>c W or some of those other cable channels that

0:35:11.160 --> 0:35:14.480
<v Speaker 1>are are partnered with, are they subsidiarias of like a

0:35:14.560 --> 0:35:18.200
<v Speaker 1>CBS or an NBC or a Fox. Is that possible?

0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:20.239
<v Speaker 1>I get I don't know. It doesn't get in the

0:35:20.280 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 1>specifics here, but that's uh. Andy Griffith, you think Friends

0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:26.440
<v Speaker 1>and Andy Riffis show if you had to bring back

0:35:26.719 --> 0:35:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Seinfeld Cheers, you think all the great shows that have

0:35:29.480 --> 0:35:31.320
<v Speaker 1>been on over the years. But if you had to

0:35:31.360 --> 0:35:33.040
<v Speaker 1>bring back a show from the eighties, what would you

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:35.960
<v Speaker 1>bring back? Because I was always like a Mr. Belvedere,

0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:41.839
<v Speaker 1>the Golden years, growing pines, I like Cheers, I like Yeah,

0:35:41.880 --> 0:35:45.759
<v Speaker 1>I like those cheesy early eighties, late seventies. Yeah. Um

0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:50.279
<v Speaker 1>like Chips with Pontorella. They try to bring that back.

0:35:50.320 --> 0:35:53.279
<v Speaker 1>It was a disaster. There's a TV show called Emergency,

0:35:53.719 --> 0:35:56.759
<v Speaker 1>remember that. Yeah? I like writers night right, All Night

0:35:56.800 --> 0:36:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Writer is a good one. Michael Knight, Magna p i

0:36:01.120 --> 0:36:04.760
<v Speaker 1>um not bad. Watch the Magnum p. I remember Fantasy Island,

0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 1>the Plane, the Plane, Bosley Blade, oh Man, good Man,

0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:15.200
<v Speaker 1>good classic TV. Al Right about people say they never

0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:17.920
<v Speaker 1>do this while driving, while thirty say they do this

0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:22.360
<v Speaker 1>all the time, texting. No, this is something I do

0:36:22.520 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 1>when I'm driving. Um, I don't text while driving, guest,

0:36:27.840 --> 0:36:29.720
<v Speaker 1>because I've done p s as on that. You should

0:36:29.719 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 1>not do that. Flush flash your teeth. No use cruise control. Yeah,

0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:39.879
<v Speaker 1>well we live pretty far away from work, so yeah,

0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:43.040
<v Speaker 1>I love cruise control. My wife hates cruise control. Well,

0:36:43.080 --> 0:36:46.040
<v Speaker 1>you said you specifically said it at seventy nine, don't you. Yes,

0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:48.840
<v Speaker 1>because I was told by a highway patrol officer that

0:36:49.000 --> 0:36:51.839
<v Speaker 1>as long as you're seventy nine are under, I will

0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 1>not write a ticket. It's eighty and above you can

0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:55.680
<v Speaker 1>get a ticket. And ever since then, I have not

0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:58.480
<v Speaker 1>gotten a ticket for going. I can go seventy nine.

0:36:59.040 --> 0:37:01.759
<v Speaker 1>That's my limit. I'm good and I don't have to

0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:04.160
<v Speaker 1>worry about getting a ticket. At least I haven't got

0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 1>a ticket doing that. So that's what I do. Uh.

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:10.560
<v Speaker 1>New report says the average person is four times more

0:37:10.719 --> 0:37:15.479
<v Speaker 1>likely to buy this on Sunday Sunday Sunday than any

0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:22.799
<v Speaker 1>other day of the week. What are they buying? It's

0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:25.160
<v Speaker 1>kind of become part of American culture to do this

0:37:25.320 --> 0:37:39.160
<v Speaker 1>on Sunday Americana alcohol kiss cony. Have you ever heard

0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:42.400
<v Speaker 1>of blue laws? Guess god, have you heard of blue laws? No?

0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:45.560
<v Speaker 1>What are blue laws? You don't know what blue laws are?

0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 1>What are blue laws? And your dad ran the l

0:37:49.120 --> 0:37:51.920
<v Speaker 1>A p D. You've never heard of blue laws? No,

0:37:52.480 --> 0:37:56.799
<v Speaker 1>it's essentially they ban they prohibit the sale of alcohol

0:37:57.280 --> 0:38:01.239
<v Speaker 1>on on on Sunday. So yeah, there you go. Utah

0:38:01.280 --> 0:38:04.399
<v Speaker 1>obviously is uh yeah, like all over the Bible Belt,

0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:06.640
<v Speaker 1>which is like twenty one states are actually in the

0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Bible Belt. Did you know that there's actually twenty one

0:38:09.800 --> 0:38:12.680
<v Speaker 1>states that the people think of the Bible Belt only

0:38:12.880 --> 0:38:17.279
<v Speaker 1>as below the Mason Dixon line. But I actually was

0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 1>explained this years ago by a program director because we

0:38:20.320 --> 0:38:22.560
<v Speaker 1>know in case they we'll get in trouble, will step

0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:25.279
<v Speaker 1>on some toes for people on the Bible Belt with

0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:33.840
<v Speaker 1>with content and but the traditional Bible Belt is like Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Uh, Tennessee,

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:39.359
<v Speaker 1>South Carolina, Oklahoma, that part. But you also have parts

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:43.839
<v Speaker 1>of Florida, like the the Panhandle of Florida right there.

0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:47.560
<v Speaker 1>They call it the Redneck Riviera. Um, you've got parts

0:38:47.600 --> 0:38:50.680
<v Speaker 1>of that. There's parts of Iowa, parts of Indiana, parts

0:38:50.760 --> 0:38:55.680
<v Speaker 1>of Kansas, obviously, Utah, uh, parts of New Mexico, parts

0:38:55.719 --> 0:39:00.160
<v Speaker 1>of Ohio is a ton and they're not all just

0:39:00.440 --> 0:39:05.480
<v Speaker 1>buried down in the south. They're spread out. I've never

0:39:05.640 --> 0:39:08.399
<v Speaker 1>heard of it put like that blue laws. I've only

0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:12.600
<v Speaker 1>heard of it as a Sunday law. You've never Okay, well,

0:39:12.719 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I I've always known about the blue I'm more educated

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:17.640
<v Speaker 1>and new gift guns want to pay. I'm just a

0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:20.439
<v Speaker 1>bad Catholic. That's a bad job by you. I thought

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:22.319
<v Speaker 1>you of all people with the blue laws, and you'd

0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:25.000
<v Speaker 1>be all over that. It was one of the jokes

0:39:25.040 --> 0:39:28.399
<v Speaker 1>about playing. The Jazz to this day will not play

0:39:28.800 --> 0:39:32.759
<v Speaker 1>games on Sunday. Uh say sometimes in the playoffs. I

0:39:32.800 --> 0:39:35.480
<v Speaker 1>don't even think they do it in the playoffs. Yeah,

0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:37.960
<v Speaker 1>because you know the jokers. You go to Salt Lake

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:41.000
<v Speaker 1>on the weekend, you gotta drink milk. Well, Sandy Kofax

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:42.960
<v Speaker 1>didn't pitching a World Series game because it was on

0:39:43.040 --> 0:39:46.520
<v Speaker 1>a Sunday. Well it was. It was because of the

0:39:46.600 --> 0:39:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Jewish holiday. It wasn't because yeah, it just happened to

0:39:49.640 --> 0:39:52.680
<v Speaker 1>be on a on a Sunday. Anyway, all right, here

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:55.960
<v Speaker 1>we go. What's next year? Any me? Any money? Mo? Uh?

0:39:57.160 --> 0:39:59.200
<v Speaker 1>The the I mean, answer the question. I think I

0:39:59.239 --> 0:40:01.440
<v Speaker 1>answered the question. You were still got so distracted by

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:05.200
<v Speaker 1>your answer. Yeah. The thing people buy more on Sunday

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:09.560
<v Speaker 1>than any other day of the week. Breakfast, you know,

0:40:09.640 --> 0:40:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Sunday breakfast brunch type of thing. That's a tradition. That

0:40:13.680 --> 0:40:16.480
<v Speaker 1>that's a tradition in America. Yeah, all right. A new

0:40:16.560 --> 0:40:19.839
<v Speaker 1>survey asked people to name their favorite things inside their home.

0:40:20.800 --> 0:40:24.560
<v Speaker 1>The bed. It was the most common answer what was

0:40:24.760 --> 0:40:28.280
<v Speaker 1>numbered two? We're Americans, I'd probably say it's some bullshit

0:40:28.320 --> 0:40:32.320
<v Speaker 1>like a TV. No, not the coffee maker. No, not

0:40:32.440 --> 0:40:41.640
<v Speaker 1>the coffee do um. Refrigerator, yes, refrigerator. Now do you

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:44.040
<v Speaker 1>have is your refrigerator two doors or do you have

0:40:44.080 --> 0:40:47.319
<v Speaker 1>a top at the bottom for your freezer? Um, we've

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:52.160
<v Speaker 1>got a massive refrigerator here. It's two doors up top

0:40:52.440 --> 0:40:57.879
<v Speaker 1>and then two drawers down low. It actually, yeah, it's

0:40:57.880 --> 0:41:01.000
<v Speaker 1>got water. The ice thing hasn't worked in the like

0:41:01.000 --> 0:41:03.800
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years. It actually looks better than it

0:41:03.880 --> 0:41:09.359
<v Speaker 1>actually functions. The refrigerator. Uh. The the company that made

0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 1>the refrigerator, let's just say they're better at making television

0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:15.440
<v Speaker 1>than you are refrigerators. No, I'm not not very good

0:41:15.480 --> 0:41:18.799
<v Speaker 1>at that. Nearly one out of ten weddings this year

0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:27.680
<v Speaker 1>will feature this. What is it? A um? Ah, I

0:41:27.719 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 1>don't want to say Mariachi band? Mariachi. It's pretty random.

0:41:34.200 --> 0:41:39.399
<v Speaker 1>Uh No. The correct answer A pet? Jesus pet, you're

0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:41.680
<v Speaker 1>not married, Guestcan you know you could meet somebody and

0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:43.200
<v Speaker 1>then you want to get married, and then you gotta

0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:47.000
<v Speaker 1>walk down the aisle with fighter Never happened. You get

0:41:47.040 --> 0:41:49.359
<v Speaker 1>annoyed when you go to restaurants and people people bring

0:41:49.440 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 1>their their pets in. Um. The thing that annoys me

0:41:54.160 --> 0:41:55.839
<v Speaker 1>is when I know it's bullshit. You know, you can

0:41:55.920 --> 0:41:58.000
<v Speaker 1>kind of tell when they're actually required. I get it.

0:41:58.080 --> 0:41:59.960
<v Speaker 1>If you need uh, you know you're you need a

0:42:00.280 --> 0:42:02.319
<v Speaker 1>traditional service dog, I get it, But you can tell

0:42:02.360 --> 0:42:06.640
<v Speaker 1>there's that Usually it's an old to stereotypes like I'm

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:10.319
<v Speaker 1>a middle aged older woman lonely and she's got her

0:42:10.360 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 1>SHIPSU as her emotional support dog, which you know is

0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:18.279
<v Speaker 1>not really what the laws are designed for. But she's

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:22.839
<v Speaker 1>carrying the thing around. Yeah, uh, what else do you? All? Right?

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:27.080
<v Speaker 1>A new survey asked adults to name something they miss

0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:29.759
<v Speaker 1>about their childhood. This was the most common answer, What

0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:35.960
<v Speaker 1>is it? Cartoons? Not school holidays? Now, see, isn't that

0:42:36.000 --> 0:42:38.360
<v Speaker 1>great when you're a kid, Like the excitement spring break

0:42:38.680 --> 0:42:41.400
<v Speaker 1>or you know, long holiday weekend because of some fugazy

0:42:41.480 --> 0:42:45.239
<v Speaker 1>teacher in service day or California every day is a

0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:47.359
<v Speaker 1>holiday kids. Kids aren't allowed to go to school these days,

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:49.520
<v Speaker 1>So I know I would do so well in this

0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:53.320
<v Speaker 1>zoom school. I can lay in bed and seven percent

0:42:53.400 --> 0:42:55.759
<v Speaker 1>of adults say they sleep with this What is it?

0:42:57.680 --> 0:43:01.839
<v Speaker 1>Minor only got her guest gun a m. How about

0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 1>a radio. I wish it was more than seven percent.

0:43:05.480 --> 0:43:06.719
<v Speaker 1>That's not the answer. It's got to be more than

0:43:06.800 --> 0:43:09.200
<v Speaker 1>seven percent. Radio on in the background. Great thing, go

0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:11.400
<v Speaker 1>to sleep, radio on in the background. This is actually

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:13.560
<v Speaker 1>something I think you do. Guess you sleep with this,

0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:18.160
<v Speaker 1>That's what I hear. I think it was justin and

0:43:18.239 --> 0:43:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Cincinnati that said this what a bottle? A bottle? No,

0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:26.920
<v Speaker 1>a stuffed animal? Stuffy? Don't you have stuff? Were those?

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Did you ever own or have any of those beanie

0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:35.279
<v Speaker 1>bears back in the days? I they were a little

0:43:35.400 --> 0:43:38.200
<v Speaker 1>after my my heyday of my youth, but I did

0:43:38.360 --> 0:43:40.800
<v Speaker 1>have some that were given to me, like I I

0:43:40.920 --> 0:43:43.760
<v Speaker 1>got it going to Dodger Angel games as giveaways because

0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:46.600
<v Speaker 1>those are there was a frenzy on those being super

0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:49.640
<v Speaker 1>expensive to write on the resale market. They were getting

0:43:49.680 --> 0:43:53.359
<v Speaker 1>priced at like three or four or five dollars a pop. Yeah,

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:56.840
<v Speaker 1>well that would be the fat right. It was fat

0:43:57.040 --> 0:44:01.399
<v Speaker 1>not a trend. There's a big, big difference there. Yeah,

0:44:01.440 --> 0:44:04.920
<v Speaker 1>I just short lived. But you know the cabbage Patch dolls,

0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:09.520
<v Speaker 1>fidget spinner spinner, remember that was a couple of years ago. Yeah,

0:44:09.719 --> 0:44:11.319
<v Speaker 1>I just remember that because we were talking last week

0:44:11.360 --> 0:44:14.400
<v Speaker 1>I think about baseball cards and selling or getting them

0:44:14.440 --> 0:44:17.480
<v Speaker 1>priced out, and what would you depart with them? So, yeah,

0:44:17.640 --> 0:44:19.320
<v Speaker 1>I want to see if those n f t s,

0:44:19.360 --> 0:44:23.719
<v Speaker 1>those non fungible tokens are a short term situation or

0:44:23.840 --> 0:44:27.080
<v Speaker 1>they Jack Dorrisey sold his first one for I think

0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 1>two and a half million dollars. These guys all there's

0:44:31.520 --> 0:44:33.480
<v Speaker 1>a term they use on Wall Street that all these

0:44:33.800 --> 0:44:37.160
<v Speaker 1>celebrities must be all saying to each other, get that

0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:40.719
<v Speaker 1>dumb money, right, I mean, you get that dumb money

0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 1>as fast as you can get it, And that's that's

0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:45.399
<v Speaker 1>what they're doing. There's a lot of dumb money out there.

0:44:46.560 --> 0:44:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Os and their money are soon parted or something like that,

0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:52.399
<v Speaker 1>all right. A new survey asked people to name something

0:44:52.480 --> 0:44:55.560
<v Speaker 1>they keep in their junk drawers. Rubber bands was the

0:44:55.600 --> 0:45:00.919
<v Speaker 1>most common answer. What was number Do paper clips? Yeah?

0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:04.360
<v Speaker 1>I would have thought paper clips too, But no birthday candles?

0:45:04.840 --> 0:45:08.320
<v Speaker 1>Birthday candles? Yeah? Why the funk would you hold on

0:45:08.440 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 1>to birthday can? I don't know why? Well, hold on?

0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Do you keep old Christmas bags just for repackaging? I

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:21.719
<v Speaker 1>tried to, but the wife attempts to get rid of

0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:24.840
<v Speaker 1>of all people she does. Yeah, what what do you

0:45:24.920 --> 0:45:27.880
<v Speaker 1>mean of all people, Because she's the hippie, she's the recycler,

0:45:28.000 --> 0:45:31.840
<v Speaker 1>she's all about recycling the world. Yeah, but the clutter

0:45:32.040 --> 0:45:34.200
<v Speaker 1>and all that. And I listen, I learned from going

0:45:34.280 --> 0:45:36.520
<v Speaker 1>through my parents house it's probably better to get rid

0:45:36.560 --> 0:45:38.800
<v Speaker 1>of the stuff. Now, wait till you die and somebody

0:45:38.800 --> 0:45:41.440
<v Speaker 1>else has to get rid of it. You know. It's uh,

0:45:41.840 --> 0:45:43.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, it seems like but you're not taking any

0:45:43.640 --> 0:45:45.160
<v Speaker 1>of the crap with you anyway, so you might as

0:45:45.160 --> 0:45:46.600
<v Speaker 1>well get rid of it now. I just think for

0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:49.400
<v Speaker 1>repackaging purposes that would make sense. Right, Someone gives you

0:45:49.680 --> 0:45:51.799
<v Speaker 1>a bag, something in a bag, and you just keep

0:45:51.840 --> 0:45:53.840
<v Speaker 1>it for your gifts. Now, what do you do about

0:45:53.920 --> 0:45:56.600
<v Speaker 1>like cards? When you get an actual like a Hallmark card,

0:45:56.680 --> 0:45:59.520
<v Speaker 1>you hold onto those? Oddly enough, I keep my cards

0:45:59.560 --> 0:46:04.759
<v Speaker 1>for long time. Yeah I do too. Yea, all right, Uh,

0:46:05.120 --> 0:46:08.520
<v Speaker 1>let's see your page down, page down, page down. About

0:46:08.640 --> 0:46:12.759
<v Speaker 1>twenty of us admit to having one of these, even

0:46:12.840 --> 0:46:16.600
<v Speaker 1>though it probably doesn't work, and we know it doesn't work,

0:46:16.640 --> 0:46:22.400
<v Speaker 1>but we still admit to having a BlackBerry. Now, a

0:46:22.920 --> 0:46:29.000
<v Speaker 1>good luck charm, a good luck check, a token. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:46:29.000 --> 0:46:30.359
<v Speaker 1>if you I'm like that. I got a few things

0:46:30.400 --> 0:46:32.320
<v Speaker 1>that I keep, the trinkets that I hold on to

0:46:32.600 --> 0:46:34.879
<v Speaker 1>for for good luck. Do you have a good luck number?

0:46:36.719 --> 0:46:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Not really a number per se? What about you? I

0:46:40.360 --> 0:46:44.400
<v Speaker 1>usually kept my football number eighty four and it was

0:46:44.680 --> 0:46:47.839
<v Speaker 1>uh was a fan of number seven with with John

0:46:47.880 --> 0:46:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Ellie growing up, So probably why I'm a fan of

0:46:51.040 --> 0:46:55.040
<v Speaker 1>playing craps. Right, sevens and elevens rose the payouts. Did

0:46:55.080 --> 0:46:57.680
<v Speaker 1>you you win money at craps? Yeah, I'm good at craps,

0:46:58.800 --> 0:47:02.400
<v Speaker 1>craps and black So really I don't really know how

0:47:02.440 --> 0:47:04.759
<v Speaker 1>to play craps. My experience with craps, though, it is

0:47:04.840 --> 0:47:07.800
<v Speaker 1>just I'm just piggyback. I'm a piggyback guy. I go

0:47:07.880 --> 0:47:10.080
<v Speaker 1>to the table, see who's hot, and just whatever that

0:47:10.200 --> 0:47:12.839
<v Speaker 1>bet is boom. Well, I think the fun thing about

0:47:12.920 --> 0:47:15.080
<v Speaker 1>craps is that if you put money on on the

0:47:15.880 --> 0:47:19.400
<v Speaker 1>past line is you can you can put money to

0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:21.960
<v Speaker 1>back that up after and you could put four times

0:47:22.040 --> 0:47:24.760
<v Speaker 1>the dollar amount. Some tables it's five times the dollar amount,

0:47:25.360 --> 0:47:28.400
<v Speaker 1>so you can really balloon your your money up and

0:47:28.480 --> 0:47:32.320
<v Speaker 1>then obviously people fading the table. What's the most you

0:47:32.440 --> 0:47:37.640
<v Speaker 1>wanted craps? But so did you have to fill out

0:47:37.760 --> 0:47:40.880
<v Speaker 1>then the no, No, it took a long time to

0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:44.040
<v Speaker 1>get to that dollar amount because I don't I don't

0:47:44.120 --> 0:47:46.080
<v Speaker 1>fade the table, but I play what's called it don't

0:47:46.120 --> 0:47:50.879
<v Speaker 1>come line at times, and so it's actually, ah, that's

0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:53.319
<v Speaker 1>actually a rule to Shaun Watson. Should happen anyway, go ahead,

0:47:53.360 --> 0:47:59.920
<v Speaker 1>it's all about But yeah, sometimes if there's a cold table,

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:02.440
<v Speaker 1>you want to fade the shooters, and so I'll bet

0:48:02.560 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 1>that or I'll play against the number that doesn't get rolled.

0:48:05.160 --> 0:48:07.120
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it takes a while to build up that

0:48:07.160 --> 0:48:09.040
<v Speaker 1>kind of bankroll. I had a buddy of mine that

0:48:10.000 --> 0:48:12.520
<v Speaker 1>was down to his last fifteen dollars on a craps

0:48:12.560 --> 0:48:14.560
<v Speaker 1>table and at the hard Rock Cafe or hard Rock

0:48:14.600 --> 0:48:18.600
<v Speaker 1>Cafe Harrod Casino, and within twenty minutes he was up

0:48:18.760 --> 0:48:23.239
<v Speaker 1>five thousand dollars. It took him just a blink of

0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:25.640
<v Speaker 1>an eye. But it comes and goes that fast if

0:48:25.680 --> 0:48:30.120
<v Speaker 1>you start playing every single option on that board. So well,

0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:33.160
<v Speaker 1>the thing too, like you if you're gambling, you wanna

0:48:33.680 --> 0:48:35.800
<v Speaker 1>win enough but not go to where they give you

0:48:35.880 --> 0:48:38.400
<v Speaker 1>the tax form to fill up. Yeah, there's that fine

0:48:38.600 --> 0:48:43.880
<v Speaker 1>line at the casino where you wanna you know, you

0:48:44.000 --> 0:48:45.600
<v Speaker 1>want to go a certain way, but you want to

0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:47.279
<v Speaker 1>win some money, but obviously you don't want to go

0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:50.000
<v Speaker 1>over the number because then you got pay. Not that

0:48:50.120 --> 0:48:52.640
<v Speaker 1>people would ever be, you know, doctoring their taxes because

0:48:52.680 --> 0:48:55.160
<v Speaker 1>that would be wrong. But at least it gives you

0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:58.680
<v Speaker 1>the freedom to move some things around. But you're susceptible

0:48:58.719 --> 0:49:01.720
<v Speaker 1>at slots for that when you're playing on the table

0:49:01.760 --> 0:49:05.080
<v Speaker 1>as you're not because if you're playing for a specific

0:49:05.160 --> 0:49:07.520
<v Speaker 1>amount of time, they can rate you depending on your action,

0:49:07.640 --> 0:49:09.839
<v Speaker 1>but they don't know the total count of money going

0:49:09.880 --> 0:49:13.960
<v Speaker 1>in and going out all the time. Yeah, and there's

0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:16.000
<v Speaker 1>some tricks you can do as far as kind of

0:49:16.080 --> 0:49:18.319
<v Speaker 1>when you win a certain amount, you know, pull it back,

0:49:18.480 --> 0:49:20.320
<v Speaker 1>lower your bed and all those kind of things that

0:49:20.480 --> 0:49:23.680
<v Speaker 1>they're just basic, basic things. Yeah, that's the mistake most

0:49:23.719 --> 0:49:26.160
<v Speaker 1>people make with gaming money management. That's uh, that's why

0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:29.920
<v Speaker 1>we've taken our money from the casinos into the stock market. Yes,

0:49:30.480 --> 0:49:33.400
<v Speaker 1>buckle say, I've taxed me anyway. So my guy in

0:49:33.480 --> 0:49:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Baltimore is trying to get me to get bitcoin. I'm like, no,

0:49:36.400 --> 0:49:38.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't want any bitcoins. No, it's a fifty thousand,

0:49:38.640 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna go to a hundred thousand. You know, he's

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:42.960
<v Speaker 1>convinced it's gonna go to a hundred thousands, so he's

0:49:44.120 --> 0:49:45.800
<v Speaker 1>desperately trying to He said, just put a couple of

0:49:45.840 --> 0:49:48.000
<v Speaker 1>hundred bucks and you'll make you double your money. You know,

0:49:49.440 --> 0:49:52.320
<v Speaker 1>it's like a cult man, a bitcoin thing. Do you

0:49:52.360 --> 0:49:55.280
<v Speaker 1>have any Bitcoin? I do not. I think it bullshit

0:49:55.360 --> 0:49:57.279
<v Speaker 1>a few times that I'm a pilot about some of

0:49:57.360 --> 0:50:00.040
<v Speaker 1>the investments with the airlines because Boeing has been and

0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:03.600
<v Speaker 1>no pun intended, but up and down over the last

0:50:03.800 --> 0:50:05.839
<v Speaker 1>year year and a half. But they were they were

0:50:06.040 --> 0:50:10.239
<v Speaker 1>getting their ass handed to them back in Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>the assumption they talked about playing the stock market, the

0:50:13.520 --> 0:50:17.240
<v Speaker 1>assumption for the simpleton is now that commerce is starting

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<v Speaker 1>to resume and by the end of the year, hopefully

0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:25.280
<v Speaker 1>things will be back to somewhat normal. Uh and hopefully

0:50:25.320 --> 0:50:27.680
<v Speaker 1>sooner than that that people will start traveling and so

0:50:27.880 --> 0:50:31.560
<v Speaker 1>by stock in the different airlines and the hospitality hospitality

0:50:31.800 --> 0:50:35.640
<v Speaker 1>hotels and whatnot. And we'll see if that actually happens.

0:50:36.040 --> 0:50:38.520
<v Speaker 1>We'll see. Yeah, I believe it when it when it

0:50:38.600 --> 0:50:43.520
<v Speaker 1>takes place. Of couple say their first important discussion after

0:50:43.640 --> 0:50:50.319
<v Speaker 1>getting married was about blank kids. No, who's doing the laundry? Yeah?

0:50:50.360 --> 0:50:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I was doing the laundry. I'm pretty easy. I throw

0:50:52.920 --> 0:50:55.799
<v Speaker 1>everything I have into one load. Doesn't matter if it's

0:50:55.840 --> 0:51:00.759
<v Speaker 1>colored or if it was you know, whites, temperature and

0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 1>cold water. I'm gonna go man, all right, Uh yeah,

0:51:06.400 --> 0:51:09.080
<v Speaker 1>you know. I I do the dishes. The wife usually

0:51:09.080 --> 0:51:12.080
<v Speaker 1>does a laundry, but she she waits for like laundry

0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:15.080
<v Speaker 1>day and does it, and I like more if I

0:51:15.239 --> 0:51:17.120
<v Speaker 1>if I do the laundry, I'll do it occasionally, you know,

0:51:17.239 --> 0:51:19.279
<v Speaker 1>I just do it whenever. You know. I can see

0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:22.560
<v Speaker 1>more as a paper plate kind of guy anyway, So me, Yeah,

0:51:22.600 --> 0:51:27.080
<v Speaker 1>a little gamesmanship. Nah, I I washed. I watched the plates.

0:51:27.120 --> 0:51:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm a great dishwasher. That's my future to tell you

0:51:29.520 --> 0:51:31.239
<v Speaker 1>some of this radio thing when they start listening to

0:51:31.280 --> 0:51:33.560
<v Speaker 1>the show and realizing it sucks, I'm moving over to

0:51:33.560 --> 0:51:36.480
<v Speaker 1>the dishwashing game. I'm in very cathartic of you to

0:51:37.040 --> 0:51:41.640
<v Speaker 1>wash dishes and watch splints. Yeah, when it comes to dinner,

0:51:41.800 --> 0:51:45.360
<v Speaker 1>eighteen percent of people say they never do this. What

0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:50.360
<v Speaker 1>is it? Tip? Now? Watch TV during dinner? M I

0:51:50.440 --> 0:51:53.239
<v Speaker 1>watched TV during dinner quite a bit. Yeah, I have

0:51:53.320 --> 0:51:57.160
<v Speaker 1>a problem with it. What's wrong with that? What last one?

0:51:57.320 --> 0:52:00.120
<v Speaker 1>What in six people say they forgot to do this

0:52:00.719 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 1>on a or they forget to do this rather on

0:52:02.440 --> 0:52:09.920
<v Speaker 1>a daily basis. Rush their teeth. No drink water. Drink water,

0:52:10.239 --> 0:52:13.520
<v Speaker 1>makes sense? What's up with that? All right, that's it.

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:15.880
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