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Speaker 1: What you've just said is one of the most insanely

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Speaker 1: idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in

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Speaker 1: your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything

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Speaker 1: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this

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Speaker 1: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I

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Speaker 1: award you no points, and may God have mercy on

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Speaker 1: your shit.

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Speaker 2: It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in

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Speaker 2: a scandalous game of trivia for the chance to host

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Speaker 2: a greater Lower Alabama Trivia days. We need to cookoff

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Speaker 2: and trivia shindig. Yeah now, horn tickets, So call us

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Speaker 2: right now eight eight eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 2: six one eight eight eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 2: six one. You can also DM us at the Jubil

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Speaker 2: Show or you can go to the Jubilshow dot com

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Speaker 2: if you want to play Victoria and Now to get

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Speaker 2: Victoria's brain all warmed up and ready to go. Okay, ready,

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Speaker 2: I think so say this five times fast. If a

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Speaker 2: dog chows shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: If a dog choo shoes shoes Wait, if a dog

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Speaker 2: choose shoes, Whose shoes did he choose? If a dog

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Speaker 2: choose shoes, whose shoes did he choose?

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Speaker 3: If dog choose suites, who shoes you choose?

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Speaker 2: If a dog?

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Speaker 3: I don't like this?

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Speaker 2: Almost made it?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: What is harder to catch the faster you run your breath?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: All right, first word that comes to mind when I

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Speaker 2: say pe nuckle, peanut, you got one. Your versus Victoria

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Speaker 2: is coming up right after this start the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 3: I'm stupid, you're smart. I was wrong, you were right.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're the best.

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Speaker 3: I'm the worst. You're very good looking.

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Speaker 2: I'm not attractive.

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Speaker 3: All right, as long as you're willing to admit.

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Speaker 2: It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria

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Speaker 2: your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in

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Speaker 2: a game of trivia for the chance to host a

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Speaker 2: greater Lower Alabama Trivia Days Weeni Cookoff and Trivia Shindig. Ooh,

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Speaker 2: it's the third biggest to Weeni Cookoff and Trivia Shindig

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Speaker 2: in the country. One with You also Nile Horn tickets,

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Speaker 2: and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria, Mel.

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Speaker 2: What's up Mel? Hello, Good morning, Good morning. How are you.

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Speaker 1: Great?

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Speaker 2: How are you wonderful? Thank you for asking? And are

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Speaker 2: you ready to take on Victoria? I also.

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Speaker 3: Me too, just rattling.

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Speaker 2: Victoria just sucked down a mouthful of something and was like,

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Speaker 2: was about to try to say something, but her mouth

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Speaker 2: was full, so all you got out was me too.

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Speaker 3: I try to wake up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well I think I do better.

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Speaker 3: I drink my coffee, like right then and there.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's see if it works. We're sending Victoria

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Speaker 2: out of the studio. Yeah, and while she's leaving, Mel

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Speaker 2: the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds

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Speaker 2: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

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Speaker 2: know one, just say passed, and Victoria has to beat

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Speaker 2: you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

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Speaker 2: She's outside. The door is closed, and melt Your time

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Speaker 3: Keep calm and carry on. Is the slogan of which nation.

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Speaker 4: Britain? Which bird delivers babies? What's the minimum age for

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Speaker 4: the Hunger Games drawing?

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Speaker 2: I don't know eighteen?

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Speaker 4: What is hummus made from pase? What city is known

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Speaker 4: as the city of love began?

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Speaker 3: What do you call a person who doesn't eat meat?

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Speaker 3: But seafood.

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Speaker 2: That's all right. Time is up. We'll bring Victoria back

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Speaker 2: into the studio and while she's getting settled, Mal, what's

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Speaker 2: something you would like the world to know today. I'm

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Speaker 2: a professional special education teacher and I love my job.

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Speaker 2: That's cool, it's great.

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Speaker 3: My mom did that too. It's a lot of patience.

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Speaker 3: You're wonderful.

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Speaker 2: Yep, love it. How do you think you did? Do

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Speaker 2: you think you did okay on the questions?

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Speaker 3: I think I did really well. I do really well

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Speaker 3: with foods questions.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, just so you know, when Victoria was outside

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Speaker 3: Get you can see me.

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Speaker 2: So we'll see how Victoria does. As a note, Victoria

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Speaker 2: forgets that we can see through windows.

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Speaker 3: Amen.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Victoria, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions

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Speaker 2: and you have to beat Mel outright to win. Mel,

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Speaker 2: you can tell Victoria when to go.

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Speaker 4: Now go, keep calm and carry on. As the slogan

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Speaker 4: of which nation that collination?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Uh uh ushra?

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Speaker 3: Which bird delivers babies?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: What all of them. What's the minimum age for the

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Speaker 3: Hunger Games drawing?

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Speaker 2: So the minimum age twelve?

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Speaker 3: What is miss made from? Uh chips? Wait, that's not

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: What city is known as the City of Love Paris.

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Speaker 4: What do you call a person who doesn't eat meat

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Speaker 4: but seafood? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Oh, psetarian? No, Let give it line.

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Speaker 2: Your time is out, same amount of questions and though, yes,

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Speaker 2: exact amount of questions. Send it over to the scoreboard

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Speaker 2: and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer

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Speaker 2: Brad Victoria got three correct. Gosh, is more than way

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Speaker 2: more than normal. Okay, significant amount more than normal. Peace.

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Speaker 3: You take it too, Yes, I did mean I give

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Speaker 3: it to me. I feel like I don't know. That's true.

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Speaker 2: That is true. Mel got four crow Mel, Congratulations, you

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Speaker 2: did it, Mel, you beat Victoria. You got male horn tickets. Congratulations,

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Yep, let's get the answers now with.

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Speaker 3: Nina, keep calm and carry on.

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Speaker 4: As the slogan of Britain, Oh, which a stork delivers

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Speaker 4: babies like to your house like bird?

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Speaker 3: They need to make clarified.

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Speaker 2: How babies are actually delivered.

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Speaker 3: Well you should, yeah, but she said deliver so like

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Speaker 3: had babies, is.

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Speaker 2: What I thought?

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Speaker 3: Which bird delivers babies?

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Speaker 2: All of them?

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Speaker 3: They all have babies? Mail, got it right?

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Speaker 2: Does the stork deliver babies to other birds too? No?

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Speaker 2: Just human babies, human babies, okay, Fox movie.

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Speaker 4: The minimum age of the Hunger Games drawing is twelve.

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Speaker 4: Hummus is made from chickpeas, not chips.

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Speaker 2: Certainly not chips. But although now I'm curious, I think

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Speaker 2: now I just want some hummus and chips. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The city of Love is Paris, and a pescatarian is

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Speaker 4: somebody that eats you food but not meat.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you did get three horasy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Why trying to give me less than I got? I

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Speaker 3: just was making sure.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh Mel, thank you for playing Congratulations again?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Well play you versus Victoria the same time every single

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Speaker 2: weekday morning