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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Alexis from Brig and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: They told me to intro the podcast, so yep, here

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Speaker 1: I am intro done.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 3: The best way to make a bold political statement combine

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Speaker 3: it with tasty food.

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Speaker 4: I'm already here.

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Speaker 3: What do you say it?

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Speaker 5: In the Morning.

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Speaker 3: There's a group of artists who got together in LA

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Speaker 3: and New York recently that came up with a fun

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Speaker 3: summer experiment called Eat the Rich. Oh Man, Yeah, what

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Speaker 3: is that? Basically, they're selling frozen popsicles like the ones

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Speaker 3: you'd buy from a regular ice cream truck, but instead

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Speaker 3: of being shaped like a Ninja turtle or tweety bird

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Speaker 3: spongebobs like, these popsicles are all shaped like the faces

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Speaker 3: of famous billionaires jeffs Bill Dates, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberd.

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Speaker 3: They all have little gumball eyes on them, just like

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Speaker 3: the normal popsicles, and each one sells for ten dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's what I want to know. I

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Speaker 2: feel like Jeff Bezos is not going to give you

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Speaker 2: a good actor.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully they don't actually taste like the The popsicles come

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Speaker 3: with funny taglines for them, like gobble Gates, bite Besos,

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Speaker 3: Munch Musk. I guess it's supposed to be a comment

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Speaker 3: on capitalism, how no one person should be that rich

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Speaker 3: in powerful?

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Speaker 2: Okay, can we talk about the prices of.

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Speaker 6: A burial ten dollars ten bucks for one popsicle?

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Speaker 3: That's the commentary on it.

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Speaker 2: So it's the rich eating the rich? Is that what

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Speaker 2: you're trying to do here?

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Speaker 3: Either way, they're a huge hit and recently they sold

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Speaker 3: out all of their product for the full summer.

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Speaker 2: What do you want to bet? Elon Musk just bought

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Speaker 2: some just so he could eat himself. Yeah, I just

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Speaker 2: seeh I feel that about him.

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Speaker 3: I think saying is eat the rich, shock the poor. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's time for the collar question of to day. Okay,

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Speaker 3: no bucket in studio today. That means I'm going to

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Speaker 3: turn my chair slowly over to digital. Jake mask, Kim, Jake,

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Speaker 3: what are we doing?

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Speaker 5: Man? Well?

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Speaker 7: A new survey of two thousand people found that just

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Speaker 7: thinking about summer instantly puts seventy two percent of us in.

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Speaker 5: A good move.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, this season and a big portion of how rejuvenating

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Speaker 7: this season feels starts with how summer smells. If you

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Speaker 7: don't believe me. Jose, lean over and take a big

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Speaker 7: whiff of summer brook right now.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's right.

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Speaker 8: It smells like batteries, dusty summer today.

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Speaker 7: Because summer smells can be good or bad. We're doing

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Speaker 7: a sentence sniff with and wretch around the room, shot

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Speaker 7: collar question of the day. We're gonna split you up.

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Speaker 7: So ladies, take a load off right now. The guys

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Speaker 7: will compete against each other, and whoever can name two

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Speaker 7: of the best summer smells first will be safe.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sober, we have to get two smells. Let's start

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Speaker 3: with Jose.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go fresh cut grass.

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Speaker 3: Fresh cut grasses on my list at number two.

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Speaker 4: Ye's one of your two.

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Speaker 5: Jose.

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Speaker 3: On to Jeffrey. I was thinking of places that you

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Speaker 3: go in the summer where there's a lot of smells happening.

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Speaker 2: Great, that's good.

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Speaker 3: That the question, And you know you think like the beach,

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Speaker 3: the pool, Turkish bath house, the normal stop.

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Speaker 4: Answer.

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Speaker 3: But maybe if you're on the ocean, I'm picturing like

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Speaker 3: the smell of diesel stepping onto my Megga yacht.

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Speaker 6: You're gonna say, like supposed to be rapid fire.

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Speaker 7: Jeff diesel on a yacht, a yacht or super yacht specific.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's do the because I'm thinking of the common diesel.

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Speaker 7: On a normal Yeah, the common blue collar yacht and.

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Speaker 5: Another one.

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Speaker 8: I'm going to go one of my favorite things in

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Speaker 8: the world and talk about food, and I think barbecue.

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Speaker 4: The smell of the grill.

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Speaker 7: The smell of barbecue or grilled food is number one

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Speaker 7: on the.

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Speaker 3: Love you guys do your summers.

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Speaker 5: This is weird.

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Speaker 4: There is Jeffery.

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Speaker 5: Hold tight. You will be getting shocked.

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Speaker 2: Now the girls, all right, I'm ready, Lexis.

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Speaker 7: And brook you'll be focusing on what this pole said

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Speaker 7: are the worst smells.

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Speaker 2: I'm so ready.

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Speaker 4: Sinces are harder to pick out.

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Speaker 7: Each of you just needs to get one and you'll

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Speaker 7: be sicking.

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Speaker 3: We're back to the Turkish bathhouse.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna start, Okay.

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Speaker 7: We're gonna start with the person wors the summer crop

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Speaker 7: top year round. That's lexus name, one of the worst

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Speaker 7: smells of summer.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Like jeff was saying, everyone's out in the water

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Speaker 1: and stuff and people want to eat these cute restaurants

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Speaker 1: on the water, and the issue is they all serve seafood.

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Speaker 6: And I hate the smell of fish.

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Speaker 9: It's disgusting smelly fish.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I love seafood, but smelly fish is not

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Speaker 2: a good smell.

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Speaker 3: Want clams right, bread don't even so you're guessing seafood.

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Speaker 9: Seafood ink a.

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Speaker 3: Hot July bowl of clams, not.

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Speaker 4: Just need one to be saved. Okay.

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Speaker 2: My first thought is the smell of Alexis's fake tanner

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Speaker 2: that does have a really.

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Speaker 1: It has to set for three hours.

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Speaker 2: Smell good though, like suntan lotion smells amazing. I would

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Speaker 2: put that on the best smell Okay, Okay.

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Speaker 6: Something that I I think everybody hates the smell of

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Speaker 6: because it's their name. Stink bugs in the summer. Steak

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Speaker 6: bugs are terrible, like the pine beetles. You know what

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Speaker 6: I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh they're terrible. I hate them. Stink bugs is

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Speaker 2: my guest.

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Speaker 7: Stink Bugs in the Summer did not make top three.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Alexis, you just need one.

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Speaker 9: Now, Okay. I thought of this when you asked a

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Speaker 9: smell brook like body odor.

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Speaker 6: I'm not shipping with my pitts, but I'm still using

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Speaker 6: your natural.

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Speaker 4: Like I wear a tank top and be like, oh,

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Speaker 4: I'm kind of right right now.

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Speaker 7: Sweaty body odor is number one.

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Speaker 4: We're all outside the sweating.

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Speaker 7: Alexis got that right, So alexis sorry.

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Speaker 4: Bro I'll give you a chance.

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Speaker 2: You name one mosquito repellent.

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Speaker 3: That is incorrect.

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Speaker 4: What about like fireplace the.

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Speaker 2: Smoke, No smoke smells good.

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Speaker 6: Puffing the smoke, it's like face the camp fire smells delicious.

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Speaker 4: Chlorine is not.

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Speaker 2: What else is on there?

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Speaker 3: I know I have an idea whenever I visit whenever

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Speaker 3: I visit my buddy in New York.

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Speaker 2: Hot garbage number two on the list.

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Speaker 7: Number three on the list was lawnmower fumes kind of close.

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Speaker 3: What about sulfur from fireworks?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I love that smell?

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Speaker 3: You like that one too?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: All right, so I guess me and Broke are going

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Speaker 3: to be getting shot since we didn't get ours right.

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Speaker 3: Somebody wanted to hear Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus.

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Speaker 4: Came like a recking ball. I never hit so hard Love.

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Speaker 3: It was to break your walls.

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Speaker 9: You ever did was d.

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Speaker 3: I got a whiff of the batteries too on that one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dusty battery.

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Speaker 2: That was a shot collar battery, shot collar.

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Speaker 10: Question of the day, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Imagine you were handed like one hundred thousand dollars cash. Now, okay,

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Speaker 3: what would you do with it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I can't even I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't set your lawsuits outside of court, Brooke. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's right, you would never say. But what if all

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Speaker 3: that money was given to you by friends who expected

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Speaker 3: you not only to give it back, but with interest.

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Speaker 2: I don't think i'd take it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, put a dollar on top and be like, here's

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Speaker 4: your money back.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how to make money on money.

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Speaker 3: One of our listeners was in a weird situation just

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Speaker 3: like that, where he was giving a bunch of money

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Speaker 3: from his friends and he did the absolute dumbest thing

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Speaker 3: possible with it. Oh, to this day, the friends don't

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Speaker 3: know what happened to it, but we do as long

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Speaker 3: as we agree to hide his voice. Yes, in a

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Speaker 3: brand new mass speaker right now, you don't know me, concession.

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Speaker 5: I can't take.

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Speaker 4: Back earl arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouse speaker got a text into seventy eighty five nine

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Speaker 3: too that says I'm so cheap. I've switched price tags

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Speaker 3: on clothes at the store many times.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you even think about that?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're so cheap Brooke doesn't even buy her clothes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, I rent them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't challenge us to cheap wars.

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Speaker 4: I'm Jewish.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna win. But look, if you are cheap,

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Speaker 3: that's totally cool with us. I promise we're not going

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Speaker 3: to charge you a dime to come on here and

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Speaker 3: tell us about a secret that you've been hiding from

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Speaker 3: the world. Like one of our listeners who's picked an unassuming,

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Speaker 3: cost effective fake name for himself, Scott. So, Scott, how

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Speaker 3: you doing.

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Speaker 5: I'm doing okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I hear the nerves in your voice even with

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Speaker 2: the voice changer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the voice changer is activated.

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Speaker 5: Scott.

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Speaker 3: You are the mass speaker now, so whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 3: take a deep breath, tell us about your confession.

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Speaker 5: So I used to be a stockbroker.

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Speaker 8: Dude, you're the opposite and cheap your wrist Yeah, gosh,

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Speaker 8: So you do a job we don't understand.

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you're right. I made a bunch of money

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Speaker 5: doing it, and I looked in a nice neighborhood. You know.

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Speaker 5: I had a bunch of friends in the area that

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Speaker 5: I was getting to know, and much of them had

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Speaker 5: heard what I do. You know, they approached me and

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Speaker 5: they said, we need someone in stocks who knows what's

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Speaker 5: going on.

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Speaker 6: Okay, this isn't going to end up one of those

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Speaker 6: Martha Stewart things where there's like insider trading or whatever happened.

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Speaker 4: And dude, I'm into it now.

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Speaker 2: I don't really want to be arrested by the FBI.

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Speaker 5: Or arrest I can promise you Martha Stewart has nothing

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Speaker 5: to do with it. What happened? They said, if we

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Speaker 5: give you a pile of money, could you do something

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Speaker 5: with it.

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Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, I can make it disappear exactly right.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, I was a little hesitant. These are

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Speaker 5: people that I was getting to know, so I just

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Speaker 5: kept saying maybe and kind of putting it off.

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Speaker 6: Mixing money and any sort of like friendship relationships is

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Speaker 6: always so it's a big gamble, man.

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Speaker 3: See That's why I don't pay you back when you

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Speaker 3: get my lunch, don't.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's brilliant, Jez.

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Speaker 5: I just kept pushing it off, and then eventually they

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Speaker 5: and they were like, just do what you do we trusted.

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Speaker 5: When I saw how much money it was, I was floored.

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Speaker 3: Okay, like how much.

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Speaker 6: So why are they doing this kind of like friend

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Speaker 5: I think they felt overwhelmed by what's going on in

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Speaker 2: No, okay.

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Speaker 8: To be honest, I've done the same on a very,

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Speaker 2: Me what happened with the money.

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Speaker 5: Well, so a couple of weeks go by and my

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Speaker 2: Well doesn't their money just get transferred over to a

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Speaker 5: Well the thing is I hadn't actually invested their money yet.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, then you still had it just give it

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, I was really embarrassed, So I really

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, why does this feel illegal?

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Speaker 5: I went to Vegas?

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Speaker 3: You took their money to Vegas?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that it would be cool to be a high

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Speaker 5: roller for the weekend, Brick.

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Speaker 9: Shaking her hand. See, I told you from the beginning.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to be involved in this.

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Speaker 9: This is definitely illegal.

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Speaker 3: Really sign a contract. Those are just friends giving you

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Speaker 6: I don't know that that would stand up in court.

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Would you do use their money in the bank roll?

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Speaker 5: A little bit of a gambling spree? In the first night,

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Speaker 5: I'm down, like one hundred and fifty k oh, a.

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Speaker 9: Lot of pressure.

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Speaker 3: I've seen that much money my life.

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Speaker 8: that's the whole trip, Like, god.

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Speaker 1: Dude, one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, So I start to freak out a little bit, and.

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Speaker 8: Remember, Yeah, honestly, I'm a big sports betner. If you're down,

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Speaker 8: and you're down, that means you're bound to come up.

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Speaker 4: My guys, sock.

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Speaker 3: You do.

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Speaker 6: You are not retiring on any gambling money right now,

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Speaker 6: So I don't think it's good advice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, probably right.

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Speaker 5: So the next two days, though, I go on a

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Speaker 2: You left leave Vegas.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. So I go home and I go to my neighbors.

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Speaker 5: I go here, you go boom, and I just give

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Speaker 3: Are you the Emperor of Vegas?

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Speaker 11: Now?

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Speaker 4: Emperor?

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Speaker 6: So they think the stock market worked for them, but

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Speaker 5: Exactly. I mean I doubled their investment in less than

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Speaker 5: a book.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, huge return. Well, dude, now they're going

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Speaker 4: to come back to you for more. What are you

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Speaker 5: That's exactly what's happening. Yet they want to give me

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Speaker 5: more money, and I keep saying no, no, no, I can't, no, no.

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Speaker 3: No, the market's not right, guys.

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Speaker 4: The market's right again until I get another job.

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Speaker 3: So you've been you've been brushing them off.

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Speaker 5: Well I'm thinking no, maybe I should take the money

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Speaker 5: and go back to Vegas.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the stress of that story alone gave me

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Speaker 3: Just take the money and move to Mexico. That's one

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Speaker 3: hundred percent profits for you.

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Speaker 4: You need max investments.

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Speaker 3: Text into seven eight, five nine too. If you have

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Speaker 3: a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide

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Speaker 3: your identity, mask your voice, and make you the next

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Speaker 3: mass speaker. Phone taps coming.

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Speaker 10: Up next, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: My friends, it's phone tap time.

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Speaker 2: And today are your friends?

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Speaker 5: I was.

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Speaker 3: Today We're going to call the manager of a local

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Speaker 3: you know, wouldn't it be nice if one of the

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Speaker 3: shoplifters actually called and confessed and said they're sorrylifter. Would

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Speaker 3: that make everything better or would it somehow make things worse?

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Speaker 2: Well, if you're doing it, it may make it worse.

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Speaker 3: Let's find out with your phone tap right now. The twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 3: I'm looking to speak with the owner of electronics store.

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Speaker 12: This is the manager.

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Speaker 3: Oh, hi, can I ask your name?

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Speaker 5: My name Joel?

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Speaker 12: How can I help you?

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Speaker 3: So we haven't spoken before, but my name's Lincoln.

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Speaker 11: Hey, Lincoln.

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Speaker 12: What's going on? How can I be a pal to you?

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Speaker 3: I was just calling because I need to tell you

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Speaker 3: something and I feel really bad about it.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what is this all about?

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to tell you that I stole from

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Speaker 3: your store last Wednesday?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I feel really ashamed about it. It's been

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Speaker 3: making it hard to sleep and it's been on my mind.

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Speaker 3: I felt like I.

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Speaker 4: Just needed to call you.

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Speaker 5: What did you steal?

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Speaker 3: I stole some AirPods and again, I really really regret it.

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Speaker 12: That's not okay, not at all.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 3: I know I'm a bad person, and I just needed

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Speaker 3: to tell you that I even went to church last

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Speaker 3: Sunday and I asked for forgiveness.

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Speaker 12: Okay, good that you did. Okay, So you telling me

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Speaker 12: you're going to bring them back, because that's what I

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Speaker 12: want you to do right now?

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Speaker 3: Oh why would I bring them back?

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Speaker 12: What do you mean? Why? You said you just told

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Speaker 12: them and you feel bad about it, so you'd bring

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 3: I know, but I just told you that I went

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Speaker 3: to church and I was forgiven.

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Speaker 12: I don't care about your church.

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Speaker 3: Well, God forgave me for stealing, so I think we're good.

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Speaker 12: No, we're not good at all. No the own No, No,

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Speaker 12: we're not because I'm not good because this kind of

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Speaker 12: stuff keeps happening because of idiots like you. So just

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Speaker 12: bring them back now, and in exchange, I'm not going

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Speaker 12: to press charges against you.

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Speaker 3: Well, I would love to bring them back, but I've

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Speaker 3: already made peace with what I've done, and so is

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Speaker 3: the big guy in the sky watch. So we're good

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Speaker 3: and I've been absolved.

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Speaker 12: This is unbelievable. It doesn't work like that. You can't

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Speaker 12: it does meet it prime and then go to church

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Speaker 12: and think it's all going away because it's not all right.

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Speaker 3: I mean maybe that's true for you, but you know,

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Speaker 3: we all have to live our truths.

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Speaker 12: You know, I'm glad you called because I never get

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Speaker 12: to talk to Dirt back. It's like, you stay the

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Speaker 12: hell away from my store.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I can do that.

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Speaker 12: Why you mean you can't stay out of my store?

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Speaker 12: I just told you to stay out of my store.

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Speaker 3: I'll do that in a second. But since I have

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Speaker 3: your store hours today?

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Speaker 12: Why would you do that?

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Speaker 3: I just want to know when do you close? Because

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Speaker 3: I might want to come by again.

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Speaker 12: You want to steal something else?

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Speaker 3: No, I mean, I hope I don't steal anything, but

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Speaker 3: it'll be a good test to see if I'm really

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Speaker 12: No, no, no, no, you stay away, your nut job.

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Speaker 4: Please.

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Speaker 3: I really need to do this for myself.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to bring some friends because we're all in

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Speaker 3: this support group together through the church. It's called Klepto's

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Speaker 3: for christ.

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Speaker 12: Oh, this has to be a joke. Gotta be kidding.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably something I need to confess to also.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, you need to confess something more. Please tell

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Speaker 12: me before here's yours.

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Speaker 3: I need to confess that this is actually a joke

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Speaker 3: and I've never really been in your store before, and

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Speaker 3: that this is a prank. Phone call.

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Speaker 5: Got me.

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Speaker 3: My name's Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning, and I'm doing a phone tap on

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Speaker 3: you man.

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Speaker 12: Are you actually talking?

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Speaker 3: It wasn't just me, it was also your coworker Allan.

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Speaker 3: He said, there's been a lot of stealing happening at

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Speaker 3: your store lately, and you've been getting blamed for it.

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Speaker 12: True, there's a look more. It's like you coming into

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Speaker 12: our store stealing man.

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Speaker 3: But it's okay if God says it's okay.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, right, oh my god.

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Speaker 10: The weak up every morning was phone tabs weekday mornings

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Speaker 10: on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: You know, in Textual Healing, ninety nine percent of the

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, did you have to do research to bet?

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Speaker 4: I figured it out.

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Speaker 3: That's why we named the segment that okay text messages.

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Speaker 3: But today was a little bit different because I think

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Speaker 3: pick not naughty. We're not going to X ray, you're

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Speaker 3: just regular naughty. And you won't believe the response that

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Speaker 3: find out what it was when we do a textual

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Speaker 3: healing next text you will healing textual. You know, this

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Speaker 2: I like that a really terrible shows that you're basically

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Speaker 3: Least confusing title, which doesn't say a whole lot about

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Speaker 3: this was textual healing, and if you haven't heard it before,

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Speaker 3: it's where we help out our listeners that need a

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: Who is today's honored guest that needs some textual healing.

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Speaker 3: Her name is Christie, So Christy, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Thank you. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I mean I start by saying, I'm sorry you're here

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Speaker 6: some problems, but we will work through those.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we want to know how can we help heal

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Speaker 3: you textually?

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Speaker 11: Okay, Well here's the thing. I got married young to

464
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Speaker 11: my my high school sweetheart. We got married just a

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Speaker 11: little after college.

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Speaker 6: I think it's cute, Like, that's not the problem, right,

467
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Speaker 6: is it cute?

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Speaker 11: The marriage just didn't last very long.

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Speaker 3: We were is kind of growing apart.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, divorces can be cus That's hard though, that's hard.

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Speaker 4: That sucks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: I mean we separated, you know, after about a year

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Speaker 11: and just realized it wasn't going to work out. And

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Speaker 11: he was the only guy that I had really seriously

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Speaker 11: dated so far. So then I felt like I had

477
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Speaker 11: to jump into the online dating thing that I had

478
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Speaker 11: never really done, and I just it's so like crazy

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Speaker 11: and shocking.

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Speaker 6: I mean, oh wait, wait, is this all recent, Like

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Speaker 6: you recently separated?

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Speaker 11: And yeah, I mean it hasn't been very long. It's

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Speaker 11: only been like several months. But our marriage only lasted

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Speaker 11: for a year.

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Speaker 2: So okay, So this is your first foray into the

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Speaker 2: world of online dating and dating apps.

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Speaker 3: How's it going for you?

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Speaker 11: Well, not that good. I mean a lot of guys

489
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Speaker 11: really weird or creepy or just not attractive or they

490
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Speaker 11: just want to hook up and that's not what I'm

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Speaker 11: looking for.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about all the above.

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Speaker 2: Have you have you had any good experience?

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Speaker 11: Well, I actually did meet this one guy that I

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Speaker 11: really like and his name is Dave. Okay, I've been

496
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Speaker 11: kind of trying to take it slow with him, and

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Speaker 11: he's been really patient and understanding about it. Like I

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Speaker 11: told him that I was married and that I I'm

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Speaker 11: new to the online dating thing. So we've been texting

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Speaker 11: and we have had a couple of phone calls that

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Speaker 11: we haven't met in person yet.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Oh, you're taking it real slow.

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Speaker 3: I mean, wants to be scary to get back into

504
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Speaker 3: the dating pool, especially when you're never really were in

505
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Speaker 3: it in the first place you got your your dating

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Speaker 3: swimming floats on the kids.

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Speaker 6: So scary and exciting are usually the same feeling, you

508
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Speaker 6: just you just interpret them differently, right, So I mean

509
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Speaker 6: we could be excited.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a cool thing for you.

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Speaker 3: So tell us more about Dave.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, he's a good guy and I find him attractive

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Speaker 11: and he's really like I said, he's been patient and

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Speaker 11: I'm definitely I mean it's progressing. I do really like him.

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Speaker 11: And you know, we haven't been talking that long. It's

516
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Speaker 11: just I wasn't in such a rush to meet, but

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Speaker 11: I do definitely want to.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is all good, this is all good things.

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Speaker 11: Well, the other night I was having some wine and

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Speaker 11: I decided to send him a picture of myself, like

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Speaker 11: out of nowhere, no.

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Speaker 9: Clodies are off.

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Speaker 6: Off.

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Speaker 3: Well, good for you? How that go?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well I don't know yet. And it's not like

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Speaker 11: that kind of it's not like an X rated picture.

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Speaker 11: This kind of like a little revealing, a little flirty.

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Speaker 4: But sexy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so what did he write back?

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Speaker 11: He hasn't even responded yet, that's my problem.

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Speaker 9: Oh wait, how long ago did you send it?

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Speaker 11: Well, now it's been over twenty four hours. And I

533
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Speaker 11: thought at first, like maybe he didn't write back if

534
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Speaker 11: he wanted to sleep and he didn't get it. But

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Speaker 11: now it's been like whole day and night and he

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Speaker 11: still hasn't responded, And I wonder if I should text

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Speaker 11: and say something or like I'm having this internal conflict

538
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Speaker 11: like should I apologize or would.

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Speaker 9: That make no?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't apologize.

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Speaker 2: What are you apologizing for? You said, like, how sexy

542
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Speaker 2: are we talking on this photo?

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Speaker 11: Well, I'd rather not say, but let him to say

544
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Speaker 11: it was suggested.

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Speaker 9: I mean, I don't think it matters. He should reply

546
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Speaker 9: no matter what.

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Speaker 4: He was a selfie.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And like I feel bad for you, like you're

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Speaker 6: putting yourself out there, You're being vulnerable. Then you're met

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Speaker 6: with no response, not even a like thumbs up on

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Speaker 6: the photo response.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I know you say your your instinct is

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Speaker 3: to apologize, but in my experience, you need to send

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Speaker 3: the apology before the photo.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, but it comes and get blocked.

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Speaker 3: It's usually received better you go.

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Speaker 2: That is terrible advice.

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Speaker 6: Definitely, okay, you definitely this guy.

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Speaker 11: Okay, Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

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Speaker 3: Yes, for sure, And you want to sound confident in

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Speaker 3: what you send him. You don't want to sound like

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Speaker 3: regretful that you did this. You need to come off

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Speaker 3: like own it, like that's me, that's who I am.

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Speaker 3: You got to like it.

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Speaker 2: You want a piece like with it sexy lips.

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Speaker 6: Okay, are we at the point where we're gonna help

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Speaker 6: you write this text?

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Speaker 2: Is that what you want from us?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 11: Yes, your segment is called textual healing.

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Speaker 4: Is this one of the.

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Speaker 3: Rare cases where you just send one emoji where you

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Speaker 3: go like studying eye emoji or smiley face or with

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Speaker 3: the monocle like he might ignore it?

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Speaker 1: Again?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's too easy to ignore. I agree

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Speaker 2: with Alexis.

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Speaker 6: I think that you have to say something that he'll

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Speaker 6: respond to, like something that makes you, like Jeff said,

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Speaker 6: makes you sound confident, but gives him like something about

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Speaker 6: like you're that speechless huh you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like commercial some of us will have speechless. What I

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Speaker 3: tag it with what's in your wallet?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's bad total you don't know because

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Speaker 2: it's it's flirty. It's flirty, it's confident. Still, you're not

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Speaker 2: putting yourself down.

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Speaker 8: I was thinking it's almost funny to be like I

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Speaker 8: often leave people speechless.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, like if you can. It's all how

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Speaker 4: you say it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean I don't know about it. But Christy,

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Speaker 3: what do you think this is your text message?

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Speaker 11: I think something about asking him if I if I

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Speaker 11: left him speechless. I think that sounds kind of good.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll make the point ask him.

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Speaker 8: Don't even just say I often like if you ask

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Speaker 8: a question then he needs.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, huh, that's all.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, And maybe a little emoji, like a little smile.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, I think I'm a fan of emergy smirk emoji, or.

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Speaker 2: Like the wink wink.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wink wink is good. Yeah, So why don't you

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Speaker 3: type that in? And you can go ahead and send that,

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Speaker 3: right Christy before we give you any more horrible ideas.

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Speaker 11: He'll respond, yeah, okay, I'm doing it.

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Speaker 9: And if he doesn't, you always say oops, wrong person.

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Speaker 2: Yeah but that was meant for my mom.

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Speaker 9: Anything.

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Speaker 3: Or we can have Jeffson one of his red sure,

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Speaker 3: one of my pictures, sorry for what's about to happen

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Speaker 3: to you?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 3: Have you sent that, Christy?

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Speaker 11: Yes, and he's texting back I see dot already.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, maybe he's working better than I thought, But

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Speaker 3: we need to play a song firsts it good or bad,

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Speaker 3: we'll find out. We'll come back and we'll continue textual healing.

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Speaker 3: See what he had to say right after this, the

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Speaker 3: dreaded sexy pick that goes unanswered, right Brook, that happened

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Speaker 3: within your own family, and cousin Bob was not impressed.

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Speaker 2: I think he is said something and how do you

623
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Speaker 2: know I have a cousin Bob.

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Speaker 3: Let's not get into details, but for one of our listeners, Christy,

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Speaker 3: she's not getting a response for her picture either. It's

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Speaker 3: been over twenty four hours since she sent it and

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Speaker 3: the guy has said nothing but dots really to this point.

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Speaker 2: And this is a guy she likes right for she.

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Speaker 3: Met online and last week left this Christy sent him.

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Speaker 3: So left you that speechless? Huh?

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Speaker 2: I think that's solid.

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Speaker 3: We've been with a winki emoji and we were going

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Speaker 3: to break and he seemed to be typing something back Christy.

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Speaker 3: Did he respond.

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Speaker 11: What he did?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't I don't know voices. What did it say?

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Speaker 11: He just said, what's going on? I mean, what do

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Speaker 11: I say back to that?

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Speaker 2: What's going on? What's going to?

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Speaker 9: Questions?

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Speaker 3: Just thinks has he seen a female body before?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I know, maybe he's just surprised that he got that picture.

645
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Speaker 3: He just wasn't expecting a sexy pick. What what did

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Speaker 3: I do deserve this?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Maybe reading it in the wrong tone. Yeah, ye little joke.

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Speaker 3: How you doing?

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 11: Yeah? I'm not really reading it like that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm trying to be optimistic.

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Speaker 8: I mean, you don't want to point out the fact

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Speaker 8: that it was a sexy pick, but I think you

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Speaker 8: should somehow get across like you know, I took that

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Speaker 8: just for you, right, like something that's like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a good point. We should be calling

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Speaker 3: this guy out for being like, hey, what how did

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Speaker 3: it take you twenty four hours?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And I to force you to respond to this like

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Speaker 3: it's been a full day. You didn't say anything. Are

663
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Speaker 3: you really that busy?

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Speaker 5: Dude?

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Speaker 2: But you guys, that sounds so neaty?

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Speaker 6: Can we do it still in a flirty way because

667
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Speaker 6: she doesn't want to, like, I mean, coming that strong

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Speaker 6: without being flirty could honestly derail everything. We're reading a

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Speaker 6: lot into three words right now?

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Read you loud and clear? Put a heart emoji?

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Speaker 3: In the front of it and a heart emogi in

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Speaker 3: the what's your deal?

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Speaker 11: Do you really want me to put that?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: No, no, not.

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Speaker 3: That sifectly, But I do think you need to put

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Speaker 3: this guy in the spot. Make him feel like you

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 5: What if?

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Speaker 9: What if you say?

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Speaker 2: Why don't you tell me?

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Speaker 12: You know?

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Speaker 2: Make him answer his own question.

685
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 9: I don't like he's confusing.

686
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 3: Christy. What do you think? What are you leaning towards?

687
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 11: I think I want to say something like it was

688
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 11: a full day and you didn't say anything, you know.

689
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 11: I do think it's good to say are you that busy?

690
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 11: But like with a winky face or something?

691
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean that puts a little bit of flirtation.

692
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, or you just acknowledge and assume you say, I'm

693
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 8: sure you're super busy, but I wanted to distract you.

694
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 2: I like that.

695
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 3: Or maybe you just go with the are you that

696
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 3: busy and cut out the neediness of I spent a

697
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 3: whole day waiting for you. I don't like are you

698
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 3: really that busy? Winky face?

699
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a little passive aggressive.

700
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 11: Okay, that sounds good.

701
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 3: Okay, are you that busy?

702
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 6: Don't forget the emoji emoji is key here. It's like,

703
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 6: if you want to put an emoji on what's going on,

704
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 6: it could have changed the entire like rosy.

705
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 4: Cheeks, smile, and it would have made the whole matter.

706
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 6: Really agree that he's just an idiot with emojis. Maybe

707
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 6: he just doesn't.

708
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 9: Do you hate people that don't use them?

709
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 2: They're the worst?

710
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 4: I mean, no one's that bad.

711
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, dudes, man, I wouldn't put it all right, Chris.

712
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 3: Why don't you go ahead and send that?

713
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, okay. How are you feeling nervous?

714
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

715
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 3: But confident? Yeah, it's nervous confident.

716
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 8: Do you have backup pictures to send? If he says, oh,

717
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 8: I like it, then you can.

718
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 11: Just fire on three or four I find else.

719
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 10: Oh.

720
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 9: I don't think this guy deserves more right now.

721
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 8: At this point, it's like if he can't react to anything,

722
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 8: I mean, I think you made the best point of

723
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 8: like this is if you just sent a selfie, he

724
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 8: should have said something.

725
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 3: If anything, it's his turn to reciprocate with a photo

726
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 3: of his own.

727
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 4: Oh, Jackie.

728
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 9: Another one wants not just.

729
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 3: Wait for the apology text to come in first.

730
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 2: What he's texting.

731
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 3: Is he texting?

732
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 11: Oh my god, what what's going on? I can't believe this.

733
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 11: He just wrote back that he took his wife and

734
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 11: kids to a ballgame. What the hell?

735
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 5: Why?

736
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 11: I don't know? This is crazy. I'm writing back.

737
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 3: Can you read us the whole text? What did he say? Specifically?

738
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 11: He said, sorry, I had to take my wife and

739
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 11: kids to a ballgame.

740
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 6: Whoa?

741
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 9: Why is so casual?

742
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: Why is he so open about that?

743
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 11: I'm writing back in all caps, wife and kids. I

744
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 11: can't believe this.

745
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, so, I mean you.

746
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 4: Sit done, but you have the right number. I know

747
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 4: that's a stupid question, but like for sure it's him.

748
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 11: Yes, I sent him the pictures right here in the thread.

749
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 3: It's weird because he sounds like he acts like you

750
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 3: should know about his wife and kids already.

751
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,919
Speaker 6: Christy, Christy, did you accidentally download the wrong dating app?

752
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 4: Was it?

753
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 2: Maybe more like, doesn't have an app that you didn't

754
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 2: realize you met him on.

755
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 3: It's okay, take back the high fight. We shouldn't have.

756
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 9: Don't that she's new to the dating world.

757
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 2: Just checking.

758
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 3: Okay, I just logged onto dirty dads dot com and

759
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 3: there's a lot of daves on.

760
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 9: Quick for you to log in.

761
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I still.

762
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 2: Stop it.

763
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 11: He broke back.

764
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, what did he say?

765
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 7: Said?

766
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 11: I'm not sure what's happening right now? Did you mean

767
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 11: to check someone else? This is your old boss?

768
00:34:54,719 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 3: Dam the wrong text.

769
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 11: I'm so embarrassed.

770
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

771
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 3: So he's just ignoring that this isn't the guy you

772
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 3: were texting online.

773
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 11: So embarrassed. Oh my god. I mean, I'm glad you

774
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 11: helped me figure this out. But now I'm like, I mean,

775
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 11: I'm cool with my old boss. I'm just gonna call

776
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 11: him and tell him what happened.

777
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 3: You don't want to text him again?

778
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 11: No, no, no, this has already gotten out of hand.

779
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 4: And I just realized you. Dave probably is like.

780
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 6: Now, why would your old boss take this long to

781
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 6: reveal who he was?

782
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 11: Probably have no idea what I was doing, no kind

783
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 11: of flirt with him.

784
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 2: He was leaving the door open.

785
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 11: I hope not.

786
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 3: I mean, just like Brooks cousin Bob, I won't respond.

787
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 5: All right.

788
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 3: Well, wow, well I think I think we've resolved this.

789
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 9: That's good.

790
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 3: I'm mortified, that is so, But a lot of good

791
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 3: things have come out of this. We've learned some lessons.

792
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 3: I'm back into my online eating profile. So that's good.

793
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 3: And make sure that you text in seventy five nine too.

794
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 3: If you like some help with a textual conversation, we

795
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 3: can be the helpers and get you some textual healing.

796
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

797
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 10: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

798
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 3: When you grow up, you start to realize how hard

799
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 3: and confusing life really is. In adulthoods when you have

800
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 3: some of those big life realizations like whoa socks actually

801
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 3: are a great gift?

802
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I love.

803
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 3: And you don't have to ask for permission to throw

804
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 3: up anymore. And of course, don't eat tide pods unless

805
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 3: they're covered with siracher. Yeah, yeah, you know, you need

806
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 3: to put a little garnish on make them palatable. But

807
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 3: as an adult you discover a lot of the things

808
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 3: that you believed growing up were really wrong. And to

809
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 3: prove that, a list just came out of things we

810
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 3: all thought were true but actually weren't. And there's one

811
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 3: on this list that's been told to each of us

812
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 3: as a kid. It's gonna blow you away when you

813
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 3: find out that it's not actually true.

814
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 2: We still don't know it.

815
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 3: Maybe we'll tell you what it is coming up right now?

816
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 3: Am I actually dumber than I thought I was?

817
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: Probably The answer is always yes.

818
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with that. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

819
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 3: And over the last few years, a common theme that

820
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 3: we're finding out is basically everything that we were ever

821
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 3: told growing up is based on lies. Yeah, to me,

822
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 3: a kid at school told me that a chest of

823
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 3: drawers was named after a guy named Chester Drawers. I

824
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 3: was twenty four when I finally figured out that wasn't real.

825
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 4: That's a personal problem, Jase.

826
00:37:58,040 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 2: See, I feel like that makes sense to me.

827
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 3: A lot of stuff made sense as a kid, and

828
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 3: then you grow up and you find out, oh okay,

829
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 3: I guess it wasn't true. And recently a list came

830
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 3: out of the popular miss we all heard as children

831
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 3: that we've just found out aren't actually true.

832
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 4: But parents don't lie.

833
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what parents don't understand is what you mean.

834
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 3: So some of these are going to be a little

835
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 3: bit shocking. But let's go through though, all right, brace yourself,

836
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 3: Like maybe you've heard goldfish only have a three second memory.

837
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I heard that studies have shown they actually

838
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 3: can remember things for months.

839
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 2: See I knew.

840
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 6: It was proper to have a proper funeral burial for

841
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 6: every goldfish I ever owned.

842
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 4: It's Rember it no, it will.

843
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 2: It was a real pet, Jose.

844
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 4: It knew me.

845
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 3: Not only can they remember things for months, but they

846
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 3: also hold grudges. You made that art, May, I wouldn't

847
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,479
Speaker 3: be surprised if my goldfish very angry.

848
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 2: Bee, you'll be careful.

849
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 3: Another one is a penny drop from the Empire State

850
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 3: Building could kill you if it.

851
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 4: And as a kid, I remember walking around any large

852
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 4: building looking up like, oh my god.

853
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 2: I never heard like if we were a vacuum, maybe

854
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 2: that would work.

855
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 9: Nobody gets so much strength coming down the.

856
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 7: Truth.

857
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 3: Scientists say it might hurt, but it's too light and

858
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 3: doesn't have enough mass to kill.

859
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: Someone started, what's the point.

860
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 6: He's the first scientist that did the research study on that.

861
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 3: There's also the myth you should pee on a jellyfish sting.

862
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I.

863
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 2: Totally peed on my husband's leg when we were in Thailand.

864
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 3: He didn't, but turns out that can actually make your

865
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 3: stings worse. Really, vinegar or rubbing alcohol is stuff that

866
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 3: might help.

867
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 2: You not as fun as fun.

868
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 3: Here's one that I've heard before the color red sends

869
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 3: bulls into a rage.

870
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 4: That's why they Oh, she's.

871
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 2: Just asking what a bull was.

872
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 9: Sorry, I thought you've met like an eating bullet took me?

873
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: I got it?

874
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 5: A bull?

875
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 10: A bull?

876
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 3: All The truth is, bulls can't even see the color red.

877
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 4: What really?

878
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 3: Yep? The capes that mattadors use are traditionally red to

879
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 3: hide the blood stains.

880
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 2: Oh, I've been to a bull fight before.

881
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 4: Really a lot of blood.

882
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, takes all the childhood wonderment out of animal fighting.

883
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, really good.

884
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 2: I wouldn't recommend going to one of those.

885
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 3: We're talking about popular myths that we've heard growing up

886
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 3: that a lot of people still believe but actually aren't true.

887
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 3: And this one is one that everybody's been told as

888
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 3: a kid. You're gonna get cramps if you go swimming

889
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 3: less than thirty minutes after you eat.

890
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it happened to me once. I thought

891
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 4: I jumped in and was swimming too hard. I was like,

892
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 4: ohm or something.

893
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 6: Is it weird that all the other kids abided by

894
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 6: this and my parents are like that, you're fine, do

895
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 6: not wait?

896
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 2: Are they setting us up for something?

897
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 5: Yeah?

898
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 3: They just don't care. That. It turns out there's no

899
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 3: actual science behind that, but it didn't come from nowhere.

900
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 3: Doctors used to think that a lot of blood had

901
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 3: to be diverted to your gut during digestion, and they

902
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 3: thought if you swam while you were digesting, you would

903
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 3: get tired and drowned.

904
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 4: That makes sense. They used to think that about space too,

905
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 4: before they realized. They thought if.

906
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 8: There was no gravity, you couldn't swallow the food, couldn't

907
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 8: go down to your stuff.

908
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,880
Speaker 3: A lot of kids swallowing stuff in space.

909
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 9: You asked me that one.

910
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 6: I don't know if this one is on your list,

911
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 6: but I was always told blood was blue when it

912
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 6: was inside of you, and it didn't turn red until

913
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,479
Speaker 6: it was oxygenated, which is totally false.

914
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 9: That I'm so veins.

915
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 2: Then that's what like my.

916
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 4: S You like poke yourself till you found out I'm

917
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 4: trying to see them.

918
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 3: Another myth that made the list is that we only

919
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 3: used ten percent of our brains.

920
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 2: We actually used less. This show shown.

921
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 3: That most people use their entire brain over the course

922
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 3: of one day.

923
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 2: Okay, that's disappointing for some people, Like that's all you got.

924
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 6: I mean, I was hoping you had a backstore that

925
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 6: you hadn't logged into yet, or something that's.

926
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 3: Feeling like someone isn't living up to their potential. That's

927
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 3: a different thing, but that doesn't mean that they're not

928
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 3: actually using their whole brain.

929
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 8: I thought I'd use a whole brain and I'd be like,

930
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 8: have telekinesis stuff.

931
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 3: This is a common misconception from childhood, probably based on cartoons.

932
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 3: Elephants are afraid of mice.

933
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, a that.

934
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 3: That's not true. Multiple tests have shown they have no

935
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 3: fear of.

936
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,919
Speaker 9: The word sense.

937
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 8: Do you imagine trying to evacuate an elephant and be like, quick,

938
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 8: put a mouse in there, and then just stomps on it.

939
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 4: You're like, oh my god.

940
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 2: It was actually just one of the Warner brothers that

941
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 2: were like, do you be funny? Ye, the same thing

942
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 2: was afraid of mice.

943
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 4: That's actually probably how.

944
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 5: The thing is.

945
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 3: Elephants do have poor visions, so they can still be

946
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 3: startled if a small animal like a mouse or a

947
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 3: bird just darts past them really quick. But they're not

948
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 3: instinctively afraid of the mice. God. Another one that made

949
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 3: this list, fifty percent of your body heat gets lost

950
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,720
Speaker 3: through your head.

951
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 9: I've never even heard of that.

952
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 2: I've heard of that.

953
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 6: That's why you want to wear a hat, like before anything,

954
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 6: you want to put a hat on your head.

955
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 9: Oh, is this why you want to wear socks to bed?

956
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 5: Yeah?

957
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 9: Exactly.

958
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 3: I heard his parents all over repeat that one. But

959
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 3: scientists reevaluated the claim and they found only seven to

960
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 3: ten percent of your body heat gets lost through your head.

961
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 2: Okay, still enough to a hat.

962
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 8: Still worth wearing one yet, and then you can go

963
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 8: naked and covered.

964
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 2: In your math checks out.

965
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 3: And finally, I'm not sure if you guys heard this

966
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 3: one that points setias the Christmas plants are poisonous.

967
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I never heard that.

968
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, turns out wrong, turns out wrong. Yep, not poisonous.

969
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 3: The myth dates back to nineteen nineteen when a child's

970
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 3: death was mistaken them beat it to the plant. It

971
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 3: doesn't mean that you should eat them, though, because they

972
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 3: say a fifty pound kid would need to eat at

973
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 3: least five hundred plants in order to experience any illness.

974
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 4: Forty ninth plot.

975
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 3: All right, mom, I'll show you sounds like that. We

976
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 3: have a new holiday contest for our show. This yea

977
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 3: plant with Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. So there

978
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 3: you go. Probably blew some people's minds today.

979
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

980
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 3: Brook, you're going to be taken on a first time player,

981
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 3: kay Lawnie from Auburn who's a graphic designer and tarot

982
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 3: card reader.

983
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 2: Oh, that explains the music.

984
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 3: And I already had her do your cards right before

985
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 3: we came on. And Brook it says you're drunk.

986
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 6: No, I spilled wine on the deck of cards earlier,

987
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 6: and I think that's why they.

988
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,959
Speaker 3: Were isn't that, kay Lonnie? Isn't that what the cards say?

989
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

990
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 11: It was the nine of cups, so you had nine up?

991
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 3: Why it's a light day for Brook apparently?

992
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 2: How am I functioning?

993
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 4: That's a lot of cups? It's tolerance.

994
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,479
Speaker 3: You stumble out a studio while that happens. We're gonna

995
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 3: explain the rules with kay Lannie. Kay Lonnie, you know

996
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,359
Speaker 3: how the game's played. Thirty seconds, answer as many questions

997
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 3: as possible. If you don't know when, you can say past.

998
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 3: But you have to beat Brooke out right to win?

999
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

1000
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 5: I am ready? All right? Here we go.

1001
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 3: Good luck time starts now. Rafael Na Doll celebrates a

1002
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 3: birthday today, he's a world champion and what sport? How

1003
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 3: many burger buns are in a McDonald's Big mac Hamburger three?

1004
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 3: What French heroine died in fourteen thirty one by being

1005
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 3: burned at the stake.

1006
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 12: A witch?

1007
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 3: Canberra? Canberra is the capital of what country?

1008
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 11: Uh?

1009
00:45:58,719 --> 00:45:58,919
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1010
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 3: Is the drink mimosa named after a city animal or plant?

1011
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 3: All right, good work there, kay, Lonnie. Brook's gonna come

1012
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 3: back into the studio. And you got any summer plans

1013
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 3: coming up?

1014
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 7: Well?

1015
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 11: I do have three children, so I plan on bringing

1016
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 11: them to wild Waves a lot and all the things

1017
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,959
Speaker 11: that we have passed.

1018
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 3: For anything to keep them entertained.

1019
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 11: Yeah anything.

1020
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 2: I haven't brought my kids wild Waves yet. This is

1021
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 2: maybe maybe that's the summer that we do it.

1022
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're endorsing them right now.

1023
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 2: Well, it's pretty fun, it is.

1024
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 3: It is fun.

1025
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 2: Those are those like childhood core memories?

1026
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 6: Yeah again, so many band aids floating in the water?

1027
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 5: All right, Brook, your turn?

1028
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 4: You ready? Go ahead?

1029
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Rapae On the Doll celebrates a

1030
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 3: birthday today. He's a world champion in what sport?

1031
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 2: Tennis?

1032
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 3: How many burger but earn a McDonald's Big Mac Hamburger three.

1033
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 3: What French heroin died in fourteen thirty one by being.

1034
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 2: Burned at the stake Marie Antoinette.

1035
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 3: Canberra is the capital of what country? Oh pass is

1036
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:16,439
Speaker 3: the drink mimosa named after a city animal or plant.

1037
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 2: Plant?

1038
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 3: What popular news segment does Colin Jostin Michael Cha host

1039
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 3: on SNL.

1040
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What is it called? The news show?

1041
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 4: The Daily?

1042
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Why can I remember?

1043
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 3: I'm is all right? Answers are and we're gonna go

1044
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 3: to the scoreboard and see how you did with Jose.

1045
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 5: What's your deal?

1046
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 3: Weirdos?

1047
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 4: You have time to talk about those? Kailani. I did

1048
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 4: a tarot reading on you and you got three.

1049
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 8: Correct Yeah, and Brook you did get one to ask

1050
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 8: you question.

1051
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if it helped, it didn't, but you.

1052
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 4: Still got three.

1053
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 3: Ty goes to the house on these. But let's go

1054
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 3: over the answers real quick. Rafae on the Doll celebrates

1055
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 3: a birthday today. He's a world champion tennis player. Yes,

1056
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 3: there are three burger buns in one McDonald's Big mac Hamburger,

1057
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 3: one on top, one on bottom, and one right in

1058
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 3: the middle. Give me a fourth bund the French heroine

1059
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 3: who died in fourteen thirty one while she was burned

1060
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 3: at the stake was Joan of Arc.

1061
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 4: We did give you that k.

1062
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 3: Canberra is the capital of Australia and a mimosa is

1063
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 3: named after a plant after the yellow mimosa flower. Colin

1064
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 3: Joe's Michael Chay on SNL. They host the new segment

1065
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 3: Weekend Up Dum.

1066
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 2: Could not think of it to save my life.

1067
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 3: Now, Kaylannie. Unfortunately can't give you any money here, but

1068
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 3: just for playing, we're gonna send you a twenty five

1069
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 3: dollars gift card to Sephorah.

1070
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 2: I love Sephora.

1071
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 3: Everybody does because at Sephorah Belb Square you can enjoy

1072
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 3: a shopping experience where all are welcome and what makes

1073
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 3: you unique is celebrated. Plus you're gonna get your beauty

1074
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 3: in two hours, whether you buy online or pick it

1075
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 3: up in the store. Thank you, thank you so much

1076
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 3: for plying. We'll be back to wind Brooks Blacks same

1077
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 3: time tomorrow.