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Speaker 1: Don't be out here acting like a donkey.

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Speaker 2: He bitch, it's.

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Speaker 1: Time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy.

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Speaker 1: I could take it if you feel I deserve it.

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Speaker 2: Ain't no big deal, I know, Charlottage God gonna have

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Speaker 2: funny sleep say his mouth.

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Speaker 1: You gotta say something you may not agree with. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean I'm mean.

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Speaker 3: Who's getting that donky? That donkey that don't don't don't untu.

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Speaker 1: Donkey other day right here the breakfast club. Bitch you

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Speaker 1: you could.

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Speaker 3: Call me the donkey of the day, But like I mean,

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Speaker 3: no harm.

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Speaker 2: Yes, donky today for Wednesday, October twenty fifth.

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Speaker 1: Let me make sure that's the day in the date.

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Speaker 1: Yes Wednesdays.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Wednesday, October twenty fifth. It goes to the young

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Speaker 2: man we call blue face. I cannot lie. Today's donkey

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Speaker 2: is literally what Donkey of the Day is designed for.

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Speaker 2: See all of us at certain points in our lives

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Speaker 2: or donkeys. All of us at certain points in our lives,

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Speaker 2: must get the credit we deserve for being stupid, doing

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Speaker 2: something stupid, are saying something stupid, Because there's.

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Speaker 1: A difference between the three.

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Speaker 2: Some people just dumb, okay, some people are smart, but

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Speaker 2: do dumb things from time to time. Are say dumb

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Speaker 2: things from time to time that would absolutely be me. Okay,

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Speaker 2: in fact, what Blue Face did I've done? Hell, I

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Speaker 2: still do it now?

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Speaker 1: Did it? Last week?

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Speaker 2: Argue on my mean ass niece Taylor about some damn

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Speaker 2: Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, knowing I don't know a

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Speaker 2: damn thing about them white people's business, and I ended

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Speaker 2: up being loud and wrong. It happens, okay, But when

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Speaker 2: it happens, you have to hold yourself accountable and someone

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Speaker 2: in the room has to point out how ridiculous you sound.

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Speaker 2: Clearly nobody was there to do that for the young

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Speaker 2: brother blue Face. But that's why Donkey of the Day exists.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Blue Face made an appearance recently on the No Jumper

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Speaker 2: podcast and he was talking about his child's middle name,

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Speaker 2: Krishan Rock.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: The child's middle name is Jesus, as in Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 2: the man who Christians believe was the son of God

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Speaker 2: and whose teachings are the basis of Christianity. Now, Blue

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Speaker 2: Face had some thoughts about Krishan Rock naming the child Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Would you like to hear him. Let's go to the

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Speaker 1: No Jumper podcast for the report. Please right, but if

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Speaker 1: it's your kid, then.

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Speaker 3: Ye, that Mike kid will never be named Krishan Malone

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Speaker 3: Hayesus Jr.

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Speaker 1: Or what is it? Zus is crazy? She would have

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Speaker 1: to change bro, which is so dumb. She really think

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Speaker 1: j e s u S spells Jesus.

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Speaker 3: In twenty twenty three on in today's planning.

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Speaker 1: She don't even know that that's Jesus. Right, Well, she's

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Speaker 3: How you spelled Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Then that's a question I have. We'll get to that now.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Blue Face is not wrong, but he's not right either,

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Speaker 2: because there's an English pronunciation of Jesus and the Spanish

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Speaker 2: pronunciation of Jesus. No are an American an American pronunciation

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Speaker 2: of Jesus and the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus. My mother

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Speaker 1: Something like the American pronunciation is Jesus? Right? I think

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Speaker 1: the English pronunciation is.

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Speaker 2: He's, he's, he's, he's sus hey sus hey.

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Speaker 1: Sus, he's sous.

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Speaker 2: The Black version is Jesus, right, This Spanish version is Hayesus.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but.

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Speaker 2: No matter where you are from or how you say it,

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Speaker 1: J E s U. S Okay all versions.

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm not mad at Blue Face, because I'm sure

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Speaker 2: growing up on the West Coast around all those Mexicans,

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Speaker 2: j E. S Us more often than not is Hayesus.

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Speaker 2: see j E s Us? Lauren, what do you see Jesus?

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Speaker 2: When you see j E s Us? What do you

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Speaker 2: reason you're getting donkey today. You can't call somebody dumb

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Speaker 2: with extreme confidence the way you did.

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Speaker 1: I mean, listen to how he said it. Listen she's

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Speaker 2: You can't start off a statement saying it's just so dumb.

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Speaker 2: You can't call somebody so dumb with such confidence, but

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Speaker 2: then follow it up with something dumber. Okay, that would

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Speaker 2: make y'all dumb and dumber. And then he said, I

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Speaker 2: don't know who's gonna tell us? No, Blue who tell you? Okay, blueface,

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Speaker 2: you know what I want to know?

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Speaker 1: Some question?

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Speaker 2: And be just asked, how do you spell Jesus Christ?

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Speaker 2: We know how you would spell Hayesius the Mexican Worker,

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Speaker 2: but how would you spell Jesus Christ? And when you

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Speaker 2: was reading the Bible growing up as a child, who

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Speaker 2: do you think Jesus was? Okay, Jesus turned water to wine. Hey,

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Speaker 2: Sue's probably turned water to tequila. Okay, No, seriously, brother,

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Speaker 2: how do you think Jesus Christ is actually spelled?

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Speaker 1: Because if this whole time you thought j E. S U.

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Speaker 2: S Was just Hey Sus, then that means you thought

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now, this is a moment to teach, not a

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Speaker 1: moment to shame.

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Speaker 2: Words that have spelled the same but pronounced differently are called,

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Speaker 2: y'all went to college heteronyms?

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Speaker 1: What heteronyms?

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Speaker 2: Okay, two or more words having the same spelling are

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Speaker 2: pronunciation with different meanings and origins are homonyms, homonyms.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying not to say it sounds crazy.

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Speaker 2: Heteronym Okay, personally I like my words non binary, all right,

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Speaker 1: But let's stick to the heteros for a minute. L

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Speaker 1: I ve you can let them live? Can I live?

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Speaker 1: We all deserve to live.

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Speaker 2: But then you can say I'm going live NBA Live,

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Speaker 2: I'll be live on stage tonight. I'll tell you another

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Speaker 2: heter on them our E s U and me resume.

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Speaker 2: I sent in my resume versus. Please return to your seats.

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Speaker 2: The Blue Face Show will resume in a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Then you have t E a R. Okay, he shed

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Speaker 2: a tear versus I'll tear your ass up. You got

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Speaker 2: present pr E S E N T. You can present

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Speaker 2: under the tree. This is what we all must learn

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Speaker 2: in regards to calling someone dumb. Calling someone dumb doesn't

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Speaker 2: use that dumb situation as a moment to teach, because

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Speaker 2: the problem with stupidity is that it doesn't always recognize itself,

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Speaker 2: and that is why Donkey of the Day exist Okay,

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Speaker 2: I am here every day to recognize your stupidity. For you,

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Speaker 2: please give blue Face the sweet sounds of the hamiltones.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, you are of the day, Oh the day yee.

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Speaker 2: And if you listen to this donkey of the day

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Speaker 2: later and you know you correct me on anything. I

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Speaker 2: already told y'all I'm dumb. I already told y'all I'm stupid.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sitting here trying to be smart. All okay, well, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, speaking of stupid, shout to be et. What I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna tell you?

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Speaker 1: Why would you do the bet?

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Speaker 3: You know, I said, shout to be about to go

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Speaker 3: into the next topic.

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Speaker 1: Don't know how to talk?

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Speaker 2: Yes, there's so many things I've learned about you this year.

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Speaker 2: Number one, you're stupid. I knew that for a long

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Speaker 2: time though. But number two, you really don't know how

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Speaker 2: to talk. But I knew that for a while as well.

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Speaker 2: It's not like you're calling BT. You don't even.

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Speaker 3: Realize I said, pece b et. Now let's get into

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Speaker 3: the toe.

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Speaker 1: You said, speaking of stupid peace b.

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Speaker 3: Oh, my bad bet piece BT. But now or you stupid?

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Speaker 3: I mean just dumb? Do you expect anything else?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm right to work with you for thirteen You're like,

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Speaker 1: that's come to me and it is n't that stupid?

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Speaker 3: Yes, but they don't ask surprise but not you.

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Speaker 1: Stupid too, but you know stupid, he don't know. He's stupid.

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Speaker 1: The blindly and the blind dumb and dummer. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: just dumb. He's dumb.

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Speaker 3: No, he's dumber.

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Speaker 1: I'm dumb. Are both dumb for arguing about whos dumber? Like,

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Speaker 1: let's no, you are the dumbest.

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Speaker 3: That's better than this mister English period.

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Speaker 1: Dumbest in the room. He's the most dump dumbest. You know,

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Speaker 1: you should have an exclamation point. Exclamation point you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean.

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Speaker 3: That's that's yep, dumb, dumb ass, dumbus. What were you

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Speaker 3: getting to and be like you get here? No I do.

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Speaker 4: I was arguing with Taylor, our producer. It was a

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Speaker 4: dumb argument, That's what I was trying to say them to.

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Speaker 4: You ain't know what you want to see? Stupid watchtail

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Speaker 4: movie coming to America and she was saying to come

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Speaker 4: into America that Eddie Murphy was not testing Lisa.

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Speaker 3: He said it wasn't a test at all, Lord, and

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Speaker 3: I said it was.

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Speaker 2: A test talking with this little young girl about that

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Speaker 2: were born in the nineteen hundred nineteen hundred and seventy.

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Speaker 5: But her point was, though, that he didn't know certain

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Speaker 2: Mean why when Hakim came home and Simmy had decked

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Speaker 2: Lisa to fall in love with him and not notice

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Speaker 2: money and his wealth and who he was.

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Speaker 4: So the question is eight hundred and five eighty five

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Speaker 4: one oh five to one, Fellas, do you test women

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Speaker 4: like this?

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Speaker 1: Meaning?

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Speaker 4: Do you say, hey, buy your own ticket and then

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Speaker 4: when she gets there, you pay for the ticket to

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Speaker 4: see if that she's even willing to do it? Do

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Speaker 4: you say, hey, I left my wallet in the car,

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Speaker 4: can you handle le bill? I'll get it back to

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Speaker 4: you when we get back to the car. Fellas, do

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Speaker 4: you test women and women? Do you test men? Do

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Speaker 4: you make them do some things before you give them

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Speaker 4: the box to see if they're really there for you

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Speaker 4: and not for the box or where your partners are correct?

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Speaker 2: I'm sure women do test though what we do, because

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Speaker 2: you know if you're really about to get it in

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Speaker 2: with a dude.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure there's ways to see what I feel like

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Speaker 5: the test never stopped, like it's really different levels of

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Speaker 5: test for sure.

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Speaker 4: But let's discuss when we come back. Eight hundred five

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Speaker 4: eight five one oh five one. Fellas, do you test women?

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Speaker 4: Is that a way that you do it to make

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Speaker 4: sure she's not there for the money in there for you?

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Speaker 3: And ladies? Do you test the man to make sure

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Speaker 3: he's not there for the poem?

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Speaker 2: Poem?

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Speaker 3: Let's discuss. It's the Breakfast slogo Morning, the Breakfast Club