Speaker 1: It's the start of the week, and are you already
Speaker 1: over it?
Speaker 2: It's a jubal show.
Speaker 1: You woke up this morning to the alarm going off
Speaker 1: on your phone and you thought, what if I just
Speaker 1: called in dead to work?
Speaker 2: They believe it.
Speaker 1: I mean, getting up every morning and having to sit
Speaker 1: at work and do all those work things. Just sounds
Speaker 1: terrible that, my friends, is called burnout, and it's a
Speaker 1: real thing. And this is America, the freest country in
Speaker 1: the entire universe, according to us, and we are so
Speaker 1: free that if we don't work ourselves to the bone,
Speaker 1: we won't be able to eat or sleep.
Speaker 2: That's sure, it's how free we are.
Speaker 1: Except companies expect so much out of us that the
Speaker 1: beds we do have don't seem to work. So we
Speaker 1: spend countless nights on our phones looking at TikTok for
Speaker 1: new sleep routines from influencers who also don't sleep because
Speaker 1: they're burnt out from creating content. I'm not saying this
Speaker 1: to bum you out. I'm saying it to give you
Speaker 1: some hope.
Speaker 2: This morning. It's a jewel show.
Speaker 1: Because experts have released a sure fire away to deal
Speaker 1: with burnout, So we'll help you feel a little bit
Speaker 1: more alive today as you go to work to fill
Speaker 1: that inside I need it. Next, it's the show Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Radio and TikTok's Jewel Fresh. And you might not
Speaker 1: realize it, but right here in our own backyard, people
Speaker 1: are hurting. It might even be you in your own backyard.
Speaker 1: There's a group among us who are tired over it,
Speaker 1: and nothing, not even but first coffee seems to help.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about you and the citizens of this.
Speaker 1: Fine democratatorship who are burnt out.
Speaker 2: From working so much.
Speaker 1: Yes, you want to throw a computer monitor at your
Speaker 1: coworker just to feel and you're tired of surprise cupcakes
Speaker 1: at lunch being the only highlight of your week. You're
Speaker 1: like every other American. You're burnt out. And we have
Speaker 1: a way to help you right now, because experts have
Speaker 1: released a surefire way to deal with burnout, and it's
Speaker 1: going botral right now. So we'll go over it to
Speaker 1: see if any of this stuff might work for you.
Speaker 1: What are the surefire ways to deal with burnout? Figure
Speaker 1: it at the beginning of the week. Why not go
Speaker 1: over this right.
Speaker 3: Someone who does suffer from burnout from time to time,
Speaker 3: I'm like this sounds stressful that there's a list of
Speaker 3: things I now need to I know.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, it feels so simple, though, Just crack a
Speaker 4: bottle of wine, aren't you?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Now, Literally talking to somebody the other day and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, my problem is I don't owe my time
Speaker 1: enough and I need to make lists during the day,
Speaker 1: but I don't ever make lists, and then by the
Speaker 1: time I get to thinking about it, I can't remember
Speaker 1: any of the.
Speaker 2: Things that I want to do.
Speaker 1: And then now here's another list, but let's.
Speaker 2: Go over it.
Speaker 1: These are the things that they say will help you
Speaker 1: deal with burnout. Just vibes philosophy, Oh what is that?
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: I think this is kind of what I do. But anyway,
Speaker 1: it says completely ignore responsibilities.
Speaker 2: Okay, that doesn't help at all. That makes it worse
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: Tell yourself, the universe will provide and then rent will
Speaker 1: be paid when it's due.
Speaker 2: Some people, it really is my theory.
Speaker 4: It works for you, though. That's the weird part how.
Speaker 2: It doesn't work for anyone around him.
Speaker 4: Also, I get stressed out by that. I'm not vibing
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 1: I just trust the people out around me, and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: whatever times made up and then I got my car repote.
Speaker 2: It's fine. Forgot. I was thinking about you, like, are
Speaker 2: you okay? Has got to take lyft and stuff?
Speaker 5: You know, dressed me out, I asked him last week,
Speaker 5: like jubill, how do you know? Like about like uh flights?
Speaker 5: Like where the book? Like the main one or the
Speaker 5: more expensive one? Like what if I don't want the money?
Speaker 5: Later on, he goes, money will always come to you.
Speaker 2: Man, You're good.
Speaker 6: It just shows up.
Speaker 1: Like you wake up in the morning and you roll
Speaker 1: over and you're like, oh, I got my plane ticket
Speaker 1: paid for.
Speaker 2: It's on my pillow. The tooth fairy left me money.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Another way that they say is a good way to
Speaker 1: get over burnout the revenge sleep procrastination move.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you just got a nap and reset. I'll just
Speaker 4: go to sleep and then forget about. What revenge do
Speaker 4: you do?
Speaker 3: It's no, it's revenge against yourself.
Speaker 2: Yes, you want me to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to sleep, stay up until three am watching videos,
Speaker 1: convinced you deserve me time, and then wake up the
Speaker 1: next morning filling ten times worse.
Speaker 3: This weekend, Yeah, thankfully, I do it on the weekends
Speaker 3: I don't do it.
Speaker 2: On like a.
Speaker 1: Tuesday, I finished watching The Night Agent and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I just need to finish this.
Speaker 2: I deserve it. This is my weekend. I deserve myself.
Speaker 2: Feel like that list is loan.
Speaker 1: There's another theory that will help you get over burnout,
Speaker 1: the fake productivity fix.
Speaker 2: Oh what is this solid one?
Speaker 1: Open twenty tabs and stare at them intensely and hope
Speaker 1: your boss sees your screen before you take another. Quote
Speaker 1: short end quote break that when I was working in office,
Speaker 1: I'm not office material at all because I used to
Speaker 1: have an office job and that was all I did.
Speaker 1: Just leave your tabs open.
Speaker 2: Leave my tabs up.
Speaker 1: I play Solitaire on the computer and I would just
Speaker 1: leave my tabs open and like be able to quick
Speaker 1: flip really quick to the tabs whenever my boss will walk.
Speaker 2: There's a keyboard short cut. Yeah yeah, he's his shirt.
Speaker 2: That's not office material.
Speaker 1: And the number one thing on the list as a
Speaker 1: way to get over burnout, they say, the new identity method.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: And this is one that I've really thought about a lot,
Speaker 1: like a lot, and I've been told by my therapist
Speaker 1: I shouldn't do it, okay, because.
Speaker 2: We've talked about it. That's really good.
Speaker 1: Simply change your name and moved to a remote village,
Speaker 1: start a new life as a goat herder.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I'm with you. If you'd like to not
Speaker 2: do that burn out, It.
Speaker 1: Can't find you if you disappear. Else you can make blanket.
Speaker 1: I thought my therapist, I just want to meditate all day.
Speaker 1: That's all I want to do. She's like, the only
Speaker 1: way to do that is to go to a Buddhist
Speaker 1: monetary monastery and then just live there.
Speaker 2: Do you want to do that? And I was like,
Speaker 2: kind of, it's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 2: this is Trevor calling from plumbing. Is this Jason?
Speaker 8: Yeah, Hey Jason, So I was just calling you with
Speaker 8: a bit of an update on the situation.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 6: Okay? Is my my wife should be right there if
Speaker 6: you if you have anything. I'm at work right now.
Speaker 6: My wife should be there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, Yeah. She left.
Speaker 8: She said she had some errands to do and you know,
Speaker 8: asked us if we'd be good if she went around errands.
Speaker 8: So we said yeah, And I didn't have her number.
Speaker 8: Your number was on the invoice, So just calling you
Speaker 8: to kind of update you on the situation.
Speaker 6: So okay, so you guys done already.
Speaker 2: No, we're not done so much. It's we had an issue,
Speaker 2: a little bit of an issue.
Speaker 6: Okay, what's what's going on?
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna be honest.
Speaker 8: So me and my coworker here, we were doing the
Speaker 8: work on your plumbing, and you know, we uh were
Speaker 8: walking through the house and then I noticed what looked
Speaker 8: like the sword from the movie Brave Heart, Like there
Speaker 8: was like a toy sword from there was like a
Speaker 8: toy sword from the movie Brave Heart in one room.
Speaker 6: Oh no, oh that's not a toy sword.
Speaker 9: That's that's an exact REPENTI that's a usable sword.
Speaker 6: Oh oh what what happened?
Speaker 8: So where did you get that sword? Because was it
Speaker 8: like like on Amazon or.
Speaker 6: No, not not on Amazon. My my wife got that
Speaker 6: for me. She tracked down the guy that actually made
Speaker 6: it for the movie. So that is that's like, okay,
Speaker 6: what happened? What happened?
Speaker 8: Okay, So we were walking through the house and we
Speaker 8: saw that sword, and I was like, oh cool, that
Speaker 8: looks like the sword from the movie Braveheart, and then
Speaker 8: my coworker Gary was like, yeah, dude, it does, and
Speaker 8: so we were looking at it, and then we had
Speaker 8: our pipes because we're plumbers, you know, and then we
Speaker 8: kind of had an impromptu duel.
Speaker 6: And you hold up, you started fighting with my sword.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, just kind of a real quick duel.
Speaker 8: And you might want to ask for your money back,
Speaker 8: honestly when it comes for that sword.
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 6: What happened?
Speaker 8: Well, it's not made very well because like I took
Speaker 8: one swing at him and then he blocked it with
Speaker 8: a pipe that he was holding, and then it just
Speaker 8: split in half.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, like.
Speaker 6: You got you gotta be you broke my sword?
Speaker 10: Well that sword, that.
Speaker 6: Sword wasn't a toy. It's an actual sword.
Speaker 9: That sword cost my wife twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: So and then, oh you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 8: Okay, So I could offer you maybe some options, like
Speaker 8: to say, sorry, I have some samurai swords at my house.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no, no, no no no no, what are
Speaker 6: you talking about? No, I don't want your swords here.
Speaker 2: They're pretty sweet.
Speaker 6: No they're not pretty sweet. Okay, those are stords.
Speaker 9: Okay, what you're gonna do is You're gonna you're gonna
Speaker 9: get your owner, whoever owns this company, to get a
Speaker 9: hold of me, because if that doesn't happen soon, you're
Speaker 9: gonna be hearing by attorneys.
Speaker 8: Well, I was hoping we could work it out a
Speaker 8: way where because I can't have this happen again, So
Speaker 8: I was hoping there was a way we could work
Speaker 8: it out where you didn't talk to the owner like
Speaker 8: I have twenty five samurai swords.
Speaker 6: And swords, Okay, I want my sword.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well that sword wasn't made very good because it
Speaker 2: broke like right away.
Speaker 6: So that's it. That's it. I'm done. I'm calling the owner.
Speaker 9: You're fired, hopefully if this owner has any kind of sense,
Speaker 9: and I'm damn sure getting the money back from my sword.
Speaker 9: I don't care what I have to do. And you
Speaker 9: better hope you're not there when my wife get back,
Speaker 9: because when she gets there and seeving you messed up
Speaker 9: for that she bought me, you are going to need
Speaker 9: a hospital bed.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then at this point I'll just let you
Speaker 2: know this.
Speaker 8: It's a prank phone call, and this is actually Jubil
Speaker 8: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
Speaker 8: and your wife.
Speaker 2: Tina set you up.
Speaker 9: You have no idea how much I'm shaking right now.
Speaker 9: I'm so oh my god, you got.
Speaker 1: She said that you had this really expensive sword that's
Speaker 1: a replica from the one in Braveheart as you wanted.
Speaker 2: She wanted me to break it today. So there you go.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, she's so dead.
Speaker 2: Wake up every morning with double phone branks. It's time
Speaker 2: for Nina's What's trending?
Speaker 4: So and News didn't expect to see. Drake's new album
Speaker 4: is number one? What really an concern of events coming
Speaker 4: after the super Bowl and Kendrick Lamar. Drake's collaborative album
Speaker 4: with Party next Door, called Some Sexy Songs for You,
Speaker 4: has debuted atop the Billboard charts.
Speaker 2: I wonder who the Sexy Songs are for? Oh geez rab.
Speaker 2: I just think it's pretty funny, like honestly good for Drake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean people are gonna check on him, right.
Speaker 1: They wanted to say, was this just a album of
Speaker 1: him crying?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 1: Which a lot of Drake albums are him crying anyways, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it could actually be. Also, did you see
Speaker 1: the video?
Speaker 4: So he's been staying in Australia and he's up in
Speaker 4: this penthouse and somebody had a drone that got right in. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they flew a drone in and there's this video of
Speaker 4: him and he takes like a bright orange slide and
Speaker 4: chucks it at the drone and he looks upset and
Speaker 4: he's really mad. Well, the follow up to this video
Speaker 4: is that somebody of course went out there to find
Speaker 4: his slide in the water and found it.
Speaker 3: There was one game going around when they were claiming
Speaker 3: that the drone was playing not like us.
Speaker 2: Which is so funny.
Speaker 1: It wasn't, but it would be so cool for lamar
Speaker 1: Is obviously even brushing up on his drug skills.
Speaker 2: Know it's him. He's sitting outside on the beach like
Speaker 2: watch this. I don't care orange side, I'm number one Now.
Speaker 2: He looked at this ship.
Speaker 3: He was like, oh, I mean I would be too.
Speaker 2: But he flies in your open and he actually get
Speaker 2: it that we actually get down, you know.
Speaker 4: But way, while it's hilarious, that is an extreme violation
Speaker 4: of privacy.
Speaker 3: Yes, we were just checking in on the facts, not
Speaker 3: like us. There's lots of windows, Drake, how you like
Speaker 3: my drone?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: In other news. Let's go down to Florida. The Florida
Speaker 4: Man Games are back for a second year. So the
Speaker 4: Florida Man Games will be held on March first, and
Speaker 4: it's going to be teams that are battling for the
Speaker 4: coveted Snake Skin Championship belts. They're going to be competing
Speaker 4: in challenges like human beer pong, mechanical gator riding, evading arrest.
Speaker 2: Obstacle code.
Speaker 4: That's been then new this year, a Florida sumocage match,
Speaker 4: a tailgating area, a grocery aisle brawl, hurricane prep chaos.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is hilarious. It hurts Florida.
Speaker 5: That's creat caane prep chaos thing might come in handy,
Speaker 5: so that's good.
Speaker 2: I want to know how the human beer pong thing works.
Speaker 1: All of that comes in handy if you're in Florida
Speaker 1: at some point.
Speaker 2: I really love it if they would televise.
Speaker 3: They really should like the amazing Let's just make something
Speaker 3: they would watch it bigger.
Speaker 2: Than but Florida. That's what's trending, all right? To catch
Speaker 2: cheaters coming up right after this the Jubile Show.
Speaker 11: Sure this morning, it's time a cheater only on the
Speaker 11: Jubile Show.
Speaker 1: Ruth is on the phone today for to Catch a
Speaker 1: Cheater and she's been with her partner, Jesse for ten years.
Speaker 1: That's a long time, long time, but now she thinks
Speaker 1: that he might be cheating. Ruth, what's going on? Why
Speaker 1: do you think Jesse might be cheating on you?
Speaker 11: Okay, so we're both like very busy people. We're both
Speaker 11: in like corporate jobs, and we don't really even have
Speaker 11: time to like talk about having kids because we're so busy.
Speaker 11: So we both have our own offices in the house,
Speaker 11: and Jesse's always been more busy than I am. But
Speaker 11: like lately, in the last six months, I feel like
Speaker 11: he's either at the office or at home in his office,
Speaker 11: and he's recently like staying at the office late night
Speaker 11: and he's only coming home like right before we go
Speaker 11: to bed. So we haven't upset month. So right before
Speaker 11: I contacted you guys, I was going through our bills
Speaker 11: and I opened his visa bill, and that's really nothing new.
Speaker 11: He just like kind of has me deal with finances
Speaker 11: and stuff. And I saw a few purchases of women's
Speaker 11: clothing that were sent to somewhere else, not my house,
Speaker 11: and I haven't seen anything that would cost what he
Speaker 11: bought sent to my house at all. And there were
Speaker 11: also quite a few purchases of roses made. Now Jefse
Speaker 11: hasn't bought me roses in years, mostly because we agreed.
Speaker 11: They're like, we're way too busy to take care of
Speaker 11: flowers or anything, so they're kind of frivolous.
Speaker 6: But I'm really.
Speaker 10: Wondering who he's buying for.
Speaker 11: And I really want to confront him about all these purchases,
Speaker 11: but I don't. I'm kind of scared about what are
Speaker 11: you gonna say?
Speaker 2: I said, do you have like an anniversary or something
Speaker 2: coming up that it could be like surprise.
Speaker 4: I was wondering if you guys knew some of you
Speaker 4: pass because maybe they sent it to like for condolences.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm sorry, but maybe I know.
Speaker 6: It's just it's very odd to have.
Speaker 11: Like recurring purchases. I guess so among a bunch of
Speaker 11: people that are.
Speaker 4: Dying, because I don't know, I know, it is absolutely odd.
Speaker 4: Are these places that you shop at?
Speaker 11: No, like I even the extensive clothing. I'm not very
Speaker 11: into like shopping for myself that much. So even if
Speaker 11: they were for me, it's he knows that I'm not
Speaker 11: like big on clothes, and I've yet to see anything
Speaker 11: cross our mailbox that has anything to do with expensive clothing.
Speaker 11: So it's just it's all odd.
Speaker 2: And you haven't asked him about this at all, or
Speaker 2: have you.
Speaker 11: I have not confronted him about it. I'm just kind
Speaker 11: of scared of what he's going to say because you.
Speaker 2: Think he might be up to something. You just you
Speaker 2: don't want to hear that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Like I don't want to stay the word cheating,
Speaker 11: but that's what it feels like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I understand why you ad jump to those conclusions. Now,
Speaker 4: this is just a story about something that like my
Speaker 4: uncle when he was dating he was in a long
Speaker 4: term relationship, and he would by me, his niece, nice
Speaker 4: things because he didn't have any kids, and he wouldn't
Speaker 4: tell her about it, so then she would always be like, well, wait,
Speaker 4: what did you just you know, really he didn't feel
Speaker 4: like he needed to check in because I'm his niece. Yeah, right,
Speaker 4: So I don't know if there's somebody in your man's
Speaker 4: life that he could be just you know, spoiling that
Speaker 4: somebody that he loves that's not romantic.
Speaker 11: I feel like we don't have any family members that
Speaker 11: like our even only children are like okay, you know
Speaker 11: for kids that we would it's just very unlike him.
Speaker 11: Even if we did, I don't know how I would justify,
Speaker 11: Like how he would justify explaining that to me.
Speaker 2: Is there anybody that you would like suspect that you
Speaker 2: can think of that it might be?
Speaker 11: No, that's the whole thing. So we've always been busy,
Speaker 11: Like if there was ever a chance to cheat, I
Speaker 11: feel like it could have been done probably successfully. None
Speaker 11: of these participates, Yeah, because like we we definitely we
Speaker 11: have our own thing, Like we're very definitely busy, and
Speaker 11: I don't this is not something I would normally even
Speaker 11: think that I would have to deal with.
Speaker 1: Well, we'll try to figure it out for you already
Speaker 1: told us what grocery store he shops at, so we'll
Speaker 1: call from there and do the usual. Say that every
Speaker 1: single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
Speaker 1: who gets free flowers delivered from our floral apartment. Is
Speaker 1: our way of saying thank you for shopping with us,
Speaker 1: And we'll see if we sinzos to you or to
Speaker 1: somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, please I'll come back
Speaker 1: get here to catch a theater next ran in the
Speaker 1: middle of to catch a teter if you're just joining us.
Speaker 1: Ruth is on the phone and she thinks that her
Speaker 1: boyfriend or boyfriend was that a boyfriend at that point? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys have been together for ten years and Ruth
Speaker 1: thinks that he might be cheating before we give him
Speaker 1: a call to see if we can catch him, Ruth,
Speaker 1: why don't you refresh her? Why don't you catch everybody
Speaker 1: up and tell us why you think he might be cheating?
Speaker 11: Okay, so, long story short, we've been together ten years.
Speaker 11: We both drink corporate odds, are both very busy, we
Speaker 11: both have separate offices, and we've always been kind of workaholics.
Speaker 11: I have opened his bills recently, which I usually do
Speaker 11: because I handle the finances, and I found some suspicious
Speaker 11: purchases for both roses and expensive clothing that were not
Speaker 11: sent to my house.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, we're going to call him right now and
Speaker 1: pretend to be from the grocery store where he's a
Speaker 1: rewards card member and say that he's this this month's
Speaker 1: big winner of flowers delivered anywhere that he wants, to
Speaker 1: anybody that he wants, and we'll seeve sinzos to you
Speaker 1: or to someone else.
Speaker 2: Oka. Are you ready?
Speaker 11: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is Jordan calling from I was looking for
Speaker 1: a rewards card member named Jesse. Yeah, Jesse, please don't
Speaker 1: hang up. This is not a marketing call. I'm actually
Speaker 1: calling to tell you congratulations Deer, this month's big winner.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, great, So what does that mean?
Speaker 1: Every single month we choose one rewards card. Remember, at random.
Speaker 1: We get the free flowers delivered from our floral department
Speaker 1: as our way of saying thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 2: Absolutely free.
Speaker 1: It's thirty six longstem red roses, a box of chocolates
Speaker 1: and the card.
Speaker 6: Oh that's nice, that's awesome. Okay, so I can pick
Speaker 6: it up for one.
Speaker 1: Well, if you know who you want to send them
Speaker 1: to right now, I can take the information in just
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 6: Okay, you go. You'll deliver it though that's not.
Speaker 1: Yet delivered anywhere within the fifty United States. Absolutely free.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I'll have you. I'll have you some of
Speaker 6: my girls. And do you do a card too?
Speaker 2: Yes, we can do a card. What would you like
Speaker 2: to put on the card.
Speaker 6: Okay, so yeah to Ruth and have it say.
Speaker 12: I know we're too busy to take care of these,
Speaker 12: but I'm not too busy to tell you.
Speaker 6: That I love you.
Speaker 2: Okay, you may you married?
Speaker 6: No, No, we're just you know, we've been together for
Speaker 6: a while.
Speaker 2: How wo how long.
Speaker 12: I think the next anniversary will be eleven?
Speaker 1: Whoa, that's a long time will then? I guess I'll
Speaker 1: just let you know that this is not actually the
Speaker 1: grocery store. This is actually the Jewbel Show. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show. My name's Jewbell.
Speaker 10: Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm excited because you're not eating. We think I'm Mina. Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm Victoria.
Speaker 6: I'm confused. Are their flowers?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, we do a second on the show called to
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant other
Speaker 1: is cheating on you, you can see if they send flowers
Speaker 1: to you or to someone else, and your girlfriend Ruth
Speaker 1: is actually on the phone.
Speaker 13: Hi Jesse.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna go ahead and nasty obvious, Jesse, you
Speaker 2: did buy flowers? Who are those four? Oh?
Speaker 6: What are you talking about? Go ahead?
Speaker 12: Ruth?
Speaker 11: I opened your visa bill and I was just like,
Speaker 11: I don't know I was paying bills that I saw
Speaker 11: all these charges for roses and stuff. I mean, I
Speaker 11: don't get any And I also all these charges for
Speaker 11: like really expensive clothing that we're not sent to our house,
Speaker 11: so I don't know where they're going, and I I
Speaker 11: got nervous.
Speaker 12: Okay, I think we can all agree that cheating implies
Speaker 12: a physical relationship of some sort. What you've discovered through
Speaker 12: my visa charge is uh so, boy, this is exactly
Speaker 12: the kind of thing you want to announce on the radio.
Speaker 6: I joined a campsite.
Speaker 12: We haven't been intimate together and quite some time, and
Speaker 12: so I got it. I got on the computer and
Speaker 12: there's a website can go to and there are these
Speaker 12: girls who will you know, don't.
Speaker 6: Perform various action des for.
Speaker 12: This is more of a live type of thing with
Speaker 12: the chat room and stuff.
Speaker 6: And you know, so I didn't. You know, I've found a.
Speaker 12: Girl that I like on this campsite and you know,
Speaker 12: to be honest, ru she kind of looks like you.
Speaker 12: It charges for roses, you saw, That's how you.
Speaker 6: You know, quote unquote tip these girls.
Speaker 12: And then you know, once you get to know them
Speaker 12: a little bit better, they share their Amazon wishlests and
Speaker 12: you know, you can buy them stuff off of there,
Speaker 12: and uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they like roses for tips Old the Rose.
Speaker 6: But at the end of the day, it's a charge
Speaker 6: to my visa, you know. And I I've never.
Speaker 12: Met anybody in person. This is all just computer nonsense.
Speaker 12: I don't I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 11: I first of all, I don't agree with that. I
Speaker 11: don't think that cheating has to be physical. And also
Speaker 11: I'm kind of pissed that you're spending all this money
Speaker 11: on some stranger. You could be spending it on like
Speaker 11: thoughts or me or just it's so crazy. And the
Speaker 11: fact that she looks like me, it's so crazy, Like
Speaker 11: why I'm right here, So why don't you just have
Speaker 11: sex with me for free, I don't know, or buy
Speaker 11: me roses once in a while. That's I feel like
Speaker 11: it's cheating.
Speaker 2: A good point. Why not?
Speaker 12: Ruth and I are both so busy. The ven diagram
Speaker 12: of us both having.
Speaker 6: A little bit of free time, it just doesn't even exist.
Speaker 6: And this is this is easy, you know.
Speaker 12: I just type a website in and it pops up
Speaker 12: and it's on my schedule, and it's just you know,
Speaker 12: I'm not a monk, I'm not cell a bate and
Speaker 12: so you know, instead of actually cheating or you know,
Speaker 12: going to rus and being told she's got a document
Speaker 12: of finished processing before she deal with me, I just
Speaker 12: go type in this website and take care.
Speaker 6: Of business on my own. And then I get that
Speaker 6: you don't like it, But that's that's all it is.
Speaker 11: I believe you in that respect. Like, I don't think
Speaker 11: you're doing anything physical or like even have like an
Speaker 11: emotional attachment to this person.
Speaker 6: But the only way that this relationship.
Speaker 11: Is going to work is if we still connect on
Speaker 11: like an emotional and the physical level. I know you
Speaker 11: love me, but like, if you want to be better,
Speaker 11: you need to remember that there was a time when
Speaker 11: we were having set regularly and I feel like the
Speaker 11: physical part of our relationship is just as important as
Speaker 11: the emotional part. And you paying attention to some woman
Speaker 11: online and buying her duck, especially when she looks like me,
Speaker 11: is just it. It's like borderline cheating and kind of creepy.
Speaker 11: I don't think I could stay in this relationship with
Speaker 11: and I see any charges like that.
Speaker 1: Again, why aren't you guys intimate? Is it just you're
Speaker 1: not home at the same times? I mean, you're just
Speaker 1: both tired.
Speaker 2: What is it.
Speaker 11: We're both like extremely busy and we work late hours.
Speaker 6: We have separate offices.
Speaker 11: We do our own thing in those offices. By the
Speaker 11: time we go to bed, I guess like we just
Speaker 11: want to like unwind and I don't know, just yeah,
Speaker 11: we just watch TV and we get tired and we
Speaker 11: go to sleep. Like it's not that I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you guys should have like little nanners kind
Speaker 2: of like quicker today, something to spice it.
Speaker 6: That sounds good to me. I'm I'm totally into that, honestly, babe.
Speaker 6: I didn't think you were still into me like that.
Speaker 12: I kind of thought that the fire had died down
Speaker 12: and I didn't know how to make it grow again.
Speaker 11: I'm still interested in you physically, I mean, but I
Speaker 11: don't think we would have been together for this long
Speaker 11: if we were not into each other physically. And like,
Speaker 11: I know you still love me, and obviously you're looking
Speaker 11: for cam girls that look like me, so I can't
Speaker 11: be like super offended. I guess I just I just
Speaker 11: look what's in front of you. I'm here, and I
Speaker 11: love you and I want to have a physical relationship
Speaker 11: with you, and like I mean and if it gets
Speaker 11: me like roses and lingerie, I'll film some stuff for you.
Speaker 6: If you want, like you know, like okay, yeah, sweet,
Speaker 6: that sound good. I'll bring a camera home work tonight.
Speaker 14: The jew will shows to catch a cheater.
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Speaker 7: I'm good?
Speaker 2: How are you great? Thank you for asking did you
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Speaker 10: Yes?
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Speaker 4: What is the name of the dog in the Peanuts
Speaker 4: comic strip Snoopy? What is Chandler's last name in Friends Pas?
Speaker 4: What does the E and Chuck e cheese stand for?
Speaker 2: Pash?
Speaker 4: Who directed Jurassic parkh? What is the smallest bone in
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Speaker 4: Video game series features characters like Master Chief and Quirtana.
Speaker 10: Aavatar?
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Speaker 2: What do you do for work? I go to school? Oh?
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Speaker 12: Uh?
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Speaker 2: Talk to a twenty something Yeah, for real. Okay, you're
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Speaker 10: I'm in seventh grade?
Speaker 14: Oh?
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Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just say pass, and you
Speaker 1: have to beat Claire out right to win, and Claire
Speaker 1: you can tell Victoria win to go.
Speaker 2: Okay, go. What is the name of the dog in
Speaker 2: the Peanuts comic strip the what Toto? That's Dorothy? I passed?
Speaker 2: What is Chandler's last name in Friends?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know that?
Speaker 7: Pass?
Speaker 2: What does the E and chuck e cheese stand for? Excitement?
Speaker 2: Who directed Jurassic Park? Christopher Nolan? What is the smallest
Speaker 2: bone in the human body?
Speaker 14: Be?
Speaker 2: Dope?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: It's oh?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 4: Video game series features characters like master Chief and Quartana.
Speaker 13: I don't like this.
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Speaker 3: Claire got one correct.
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Speaker 4: The name of the dog in the Peanuts comic strip
Speaker 4: is Snoopy. You guys, this one really hurt my soul.
Speaker 4: Chandler's last name in Friends is Chandler bing E and
Speaker 4: Chuck e Cheese stands for entertainment. The director of Jurassic
Speaker 4: Park is Steven Spielberg. The smallest bone in the human
Speaker 4: body is the STAPs in the and then the video
Speaker 4: game series that features characters like Master Chief and Quortana
Speaker 4: is Halo.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm still on STAPs.
Speaker 5: I've never heard that bone in the human body, so
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Speaker 4: I feel like it's been a question like before, so
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Speaker 1: Greg is on the phone today for our first date
Speaker 1: follow up, and he's getting ghosted by Taylor. So in
Speaker 1: a few minutes, we're gonna call her and see if
Speaker 1: she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
Speaker 1: him another date. But first, Greg, how long has it
Speaker 1: been since you heard from Taylor.
Speaker 6: It's been over a week now, Okay.
Speaker 2: Have you been trying to get hold of her?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I send her a couple of text messages. I even
Speaker 7: reach out this morning and I sent her a good
Speaker 7: morning text message with a picture of a sunrise and
Speaker 7: got nothing in return.
Speaker 1: No, not even for a sunrise. Aw Man, I sure
Speaker 1: want to call this person back.
Speaker 6: I mean, I want to know what's going on.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 2: Sure, we'll tell us about the date. How did it go?
Speaker 7: Yeah, so we we went hiking right Uh. She picked
Speaker 7: up this really beautiful killer spot that had this.
Speaker 6: Really incredible view.
Speaker 7: It was really beautiful.
Speaker 6: It was a nice hike.
Speaker 7: We reached to the top and you know, we had
Speaker 7: been talking throughout the hike, and I thought, hey, this
Speaker 7: is a perfect.
Speaker 6: Moment for you know, a little nomass.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 7: So, you know, we get to the top, we're looking
Speaker 7: at the beautiful view, and I made a joke that hey,
Speaker 7: if we fell off this mountain right now, at least
Speaker 7: we go out with a view. I was pretty fun
Speaker 7: and she laughed, but then things got kind of quiet
Speaker 7: after that. We did we did kiss after that though,
Speaker 7: when we were on top of the mountain. So in
Speaker 7: my mind, I was like, all right, well, you know,
Speaker 7: at least it's still a wind. It was a kind
Speaker 7: of a dark humor.
Speaker 6: Joke, but you know, I thought, hey, it's still it's
Speaker 6: still a win. We kissed.
Speaker 7: The thing about her that she's got this very like
Speaker 7: don't mess with me vibe, you know, and I dig that.
Speaker 6: I love a strong woman. It's really great for me.
Speaker 7: Again, the hiking was awesome, but then she, you know,
Speaker 7: she cracked a joke about how she doesn't kiss on
Speaker 7: first day and I.
Speaker 6: Thought she was I thought she was kidding, but you know,
Speaker 6: we did kiss.
Speaker 7: She kind of laughed at my joke, and I, you know,
Speaker 7: I thought, hey, we do went on a really great hike.
Speaker 7: I thought it was a really good time. So, like,
Speaker 7: I don't know, like, she just hasn't talked to me
Speaker 7: since then. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Well, when she got quiet after you made that joke,
Speaker 1: what do you think was going through her head?
Speaker 7: I don't want to like make assumptions, but you know,
Speaker 7: I can assume you know, it's a situation where it's like, hey,
Speaker 7: it's the first day. It's kind of a dark humor joke.
Speaker 7: Maybe she she's not super in dark humor, or maybe
Speaker 7: she thought something differently.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 7: For me, I was just like, look, this is a
Speaker 7: beautiful view. Like if we fell off right now, you know,
Speaker 7: at least we'd go out seeing a beautiful view. For me,
Speaker 7: it was just a silly, dumb, dark joke to.
Speaker 1: Be maybe she's alone on a cliff with a guy
Speaker 1: that she first got mad.
Speaker 2: What if I could see how maybe.
Speaker 4: Well I could see why she would kiss you too, Like, well,
Speaker 4: if that's going to happen, it's over.
Speaker 10: Kiss.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like she kissed me, so you know, I thought,
Speaker 6: all right, it was a dark joke. She got kind
Speaker 6: of quiet, but we did kiss, so like in my book,
Speaker 6: that's a win.
Speaker 3: Okay, girls will kiss a guy out of just pure
Speaker 3: survival to get it over with.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm hoping it wasn't out of fear and survival.
Speaker 7: I was hoping she was. I mean again, I thought
Speaker 7: we were digging each other. I thought it was something
Speaker 7: I don't know, we were flirting. It was a great
Speaker 7: height in my mind. I thought it was something good,
Speaker 7: But she hasn't talked to me since then, and so
Speaker 7: I'm now I'm wondering, like.
Speaker 6: Was my joke too far?
Speaker 2: Did she take it too seriously?
Speaker 7: What did she kiss me at a survival?
Speaker 6: As you said?
Speaker 14: I hope?
Speaker 1: But was there anything else that you can think of
Speaker 1: that would be a reason for her to ghost you.
Speaker 2: Other than impending doom?
Speaker 7: I would I guess maybe, I mean, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 7: I mean I might have over shared a little bit
Speaker 7: too much.
Speaker 6: You know. For a first date, I talked about this.
Speaker 7: Meme page that I run on the internet. It's a
Speaker 7: niche page, so I sent her one after the date,
Speaker 7: and in my opinion, my humble opinion, it was one
Speaker 7: of my bests.
Speaker 6: But she didn't react. You didn't say anything back. She
Speaker 6: didn't nothing.
Speaker 7: No, not even like a like on the apple, you
Speaker 7: know what I mean, Like how I message you can
Speaker 7: like it or heard it?
Speaker 6: Didn't do any of that either.
Speaker 2: Was it about death? Again?
Speaker 7: It was just a meme about like cat?
Speaker 2: Is that the page you run? Is it all of
Speaker 2: cat memes?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no no no.
Speaker 7: It's a bunch of different memes and a bunch of
Speaker 7: different things. But that was just the joke that I
Speaker 7: happen to send her because again, we made a couple
Speaker 7: of cat jokes as we were walking up. I'm a
Speaker 7: dog person personally myself, so you know, she said that
Speaker 7: she likes dogs and she likes cats, so I figured, hey,
Speaker 7: this would be a kind of a funny meme to
Speaker 7: keep the jokes going.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
Speaker 2: out for you.
Speaker 1: Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
Speaker 1: her and see if she's tell us why she's ghosting you.
Speaker 2: And maybe get you another day. You still want one, Okay,
Speaker 2: I was loved one.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Plus, i'll come back get your first day follow
Speaker 1: up right after this, friends will of today's first date
Speaker 1: follow up if you're just joining us. Greg is on
Speaker 1: the phone and Greg is getting ghosted by Taylor. So
Speaker 1: we're about to call her and see if she'll tell
Speaker 1: us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
Speaker 1: But first, Greg, why don't you kind of recap your
Speaker 1: date for us before we call her.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we went hiking last week. It was a really
Speaker 7: great time. I made a joke about if we fell
Speaker 7: to our death, at least we'd have a great.
Speaker 6: View but we did okay, and so I thought.
Speaker 7: It was really great. I send her a meme of
Speaker 7: a cat cad meme after our hike. She didn't react
Speaker 7: to it. I sent her a couple more messages, including
Speaker 7: one this morning, and she still has not said anything
Speaker 7: back to me or responded or anything.
Speaker 6: I've been she's ghosting all rus.
Speaker 2: Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 6: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, here we go. Hello him, I speaks to
Speaker 2: Taylor please.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, this is Taylor.
Speaker 2: Hey Taylor, how are you? This is the Jubil Show.
Speaker 2: It's a radio show. Yeah. Hi am Nina. Hi, I
Speaker 2: am Victoria and my name is Jubel. How are you?
Speaker 13: I'm okay.
Speaker 10: Is this a joke? Why is the radio show calling me?
Speaker 2: It's not a joke. Have you ever listened to the
Speaker 2: show before?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay? Cool. Have you ever heard of first date follow
Speaker 2: up before? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Great, Well, we got an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 1: The first they follow up is where if you go
Speaker 1: on a date with somebody and they ghost you, you
Speaker 1: can email us to get that person on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out why you're getting ghosted. So we got
Speaker 1: an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 2: Do you know who? Would email us.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's gotta be Greg, right, Yes it is Greg.
Speaker 2: You said that so confident? Why are you ghosting? Greg?
Speaker 10: Honestly, he's a lot, like I don't give a mess.
Speaker 13: He was funny at first, but then I don't know,
Speaker 13: it just felt like everything turned into.
Speaker 10: A meme or some joke. He doesn't really know when
Speaker 10: to stop and turn it off, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Yeah, on all the time. Do
Speaker 2: you feel like that was nerves or that's like really
Speaker 2: who he is?
Speaker 10: I don't know. I get the sense, like to an extent,
Speaker 10: that's who he is, and so like that's why it
Speaker 10: felt like a lot, Like if it came off as nerves,
Speaker 10: like it would be one thing, you know what I mean,
Speaker 10: But because it was, it was just constant, and I
Speaker 10: did get the sense it was his personality. It was
Speaker 10: a lot to take in and I don't really wrong,
Speaker 10: Like the hike was fun, but after the kiss, like
Speaker 10: he just tried to make it this whole comedy routine
Speaker 10: and I am truly all for humor, but it just
Speaker 10: didn't feel genuine, you know, like because.
Speaker 2: It felt like he was on what do you mean?
Speaker 1: He made it feel like a comedy routine, like was
Speaker 1: it funny, Yeah, aspects.
Speaker 10: Of it were funny. It was like just kind of
Speaker 10: making cracks about everything, and like there was a crack
Speaker 10: about like, you know, the view that we had was
Speaker 10: absolutely stunning, and he sort of like made a joke
Speaker 10: about like, you know, if we fell and this was
Speaker 10: how our lives ended essentially, like at least we'd have
Speaker 10: a good view for it.
Speaker 6: And that was a lot.
Speaker 10: And then and then it was just there was a lot,
Speaker 10: a lot to talk about memes Like I can't really
Speaker 10: adequately express that. I don't think he yeah, like kind
Speaker 10: of felt like he was obsessing over them, and I
Speaker 10: just don't think that's like a match for me.
Speaker 4: Like were they memes that he created himself or like
Speaker 4: regurgitating memes that he read?
Speaker 13: Like I think it was him too, because he would
Speaker 13: kind of like see something on the hike and try.
Speaker 10: To figure out what kind of meme it could make.
Speaker 10: Like we'd see like this stunning tree and it would
Speaker 10: be like, oh, well, what funny joke can.
Speaker 2: I make with that?
Speaker 13: You know, it was just it was a lot Instead
Speaker 13: of just kind of.
Speaker 10: Enjoying what was around us, it was like he was
Speaker 10: trying to figure out how he could you know, get
Speaker 10: recognition somehow out of it.
Speaker 2: Life.
Speaker 10: And then there was like this one point where we
Speaker 10: were trying to like take a left, but there are
Speaker 10: these two rocks that was sort of like locking that path,
Speaker 10: and he just sort of made a joke about how like,
Speaker 10: oh would it makes just such a great meme about
Speaker 10: you know, two rocks don't make a right you know
Speaker 10: that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: He's really trying.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then he was just cracking up over it,
Speaker 10: and I just sort of was sitting there kind of
Speaker 10: giving pity left because you know, what else are you
Speaker 10: supposed to do?
Speaker 2: So he really didn't talk about much. It was just
Speaker 2: like meme after meme pretty much.
Speaker 10: It was it was a lot.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you for telling us why you're ghosting him.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sure Greg does too, because he's actually
Speaker 1: on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10: Oh gosh, is yes, okay?
Speaker 2: Greg?
Speaker 10: Oh boy?
Speaker 7: I mean, come on, the two rocks are like like
Speaker 7: that is a funny job, Like it's abjectively speak kids
Speaker 7: like that is.
Speaker 6: Hilarious much as real thinking that's a funny joke.
Speaker 13: It's Greg, It's just like you're a stand up comedy,
Speaker 13: so that never.
Speaker 10: Ends, and so it just it gets to be a
Speaker 10: lot like I don't know when you're being real or
Speaker 10: if you're just stetting up for a punchline.
Speaker 6: Okay, well that's just me. I'm as funny, Like I'm
Speaker 6: a funny guy.
Speaker 7: All right, and I thought we were having a good time,
Speaker 7: right And also, just for the record for everyone listening,
Speaker 7: like my meme page is.
Speaker 10: Hilarious, Like, and I don't doubt that the meme page
Speaker 10: is great. It's but like in real life, I don't
Speaker 10: need running commentary on everything around me twenty four to seven, Like,
Speaker 10: I want someone I can actually connect with, And when
Speaker 10: someone's just like making commentary, it sort of feels like
Speaker 10: they're in their own world but not really like present
Speaker 10: with me.
Speaker 6: Oh so you like boring, dude.
Speaker 7: I make a lot of jokes.
Speaker 6: People love my jokes.
Speaker 7: You just want to be with some boring guy that
Speaker 7: well it doesn't make comments about anything. Come on like that,
Speaker 7: I'm hilarious.
Speaker 6: Hey, I'm Steven.
Speaker 7: I do taxes, I wear a tweet jacket when I
Speaker 7: go to work, and I don't make jokes about anything.
Speaker 10: No, I don't like boring guys. I don't want ton
Speaker 10: who's cracking jokes twenty for seven. I'm like, I ideally
Speaker 10: would like a happy medium somewhere in between. There would
Speaker 10: be great, half boring, how funny.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm I'm all funny.
Speaker 7: I don't have a boring Our first date with us
Speaker 7: going hiking, Okay, Like, I'm not boring, and I'm not
Speaker 7: going to sit there and just make half attempted jokes.
Speaker 6: I'm a funny guy. I like to make jokes. I
Speaker 6: might to last.
Speaker 7: We get one life and we should be laughing the
Speaker 7: entire time through it, and I'm connecting with what I
Speaker 7: don't even understand what they Laughing is the best way
Speaker 7: to connect with people. So I don't know what you're
Speaker 7: even and find your accountant or then them, Well, Taylor.
Speaker 2: Would you like to go on another date with Greg?
Speaker 2: Will pay for it.
Speaker 13: I appreciate the offer, but now, like, truly Greg's a
Speaker 13: nice guy, but he's just not what I'm looking for.
Speaker 6: Well, you know what, that's fine?
Speaker 7: By mean, I after hearing why you're ghosting me, which,
Speaker 7: by the way, like ghosting somebody and I'm being honest
Speaker 7: with them, that's pretty kind of messed up on your end,
Speaker 7: and I find that pretty boring myself, like off to people.
Speaker 6: All right, So yeah, that's fine that you don't want
Speaker 6: another date.
Speaker 7: I don't have time to talk about tax codes or
Speaker 7: about accounting number read lenet.
Speaker 6: Hey can I do an impression.
Speaker 2: Work with sure? Greg?
Speaker 6: Hey, I'm Taylor.
Speaker 7: I went on a date and I didn't laugh once.
Speaker 6: But you know what, I saved a bunch of money
Speaker 6: in my car surance.
Speaker 2: First date fall.
Speaker 4: This time trending, so ye know how they say that
Speaker 4: who you choose as your partner is probably the biggest
Speaker 4: decision that you make in your life. Looking at Travis
Speaker 4: and Taylor, it seems like this was working out for
Speaker 4: him a little bit more than it is for her.
Speaker 2: I saw the best meeting the other day. It was
Speaker 2: zero catches, zero carries, and you didn't feel the jet.
Speaker 3: And it was her like yelling, that's really funny, obviously
Speaker 3: well photoshopped.
Speaker 2: Yeah, things just keep getting better for him, though, is
Speaker 2: the whole point?
Speaker 4: So Taylor, ever since the Super Bowl, lost almost one
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty thousand followers on Instagram, really since she
Speaker 4: got booed. Meanwhile, Travis gained twelve three hundred and seventy
Speaker 4: I mean, she's got two hundred and eighty two million followers,
Speaker 4: so it's probably not that big of a deal.
Speaker 2: But it is kind of weird how all of.
Speaker 4: A sudden it feels like she's getting negative press like
Speaker 4: she never really did before.
Speaker 1: I feel like her friendship with Blake Lively has brought
Speaker 1: out a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe her ex.
Speaker 1: Friendship with Blake Lively because she's distanced herself from Blake
Speaker 1: Lively now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But also I think that might be it, honestly,
Speaker 3: because she hasn't done anything really in the last like
Speaker 3: a few months since the arastour.
Speaker 2: Has been over.
Speaker 3: She's been kind of quiet, yeah, and she hasn't been
Speaker 3: forcing everything down people like It's almost like she was
Speaker 3: more popular when she was like slapping people over the
Speaker 3: head with all of her stuff, and now it's like
Speaker 3: she's just quiet again and people remember that they didn't
Speaker 3: like her.
Speaker 2: Well, she's probably tired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, reason, No, it makes sense, But it's this weird
Speaker 3: that the moment she stops, people are like unfollow It's like, what, dude,
Speaker 3: I know, what do you want?
Speaker 2: Odd things? So it might be the Blake Lively stuff.
Speaker 5: Yes, it reminds me of when she got when everything
Speaker 5: went downhill, like her bad reputation come out, so and
Speaker 5: the reputation album came, so you know, i'd be looking
Speaker 5: forward to a reputations Taylor's version might be coming soon if.
Speaker 2: She needs some bad rep.
Speaker 1: Something interesting about the Taylor's Version stuff too? What And
Speaker 1: it's because of the Blake Lively thing, because people are
Speaker 1: digging up all this stuff, right, so well, so she
Speaker 1: said it was Scooter Brawn, Yeah, who owned the company
Speaker 1: that had the masters for.
Speaker 2: Her original music. Right, he bought them from Big Machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he bought them and then wouldn't let her use
Speaker 1: them or something like that. So she was releasing her
Speaker 1: own versions Taylor's version because he owned those masters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: her dad owns half the company that owns the masters.
Speaker 1: And then that that Scooter bron guy bought the company
Speaker 1: to sell it. Yep, and the dad still owns half
Speaker 1: the masters, so she technically owns.
Speaker 2: Half the masters.
Speaker 5: I don't know she owns her those masters, her dad does.
Speaker 5: I don't know that's true.
Speaker 3: You know you're putting it past Taylor Swift to say,
Speaker 3: oh woe is me, they stole my music.
Speaker 2: Let me re release every ounce of it, you dummy,
Speaker 2: feed you with it. I don't know, you don't make
Speaker 2: money off the originals.
Speaker 4: But sometimes those parents though, like when the mammagers and
Speaker 4: the daddagers or whatever, they get a little bit selfish
Speaker 4: with that. So that doesn't necessarily mean that she's going
Speaker 4: to have any of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Well, by the way she made Scooter brought out to
Speaker 3: be an evil person. And I don't know if he
Speaker 3: is or not right, but the bottom line is he
Speaker 3: bought a company that happened. I also have her Masters
Speaker 3: to sell it all Like, you didn't even know that
Speaker 3: was included and you did not get care.
Speaker 2: But what if he did know that that was part
Speaker 2: of the plan and his plan all along was too such.
Speaker 1: She wasn't able to perform them at an awards show
Speaker 1: because they wouldn't let but because the people that own
Speaker 1: the Masters wouldn't let her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, her own dad owns have to well that I
Speaker 2: don't know. Why isn't she talking about that though? Yeah,
Speaker 2: if it's true, why isn't you talking about that? Learning
Speaker 2: the Scooter Brown do?
Speaker 1: Because if you own half the Masters, you'd be like, hey, Scooter,
Speaker 1: come here, Scoot, she did shoot I own half these Masters, right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna let her.
Speaker 2: Do it dad.
Speaker 4: You mean, yeah, well he was probably trying to find
Speaker 4: a way to make more money too. But everybody ended
Speaker 4: up dropping Scooter Braun after that too, by the way,
Speaker 4: So that means because it was llaized. But there's got
Speaker 4: to be some smoke where there's fire. I'm not saying
Speaker 4: that Taylor Slipped was correct one hundred percent, but I
Speaker 4: don't think that Scooter Braun was one hundred percent of
Speaker 4: the Angel.
Speaker 1: Well, she knows that her dad owns half the Masters,
Speaker 1: and she didn't mention that, dude.
Speaker 2: She just mentioned to Bronx who told you that her
Speaker 2: dad owanns half the Masters. Candace own.
Speaker 1: Research. She knows crazy research, crazy research. Toda is killing
Speaker 1: it when it comes to the Blake Lively and Ryan
Speaker 1: Reynold stuff. I mean, she went in on Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: the other day and a whole lot of information. We
Speaker 1: don't have time to go over it. Will listen to her.
Speaker 2: Podcasts podcast now.
Speaker 1: But she does research, and she's not gonna say it
Speaker 1: if she doesn't have like proof, because she'll get sued.
Speaker 1: She gets sued all the time.
Speaker 2: Did she ask her for herself? She doesn't need to
Speaker 2: because it's public record. Dude.
Speaker 4: Either way, Taylor's fine, and so is Taylor's dad. They're
Speaker 4: all rich and they're gonna be fine.
Speaker 2: Canzone. Well that's what she jubles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 2: you have a dirty little secret? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sweet?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 15: I was staying in Gainesville, Florida for about three months.
Speaker 15: I was dating an old lady at the time, she.
Speaker 6: Was she was about thirty nine years old.
Speaker 15: And while I was over there, her niece, her niece,
Speaker 15: tried to do some stuff with me, which.
Speaker 2: I oh, yeah, while you were with her aunt while
Speaker 2: I was with her aunt.
Speaker 6: Yeah, kind of a sticky situation.
Speaker 7: And I was doing that for like.
Speaker 6: Almost all of those three months.
Speaker 2: Wait, you were me doing the aunt or the niece
Speaker 2: her niece? The niece and the aunt. Oh wow.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 15: The niece knew that I was with her aunt, but
Speaker 15: the aunt didn't know anything about the other.
Speaker 7: She still doesn't know to this day.
Speaker 2: Oh you still talk to her?
Speaker 6: I still talk to the niece.
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Wow?
Speaker 2: How did you juggle both of them like without the
Speaker 2: ant knowing you?
Speaker 5: Why was the niece okay with you also getting with
Speaker 5: the am when you're also getting with her.
Speaker 15: Wait, it's because her her brother mother than the aunt's brother.
Speaker 15: The niece's father was living behind them in another house,
Speaker 15: like right behind them.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I would stay.
Speaker 7: Back there under like the cover of like, oh, I'm
Speaker 7: going to be drinking.
Speaker 16: With them, a bunch of midelos, you know. And then
Speaker 16: at night, while I was staying over there, she would
Speaker 16: call me and she'd be like, hey, come on over
Speaker 16: to the other room right across the hall. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 16: because they had the uncle. Her father had cameras all
Speaker 16: in the inside of the house because he was like
Speaker 16: a control freak. Oh so I had like dodge cameras
Speaker 16: and stuff to get to mission impossible, Mission impossible, straight
Speaker 16: slithering down the hall.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us, you dirty little secret. Well,
Speaker 2: thank you for giving me your tongue. Yeah, man, have
Speaker 2: a go one. Hey, what's up this the jubill shows
Speaker 2: dirty little secret? You have one?
Speaker 10: Yes, I've been married for fifteen years and I've been
Speaker 10: having an affair with a twenty three year old and
Speaker 10: I'm twenty four years older than him.
Speaker 2: Whoa O man, it's been going on for like five years.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Wow, are you tired from all of the hiding?
Speaker 2: Not really, because it's he just comes over and I
Speaker 2: do what I have to do and bye bye.
Speaker 6: I just handle my business and go.
Speaker 2: Are you meet done with him when he's thirty?
Speaker 6: Probably?
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us you're dirty little seat problem.
Speaker 6: Bye bye bye.
Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret