1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 1: the subject is my wife is an activist at the 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 1: wrong times. We'll get into that and find out what 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: that's all about. Just a few and me that's wrong. 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 1: We're not marching now, baby, All right, we'll find out 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: what that's all about. And just a few because right 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,040 Speaker 1: what you got for his neph It's. 10 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 2: Right here, Shirley. Is my auntie's bike. My auntie's bike. 11 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,319 Speaker 2: Get ready to get ready to get ready to get 12 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,319 Speaker 2: ready my auntie's bike. 13 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 3: Let's go cat don Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Bond. 14 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 3: Hey man, this this K dub Man. Listen do you 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 3: know somebody to live on? Yeah? 16 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 4: Mama, my mama, stay on? 17 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 2: What was this? 18 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 3: Hey? This this K dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley, 19 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 3: she live online. Now. My auntie say you are came 20 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 3: over here and stole a bicycle and some other stuff 21 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 3: out of her garage. 22 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 4: Told her, well, first of all, who is you man? 23 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 3: I stole the bike? 24 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 4: I somebody garage? 25 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 3: Who is it? 26 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 4: Who is Kate? 27 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 3: I don't know know k does. This is Kate doug Man. 28 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 3: My auntie, Miss Tinsley, lived down the street from your 29 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,320 Speaker 3: mama and my anti me. You the one came over 30 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 3: in and took a bike in a toolbox or somebody 31 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,680 Speaker 3: the garage man. 32 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 4: First of all, I don't even know, no, damn miss Tinsley. 33 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,759 Speaker 4: And second of ull, I don't steal your your aunty, 34 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 4: Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody garage. Put put on 35 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 4: the phone, man, put your ainty on the phone. I 36 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 4: ain't stole nothing from nowhere. 37 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,680 Speaker 3: I ain't got it. She can't talk. My auntie can't 38 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:38,200 Speaker 3: talk to you. 39 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 4: Why she can't talk? 40 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 3: She say I stole something? No, my ain't my auntie death. 41 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 3: She signed language me and told me that you the 42 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 3: one stole stole the bike. 43 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 4: Your auntie deaf and she told you she signed language 44 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 4: you and said I stole the bike. 45 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 3: On. Wait just a minute, how you get my number? 46 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 3: Hold on sign language and me not hold on? Okay, 47 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 3: She says, quit all that damn line. You know, damn well, 48 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 3: you're the one that stole the bike. 49 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 4: He may hold. So your auntie is cutting me out 50 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 4: through you the silent that you're telling me that I 51 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 4: just stole the damn bike. Say man, First of all, hell. 52 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 3: You even get my number? Man, I got the numbers 53 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 3: that lived down the street. That ain't your mama? 54 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 4: Miss yeah, miss my mama. 55 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, well look man, the people down the street 56 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,079 Speaker 3: are but then they knew your number. I told them 57 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 3: I needed to talk to you so that I ain't 58 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 3: told me that that you was the one that stole 59 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 3: the bike out the garage. Now look, I ain't trying 60 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 3: to help me. 61 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 4: Can you can all right? Can you silate back to 62 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 4: your ain't it? 63 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 3: Yeah? 64 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 4: I can sil back to her, tell her that I 65 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 4: said that I ain't stole no bike. How about this? 66 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 4: Tell you ain't I ain't stolen no damn right now? 67 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,239 Speaker 3: Man, hold on, man, I'm trying to tell her right now, 68 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Okay, hold on. She's saying something. She said, 69 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 3: your black lying and you know, well you got this bike. 70 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 4: May look here, man, you your death painting that street 71 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 4: with nobody on this street except for my mama. 72 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 3: I'm a grown man, so I. 73 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 4: Gotta steal a bike for your death. She must be 74 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 4: dumb too, She's death had dug She's like, I sold something, y'all. 75 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 4: Don I mean, I don't even know y'all are you? 76 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,239 Speaker 3: Ain't he ain't deaf and dumb dude, Okay, MI ain't. 77 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 3: He don't never lie. And if miss Tinsley saying that 78 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 3: that that somebody took something, that dog, she's telling the truth. 79 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 3: I ain't gonna be lying. And just to be lying, 80 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 3: why she just gonna lie on you? Why you're gonna 81 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 3: pick you out? Man? You know what. 82 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on, but I ain't got 83 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 4: no reason to steal no bike. Now, I got a 84 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 4: card that ain't paid for I got. I'm a grown man. 85 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 4: I'm trying to get cunsed in my son. So I'm 86 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,600 Speaker 4: gonna come in somebody garage instead of Mike. Is you 87 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 4: paint it you crazy that she is? Man, get off 88 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 4: my line with that. 89 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on, MI ain't a talking 90 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 3: what she's saying. Wait a minute, man, I'm trying to 91 00:03:56,560 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 3: see what she was saying. She said that black No 92 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 3: damn well, he took that bike and he better bring 93 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 3: that damn bike. 94 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 4: Looking, man, I don't know what you sit on my line? Man, 95 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 4: I ain't took no bike. The dumb ain't his line even. 96 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 3: Hey, dog, you wanna tell you something. You're gonna respect mi. 97 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 3: AIN'TI me say, man, you're gonna respect me? You call 98 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 3: my phone with him? 99 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 4: I mean to try to get my together. 100 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 3: You call me some. 101 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 4: Who aren't you? 102 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 3: What are you? I don't know this is I don't 103 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 3: know man. I'm K dubb Everybody know K dub. 104 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 4: I ain't never heard of no K dub on in 105 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,839 Speaker 4: my life. My Mama been saying on for fifteen years. 106 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 4: I ain't never heard no Kate Doug. I heard no 107 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,719 Speaker 4: Miss Tinsley. I ain't heard abouy, no death lady. I 108 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 4: ain't seen no bike. Get the off my line. 109 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 3: Man, ain't mane you're gonna make me go down and 110 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 3: steal something out of miss house if you don't bring 111 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 3: that damn bike back. Got me bring somebody to my 112 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 3: ma mother. 113 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 4: If you want to talk on my way over there by, 114 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 4: somebody come on Mama house for my family. She's gonna 115 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,960 Speaker 4: be over for you the death dumb. Ain't you got 116 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 4: whoever down there gave you my number? Everybody you got me, 117 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 4: We'll go this our best street up. You come by 118 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 4: my mama house. You better not stepping my mama playing. 119 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 3: You come by my mama. 120 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 4: Playing some of them. You worked. You got me stup. 121 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,279 Speaker 4: You're gonna tell me. 122 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 3: To the dark side. 123 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 4: Come on my way right now. I don't know. We 124 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 4: set on the phone on. 125 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What 126 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 3: you saying, ain't I ain't say. Ain't nobody scared of 127 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 3: your o? 128 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 4: Pray say tell yo death. I ain't need to bring 129 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 4: up outside and I best you she hear them licks. 130 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,000 Speaker 4: I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll be so 131 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 4: she gonna be undeath today. I bet you get cured when. 132 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,760 Speaker 3: You see me whooping yo. Man. He literally, I ain't 133 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 3: coming by myself. Only Tommy gonna be there with me. 134 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 3: Tommy gonna help me. Whoop yo way who it's time 135 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,479 Speaker 3: to tell me who Tommy man nephew Tommy from the 136 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:57,040 Speaker 3: Steel harb in morning show. You just got pranked by 137 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 3: your mama, Miss villau. 138 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 4: Ah, I said, right them man my mama, No, I 139 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 4: don't like nobody the man guys. 140 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 3: You mama, mama say my son loved me to death. 141 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 3: He don't let nothing. He take care of me. He 142 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 3: don't let nothing go wrong with me. I don't let 143 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 3: nobody mess with me. He said, all you got to 144 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 3: do with that, like you're gonna do something to his mama. Man, Well, 145 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 3: I don't. 146 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 4: I don't see because of like I do. 147 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 3: Mad. 148 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 4: God, I'm in the mirror swept. I'm mad for real, 149 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 4: y'all did this so? 150 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:32,719 Speaker 3: Man? 151 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,600 Speaker 4: I swear to God that wasn't myself. Oh yeah, Man, 152 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 4: tell my mama she wrong for that to dude? What up? 153 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 3: You have to change? Boy? You off to change you 154 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 3: just like me. You know your mama. I ain't mad 155 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 3: at Hey. I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. 156 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 3: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 157 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 3: show in. 158 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 4: The land Man without a doubt, Man's Steve Harvey Morning 159 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,359 Speaker 4: Show Man. This for you, timing Man without doubt. 160 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,040 Speaker 3: Hey, Man, tell miss Beer I said, hey, right, I 161 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 3: got two undred dollars she wanted. 162 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 4: She want to play games there. 163 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 3: Come on, come on. 164 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 2: Come on, come on? 165 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,040 Speaker 4: What what? What? 166 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: What happening? What is happening? 167 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 2: That's greatness right there, that's just stupidity at its best. 168 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 2: That is great. And say they gonna get some greatness 169 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 2: this weekend Baltimore, Maryland, Friday and Saturday night nineteenth and 170 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 2: twentieth at the Comedy Factory in Baltimore, Back by popular demand. 171 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 2: The nephew was coming your way, all right, got a 172 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 2: few tickets left, y'all come hang out with your boy too. 173 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 2: Friday who said, trying not to you know, trying not 174 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 2: do nothing Sunday. You know he didn't got on me, 175 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 2: you know, by not getting down on Mondays. 176 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 1: Oh you know, I'm. 177 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 2: Gonna try to make him feel a limpt Tommy for 178 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 2: years I hit them both. I performed on Sunday night 179 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 2: and got him came. 180 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 3: To work on Monday. 181 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 2: Everybody, ain't you know? That's your reasons. That's why we 182 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:18,040 Speaker 2: are all different. Everybody do different stuff. Everybody ain't you? 183 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:21,679 Speaker 1: Is that the get to your boss? 184 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,280 Speaker 2: Why you're not coming to boss? 185 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 3: Is my uncle? 186 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,160 Speaker 2: What is you talking about? 187 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:26,560 Speaker 3: Call? What? 188 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 1: But that's your response? 189 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 3: Everybody ain't you? Why you're not? 190 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:36,319 Speaker 2: Yes? That that to him? To my uncle? Yes, everybody, 191 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:36,920 Speaker 2: ain't you? 192 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,200 Speaker 1: He's just shaking his head because it's. 193 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 2: Something he did he years ago. He did it your job, 194 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 2: though it has changed, everything has changed. Could you tell 195 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,959 Speaker 2: this to another boss that wasn't your uncle? This is 196 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,760 Speaker 2: what I don't want. I don't have. I'm not gonna 197 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:53,720 Speaker 2: ever have another boss. 198 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:54,199 Speaker 3: It ain't. 199 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,200 Speaker 4: So you're safe on that one. 200 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,400 Speaker 3: I do this. 201 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:03,400 Speaker 2: So what do you do when he get through a radio? 202 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 3: We threw a radio. 203 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 1: Your uncle was just shaking his head. All right, Dad, 204 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 1: You coming up next. Strawberry letter for today. The subject 205 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 1: is my wife is an activist at the wrong time. 206 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 207 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,200 Speaker 1: The Hardy Morning Show.